BUNDES LIGA

>>77675834

>>77697531
That's not a Bundesliga thread, you fucking general loving cunt.

>>77697790
the last bundesliga threads were autosaged

>>77697990
Maybe because you fucking shitheads constantly abuse it as a chatroom.

>>77698041
the mods even deleted match threads

mods are fat and smell like shit

>>77698066
>the mods
Listen, it's one German mod pulling all this shit.
He's also the one usually deleting the bears threads.
I'm not sure if it is kazisho.tumblr.com or possibly even Johannes.

1st for Pulisic

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BARCELONA COMING FOR PULIGOAT NEXT LADS

lets go bois

>Germanoclaps
ugh

*claps*

HAMBURG WILL WIN THE LEAGUE

rip in piss müller

ahahaha
>getting injured during your celebration

>tearing your ACL while celebrating
When will HSVlets learn?

>Buschmann
>Dahlmann
Sky has really jumped the shark.

U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A

He llo bundesu

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>HSV

>>77701107
see here
>>77700999

>>77701122
fuck off

*fucks off*

what a fucking goal
based Hoffe

>>77701107

kek

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Are you ready for the Sportschau lads?

Hi, by how much will >Schalke lose today?

Is the year that Forsberg wins the bundesliga for Leipzig?

THE AGE OF CUSTOMERS IS OVER. THE AGE OF SHAREHOLDERS IS ABOUT TO BEHIN.

>>77701918
ugh

I'll watch the >Schalke match

>>77699868
this, they keep making these baffling bad decisions

>>77699868

>not liking based Buschi as a commentator

>>77701998
SHAREHOLDERS WERE YESTERDAY, NOW THE CONSUMER STANDS READY TO LEAD /BUNDES/ INTO AN ERA OF TAURIN AND LEMONADE MONEY

>Sky now also have a long-haired social-media faggot

did they straight up copy that from Ran Football?

>>77702097
>we want the 12 year old customer crowd
>Say no more

Pea x 2

>>77702129
they needed someone like him yesterday

>>77702193
*leverkusen

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So when are you gonna apologize? Our big boy played for an entire hour today.

>never like Soccer
>Turn on fs1
>leave the dortmund game on while I make breakfast
>It's actually good
>they're actually trying to score constantly not just play keepaway
Lads I may become a bundesfag

>>77702215
played pretty solid too

>>77702777
are you a shareholder?

>>77702777
71% possession too. Pretty impressive away from home, even if Wolfsburg sat off the ball too much.

Time for the >SCHALKE

TIME FOR RB FUCKING LEIPZIG

I rate both Tedesco and RBL. should be gud.

>dumbers

>>77702878
GO FUCK YOURSELF
RBL YES

>>77702795
I don't follow, complete soccer newfag here short of some WCs and a few classicos

>Germanoclaps again
fucking hell

>Das Herz eines Kumpels schlägt für Tradition

the tradition of 0 championships?

>>77702922
What was the rest? I only saw "für euch".

this pressing makes me horny

>>77702878
I'm not Numbers but I like her cakes

>BFC Dynamo Berlin
*twitch*

>Harit
>Santo
>Konoplyanka
nice "we didn't even care" attack

>>77703024
Hertha BSC Berlin

Who has the biggest penis in the Bundesliga?

>>77703174
D A Y O T

>>77703174
Tabea Kemme

>>77698041

to be fair some of the other generals do it as well

Naby running rampant

this game is being broadcasted here for some reason
redpill me on schalke

>>77703174
Schürrle

>>77702892

people can buy stock shares from the dortmund club so the fans are called shareholders.

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>>77703273
>schalke

>>77703273
definition of a meme

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>>77703273

>>77703273

they are dortmunds rival, and they were hitlers teams

>>77703174
wasn't there a webm of Kehl getting pulled his shorts aside and revealing his scglong?

nigga was hung as fuck

>>77703306
is this the famed bear mode?

>>77703306
>>77703308
>>77703322
>>77703336
hmmmm I see
so they're /ourguys/

>>77703336
>they were hitlers teams
No they had fucking Poles leading the Schalker Kreisel. Furthermore, Hitler didn't care about football

Leipzig looking really good desu

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>>77703273

They are even a bigger joke than Neverkusen.

>Goretzdive
hurensohn imo

>>77703301
>anon keeps spamming customer at every bayern fan
>bayern fans get mad
>m-muh shareholders. b-btfo

>>77703363

I know but its a myth I heard that I'm going to push

>>77703414
yeah it's forced as fuck

>>77703301
That's cool, there's only one US sports team that does that. Is it common in Bundes? I am not a shareholder, nor would I become one unless I got really into it. If these games are on saturday morning and afternoon I will keep watching though, they're great hangover television.

