/mls/ general - AMERICA edition

>>77715297
First for Wondo becoming the first player with 8 straight 10 goal seasons

fuck scum jose, fuck the sneks too. actually, fuck everyone, kill em all.

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>soon (I hope)

>>77715839
Geez that pitch is pretty rough

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>>77715297

>tfw the playoff push is starting

Oh baby

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https://twitter.com/JogaBonitoUSA/status/899094980765007872

>Fire
>World Cup Never

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>>77718765

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LET'S GET IT ON

>>77714673
I was already drunk from a date earlier, it wouldn't be being a Union fan without being drunk and awaiting the inevitable choke, season is pretty much lost barring a run of form we haven't had all season, Jim should just put in all the young guys at this point and then drop at least half the squad in the off-season, a lot of people are out of contract or on options so at the least we'll get to see some new faces next season

>>77715297
nth for revs

>>77718535
Why can't he play like that for the USMNT

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>>77722568
>ilson out
>alberg out
>simpson out
>edu gone (or paid a ton less)
>sell Blake (even though I love him and he's >our best player)
>use the money to sign a DP #10
>play Bedoya on the right wing (he basically plays there anyway)
>Start Jones, give solid minutes to Najem and Trusty
>hope like hell Keegan wakes up

I would enjoy supporting this team.

Teams that need to change their shitty cartoonish names to better the league, in order of shitty name:

>Portland Timbers
>New England Revolution
>Chicago Fire
>Montreal Impact
>San Jose Earthquakes
>Colorado Rapids

>>77726309
vancouver whitecaps needs to go as well

>>77726309
>your team name MUST be ASC [city name] wanderers united FC

yeah no

>>77726634
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_United_FC
That formula is still going strong

>>77726309
>>77726521
Timbers, and Fire are fine with me. Impact, and caps are ok.
Resv, quakes, crapids absolutely need to be changed.

>>77726309

Real Salt Lake is the worst by far

>>77722893
Because mls is shit la.

>mls
Kys

>>77728655
CHI

>>77728783
UMA

>http://www.empireofsoccer.com/nycfcs-architects-visited-belmont-site-64411/
NYCFC looking at site that isn't in one of the 5 Boroughs. Looks like Red Bulls were always right.

>>77728783
>favela

u kys

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>>77728767

>>77728612
It's bad in its own way, but not as bad as those

>>77728954
At least now the cucking of the Cosmos will be complete

>>77728954
>>77729230
>Man City D plays on Long Island
>The Cosmos play in a baseball stadium

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fucking manlets, when will they learn

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kek

>blue vs blue

good stuff

Didn't even know a game was on. MLelS is a joke

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Oh hey, Maurice Edu is actually playing a soccer game.

>poo england

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>>77730924

Is Minnesota any good? Haven't seen them play

>cute blond field reporters
Yes please.

Jordan Morris is so bad

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>>77726219
Yeah I pretty much agree with this, hopefully Earnie has learned what kinds of signings work in MLS even though Fafa doesn't have the best accuracy hes legitimately a threat most games on reasonable wages, players like Illsinho and Alberg, Pontius make too much for what the contribute. We all know they're never going to bring in a Giovinco, Vela, Villa etc so they might as well give their young guys a chance so at least we'll be a team of local boys.

I've been telling my friends Jim should be playing Bedoya on the wing so we can get Jones in. In MLS you're really only 2-3 quality signings away from being a contender.

I miss Nogueira and Barnetta. Still surreal how I saw Nogueira in plain clothes after a game and gave him a smile and a pat on the shoulder and he was gone the next week.

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>>77731184
>Bedoya on the wing
Yeah, KK posts a lot about how he shifts over that way naturally. He works hard on D, and would have just as much going forward from that position as Pontius has.

I love Nogs, but I think I'd rather have Haris.

>>77731174

>you will never break his legs

Ayyyyy

>you now remember Ethan Finlay
Once upon a time, people wanted this guy to get a NT callup.

>>77731282
All you faggots want your one season wonder losers on the national team.

>>77728767
>2-4-2-1 Diamond
Interesting.

>>77731314
>2-4-2-1
>the state of (You) counting to 10

Anyway, it's a 4-3-3, man.

