/heem/

>>77694706
who will fight nagunow now?

Imagine being one of the people who posted in this thread about "respect", Diaz liking Conor, or any of the other cingey shit you see.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/6ulqpd/nate_diaz_on_boxers_poking_fun_at_mcgregor_were/

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Why'd you do it Junior? Why?
>mfw

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>>77694743
Why wouldnt he ? You should ask ''why didnt you hide it better" instead

Tell me without memeing how does Conor match Floyd's speed and defense?

Oscar De La Hoya had height and reach AND boxing mastery and didn't beat him. Canelo had height, prime levels of fitness, AND boxing mastery and didn't beat him. The list goes on, I love McGregor and want him to win but as the fight is a week away I'm starting to get nervous.

>>77694769
Conor is going to anhilated and picked apart like we've never seen before.

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>>77694775

>>77694754

Are these the only 100% drug free but still successful UFC fighters ever?

BJ Penn
Werdum (fucken bum)
Nate and Nick Diaz

>>77694789
On second thoughts how do you even spot a roider?

Obviously Kevin Randleman was on something because of his physique, but so was Anderson Silva and had a dad body the whole career.

It's not just about packing on muscle, it's power, speed, reaction times... It would be logical to say any athlete who's in top 5 is on PEDs because there's no way you can beat other people who are cheating while remaining clean.

>>77694832
The eye test gives you a lot of false negatives, but almost no false positives.

>>77694832
Nick admitted that he (and he even dogged on Nate) have done roids
>>77694832
You can't spot a roider. Eye test works on ridiculous guys like Brock but you also can't dismiss small and weak looking guys either

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Even if Conor's side comes out to $100,000,000, which is doubtful because a lot of that is no doubt coming from back-end points (meaning he's likely not to see money from that for a long time if ever, google: Hollywood, back-end points, not getting paid), he has to pay out:

15% to publicist
10-15% to manager
10% to agent
$300-$500,000 for camp, pre-fight medical, travel
and
$121,505.25 (lump sum; income tax)
PLUS
39.6% of the income over $418,400 (income tax)

And... the $100,000,000 shows up as around

>$14,000,000

in your bank account.

Still good money, tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSOSHmHdetQ

>>77694832
>On second thoughts how do you even spot a roider?
they're a professional athlete

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Who is your favorite nonroider, undisputed, current middleweight champion?

>>77694871
Robert Whittaker.

Derrick Lewis willing to replace JDS apparently

>>77694878
he better make sure he takes a shit before the fight this time

>>77694875
scrub

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>>77694875
His favorite is Bisping too
>Michael is tough. If I had to lean one way or the other I’d probably lean towards Michael. I think he’s got what takes to get it over him.


http://www.mmanews.com/robert-whittaker-thinks-bisping-will-beat-gsp/

>>77694887
It's not my fault, I *had* to pick him. For some reason the guy decided to specify nonroider, and that rules out Bisroid.

>>77694892
>picking a fighter means they're your favourite
I don't like Floyd as a person, he's still beating Conor.

>>77694859
you forgot the 10% cut to his gym and head coaches. 10% to Kavanagh, 5% to Owen Roddy, 15% to Ido Portis.

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>"I’d fight Amanda, but I have no interest in fighting her,” Cyborg said during a media day in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. "We’re two Brazilians, and that would ‘kill' one Brazilian. Why kill one if we’re representing the same country? It’s us against the world."

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>>77694901
Conor has no chance especially since a boxing bag beat him after two rounds

>conor embeddeds this week

TYBSCHAUB

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>>77694907
I loathe literally everything about Brazil at this point.

>>77694927
Are those 12 oz.?

>>77694859
Plus all the people on his payroll.

This is what people don't realise, it's not "I make 200 million in 36 minutes" like Mayweather says, this is a full blown company running for many months which has high operating costs. What you get at the end is your salary for the whole thing, not for the 36 minutes.

>>77694942
There is no way he can move that fast with 12 oz gloves. They have to be 10 oz at the most.

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>>77694927
Imagine if he hops into a right straight and gets laid out.

Imagine.

>>77694941
Imagine the salt if Conor front kick KOs Floyd.

>>77694965
Do 2 extra oz. really make a huge difference? Not sure if you're being sarcastic

>>77694706
dom actually outlanded neck tat in this fight..

non-heavyweight boxing matches look ridiculous

you got these little skinny twerps in big gloves and even bigger shorts who are trying to punch each other but the gloves are so big compared to their bodies they basically act as shields

anything below cruiser weight needs 4 oz gloves, keep the big gloves for the big guys

also get rid of those retarded shorts that cover the kidneys, i hope mcgregor wears his little yellow ones from the open workout

>>77694980
Yes. It changes literally everything.

