Bears @ Cardinals gamethread

>>77711320
way too early edition

https://youtu.be/exOxUAntx8I?t=1m19s

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>>77711320
>4 interceptions against Grissman
We live in an era where newfags will not know what this is without using one of their crutch search websites.

>>77711505
We are just getting old anon
For gods sake, Dennis Green is dead

>>77711592
> Dennis Green is dead
WHAT THE FUCK?!

Shit...

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10pm games suck

>>77711883
>Who you calling pin head?

>>77711505

Forgetting sexy rexy
>ever

That fucking arm man..jesus he was fucking crazy

What's a good thing to order for the game that won't cause me to be sluggish at work at 3am?

Who should we be watching out for on the Cardinals?

>>77712181
Anything that doesnt taste any good

Why is there a gay guy egging a lesbian couple to kiss on Fox?

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>glennon playing well in practice

Remember our former coach who touted how well the Bears would practice?

>>77711320
>there are people lurking in this thread right now who haven't watched that infamous MNF game

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>>77712186
Our defense. Especially Nkemdiche.

Sam Rosen sounds fucking drunk

>>77712479
Some great Trestman quotes:

>We had a great practice (after giving up 50 points. Back-to-back.)
>We're really trying to grow the man
>I have faith in Mel Tucker
>I'm trying to ruin Jay Cutler's career and/or injure him permanently

That last quote may not be true

>>77712503
injure glennon please

Does every coach choose to only defer or only receive if they win the coin toss? Because BA literally always receives.

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Who /comfy/ here?

>>77712533
I actually bought his book, it objectively is an alright read.

>trubinsky not first team

fire fox

>>77712554
Winning the coin toss allows you to decide whether you receive or defer. You lose the toss you decide which endzone you get.

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>>77712557
Extremely.

Any stream?

Everytime the Bears play here i always remember the bonkers game from 06 in this stadium where memes were created.

>>77712566
Bears first 6 games are going to be bloodbaths.
Let Glennon be a scapegoat instead of letting Trubisky get hammered.

Based Badger

>>77712580
/r/nflstreams has a ton of them

>glennon can only throw for 2 yard passes

>Howard isn't the starting RB
What

Kevin White is Carimi levels of bust

>>77712654
Injured his eye

This is the start of the 2017 Bears NFC championship season.

Don't @ me

>>77712636
You're the man. Didn't even know that existed.

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>mf every time JJ gets hit
Who else /hired a literal skeleton/ here?

>kyle fuller is actually playing

Motherfucker is injured so much, surprising

dumbass

lol wat

That was a clusterfuck all around

That's right, we got the refs now. Motherfucker

holy shit, cohen is like 5 foot tall

What a terrible throw by Glennon

Is Agouyo going to kick?

Based No Fly Zone D

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Boo

Tell me about da burrs

Why did they trade a pound of flesh to the nanners in the draft?

>>77712997
Pace tried to trade up for Mariota and got outbid
Pace tried to trade up for Wentz and got outbid
Pace decided that Trubs was the guy months before the draft (around the time when they signed glennon funnily enough)

Its all or nothing for Pace, if there isnt a turnaround (or potential to turn around) he isnt going to have a job in a year or two.
Trading away a pair of 3rd rounders to get your guy was worth it to him.

>>77713047
Okay, cool. Hope it works out

>>77713047
I love that we are turning to the Chicago Browns.

>actually slipping away from Badger
I'm not mad, I'm impressed

>>77713101
Glennon getting bailed out by the refs

Cohen guy is so fucking small
He is going to get Johnny Knoxed

>>77713123
Shit didn't mean to replay

>>77713101
While I agree with most other fanbases, Pace was bidding against himself, it feels good to finally have an actual QB prospect. Team needs it seeing how young it is

>>77713123
He has looked pretty mediocre, getting carried by the run game too

that little nigga coming for Jordan Howard's job

god damn

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hey cardsbro, you comfy?

