Ideal Bundesliga thread

>>77716789
is this /bundas/

>>77716789
>Eintracht Braunschweig

didn't expect that from Brasil.

But why Leipzig?

>>77719422
DDR needs some team to cheer

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for me it's leipzig

>>77716789
>no Dynamo, Hansa or Aue
>Braunschweig
>Wolfsburg
>Düsseldorf
???

>>77719504
Union and Dynamo Dresden are better choices

Where can I get an Alison Tyler gf?

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>>77721651

Man ich red von mein Pensi du depp. Und da sagt noch einer von die Haider dass en sonderschüler dümmer is als a student

First for customer refunds.

/Energy/ - BVB Pokal final confirmed.

R W E S S E N

Traoré's on fire

>Hier gibt es alle Paarungen der 2. Pokal-Runde im Überblick:

1. FC Schweinfurt – Eintracht Frankfurt
VfL Osnabrück – 1. FC Nürnberg
1. FC Magdeburg – Borussia Dortmund
SC Paderborn – VfL Bochum
Wehen Wiesbaden – Schalke 04
Fortuna Düsseldorf – Borussia Mönchengladbach
Mainz 05 – Holstein Kiel
Hertha BSC – 1. FC Köln
Bayer Leverkusen – Union Berlin
Jahn Regensburg – 1. FC Heidenheim
VfL Wolfsburg – Hannover 96
Werder Bremen – TSG Hoffenheim
1. FC Kaiserslautern – VfB Stuttgart
Greuther Fürth – FC Ingolstadt
SC Freiburg – Dynamo Dresden
RB Leipzig – Bayern München

>>77721879
Halts Maul Dreche.

>>77721973
my cock is SO FUCKING HARD right now

>>77721758

lel no. short women look only thicc because they so fucking short. Their ass isn't better than any other woman.

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>>77722021
Halt selber dei Maul ey ich hab dich au net beleidigt du Spacko

>>77721973
who /piggus/ here?

>>77722067
Das war bestimmt ein Haider.

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It was the season of 73/74.

Bayern München
Borussia M'Gladbach
Fortuna Düsseldorf
Eintracht Frankfurt
1.FC Köln
1.FC Kaiserslautern
FC Schalke 04
Hertha BSC
VfB Stuttgart
Kickers Offenbach
Werder Bremen
Hamburger SV
Rot-Weiss Essen
VfL Bochum
MSV Duisburg
Wuppertaler SV
Fortuna Köln
Hannover 96

>German memes
I bet you secretly watch German youtubers as well you animals

ist das bundes?

>>77722052
Yes, but heels compliment a woman's ass, moreso for short ones

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>>77722142
ja deswegne hab ich jetz au den abochat angmacht

>>77722191
Auer Auer mein Hahn

For me, it's:

Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Bayern Munich
Dynamo Dresden
Borussia Dortmund
Borussia Mönchengladbach
Cologne
Kaiserslautern
Eintracht Frankfurt
Fortuna 95 Düsseldorf
Mannheim
Hannover 96
Hertha Berlin
Nuremberg
Bochum
Schalke 04 Gelsenkirchen
Stuttgart
Werder Bremen

>>77722192
Hör auf wie ein Penner zu reden, du Hurensohn. Deinen Scheiß-Asihumor findet niemand lustig.

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>>77722284
Wenns dir net passt da obne links is der X Baddn du Kack Haider

>tfw never posted cp and only got b& once for posting cp, yet people still refuse to click your webums and links

>>77722499
>t. Sebastian Edathy

ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI ELVEDI

Aytekin's been a joke today

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DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP

DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP

Sexy as fuck attack

Well, German teams (except for Bayern und Doofmund) will be embarrassing to watch on an international level this year.

SCHEISS HURENSÖHNE KÖLN

>>77722656
Hoffenheim played better than Liverpool tobehonest

>traoré

>>77722686
Maybe, but they will still go out and slip against some low level opponent in the EL.

>>77722191
>the weak shall fear the strong

>Kölnanon on homocide watch

>ginter


Zakaria is breddy gud

>>77722944
Yeah, he's made the leap well enough. Behrami's not getting any younger, so it wouldn't surprise me if Zakaria ends up getting his NT spot if he keeps it up.