>>77731328
Why the fuck does it look so weird

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>CHAD Marshall just running through beta defender
kek

>>77731333
It's a joke because they play at yankee stadium. See how it's set up on a baseball diamond?

>>77731333
Trying to get it into something resembling a baseball lineup

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>>77731349
Ohh wow. Took me a while. Heh.

that was a stellar header

Should be 3 nil minnesota

JUST

Is anyone here watching the game? Wtf this thread is so slow.

>>77731578
ok

this league is so bad

>danladi
JUST

>>77731600
Mini soda is ass, and seattle plays down to their opponents. This game is worse than average.

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>no one posted the colorado rapids own goal from yesterday

Dunladi sucks ass

>>77726309
>Oregon Portland
>New England FC
>Illinois Chicago
>Olympique de Montréal
>San José C de F
>High Mile FC

>>77731611
This game is above average for MLS

minnesota should learn how to fucking pass

>>77731640
not really

>>77731701
play*
ftfy

>>77731714
Tbf its danladi blowing chances

>taking out attacking players to play for the tie with 15+ mins left
Yeah, this is why soccer will never get big in America.

>>77731807
When has parking the bus ever worked?

>MEMEis

>>77731819
no

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>light moth lands on Lodeiro
>immediately falls down

This commentator is triggering me announcing the wrong time

Absolute bullshit

oh fug

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PENULTY WINS LOL

Fuck everything Seattle. Mariners and Seahawks included

THANKS REFS

This sport was fun until Seattle ruined it. Just like how they ruined football.

>>77731932
That's not DC United though.

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The absolute STATE of ABS

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/mls/ blown the fuck out once again

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>>77732182
Goodnight, Loon

>>77732225
CARLOS!

fugging matt c.

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>>77731731
The keepers in this league look weird

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>>77732611
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is King.

>>77732182
Savage.

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>>77728531
Why is Fire ok but Earthquakes not?

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>>77726521
Whitecaps makes me think of titties

Looked it up, since signing schweini, chicago's average attendance has jumped by about 20%

>>77739790
>chiraq is full of bandwagoners
who knew?

>>77739790
I have a feeling the team not being ass anymore had just as much if not more of an effect on that than his name being in the lineup. Though I guess those things are not independent if each other.

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>>77731282
I just want a Crew player to get a national team call up. The Crew can't afford to buy one. Even Diskerud told Columbus to fuck off.

>>77740638
We should have capped Meram when we had the chance, desu

>waiting til wednesday

Boo.

>be Seattle
>be at the top of standings

I AM EXPERIENCING A SENSATION ALTOGETHER NEW TO ME, AND QUITE FRANKLY, I LIKE IT

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>>77741947
>top of the west
ftfy

Congrats on being a big fish in a small pond.

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post >yfw you won't make the playoffs

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>>77743281

>>77730327
Wait, our grass boy is at minor league level now? He is only 31 and relatively healthy. What's going on with him?

>>77742416
Depends on matchups. I would love to have them face NYCFC and Impact (actually not that good matchup but the rivalry is epic) again in the playoff.

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>>77743281

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the gf

What if they had nwsl games before mls games, and the teams were the same cities for each (Sounders vs Fire/Reign vs Red Stars) sort of like a JV game before the varsity game

>>77745617
I'm pretty sure they'll take offense to the 2nd tier status

>>77745617
I'm sure I've seen doubleheaders, but don't think they can into scheduling.
also, NWSL2LA when??

>>77741947
>Seattle at the top of standings
>new

Seattle has been the top dog for 8 years now

>>77742260
LUL. the east is and always will be a JOKE.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/local/immigration/he-had-a-college-scholarship-but-was-deported-now-the-former-soccer-star-must-build-a-life-in-el-salvador/2017/08/21/743d1c12-8368-11e7-b359-15a3617c767b_story.html

>>77744981
>relatively healthy
Are you for real?

>>77747877
Why would you think that's a good thing? What's wrong with you.

T.b.h., if a kid gets into a college, and has a scholarship, that should exempt them from deportation. If they're good enough for the school, they should be good enough to stay here.

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>>77743281
just kill me

Also, thanks for saving my OC.

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>>77747877

>>77748125
Do you realize that immigrants commit less crime than native born citizens? And that removing immigrants actually hurts our economy? So what's left as your argument? That we should cause as much pain to other people as possible, just because they don't look like us, or were born in a different location? That doesn't make you smart, it just makes you an asshole.

