Season Opener.
Starts in 15 bings.
Fellow burgers can see it on FS1
Hello where are the streams?
puligod will score. guaranteed
>>77699401
here's a decent one http://www.ocsstream.info/wolfsburg-vs-borussia-dortmund/
>for me, it's Dortmund
>>77699361
will based gomez start?
Wolfsburg
1 Koen Casteels
17 Felix Uduokhai
31 Robin Knoche
13 Yannick Gerhardt
3 Paul Verhaegh
11 Daniel Didavi
4 Ignacio Camacho
6 Riechedly Bazoer
33 Mario Gomez
32 Kaylen Hinds
16 Jakub Blaszczykowski
SUBSTITUTES
23 Josuha Guilavogui
20 Max Grün
7 Paul-Georges Ntep
10 Yunus Malli
27 Maximilian Arnold
18 Victor Osimhen
9 Landry Dimata
Borussia Dortmund
38 Roman Bürki
5 Marc Bartra
25 Sokratis Papastathopoulos
2 Dan-Axel Zagadou
26 Lukasz Piszczek
8 Nuri Sahin
10 Mario Götze
27 Gonzalo Castro
17 Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
20 Maximilian Philipp
22 Christian Pulisic
SUBSTITUTES
1 Roman Weidenfeller
4 Neven Subotic
23 Shinji Kagawa
36 Ömer Toprak
19 Mahmoud Dahoud
30 Felix Passlack
14 Alexander Isak
IM simulcasting stuttgart and wolfy
>>77699361
Where are my autistic customer subscribers at?
>>77699452
>>77699452
ty yess
puligod and gomez ahh
good morning.
>>77699430
he should have stayed in besiktas. but i can't blame for leaving with the current political climate in turkey and all.
Gotze back from the dead, neat.
>>77699486
waifu
>>77699486
pixie dream girl waifu
Damn, Götze is still chubby as hell.
So how good is this Obama Young I hear so much about?
Who /bvb/ here?
>>77699628
Finally back bois
>game in wolfsburg
>all you hear is dortmund fans
absolutely based
>>77699649
Wow it's almost like most away fans are louder than the home audience. Really makes you think...
Aww yiss, dortmund is back, was about time
>>77699628
mega milk
but minus points for 3d
>>77699644
saved
>>77699628
/pul/igod reporting in
>>77699589
>>77699592
>>77699628
here
Wow Gotze is still a chubby little gerbil
any1 got a better stream than the one already posted?
>>77699754
yes
>>77699754
sure
>>77699754
Stream? Do i have to call the polizei
>>77699671
I always wondered why there are no ultras in epl. You never hear fans there at all.
SOILED IT
>"No more milk for you, Anon. Until you install Gentoo."
oh shi- what do?
Can someone give me a rundown of this faggot dembele, i know hes acting like a dumbass but why?
>>77699897
just pure greed.
>>77699897
Wants to leave to Barca
Bvb being difficult in negotiations
>"Wäre, wäre, Fahrradkette..."
>t. Loddar
>>77699897
Because Dortmund refuses to let him go to Barca unless the spics pay the right price.
Unprofessional little shit.
>>77699906
>being difficult
Barcelona are being lowballing fucktards.
>>77699906
>>77699903
Thats a free €90m, id sell that douche for some more young players. So many in ajax i bet bosz wants
>Castro
>>77699906
>Bvb being difficult in negotiations
No, Barca is being difficult. They have the money that Dortmund is asking for, they absolutely have to recruit talent ASAP both to make a statement and to compensate Nerman's departure, yet they keep trying to lower the price.
>>77699853
>100 hours of configuring bullshit for some titty milk
hmmm....nah no thank you titty monster
>>77699931
they will def sell him but they wait a little longer shortyl before the transfer windows closes...
right now they want 150 m barca only wants to pay 90m upfront and 30m in bonus... in the end it will be something around 110-120m + 30m bonus
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PULISIC!!!
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Wheres is he going next summer lads?
>>77699970
>>77699971
>tfw stream is like 2 minutes behind
USA USA USA USA
>>77699989
to the ballon d'or ceremony
Chicharito > pulisic
>>77699403
I FUCKING TOLD YOU!!!
