PATRIOTS AT TEXANS THREAD

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looking forward to another 9-7 year

I thought europoors hated football.

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>tfw 4 more months of preseason games

Beings a Patriots fan is truly suffering

Patriots wouldn't win 10 games in the nfc

40 is the new 30

>>77710643
>this is what Steroidal Seachickens fans actually believe

>>77710634
Hi draper u need to post more in Sox threads

So... Houston confirmed for forever unclean shithole?

>>77710634
>Beings a Patriots fan is truly suffering
try being a broons or revs fan.
you don't know real pain.

>>77710633
it's been getting very popular here. every sunday we get to see two games. the german players help as well.

>>77710701
absolutely not, all you need to do is visit the 5th ward. beautiful place to scream "niggers!"

>>77710718
TIL. Enjoy, bro.

>>77710718
during regular season I forgot to add. watching pre season games is new afaik. this here is being shown on the patriots website.

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>>77710706


SUP ZO.

>>77710751
I hope that thing dies in a grease fire.

Cowboys > Texans
Fight me.

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>>77710751

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>>77710768
say something bad about Guy Furi again and your trip to flavor town will end

>butler giving up

i thought he wanted to get paid

>>77710809


"This is the Texans Superbowl."

#SilverBullet

>>77710816
Guy Fieri deserves to be eaten alive by AIDS-ridden redditors

>texans

what?

>calling a fucking draw on 4th and 6

Bravo Billo

Defense sucked balls, Patriots were lucky Housten went retarded and decided to run on 4th and 8.

>>77710863
The poor man's Cowboys.

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>4th and six
>that call

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>>77710872
grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble

washed up

Fuck the Patriots

>>77710941
Hi, Cleetus.

W A S H E D

U P

Anyone have a link to a stream of the game?

based aryan JJ

>>77710957
t. Seamus McO'Riley

>>77710994
>Calling me a potatostani
RUDE.

>>77710994
Better proud Irish than cuck german tbqhaf

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>american ads

Wow there is no one in this thread are the patriots, dare I say, not americas team

>>77711039
>Wow there is no one in this thread are the patriots, dare I say, not americas team
>Chink English skills
Sugar Land confirmed

As a Pats fan, literally the only preseason games I have ever watched were the ones in 2009 when Brady was coming off the ACL injury.

They're completely unwatchable otherwise

>>77711059
Kek

>>77711059
This is 2017 we do not tolerate such racism

>>77711099


t. Fake Pats fan.

>no pass rush
Get ready for those "Tom Brady has to score 4 TDs otherwise the Pats won't win" games.

>the absolute state of pats defence

>its a patriots still dont have a good pass rush episode
>rookie gets injured
t-thanks

>BUTTler

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>>77711112
You'll catch a fucking beating in Boston spouting such shit.

Or if you wear a Yankees hat. Tolerance has limits.

Run defense looks good. Pass defense sucks donkey balls, even against a snail paced QB. Butler should change cleats.

>>77711197
nice out of date image

>>77711112
prove me wrong. I dare you

>the patriots

HAHAHAHAHA

ITS OVER

TIM BRODY IS FINALLY FINISHED

put in the wop

Well then.

>BREADY

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So it begins...

Did Houston won the something? They look some happy

get in the retirement home old man

>>77711256

What happened bud? I'm not able to watch right now.

>>77711253
>>77711271

brady threw a pick.

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>>77711215
I know. :D

ALSO NOT A FUCKING PICK! TOXINS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!

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>>77711273
How dare you slander Based GOAT.

FAKE NEWS!!!

Thank you based ref

>>77711256
>>77711236
>>77711240
>the absolute state of """""/nfl"""""

>>77711273
no he didn't LOL

try watching the game

>>77711227
>>77711236
>>77711240
>>77711250
>>77711273
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77711284
>>77711288
>>77711290

Sorry, I work at CNN

>>77711271
bradley threw a pick

everyone knew it wasnt a pick

its just fun to meme that tom brady is done

Based Burkehead

>>77711273

OH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HE SUCKS HIS CAREER IS RUINED HAHAHAHAHA SHOULD HAVE RETIRED WITH CLASS WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE NOW YOUR A NOBODY. WHAT A JOKE FAGGOT LAUGHINGSTOCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY NIGHJT COULDNT GET ANY BETTER

BRADYS LEGACY AND CAREER BTFO

PATRIOTS 4-11 THIS SEASON CAP THIS

>>77711310
That explains why they're on defense.... oh, wait....