>>77748092
Why the fuck should someone here illegally get a scholarship?

>>77715297
>TFW NYCFC has only been playing for 3 years and has already BTFO New York Red Cucks

Feels good man!

>>77748770
I don't know, but if they received one then clearly the school thinks they're a valuable asset to the country. We should absolutely encourage people to pursue higher education here. There's no downside to having intelligent people join our society and workforce.

>>77748092
If some white guy took someone's identity but didn't do anything with it that's still a crime

Their presence is breaking the law

>>77748677
>muh globalists
So you're not going to address any of the fact I posted?

>>77748805
He's fucking breaking the law by being here on false pretenses
Plus he's would have been on an athletic scholarship
That means shit towards academics

>>77748816
Well, unlawful presence is actually a civil violation, not a crime. So on the same level as a parking ticket.

>>77748856
Passport fraud, the way they got into the country, is a 10 year prison sentence plus a $250k fine

>>77748805
It doesn't fucking matter
If you're here illegally you shouldn't be able to take advantage of anything here
Not the legal system, not the education system
Nothing

>>77748954
>mexican border towns are super safe
Well, the majority of Americans in border town do not want Trump's immigration policies to be implemented. So I'm not sure what your point is.

>>77748954
>lowering wages and forcing out american applicants
Immigration does not cause these things. That's literally a fact.

>>77748174
Beaner detected, Trump deportation squad for you!

>>77749015
Well, actual studies have been done, and they support what I'm saying.

>>77749009
No, I said citizens

>>77749103
Nope, I'm about as white as you can get. And I don't even live in New England or California!

>>77749121
Whether or not that's true (any numbers to prove it?), it's irrelevant. You said that border towns would benefit from more restrictive immigration policies, but that is false. And either way, your argument still relies on the provably false assertion that immigrants commit more crime.

>>77749203
>you don't think illegals near the border cause more crime? that's laughable desu.
You literally have no evidence to support your claim. And every study shows the opposite.

You're so fucking useless. I'm not going to continue this conversation if you're just going to ignore fact, and assert things without even trying to support them with evidence.

>/mls/ - US Immigration Policy Discussion
Politicsfags get OUT

>>77749316
what propaganda is this.

1. your numbers are false
2. it costs more than this to deport everyone anyway
3. what does it mean by "subsidize?" pay their health care? send their kids to school?

do you seriously think this shit raises your taxes? maybe vote to end corporate subsidies, those are HUGE compared to these paltry numbers. sad!

The funny thing is you soccer fags need the beaners to stay in America and become MLS fans of you want your league to ever get big. LA FC needs to be THE gold standard to represent this league around the world.

>>77749566
>a sport will only get popular if non-americans watch it.
You know nothing, Anon.

What club is the Bayern Munich of MLS?

>>77749589
Real Americans are watching real football, basketball, hockey and god's favorite sport baseball. The only way soccer will ever grow in this country is if you get the Chicanos to become lifelongers. That's the only way you'll ever make a dent in U.S.A.

>>77715297
Fuck this league I tried to like it for years but it's so shitty and I hate it.

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>>77749616
I watch all of the above and soccer. I'm white.

Suck my DIIIIIIIIIIIICK.

>>77749132
Oh so you married a spic then, has her family moved in too? Have you learned spanish for abuela?

>>77749316
Yeah, this smells like bullshit. I don't know where they're getting those values from. In fact, undocumented immigrants are a net gain for the government because they pay taxes, but don't receive services.

>>77749594
It used to be LA galaxy. Not sure now. Maybe Toronto?

>>77749594
Probably Toronto. They haven't won anything significant yet, but fuck if they're not the strongest team in the league right now

>>77749844
Nope. I'm 23 and unmarried. I know a little bit of Spanish, but just from what I learned in grade school.

Not everyone is incapable of empathy and understanding facts like you are.

>>77750080
"Undocumented" immigrants are not tax-paying citizens nor in the country with the government's permission

So why should they be protected from anything at all?

>>77749600
>>77750053
>>77750057
Do they buy their opponents best players and are hated by all other clubs?