USA! USA! USA!
pulisic to bayern any when?
>>77699989
Liverpool, la
>sell dembele for 130m €
>already have a better player as a replacement waiting
>>77700018
>those digits
FUGG
>>77699989
Bayern
WTF I LOVE BARTRA NOW
BARTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
HOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYY SHIEEEEEET
RAINING GOALS LA
BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA
BARTRA!!!
>video assist
w-what
wolfsburg BTFO
>Lolfsburg
Aren't they relegation fodder nowadays?
5-1 INCOMING
dubs for 5-0
>>77700077
What what? This season has video ref.
webm of goals?
where are the webms of the bvb goals lads?
>>77700138
That's new right? Never seen it
>>77699802
more like this pls
Gotze >>>>> Dembele
>>77700146
https://twitter.com/foxsoccer/status/898906920148361217
Puligod
WHERE IS THE WHORE POSTER?
HE NEEDS TO START POSTING THAT WHORE SO I CAN TELL HIM TO STOP POSTING THAT WHORE!
Dubs and 5-1 with Burki going super saiyan in the 2nd half
>>77700154
Yeah, new as of the supercup.
Zagadou's making Wolfsburg look like mugs at times. Not too bad for a makeshift LB.
>>77700196
best girl
>>77700196
Definitely best girl.
>>77700181
>tfw no veejay poster
>tfw no kemme poster
>tfw no leipzig troll
is /bundess/ dying slowly
>>77700232
>no cancerous posters
good
who here unironically want leipzig to do good to piss off tradition babies
>>77700241
>no cancerous posters
>no posters
>good
>t. Johannes
Germans I don't watch bvb. Is pulsing actually good?
>>77700232
where's the dane
This commentator is trying to make Uduokhai sound as close to Uruk Hai as he can.
>>77700262
hes puligod, he scored a banger fellow burger
>>77700259
I kinda want Lepizig to do good and Bayern to fall into crisis so we can have an actual fight for the 1st place in the league.
>>77700259
me but also because Timo Werner is /our guy/
40 minutes in and I finally realized that Błaszczykowski is playing, great game walfsburg
>>77700264
she's never in match threads
>has Malli
>has max arnold
>both not starting
Are wolfsburg delibrately trying to suck?
>>77700308
RIP Kuba
>>77700308
HOWEVER
>>77700329
isn't on /bundes/ (or the closest thing there is to that atm) either
>>77700308
>41 minutes and Kuba already down
kek
>>77700146
>>77700143
pulisic goal
>>77700308
*was playing
>>77700359
pls don't kek at this, Kuba is one of the last non-faggy footballers we have.
>dribbles out
Lmao
>>77700365
you da real MVP
>>77700399
sorry. I am a shareholder and always liked Kuba. Still like him. Of course I feel bad for him but the situation was kinda funny.
>>77700262
he is
>>77700365
How many millions is he worth ? I do say 70mil.
>>77700399
>>77700426
>>77700428
>literally watched his dad stab his mum to death
>good catholic boy
:'-)
>>77700365
breddy nice goal
>>77700437
70mil for spanish teams. About 150 for teams of the PL
>>77700448
Bartra's goal was better though I think, considering hes a defender
>>77700443
what a good lad
>>77700262
this season will show if hes just 'good' or has potential to be world class. Considering his age he definitely is a great player already. Already best player america has imo.
>>77700479
>blocks your path
>>77700443
>>77700468
Genuinely confused how you can watch something like that and come out religious. I question god's existence when I hit too many red lights on the way to work.
Bartra goal
https://my.mixtape.moe/xtgvxo.mp4
>>77700510
I didnt know kobe bryant plays football now
>>77700558
that's just fat m8
>>77700437
I would have said 40 million. but he keeps raising his stock
>>77700465
it really was
>>77700558
over here la
>>77700627
yes. more
>>77700521
>>77700569
>>77700465
his technik was brilliant, sure, but he had space and time, I dont think bartra could have found the gap between two defenders while moving towards them and shoot it past the goalkeeper from ~13m like pulisic did.