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>yfw they are going to put buttfumble in for a series or two as a formality taking away precious time from trubisky

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>>77713229
Very comfy, thank you, Youngblood.

Glennon does it again!

GLENNON WHY

START TRUBISKY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77713229
>>77713249
Extra comfy now. Based Badger

>>77713262

the butterfingers is going to lose his starting job by time preseason is even over holy shit

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>glennon was going to have an ok series that people were going to use justifying his starting job
>throws it away

Let the controversy continue!

Slightly less comfy now

Bah, knee was down

Leblanc running his balls off for no reason kek

kek, he punched him right in his fucking gut

Game has been pretty fun, even with it being preseason

no way in fuck Palmer lasts a whole season

Based CJ2K

>>77712759
Anytime him, Jon brown, or Andre Ellington get hit I pray to God they are ok.

Bretty good

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There's hope for this bears team this season

Its gonna suck and I'm predicting max 7 wins but the vibe is completely different this offseason/preseason.

So much hope

Bears run defense is looking great

>>77713404
>>77713402
Bear defense was good last season, until all of the injuries happened
Fangio is a god with the mediocre talent we have

>sign Glennon to throw off the scent
>pick GOAT Trubisky

Pace is too smart for his coaching staff. needs to put a hit out on Glennon desu

>bears D looks good
>running game looks good
>Special teams looks okay
>Mike Fucking Glennon


Can we get rid of this bum already? The guy has "backup qb" written all over him.

>>77713421
>Pace is too smart for his coaching staff. needs to put a hit out on Glennon desu

He knows the bears are going to get slaughtered in the first half of the season.
Glennon is a sacrificial lamb in every sense.

Refball tonight everyone, pack it up

I smell a pick....

Shoo shoo Mr. Glennon!

>>77713444
>Refball tonight

Are the packers playing?

>>77713459
I said pack it up, not pack it in sanpachi

Cutler flashbacks

>glennon nearly did it again

>>77713448
Damn nearly.
I hope he does throw one just to get him on the bench.

>glennon born an ugly fucking giraffe person
>sucks dick at football
>Trubisky born uber chad
>superior football talent

life is not fair bros

That was a cutler toss

holy fuck glennon is awful.

>>77713511
Cutler at least can rocket the ball down the field. Glennon arm is pretty damn average looking.

>>77713523
He looks like a shittier version of Kyle Orton. Not mobile, game manager. If he sucks next week Trubisky needs to get some first team reps the next week in practice. Glennon is clearly not the answer.

Is Glennon the worst Bears starting quarterback of the decade?

im afraid of putting trubisky in with that cardinals D. Wait for the 3rd stringers

>>77713559
Todd Collins started a game

>>77713566
Why?
Best way to see what he can really do.

>>77713614

because people don't want to see him take an injury before he can develop

Glennon is like a bizarro Blade of Hoyer and Barkley - all of their weaknesses, none of their strengths.

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>>77713614
Because they are going to sit him regardless of how well he plays.

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How does it feel to know we're about to see Mike Glennon cucked on live TV?

>>77713511
except unlike with Cutler the O-line has been protecting Glennon so he doesn't have that excuse.

>>77713635
reminds me of lexplorer

>>77713630

I'd even prefer Barkley, desu. He can lead an effective drive, and as long as he doesn't throw a pick, he never really misses

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>>77713635

>>77713653

>as long as he doesn't throw a pick

yeah but that's the problem, he threw like 12 in like a 3 game stretch last year.

>>77713667
>>77713667

he's like playing russian roulette, but I'd prefer that to tepid old man mike glennon

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Good job, Burrs.

UGLY MAN WITH THE TD PASS

>Glennon only stops being shit when facing the 2nd stringers

lol trying to make Glennon good by keeping him in with other 1st stringers when AZ mostly switched to 3rd stringers on D.