>>77694965
>2 ounces make that much difference
>t. boxing expert since 24 hours ago

https://streamable.com/ni93p

webm of this?

>>77694999
is she injured or some shit when is she fighting cyborg?

>>77694927

>THOSE FUCKING ANGLES

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>>77694989
Still not sure

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>>77694927

Is it illegal to fake a kick in boxing?

Name a single good thing about Brazil in the MMA community

>>77695007
what is this chestlet

>>77695050
>huelocaust mma edition.webm

>>77694832
>how do you even spot a roider
every professional athlete has to take something to stay competitive

>>77695030
No, it's just pointless. If McGregor tries to feint a kick he's just opening himself up to a counter that he won't be able to dodge because only has one foot on the ground.

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>>77695030

>>77695073
shame about the face

>>77695046
if conor didn't go for that takedown nate would have tko'd his ass

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>>77695090
I can't wait for the webms of the fight Saturday.

"Oh, so you're a boxer now."

>>77695090
Maybe, maybe not. Conor didn't have the heart to find out is the bigger take away

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Gustafson has done nothing to earn a title shot. He didn't even earn the last one. White hype is tiresome to deal with

how do fighters like gastelum miss weight by 10 pounds? can you not see that a week before the fight you're too heavy and that you need to start cutting sooner? i mean there are scales everywhere, you don't just get on at the official weigh in and be like oh darn that's a surprise.

>>77695141
>the shallowest division
>literally jon jones and two other fighters (dc and gus)
>volkan is #4 in the rankings after fighting in the UFC for just a few months
>next in line are manuwa and texeira (utter shit)

please tell who you expect to fight in this terrible division?

either dc, jones and gus are in a league of their own, or there are just no good lhw fighters at this time

>>77695141
Well he's the 2nd contender and the 3rd best guy in the division. Also gave Jones his toughest fight

>>77695176
>>volkan is #4 in the rankings after fighting in the UFC for just a few months

He just murdered the guy who was going to substitute in for either DC or Jones. Give him the fight.

good morning from my neck in the woods, it's almost 5 AM. who is your favorite woman fighter in the ufc?

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>>77695073

I'm really surprised there aren't more black girls in WMMA.

>>77695250
There's no womens heavyweight division for em

>>77695261

There's plenty of skinny ones.

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>>77695261
Brazil leading the way!

>>77695271

dat mental power and self control

>>77695176
Texeira Is utter shit, but Gustafson couldn't even finish him in four rounds.

>>77695183
skip to 50 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I54idPBshg

volkan did not knock out misha

and manuwa is terrible, just terrible.

>>77694706
>Well he's the 2nd contender
Because the rumble retired and Davis went to Bellator

>The 3rd best guy in the division.
Not even sure about that

>Also gave Jones his toughest fight
Jones gave himself the toughest fight by not training and partying all of camp. No way Jones loses to the guy who lost to rumble, DC, and some guy who isn't even in the UFC anymore.

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>>77695301
You know who else is terrible? Gus. He's still doing that running away shit.

He doesn't deserve the fight. Give it to Volkan.

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>dc returns
>gets heemed again
>kills himself

>>77695324
You have to admin Gus has improved a lot, whereas DC and Rumble were peaking.

>>77695375
>DC and Rumble were peaking
DC looked the best he ever has in JBJ 2.

>>77695301

I mean Lawler got KO'd by a jab from Diaz. Or did he take a dive too?

>>77695397
he literally touches him with the front of his hand on the side of his neck

it wasn't even a jab, he was just placing his hand there to hold onto him

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>>77695429
So why'd he eat the shots on the floor?

What's your ape index?

http://www.ape-index.com/

Mine is 1.138

>>77695242
Kys, im still drunk

>>77695507
Wgaf

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>>77695507
.942

>>77695531
100%

>>77694734
Justin Ledet

>>77695507
1.072
5'9
74 inches

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>>77695531
here's a real 0.942

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>>77694916

Hey new to UFC how do you pronounce Joanna Jedrkysdjkwzkdjwkzy?

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Is this the lamest record in UFC history?

>>77695568
Badly.

>>77695507

1.005

>>77695591
Hendricks won that fight

>>77695654
I would literally unironically heem you

>>77695242
Rose Namajunas is my favorite WMMA fighter. So these are the coveted European hours? That is the only good post in this thread, it's just a bunch of know-nothing Europeans/Australians (biggest idiots on /heem/) and drug-alcohol addicted Americans.