>>77750542
Undocumented immigrants pay sales tax, income tax, and even pay into social security without the prospect of a payout. This is a fact. If you think otherwise, it's because all you hear is fox "news" and other right wing propaganda.

>>77750687
In MLS in general, there's not a whole lot of buying players on other teams within the league.
They do spend a lot in general, though. They're not quite hated yet, because they haven't won anything. They'll probably be hated widely once they start winning hardware.

>>77750813
>>77750687
Most of the intra-league player movement comes in the form of trades - for other players, draft picks, international slots, or any of the two kinds of MLS Monopoly money.
The league is also sort of set up to prevent a Buyern type team from existing, due to the salary cap and other mechanisms.

>>77750902
How will you ever attract [spoiler] retiring[/spoiler] star players from Europe?

>>77750779
how can you file a tax return if you're not in the country legally?

>>77751298
https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/09/undocumented-immigrants-and-taxes/499604/

https://amp.cnn.com/money/2017/04/19/news/economy/undocumented-immigrant-taxes/index.html

http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2016/oct/02/maria-teresa-kumar/how-much-do-undocumented-immigrants-pay-taxes/

They also pay sales tax, property tax, and income tax at the state level.

>>77751277
We have a mechanism called "designated players" (DP) where up to 3 players per team don't contribute towards the salary cap beyond a nominal amount. Most of the "stars" come in on this type of contract. We also have two kinds of Monopoly money: Targeted Allocation Money (TAM) and General Allocation Money (GAM) which are distributed to teams (currently around $1M per team a year I believe, soon to be increased) which function like a de facto increase in the salary cap. Many new non-DP signings have a portion of their salary paid by TAM&GAM, which helps reduce their overall cap hit.

Yeah, it's kind of confusing.

>>77751277
Also, other than David Villa, Ashley Cole, Schweinsteiger, and Pirlo who else is a European retiree? The league is increasingly moving away from this sort of player and towards signing up and coming young South American players

>>77751298
>>77751422
Also, undocumented immigrants are ineligible for federal programs like Medicaid, Medicare, food stamps, and housing aid. The few programs that are available to them are less likely to be used, because they fear ICE action.

>>77751519
This 100%. I'm getting tired of people using the "retirement league" cliche while not knowing anything about MLS.

>Atl Utd tickets for the opener going for $100+ resale
tempted

>>77750779
>>77751581
Rights come from the federal government though

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77751805
It actually happened

>>77751805
why

>>77751805
>East Hartford City Football Club

>>77751836
>This venue change comes as a result of a New York Yankees game that had to be rescheduled due to rain.

Surprised they didn't just play it in Houston
Now they have to eat crow

>>77751964
>Manchester CT

Hello

Please I want a place in USA where they have only won the MLS Cup and only have been champions of Major League Soccer

And where Major League Soccer is the most dominant professional sports league and where soccer is the most popular sport

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>>77752502
San Jose is your place to be

>>77752523
The only bad thing (according to me) is that San Jose is part of the Bay Area.

Are there any other options?

>>77751519
But mls is still a retirement league.

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>>77752551
New England

>>77750779
Bullshit, illegals don't pay taxes bean lover.

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>>77752798
MLS: 1

NBA: 0

Utah

>>77751422
>Politifact
>CNN
Communist faggot

>>77752816
>illegals somehow don't pay sales tax

I want your proof showing that they don't pay tax

>>77752822
Which MLS team do you enjoy watching the most? You've been asking about it for over two years now.

>>77752590
Well, that settles it. Some faggot anon says it's a retirement league, so it must be. Never mind that the average player age is 26.7, in line with pretty much every other league out there, and that elderly euros are largely on their way out.

>>77752944
Fer is an Orlando City man

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>>77752944
>>77752965

>>77752890
>You list different types of taxes
>Cherry pick one out of the list
http://www.fairus.org/publications/the-fiscal-burden-of-illegal-immigration-on-united-states-taxpayers

I have no compassion for trespassing leaches, if you do, take care of them yourself cuck.

>>77752502
How are you today, Fernando Fernandez?

>>77752502
the Pacific Northwest is like that
the only really bad thing about it is the hipsters but it really is a really good place to live and the fans are kinda great

>>77752816
Holy fuck, you're dumb and or willfully ignorant

>>77752841
Fuck off, Alex Jones

>>77752822
Utah Jazz?