That was the first good pass of the night out of glennon.
also this
>>77713694

>>77713635
why does he have like 6 backup hairlines

Oof, he just didnt see him

>>77713706

that's the offensive line for his bulbous cranium

>sacking Drew Stanton
Thats like laying the easy girl
t. Tardinal Fan

>bears trying to rip the backup QB in half

>>77713738
>>77713737

well they're our backups too, they're excited to get out there.

>>77713738

Burrs don't fuck around, dude

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>>77713737
>easy girl

ahah...yeah...

Meme FG incoming

>>77713738
the 2nd stringers really want a job

>63 yards

>gifting one second in a preseason game

stakes are getting high gentlemen

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>icing a 42 yo kicker in a preseason game

BWAHAHAHA

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS GAME

Lmaoing

>>77713835
finally a preseason game that isnt a complete bore

ayy lmao

>>77713836

>CUT MY LIFE TO PIECES

BEAR DOWN MUTHAFUCKAAAASSSSSS

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Fuggg

>>77713816
No way there was one second left after that play. Tardinals deserved what they got.

L oving
E very
L augh

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oh god my lungs can't take this

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>63 yards

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BURRRRRRS

>>77711592
>>77711670
>Dennis Green is dead.
wait ... what?

I thought we were supposed to wait until the 4th quarter before making our move?

Seems a bit early.

I wonder how assmad Glennon's wife will be this time if Trubisky dominates again

>>77713957

Heh

>>77713957
>wear the Trubisky mask again bitch
>camera pans to Glennon fucking his wife with a Trubisky mask on her head

>>77713892
Crown man had a heart attack
Couldnt deal with the Vikings horse shit

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>post yfw you realize you're not in the Cardinals locker room
>BA on the left

if i was on the Cardinals I would be laughing so fucking hard that locker room would be shaking

>sam talking up glennon

Stop is

>>77714081
that nigger is getting paid off I swear

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>>77714037

Gabbert looking good again

Based Gabby

>>77714136
>>77714143
How has he been in camp/practice?
Is he really worse than Stanton?

damn Gabbert GOAT, miss him on the niners

>>77714153
He's got a ways to go because Stanton is BA's project, but everyone here likes what they've seen from him so far. He might have just had bad coaches until now.

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>Stanton's fw

BLAINE VICK

>buttfumble warming up

NOOOOOOO

FUCK SANCHEZ

WE WANT TRUB

CRAPPERT
>CRAPPERT
CRAPPERT

Sanchez better only get one drive

Pace is helicopter parenting Trubisky. Wants him out there with the 4th stringers so that he doesnt make a fool of himself.

>>77714234
Fuck Stanton. He is wildly, WILDLY inaccurate. Blaine deserves the back up job when the inevitable palmer injury happens.

>>77714246
>Fox is going to spite everyone and will only put in Mitch when it's the last 4 minutes of the 4th quarter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA6jT-QKoeY

>>77714267

Or they want to avoid a QB rivalry that they're not ready to use.

I mean Trub is not going to start this season.

>>77714273
>>77714267
Punishing Trubisky for playing well, probably to keep him from getting overconfident.

>>77713820
>it turning into a defensive TD

>>77714327
Same face though

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how mad to they make u /b/rothers?

>>77714335
>s-same f-face h-heh

>>77714336
not as mad as the mccaskets

Fuck you, we can blame him for anything.

>>77714336
As annoying as it is as a fan, we know its for the best in the long run

>>77714336

Do you think John and Ryan are having an affair?

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>>77714336
I call and raise

>>77714379
rrrrreeeeeee, CFL fraud!

Biscuit is coming in

>>77714379
Emery could have been a good GM, just made a few too many boneheaded decisions

>>77714398
that's like saying an atheist would be a pretty good priest if he was a bit more religious. Emery's draft record was atrocious and his FA signings weren't much better.

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Check these winning dubs

>>77714420

> 420

confirmed.