>>77695707
I highly doubt that my man

>>77695654
check the record bud

>>77694875
Whittaker is my bio, Maori represent!

Tbh I don't know who doesn't roid, it's sad to think, if you wanted a future in a sport, you'd be confronted with taking roids to remain competitive, or get the boot.

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>>77695870
he's barely even half maori, his dad's a white aussie dude and his mum is a half maori nz woman

dude's like 1/4 maori max

>>77694769

What the fuck do you get if Conor wins you wierdo?

>Living vicariously through another man like somekind of poof

>>77695559
Prime Rickson vs Post 205 Conor. Pride rules.
Who wins ?

>>77695591
Unironically the best resume in MMA

>>77695903
Every Maori is like 1/4 Maori. Pure blood Maori's literally don't even exist anymore

>>77696115
then stop calling them maori when their genetics are majority european

>>77696019
Conor loses to anyone in pride rules. Just his fighting style wouldn't adapt to soccer kicks and a ring.

Does Callum post here?

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Does Callium post here?

>>77695559
has anyone tried that unironicly felt my shoulders loosen up doing that

>>77696159
but Maoris are doing all the looting and raping

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>danas face when 215's buyrates come in
Pls cut the flyweight division after this dana

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Reminder that Conor is a civil rights icon.

>>77696441
>implying that's not the plan
if it bombs he's cutting the division
if he doesn't then it's a lucky break

>>77696441
215 is punishment for Nunes and mighty meme. MM turned down Dilly and Nunes backed out of 213. Now that JDS is out the card is very weak.

Would love to see Travis step in on short notice against Francis.

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>>77695324
>Jones gave himself the toughest fight by not training and partying all of camp
That's Jones in literally every fight except his last one against DC.

>No way Jones loses to the guy who lost to rumble, DC, and some guy who isn't even in the UFC anymore.
Nice MMA math.

>>77695261
Rizin's got 'em covered.

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>>77696513
I like how dana can even say that it was a double champ ppv and how it can only be mightymanlets fault because he's the headliner
How much you wanna bet they also get a literal who heavyweight to fight Ngannou now

>>77695250
Give it time, they will take over it like the men did with men's MMA.

>>77696726
I wonder who will take a short notice fight against Ngannou

Maybe they will bring in that goof Sherman

Ngannou v Reem

Would love to see Schaub come back and choke out Ngannou but I doubt the money is good enough.

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>>77696441

I'd throw Woodley on the card too.

>>77696738
Not really. Blacks win on pure athleticism but they can't fight.

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*breaks you arm*

Bisping vs GSP
Garbrandt vs Dilly
Ferguson vs Lee

If Thompson vs Masvidal is on the maincard what will be the fifth bout?

>>77696788
The fight is off there's nobody ready for him.

>>77697077
That is grotesque. Where's the ref.

>floyd is as low as -333

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Good morning /heem/

*GADOOOOSH*

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bros I'm back home and I did Molly for the first time, I took two pills, my friend told me one bu5 u got anxious.

I can't see the keyboard straight I'm freakin out rn

pic relate as I am a sumo wrestler like nate diaz and black

>>77697062
This, white's are better fighters, which is why black champions and contenders are so rare, despite how many blacks are journeymen

>>77697308
Grow up.

>>77697363
I know I need to, just help me bout here nigger, is this norm?

>>77697420
Martial artists don't do drugs.

>>77697420
Eye wobbles are normal brah your fine.

Remember to sip water not guzzle it.

>>77697189
Casuals are bringing Floyds odds low due to them betting on Mcgregor, Bookies are gonna make a killing saturday

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>>77697018
Woodley vs Colby
The perfect fight on the best card on the perfect night

>>77697308
mdma is amazing and totally safe I've been doing it over 10 years in monster dossages with no problem

some quick tips
>stay rehydrated with some beers
>get out if possible for a walk with some music
>start moving or dancing since its metabolized better and faster
>dont smoke weed while you're upping

>>77697077
so that's turnquest's second arm break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcajZ-1LidM
madman

>>77697077
>>77697782
Shinya Aoki outchea

>>77697537
Is this a troll or are Greeks this retarded? How do you stay hydrated with alcohol?

>>77698020
Its a beast my man

>>77698020
if you have ever done mdma you would have known that beers is the combo to go with and stay safe and fuzzy,not water

but you still want to have an opinion in a subject that you dont get

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>>77698020
>t. other Greek
Bones bless lads

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doggo bless. maybe next time old friend.