>>77700640
>mfw this guy came from Barca and cost 8m and Dortmund actually manage to sell Dembele for 150m
>>77700513
Kuba probably uses "God" to fill in the emptiness he most likely has in his heart. To him, God is a coping mechanism. God's more like a benefactor to you so you get angry when things go like shit for you. You can cope without a supremely loving invisible being so it's easier for you, but for a guy like Kuba God's truly a heart in a heartless world. Kick the legs off his God and...that'll really fuck him up.
>>77700558
Thicc gentle loving caring femdom MILFs are the fetish of the enlightened man.
Where did Modeste go? France?
>>77700608
>>77700676
taiwanese mainland la
>>77700696
>chink money meme
>mr. brightside playing in the stadium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
>>77700676
china duh!
>>77700724
Heard that, pretty cool touch germanos
Noice goal in Berlin!
>>77700724
>Brandon Flowers got cucked twice by Eric Roberts in his videos
What do you think about cosplay/weeb chicks?
>thiccfags
might actually be worse than trapfags and footfags
IT WAS ONLY A KISS
>>77700365
DIRTY
>>77700764
>chicks
>>77700794
>>77700764
>>77700730
Half time is OVER
>>77700797
see >>77700794
>>77700794
How can u be fat with small tits. Genetic shit, utter subhuman
>>77700758
Miss Atomic Bomb has such an A E S T H E T I C music video.
>>77700764
Me gusta!
>Best guess for this image: Big Beautiful Woman
Sauce me senpai.
>>77700558
Disgusting
>>77700764
>cosplayer is a thicc woman cosplaying as Velma
People need to read her bio.
>>77700764
>Fat with small boobs
This girl is extremly disgusting bodywise.
>>77700840
I bet you wish you'd have small tits too fatfuck.
>>77700007
isn't that in January?
if an american ever wins the balloon door... lmao
>>77700849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qok9Ialei4c
>>77700828
tbf it looks like a fat man with a vagoo
When the f*ck is Donis getting subbed in to save the day for Stuttgart?
Also, why the hell are Augsburg selling one of their best players in the last two seasons, Stafylidis? They going for 4,5 mill. I m pretty sure another season could upgrade his price.
>>77700926
Augsburg don't have enough shekels, they are a dumpster fire at the moment and probably favorites for relegation, not surprising if players want to leave.
Jesus Christ, Golfsburg is doing absolutely nothing.
>wolfsburg finishing their shots worse than Germans can finish a race
i'm not surprised the most boring league went complete flatline and started using VAR. rb leipzig and dortmund are the only teams worth watching. i'll tune into a bayern match from time to time when i want to see a soul crushing slaughter.
>>77700983
Since Gomez's shot they've been chasing the ball, and losing it straight away whenever they get it.
>>77700978
Damn that team reached the Europa Quarter finals just 2 seasons ago.
>>77700915
This girl is much better. Would suck her tits
>>77700673
>Thicc gentle loving caring MILFs
gudd taste m8
OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA
Why is Puligod so good?
>obamas
AUBAMEYANG!!!
>Peter Emmerich Obermayer scoring like last season
Aubaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
1 GOAL, 1 ASSIST
1 GOAL, 1 ASSIST
1 GOAL, 1 ASSIST
1 GOAL, 1 ASSIST
BVB Gonna wipe them kek
WYD I LOVE OBAMA
>Puligod to Obama
Is America the Goat Soccer land?
PULIGOD
great assist by pulisic.
>>77701046
gentle femdom is the fetish of the man of culture
>>77701068
>Aubameyang linking up well and poaching goals
Impressive
Thanks Obama.
I feel like they play way more stable whenever Dembele is not playing.
>>77701096
because dembele doesnt know what to do with the ball most of the time, besides put it in the box for obama
>>77701096
Isnt that consequence of dropping Tuchels autistic approach to tactics?
webm
>>77701119
dembe is a mite too selfish
that's why he should stay here and learn to play as a team, not get front row seats to barcelona on the bench
How does PuliGOAT do it lads?
>sahin ded
6 month out
>>77701157
Veggie burgers /bro/
This isn't even Dirtmund's first team, is it?
>wolfsburg
where did it all go wrong?
