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/nfl/ general-Surely this will end well edition:

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CAR:McCaffrey totals 72 yards, TD on five touches
TEN:Derrick Henry scores twice Saturday afternoon
TEN:Mariota carves up Panthers' ones on Saturday
IND:Report: Phillip Dorsett available for trade
CAR:Panthers to increase Cam's workload this week
JAC:Marqise Lee expects to be ready for Week 1
DET:Beat writer thinks Abdullah hits 1,000 yards
SEA:Seahawks lose LT Fant (ACL) for the season
SEA:Chris Carson earns 1st-team preseason snaps
SEA:Kasen Williams shines with Seahawks' starters
SEA:Eddie Lacy's preseason struggles continue
MIN:Cook totals 50 yards on 9 touches for Vikings
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first for steelers
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Rasm/Raiders tonight.
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Xth for nfl primetime
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Dalvin Cook looked pretty good last night. Feeling pretty scurred desu.
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Why are there so many anime images in /nfl/? Can I just dump random cropped hentai images now?
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>>77708015
No
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>>77708015
because this is 4chan
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>>77708048
You sure?
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>giants ot Michael Bowie charged with domestic violence

Lel that's karma for you
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>>77708121
So he has to get a 6 game suspension now, right?
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>>77708138
>charged with domestic violence

VS

>domestic violence accusations
>sexual assault accusation
>speeding
>involved in barfight

Gee I wonder which is worse
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>>77708172
So suspended both of them for a year?
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>less than three weeks until football

jesus christ this is taking forever
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>>77708206
I'm from the future m8, the Pats lost the season opener
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>>77708172
Yes being charged is worse than being accused
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Anyone here use slingTV? Is it worth it to get nfl network?
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>>77708206
>jesus christ this is taking forever

You say that now, but it will be the playoffs before you know it, then back to the offseason!
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>>77708230
I was thinking about getting Sling but I read a bunch of reviews saying that its slow as shit.
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>>77708228
Point is Zeke has shown a bad track record with getting into trouble. This is Bowie's first offense. Will maybe get 2 games, 4 at most.
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>>77707901
>beat writer...

why the fuck is this news?
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I fucking hate this literal retard and he is going to be the starting QB

Why does Elway have a fetish for tall, "athletic" QBs? It's literally the one position he can't scout for shit. Kubes gave him a pretty decent starter in Siemian but Elway is hellbent on rigging this for Lynch.
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>>77708284
>This is Bowie's first offense. Will maybe get 2 games, 4 at most.

No. The NFL's policy is 6 games for domestic violence the first time -- and they will not be lenient on that matter. Second time is, I think, a year or potential banishment.
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>>77708266
>>77708230
i have sling, yeah youll be like 2 minutes behind sadly. also i found youre less behind when watching on mobile as opposed to a laptop or pc
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>>77708284
The only thing he got in trouble for was speeding.
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>>77708320
BecAuse he wants to draft a qb that reminds him of himself
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>Tyree's last catch was the helmet catch
is Tyree elite
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>>77708266
I'd say taht depends on your connection. I've never had any issues with it.
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>>77708363
Was Tyree the one who said he'd give his ring back if it meant no gay marriage?
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>>77708232
>tfw no USFL
>tfw no XFL
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>>77708384
yeah, kek
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>>77708172
Lmao you're literally SEETHING right now.

Karma is a bitch for all the laughing you were just doing a week ago.
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>>77708384
/ourguy/
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33rd for iggles
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>>77708398
The XFL fucking sucked. I would watch the USFL
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>>77708172
Only got suspended for the DV accusation.
There is no sexual assault allegation, you're one dumb mother fucker.
Bar fight was a lie and he had nothing to do with it, you're either blissfully ignorant or don't even pay attention to the news.
Speeding is a minor offense and not even worth mentioning.

You're grasping at straws and straight up lying to defend someone on your team doing worse just after you laughed at the Cowboys like a dumbass as if your team is immune to the same shit.
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Giants fans are so fucking dumb, lol.
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>>77708561
>>77708561
>>77708561
>>77708561

OFFICIAL COWBOYS COLTS PREGAME THREAD
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>>77708585
>hour early
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>>77708398
>tfw the USFL could have taken off
>tfw 1988 USFL/NFL merger happens in another timeline
>Seattle gets a true rival with the Portland Breakers
>The Generals develop a 3 way rivalry with the Jets and Giants
>the Cardinals stay in St. Louis and Arizona gets the Wranglers, avoiding the double relocation of the Rams as well
>Tennessee gets the Memphis Showboats, so the Oilers stay in Houston
>the rest of the USFL teams get formatted into an NFL second division/minor league system that plays in the spring/summer.
>As a result, NFL roster's get massively expanded and minor league second division players can get brought up during the regular season, increasing parity.
>pro football would be on for most of the year


And to think, people here actually like Trump when he single handedly hampered the potential development and growth of the sport.
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>>77708585
>preseason pregame thread
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>>77708670
The USFL had some really great uniforms.
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>>77708670
>dilute the talent pool of the NFL
>somehow a good thing

There aren't even 32 NFL quality QBs in the league. You want to lower that number?
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>>77708719
If it brought back the running game and defense than sure
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>>77708719
having a second division league that can actually develop QBs that would normally be stuck on the bench or in the practice squad would improve the talent pool, not dilute it.
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>>77708752
It would be fine as a minor league, but the USFL wanted to be on the same level as the NFL
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>>77708781
So did the AFL, and that ultimately ended in a merger. You can't fight the NFL, but you can make the NFL a lucrative business partner if enough interest is generated. the USFL had even more potential than the AFL until Trump came along and ran it into the ground. a Merger would have been the logical conclusion, had the USFL continued on it's path.
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>>77708832
>So did the AFL, and that ultimately ended in a merger
That's way too much of an oversimplication of the situation
AFL was becoming more and more on equal footing with NFL, USFL wasn't ever close
NFL pursued a merger because if they didn't they risked creating competition
The AFL fought the NFL and was winning. So far they are the only league to ever actually scare the NFL. They forced NFL expansion, adoption of new passer friendly rules, and making the sport nationwide.
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>>77708398
>Birmingham keeps getting teams in leagues that bust
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>>77707990
How he fell to the second round is beyond me
He's a much better all around player than MemeCaffrey.
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>>77709151
>muh injuries
>muh thug life
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Told y'all that Christian McCaffrey was a baller. My nigga was perfection at the Combine and y'all laughed when I praised him high. And y'all got sparky when the Panthers drafted him.


