A moment of silence for those who were born on 16

>>77696823
>tfw Fenerbahce legend

last two digits decide where I started my managerial career

>psg
>man city
>atlanta
>guangzhou evergrande

>LA Galaxy legend

FIGHT AND WIN

Kiev
Atletico Madrid
Ajax
Ac Milan

>>77696823
>started at Ajax
OK, nice.
>had an unhappy spell at Real Madrid
At least it's not Farça.
>got my mojo back at Shahktar Donetsk
Oh Christ.
>became a legend at Club Brugge
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Real Madrid
>Real Madrid
>Real Madrid
>Real Madrid

Would you look at that

Man City
Juventus
Ajax
Persepolis

Juventus
Bayern Munich
Arsenal
Rangers

>>77697002
What, so you're a one-year-old?

>start at ajax
nice
>bad spell at roma
fug
>waxtap
damn
>club brugge
club brugge legend
what a shit career

>>77697022
Yes, kids these days huh

>Start at AS Roma.
>Unhappy at Atletico.
>Become happy at Toronto FC.
>Legend at Inter Milan.

Quite happy with that desu.

>Start at Porto
>Suck ass at Juve
>Go to Atalanta to get career back intrack
>Become a legend at Fiorentina
Surprisingly possible story.

>Ajax
>Roma
>Sevilla
>Legia Warsaw

>>77696823
>start at Dortmund
>have an unhappy spell at Juventus
>get my mojo back at Lyon
>become a club legend at Gremio
wew

dox'd everyone ITT

>santos
>barcelona
>psg
>besiktas

hmmmmm (im +18 btw)

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>Start at Barca
>Unhappy at Bayern
>Career back at Sevilla
>Legend at Atletico Nacional

>>77697233
Come to Besiktas!

s m h @ dumb phoneposters that will never be a legend at Brugge

>>77696823
>start career at Lyon
>have unhappy spell at Spurs
>get mojo back at Dynamo Kiev
>go on to become a Palmeiras legend

Ugh...

>>77696823
>Zenit
>Man City
>Villarreal
>Milan

Sounds like a pretty cool career tbqh

>start at CELTIC
>promising world class talent, the best thing Austria ever produced after Hitler
>Celtic gets a record transferfee for me, over 100mil. Everyone expects me to do really well at Barcelona, maybe as the austrian heir to Messi
>have some solid games for barcelona, nothing special, 1 assist and 1 goal in 3 games
>its time for el classico, everyone in the team is up for it and im a starter
>3minutes into the game, i get the ball for a quick counterattack
>Casemiro slidetackles me, i fall awkwardly to the ground. no card for him.
>horrible leg injury, not able to play for 8months

>my barca career is basically over now
>get loaned back to Celtic next season for my recovery, the potential is still there but after the injury it feels awkward to play
>loan over, i didnt impressive anyone on loan and was just another squad player
>Celtic doesnt have the funds to buy me so Barca decides to sell me to

>Schalke
Im sick of it. All the anons on 4chan make fun of me for getting sold to >Schalke. I decide to teach them a lesson. I pray to God every day while on pre-season tour, and he grants me the full power of my long lost potential temporarily. For one season im back to being the GOAT. >Schalke wins the Bundesliga with me scoring 30 goals and getting 20 assists.

>i never felt so good in my life.

Unhappy spell and became a legend at Monaco.

Started at Chelsea as promising pace nigger

Moved to Tottenham but had an unhappy spell

Got my mojo back counting money in Toronto

Got back to Europe and became a legend at Dundee????

Digits decide where I end my career

Also this is a good way to doxx people

>>77697233
Hey amigo, come to besiktas
BAM BAM BAM

>>77697233
nerman?

>>77696823
This is the quality journalism we need from bleacher report

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>start off at Corinthians
>Unhappy spell at Roma
>Got my mojo back with Ajax
>Borussia Dortmund legend

>>77696823
>started at
juve
>unhappy spell at
real madrid
>mojo back at
hoffenheim
>legend at
la galaxy

Dortmund-buyern-psv-leverkusen
Wtf I'm like goetze

>Real Madrid
>Chelsea
>Ajax
>Leeds United

Tip, tip kek

the dataminers moved way from pol, that's new

Bayern
Monaco
Hoffenheim
Club America

Top jej

>>77697233
Nerman actually posts on 4chan

> LA Galaxy legend

>PSV
>City
>Celtic
>Nice
I'd be alright with that career.