>>77722966
So why do you living in Britain mr. Swiss ?

Why so many players have tattoos?

>>77722146
>poor RW Essen
A rivalry with Dortmund would be more perfect than against >Schalke

>>77723014
they think it looks cool

>>77723014
They are young people. Lots of young people have tattoos.

pro pyro

What do you guys think is sommer's favorite season?

>>77723190
rainy season

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m'gladbach

>I'm feeling fine and get fatter and fatter

>>77723190
off-season

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>>77723651
yes. feels good to be back

>>77723190
storm season

>>77723019
The two clubs and fandoms are on relatively good terms cause they both hate >schalke.

>>77722146
>1973/74
Reminding me this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji6r7J6L2bk

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>>77723651

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>tfw lost 3:0 against rostock today
>literally the most JUST team in all of the 3 bundes

why most this suffering go on

>>77723853
>HSV girl
hnggggggggggggggggg

WHERE ARE (You)

so all in all considered schalke are /ourguys/ right?

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LOOOOOOOOOOL

>>77723853
>vintage Netzer
I rate.

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>>77724859
Zuhause

>>77723948
>you will never win again

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>>77725167
same

>15 goals in 9 games
What a shit league

>>77724859

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>>77725213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q5tscWC0zc

like a distant memory

>>77725077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiJpb49_CAg

>>77725255
>defending is bad

>>77723948
even Paderborn and 1860 are good now

>>77725055
>breitfart

goood morgen!

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Didn't watch Sky, did Wontorra help Aki to solve the Dembele case?

>>77723709
you really like this pic

>>77725956
Yes. thanks to the anon who made it

I was supposed to start watching Serie A today but forgot.

>>77725763
kek

Meanwhile in Romainia

https://youtu.be/fyhXlmZeKss

dortmund > bremen > berlin > munich >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the bombstate of dresden

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>>77726547
> bremen
> berlin

Düsseldorf > all

>EffZeh lost against the horse fuckers
brb killing myself

>>77726292
I rate Juventus Bukresh > Juventus Urine

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>>77727101
>rating the forbidden city
hissssssssssss

>>77726292
Everyone would've praised him for his calmness if the pen would've went in.
Why is the stadium so empty? I thought football is popular in Romania?

>>77729332
ebin

>>77729348
My great grandma was from there tho>>77729398

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Even the police hates him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnmruZxvKpM

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>Das ultrarechte Nachrichten-Portal „Breitbart News“, das 2007 von Andrew Breitbart in den Vereinigten Staaten gegründet worden war, bebilderte am Freitag einen Artikel über einen Schlag der spanischen Polizei gegen Schleuser mit einem Foto von Podolski. Auf dem Bild, das bei der WM 2014 in Brasilien entstand, wird dieser als Flüchtling auf einem Jet-Ski dargestellt.

Hot take: Hefeweißen>märzen

>>77729713
A pole migrating to Germany trespassing the Oder

>>77729665
kek

>>77729793
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEu35aOjNGc
What is going on here.

>>77730146
>that unnecessarily over the top german accent
>that german "humor"
9/10 would watch again

>>77730146
>tfw didnt chuckle a single time

is it my autism or is it just shit?

>>77730146
can't watch it in germany

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>>77730541
Kek
KEK

good night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUMvG0yNPtY

>>77730541
>Bundes yt channel
>can't be even be watched in Germany
>disallows Bundes content anywhere but on their own channel for more clicks
>the reason why we will never have those "amazing" highlight reels that even make our meme players look amazing
>keeps the popularity of the league and it's players down
>keeps prices of players low and clubs poor

What did they mean by this?

>>77730865
wasn't it because BILD purchased the rights for these kind of internet coverage?

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>>77730933
I assumed it was because the video is kinda cringy and reinforces the Germans are funny in an odd way stereotype also ridiculous accent full of 'zis' 'zat' 've' and so on

>>77731031
But why would anyone geo-block a video like this?

