/hoc/ Octo edition

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patiently waiting

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where my flyersbros at

>>77710559
>cryers
This shit never gets old. Also friendly reminder that the first thing that the first suggestion that comes up when you look up ''Flyers fans'' on Youtube is ''Flyers fans throw bracelets''

>>77710625
Forgot link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBeZWZGxlpU

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>>77710625
lolk

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

>>77710948
remember when the jykkets were a "second round lock?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjQ3QOqHZgs

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>yet another day of off-season /hoc/

>>77711308
Don't worry lad. The octo get will make it all worth it in the end.

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>instagram
>matt.dumba You should worry bout yourself, I've been working on myself, I've been balling like I'm Curry, need a jersey for myself

fucking flips
What is this exercise even called? I feel sorry for Brodin right now.

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why dont hockey teams have their own flag?

>>77711905
Better question is why doesn't /sp/ let us show the logo of the team we cheer for when we post, kinda like Reddit already does?

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>>77711852
this fuggin doggo lmao

Reminder that TSN's Craig Burton compared Tavares going to the Laffs as Hossa ring chasing and Durant going to the GSW.

>toronto sports network

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>>77712030
because reddit is better

>>77712079
>as Hossa ring chasing
Don't you have to go to a contender to be labelled a ring chaser?

>>77712097
BUT MATTHEWS MADE THE LEAFS INTO A CONTENDER ALREADY WOW

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SO AM I
STILL WAITING
FOR THIS WORLD
TO STOP HATING

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>>77712417
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KONG
HAS A FUNNY FACE

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>>77711308
>tfw

REEEE FUCK OFF FOLEY NOBODY WANTS TO SUPPORT YOUR STUPID MEME TEAM
http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/20370108/nhl-vegas-golden-knights-staking-their-claim-fans-idaho-montana

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Post underrated prospects

Good mornings regards morning Finn

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>>77710639
>Show some class; this is Philly!

>class
>Philly

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>>77713173

>marner got a big tattoo on his arm
what the fuck why. ruined

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Isl/a/nders!

>>77714405
He was jealous of Auston's

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>>77713356
hi binlan

>>77714931
Don't reply to me with that face attached again

>>77715181
Don't talk to the kiwi like that

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>>77715181
no

>>77714931
>>77715292
Are you the kiwi that likes the plebbithawks or is that ironic posting

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>>77715320
The BASEDhawks

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>>77714412

For me, it's the Islanders

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>tfw no hokkei

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perd animu desu

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>>77715515
:(

>>77715537
Fluke team

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>>77715515
>tfw almost two more months

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>>77715473
I recognize that animu girl

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>>77713173

>>77715546
fluke country

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>>77715537
rip based super perds

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>>77715537
>>77715579
>A vampire by nature, she requires blood to sustain her biological well-being. Unlike common depiction of Vampires however, she is very active, cheerful, full-spirited, and is more than capable of eating garlic.

She also refrains from biting others' necks and takes sustenance from government issued blood-pack/ alternatives such as tomato juice.

Being a demi-human living with a normal human sister as well as human dominant society, she keeps a highly optimistic outlook of the future and a somewhat aloof image, often helping other demi-humans in gaining more confident perspective of themselves in dire times.

Ironically, she doesn't like bright lights all too much despite her name literally translating to Light.

Quirky, cute, confident, kind, and caring, she can quickly become the center of attention but nevertheless puts others' well-being first in her own ways.

Reminder that your team does not have an ELITE fanbase unless both of the following are true:

A. No tripcunts
B. No anime posters

Well /hoc/ are you ELITE?

>>77714369
He isn't underrated.

>>77715568
He's probably a good defencive d-man

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>>77715663
>ELITE meme
>wanting a sperg fanbase

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>>77715663
>Kippers is kill
>No animeposters
Good desu

>>77715269
Kiwiland is rightful Finnish clay. I can talk to him however I wish, for he is my property.

>>77715687
>anime posters
>not sperges

>>77715698
kippers is like a rash, it always comes back

>>77715663
>oilers
Yes.

Imagine a smugpulju.png attached to this post

>>77715698
>most triphomos out of any fanbase
>good
Kys4real

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>>77715710
oilers are indeed known for other things

>>77715663
Who /basedsparkledogs/ here?

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>>77715722

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ice hockey

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>>77715909

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

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>>77715982

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>>77716002

>>77715663
Super Nintendo Entertainment System here. We have one tripfag who barely even posts. Are we elite?