Hoffenheim
Barca
Celtic
Bayer leverkusen

Barca -> Juve -> RB Leipzig -> Schalke

Really gets the noggin joggin

>lyon
>barcelona
>inter milan
>galatasaray

>Halal
>Atlético de Madrid
>Hoffenheim
>Arsenal

Did I finally won a CL with Arseanal spee?

>>77696823
Atlanta
Juventus
Dynamo Kiev
New York City Fc

>>77696823
>Month
So only up to 12?
Anyway
Villareal, Napoli, Ajax, Red Star

>Start at Juventus
>Flop at real madrid
>Get mojo back at right
>Become man city legend

Pulisic and I lead the US to multiple top 8 WC finishes

>chelsea
>barca
>porto
>galatasaray

>tfw i was a young star but then got sold to fucking turkey

Started in Roma
Spent an unhappy spell at halal
Got my mojo back in Toronto fc
Became a legend in apoel Nicosia

Damn my career sounds like Bradley's

>>77696823
>Barcelona
>Chelsea
>FC Toronto
>Real Madrid
That's one hell of a career

>>77696823
so brugge consists only of legends with easy access to a power supply.

>start at
Benfica
>unhappy spell at
Juventus
>got mojo back at
Atalanta
>became legend at
Inter Milan

this actually sounds like a plausible footballer's journey

>>77697002
but you broke the rules

>started at Ajax
>unhappy spell at AS Roma
>mojo back at Ajax
>became a legend at Independiente

rrreeeeeee

>>77697226
maybe op wants to send us birthday cards, you negative nancy

>>77698515
But Götze's getting his mojo back at Dortmund

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>>77696823
>battery percentage
the phone cancer is real

>>77696823
roll

>>77696823
>started at
Sevilla

>unhappy spell at
Monaco

>got my mojo back at
Porto

>became a legend at
Chelsea

>Roma
>Atletico Madrid
>Hoffenheim
>Leeds
I dig it

>no one can start at any club from 32-100, no one can have an unhappy spell from clubs 13-100
Am I retarded or is this image retarded?

>>77702809
it is a retarded image but so are you

>buyern
>chelsea
>toronto fc
>inter

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>>77696823
>uphappy spell at bayern
>became a legend at Dortmund

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>>77696823
>started at Barcelona
>had an unhappy spell at Chelsea
>got my mojo back at PSV Eindhoven
>became a legend at Sampdoria

>>77696823
>Celtic
Solid start
>Chelsea
Makes sense, can't make it in the first team
>Toronto FC
LEL
>Stoke City legend
Based

>>77696823
>Man Utd
>Chelsea
>Porto
>Boca Juniors

>>77696823
>Started out at Chelsea
>Had an unhappy spell at Tottenham
>Got my mojo back at Villareal
>Became a legend at RB Leipzig (lel)

>>77696848
rolling

>PSV
>Real Madrid
>Santos
>NYCFC

kek

>Spurs
>Napoli
>Atalanta
>Torino

Seems ok.

>Battery percentage
Phoneposters really are fucking scum.

>>77696848
I'll do this too

>Real Madrid
>Barcelona
>Sevilla
>PSG

Not bad

>>77696848
Managerial roll

>>77703588
>Start career at Atletico as a CB
>with a lot of hype and potential picked up by Barcelona where my career falters due to high expectations and cracking under pressure
>Sold to Villareal in a swap deal for the next star where I show signs of the potential I once had but too old to now realise it
>Bought by a St Pauli that have recently established themselves as a consistent Bundesliga team
>Spend the rest of my career there becoming captain
>Move to South America when I retire for the shemales and manage Flamengo while I'm there

>PSV
Ok that works live near there.
>PSG
MAD MONEY
>Villareal
mfw
>Basel legend
Kinda makes sense desu, hole up with all the money in the most safe place possible.

>Porto
>Real Madrid
>Sevilla
>Leicester

Wew lad

>Zagreb
>Chelsea
>Villareal
>Milan
nice

>>77696823
Started at Atalanta
Unhappy spell at Monaco
Got my mojo back at Celtic
>Schalke legend

> Hoffenheim
> Juve
> PSV
> Bayer

Not bad desu

>>77696848
ill do this too

>Porto
>Man City
>Ajax
>Feyenoord
Backstabbing 020

>>77696823
>toronto fc
>barcelona
>villarreal
>independiente
How JUST is my career?