>>77714420
FO DUBS

ITS KISS TITTIES TIME

Thats what we dont want to happen

>>77711320

First play in and they tried to kill his ass. I told yall

>Kadeem Carry
>he carries
>is a running back

pottery

>>77714451
The job of the defense is to tackle the guy with the ball
You didn't say shit

>>77714451
and even then he gained 15 yards. CAN'T STITCH THE MITCH.

Trubs with a concussion

>>77714457

this was my post, I just said it a long time ago.

>>77713623

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Am I the only Card fan left in this thread?

Why are they even fucking around with Glennon when they've got Tom Brady's left nut warming a bench?

>>77714469
>dont want him to get an injury
>put him behind a much worse offensive line

biscuit ded

>>77714470
You were the only one in the first place

Turrible positioning.

>>77714492
Feels kinda good.

Aguayo is fucked

>Aguaya cut by the fucking Bucs
>about to be cut by the Bears

JUST

>Barth is shit
>the kickers behind him are shit as well

wow

>>77714529

This dude is a soccer player, get him the fuck out of the nfl.

Huh.

Well, looks like I'll be missing Good as Gould for a while longer.

Da burrs will win it all this season.

>>77714558
The Goulden Gun blew a couple close games for the Bears in his last season. As much as I miss him in light of who we have now, a change needed to happen.

>>77714558
lets be honest

dude was a choker

5 FG instances in the past 6 years if he made the bears wouldn't have a 7 year playoff drought

two preseason games so far

do we start to have any guage on our returnman yet? is it gonna be thompson? Can anyone even challenge?

you know the Bears hate Trubisky because they're playing and force-feeding a 6th string RB (Rounds) with him in both games.

TRUUUUUUUUB

>>77714599
they initially used Tarik Cohen last game by they might want to keep him healthy for running back touches.

>>77714336
Real mad
Bears have no depth at all, putting behind this Oline against players playing like wounded dogs trying to make the team?

Really bad idea

>>77714603
and every series is now 2 rushes with him that go now forcing truby to make a 3rd and long throw

what the fuck?

christ stop force feeding that shitter Rounds. He literally won't play a game in the regular season, why?

>>77711320

Now he looks like a rookie trying to force it.

>>77714636
>fox is doing everything in his power to make mitch's time at qb difficult so he can have excuses to start glennon

>>77714653
see
>>77714636

>>77714653
like
>>77714636
said, he kind of has to considering the first play he has a chance to pass in each set it's already 3rd and 13+ because they keep going to a garbage RB that's 6th on the depth chart

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>>77714658
>>77714661

>>77714656

This.

Protip: There's a power struggle in the front office. Glennon is Foxy's guy, he really really believes that he can be a starter. Trubs is Pace's guy, who's starting to realize what he has. Fox will absolutely sabotage Mitch to keep control.

I kind of smell overtime incoming

What do you say, burrs? Meme game?

Can we actually go 0-20?

>>77714689
Scratch that

Got a pair of chicken breasts going on the stove.

At ~120-125 degrees right now.

Just in time.

>defense robs Trubisky of playing time

>>77711320

Three PUMPS

>>77714717
At this point, thats what you want.
He is going to get hurt behind this shitty line

I uh

actually don't know what to take say from this game

glennon good? nah
turn bust? nah
fox not knowing how to give his actual players with potential opportunities? yeah I guess thats it

>>77714734
>actually don't know what to take say from this game

Trubs is going to sit all season, no matter what
This was the front office putting their foot down

>>77714734
takeaway*

well heres his opp

even if preseason

FINISH IT BISCUIT

>>77714734

>plays Glennon for an entire half of a pre-season game
>keep 1st string OLiners and give him the #1, 2 and 3 RBs even after AZ starts using their 3rd stringers to give him a meaningless touchdown against weaker competition
>goes straight to 4th stringers with a few 3rd stringers for Trubisky, and draw 80% of your plays for a RB who won't make the roster like he's Jordan Howard

can they just fire Fox already

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Good meme game, guys. Best of luck in the regular season.