>20th of August
>0 new memes produced
>most threads have /pol/ discussion taking up 100+ posts
So /hoc/ would rather have tripfags and pol than some poneyfucking memelord during the offseason?
Sad!

t. Carter in Coon Rapids

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Oh my, I am up early after getting completely Tootoo'd last night. Made some eggs and coffee now I feel a massive Crosby coming on. I only hope there are no albertan aftershocks where I spray what appears to be oil out of my ass however I fear it is inevitable.

>>77717820
I understand completely

>>77715663
Fuck outta here.

>complains about no memes
>produces none

>>77717340
Yes.

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>>77718224
I do not have the photoshop/gimp skills to do it but I feel like this sign needs a
>rags

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How many years of tanking for #1 draft picks do we need until the kings are good again

>>77718336
I'll make this into >rags if you pay me a dollar.

I've contributed enough free memes to this general

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Do you guys remember that one time McCuckold tried starting a fight with some healthy scratch tier player on the Flyers?
Only McCuckold wouldn't actually fight him.. Instead he tried calling out the healthy scratch trying to have him fight one of the Oiler goons to defend McCuckolds honor or some shit
And this is like 8 months after McCuckold lost an edge and careened into the boards breaking a memebone

Literally lost any respect or fandom I had for the kid that day
What a bizzitch

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Gettin' real sick of your shit, /hoc/

>>77718431
10

Ill Butcher going to the pongs

>>77718974
With all the rain I bet the rivers around you are flowing pretty well. No better time to drive your shitty truck into one.

>>77715663
Back when the Avs had game threads there were a few anime faggots
Germanbro was based though and made up for them

>>77719673
What rain?
Bone dry in da north

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Post >your four man core

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Not a Predditor but here

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the bruins are back baby!

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>>77718974
I remember that.

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charlie fucking mcavoy

>>77720908
that is the body and sitting style of an alpha male.

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>>77718974
This one?

Good times. He could have fought McDavid himself or even Draisaitl when he challenged him but instead pussed out until Maroon had to jump him.

>>77720972
Or the time Kassian charged and went high on a guy whose teeth were glued into his mouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-pAfPKo9JA

>>77721219
Just wear a cageif you dont want your teeth all fucked up.

This is gonna be like those fags who did not want to wear a helmet

>>77721219
Solid hit, doesn't leave his feet and principle point of contact isn't his head
>>77721444
Good bait

>>77720611
Ummmm... Missing someone?

>>77721219
lmao look at that faggots sideburns

STL vs CLB stanley Cup Final 2018

>>77722095
Fuck off and turn off your proxy, Ted.

>>77722095
>stl finally gets a cup
im all for it

>>77722095
It's going to be PIT/EDM. PIT will still win in 7, but the Oilers commanding performance will signal the start of a new era in league history.

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>>77722230
Good post

>>77722230
Pongs aren't going to 3peat, fuck off.

>>77722095
sorry, i'm playing as STL for the last fwe years
facing the CBJ I
I can see this happening

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>>77722230
>another game 7 SCF loss
they will literally never recover

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>>77722967
>Babbys first cup win

It was cute

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>>77716010
>>77716002
>>77715909

>>77723045
>cup win so brutal it caused a team to miss the post season for an entire decade
i wouldnt want it any other way my guy

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>>77723144
Yeah they couldn't maintain their post season success like the Canes did.... oh wait.... LELMAO

>>77723458
>canes made ECF in 2009
>oilers were still out of the playoffs
hmmmmm

>>77723057
>No where near puck
>shoulda been a 5 min major w/game misconduct
I hope some one actually shatters his ankle so edmonton is stuck with 12mil/bench rider

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>>77722230

Leave Edmonton to me

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My aftershock albertan fears came true. It was delayed but those are the ones that get you. Running inside while mowing the lawn only to spew bile acid and beer out of my bum isn't exactly how I envisioned my Sunday. Nearly became a pantsoiler.

>>77723458
>4 sunbelt teams have won a cup since any canadian team has

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>>77723564
>getting bullied by memes

>>77723747
>looks back at ref
>heh nothing personal kid, thanks Gary

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>>77723590

>>77723210
>made with ingredients

Wew, lad. Never seen that before.

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>the san jose nu males

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>>77723795

>Nurse plays """defense"""

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>>77723922
>make no attempt to leave the crease
>actively increase the amount of contact you are making with the goalie
>actively move the goalie so that he can't stop the shot

>>77724047
Still mad eh Gordo Tugnutt? Keep working on that GED or whatever a grade 12 equivalency is in leafland.