Gooooood morning

>>77731439
You're up early!!!

>>77731439
Are thou a baker?

>>77731466
No, I'd have to be up earlier for that...
For me, it's Frühschicht week again.

Is zisbunducks?

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Hehehe

I think Liverpool are going to send Ryan Kent on loan to /bundes/. Which club is he going to?

He posted >Ich kann nacht warten on his twitterpage

>>77732778
Isn't NRK the state-owned public broadcast there? They shouldn't have hired Abdullah tßh.

Also, I don't know what nokså is supposed to mean.

>>77732786
so he either meant "Ich kann noch warten" which means he can still wait or "Ich kann nicht warten" which means he can't wait.

>>77732808
I'm sure it's the latter

>>77732805
Yes
It means pretty or rather

>>77732786
Hannover 96
Ironic

>>77732820
Lucky them. He seems unusually skilful for an Englishman

>>77732812
Tak.

Go to /qa/ or wherever and tell the MODS and Hiroshima that we need this letter: o

>>77732850
Yes. We already have the two others, so why not that one.

>>77732850
fuck off daneboo

>>77732778
hehe

Wow, only two hours until Feierabend.

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>buyern gonna buy draxler for 10 bucks

Remember when Nicolai Müller refused to sign a new contract?
>„Ich bin nach meinem üblichen Hubschrauber-Jubel unglücklich mit dem rechten Bein weggerutscht. Dabei habe ich mich am Knie verletzt. Es ist so dumm gelaufen“, sagte Müller. Ein Trost für den Offensivspieler: Der 2018 auslaufende Vertrag soll in den kommenden Wochen vorzeitig verlängert werden. Zuletzt waren Verhandlungen über eine Vertragsverlängerung gescheitert – Müller war von anderen Bundesliga-Klubs umworben worden.

>>77733557
I expected that

>>77733604
In this situation it's probably the most the sensible thing to do, but it still leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.

I can leave a salty taste in your mouth if you catch my drift

lewd

>>77733706
Can I have a crisp too?

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>>77733557
>Hubschrauber-Jubel

>>77733818
>Tolisso

No

>>77734458
>implying that tap in wasn't worth 40 million

>>77734479
He was shit at controlling mid, which is his job since Xabi is gone.

goodbye I'm off to work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdC2jPPxAwk

>>77734500
His main job is to be a granate tho

>>77734554
>starting work at 5pm
???

>>77734725
could be at a bar/restaurant. or just any place you work late/nightshifts

you didnt have many jobs huh?

>>77734725
she's a prostitute

>>77734789
>she

its they/them gramps

>>77734772
I just assume all germans are autist engineers and such

Hello, I am a gf now

TSV 1860 Munchen

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The dog: Bayern
Town: the rest of the bundesliga

OH CAROLINE NOOOOOO

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>>77735769
okay thank. gib pusy pls

>Poonion

>>77736585
>jap in the second Bundes
Jesus Christ, why?

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Say hello to the future of German football

>>77735769
are you dumbers?

>>77736798
I hope they have a lot of indoor plants.

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>tfw its my second day sober and theres still tons of leftover beer from saturday

I missed the friday thread. What was /sp/'s reaction that there still is Bayernbonus even with Videobeweis?

>>77737653
idk missed it as well. could just check the archive tho

>>77737653
/bundes/ was completely calm and level-headed as usual.

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>>77737814

>>77737814
Im usually pretty calm and dont scream "refball" and "bayernbonus" at every opportunity but seeing the highlights of that matchs leaves me pretty much speechless.

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>>77737883
>I'm usually pretty calm and dont scream "refball" and "bayernbonus" at every opportunity but seeing the highlights of that matchs leaves me pretty much speechless.

ahahhahahahha yeah alright then

RPPNEY

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I'll just leave this here

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Just had the most insane idea for my apartment.

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Bobadilla looks exactly like a friend of mine if you removed the tattoos pretty much.

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No Bendtner in the Denmark squad for the upcoming games.