He has had 2 highlight games. My nigga moves like a magnificent machine. My nigga is a cold Terminator.


Panthers retard coach is still using him completely wrong since he is not a conventional RB.
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>>77709382
Is all the Shula hate warranted? Is he really as bad as people say or are they just meming
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Jets @ Loins gamethread

>>77709595
>>77709595
>>77709595
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Post your football Sunday snacks lads

Luxury gummy bears here, 10 bucks a box
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Got packers and skins thread

>>77709944

>>77709944

>>77709944

>>77709944
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It's finally time boys
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>>77632150
5 spots left in 14 team, auction draft espn fantasy league, .5 ppr and Draft is on Sunday Sept 3 6pm ET.
[email protected] for invitations
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>>77707931
Sup bro
I'm thinking 11-5 this year with a deep playoff run if Ben's not ded
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>>77710581

*doesn't block your path*
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The Cowboys are gonna fuck shit the league up again this year. The doubters are so fuckin stupid.
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>>77708524
enjoy being the cleveland browns of the nfc east
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>>77709382
conventional rb is codeword for nigger desu
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>>77710015
What prison is this?
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Asiata is definitely getting cut
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Billingsley is hungry for that 5 spot, especially after his performance last week
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>>77710581
Remember when the Ben's Steelers beat the Patriots in the playoffs? I don't because it's never happened
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>>77711299
imagine having the best rb and wr in the league and still getting beat by brady and a bunch of rag tag literal whos
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>The following players will not dress tonight against the Rams
Cornerback Gareon Conley
Linebacker Ben Heeney
Tight End Cooper Helfet
Guard/Tackle Denver Kirkland
Safety Keith McGill II
Defensive Tackle Jihad Ward
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>people unironically think that Mahomes isn't the best rookie qb
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>>77711504
By what measure
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>>77711538
Being the best of course
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>>77711504
isn't is the correct word.
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M A H O M E S
A
H
O
M
E
S
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11th out of 12th pick in my 0.5 PPR league.

If Jordy is available, should I go for a Jordy/Rodgers stack?
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Bears Cardinals thread, game starts in 15

>>77711320
>>77711320
>>77711320
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Too fucking elite. literally the only redeeming thing about this clots game
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I'm beginning to believe Jason Garrett might actually be a great coach. He has created a system that looks awesome when he has the right players in that system.
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>>77712362
>>77712362
>>77712362


Rams @ raiders thread
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>>77712571
>>77712571
>>77712571

Broncos/49ers thread
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>>77710018
suddenly, only 2 spots left.
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let the QB war commence.
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>>77712776
They both look good with such a small sample size
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>>77712776
inb4 smeth gets injured mid season and is replaced despite starting the season strong, then mahomes leads the chiefs to a superb owl loss
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>>77709438
>She will never sit on your face, call you her bitch, and rub her feet on your dick
why live
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Hundley to jags
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>Dak looks elite as fuck
>Jaylon Smith has all his physical ability back and just needs some games to regain his instincts

THE COWBOYS CAN'T STOP WINNING
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>>77713361
>Dak looks elite as fuck

Against the Colts... in the preseason.
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APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
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Hey guys, how are things?
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>>77713372
No Zeke, the Cowboys offense still looked completely unstoppable when the first team was out there.
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>Goff is a bust they said
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>>77713484
>>77713496
>against the Raiders.
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>praising qbs in preseason
My grandma could throw on these vanilla defenses
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>>77713551
What's her 40 time?
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>>77713576
Kek. Man you really btfo him
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>>77713576
2 years. Doesn't matter, she's a pocket passer anyways
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This really makes you think.
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>>77713618
What the fuck is wrong with north Dakota?
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>>77713594
She better have a good oline or get rid of the ball fast
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carr is a fucking turnover machine, how the fuck is he so overrated?
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Brissett still can't get it done, news at 11
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>>77713618
Americans sure do love their BBDs
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>>77713618
>alaska
you disgusting fucking animals
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>>77713703
>turning the ball over in the preseason

Lmao what a fucking loser.
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>3/10
>most of his yards are from YAC

Watson looked Turrible out there, almost as bad as the Pats ball security
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>>77710616
>>77711299
>>77711361
>Insecure Bostonians
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Anyone have any screencap of the board during Superb Owl 51? Specifically the Spirit Bomb thread.
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>getting BTFO by Jacksonville.
>getting BTFO by Houston.

I think the ride is finally over....
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KILL ME
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>>77713979
have faith, we have been trotting out the inferiors, that is all.
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>>77713994
it's only the beginning, my friend. buckle up.
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Are you ready to accept our lord and savior CJ Beathard into your life?
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>your team
>your team's biggest weaknesses after 2 games
>your prediction for your team's record
>your waifu

iggles
RB, CB, OL
8-8
pic related
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Holy fuck Hackenberg is a fucking nuclear waste dump. Motherfucker is a BUST and the Jets totally wasted a second-round pick on him. What a fucking disaster. This is almost as bad as a first-round pick busting. Fucking Jets.
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>>77714306
thats why their tanking
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>>77713722
>blowing a 3rd round pick on a one-half wonder
Pats are gonna turn to shit when Brady's not there to cover up for all of Belichick's draft busts
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This is the year for a deep playoff run. I can feel it.
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>Pats are 0-2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77714300
>Pants
>secondary
>9-7 or 10-6
>anime is trash
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>>77714343
Lol feel deez nuts nigga
Flowers isnt left tackle anymore. Giants winning the Super Bowl.
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>>77714306
At least the Jets aren't the Broncos. Lynch looks fucking bad. It looks like Dak and Wentz are going to be the only good QBs from last year's class.
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>>77714300
raiders
cb, interior de, backup qb
11-5
pic related
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>>77708172
Charged is worse than accused genius
>speeding
Oh wow it's fucking nothing
>Pulling down a girls shirt when she was totally cool with it all
You're a virgin aren't you?
>barfight
Nah
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How did Watson look?
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>>77714300