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>>77724047

>driven into the goalie by the defender
>defender is preventing him from leaving the crease
>this is the forward's fault

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>>77724098
>>77724113
Don't worry spic land, you're teams will be rebuilding soon enough

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Some subhuman poo in the loo broke into my dads truck and all he got out of it was a $10 broken pair of sunglasses and random charging cords lmao. didn't even take the $20 in change in the cup holder that was more valuble than both

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>muh refpuck
>muh missed call
>not "muh team blew 3 goals near the end of regulation"

>rags

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>>77724445
>rags

>>77724358
If they made the right call the the faceoff would have went outside with just 16 seconds left.

>>77724445
Good effort

>>77724183
>shitting on the soilers means you are a cucks fan
LMAO, just because im not an oil pressure sensor doesn't mean that you cannot read that there are no ducks fans in /hoc/ offseason. It is mostly a few sunbelters taking opportunistic shitposts.

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>>77724358

Laughing SO hard at Cam in Clyde, AB

>>77724805
>oh fuck there are 1000+ players to choose from and I have to pick a non-bust first overall

>>77724738
Hey dont say things that arent true.
>t. Marshal from Anaheim

>>77724738

I think that's what helped make the cucks/oilels game threads the best in this year's playoffs by far
>hordes of oil niggers making their first postseason appearance in over a decade
>still tons of leafs who didn't like the oilels so they joined to funpost
>lots of funposting Americans too
>sprinkling of funposting Ducks fans
Hopefully they meet again next postseason

I can't find new scouting job...
I might need to start driving taxi again.

>>77725150
Why did you lose your job? Did you say Aho would bust?

Canes

>>77725143
Also, the absolute meme games. 7-1, that come back.

>>77725143
Oilers fans at least are great to be around. They're at least glad their team is back in. Ducks fans were insufferable fags who posted duck porn in the threads at times

Where are memes

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>>77725150
Plz apply www.EdmontonOilers.com

t. Oil Pro Scouto

>>77725578
thats where he got fired from after being so high on bulju

>>77720972
>oilfags pretending this entire ordeal was anything but embarassing of their team and star player

So why does everyone here hate the oilers and not the penguins?

>>77725682
only laffers hate the based oilers

>>77725712
FUCk the oilers and mcreddit

>>77725682
Only philthy, craps, jykkets and rags hate pengoos
Everyone else is meh towards them

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>>77725603
He made up for that with the Apelli Rasanen selection

>>77725910
bust

>>77725682
Because >we got good by being so bad. McDavid, Draisaitl, Puljujärvi and Klefbom are a result of being shit for so long.

>>77725682
I hate both. Just that pongs fans are fairweather and likely not even in this thread. Coilers fans have nothing else to do and are so easily triggered.
Ask yourself what is better to shitpost about
>losing a series to muh refpuck
>15 first overalls in a decade
>paying 2 players that had 1 good year 25% of the salary cap

or

>never win a cup without being draft babbies
>crysby is a goon
>best penalty killing center left for home
>going to have >finnish goaltending for half the season

It is a tossup but shitting on the soilers is guaranteed to cause the most pooper pain.

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>>77725926
Jesse Jonensu
Teemu Hartikainen
Toni Raajala
Lauri Korpikoski
Joni Pitkanen

All Finn proscouts suggestions

>>77722230
This is pretty likely actually, if this matchup happens with both teams healthy the pens should win. With the defensive lineup we played this year we would never beat the oilers though, so it'll depend on who's healthy

>>77726078
Even without Letang I'd say Pens would win. Right now Oilers have more depth but Pens have the better top end talent.

>>77726215
reasonable point

>>77726280
Weakest point of the Pens right now is centre depth. Aston-Reese and Rowney won't cut it. My guess is they sign a vet like Winnik to a PTO and add a rental eventually.

>>77726037
lmao all busts except pitkänen

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Reminder Cullen chose playing for perenial chokers mild over the first repeat champs pongs. He wanted to live in a town called morehead than shittsburgh.
yinzers BTFO

>>77726348
definitely, I see them either going the vet route and doing something like that, or just working with what we have for a portion of the season and trying to trade for somebody closer to the deadline. If they can get another good center the pens would be fine in the playoffs regardless of their seed. So I could see them just waiting it out for the right deal to come rather than trying to rush it.

>>77726512
>0-8
The absolute performance of moorehead

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Is he Cell key material?

>meme

>>77725980
>Pulshit is a reward for being terrible
Whew!