@77711314
who are you quoting

>Burkhead

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>brady completion to white midget

>>77711197
Obviously u r not from Boston

>>77711309
How is Hillary? I miss her :(

@77711339
Obviously ur a fucking newfaggot

>>77711325
>M-muh McCaffrey

BURKHEAD

>>77711338
thats his specialty

Is Burkhead the great white hope? And are the patriots the only team that can field an entirely white offense?

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>>77711339
>racist Nazis: 6 people
>true Americans tolerant of others and in opposition of Trump: over 9,000 people

You obviously don't know Boston. Thank God the 'free speech' fags had a wall. We know how much they enjoy those.

>>77711345
she was pretty glum when we ran out of intern-sacrifices. luckily co-ops start soon.

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>>77711363
Except for Welker, the Oakie was Super Bowl repellent. Dude rolled Molly like a mothafucka, tho.

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>>77711383
>when the Pizza place sends over a 10 year old

Seriously, I wish we could just heel.

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>>77710730
>TIL
I had to google that and all I found was reddit links, the fuck is wrong with you?

>>77711419
>Can't piece together "Today I Learned"
what's wrong with YOU?

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>>77711419
Homosexuality is nothing to worry about. I celebrate faggots of all persuasions.

>>77711415
U r the worst tripfag ever

>>77711415
>when the Pizza place sends over a 10 year old
>you will never be this satisfied
She gets me down sometimes.

Where do you live in New England lads?

Foxboro here

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>>77711432
That we're not on Reddit?

TOUCH DOWN!!! WHITE RB!!! OH, SHIT!!! SLOT MACHINE!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT TOM BRADY STILL GOT IT

IS HE GONNA GET 6 RINGS

TFW
>We
found our new White Midget


>>77711452
Franklin, I offer my condolences

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>Bob's Discount Furniture Studio

what the fugg americans kek

>Spam one guy 7 times in a row
>Still doesn't get covered

>>77711452
Based Rhode Island. I had some East Side pockets today because Thayer was empty due to the Boston gatherings. Providence was fucking beautiful and empty.

skinhead with the TD

>>77710562

anyone have stream??

i need a consistent streaming site, the one i usually go to is down. i need something for the upcoming year lads as i cut cable when moving to a new apartment

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>bailed out by the refs again

>>77711470
>Bob's Discount Furniture
The one place where vans of peace would be constructive.

>>77711470
The. Couch. Has. USB. CHARGERS.

It's fucking comfy and convenient. If you had Bob's maybe your Muzzies wouldn't go around stabbing everyone.

>>77711485

Shouldn't you be sucking some muslim cock ?

>>77711485
>previously defeated team fans are so salty they spam preseason threads of their bulls
K E K
E
K

>>77711477
Providence is a fucking shithole

>>77711495
France is the best European country.

>>77711485
filtered

he didn't even catch it

>>77711502
Parts of it are.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! FUMBLE!!!

wew

>the absolute dumpster fire behind the mega church that constitutes Houston
I almost feel sorry for them

>>77711540
I fucking drove by the Mega Church in Dallas. Christianity is a fucking plague.

FUCKING REFS!!!!

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>>77711508
Based ameribro

REFBALL

Are we going to see Cyrus "muffes the punt" Hones today?

>>77711554
they might have taken him out back and put a musket ball in him already. Sorry, bruv.

>>77711554
Apologize

TIME FOR JIMMY

based wop

>>77711548
La France et l'Amerique sont freres, mon ami!

just like the Patriots to have the most potatostani and the most wop players on the field at the same time.

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>>77711603

Jimmy G didn't even look at another route lel

Good night ameribros, it's getting late in France.

>>77711630
good night and good luck.

Patriots receivers are shit lol

Cooks is their #1 and ain't even a top 20 guy

>>77711630
yeah I'm just watching until my eyes can't take it anymore

>>77711697
Give it another Bob's discount Furniture ad or so.

Can we just end the Cyrus Jones experiment?

Cyrus Jones needs to be put out of his misery.

I hate the Patriots

>>77712004
>>77712019

Can't watch until later, what did he do?

>>77712188
He's just bad at everything.

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>>77711329

>>77712195
I still cringe at remembering that Ravens game. That should have been a blowout score.

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Tex/a/ns!

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>>77712208

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Angry radio thread when senpai?

>>77711329
28-3

>>77712237
You missed it yesterday with all the Alt-right fags bitching about Yawkey Way.

Burkhead looks good.

did cooks do anything?

did cyrus jones fuck up AGAIN?

>can't catch a punt

that nigga C U T

Ded thred

>>77712451
yep, no damage luckily tho

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>>77710626
stop it

>Jones gets beaten for a big gain
news at 11

Is Foreman the steal of the draft?

EAT SHIT CHEATRIOTS

PATS LITERALLY BTFO. HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER???????