>Packers
>Special Teams/Dom Capers being old
>11-5
>Nico Robin
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>>77714501
Didn't watch the game but apparently like dogshit. 3-10, 100 yards
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>>77714300
Packers
Tackling/Secondary
11-5
Makoto Kikuchi
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Official "successful" QBs since the 80s rankings

[GOAT]
Montana

[Elite]
Favre
P.Manning
Rodgers

[Sub-elite]
Elway
Brady
Marino

[Great/Good]
Brees
Roethlisberger
Esiason
Kelly
Ryan
McNair
Brunell
McNabb

[Solid/Average]
Anderson
Simms
Bledsoe
Cunningham
Young
Wilson
Warner
Theismann

[Game Manager/Serviceable]
Aikman
Gannon
E.Manning
Collins
Flacco
Hasselbeck
McMahon


[Bad/JUST]
Kaepernick
Dilfer
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>panthers exposed in the 2nd week of the preseason
8-8 imminent
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dont even give that shit list a (you)
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9ers Broncos broship???
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>>77714542
>Brady
>not elite
>Kaepernick
>successful
both are wrong
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>>77714542
>Kaepernick
>successful
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>>77714551
>No Cam
>No Luke
they'll be fine
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>>77714542
>Aikman
>not great

Brady before Brady
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>>77714542
Solid list if you ignore the b8, Steve Young was an overrated hack.

The 90s will forever be the generation of system QBs
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>>77714300
>Cowboys
>Literally nothing
>16-0
>Cheerio
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>>77714542
>Daeperdick
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>>77714586
>Favre
>system babby
no
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>>77714542
How is Newton not on this list?

hes been a top 5 QB since his rookie year, beaten elite teams in the playoffs and lost a Superbowl to the true GOAT
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>>77714300

>Rams
>O- line
>9-7
>pic related
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>>77714609
Favre was a richer mans Marino, played godly for 5 seasons, slowly regressed with no improvement until retirement

Prove me wrong nostalgia tard
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>>77714647
being a richers mans marino sounds pretty good to me
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Do the 49er's have a real shot at a perfect 0-16 season this year?
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>>77714670
nah they'll probably beat the Rams at least once and possibly the Bears
The Jets on the other hand have a real possibility
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Friendly reminder that no franchise ever recovers from losing to Brady in the owl

Enjoy your eternal 8-8 failcons
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>>77714681
the panthers did
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>>77714542
>[Great/Good]
>Roethlisberger
>Esiason
>McNair
>McNabb

All of these faggots were carried in the playoffs. Their playoff stats are fucking embarrassing. Roethlisberger would be 0-3 without a defense, or rather 0-1 because his fucking team would be nowhere near a superbowl.
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In all seriousness though, the Cowboys look completely unstoppable.
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>>77714702
Trip on tiki
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>>77714694
the 2004 Panthers went 7-9 though
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>>77714694

>one fluke owl trip
>got btfo by Peyton in a wheelchair
>scam newtron regressing faster than black America

Lolno
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>>77714719
they got BTFO by the Broncos defense
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>>77714702
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>>77714712
>Only one Cowboys fan on /sp/ exists

Post your address so I can go fuck you in the ass and show you what's what
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>>77714712
An elder trip such as myself doesn't need to take his trip off. Sorry you are so obsessed with me you gotta name drop me all the time.
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>>77714731
>Game in which neither Romo or Dak was playing

*yawn*
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How do we reclaim the narrative on Kaepernick from BLM?

>5 yards, sacked five times by a 3-13 Bears team
>Torrey Smith was left uncovered by the Rams and Kaepernick didn't recognize it
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>>77714702
Dak and the first team didn't get to 3rd down at all iirc. That's a fucking powerful offense and now our defense is better. Good times are coming
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>>77714744
>>77714732
Samefag
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>>77708320
>mfw the chefs almost drafted this lanky bust last year but elway swooped in and saved >us
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>>77714761
I expect an apology immediately
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=752UJymANBs
Starting to feel a little smug lads
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>>77714712
>>77714761
>>77714756
These are me
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>>77714749

Zeke won't be playing next time either
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>>77708121

I'm a Giants fan and I have no idea who Bowie is. Is he a camp body?
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>you now remember Matt Barkley is playing in the NFL while Kaepernick isn't

Feels good niggas
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>>77714775
>Dak perfect passer rating in preseason without Zeke

*yawn*
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>>77714749

Okay so 30-13
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Fuck John Fox
He is playing trubisky behind a 3rd string offensive line (bears have no depth)
He keeps getting hit hard, he nearly had his head torn off, he got slammed low on his knees.

They wanted to stop the QB contraversy, but THIS is not the way to do it. He is going to get injured bad
>>
>>77714752

Don't bother. He's made himself a martyr and the nigs are buying it hook line and sinker

Critical thinking is beyond these people
>>
Preseason broships???!?!!

JAGUARS - CHARGERS
>>
>>77714792
What if its because Glennon is the better QB for an actual season?
>>
>>77714808
Glennon looked like absolute shit and was getting a ton of time in the pocket
>>
>>77707901
will anyone from the shitami dolshits survive the preseason?
>>
>>77710983
The Eagles aren't the Gints though.
>>
>>77714818
Suh will
>>
Mahomes is such a wildcard mechanically. He really needs to stop those jump passes.
>>
>Pats only weakness is their pass rush
>Seahawks main weakness is their inability to stop a good pass rush

hmmm...
>>
>>77714956

Seachimps will miss the playoffs so it doesn't matter
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night /nfl/
>>
>broncos get to play another fucking game against the Pats at home
>colts don't even play us at all

Why is the NFL protecting these shit franchises?
>>
The 2017-18 Cowboys Checklist:
>Top 10 run D
>Top 12 secondary
>Top 5 offense
>29+ ppg
>11+ wins
>2400+ rushing yards
>1st place in Division
>Playoff win(s)
>6+ probowlers
>a ROTY candidate/winner
>Dez 1100+ yards 10+ touchdowns
>Dak 3600+ yards 30+ touchdowns <9 INTs 67.9+ cmp%
>Taco 7.5+ sacks
>Secondary combines for 14+ interceptions and 70+ defended passes
>>
Aguayo missed a 40 yard field goal
Completely shanked it
>>
>>77715016
is he someone who matters?
>>
>>77715016
SECOND
ROUND
HAHAHA
>Bucc
>>
TAKING ALL OFFERS FOR DC KEN NORTON JR
>>
>>77715027
only if pedro uno (sanchez) fails and napoleon needs his pedro fix
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>>77715029
Its literally impossible to make bucs fans feel bad. Ive been numb for so long. What once was suffering has now turned into a sick joy and humor toward the bucs misfortunes
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Pop Quiz:
>It's Third & Kupp. Who do you throw to?

