/cric/

debating driving up to leeds next week as i have the whole week off

Debating losing my v-card as I have the next 2 weeks off

>>77709128
was that a blazing reference?

>>77708306
Youll only need a day or two by the looks of it...

mum's got cancer

at least england won the test match

Gonna get panda express for dinner soon lads

>>77711078
How was it?

>>77714333
Good lad love there orange chicken

>Cricket overwatch skin
>it's baseball shit

>>77714396
Based Johnny

Remember when he commentated an over once

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Wtf

>>77711035
im sorry lad my commiserations wish her a swift recovery

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>>77708141
>13 posts in over 10 hours

nice poomunity you have here lads

*farts*

>>77715810
yo on the real the cric guy has got a good jaw, facial symmetry, big frame and thick hair, while that girl is destined for trailer trash meth head who looks 50 when she's 25 (she's already got the forehead folds)

the guys future is 100x better than the womans, so really you just btfo yourself with that picture

how has broad taken more wickets than jimmy
i was saw him as the number 2 bowler

Fucking hell just saw the score lads

>>77714396
thats why holt was "taken by japs"

>>77714396
Reminder Meme Shit though Hawke was Australia's first PM

>>77714396
>Gough compared to Fraser
Based Kerr lads really helped the nation out

>>77715995
Just doing his job and representing England lad

>>77715794
thank you

>>77715947

(he hasn't)

>>77711035
Best of luck for recovery anon.

>>77716653
I think he will be the time he retires, though.

>>77716816
would love if neither of them took another wicket in their lives

thoroughly mediocre bowlers aided by english conditions and dukes balls

reckon trent boult is at least as good as fraud

reckon i might try out for a big bash dance team

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>>77716880

Hoping for some cloudy days in the next couple of years so Anderson can go past McGrath.

>>77717040
shall tie the noose when that happens

great tune desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7a0cbxUzA

>>77717099
the goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tOas68D33k

>>77717119
strong
think this beats everything desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETvVHqfYhKc
based beenie man

reckon this english summer has been the absolute nadir of test cricket

no feeling worse than knowing that you were born too late to see the invincibles, the blackwashes etc etc etc but instead can see test cricket implode

>>77717127
>le fuck my shit up man

wish he wasn't a literal fraud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTHnqpFzTBQ
shall always have a soft spot for this

Pavement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8CZXVFc-1E

>>77717130
a full strength EU is going to save us

>>77717206
Afghanistan already got test status

btw trinibro the mercenaries would hardly improve the west indies, none of them are First Class cricketers

genuinely baffled at this """effort""" by the west indies
they're shit, but I didn't expect them to be this garbage

>>77717227
same

>>77717130
is it any worse than that summer where Poo Peeland and Tendies touried Australia?

kyle hope is pretty much the biggest dud i have ever seen

Going camping next weekend on an island. Reckon I could convince a barkeep to put cricket on assuming a channel here carries it. Suppose I'll do some research before making the 7 mile bike ride.

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>>77717240
yeah definitely
at least we got one good test at Adelaide out of that

remember when bumble used to dickride the fall on twitter, wonder what he thinks of pavement as everyone calls them a rip-off

>>77717242
Chandrika was worse

debating having a glass of coca cola even though it's past 8 PM

>>77717265
just take a swig out of the bottle mate

Reflect on Chandrika

a 27yo with a FC average in the mid 20's opened the batting for Tendies in Test cricket

>>77717268
I'm not a fucking uncivilised convictspawn lad

>>77717269
reflect on paul collingwood getting an OBE

>>77717276
well la dee da

Based Aaron Mooy is on in 10 lads

MBE whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6MK5KHPvlc
can an english lad translate?

>>77717263
ask him

had a good hard look at myself over the last 3 days lads
my sincere apologies and i shall work harder in the future to make this great community even greater

>>77717286
>>77717279

>not knowing the queen has a time machine

She knew he'd deserve one for his entire career and just gave it to him early.