>>77703414
>t. aktionär

>>77703273

Schalke are the Philadelphia Eagles of the Bundesliga

never won a championship, "working-class" fanbase, often the joke of the league

>the city of GE IT-555

>that durchsage
my sides

>>77703419
Hitler didn't even like football that much. The only game that he ever watched was at the 1936 Olympics, when Germany lost to Norway. This made him so butthurt that he stormed out of the stadium and never watched another game.

>Schalke getting back at Werner by constantly diving
creative

nice save

>>77703468
sounds like a myth like Hitler hating jesse owens.

>di snato

>Naby outplaying 4 Schlackers
>gets fouled, not called
german referees

ERA PENAAAAAAAALL

ahahaha
Di Santo really getting back at Werner now

PENLANTY

OH BLAU WEISS WIE LIEB ICH DICH OH BLAU WEISS WIE LIEB ICH DICH OH BLAU WEISS WIE LIEB ICH DICH OH BLAU WEISS WIE LIEB ICH DICH OH BLAU WEISS WIE LIEB ICH DICH OH BLAU WEISS WIE LIEB ICH DICH OH BLAU WEISS WIE LIEB ICH DICH OH BLAU WEISS WIE LIEB ICH DICH OH BLAU WEISS WIE LIEB ICH DICH OH BLAU WEISS WIE LIEB ICH DICH OH BLAU WEISS WIE LIEB ICH DICH OH BLAU WEISS WIE LIEB ICH DICH

BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB BENTALEB

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>>77703701
Time for Bibi to step up

Why do they have an 04 in their logo?

CONSUMERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW

>dumbers

>>77703817

founded in 1904

>>77703817
founded in 2004

>>77703817
founded in 1804

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reminder

>>77703887
>>/reddit/

Hasenhüttl got blacked.com.

are Red Bull finished?

>falling for the strong black defender meme

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>>77703887
t. shareholder

If Leipzig are consumers, what are Schalke 04 fans then?

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>>77703887

>>77703929
NEETs

>>77703929
miners

*farts*

>>77703954
no

>>77703959
And since it's half time, this js a Middelfart, hahaha

>>77703856
>>77703864
>>77703884
lyl

DEUTSCHLAND *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* DEUTSCHLAND *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* DEUTSCHLAND *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* DEUTSCHLAND *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* DEUTSCHLAND *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*

>>77703915
wow, horrible call

>>77703929
just alcoholics

no sound on sky right now?

>>77703915
>VAR will help referees to make less mistakes
:)

>>77704005
>people pay for this

>>77704005
Their sound earlier was fucking up too

>>77704021
yes, i have a steady employment and can afford to pay for it.

>>77703915
era penal desu

>>77703814
Based Bibi deserved to be promoted a long time ago.

>>77703915
why is howe benched?

ECM doing well for Stoke

>>77703915
>scoreboard already showing 1-0

Hmm

>>77704071
i didn't even realize he isn't playing in the bundes anymore

Forsberg in
Halstenberg out

>>77702859
He is dressed like a poor man's Guardiola.

>>77704106
I thought a better team than Stoke would have signed him

Why does Upamecano still gets to play the 2nd half?

>>77704071
based Schokopudding

>>77704160
The real question is why Laimer still gets to play.

>Benno Schmitz, Halstenberg and Upamecano in the CL
wew

Genuinely only just realised Hinds started for Wolfsburg today.

Who will crumble first this season? Schalke or Arseanal?

>>77704200
is he good?

Also: STK 1 - 0 ARS
wew

>>77704214
Stoke just took the lead against Arsenal

>>77704214
Your mother

>>77703440

Its not that common to my knowledge. And unlike the packers stock you can actually buy, sell, and trade the stock dortmund offers

Lmao at the guy getting shot

>>77704214
Schalke will be in the top 4 unironically

>>77703440
a couple of months ago a dortmund shareholder bought loads of put options and attacked the team bus with a bomb in order to manipulate the stock price

>Video Assisted Rigging

>>77704318
lmao what a madman

>>77704322
Yea this shit seems retarded. It should be challenge based from the coaches (and every goal should be reviewed)

Hello lads, how played Vidal yesterday? I haven't seen any match of him on the preseason and in worried that he could be out of form to our match against Paraguay.

>>77704486
It should not fucking exist at all, you dumb American cunt.