>Pic related. It's a hint
>>
>>77715041
at least the Buccs are finally getting it together
hopefully
>>
>>77715051
hand off to Gurley
E A S Y
>>
What owl less team would you like to see win it all? Besides the Browns cause if they win it all I think everyone will shitpost this site down to the ground.
>>
>>77715086
Jags
Their new owner is trying to do the right things
>>
>>77715091
>jags
fuck that. maybe if bust bustles is no longer on the team
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>>77715041
>he thinks he knows suffering
>>
>He thought the Cowboys wouldn't win the NFC East again

Oh I am laffin
>>
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>>77715106
At least you have the Sabres
>>
>>77715125
Buffalo sports is nothing but suffering
and they're not even a hateable team
>>
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>>77707901
Unironically better than Lynch.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>77715187
Everyone pretend that they dont watch tape
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>>77715187
Stafford was partying instead of watching tape.
>>
>>77715187
Shows how unprofessional and eternally shit the Lions are.

This is not the sign of a culture that wins this is a culture that loses.
>>
>>77715212
based Stafford
>>
Will trade EJ Manuel for a bag of pistachios!
>>
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>>77715237
But we gotta have dat real nigga qb
>>
>>77715246
Fuck that, he's not even good
>>
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what are the odds the browns are the worst team in the league again this year? i honestly dont want to do this anymore
>>
>>77715315
49ers will be
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>>77715315
Jets
>>
>>77715315
Kizer looks good. Have hope!
>>
>>77715315
That's chorgers.
>>
>>77715315
plot twist, the Bengals will be the worst team
>>
>>77714732
>Indiana
>Brady
The City of Cuckianapolis
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The Colts should have their fucking franchise disbanded for constantly hoarding great QBs, and then completely wasting their careers.
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>>77715449
they didn't waste Peyton's though he wasted it himself
>>
>>77714376
Flowers is solidly entrenched as the left tackle this season....
Giants are still winning the owl but not sure where you got your misinformation
>>
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>>77715477
Well, Cuck rhymes with Luck ... so who is Luck?
>>
>>77715449
Luck just needs to get the fuck out and head for another team
>>
>>77715503
Giants would be lucky to even finish higher than 3rd place in the East
>>
>>77715582
Luck on Texans, Broncos, Vikings would change the league.
>>
>>77715589
Giants will unironically field the best defense in the league
Any semblance of a functional offense and it's a guaranteed Lombardi desu senpai
>>
>>77714952
But they are fun and people will keep making favre comparisons. In 3 quarters on play mahomes has already been more enjoyable to watch than 4 years of smiff
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The Cowboys literally have five 1st rounders on their Oline now.
>>
BOLD PREDICTION:
the fuckin Redskins are gonna come out of nowhere and dominate this year
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Who can stop us?
>>
>>77715682
Rodgers will take you all to the shredder again.
>>
>>77715809
Theyve been shit both games so far. Not sure why you would make such a claim. Their best hope is to beat philly twice and come in 3rd
>>
>>77715870
the Pats have been shit both games too
>>
>raiders look to improve their defense
>hire John pagano in the off season

For what purpose
>>
>>77715870
>unironically judging anything on preseason

Christ.... the pats are 0-2 guess they're missing the playoffs
>>
>>77715886
Secondary help
>>
>>77715682
Unfortunately it looks like Dak has leveled up. By Week 4 everyone will realize he's the best quarterback in the division, and if he doesn't beat the Giants in the first game he'll beat them in the second.
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>>77715915
Lmao, no, not even best pocket QB
>>
>>77715915
>the best quarterback in the division
ummmmmmmmmmm might wanna think about that post again sweetie
>>
>>77715880
>>77715891
Yes and the pats a great team consistently. The skins are shit consistently. To think the skins will do a 180 at the start of the season is unfounded.
>>
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This man is the best QB drafted in the 2017 NFL draft.

Prove me wrong
>>
>>77716081
hi
>>
>>77716081
I think he might be the only rookie qb to not throw an int yet other than >beathard
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>>77716109
trubisky hasnt either
>>
>>77713618
vermont with the patrician taste i see
>>
>>77715837
Remember 2011 when Eli sent your team of destiny home in a one and done? I do
>>
>>77716330
>The Packers became the fourth consecutive team with at least fifteen victories to fail to win the Super Bowl.
and to eli no less holy shit packers are a poop franchise
>>
>>77716237
They elected a socialist to government, they have no taste
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Red pill me on Rex Burkhead. Does he get magic white boi powers from being around Brady?
>>
>>77716714
im talking about their gay porn preferences not their politics
>>
>>77716731
Danny Woodhead jr
>>
>>77708320
He isn't starting lol. Dudes a bust.
>>
>>77708320
romo will save yall don't worry
>>
>>77716731
are the Pats going to go with two receiving backs as their base? White, Lewis, Rex
>>
>>77716081

He'll do it himself once the season starts
>>
Is the two tight end offense going to save the white race?
>>
>>77716081
He's black though
>>
OFFICIAL NFL DIVISION POWER RANKINGS:

1. NFC South
2. AFC West
3. NFC East
4. AFC North

POWER GAP

5. NFC West
.
.
.
127: AFC East
.
.
.
9001: NFC North
.
.
.
90002: AFC South
>>
>>77717338
AFC East and NFC West should be last. Those divisions are embarssments to football
>>
>>77717338