>>77738059
back in the day when mafia bosses still wore fur instead of suits

>poop

>it's another "From Drunkmark to Bannedmark" episode

>>77738291
these are some wild ass eyebrows

>>77738435
He looks like Schürrle

>>77738291
Are Bavarians even people?

>>77738527
t. Bavarian satellite

>>77738545
played it as a kid. recently started watching some ingame streams again because the game itself is comfy as fuck

>>77738162
did you two smash yet?

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BESCHISSEN WORDEN

>>77738808
No

>>77738655
t. American "education"

We're gonna tear MongGladbach a new asshole.
t. Fortuna 95

>>77738996
I sure hope so

>>77736798
I don't think that bayern is going to improve their youth development just by throwing money at it.

Hello I'm back from work.

>Uchida to Eisern Union
Almost forgot about him. Would be nice if he could stay injury free for at least one season. Always rated him

>>77740174
>uchida
>staying healthy
lel

How was work?

>>77740196
pretty chill desu.

>>77740133
This is something the youth pros like Schalke and BVB have been doing for years and it really doesnt make a difference. The real talents are scouted at ages 14-16 and then transferred to the youth academy.

"Homegrown" talent is more luck than anything else.

>>77740325
So is this the dutch version of the "Golden Boy" trophy/title?

>>77740262
this is somewhat true,

>>77740384
The point is that you need the best scouts and youth trainers, everything else is just a PR stunt.

Thats why Buyern wanted to get the BVB youth/scout manager and they told Buyern to fuck off.

>>77740361
Yes

>>77740489
Yes. It's not like I'm some expert when it comes to Bayerns youth program, but right now you get the feeling that Wurstl and Rolex think that having a shiny new building + good old Hermann Gerland is enough to produce players good enough to play a role in their squad.

>>77740585
>It's not like I'm some expert when it comes to Bayerns youth program

The problem is: Noone is.

The last youth talent that made it through was Alaba, who was transferred from Austria at age 15 or so.>>77740585
>

>>77740502
So seeing that Winmark has a decent amount of talent in their ranks again, I wonder what are the chances that they're going to repeat 92?

>>77740776
Probably still not good, but hopefully we'll go back to at least qualifying for most tournaments.

>Wie SPORT BILD erfuhr, fällt die Entscheidung in der Causa Dembélé bis zum Ende der Woche. Nach dem Spiel gegen Hertha BSC will der BVB Klarheit, um im Falle eines Abgangs von Dembélé selbst noch tätig werden zu können – sofern sie einen geeigneten Kandidaten finden. Ist der FC Barcelona bis Sonntag nicht bereit, die geforderte Summe von 150 Mio Euro zu zahlen, bleibt Dembélé in Dortmund.
The fire rises. But why are they still reporting that the BvB demands 150mil€ when Watzke/Zorc already indirectly admitted that's it's less than that?

>>77740760
Bayern should really build a statue for LVG, given that Müller and Alaba would probably be playing for clubs like Hoffenheim and Wolfsburg and that Schweinsteiger would've end his carrer on the wing, if it wasn't for him and to a lesser extend Hermann Gerland.

>>77740585
Bayern can shove as much money down the drain as they want, the problem is that they operate in such a high-pressure environment that they can't afford to give their own academy players gametime. 20 year olds simply aren't up to standard most of the time (except if they're complete freaks like Kimmich). When Bayern still brought through talent from their own academy, their team was shittier as well.

>>77740792
Are there any coaching talents in Denmark that have the potential to lead them to a somewhat "sucessful" tournament?

>>77741027
There aren't any shining lights to be honest.
David Nielsen has done really well with Lyngby, but done it with quite a defensive playing style and I don't think the DBU will go with that.
If Nordsjælland end up winning the championship this season I'm pretty sure the job is Kasper Hjulmand's next summer.

>>77741108
>Kasper Hjulmand
Liked his ideas he tried to implement at Mainz and always hoped that he would be sucessful there.

>>77740900
>But why are they still reporting that the BvB demands 150mil€ when Watzke/Zorc already indirectly admitted that's it's less than that?

Because they want 120 in cash and 30 in bonuses.

Barca offer 90 in cash and 20 in bonuses.