>>77704499
nothing special but solid

>>77704486
> It should be challenge based from the coaches

yeah

>(and every goal should be reviewed)

they are

>>77704506
>t. imo werner

wew

>>77697197
How do you pronounce the 'ch' sound in German? I can't fucking get it right

1. Schalke
2. HSV
3. Hoffenheim

Blue teams will win this season

>>77704602
The sound you make when snoring.

>>77704602
like a weak snore

>Sperren ohne Ball
yeah, why call that

KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER KONO KONTER

SCHALKE

No worries, die Bullen still got this.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>>77704750
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD

whatever, back to being a customer

KENNST DU DEN MYTHOS VOM SCHALKER MARKT

EKLAHCS<

I am a Hoffenheim fan now. Never even liked RB Leipzig.

BRAUSE RONNY ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>Niggamecano
Wow such a progressive and tolerant starting line-up by Leipzig. That will be -3 points. Thanks for your visit.

we amerigga now

>>77704848
Thanks

>buy more meme negros
>lose against >Schalke
Hmmmmm

>be red bull
>sign black bull
>lose


nice save btw

COME ON RB

>>77704848
Thank you for your service.

harehuttle VERY ANGERY

Is tedesco, dare I say, the GOaT manager?

>>77703929
Scousers

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>schalke

>Bunnyshedl exposed

Feels like 90% of players are black these days. America is everywhere.

Thinking about joining the /sip/ bois 2017

>>77705056
More like cuckshedl

thats a cute bear on the sideline adverts

what happened to red bull?

>>77705336
brausevergiftung

>>77705117

because modern football tactics favour pacy wingers

lmao, whats the name of the >schalke mascot?

>>77705411

erwin

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""Experten"" ""Team""

>>77705411
that little guy with the huge nose? domenico tedesco

>>77705449
>these meme uniforms
>loddar doing the merkel
>metzelder realising he played for real madrid once
>calli fused with his seat looking like the space jockey from alien
>some of these meme women with cheaply dyed blonde hair that sky has a neverending supply of

money well spent

>>77705462
kek

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>>77705449

do you think Calli has one of those fat people office chairs?

>>77705449

i like Calli and Metze

lothar can fuck off though

they should get based Ottmar Hitzfeld again instead of Lothar and it would be a great commentating team

>>77705449
Metzelder got a nice hair transplant

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>>77705449

I am sure there are specialised sweatshops in Bangladesh just to make cheap clothing for Calli.

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>>77705511
>calli fused with his seat looking like the space jockey from alien

fucking hell that made me laugh anon

just watched Alien again last night

>>77705575
Hitzfeld is boring af.

Only good German pundit is Kehl. All others are shit.

Hamburg sport club!

>>77705613
I like Jens Lehmann cause he's so insufferably arrogant and jaded and is always making people uncomfortable to the point where it gets close to escalating the situation

>>77705638

delicious

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>>77705511
Only faggot from Sky I actually recognize is this guy because he worked for Giga once.

>>77705645
I think he's the worst. You can tell he doesn't follow any games, doesn't know shit about the players and just goes into the studio and does his 90min to collect some money.

>>77705645
Proofs?

Also is Arsenal the Schalke of England?

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you better APOLOGIZE early

>>77705794
Schalke are the Liverpool of Germany, only that their golden times aren't 30 years in the past but more like 70. The Arsenal of Germany would probably be Leverkusen, only that Leverkusen have never really won anything.

>>77705908
they won one DFB-Pokal and one Europa-Pokal tho

>>77705908

i thought dortmund is the liverpool of germany?

>>77705953
Didn't they win the Uefa-Cup twice? That's better than Arsenal, I think, but Arsenal won the league.

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>Born in Italy to Italian parents.
>Called Tedescho.

Why are Italians doing this? There is nobody called Italiener in Germany either. Are they mocking us?

>>77705967

why would they be? they've actually won something in the last 25 years

Reminder: Schalke is ebin

>>77706024

>Francoise Hollande
>is actually french

really makes you think

>>77706024
Venetian jews were split into three groups, one of them being ashkenazi from German parts of the empire. They were called Tedescis or somethibg by the mediterranean jews in Venice.
Judging by his nose he's probably one of those.

>>77706072

No wonder they didn't reelect the fraud, despite him having the much hotter first lady.

>>77706179

Droping some proper nowledge. Thanks desu!

aaaaahhh yes

easy win for schalke, as usual

consumers are soooooooooooooooooo mad right now

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>yfw this bundes season will be decided between dortmund and schalke

>>77706252
>Leipzig fighting Wolfsburg for the relegation play-off spot
Yes please

>>77705908
2001 never forget

did denmark already commit suicide? lmao

>anime

>>77705701
jesus, giga really has fallen, huh?