>Timbers
>Juventus
>Ajax
>Flamengo

Wew what a shitty career.

>>77696823
>debut for Celtic
>Sign for Man City, don't do well.
>Go back to Celtic and get my mojo back.
>become a legend at fucking CSKA Moscow

kill me

>>77696976
>unhappy spell at Roma
>got it back at Celtic
>Brugge legend


why me

>>77703934
do ajax-feyenoord (or reverse) transfers ever happen?

(i would look myself but i don't care that much)

>>77696823
>Lyon
>Atletico Madrid
>Toronto FC
>LA Galaxy

Feels bad man

>>77696823
>Real Madrid
>Atletico Madrid
>Villareal
>Malaga

wtf stuck in La Liga

do phones usually tell you your battery %? mine doesn't do that.

>>77704044
Nah, Its quite unique. Cruijff did it tho

>>77696823

>Napoli
>PSG
>Celtic
>Schalke

Geez, that's kinda shitty.

>Start at Lyon
>ok
>Unhappy spell at Chelsea
>sounds about right
>Mojo back at Ajax
>maybe reached semifinals in CL, cool
>Legend at Portland Timbers
>As an American coming back from Yurop, this all send totally plausible

>>77696848
why not

>>77696823
>Start at Shakthar
>Fuck up at Bayern
>Get reborn at Hoffenheim
>Become a legend in Legia

>>77696823
PSV
AS Roma
Villareal
Barcelona (just put it on charge btw)

Actually kinda makes sense

>started at Benfica
>unhappy spell at Real
>got my mojo back at Atalanta
>become legend at galatasary
Sounds a proper brazil journeyman

>Zenit
>Real Madrid
>Atalanta
>Torino

Actually seems pretty plausible.

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>start at Villareal
not bad, cool kits and shit... can imagine myself helping on a meme run to finish 4th in Lel Liga

>unhappy spell at Halal
EXPOSED after meme season

>got your mojo back at Portland Timbers
after being EXPOSED at Halal, i went to Murica to delude some muricans

>became a legend at Corinthians
and then, after filling my pockets, i got back at home to play for my childhood club and became GOAT

Damn, it would be great

>>77696823
BEHOLD THE LEGEND OF palmeiras?!

>Started at Zenit
>Unhappy spell in Atletico Madrid
>Got my mojo back in Atalanta
>Became a legend at Napoli
mmm...ok

>>77696823
>Napoli
>Chelsea
>Celtic
>Man City

Topjej

>Corinthians
>Monaco
>Celtic
>Atlético de Madrid

I like it.

>>77696823
>Paris
>Atletico
>Shakhtar
>St. Pauli
AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>77696823
>Real Madrid
>Juventus
>Hoffenheim
>Real Sociedad

>>77696823
>Started at Hoffenheim
>Unhappy spell at Chelsea
>Got good back at Hoffenheim
>Became a legend at >Leeds
End me fampai
>>77696848
Roll

>>77709254
>From Leeds legend to MLS manager
Jesus christ what did I do to deserve this

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>>77696823
>Liverpoo
>Napoli
>Porto
>Sparta Prague
I'm shit aren't I, also how can you become a legend in a team if you are a mercenary from what I can see

>Napoli
>PSG
>Atalana
>Torino

Guess I better learn to enjoy living in Italy

>Started in Lyon
>unhappy spell at Juventus
>Mojo back in Zenit
>Legend in Apoel

I am an African defensive midfielder, right?

>>77696823
>celtic
>juve
>sevilla
>basel
feels bad not making it in juve

>Dortmund
>Atletico
>Bestikas
>MALAGA LEGEND

maybe this all should be reversed considering most careers are going to go downhill

>>77696823
>month of birth is unhappy spell
>1-12 are all the decent teams
>all the others teams are memes
shit grid thqh

Started at Atletico Madrid
Unhappy spell with Barca
Mojo with Villareal
Became legend with... Dortmund

>>77696823
>Lyon
>PSG
>Sevilla
>Sevilla

Hmm.. looks cool for me
Typical Loyal player and not some money beggar

Also this
>>77696848

>>77696823
>ASS Roma
>P$G
>Celtic
>Bordeaux

>>77696823
>villarreal
>AS Roma
>mojo at PSV
>become legend at real madrid
I knew not charging my phone would pay off

>>77697014
>mojo back at arsenal
this website is 18+ faggot

Barca
Bayern
Villareal
Botafogo

Would make sense if i was brazillian

>>77696823
>Corinthians
>Chelsea
>Arsenal
>Liverpool

>>77696823
>Hoffenheim
>Monaco
>Atlanta
>Boca Juniors

JUST

>PSG
>Napoli
>Toronto FC
>Club Brugge

Jesus Christ what a shit career
rollin' for manager career

>>77710916
fuck me

>>77710652
we have the same birthday!