>>77712744
ooh, >you beat our second-stringers for a walk-in TD. much impress so excite

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>>77712775
Meh, I think another Lombardi Trophy will do nicely.

Pats just cannot stop being btfo

>>77712797
>40 Year old Brady
>Winning anything
Lolno

>>77712903
>>77712913
the banter is weak here

>>77712928
Pats game is helaweak.

>>77712981
>helaweak
AIDS ridden califags out of Houston when?

eat shit toxins

At Carmax, we will extend our arms for used cars

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>>77712998
Soon, brother.

>dome becomes shitty multicultural art center

will the Texans be forever relegated to being the Patriots with approximately 1/10th the talent of the real thing?

>>77713110
We've been that for years

>>77713095
>dome becomes shitty multicultural art center
they will pay in blood.

>>77713119
yeah but will it be eternal? they can bring in all the former Pats players and staff they want, but if they don't have a Belichick or a Brady or a Gronk, a really huge difference-maker, then they'll just be mediocre Pats knockoffs in an easy division.

that ain't the way

>>77713110
Texans bro here, idk what the jury is on TEXANS coach but how good/bad do Pats fans think Bill O Brien is?

ugh.

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Hell yeah

>>77713213
I liked O'brien. He just got belichick'd. it happens.

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>>77713268

nothing like a video challenge during a meaningless preseason game

>>77713213
Bombs O'er Belichick was great as our OC, but he gets too greedy as HC.

wew lad

Wop traded to Cleveland when?

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BOB why would you challenge that you retard

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>Cyrus Jones

>>77713353
nevar. he's Brady insurance now.

I'm gonna miss the Bob's Discount Furniture guys when the real games begin

HIS WILL BE DONE.

if this game were real, there would have been an illegal block penalty on that punt return

>>77713353
if Belichick trades Jimmy it will come back to bite him in the ass. Either Brady will get a career-ending injury or finally be a dud at some point in the future, and they're going to look to Brissett?

also

that was a catch by Lucien
>Lucien, Lucien, Lucien, you should know

>>77713460
>>77713353
>trading the wop
after what's been done to keep him here? do you fags even live in New England?

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>>77713460

>implying anyone gives a fuck about the patriots or pro football in the post Brady era

>>77713470
that's why I said
>if Belichick trades Jimmy it will come back to bite him in the ass
Wop's been better than any of Brady's backups, and I keep hoping he'll transition into a Steve Young type, as he has a similar skill set. Not that I want Brady to get traded or retire, but at some point you have to prepare for the future.

>>77713529
my b, but still, you have to admit talk of trading garroppolo is a sure sign of bandwagoners. there's a reason he's lasted and Cassel hasn't.

>>77713529
last year in the playoffs, Brady had one dud game, one good game, then a really bad half and a really good half. Makes you think.

WHAT THE FUCK

KEKtriots

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GG Pats, we'll hopefully see you in the postseason.

why do I watch this junk? Wake me when the real shit begins

kek an incomplete pass becomes a fumble and touchback

you had in in a position where we were gonna blow the whole game

and you still lost it lmao

>>77713663
we'll see you in the regular season tho too, faam.

gg Houston I guess. shoulda kept Jimmy in.

gg houstons
gg pats
>TFW born and raised in Houston, lived half of my life in MA
I'm just here to shitpost.

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>yfw patriots threw a fumble that led to points and lost the game
I know it's just preseason but I laffed.

>>77713736
Meant led to a touchback*

>>77713690

Indeed, but I presume we'll both make the post season, which I was trying to get across. No loss to you guys, it's a preseason game

GG pats. always a pleasant game when the raidggers aren't involved.

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Can someone please explain to me how a fumble got turned into a turnover for no reason? Earlier in the game a Patriots player caught the ball, took a step then fumbled it, a Texan player touched it (but didn't have possession) then it went out of bounds and it was The Patriots ball. But with Brissett's fumble at the end a Texan player knocked it out of his hands (but didn't have possession of it) then Brissett pushed it with his forearms all the way down the field and through the endzone. Maybe I'm unclear of who gets the ball when it goes out of bounds but that should have been a Patriot's touch down since no Texan ever had possession of the ball, and Brissett touched it last.

>>77714002
>The Voice of Reason
>Doesn't know how fumbles work
lul

>>77714020
The Patriots won but it was censored.

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>>77714002
Really nigga?

>>77714002
Ball rolled out of the endzone, By rule that is a touchback, not an out of bounds loose ball.

>>77713690
Brissett needs reps. He clearly is under-developed and struggles with things like pressure and decision making. I'm actually surprised Jimmy stayed in as long as he did.

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>>77710626
oh yeah?

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>>77710661