>>77706024
because germans were kangz in italy for centuries, so there were lots of germans who went down there, italians on the other hand didn't come to germany

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>>77706436
>italians on the other hand didn't come to germany

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>>77707188

>>77707388
Why did people make green statues?

>>77698416
>Dembelgoat and Pulisgod next to Messiah
Cumming

>>77707430
statue is made out of copper sheets

when copper oxidates the corrosion forms a green coloured layer on the copper

>>77707520
Thank you

B I B I

>>77707188
those were Romans

interestingly the last name Römer exists ... really makes you think

Based Bibi at Sportstudio.

*clap*

>>77698180
doesn't matter. he is a cunt regardless.

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>All of players standing in the way of Pulisic becoming a full time starter keep """conveniently""" getting injured or being given terrible advice to hold out and ruin their standing with the club

"Yeah Ous, buddy, you should totally skip out on practice. They'll have no choice but to trade you to Barca"

>>77708043
It's pretty obviously Barcelona telling him to try it. No coincidence both him and Coutinho are trying to force through a move using similar methods.

>>77708043
i got the feeling dembelel will do as good at barca as götze did at buyern.

>>77708067
If anything this shit forces Dortmund to stand more firm.

Is Bibi /our girl/?

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Annika is

>bibi
>girl
lmao

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>>77708264
>posting worst annica

>>77708186
Both Liverpool and BVB would be absolutely retarded to lower their initial asking prices even a little because of the precedent it sets by letting players dictate the terms of their transfer by acting like cunts.

You don't sacrifice long term business strategy for short term finacial gain ever.

>>77708278
Ha ha ha well memed Sören. Now back to your traps, faggot.

god damn she is awful

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ugh desu

>>77708579
piercing or moustache?

>>77708400
traps are hotter than that thing desu

>>77708593
neither. mole

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>>77708638

>>77708316
Hnnnnng

damn

sportstudio got so fucking cringeworthy over the years

>>77709025
yeah I watched it only for the faps today. I hate this numale host.

How do u pronounce S.chalke

>>77709377
schalke is pronounced exactly how you write it, you fat baka

rude

>>77709377
It's pronounced Schalke

>>77708579
>you now realize what amounts of paint the average woman needs to apply to their face to look somewhat attractive

3DPD

Shit matchday so far....

Goooooood night

Based Leckie lads

>>77711212
No

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I want amerifats to leaves bundes

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>>77714334
BAS POST! You should not hold this opinion. We bring forth quality posts and we have blessed you with the best young talent in all of Germany. Please be respectful

>>77714334
Hast du dich jetzt beruhig, Andreas?

>>77714580
Bas post rhymes with bas Dost

Gooooood morning

>>77715452
Hello

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>find out Sky won't show every match

The Jews won.
Rolando_The_Jews_did_it.webm

>>77715105
this

I really like the OP image btw

>>77714334
I want you to leave bundes, Sören.

>>77708579
>>77711080
HD was a mistake

If you really want Sören to leave, you just need to insult berlin.

>>77716147
that will trigger him doe

>Müller has torn his ACL while celebrating and is out for 7 months

Just HSV things. At lesst he will be back for the relegation games.

>>77716147
we all remember how that ended

>>77716172
it was clear
they can sell him to Wolfsburg now

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>>77716172
HSV getting HSV things done early this season.

>>77716172
KEK

>>77716172
>tore his acl celebrating a goal
is he >Schalke personified?

aki at wontorra's talk

https://sport.sky.de/sky-sport-news-hd

If this notbundes hits autosage we claim the Bibi thread >>77713407

who's up for doppelpass?

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>>77716281
WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN

>>77716286
okay

>>77716300
guy in blue jacket is deleting his hopes

>>77716299
>2017
>still watching DoPa
ugh

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Hello. I couldn't watch the games yesterday, but I just read about the Müller thing.
Thanks for brighten up my day HIV :)

>loosing your best scorer for 7 months after 8min
relegation confirmed for HSV this season?

>>77716819

>>77716300
Thx! Fucking Bundesliga has taken down every youtube video of it, and it's impossable to find it anywhere.

I've injured my knees 7 times so that almost hurt me. Never understood morons who celebrate that much, or do the sliding knee.