>>77696823
>Arsenal
>Monaco
>Porto
>Kashima Antlers

>>77696823
>Ajax
>Real Madrid
>Ajax
>Seattle Sounders
This makes a lot of sense, actually.

>>77696823
overhyped, failed Real wonderkid, shipped out and had unhappy times at Bayern, got my mojo back at Celtic and become a club legend for Sevilla
seems pretty possible desu

>>77696848
>monaco
>man city
>porto
>liverpool

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>>77696823

>Hoffenhheim

I suddenly want them to beat Liverslip

>Chelski

Unhappy spell....really makes you think

>Porto

Fuck

>Apoel

Can I get an execution on Isle 3 please?

>>77696848

Managerial Roll commence

>>77712655
>>77712737

Managerial Career Roll says I start at OGC Nice

Not bad

>>77696823
>Liverpool
EW, literally a loser
>Bayern Munich
Sounds about right, Germany is pretty miserable
>Dynamo Kiev
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
>Real Madrid
KEK

>man utd
>atletico
>atalanta
>palmeiras
Kek my career went completely backwards

>>77696823
>Man U
>Napoli
>Zenit St. Petersburg
>Atletico Nacional
literally the Danny Welbeck: The Career
At least I get a qt Colombian gf at the end

Toronto FC
Monaco
Ajax
Botafogo

eh, rolling for >>77696848 managerial career

>>77710652
Seedorf is a Botafogo legend

Rolling for manager

>borrusia dortmund
>napoli
>shakhtar donetsk
>rb leipzig
rolling for manager

>>77696823
Started at Roma
Unhappy at ManShitty
Got my mojo at Ajax
Legend at Legia Warsaw
Mediocre player

Rolling for manager.

>>77696823
>Zenit
>Altetico
>Atalanta
>Ac milan
I hope I made milan great again

>>77696823

HAHAHA I started, and eventually became a legend at my actual favorite team!! YES!!!

>>77704046
Well you started off decently. Then it turned to shit.

Feels batman.

Started at Roma
Was shit at Real Madrid
Got my mojo back at Toronto
Became a legend at Palmeiras

Am.. am I Michael Bradley?

>>77696823
>Start at PSG
>Unhappy spell at PSG
>Get mojo back at Porto
>Become a legend for Atletico de Kolkata

>>77696823
>ManU
>Juve
>Atlanta
>Porto
Perfect meme career I'll take it

>>77696823
>Zenit
>Barcelona
>Sevilla
>AC Milán

As a mexican isn't that bad. Right?

>>77713766
>>77696848
>Leicester City
lel

>Borussia Dortmund.
>Bayern Munich.
>Zenit St. Petersburg.
>Chelsea.

It's like pottery desu.

>Borussia Dortmund
Born Shareholder. Academy grad. Git good,play 3 seasons. Try to leave for Buyern, Watzke says hell no and ships to Halal instead.
>Real Madrid
Arrive amid huge fanfare, pummel la liga literal whos. Get a cutie spanish succubus, Get tattoos, party hard. Derby failure, still don't stop partying. gf cucks me with black bull, Career in free fall. Offloaded to Fucking Atlanta United.
>Atlanta
Arrive heart broken and exhausted. Score occasionally. Frequent strip joints. Wind up with a mixed race thicctoria. Get gud action in a while. First time in a while enjoy playing. Get my mojo back. Blow tf out of Milan in Preseason friendly. Get contacted by Mafia. Tfw Going to Turin.
>Juventus
Score lot of goals but fail to win the league for two seasons. Make blistering start next season, win champions League through ERA Penal. Complete historic treble. Come back with Trophy. Get assassinated during cup parade. Earn Legend Status. Oh fuck totally forgot to have any of my own children! Who will carry on my legacy? The End.