>>77717299
k

>>77717301
If you were straffo/walkcunt posting you can fuck off forever

never recovered from ashley giles calling /cric/ "proper nutters" on twitter

>>77717301
me too lad
been reflecting on what I did wrong and how I can do better
thank you to the janny for giving me a second chance

>>77717309
nah i was just shitposting
i'm not a retard

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still mad about how daniel sabotaged the twitter

what happened to Fat Hump Gay Ltd. ?

>>77717345
was thinking that before

he made one post a month ago out of nowhere but I haven't seen him since

>>77717344
>being blocked by vaughan
not missing much desu

>>77717385
vaughan is a moaning bellend, he really rubs me up the wrong way

>>77717385

>not wanting to learn the best strategies for fighting terrorism

>>77717344
I still laugh at the monty panesar post 2bh

>>77717416
thanks that was mine

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>decide to look for a prozzy for the first time
>find a 10/10
>quickly realise that it is literally, unironically and without satire my cousin
JUST

>>77717441
go for it lad

>>77717441
there's some article online about how a guy was watching porn online and realised his cousin (lexi belle) was a porn star

>>77717441
think i've seen that jav before m8

>>77717467
nah lad im 100% certain its her. She has partial face shots and i recognise her house where the photos are taken. Just to top it off, her hooker name is an appropriation of a charity that she volunteers at

im not going to say anything but her mum will be crushed if/when she finds out

why is there no fucking cricket on

>not posting them so I can fap to your cousin

>implying you wouldnt just reverse search them

Have you ever actually tried reverse image searching m8? Its fucking useless unless they are some instagram slut with 10k followers. Even then id only get her hooker name with no other information aside from her height and chestsize.

Just fucking crop the image a little bit if your worried

the main west indies cricket forum is actually really active lads

>>77717723
how does it compare to zimcricketforums, bigfooty or pakipassion?

>>77717507
it's the west indies fault

>>77717745
more active than zimcricketforums, about as active as pakpassion

http://caribbeancricket.com/forums/1

>>77717441
Post the pictures m8

but wait, theres more http://cricketwindies.com

wtf they literally have the biggest following online

>>77717767
>>77717783
that's actually nice, I'm glad to see there's people who care

>

what's the cricket forum of choice for poms

west indies really need to go back to faster pitches asap, big strong black men suit fast pitches not pakipaddle

>>77717866
i guess the vbulletin one, few on pakpassion tho too

Are England the day-night test masters?

>>77717867
why haven't they it's actually baffling

they've gotten no benefit from these slow shitfests in last decade, why stick with something that isn't working?

>>77717897
literally no idea, can they not afford to redo the pitches?

I am awaiting the spin of their Boot Lickers in the Media , who perpetually
reserve their Venom to be exceedingly critical of the Players .

Prime Minister Rowley NOW is the time to
take the Big Idiots to Court , You & Other Heads of Governments who agree with your do have Standing to take the
Worst International Cricket Board in
the Commonwealth to Court for its
continuous refusal to change its 89 freaking years old Structure .

For many years now , the Big Idiots
have bamboozled the General Public by
commissioning several Reports , when they had & have absolutely no intention of implementing any of the
Recommendations of those Reports .

THERE MUST BE ABSOLUTELY NO STONE LEFT

UNTURNED REGARDING THOSE IN THE

GOVERNANCE OF WEST INDIES CRICKET AND

THE REGION BOARDS WHICH ARE BASTIONS

OF MALADMINISTRATION .

All these People care about is Self
Preservation ; NOTHING ELSE MATTERS TO
THEM . WE have been wondering in the
Cricket Desert for a very long time .

It is obvious to anyone with a modicum
of Intelligence that it is high time
that Cricket in the Region be COMPLETELY RESTRUCTURED FROM TOP TO
BOTTOM .

Failing to do this is to dishonour Sir
Frank Worrell and those who made West
Indies Cricket the Best in the World .
Their achievements have been eclipsed
by the Gross Incompetence of those in
The Worst International Cricket Board
In The Commonwealth .