AFC South has more playoff wins in the last 5 years than the NFC Least. Kill yourself Cowfag
>>
Madden 18 is savage
>>
>>77717545
Can you play as Robert Aguayo? He would be perfect for that achievement.
>>
>>77716731

Too slow and adynamic to be an every down back but fits well as a 3rd down/redzone guy since he can catch and block well while being strong enough to gain short yardage.
>>
>>77718054
He's on the Burrs rn, and if he's cut then he'll probably be a free agent in the game
>>
Corey Clement is rising up the depth chart.
Smallwood needs to get healthy if he wants to fend him off.
Eagles
LET"S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/08/20/jets-tell-josh-mccown-after-game-dont-talk/

is Mccown a beta male?
>>
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>>77714300
tits
Secondary/Penalties
10-6, with at least four losses being to the AFCS
pic related
>>
>>77718525

He gets paid 6 mill a year

I'd not talk to the media for 6 mill
>>
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>>77716081
that doesn't look like the goat
>>
>>77714300
aints
secondary and OL
5-11
>>>/a/
>>
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happy birthday to my boy, he's 23 years old today!

say something nice about him
>>
>>77715886
Ken Norton Jr. is genuinely that bad.
>>
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>>77719480
more specifically
>>
>>77719484

> say something nice about him

My team didn't draft him
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>>77719484
at least he can kinda sorta throw a football
>pic related is every bears fan when they traded up to get him
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>>77715168
not even wrong at all
Trev should be starter, Sloter as backup
baka
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what did he mean by this?
>>
>>77720753
who is he
>>
its kinda incredible how bad the raiders defense is
>>
>>77707901
so whose the next 0-16
>>
>>77720764
chris simms with that rag BR
>>
>>77720778
>]

Jets are working their hardest towards it
>>
>>77720778
jests
>>
>>77719484
He must be one hell of an interview.
>>
>>77714300
Dolphins
LB
7-9
>anime
>>
>>77720753
That he has downs.
>>
>>77720753
>bullshit
>possible but unlikely
>possible but unlikely
>>
>>77720900

waifu doesn't have to be 2d
>>
Reminder that the Niners passed on both Brady and Rodgers.
>>
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>>77720900
>dolphins fan doesn't like anime
w-what is this?
>>
>>77713618
>All those southern Republican states searching for BBC

Are republicans the true cucks?
>>
WHO DAT
>>
>>77720976
EY PIERRE YOU GON TO DAT CRAWFISH BOL TOMORR?
>>
>>77713618
Vermont here.

Glad to see were way out in left field
>>
>>77721071
>he doesn't even know what season it is
>>
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How do you stop this?
>>
>>77721220
Blitz all day.
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>>77721235
I don't think so friend
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why the fuck am i still a fan of this shitty ass team?
>>
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>>77721220
>>
>>77720778
>0-16
Browns/Jags aren't fukken around
>>
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why would a team draft a guy at #3 overall who had such shitty mechanics?
>>
>>77721886
>Why would the Jags do a Jags thing?
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>>77718162
Lewis and White are taking the 3rd down spot.
>tfw Gillislee
>tfw DE injuries
>>
Wait. Why is Jaylon Smith behind Sean Lee on the Cowboys depth chart? I thought they were going to try and play both Lee and Smith?
>>
>>77720974

the blacks don't work or do anything so now all they do is sit around smoking blunts and jacking off on their obamaphones.
>>
>>77721220
lockdown dez (ez with any decent corner) and force them to run with broken legs mcfadden

dak is a zeke babby, everybody knows this.
>>
>>77721220

play against any team who's defensive isn't as bad as the colts or cowboys
>>
>>77721886
Name 5 black qbs that are better.
>>
>>77722154
Wilson
Dak
Newton
Winston
Tyrod
>>
>>77722069
>this much damage control

WEW
>>
>>77721220
Are back shoulder fades hard to pull off or something?
>>
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Is there an overall stronger division in the NFL?
>>
>>77721670

>baguars

I feel so sorry for anyone who is a fan of that team
>>
>>77722389
The AFCS.
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>>77714300
iggles
RB OL ST going strictly on preseason performance
10-6 no playoffs (this shit happens to us a lot)
I'm a /m/an of patrician taste
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>>77716081
*blocks your path*
>>
>>77722389
>bucs, saints, Panthers
>strong
>>
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>>77722389
Strongest division in football.
Add a top 20 qb to Denver and you have 3 legitimate SB contenders along with a team that could make the playoffs if injuries didn't fuck them constantly which they already have this season. Chorgers cursed.
>>
>>77722641
>KC
>superbowl contenders

KEK
>>
>>77722064
You're kidding right? Jaylon Smith hasn't played a single down of contact football in over 500 days, at least before last night. Sean Lee is a pro-bowler, and along with Hitchens and Wilson, the Cowboys LB core is easily the strongest unit on their defense.

If you even expected Jaylon to start this year while everyone is healthy, you need to dial back your expections big time. He will be eased in to the rotation. He looked incredibly rusty yesterday.
>>
>>77714300

>Seahawks
>OL and RB and pass rush to a degree
>9-7 OR 11-5 really depends on the team
>my waifu is kill
>>
I like Beathard, but hell never be a starter. He's simply too ugly. I can't think of any good quarterbacks have been that ugly at his age. Even Peyton looked decent when he was young.
>>
>>77713618
>Wisconsin
>circle jerk
>>
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>>77714542
>no Kosar
>>
>>77722794

He's in the "I'm an alcoholic and my daughter does porn" tier.
>>
>>77722678
That's not the point you fucking retard. I said why is he behind SEAN LEE. Not Wilson or Hitchens, who really aren't very good by the way. I thought the whole idea behind drafting Smith was to replace Mcclain (who is gone now anyways) and play ALONGSIDE Lee.
>>
>>77722214
>Newton
>>
>lions produce maximum meme magic last year
>draft a qb that is the son of a literal meme actress

Bob Quinn is going all in on the meme magic, I'm excited
>>
Glennon fucking sucks
>>
>>77722889
>literally everyone knew this except the bears