>>77725980
Klefbom was the reward for a crafty trade

>give le pancakes man to the >kongs for a first round pick
>have kopitar break his ankle to make the pick better
>have the blackhawks take the the shitter that tambellini actually wanted

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>>77729053
>sleeping on Pulju
Wew

>>77713173
>>77713356
>>77715181
>>77715684
>>77715699
>>77715720
>>77718236
>>77721874
>>77725150
>>77725603
>>77725712
>>77725926
>>77726394
very BAD posters

>>77728117
Don't make such an abhorring post ever again. We at /hoc/ pride ourselves in the quality of our discussion

>>77711302
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjQ3QOqHZgs

absolutely based, grapes taking the piss out of sunbelter fags

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who were on phone?

>>77729252
>>77711302
>pretends

Desperat for hokkei lads
Hyped for preseason too

>yet another day of off-season /hoc/

Is the KHL worth watching?
If so, is there site which streams it?

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pls gib 1st voerall pik

reminder that field hockey is superior to ice meme

>>77729804
>tfw the rollercoaster of tanking for firsts then winning the cup is a better strat than building a core team

>>77729872
So what do we just make the draft completely random?

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>>77729913
award draft picks based on regular season attendance

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>>77730047
Fuck you and your shitty suggestion.

>>77730047
>coyotes dynasty starting lockout year (2020)

>>77730086
i said regular season, not playoffs

>>77730047
>Same teams every year for being bigger cities
No

>>77729913

Guarantee one of the top 3 draft picks every year goes to one of the last 3 teams that missed the playoffs. That way the teams that are very close to contending and try to win instead of going full-tank get a crack at an elite player that can push them over the top instead of being stuck in mid first round purgatory.

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>>77730152
St. Paul, Minnesota is more populated than New York City?

learn something new every day

>>77730047
Terrible idea m8

>>77729913
What's wrong with the current system? If tanking worked the Avs would've had 1st overall

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>>77730228
>standing room stadiums

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>>77730334

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finlan y

>>77730156
this, maybe something like most points after the all star break in order of non-ploff teams
then ploff teams bottom to top

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3 (Three)

>>77730814
but not 4

>>77730641
fastwalk must be the hardest sport
They die, pass out, shit their pants, and puke.
What other sport does that besides weightlifting?

>>77730641
He accidentally drank bonaqua before and it is poison.

>>77730641
Me in the white hat

>>77730814
Not even going to make it past round 2

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>>77730875
GOOD post

it is a well established fact that the only water for athletes is a cool refreshing DASANI which uses advanced technology called reverse osmosis for the cripest taste

>>77731220
Anon who was in Dominican Republic last month here. Dasani is the most popular water brand there. How does shilling for third-world water feel?

>>77729872
>spend a decade as a middle of the road team that can never be better
>maybe get a couple of shots at playoffs
>old core finally needs to be replaced
>never had any good draft picks to replace them well enough
>start tanking
>draft high, but still shit because bad draft year
>repeat last two until good draft year

It really isn't that hard to understand why some teams would prefer to just tank and skip the middle of the road bs.

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I would pay $100 to end the 2017-18 season right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.

No one is going to beat them. I said it two years ago in the first round, I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.

I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.

word

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>>77731234
>mad
>at high quality drinking water
sad

>>77731412
Dasani unironically, not even meming, tastes like plastic.
Fucked up.

Having some hot doglets with sriracha

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>>77731430
new meme?

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*habs fan enters the thread.

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Post lottery predictions
>1: Rats
>2: Avs
>3: Knoghts

>>77731810
haha what is apu so happy about that he dances like that haha

>>77730565
fuck off ragsnigger but this is still really funny

>>77731800
man, Weber's really slacked off his training this summer

RNH for Couturier

Thoughts?

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This is my cat

>>77732246
Cute :3

>>77732246
that's a good kitty

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beep beep best water coming through

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>tfw will litteraly never get to drink bonagua

psst

AHHHHHH

The first sip of the day

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>>77732362
doot doot not so fast

>>77732379
i would never drink that

sounds like it came from an indian reservation

I drink my water from a fresh alpine stream running behind my house

>>77732407
Do you live in a hobbit hole

Reminder that only certified redditors don't prefer beans in chili

>>77732413
Unfortunately I just live in a normal house

>>77732417
>chili without beans
Wait do people do this? Wtf

>>77732362
https://www.makro.co.za/groceries-and-toiletries/bon-aqua-/br-water-/br-24-x-500ml--45782CSZ

>>77732452
meant to quote>>77732373

>>77732444
Yes, "people" in this very thread will try to tell you it's a filler

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>no hockey for 7 more weeks

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>>77732497

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step aside dasani shits

Seriously if Antifa wanted to stop neo-nazis from gathering they should just try to get the NHL banned

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WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MISS HOCKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

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>>77733167
I am so fucking bored without hockey. I don't know what to do

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18clRAbUzPE

Why aren't you watching KHL?