Also, he wont go to Barca. They wont pay.

>>77740954
>he unironically rates Kimmich

just checked my /bundes/ comunio stats.
There is still room for improvement
...

>>77741537
I rate him desu. But he is one of those players who transfered at least 4 years too early to bayern

BILD Tuesday:
HSV want Contento and Höwedes is set on joining a Premier League club.

>>77741657
>Contento is still around
Totally forgot about him. Isn't he playing in Italy or France?

>>77741631
Kimmich cost Germany the EC.

>>77741686
Yes

>>77741694
We don't talk about that. >:(
But seriously, I was mad as hell when he played that pass and what was almost worse is that almost every journalist out there blamed everyone else in the squad except for Bayerns golden boy, who was stupid enough to play a horizontal pass in his own penalty box. But to be fair, young players doing stupid mistakes is the most normal thing.

>>77741798
>But to be fair, young players doing stupid mistakes is the most normal thing.

Except young players like Götze won the WC when they got their chance.

Kimmich will get exposed this season in the CL, or next summer in the WC. For some reason the media adores him, despite obvious shortcomings.

Even Hummels got shat on non-stop when he was that age.

>>77741845
Kimmich is just too cute to hate

good night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTNFLEo0hvI

>>77741657
schalke fan here. i think he should do it. anyone but arsenal. he should at the very least give it a try in the premier league, if only for the fun of it. i think it would be sad for one of the men who beat brasil 7-1 to spend his whole career in gelsenkirchen.

>>77742958
>schalke fan here
are you in the /bundes/ comunio group?

>>77741686
longtime Contento fan here. hope he signs at HSV, money inc and I can see him more often.

>>77742991
no i just set foot back on 4chan for the first time in a couple years

>>77743040
okay

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Rate

>woke up
>had to report 4 threads
>until a few weeks I never had to report anything

honestly I consider quitting this shit once and for all.

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

Is there a team in Konigsberg?

They should join the bundesliga

>>77745797
Königsberg belongs to Russia now

>>77740585
it's about giving each team their own pitch
many talents and coaches complained about sharing their pitch with other teams and having limited access to it

>>77741694
Schweini's handball ruined the match

>>77745502
are you a janny?

>>77741694
No, he didn't.

>>77741694
Löw playing without a striker cost Germany the EC. You could argue there weren't any good strikers but Löw never made in attempt to find one despite knowing Klose would retire eventually. So they ended up playing ok but didn't score any goals.

>>77746515
t. Sören Benn

>>77743576
jointhebundescomuniogroup/10

>>77746574
hi sören

>>77745502
dumme petze

>>77746531
'no'

>>77746612
Ist nicht meine Schuld. Wie gesagt, ich habe über Jahre hinweg nie etwas gemeldet. Kein spam, keine kanzerösen Beiträge, keine offenkundigen Shitpost-Threads, keine latenten Shitpost-Threads, keine Tittenbilder oder Fickfilmchen. Nicht einmal Sören mit seinen dummen Transen. Keine politischen Diskussionen oder Forced-Meme Scheiße.

Aber diese schleichende Redditifizierung diese Boards ist meiner Meinung nach nicht hinzunehmen. Es gibt mehr als genug Internetforen mit so einer Kultur, da bin ich einfach der Meinung, dass man diese internetkulturelle Gleichschaltung nicht fördern, ja sogar bekämpfen sollte.
Ich will diese Pipi-Kaka-Hirnwichse einfach nicht jedesmal ertragen müssen, wenn ich den Katalog aufrufe.

Wie gesagt, ist meine Meinung, wie andere darüber denken ist mir eigentlich egal.

kys

test

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Hmm

>>77746650
Boah du klingst ja wie ne oberschwuchtel

>>77746650
I'm curious. Which threads to you think are a sign of redditfication? Honest question.

>>77746670
uh-oh!

Following the crowd trouble at the recent Klassiker, FC Kobenhavn have been fined DKK150k and must play two home games without spectators, one of them against Brondby!

Does this this mean that it became more likely that our boys from the western outskirts are going to beat them due to lacking support from the homecrowd?