>>77752998
>cherry pick
Did you even read the articles posted in >>77751422 ?

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>>77753099
Here some places, where the team of the MLS is that has more attendance

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Soccer_attendance#MLS_Attendance_Rank_By_City_.2F_Metro_Area
>>77753137
the jazz is a shit and sucks

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This could also happen then last game of the season except UConn has a home game 10/21

>>77753415
I don't follow boreball one bit. What are the chances the yankees make it to the eries?

>>77753122
You fuck off Schlomo. Oy vey let the illegals in, give them your money and your land while you're at it!

>>77753605
>give them your money and your land while you're at it
Literally no one says this. Don't be a douche.

>>77753154
No I don't read progressive lefty propaganda.

>>77753613
>Literally no one says this. Don't be a douche.
Bullshit, lefty politicians call for more funding for these leaches. Where do you think that money will come from? They want to give them a place to stay in the US. That land belongs to American people, not trespassers.

>>77753625
Fuck off back to breitshit if you don't want to confront actual facts.

>>77753654
>leaches
Holy fuck, how are you continuing to post if you're illiterate? Fucking look right here:
>>77750779
>>77751422
>>77751581

>>77753737
Again, you post prog illegal loving propaganda. Politicians want funding for shit like the dream act and sanctuary cities, that's all on the taxpayers dime. They want Americans paying for people who illegally entered the country, create a financial burden and don't integrate. The only thing Americans should be paying for is a border to protect its sovereignty and one way plane tickets for them.

>>77754342
t. Doesn't know what sanctuary cities means

>>77754342
>>77754452
Can you guys go argue literally anywhere else please

>>77754494
Yeah that's a /pol/ tier discussion

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/mls/+ /pol/ merger when?

>>77754619
Please God no

>American soccer needs hooligan-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOrD8DswmOk

>>77754619
YES! That'd be fucking sick!

>ATLANTA UNITED IS THE BEST HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!

>>77754342
You can post your shit all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that undocumented immigrants pay taxes and largely do not receive services. If you can't accept that fact, then there's no reason for this conversation to continue.

>>77754619
isn't that already what this is

>>77755377
>bad things like illegally sneaking into a country are okay if a net profit can be gained from it
and you guys wonder why the dude from the fucking apprentice is in charge right now

>>77755425
Oh, we know why.

>>77755425
The point is that it's only bad because define it that way. It's kind of arbitrary.
I'm totally in favor of making it easier for people to enter "legally."

>team is shit this year
>stop browsing the thread much
>some gay shit is going on when i do come back
guess i'll come back some other time

>>77753526
Idk
But you think they would have worked it out

>there are people in this thread who think illegal immigration is a good thing

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>https://twitter.com/J_Cortinovis/status/900138873983991808
>yfw

>>77761399
oh shut up already you dirty fucking leef, keep this shit off here.

>>77761504
Is there a trail of random names MLS is copyrighting just in case?

>>77751805
This is a hundred miles away

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DON'T STOP
GET IT GET IT

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>non-stop Wednesday matches

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>ALL NIGHT

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>>77766451

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Playoff schedule is out

>>77767633
>screenshot of Microsoft Word document with the red underlines
Fucking disgusting

>>77749594
there isnt one. Sorry Hans we got parity in our shit league. go watch Bayern Munich if you wanna watch a team like Bayern Munich

>>77749616
baseball is the worst sport to watch are you joking me.

>b-b-but live games are awesome!!!

yeah thats the case for literally every sport you fuck face

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MLS>>USL>NASL=Liga MX>Euro Leagues

>not enjoying baseball

>>77771944
Bailey jay.... Its a dude

>>77772074
she*

Please watch our league

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>>77771634
>please watch my tits.

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>tfw atlanta utd
Why the FUCK havent we played at all this month?

>>77773559
because your cuckhole stadium is taking forever to build

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>>77773559
local white folks too busy trying to save confederate statues?

>>77726634
Seriously, fuck that. Every other sports team in America and Canada has the se naming convention. Are we really this insecure and/or desperate to be like European soccer?

>>77740638
>tfw the league schedule is so fucked up the Crew could fall to 7th place without even playing a game

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>>77743281

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>>77749594
Columbus Crew, but only on a visual level. We had a re-brand a couple of years ago and the new logo is basically a Bayern logo with different colors. When they unveiled it the club even said they looked to the Bundesliga for inspiration because of the city's German heritage

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>>77774274
>lossing against this galaxy team.