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>>77698482
>tfw when Nigganou takes 'old Yeller' Black Beast outside to finish him

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>>77698673
Give it a rest Stephen, you aren't getting third chance

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I still miss him lads ;_;

One of my team mates is fighting aj today

>>77698806
I'm surprised more fighter haven't left with the absolute state of MW

>>77695591
Wow. Not a single relevant fighter. That's pretty crazy how much can change in 4 years

>>77698806
"The women fights suck. I don’t like to watch the women fights" based Moose

>>77695654
>>77695815
The fact that his fight with Johny was such a controversy and so close really goes to show how much has changed since GSP last fought. I mean Hendricks isn't even top 10 material anymore. Not to mention he's not even a WW now. Then again I guess neither is GSP

>>77698806

I just wanted to see him against Rockhold. ;_;

>>77698806

Worked himself into a shoot. He knows he'll never be champ so he may as well rule over a small pond and get paid like Named Khalidov.

>>77697537
My mouth is dirty draw, I went to club but I havent taken it soon enough so I was a long time standing around and waiting for my Molly man, so it was cut short so to speak; the music and scene was so lit senpai

>>77697435
dude diaz brothers tho

>>77697460
it went away, it was actually how synced in with hearing distinct sounds and the bass of different songs.

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>dc honestly thinks there'll be a third rematch
I don't wanna watch him die again
And even if he wins it'll be 2-1, like bisping over rockhold

>>77698482
>that face when you duck a lithuanian 130 lbs soaking wet twink

who's your beloved most above all other female ufc fighters?

>>77699108
fallon fox for sure

Who else hype for AC Berkut? 2 bongs left.

Who is your least favorite fighter?

>>77699166
will oez be there in some capacity drugreek?

>>77698978
>it was actually how synced in with hearing distinct sounds and the bass of different songs.

yeah electronic music is the shit on mdma

but you should research the pills you take before taking them

that way you know if their a bad batch or what effects to expect how much mdma is in them compared to say meth or whatever else they put in them

plenty of websites talk about drugs and pills brah

>tldr research drugs before taking them

>>77695429
He hit him in the back of the ear which causes your body to lose balance. Misha wasn't out until he got hit with the shots on the floor. Was the Swiss mafia trying to catapult the career of the ever popular and easy to pronounce Volkan Oezdemir by derailing two legitimate contenders?

>>77699255
>t. not mdma Greek

Oez is a Turkroach, not Russian

I don't know why the media is salty about MMA fighters fighting for kadyrov when they know fighters get lowballed and he pays handsomely.

What do they expect the fighters to do? Right for 20+20 because much principles when they can get 70 for fighting cans in the Caucasus?

"haha hey Greg congrats on your promot-"
*Stiffly jab you in the face,drive your head into my knee*
Heh, nothin personnel kid.

>>77699300
not only that, they're asking the fighters now in US to denounce Kadyrov, while their families are still back in Chechnya. Shitlibs are something else

Lads, how will i be able to purchase the mcgregor fight in the uk if i'm not with sky? now tv say they're selling it but the when you go to purchase it says currently no events...

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>>77699324
Forgot pic

>>77699300
its because they don't have dudes to talk about anymore

their was the that russian guy at heavy weight destroying bellator and he went and just started fighting in russia

bellator didn't release him but vacated him from the belt

he's never gunna come back

i think wme better wise up and get out of this reebok deal before more top 5 fighters get smart and start leaving for better pay

>>77699336
>purchase the mcgregor fight
dumbass

if conor literally kills floyd with a kappa kick would his stock go up or down?

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>Khabib isn't fighting again
Fucking god damn I just want to see him fight Tony once before I die.

>>77699490
Khabib has a son, he doesn't deserve those problems

>>77699336
you need sky or youre watching on an illegal stream m8

>freddie roach has....parkinsons....it's totally not just from brain trauma lmao
t. retaards

>>77699436
up

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Masvidal is still my boy.

>>77699565
It doesn't affect your actual brain capacity though, right? Just makes you incapable of speech and body movements

>>77699276
it was on off the cuff thing, at the people's has I visited I could only rip a bong for a minute before we had to head out, and they were already on it and seemed fine, so I said wtf.

thanks for the tip on batches my man

>>77699336
>>77699336
UFC.tv

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>>77699626
Same

>>77699336
I'm unironically getting friends together and spliting tanks for dana and /heem/'s meme, I ain't spending full price ppv on my own for that shit

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>>77699682

>>77699661
yeah pills aren't like weed people can put funky shit in them if your not careful best to say thanks for the pill stick it in your pocket save it for another night after you've checked on a suitable website about the pill

anyways sounds like you had a good night don't take that shit too often people are still unsure on the effects of mdma and dopamine and shit like that despite what pillmonkeys say

save it for the odd festival not every night clubbing

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Who is the worst fighter currently signed to the UFC?

