>Minimum heigh requirement: 6'. Manlets fuck off.
>Minimum weight requirement: 190lbs.
>Minimum black quota on field: 8 blacks on field at all times.
>Goalie must be above 6'5. Wingspan greater than 7'. Preferably black.
>NFL style weight training and conditioning every week.
>Any faggot who tries to dribble and do faggy titty taka passing can get the fuck out of the team.
>Physically rape every other sissy nation on the pitch.
>Bang into box and header goals only.
>Bully way to World Cup final. Win.
>Laugh at all the other faggy third world nations for playing such a faggy sport.
>Develop MLS to be the world's best league.
>All other third world leagues go bankrupt.
>Third world players beg to play in MLS on minimum wage.
>America wins again.
How can one retarded post like OP's be so fucking shit and autistic all at once?
you forgot
>Draw England in every World Cup group stage
>>77712859
americans need to be permabanned
>>77712859
You know, this isn't that bad of an idea.
>8 blacks on field at all times
Thats just mandatory, I have no idea why they don't have this rule already, is America for God's sake.
quite possibly one of the worst posts ever made
>>77712909
t. poopeelia
>>77712974
why? afraid that America will take all of your country's talent?
>>77713127
what talent? they are literally known for two manlet mutants they bred.
>>77712859
>keeper
>preferably black
That's the one position they literally cannot play well in.
Dida is the closest there ever was
>>77712974
Quiet now before we get some Chilenos on you.
>>77713912
finger in the bum bum