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Maybe one day I'll have internet

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>>77774349

>ATL player visibly scratches nuts before kickoff

Classy

I guess Opare is the new Birnbaum?

Big strong defender who just heads it in off free kicks.

I guess Benny isn't know for his creativity.

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>Cole gets an underserving red card in the 16th minute
wew

ATLANTA

UNITED
*clap clap*

UNITED
*clap clap*

UNITED
*clap clap*

UNITED
*clap clap*

>var
Can we just through this new system in the garbage already.

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>Hey there, Union fans

>>77774812
No shit. This LA/Cbus game is going to have 27 minutes of stoppage time at this rate.

>DC openly slaughtering players
Fucking chimps

>LA/CLB
This fucking game.

Is RFK the ugliest stadium in MLS? very Pyongyang.

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>>77774887
what the fuck am I watching

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>Most importantly, have a good attitude, and a good time

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>var

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>>77774926

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Sigi's a big guy...

>>77774874
Basically my first choice XI. Nice.
I kind of wish they'd give Najem a chance over Ilson, but I'm pretty happy Epps is in and Pontius is on the bench. And I didn't think I'd ever be this excited to see Fabi in the starting lineup.

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>>77774992
For you.

>>77774883
>this soonposter delusion

Fouls are being committed on both sides. Sorry your feelings are hurt.

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/global-club-soccer-rankings/
Should I believe these rankings or are we going to go full /pol/ with
>muh polls

Giovinco you fucking yuro diver. Fuck out of here.

>>77775053
Considering MLS is a young league with a salary cap this shouldn't be surprising.

Gio literally always scores free kick goals against the Union.

>FC Sallad getting scored on by Vicente Sanchez
Kek get fucked

WHY CAN NO ONE ON DC UNITED JUST SHOOT THE BALL

STOP PASSING

STOP TAKING STUPID TOUCHES

JUST SHOOT AT THE NET

>>77775137
post stream

>>77775154
I paid sheckles for MLS Live la

>>77775154
>>>r/soccerstreams
>>>live.mlssoccer.com
>>>www.google.com

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>crisp end to end play
>goal disallowed by offside
>clean shot deflected by defenceman

damn this TOR vs PHI game is pretty tight already

>>77775215
It was never in any doubt, see: >>77775116

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>>77775235
what's the smart money on the whitecaps game?

>>77775278
Prolly Seattle, given their form.

>put game back on for the second half
>Atlanta already conceding
Jfmsu, lads

the decade of suffering was worth it. fucking love this team

>fatlanta
>michael parkass
ahahahaha

Why is DC so good at fucking with ATL lmao senpai

Just tuned into the ATL/DC game... which team is in the white jersey? i'm new to this sport.

>ref looks at porn on the sideline while a game is going on

Wait, so what the hell happened to Mauro Diaz? I thought he was healthy again? I like that guy, I hope he's ok.

>>77775544
It's grey not white

>>77775479

>CNE visible in the background during corners

Looks comfy as fuck

>>77775573
no, you're not white

>>77775573

ok, but which one is which? please respond.

>>77775608
The real United team is in black

>>77774899
It looks good and has an atmosphere when it's full. Dont thinks that's ever happened for an MLS game, though

>>77775582
>yearly tradition to go to the ex and tfc game with gf
>she wants a jersey this year
>actually enjoys going to games

you have no idea how nice these feels are

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What do you guys think of ATL's new pitch?

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>>77775688

>>77775642
The lower bowl's been filled for playoff games with some sections of the upper bowl full.

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>>77775688
>turf(artificial grass)

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>>77775688
>not grass/10

>>77775760
>>77775743
Turfposters fuck off. True is basically the mlels standard

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>>77775664

Can't relate

>>77775705
Does this transform into a jet or something

USA meets BVB: "The 12th Man" Reptortage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAOUi3H0jPI

>>77775664
I'm jealous, t.b.h.

>>77775772
>never playing the sport.
Playing on an artiificial grass automatically disqualifies your stadium. You've already lost.

>>77775772
get the fuck out, fatlanta

>>77775664
C U C K