>>77746662
>>77746673
Vielen Dank dafür. Das macht wenigstens ein wenig Hoffnung, dass es einige Leute da draußen gibt, die entsprechend auf diese Scheißposts antworten können.

Vielleicht sollte ich auch erwähnen, dass ich selbst schon oft gebannt wurde, weil ich mich an Threads beteiligt habe, die gegen die heißen Täschchen hetzen.
Wie gesagt, ich mache ne Menge Scheiße auch mit und Denunziantentum widert mich grundsätzlich an, aber ich sehe diesbezüglich einfach keine fruchtbare Alternative.

halt die fresse, du dummer mongo

>>77746681
>>77746699

>>77746699
Yes, let us hope so. FCK have appealed of course, so we shall see how this all turns out.

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>tfw I got McKennie on comunio
Deal of the century desu.
No but seriously. I hope that it pays off in second half of the season when Goretzka is having one of his inevitable injuries and he gets more playing time while >schalke is playing for a CL spot.
This is definitely going to happen. Do not question or debate me!

+++ BREAKING +++

Der FC Ingolstadt 04 trennt sich von Trainer Maik Walpurgis - Stefan Leitl übernimmt.

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>>77746650

this post gave me cancer

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>>77746867
Good I never liked his name

>>77746867
interdasting. Ingolstadts matches in the 1.buli under Walpurgis weren't half bad and I always thought they're going to play a major role in the fight for promotion. Strange how things turned out.

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>>77746881

>>77746826
Johaug got banned from Olympia. Thoughts on this?

>>77746867

yeah that's karma for you. ingolstadt was a bunch of leftie shitcunts in the bundes and this retarded redhead sperging out every time didn't help their reputation.

>>77746890
I am glad.

>>77746899
>ingolstadt was a bunch of leftie shitcunts in the bundes
did I miss something?

>>77746905
No you just don't suffer from reactionary paranoia.

>>77746904
Why so harsh?

>>77746930
I think doping bans should be harsh and her initial ban was way too lenient.

>>77746919
okay

>>77746935
Do you think there is also big doping going on in women's football?

>>77746956
I'm sure there are players who do it, but I don't know if I think there are systematic team-wide programs. Probably not enough money in it, but I don't know that much about women's football.

BTW ask any junior or amateur athlete in the world what they think about Johaug applying a medical cream without reading the label and googling everything on it ten times.

She's incredibly stupid at best.

>>77746976
yes >>77746938

this mor situation is really annoying me. if bvb sell him for good, it will be the worst transfer of the last three years.

>>77746982
Great minds think alike

>>77746967
But would you still be so harsh about doping if it was one of your favourite players? If it was Pernille for example?

>>77746983
do you believe that he still can come good for the BvB?

>>77746986
My favourite player is Nadia Nadim.
Yes, my favourite sport has always been cycling so I'm used to seeing my guys getting banned.

>>77746983
Explain this.

>>77746984
yes

>>77746983
Danish born kid going from one Turkish agent to another. It's bound to fail. Should have taken someone from Denmark/Germany who doesn't pretend he's the next Messi of the Middle East.

Tisserand to Wolfsburg on loan

Tissemand

Tissernand

Tisseloand

>>77747011
>>77746996
>>77746994

he might never be good against top clubs but he's always giving 100% against weaker teams and can score against them. that's exactly what dortmund needs if you look at the last season. the reason we had shitty games against darmstadt, ingolstadt, augsburg and similar clubs is because the same players had to constantly play. send him on a loan to hsv or so but dont sell him. stupid decision.

Tissuecum

>Szenen aus dem Youtube-Video: hessische Bereitschaftspolizisten ziehen ein RB-Trikot aus dem Spind, grölen dann „Timo Werner ist ein Hurensohn“ in die Kamera

I knew that this would happen, but expected a bit more (Yous) :(

Anja Mittag (aka. >Shittag) has retired from the national team.

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>Wake up tomorrow
>see this is now the world map
wat do?

>>77747051
His problem is his tunnel vision with the ball at his feet. He's trying too hard to add another clip to "Emre Mor | Goals And Skills | 2017 | HD".