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>tfw hockey in less than 2 months

>>77733426
Cricket

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>>77733555

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>>77733629
hi new peeland

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>>77733649
hi binlan

>>77732785
Poland spring is better

>>77732246
Enjoying your brain parasites that have made you a beta?

>>77733782
Yep

>>77732246
reddit

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>tfw no huggies

Khl is on right?

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fresh bulju

>>77734275
hes such a handsome lad

>>77734275
>ywn go on a cute date by the lake with pulju
;ω;

>>77734381
its a river

>>77734388
is that the source of bonaqua?

Connor McDavid

Sidney Crosby

Evgeni Malkin

Auston Matthews

Nicklas Backstrom

John Tavares

Steven Stamkos

Tyler Seguin

Ryan Getzlaf

Mark Scheifele

Patrice Bergeron

Jonathan Toews

Anze Kopitar

Jack Eichel

Leon Draisaitl

Ryan Johansen

Aleksandr Barkov

Jeff Carter

Evgeny Kuznetsov

Sean Monahan

>>77710480
Fags

>>77734564
this isn't pornhub

>>77734547
Where the fuck is wennberg

>>77734547
>55% Canadian
feelsgoodman

Reminder that you all just took a huge bulju in your pants and it's starting to stink

>>77734578
>only 55%
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

>>77734547
List of names:

Matti

Pekka

Teppo

Joni

Jani

Jaakko

Jukka

Jorma

Sakari

Yrjö

Kalle

Olli

Tommi

Toni

Keijo

Kalevi

Seppo

>>77734586
as compared with only 10% americants
Canadian hockey superiority is safe

>>77734603
>i don't know how stat projections work
wew gordie, never finnished that grade 9?

>>77734605
>projection memes
that list confirms that despite Canada's total percentage of players is decreasing we still contribute a much higher percent of high skill players than other nations
meanwhile USGay halfs their contribution when accounting for high skilled players vs the total

Finland 2018

>>77734705
India 2020

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DELTTTTE >>77734587

jaromir "barkov-babby" jagr is still a free agent

top kjeh

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lmao look at that fucking monkey

>>77735125
he has some pretty big biceps

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>>77735081
Thank god Barkov finally got rid of that slow granny. Selke season coming with Haapala as linemate GUARANTEED.

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>>77735235
*blocks your path*

>>77735235
>that fucking jersey

>>77735306
take a long look my boy, for it is the future for your team too

>>77735306
Hello bernie supporter. Smash capitalism amirite?

I'm going to burn my eyes out looking at the eclipse today so I don't have to read /hoc/ anymore

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>>77735306

As usuals, Swedes do it better than the Finns. Here's the beautiful jersey of Frölunda Indians!

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Hi /hoc/. I've been waiting for more than three months for the perfect opportunity to post this cow and decided that now is as good as it's ever gonna be. Hope you enjoy it.

>>77735433
checked

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>>77735421
Jesus christ
Thankfully it's not as terrible in the Danish league (yet)
Pic related, hometown teams best player, Dale Mitchell (Canadian)

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>>77735526
>oden$$ii :D oden$$ii :D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqbf-KmFeUc

I found out that /hoc/ is all over /pol/ the easiest way to discover one is post pulju

>>77712079
Ring chasing makes no sense in NHL or MLB. Playoffs are too chaotic. Superteams choke all the time. Look at Caps, 2001-2008 Yankees, 91-04 Braves (only one ring), etc.

>>77735606
Look at the 07 Rockies or the 77 royals

>>77715473
Butch Goring>Sparky>Honky

>>77735606
does anyone seriously believe the caps were ever a "superteam"

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imagine adam oates feeding saucers to aleksander ovechkin

>>77735637
Having Backström, TJ, Ovie, Holtby, Kuznetzov and Shattenkirk should be, on papir, an easy contender, desu
There's something seriously terrible going on behind scenes for the Caps

>>77735603
Wtf is that? Haha

>>77735694
jonnetobacco

>>77735683
too bad they were beaten by a real superteam
there isnt anything going wrong behind the scenes, the team is just a paper tiger

>>77735620
All of them are great memes. Butch and howie were great doing games for the islanders, but now that howie left, it makes road games feel less special

>>77735606
And don't forget the dodgers from 2008-now, where they've made the CS 4 times, but never came close to a world series berth. And they have one of the best pitchers in kershaw not even knowing how to play in a postseason game