I wonder how long until Mitch starts
>>
>>77722907
the real question is whether Fox goes before or after Mitch starts
>>
>>77722698
>6'1, 6'0, 5'11
>>
>>77722730
Big Ben is a troll man at every age
>>
>>77722670
They are the only contender in that division, friend.
>>
TYBC
>>
>>77722670
Meme arrows doesn't prove him wrong, retard
>>
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>>77707931
>>77710581
This is the year bros. Getting #7 for #7.
>>
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>>77722730
He's not that bad now that he doesn't look like they shipped him straight from the stone age. His brother is also a successful pop country singer so he gets those sluts in cowboy boots. Not many of them in Cali though.
>>
>>77722641
>>77722641
Broncos have a top 20 Qb though...
>>
>>77723069
lol
>>
>>77710015
San Quentin is looking worse than ever.
>>
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Literally the best rivalries in the NFL. And it's not even close.
>>
Never would've my team would lose to Arizona and LA Rasm
>>
>>77723107
I think AFCN is pretty close.
>>
>>77715338
49ers won't be, they honestly had one of the better off seasons as far as recruiting and draft goes. They have a lot of new young talent on their team. Don't be surprised if they go 6-10 or 7-9 this year. They are taking steps in the right directions and it's not like you can do much worse than 2-14.
>>
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>>77717405
>MFW I forgot I stayed up to watch that trash game
>>
>>77723107
>Literally the best rivalries in the NFL. And it's not even close.


I'll never get the people who are so hellbent on moving the Cowboys out of the East.

I suppose it's because their map autism can't handle it.
>>
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>>77715395
Friendly reminder the Browns have won a playoff game more recently than the Bungals.
>>
>>77722978
Young Ben had that bear mode going desu.
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>>77723231
That game was fun.
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>>77723231
>>
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>>77723231
Never forget
>>
>>77723293
JUST
>>
>>77723314
>>77723293
Burfict mind
>>
>>77723293
>>77723314
BURFICT SEZIN :DDDD
>>
>>77723314
>>77723293
Sheeeeiiiiiittttt
>>
>>77723377
nice double dubs
>>
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So y'all niggas told me Cowboy Dez Bryant was old and shit now. I told y'all my real American(he smartly hates BlackLiesMatter) was still beautiful. And his azz be playing like a new born Rookie.


So y'all made fun of me when I be saying Christian McCaffrey was a Terminator. And best thing at the Combine tryouts. And that betty davis eye God has 2 highlight games.


So I righly called my nigga Trubisky talented and best QB drafted. And y'all said he was shit. Meantime my nigga making the Bears a contender. Y'all nigga's were up DeShaun Watson's ass and he showing he on way to bust.


Y'all niggas also been telling me that Rams Goff was a bust, and that nigga looking like a potential Favre with his hot offense.


Y'all looking like novice Football fans and I be looking like a Hall Of Famer.
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>>77723406
How white are you?
>>
>>77723406
It's preseason. Calm down.
>>
>>77723399
>>77723377

CHECK EM
>>
Anyone who thinks Watson won't be a bust is retarded. No QB with a 45 mph throwing velocity has ever succeeded, it's why his long throw accuracy is so trash. I don't even think he'll have a Smeth like redemption.
If Mahomes fixes his God awful foot work he'll be good. I like Dobbs, seems like acting nice guy but can't see him being anything but a back up same for Peterman.
Trubisky is still an enigma to me. Geoff will become a QB who slides in and out of top 10 QB contention, same with Wentz.
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Most underrated coach in the NFL tbqhwyfamalam

The Cowboys offense just looks so effortless and efficient, like watching Shaq play a pickup game with a bunch of midgets. The talent on defense is wholly underwhelming, but everyone always does their job, and they never miss tackles.

There are just some teams that exude a certain sense of confidence that they'll make the playoffs every year, and this is one of those teams.
>>
>>77723759
>permanent. 500 man
>>
>>77722870

Newton won an MVP, he's obviously better even tho he's a pretty shitty passer he's way better than Bortles will ever be
>>
>>77723220
>we gotta move Washington and NY to the AFC
>there's no other option
>>
>>77723813
Newton on the whole is a decent QB. Newton as a passer is shit though.
>>
>>77723813
>MVP
>anything other than a popularity contest
Pick one.
>>
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>>77722730
>brit
>using appearance to determine worth
don't talk about my qb ever again you gap-toothed mook
>>
What are currently the top 3 NFL stadiums?
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>>77724173
Soldier Field is one.

They've got coyotes on the security force for the parking garage.
>>
Watson is not a good quarterback.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZsbAn7l9uw
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>>77723138
The problem with the AFCN is that every rivalry in that division can really be summed up as Steelers vs everyone else. Same with the Packers and the NFC North. Both those teams unarguably own their divisions.

Cowboys are obviously the most hated and most successful team in the NFC East, but that whole division is pretty successful and has an identity outside of just wanting to beat the Cowboys. Eagles vs Giants is a big rivalry.
>>
Broncos are going to 11-5 and Trevor Siemian will be a Pro Bowler
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>>77724377
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>>77724173
Oakland Coliseum
best views and amenities
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>>77721344
We'll see how true this is week 2 @Denver
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>>77724173
>>77724218
>>77724398


What awesome stadium is this that makes the GOAT look like sweet Jesus?
>>
TAKK ATTACK IS PLAYING TONIGHT BOYYYZZZZZ

GET READY TO WITNESS A FUTURE HOFer
>>
>>77723418


Dont you assume my race and gender liberal tranny white supharmacist. I am a POC/COP( Coloured of the Persons) latino. I know my AficanAmericanVernacular/Ebonics is too fly for y'all since Ebonics was the first language.

And dont be playa hating cause my Football insights be off the hook my nigga
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>>77714300
>raider
>defense interior
>10-6
>elaine from seinfeld is pretty hot
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>>77724622
Is it sad I can't tell if this is satire anymore?
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>>77724625
>Defensive interior
>not CBs
Have you even been watching this pre-season
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>19 days until football actually fucking matters

Jesus Christ this is suffering
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>>77724835
Better appreciate it now because it'll be halfway through the season, then playoffs, then offseason in a flash.