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the absolute fucking state of that team lmao
Can't wait for that stupid international break so I can see those poorly coached idiots stumble around and crash out of the wc qualifiers

>>77747112
kysing myself right after I apologized to my ancestors that I didn't prevent it.

>>77747132
Too little diversity.

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>>77747132
looking at this squad I'm pretty sure that with a decent coach it shouldn't be a problem to qualify for internationl tournaments.

>>77747206
>decent coach
well there's your problem

The annoying thing is that most of these players have at least rudimentary footballing ability, they just get held back by a coach that hasn't found a left back solution for more than a year now and is incapable of analyzing what his opponents are actually doing.

>no Arnautovic
the only player that has played well in every qualifier game so far, and on of the few in this team that aren't complete meme players

>>77746841
tfw spent all my money on obama so couldn't put in a cheeky bid for him

>Schalke
Its a shame how they are treating Höwedes

>>77747298
Good decision given that he's probably going to be your most sucessful player.

>>77747206
they will keep falling for the alaba in midfield meme

>>77747240
I see. I rarely watch Stoke/West Ham/ÖFB matches so i left him out of the starting 11.

hallo und guten morgen!

another little dembele anecdote

his mother visited him once (in germany). she came out a couple mins later tho shouting at him how the house is a complete mess and how he is living in literal trash and then left off. everyone in the neighborhood could see and hear it

>>77748080
Are you rich?
Also thanks for the stories

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>>77748080
based mama dembele

i merely know wealthy people who happen to live in the same area

>>77748080
source?

see post above

>>77748072
yes hi

How did you meet such rich people?

>>77748126
would you his mom?

also aubameyang used to pick up royce for training with his lambo during the whole drivers license incident. but i guess you guys know that already

they arent rich, just really wealthy

>>77748185
I would consider it if there would be an offer.

>>77719613
This needs to be the dfb logo. Fucking based

>>77748185
only if she is clean (if you know what i mean)

Does anyone know twitter? How can I see who follows a specific account? How can I see whom this account follows?

I remember doing this some time ago but I totally forgot how to do.

>>77748169
yes danke!
in this place and time it is you
are you looking forward to any upcoming matches, and are you watching cycling now?

>>77723014
They're retarded

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>>77748203
Meyer and Süle holding hands?

>>77748230
yes

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>>77748209
are u retarded?

>>77748241
hmmm...

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>>77748230
No, this

>>77748284
>Hunt is a dicklet
No wonder he gets angry all the time and acts like an asshole :(

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>>77748243
>are u retarded?
no

this is what I get when clicking one of those buttons.

>>77748317
The answer is obviously that you have to sign up for twitter to see those stats/information.

>>77748317
see >>77748328
dummer mongo smk

>>77748328
Nonsense. I never had an account, yet I could see the followers of other people before.

>>77748357
maybe they changed it

>>77748357
They obviously changed it. But just wait until twittermark shows up again and ask him.

>Weigl wird vorsichtig herangeführt - Pause für Rode
>Auch Milan wird es nicht: Mors Zukunft weiter unklar

someone pls buy my thomas müller and other trash mobs in comunio. thx in advance.

>>77748426
Müller is too expensive. I was thinking about making a bit for Stendera and/or Duda, but I fear that none of them is going to make +10 games this season.

Will Ingolstadt do a Paderborn?

Depends on how much money Audi is willing to spend if bad comes to worse.

>>77721800
kill yourself

>>77748501
no, but spicyburger will

>>77748518
dosenjunge detected

>>77748487
*bid

Alemannia Aachen
Bayern Munchen
Borrussia Dortmund
Borussia Monchengladbach
BFC Dynamo Berlin
Dynamo Dresden
Hansa Rostock
1. FC Nurenberg
Lokomotive Leipzig
Union Berlin
Fortuna Dusseldorf
1. FC Koln
SC Freiburg
Eintracht Frankfurt
Hannover 96
Eintracht Braunshchweig
Kickers Offenbach
1. FC Magdeburg

This is the ideal BuLi

>>77748521
delet