Their Individual & Collective

ARROGANCE; CANTANKEROUSNESS & EGOTISM

is limitless . So also is their propensity to spawn Vendettas against
Players .

tell me about cricketweb.net

Once again WE have concrete evidence
why there MUST BE a complete restructuring of the Worst International Cricket Board in the Commonwealth .

Make no mistake , the Regional Boards
must also be Restructured . The very
fact that the Test Match ended in two Freaking Days demands that the Regional Governments who are in favour
of taking the WICBC/CWI to Court need
to do that Immediately .

I Expect that the Boot Lickers of the
WICBC/CWI in the Media will once again
trot out their perpetual B.S and state
that it is ALL the Players Fault for
this awful Shellacking .

As usual they will never ever blame absolutely the Worst International
Cricket Board in the Commonwealth .

It is time that the Regional Boards &
the WICBC/CWI undergo serious examinations regarding their Stewardship of Cricket in the Region .
Meanwhile WE await the Findings of the Wehby Report , and whether it is
a Faux Report , or a genuine Report
which like the Others is going to be
discarded into the Dustbin of West Indies Cricket History .

THOSE PRIME MINISTERS IN THE REGION

WHO SUPPORT THE CURRENT STEWARDS OF

CRICKET IN THE REGION ; NEED TO

REALIZE THAT THEY ALSO ARE COMPLICIT

IN DESTRUCTION OF WEST INDIES CRICKET .

The salient Question is this :

WILL THE PRIME MINISTERS IN THE REGION

TAKE THE WICBC/CWI TO COURT SO THAT

OUR ONCE GREAT PROWESS IN

INTERNATIONAL CAN BE SALVAGED ??????


OR WILL THEY ONCE AGAIN BOW DOWN TO

THE BIG IDIOTS CURRENTLY IN THE

GOVERNANCE OF WEST INDIES CRICKET ???

>>77717910
source?

>>77717942
http://caribbeancricket.com/topic/1138044

>>77717961
truthbombs

>>77717920
Yeah you could do that or just import some saffers and solve the problem immediately.

lads I'm a freshie to this thread can I get a quick rundown on the personalities/tripfags here?

cheers

>>77718016
pretty sure youve made this post before

>>77718016
It's me, Sean

>>77718016
Hey friend it's me, Zerogoose. Feel free to call me goosey, just like all my great mates ITT do.

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>7-2 field

watching 'india vs england 4th test review' for no reason just cause its on sky sports on demand

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>>77718046
based goosey

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>>77718052
>circular field without slips and with a long stop

>>77718085
>1st and 3rd slips

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>>77718135
>fly slip
>leg gully

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>men around the bat

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>natural variation

>>77718153
>5 slips, gully, fly slip, third man
>bowler chucks it down leg side

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>any fielders on the leg side

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>bowling a 4th stump line

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>declaration bowling

>>77718200
HATE this meme so fucking much

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t.brainlet

>>77718294
[2]

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>don bradman

>>77718348
>>77718324

>>77718294
>>77718348
sorry but natural variation is real
shane warne believes in it, are you saying you know more about bowling than shane warne?

>>77718374
shane warne also unironically believes human evolution was caused by aliens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHbPIn-Bi88

>>77718366
>sachin tendulkar

>>77718417
>australians

>>77718417
he is more woke than I thought

>>77718417
>implying it wasn't

what a seething retard you are

>>77718533
enjoying the series shane?