It never slows down.
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>>77724377
Semen is cumming 4 U, /nfl/.
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>>77714300
>Raiders
>Ken Norton Jr.
>10-6
>pic related
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>>77724874
>That few weeks when there's 9001 /cfb/ games then the NFL playoffs
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>>77724173
lambeau
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>>77724173
Invesco Field At Sports Authority Presented By Dick's Sporting Goods At Mile High.
>>
>yfw Bortles gets released as the Jest sign him
>>
Is there a more comfy time than fall bros?
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>>77722389
AFCW has four teams that could compete for an Owl.
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>>77724979
and*
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>>77724992
Don't ever lie about >my Chargers again.
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>>77724992
>YFW Rivers wins the Owl playing in a soccer stadium, retires, then has 5 more kids to celebrate
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I just now realized Blake Bortlel was a top 3 draft pick
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>>77725024
Barring any more injuries, it's quite possible
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>>77725059
>Barring any more injuries

It will happen, that's the problem. Verrett has missed 50% of his games due to injury, for instance.

They're just cursed.
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>>77725026
I wouldn't even be mad at that.

t. Broncs fan
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>>77710581
Steeler bros I agree with the 11-5 and deep playoff run as long as 3 things don't happen.

1. Ben doesn't die
2. Bell doesn't throw a bitch fit/ get caught with drugs/ die
3. We don't play New England in the playoffs
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>>77725118

That nigga LeVeon Bell already fucked up y'all chances with his BS money$ tantrum. Your coach, Big Ben QB, main receiver, and your GM have all called him out for hurting the team and prep. And thats even if he plays 16 games. He will be a drama anchor on the team now
>>
>>77725054
That was during the 2014 draft, and there seems to be a curse around QBs taken in it

>Manzel: flamed out in dramatic fashion
>Bridgewater: flamed out in dramatic fashion
>Bortles: flamed out in dramatic fashion

Is Carr next?
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>>77724173
1. Lambeau
2. Jerryworld
3. Soldier Field

Some people will probably take offense to #2 because it isn't old, but let's be honest, Jerryworld is pretty cool and really fits the character of the Cowboys.

Much better than Yankees new stadium.
>>
>>77724173
>All these answers and only one mentions the Cowboys stadium

Really? Idc how much you hate them, their stadium is fucking top tier.
>>
>>77725280

Carr wasn't 1st round so he might dodge the curse
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>>77725423
It's going to come out Carr raped and murdered a girl in 2004.
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>>77725118
>Stoolers playoff games
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>>77725448
That was ben roethlidberger
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>>77716731
Tom Brady has a passive leadership aura that gives massive bonuses to other white players.
>>
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>>77725529
And people say white privilege isn't real.
>>
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>>77725489
GET OFF ME, HE SAYS.
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>>77708670
The biggest nigger of all time
>>
>>77725590
For you
>>
>>77720950
but they didnt pass on beathard
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Jags will trade for Hundley and go 10-6
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>>77725916
allen>>>>>>>>>>poopley
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>>77725489
Literally a perfect throw.

Tebow should have never been (effectively) kicked out of the NFL.
>>
>>77725951
>first read
>didn't have to adjust

Steelers blew it.
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>tw as a seahawk fag I expect the OL to be complete crap for the entire god damn year
>probably going to get raped by green bay
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>>77725951
He threw as hard he could and it still looked like a he pulled
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>>77725551
>>
>>77726047
How many black players does poo peeland even have?
>>
>>77725951
>Tebow

It was sjw liberal Anti-America Anti-Christian racism. If he was kneeling to hate America and support BlackLiesMatter cop killing terrorist like Kaepernick does, he would have made cover of Time Mag and every liberal news and ESPN outlet defendiing him like Colon Kaepernick.
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>>77726090
At least you have a billion dollars.

Oh wait, that's just your idols.
>>
>>77726047

White is a great under appreciated RB by sports media. But my White nigga going to be Brady's lynchpin now that Blount out of there.
>>
>>77724961
Sponsored by Coors
>>
>>77724878
could he be anymore GOAT
>>
>>77726122

Dis nigga has a cool beard.
>>
>>77726090
it was those LIBERAL TRANNIES who're never had a JOB
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>>77726122
>tfw a tripfrag can't tell when someone is being ironic
>>
>>77726090
Or maybe he was just a bad Qb.
>>
>>77726233

Shiiiieeeeettttt!

Im busting a nut laughing!
>>
>Favre is managing a French football team right now

What the....
>>
>>77726262
>Or maybe he was just a bad Qb.

Im willing to stipulate that. But so is my nigga Colon Kaepernick. And yet one was ridiculed and mocked by all liberal media and Sports shows.


The other is being defended by all liberal media and ESPN daily. To get another job.

Guess who loves America and Jesus, guess who hates America and is a literal Marxist supporting of cop killers...
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w-who dey
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what the fuck are the jags doing?
>>
Has I'm Jimmy done anything noteworthy in Seattle?
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>mfw the ravens win the division and shittsburgh finishes 4th
>>
>>77726463
Nope
>>
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>>77726476
>mfw the ratbirds and the squealers finish tied for fourth.
>>
>>77725280
>Michael Sam: literally flamed out before the draft and then figuratively after
>>
>>77726456
K A E P E R N I C K
>>
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>>77726544
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nALehKtNyY

Can somebody explain to me why that punt at the beginning ended up a turnover ?
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Alshon Jefferey or Edelman as my last keeper in PPR?
>>
>>77726544

>tfw used to think kaepernick was never going to get a job since he sucked ass
>jags may actually need him because he is an upgrade at this point

jaguars are in an eternal hell
>>
>>77726666
SATAN QUADS CONFIRMS EXORCISM NEEDED OH SHIT
>>
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>>77726683
Did somebody say exorcism?
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>>77726666

Checkem my nigga. Quads of Satan like my above nigga said.
>>
>>77726625

49ers player number 29 touched the ball with his body
>>
>>77726653
jeffery cant stay on the field for shit and he has carson intz throwing to him
>>
Fuck the jets
>>
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Fucking neighbor called the cops on my for digging up the ammo I had buried in my back yard. WTF?
>>
>>77727646
Is there a law against digging?
>>
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>when people say CHJ isn't the best corner
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>>77727646
Enjoy the pruno
>>
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>>77727489
I second this
FUCK THE JEST INDEED
>>
>16-20, 160 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT

CAN'T DOOF THE GOOF
>>
You ever notice how the Pats, Packers, and Cowboys can just effortlessly trot out literal whos at QB and they look good?