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friendly reminder to join the /bundes/ comunio group

Kühne will buy a replacement leg... maybe even with a player attached to it

why is nürnberg sudenly good

>HSV grinds out a victory
>they can defer relegation for another year
Sad

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>>77717246
Imagine how humiliating it must be to be the HSV sporting director. Crawling back to your suga daddy days after he shittalked you and your work.
>"Hey Daddy can you give me some money? I need to buy stuff"
>Again? How much is it this time? Oh I don't care. But you you have to get on you knees and beg for it.
>"pretty please daddy...."
>"Here, take the money and leave. .... You disgust me, you know that!"

all memes aside I can actually see Hamburg getting relegated this season because there are no more one-season wonders like Darmstadt, Ingolstadt. I think Freiburg will get relegated too, but it's just a feeling.

>>77717316
Augsburg and Mainz are shit, too

>„Wir haben uns Donnerstag vor einer Woche mit den Vertretern des FC Barcelona getroffen. Das gebietet der Respekt vor einem - wie ich damals noch glaubte - großen und seriösen Klub. Wir haben denen gesagt, was wir haben wollen. Ich rede nicht über Zahlen, es ist aber nicht die Summe, die überall geschrieben wird. Wir sind ergebnislos und mit großer Lücke auseinander gegangen“, so Watzke im TV-Talk.
>
„Er tanzt uns nicht auf der Nase herum, er hat seine Arbeit verweigert. Das ist eine neue Qualität. Man muss aber den zeitlichen Ablauf sehen. Donnerstag scheitern die Verhandlungen. Freitag kommt er dann völlig überraschend nicht zum Training. Glauben Sie allen Ernstes, dass ein 20-Jähriger nicht zum Training kommt ohne das Wohlwollen des anderen Klubs. Niemals im Leben. Ous ist ein großer Fußballer, aber mit Sicherheit noch kein fertiger Mensch“
>Die Wahrscheinlichkeit, dass Barcelona die BVB-Forderungen erfüllt und Dembélé noch wechselt, schätzte Watzke „auf unter 50 Prozent“: „Wir können das ganze Thema dramatisch vereinfachen. Es gibt zwei Optionen. Entweder Barcelona zahlt die Summe, die wir fordern. Von dieser rücken wir keinen Cent ab, wir verhandeln nicht. Wird diese Forderung zeitnah erfüllt, gibt es diesen Transfer. Das muss deutlich vor dem 31. August geschehen. Wenn sie nicht zahlen, ist Dembélé am 1.9. wieder da. Ich glaube, dass er dann auch gern wieder spielen will.“
>Eine Rückkehr des Spielers in den BVB-Kader schloss Watzke nicht kategorisch aus: „Wenn es so kommt, muss der Spieler deutlich mea culpa machen, sich vor der Mannschaft und dem ganzen Verein entschuldigen. Wir werden sehen, wie es dann weiter geht. Aber eine andere Option haben wir nicht.“
actually makes me restore the respect for Watzke

>>77717379
I still believe that Mainz can come good this season. But they're one of those clubs that could either have a very good year ahead of them or that is going to battle relegation for most time of the season. From the CL spots downwards the Buli became pretty unpredictable desu.

>>77717437
>From the CL spots downwards the Buli became pretty unpredictable desu.
I'm not Neinhold but I think that >schalke will qualify for the CL again thanks to based Tedesco.

>>77717452
Yes the possibility is there. But people have been saying this for years and >schalke always found a way to sabotage their own season.

>>77717311
Sounds like the average gen-z to me deßu

>>77717694
not selling would be much more entertaining at this point
t. bvb fan

>>77717694
based Calle. But I'm enjoying the dramu way to much for wanting it to end now.

>>77717725
I would like to see the final cuckening of Barcelona. Having your star player robbed by some sheikh and then failing to sign Liverpool and Dortmund players as a replacement even for more than 100m each.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfwBqSQLSw4

why are they bullying /ourguy/?

>>77717775
hehe, based >schalke

>>77717775
it's the unintelligible rage of an alcoholic old hobo.

>>77717762
i want to see if he can APPOLOGIZE

>>77717837
Pulisic will save him and they'll form a superhero-villain team like in my chinese cartoons.

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>>77717775
BOOOOOOOOerner

>>77717775
it worked. he crumbled under the pressure yesterday.

>>77717694
can't hate that guy

>captcha: Friedhof Calle
D:

>Frankfurts starting 11 features no Germans

>>77718140
it reflects the city's demographics ;)

wait there should be a game on right now
>when you forget that bundes started

>>77718140
is david abraham playing¿

>>77718182
yes

>>77718182
Yes

>>77718140
rly makes you fick

Schuttgart signs literally who argentinian kid for 8m.

nice save

What does eintracht mean?

>>77718331
an attire

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who /freecastle/ here?

>>77718331
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eintracht

>that miss
wew

how do you miss that? kek

Frankfurt kit makes my peepee hard

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Wow that is horrible

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>>77718357
Here la