>>77701092
and milfeet of course
>>77701184
No Weigl, Zagadou is their third choice LB, since he isn't even really a LB, no Dembele and no Reus. Though with the way Pulisic has played today, I don't even know if Dembele would start over him.
Hey lads. Is it true that German women let you shit on their mouths? It is for a school project
>>77701185
De Bruyne
Offside kek
>>77701157
a healthy diet of burgers
>>77701126
Nah, the season before they were extremely stable and you can't argue with Tuchels results. Dembele is nice to watch but also a huge risk factor to me. You could tell Tuchel tried to reel him in a little.
>>77701206
Especially if its on politics i hear
>>77701191
:3
Mario deserved that goal wtf.
All this new German players from Dortmund's academy look French.
>>77701214
I know they were well organized but lacked a little flexibility. Shots from distance for example were almost never tried.
>>77701206
sorry pedro it's the girls who do the shitting. If you're not into it, you better fuck off.
>>77701202
Zagadou too
>Burki making yet another aesthetic save against Golf
>>77701184
It is literally their A team. WIth Pulisic either taking Dembele's place or someone else comming. Probably the first.
>>77701248
But is their poo consistent or fluid? I can't take a liquid shit lad
>>77701252
No Weigl, Reus (well, he's injured all the time though) or Dembele. I think Dahoud's planned to start ahead of Sahin.
Pulisic looks like Asensio without the shooting
>>77701252
It isn't, m8. Guerreiro and Schmelzer would both start at LB, Reus would start over Philipp, Weigl would start over Sahin.
>>77701269
I dont think any of Dahoud-Sahin have different in their level. Both good players with nothing more apart from that. Won't dominate a midfield on their own, if it weren't for flexible wingers who literally never stay stable, and help them to keep possession.
As for Left Back, who s gonna be the A choice?
Reus would have been the OZIL tht never was if he wasnt made of glass
imagine the GOAT 10
>>77701304
Reus is a pussy. If he was so good he would have won against Madrid in 2014. He choked
Is Alex Isak playing?
>>77701304
Reus and Ozil aren't remotely similar playstyle-wise.
>>77701269
>I think Dahoud's planned to start ahead of Sahin
Weigl would start ahead of Sahin. Dahoud is probably going to get into an open battle with Castro.
>>77701304
Reus - Ozil - Draxler is the current attack of die Mannschaft?
>>77701304
reus is shit
>>77701328
>Dahoud is probably going to get into an open battle with Castro
Shouldn't be much of a battle unless Dahoud is really overrated, Castro is shit against anything that isn't bottom feeder.
>>77701327
ozil started the same playstyle as reus, then went Real and became shit
realistically how long until pulisic is officially recognized as GOAT? 5 years?
>>77701331
probably, but i think Löw will play Müller over Özil
Thank you BVB for giving an American a chance on your team like this. I never in my life thought I'd see one of our own have so much potential and have the chance to play on such a stage. Brings a tear to my eyes almost.
>>77701375
yeah
>>77701304
maybe this is his year
>>77701322
No, he's on the bench though. Could be the third sub.
>>77701379
he's not the only talented burger
Tillman, Wood, Brooks, etc. look promising too
>>77701375
Sad to say but if he continues to grow he'll end up moving to a bigger club or at least one that pays higher wages. Once he's there, most people will notice him.
>>77701379
:3
>>77701151
I think he was going for the goal there
>>77701375
after the 2022 world cup where he brings freedom to the middle east
>Edin Dzeko wir vermissen dich
BASED VIDEO ASSISTANCE
good game gentlemen
On to the next one
>>77701501
I'm still getting used to it
>>77701577
>worst anime girl ever drawn
>american shareholder
>dirtmumd
it's perfect
Oi, when did Kagawa get on the pitch? I was busy making pizza.
>>77701628
you're so mad.
go kill the guy that made it
>>77701657
the last 8 minutes
1st.
I wonder how long it will take Buyern this time to win the league.
>>77701628 pic related?
gonna go sleep, g'night folks
Its over. Dortmund wins the league this season.
3 assist from pulisic congrats
>>77701766
its been a long time coming
>>77700529
He could have. He grew up playing it while his dad played basketball in Italy.