>the reason huddersfield are in the premier league is because of their wembley success, and next game.. we go to wembley
genius broadcasting

>>77718704
wait this isnt the porn filled huddersfield gamethread

>>77718704
t.brainlet

hello i'm here to talk about cricket

>>77718956
*dabs respectfully towards you*

*farts*

sehwag
hayden
ponting
lara
chanderpaul
kallis
sangakarra
harris
steyn
asif
murali

>>77719108
kinda xi is this

>>77719182
all-time xi

Will sri lankan cricket team apologise to its fans after the series?

business idea: sri lanka join the west indies as its a fairly arbitrary island union anyway

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>>77719197

>>77719256
'no'

>>77719276
lmao how is the carribbean arbitrary at all

>india vs sl and eng vs wi
Stats padding the series

>>77719304
my point is they have the likes of guyana chucked in there and 'west indies' is not really much of a recognized thing outside of cricket. idk. its just a shitpost really

>>77719304
>letting shikar dhawan smack you like that for the whole series
Cmon m8

>>77719341
>guyana
fuck forgot that existed. so was I 2bh

>>77719341
>'west indies' is not really much of a recognized thing outside of cricket.
nah it was back in the colonial days
you had the dutch, spanish and english west and east indies

>>77719313
don't forget aus v bang

hate cricket right now if I'm honest

love my mum

love market speculators
hate fluctuations in supply

>>77720348
same

>>77719894
yeah but not anymore

>>77719919
yeah for bang

>>77720415
why does anyone listen to you Zachy mate

literally the reverse Nostradamus 2.0

would love to see what goes on inside his brain

>>77720440
i get everything right

>>77720467
literally yet to see you tip a single amir show ahead of time

sky randomly has highlights of india in england 2014 too and thats about it

reminder broad has had a hair transplant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYphrWZBy-o

>>77720650
gave your post my full attention
opened the inbed
researched the band
decided against listening to it

>>77720742
mistake, their early albums are perfect emotional hardcvore for the fragile male soul

thoughts on the new brand new album? some good songs but kinda boring overall (so far) and i really kinda hate jesse lacey 2bh

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPDJ_hshiSA

I cut my eye on a swinging door
I'd never seen that man before
I saw myself in someone else and hated them
Some broken glass and a bleeding hand
The mirror's down but I'm still standing
I saw myself in someone else and hated them
Hated them, hated them

>>77720813
haven't listened to it and have no intention of doing so

reunion albums are always shit barring a couple (Portishead, Dinosaur Jr)

>>77720836
reckon this might be one of the bass lines ever made if I'm honest
it has that perfect tone through the whole album too, every bass guitar should sound like this Tbh

>>77720813
Out of mana and cant get it out are good

>>77721090
tell me about kashmir
do you identify as indian or pakistani?

>>77721125
Neither *tips karakul*

lads im sad.

https://youtu.be/oB0Jbriwwqg?t=3m12s

i am mad

Windies' Kraigg Brathwaite has been reported for a suspect bowling action after the first Test against England. The match officials at Edgbaston, including Marais Erasmus and S. Ravi as on-field umpires, third umpire Chris Gaffaney and match referee David Boon, had cited their concerns over the legality of the 24-year-old's action to the Windies team management.

Really hope Sri Lanka's test status is revoked

test

>>77722807
fuck off

sri lanka will rise again

>>77721179
you support pak tho from what ive seen

>>77723158
think he just likes to get people riled up

you'd think janny would sunday off

*would take

Twenty-four hours after he was dropped for the first time in his Test career, Mominul Haque has been reinstated in the Bangladesh squad for the first Test against Australia, which starts from August 27. Mominul will replace Mosaddek Hossain, who is suffering from an eye infection, and the turnaround came after a meeting between the BCB president, Nazmul Hassan, and the selection committee

cricket

heineken is actually alright beer

/cric/ dont leave me

^autism

>>77724511
tell me about Joao Marcelo De Paulo

test cricket and depression go together like modelling and anorexia

>>77726680
couldn't have said it better if I tried

I feel for you ameribro

>cricket

S&E>CRCR=Wowee Zowee>BTC>TT

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>>77727586

Legspin.

elite

who runs the /cric/ twitter

who is this saxon lad?

anyone got daniel's farewell screencap

>>77729785
>>77729813
>>77729827

All off topic

I hope the janny gives you all a three day timeout to think about what you've done

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>>77729827

>>77723579
really isn't

>>77729785
no one
>>77729813
an edgy underaged /po/tist caught posting /cric/ memes on facebook

Australia's Test cricketers are expected to partake in the first three rounds of the Sheffield Shield before the commencement of the Ashes series in November this year, Cricket Australia confirmed the news on Monday (August 21).

