>the swordsman of swansea

>the assassin of abertawe

The kang of England

>the wrecker of west ham

>the liver punch of Liverpool

The Blitzer of Burnley

>The Slayer of Stoke.

>the Hun of Huddersfield

>the best young central midfielder in europe

>>77699609
>the nigger #25353 of manchester

>The Beater of Burnley

>the Crusader of Cambridge
>the Suffocator of Sunderland
>the Lear of Leicester
>the MK48 of Milton Keynes Dons

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>>77699660
kek

The father of my wife's son

>>77699938
Based LTG

>>77699609
>The acid attacker of Arsenal

>the Blitz of London

>>77700536
LOW

>the Annihilator of Albion

The Warrior of Allah

>the slayer of the South Essex

>>77701387
TI3R

>>77702384
FAT FUCK ON YOUTUBE NAMED BOOGIE

the city of (You)

>>77699660
jej

>>77699660

top lol

>>77699938
THIS IS A FUCKIN VIDEO

>>77699609
>The jester of manchester

>>77699938
SALAD DODGER

>The Slaughterer of Stoke

>>77699660
L E L
O
L

>>77699609
>the butcher of burnley

>the kebab mincer of blackpool

The midfielder of Manchester United

>the assassinator of arsenal

the burrower of edinburgh

Serious question lads, why did he look so good against Swansea today but literally went missing against Real Madrid?

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>>77706840


hmmmm really makes Smithers and Mr Burns think

>>77706840
really gets the neurons accelerating

>>77706840
He was only warming up against Madrid, doesn't want them to know his true power level yet.

>>77706840
He's the real receiver of madrid's manhood

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>>77706840
My sides are going out of this universe.

The Zyklon B of Spurs

The distributor of dabs

The real murderer of real madrid

the worlds first dabbing imam

>the nigger of nottingham

>>77699609
Pogba is so black. Like midnight black.

>The Dabber of Derbyshire

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>>77706840

>the midfielder who wouldn't be a first team choice at real clubs like Man City, Chelsea and PSG

>>77717094
he'd get in any team in the world except real madrid

The Sultan of Squawka Stats
The Slayer of Slovakia

The Mercenary
The Masketta Man

>>77717094
lmao