Matt Cassell, Jimmy G, Matt Flynn, Brett Hundley, Cooper Rush, Dak Prescott, Tom Brady, Tony Romo.

Aaron Rodgers is the only guy who was a 1st round pick.
>>
>>77727646
>burying ammo in your back yard
you are a genuine psychopath
>>
>>77726666
>6666
>ultra hell confirmed
>>
>>77728050

>Cassel
had basically the same 18-1 team around him as Brady did the year before, exposed as shit when he left

>Jimmy G
legit af

>Brady
>GOAT
>>
>>77728148
whoops, didn't mean to greentext GOAT because it's actually true
>>
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Considering how Old Bay is wrong about certain players (Beasely, Fowler), will those guys be elite?
>>
>>77728173
Who is Byron Jones?
>>
>>77726463
Who's Jimmy?
>>
>>77728391
Graham
>>
>>77728420
Graham who?
>>
>>77728032
Goff > Wentz confirmed
>>
>>77728453
>implying
Goff couldn't do shit until KNJ called man on man coverage
>>
>>77728447
Jimmy Graham ...
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>>77728100
Where else would you keep your ammo you no gunz liberal fag
>>
>>77728479
The patriots back up QB?
>>
>>77728481
in your house, you hyper-paranoid freak
>>
>>77728506
>he keeps his ammo in his house

/r9k/ as fuck
>>
>>77728481
If you have a permit why not just have it in the gun loaded ready to go? Gun in locked case?
>>
>>77728529
>hurr /r9k/
better than you ever will be
>>
>>77728173
Beasley and Fowler are shit though
>>
>>77728148
Getting real defensive there. Look at Alex Smith vs Aaron Rodgers and the QBs developed by the Cowboys.

>Romo was a UDFA that came up when the Cowboys hired Bill Parcells after years of futility at that position
>Dak and Rush both low valued QBs in the draft outperforming many QBs drafted ahead of them with Garrett
>Alex Smith was drafted ahead of Rodgers, sucked for years until Jim Harbaugh salvaged his career, who then also developed Kaepernick
>Alex Smith then went to an Andy Reid coached teamed and continues to be decent for them, although Mahomes looks good early, continuing the trend of Reid never being in short supply of QBs looking good for him

Whether a QB succeeds clearly has more to do with who coaches them than their natural talent.
>>
>>77728561
you're shit
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>>77728545
>permit
>>
>>77728545
Because most people have more than 15 rounds of ammo on hand... also what is this permit shit you speak of?
>>
>>77728584
I ain't gettin arrested for shooting some faggot for breaking in my house
>>
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Yfw dem boys win the superb owl
>>
>>77728601
>>77728545
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>
>>77728594
Loaded mags in another locked box?
Also you need a damn permit for certain guns here, and the ccw permit, plus this othwr one I can't remember, I have a 9mm that I bought legally just in case, I had to do the whole 5 day waiting period plus sign some paperwork to get a card.
>CLIPS
>>
>>77716731
Running back is a synonym for Wide Receiver in New England
>>
>>77728633
Ever notice how autistic 2nd amendment cocksuckers are?
>>
>>77728688
Go away child
>>
>>77728321
Byron Jones is a past 1st rounder for the Cowboys who plays a mix of positions in the secondary. I don't exactly what context he's making a comparison to Byron though because he's neither amazing nor bad. He's a slighty better than decent.
>>
>>77728601
SHALL
>>
>>77728664
Why would i lock my gun and ammo in seperate boxes? I keep it loaded in a drawer, a locked away gun wont do you any good if you need to defend yourself from a freedom hating transexual communist like >>77728688
>>
>>77728664
>California
Jesus buddy I feel sorry for you.

>>77728688
How do those bootheels taste, faggot?
>>
>NFL: Goodell has ruled that any allegations of Aaron Rodgers being homosexual will be met with severe punishment
>>
>>77726456

>He doesn't know about Brandon "Elite as fuck" Allen

Kaep shills go away
>>
>>77728762
I'm saying if you have excess mags, like 6 extras or something. I have my extra mags in a small box under my bed, plus 2 more in my closet, the gun itself is under my bed too but it's partially hidden in a box spring, thank the lord I haven't had to use it yet. How do I attach a masterkey to a 9mm btw?
>>77728775
Yup, too much power for those scared of everything
>>77728759
Ok then
>>
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>>77728688

Nigga i am in Canada and Im getting a Beretta92FS, a Walther PPQ, and my baby Mossberg(aka the nigga destroyer) shotty soon.

But here in Cuckanada Trudeau liberal trannies makes you take 2 special courses, provide many references, full medical and criminal check, and then 2 separate licenses. And then have to wait 6 months before can actually take guns home.

But this place is the the next Euroabia/germany/sweden/Islamic Pakistan, BlackLiesMatter...so im getting my guns before the SJW fully banned them.

Y'all Anericans beware liberal trannies dont use the media to take y'all only true protection. They already trying to kill NFL.
>>
>>77728688
I am a left-leaning NRA member. The people who screech about guns are autistic.
>>
New thread when
>>
>>77728916
>>77728899
>i hear anon uses 9mm
>lol his hands must be so tiny
>>
>>77729006
Your mom likes my magnum, oh and my .357 too
>>
>>77729034
>>77729034
>>77729034

New
>>
>>77729024
Rekt >>77729006
>>
>>77729045
>No news
>cowboys
REAL THREAD PLEASE
>>
>>77729006

Nigga, i can shoot the wings of a fly and the dick of a bee off. Plus i got me an old fashion new Colt 45 revolver
>>
>>77729116
actual thread with news
>>
>>77714542
Kelly jumps Marino because both had cannons bit marinos dies out and Kelly had the killer instinct. Grabbed a DTs helmet and headbutts it after a hit that was a second after the whistle and then throws a TD to James lofton. Kelly is better in every aspect than Marino except touch. 1 thing doesn't drop him cocaine dan
>>
>>77715106
I saw your post and knew that you were my nigger.
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