The domestic season will begin on September 27, with the CA XI taking on South Australia in Brisbane in the 50-over competition. The WACA and Sydney will also hold some of the initial One-Day Cup matches. Hobart's 'Blundstone Arena' is slated to host the finals on October 19 and 21. Incidentally, this will be the first time, Hobart will host the 50-over competition's finals.

cannot wait lads love the shield

>>77731799
>confusing the BBQ with the Shield

Have to go school tommorow lads

>>77731834
study hard you'll be out soon x

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>>77718203

S&E>CRCR>BTC>Wowee Zowee>TT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5anwOSCuNc

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>meet a really cute girl last week
>we're randomly paired to work together on a university assignment
>professor put the groups together so I'm super relieved at not having to try and find someone to work with me
>girl is actually really cool
>while we're introducing ourselves hobbies come up
>she's telling me how she's into music, I ask her what she listens to
>she says she's listening to Beethoven and Schubert right now
>asks me what I'm listening to right now
>snidely chuckle to myself and ask her if she just started listening to classical
>she gives me this weird look like she wants to laugh but it also disgusted
>tell her the music is laughably dated and she should listen to some real music like Schaeffer, Stockhausen, Subotnick, Tudor, or Lopatin
>she says we should just get to work
>treats me cold as fuck now

Why do women get so mad when you call them on their entry level taste? I can't see how anyone with any semblance of interest in "classical" music could still seriously be listening to those artists in uni.

>>77732672
GoT went to complete shit in season 4, season 3 was pretty shit too

>>77731507
it's better than stella, knronenbourg, fosters, carslberg etc

>>77732705
what beer do you get in stores in aus? what do you drink?

>>77732715
it's different in every state, we all have our own ""beer culture""

in WA the cheap shit is Emu and Swan and the nicer stuff is Rogers, Little Creatures and Mountain Goat. Get Coopers imported from SA sometimes too

>>77732723
better options than bongs in sounds like

>>77732753
yeah but its all horrible at my local corner shop

i havnt watched any /cric/ since those paki cunts beat us

someone recommend me a beer in uk

>>77732762
ok will look into it

>>77732761
which series u referring to?

>>77732766
bath ales acid i dont know why are you asking me ?

>>77732769
>why are you asking me
why not

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>>77732766

>>77732797
i buy this but really dont enjoy it, especially out a can, also i'd like something stronger as it takes too long to get drunk

Anyone wanna buy a case of those Essendon beers and I'll buy a can off you for $3

>tfw bought 100g of pistachios from the coles pick n mix and it's full of empty shells

I used to work at a bottleo back in the day

I knew nothing about alcohol then and I know nothing now. When people asked me for recommendations I just parroted things I heard others say. Everyone else who worked there did the same thing

Never believe anyone who works at a bottleshop unless they are clearly a drunk, otherwise theyre full of shit

>>77732817
'''mates'''

business idea:belgian strong pale ale

>>77732802
white wine

http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/20402076/richard-asher-how-vr-headsets-play-role-player-training-future

Straffo genuinely needs to have the suitcase beaten out of him by someone. What a cunt.

>>77732834
gives me heartburn

>>77732843
there isnt one yet :(

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we'll be back to fuck your women and win T20

how does a team like west indies really compete with england or aus when they have so much more money and access to new technologies and stuff. england have been playing a really modern, researched brand of cricket with all kinds of specialist support staff for fifteen years now and thats what has pushed their cricket along

>>77732860
the big 3 of cricket (England, Australia, India) have controlled the icc in such a way to funnel disproportionate sums of cricketing revenue to themselves and stymie the success of the game elsewhere. our superiority shows in T20 because the wicb is beyond fucked so all our players just do t20 anyway and short matches with a batting focus play well to our physical superiority

>>77732849
>he rates harshle bhoga
Kek

a lot more brainpower going in to england's cricket than sri lanka

desu there hasnt been a good cricket writer since peter roebuck died

the fuck is going on here

is amirfag in the USA? and are you seriously spending your holiday writing about sri lankas cricketing brainpower on 4chan?