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>Start at Arsenal, with Lacazette my strike partner and receiving crosses from Ozil and the Ox
>As a promising young talent who statpads against shit clubs, in 2021 Pochettino pays Wenger (he never leaves lul) 50M to have me cross to the other side of London, but I struggle, as Harry Kane steals all my tapins
>On one of the last matchdays of the 21-22 season, with Spurs vying for a top 4 spot away against already relegated Sheffield Wednesday, I send a volley screaming towards goal but it rebounds off the post into my face, breaking my nose
>I'm out for the season, and Spurs slide to 5th. While my potential contribution to the club had I not been injured is questioned by pundits, the injury was the straw that broke the camel's back, and I'm shuffled off to PSV Eindhoven in exchange for 17.8M and a couple of Dutch locker room twinks
>Regain my form in the Netherlands, leading PSV to two consecutive Europa League titles, gaining titles such as the Annihilator of Ajax, and the Firestorm of Feyenord.
>But where I truly make my name is at AC Milan.

(Cont.)

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>>77714941

>Like Inzaghi a quarter century before me, I become the ultimate Milanese poacher. Always a danger in the box, I average over one goal a game, single-handedly exposing the fraud that is Italian defending.
>With me leading from the front, we bury Juve 5-1 in the 2026 CL semifinals
>Only one club left to beat
>Real Madrid
>At Wembley
>The match featured a fury of goalscoring in the first half, but as we approach the 90th minute, it's been deadlocked at 3-3 since the 50th minute
>The intense heat and the exhalation of tens of thousands of Indian customers is draining
>Extra time
>117th minute
>Christian Pulisic cuts inside for Madrid, but is tripped up by Sokratis
>Penalty
>Pulisic steps back to take the kick from the spot, but he is shoved to the side by a teammate
>A tall, wizened old veteran
>"One last shot before I go to China, ok?"
>They look in each other's eyes, knowing that fate had put them there in that moment.
>Donnarumma looks startled; he opens his mouth to protest but quickly is hushed.
>The 41 year old leaves the wall and Pulisic takes his place.
>He begins his runup
>Plants his left foot
>The grass is not steady
>It gives way
>He begins to slip, but gets just enough power under the ball to send it off the ground
>Me and the rest of the wall jump up, but the low powered effort streaks just beneath our feet, bouncing off the bottom of my boot and bouncing again in front of Donnarumma the stopper
>The ball majestically yet heartbreakingly soars in beyond his gloves
>It bulges the back of the net
>The most astonishing penalty, in a player whose entire career has been built on penalties, is converted
>Real go on to win, 4-3
>Real win the vigesimo
>But most importantly, Cristiano Ronaldo becomes the oldest player to score a Champions League final game-winner

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>77696823
This is the gayest shit

>>77696823
>start at monaco
>unhappy spell at man city
>do so poorly run to mlels and get my mojo back for toronto
>become a brisbane roar legend

shit career/10

>>77714990
Would pay to see.

>>77696823
Shaktar
Manchester City
Toronto FC
Bayer Leverkusen

>>77696823

>Porto
>PSG
>Bestikas
>Rangers

just put me down

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>>77696823
>started at Stoke
>went to AS Roma & had a shitty spell there
>became a success at goddamn Toronto FC??
>phoneposting
Just gonna say I'm a Club Brugge legend, lmao.

Manager at ...?

>>77696823
My father's:

>Liverpool
>Barcelona
>Werder Bremen
>Valencia

So he is basically Coutinho, right?

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>>77715490
Hi, Thiago!

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>>77697178
Hi, Alex

>Start at Arsenal
>Flop at Napoli
>Blossom at Celtic
>Legend at Club Brugge
I was a pacey winger who showed early promise but didn't live up to the hype. Unable to break any proper defence, but a real menace to shit teams, a good player for a shit league.

start at barca
unhappy at roma
mojo back at villareal
legend at dynamo kiev

depressing career

>>77696848
started at dinamo kiev
had an unhappy spell at manchester city
got my mojo back at celtic
became a legend at newcastle

disgrace

manager roll

>Barca
>Man City
>Shaktar Donetsk
>Man United
Man Shitty fans on suicide watch

>>77696848
Roll

>>77696848
Role lole

27: Sevilla
8: Napoli
30: Corinthias
100: Club Brugge

Should I just kill myself /sp/?

>>77696823
>Lyon
>Real Madrid
>Corinthians
>Al-Hilal

What a meme career.

>bleacher report

sage