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How To Fix US Team

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>Minimum heigh requirement: 6'. Manlets fuck off.
>Minimum weight requirement: 190lbs.
>Minimum black quota on field: 8 blacks on field at all times.
>Goalie must be above 6'5. Wingspan greater than 7'. Preferably black.
>NFL style weight training and conditioning every week.
>Any faggot who tries to dribble and do faggy titty taka passing can get the fuck out of the team.
>Physically rape every other sissy nation on the pitch.
>Bang into box and header goals only.
>Bully way to World Cup final. Win.
>Laugh at all the other faggy third world nations for playing such a faggy sport.
>Develop MLS to be the world's best league.
>All other third world leagues go bankrupt.
>Third world players beg to play in MLS on minimum wage.
>America wins again.
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How can one retarded post like OP's be so fucking shit and autistic all at once?
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you forgot

>Draw England in every World Cup group stage
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>>77712859

americans need to be permabanned
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>>77712859
You know, this isn't that bad of an idea.
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>8 blacks on field at all times

Thats just mandatory, I have no idea why they don't have this rule already, is America for God's sake.
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quite possibly one of the worst posts ever made
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>>77712909
t. poopeelia
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>>77712974
why? afraid that America will take all of your country's talent?
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>>77713127
what talent? they are literally known for two manlet mutants they bred.
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>>77712859
>keeper
>preferably black
That's the one position they literally cannot play well in.

Dida is the closest there ever was
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>>77712974

Quiet now before we get some Chilenos on you.
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>>77713912
finger in the bum bum
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