>>77732873
yeah stanford has called me over for a grass roots collaboration project in philadelphia, can't reveal too much at this stage

>>77732872
Gideon Haigh

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RIP in peace Rob Quiney's 1st class career, you won't be forgotten, even though I already had forgotten

using proxies you realise how much shit people from other countries get on here
try india or brazil for a few days

>>77732879
i dunno many teams seemed to begin getting left behind early-mid 2000s all at the same time and thats when the game really started to modernize in england, not like cricket is less popular in sri lanka now than it was fifteen years ago

depressed reminder
/cric/ will never get back to the heights of that india world t20

>>77732898
>t20

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I been workin nigga
Cocaina, she be flirtin nigga

the next ashes will be shit
its in the middle of the night and we will lose like 4/5 nil

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>>77732900
good times

>>77732900
yeah not denying they are lacking talent at the moment too but its compounding

>>77732898
2019 cwc will be good, the English will get right behind it

>>77732906
https://youtu.be/P6x0W6MTP6E
https://youtu.be/uXvokPaoIKc
degeneracy is a disease which needs exterminating

love /cric/

love straffo

Hope the jannies are on top form for the Ashes so I can have pure and intelligent cricket discussion on /cric/

Le love is love right?

Next we can legalize pedophilia and bestiality

protect the sanctity of marriage

Who /glory supporter/ here? Shall not even be thinking about /cric/ unless >we are convincingly winning

Do you guys ever watch movies or just do shit in general without feeling the need to tell everyone about it?

Don't see the point desu

>>77733011
I got banned for calling /bundes/ a cricket thread the other day

>>77733015
t. peter siddle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AZJ9B95sMQ

>tfw no indie rock band singer, alt-J listening gf

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come at me janny

can we all stay on topic please lads I would enjoy everyone to be having sensible cricket discussions so there is no need for anyone to get a timeout :)

does the aus open thread special needs copy and pasta cunt lurk in this thread?

>>77733081
I love that every single retarded thought he's had over the last 15 years in archived on the internet

Mum cooked pumpkin risotto for tea even though she knows i hate pumpkin

makes me want to vomit

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>>77733075
sorry m8, just cracked my first knock-off, it's all downhill from here.

who /hospo/ here?

>>77733069
>can literally go to Caitlyn's work and request a Brazilian wax.
Next time in Melbourne perhaps

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>>77733011

>>77733146
straffo clearly is janny

Straffposting IS a sport.

Sick of being persecuted tbqh

>>77731111
nice digits friendo

>>77733159
>tfw chatting her up, ask about her family, completely omits any mention of the J-rad in the 10 minute spiel girls like to give on the subject.

>>77733187
I have to open an incognito window to even check his twitter because I'm blocked. Didn't even post or reply or anything. Must be some way to see who's lurking your feed 7 days a week.

there's a few essential beautys in melbourne, anyone know which one she works at?

>>77733201
how many fly-over yokels are going to be blinded by the eclipse you reckon? Are there on-going public education campaigns?

lol imagine how much caitlyn and all her hot friends would have laughed at j-rad when they had sleepover parties

>>77733244
must be nice

>>77732954
what is the pasta?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-21/darebin-council-decision-on-australia-day-ceremonies/8828198

>Another Melbourne council has dumped its Australia Day celebrations after an emotional town hall meeting.

Really doing their best to reinforce /pol/ memes

>>77733337
>Preston
very unsurprising, that place is povo hipster central.