>>77711320

Even sabotaged, trubs going to look great on paper, holy shit

>>77714755
JUST LIKE THAT

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUB

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Fuck fox, I hope someone calls his ass out for putting Mitch behind such a garbage line

AH LOOKY LOOKY BISKY BISKY

AH LOOKY LOOKY BISKY BISKY

AH LOOKY LOOKY BISKY BISKY

AH LOOKY LOOKY BISKY BISKY

I AINT GOT A MAN
I AINT GOT A SOUL

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>>77714789
>tfw Gabbert is our only hope
>tfw Larry will never get a ring

Trubisky done good. Less than a third of Glennon's minutes and still scored a TD with no INTs even with Fox putting complete garbage around him.

>>77714821

The pressure is going to mount as soon as glennon face plants.

>>77714789
The starters were fun as shit to watch

what the fuck does Fox have against the Bisky?

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>>77714815

>>77714831

QB position being fought over by two guys always makes hell for a team. Remember grossman/orton?

>>77714831
he's allergic to young QBs. When he was in Carolina they had a young backup who already had been around the team's system for a year and they basically signed some bum off the street to play ahead of him.

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>icing an onside kick
>Turned over

haha wow

now were still gonna lose

whatever trub done good again in what opportunity he was given. good enough for me.

and that's why Braverman doesn't play

After the starters left, it became a spaghetti bowl

why take the time out if your guys are the chokers

>>77714853

bears used to have the leagues best special teams. We used to win games just with them. The state of special teams is something to cry over

>>77714859
>We used to win games just with them.

Rules changed

Can you go into overtime in the preaseason?

>>77714859
this is like 4th string special teams
who actually unironically thought braverman would do shit?

>>77714871

He chokes up on the grab because he was a pussy and clinched before he got hit otherwise he would have got the ball.

I could do a better job off the fucking street

>>77714870
they usually don't, both coaches would have to agree to it to do so.

>>77714871
>braverman is a wes welker type player

yeah, they are both retarded (for very different reasons)

>>77714887
Ive seen people go for 2 point conversions in situations like this so there is no question

this game is such a meme

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Tfw

>>77714901

this has been best preseason game all season so far

>>77714907
that game was both the most awesome and pathetic thing I've ever seen

>slobbert

Gabbert just ate shit, he should have won it

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>that 'throw'
a bigger choke than chester bennington 2bh

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LOL

WHAT THE

oh my lord memes

gg az

heres the only thing that even remotely mattered

>>77714907
>>77714911
>>77714915
>>77714901
AZ is the best meme team

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>>77714940
>fox desperately tries to derail the Trub train
>makes him look better with scrubs around him

>>77714940
Welp

>>77714940

>An inexperienced rookie outshown you two mini-stars in a row.

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>>77714940
>CAN'T DITCH THE MITCH

>Mitch "Haters eat Shit" Trubisky

GUERRA DE MEMES

>>77714939
>>77714926
you guys

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>>77714940
>stat padding glennon with screens
no way hes a legit 72%

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>>77711320
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Chicago_Bears–Arizona_Cardinals_game
And they say history doesn't repeat itself. Looks like the Cardinals let the Bears off the hook. Again.

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>>77715075

>>77715057
three of his "completions" were completely lateral, and one Meredith totally bailed him out with a shoelace catch. A few more were for less than 3 yards and the rest came against 3rd stringers when he was still playing with 1st and 2nd stringers.

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>>77715101
>that one lateral to kadeem carey
nigga

>>77715109
that feel when the JUST hair is more attractive than whatever the fuck Glennon has going on

>>77715157

>His wife accidentally calls out trubs name while fucking glennon
>glennon's face the entire next week of practices
>In film room
>That stink eye in weight room