>>77733394
no but i'm sure they would play with a lot of 'spirit' XD

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>>77733401
GOT EEEEEEEEMMM

>>77733412
warnie is a bit of an alky i think

>>77732693
what about that fat fuck aussie with the moustache

>>77733421
>>77733412
wrong post

I reckon Allah could bowl a good googly

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS3GiUAvjJ8

is this what they play on harry potter

kek, seppo tourist btfo

just got back from philly lads

is there any cricket on?

just fucking bombed an interview lads shall be contemplating my failures as a human being tonight

A 13-year-old schoolboy cricketer in England has taken six wickets in six balls, all of them clean bowled.

Luke Robinson produced his match-winning performance this week for Philadelphia Cricket Club's Under-13s, based near Houghton-le-Spring, Tyne and Wear in north-east England.

His family were all on hand to witness his remarkable achievement, with father Stephen having the best view of all -- he was umpiring at the bowler's end at the time.

Meanwhile mother Helen was the first person to record her son's feat as she was scoring the match, while Luke's younger brother Matthew was fielding and grandfather Glenn was watching from the boundary.

"It was surreal," said Stephen Robinson, who plays for the senior side. "I have been playing for 30 years and have taken hat-tricks but never anything like this.

"Time stood still and I thought, 'is this really happening?'"

tell me about why there's a team called philadelphia CC based in north east england

>>77733771
that's nepotism for you. Forever tainted, I predict suicide by his 19th birthday.

lol theres literally a village called philadelphia had no idea

>>77733765
what was the job

>>77733795
cleaner at maccas

>>77732024
controversial

philadelphia (uk) vs philadelphia (us) would be a close match i reckon

>>77733795
a really fucking good one with a big company

tell me about Australian Indigenous Studies, why did rolly B study it at uni

watching VVS laxman masterclass on sky

>>77733852
how badly did you bomb it

>>77733920
very very badly

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>>77718203
Love this meme

>>77733919
>write fuck white people
>get a HD

cricket is for everyone

i'm here to talk about cricket

lads im going for a job interview at a big multinational, do you know if comapnies here drug test you?

also to keep it cricket related, what do you think will happen in the rest of the Windies-England test?

>>77734173
not sure how the janny will feel about this

>>77734191
more on topic than the majority of posts here lad

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>walk outside
>a homeless man tells me to cheer up

lads where did it go so wrong

>>77733985
how tho

>>77734224
i hate that. you shouldnt try to impose happiness on another people. it's bad enough when you go to like a shop and the shopkeeper is in a really good mood and asks you how are you and stuff , you feel forced into giving an upbeat response, but actually telling someone to cheer up is another matter

>Myanmar: 45/10 (22/50 ov)
>Malaysia: 46/0 (4/50 ov)
>Result: Malaysia won by 10 wickets (with 276 balls remaining)
Cricketing superpower when?

>>77734173
why would they drug test ur not playing a sport or joining the army

>>77734258
Corporate types can be cunts sometimes

>>77734289
what happened lad

>>77734317
Did they really expect an English teacher in Colombia to not have coke in his system lmfao

>>77734328
eurgh, i know

do you think there'll ever be a good cricket video game

>>77734173
maybe a 1 day ban is in order janny?

>>77734393
>what is t2 stick cricket world cup?

>>77734393
>what is don bradman 2014

hey lads just got hit with a ban so I won't be posting for the next 3 days while I reflect on what I did wrong xx

if i was rich enough would definitely get a Merlyn bowling machine and play on it at home

>>77734433
really hate don bradman cricket

>>77734435
my grandfather invented his own bowling machine two years before those came out ama

>>77734445
whats it like? can i get a discount on one?

The jannies need to get their arses in gear I'm sick of seeing all these off topic posts. Also, friendly reminder that >we will be ranked #1 if we beat West Indies in the t20 match and I imagine everyone in this thread will be extremely envious of that fact

tell me about the recent crackdown initiative on the problematic off-topic posting in the 4chan cricket general

sick of the janny's /cric/ agenda tbqh

>>77734257
fucking hate burma, imagine being so close to the subcontinent and being so shit. pathetic excuse of a country

>>77734491
i hope he is still around come summer once the afl and nrl roaches scuttle in throwing about their aids and whatnot

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>>77734556