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>>77699706

>>77699721
Jorge Masvidal
>muh 12 losses

>>77699721
Conor's friend that got faceplant KOd

literally would just as likely pay for summerslam
anyone who pays for or even watch mcgregor's stupid boxing match is a low iq imbecile, the lowest common denominator, fucking scum of the earth humans

>>77698903
Hendricks was on PEDs back then, he went full JUST after USADA

>>77699721
connors russian friend

>>77699713
bro I was actually gonna go today and call it a week, it's the first time seeing my best friend in like a year and a half. I'll get fucked up some more with him before he dips out to houston

what side effects are you speaking off?

>>77699777
Well there's the ability to see "things" that may or may not be there. Some say it's just the veil of the world being lifted for a brief instant.

>>77699777
its more shit from long term use mdma and cutting off dendrites and shit like that people haven't fully figured out what the long term affects are it may fuck with your dopamine levels long term as well "which is like your happiness stuff"

and then theirs meth amphetamines in some pills so that shits just straight bad for you

yeah so be careful take in moderation

>>77699661
Grow up.

>>77699848
This.

>>77699661
>it was on off the cuff thing

yeah as well don't do this with drugs its an easy way to end up in the hospital wigging out

>>77699848
Upvoted.

This is for MMA discussion not disgusting drug usage fuck off to /b/.

>>77699892
carlos condit whens his next fight?

Who wins Schaub or Money in a boxing match?

>>77699933
>Schaub
>indisputable master of angles who taught conor everything he knows
>NFL player so A level athlete
>grappling master; shut down the best in the world at their own game
>Floyd
>boxer who beats his wife
>hires bodyguards to protect himself
>buys off his opponents, hence the nickname """"money""""

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/heem/ Predicts UFC Fight Night 115

Alexander Volkov vs. Stefan Struve
Germaine de Randamie vs. Marion Reneau
Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Rob Wilkinson
Leon Edwards vs. Bryan Barberena

>>77697077
Damn, that's what you get for not tapping.

>>77699990
i havent heard one single person talk about this card

whatever hack booked this should get fired

>>77699990
nope

>>77699990
literal who's?

>>77699813
It's was my pupils, it happens now every couple of minutes, I was tryna hit up some friends and I couldn't type for shit

>>77699848
18+

>>77699872
yeah that's true, but my friends been buying from this dealer for a while, he took 2 and got fucked up, I did too, that was probably the mistake as I'm still kinda fucked up 5, 6 hours later, my friend told me rips help with the come down so I'm taking them before I crash

As a boy I was a fan of fighters.

As a man I am a fan of fights.

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>>77699990
Struve
GDR
Wilkinson
Edwards

I feel retarded for doing this

>>77699753
..while GSP just retired. He took the years to adjust his substance intake for USADA. People speculate his body changing is why he's fighting MW

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Reddit """fighters"""
Francis Ngannou
>fought for like two years before MMA and will get exposed
Daniel Cormier
>pretends to be the good guy but isn't at all
Robert Whittaker
>lost to Wonderboy
Damien Maia
>zzzzzzzz
Kevin Lee
>kek do I need to even say it?
Max Holloway
>beat up an injured Aldo and still looked bad
TJ Dillashaw
>traitor
Any 125 fighter
>meme division
Amanda Nunes
>dyke who will be exposed
Joanna
>obviously roiding

4chan Warriors
Alistair Overeem
>will beat Stipe; legendary fighter
Volkan Oezdemir
>humble and powerful
Michael Bisping
>knows that greatness and success breeds animosity from lesser folk
Tyron Woodley
>uses his fists to draw attention to political issues; physically fighting racism at this point
Khabib Nurmagomedov
>warriors have to go through hardship; similar to Bisping's greatness
Conor McGregor
>never lost at 145 and arguably the GOAT
Cody Garbrandt
>uses his fighting prowess to speak for him instead of cowardly hiding behind his words
125 pound division aren't fighters
Holly Holm
>exposed the division as being weak
Claudia Gadelha
>will rightfully claim the belt after another dominant victory

>>77700085
You may be rolling for a while mate if you've never had it before so don't get scared if you wake up and your still rolling can last a while it will pass

and don't get freaked out by closed eye visuals

ok enough drug talk or the janny will be on our asses

>>77700022
half the card is Russian or Soviet my guy

>>77700187
for sure man, good talk. I hope I wake up like this so we can just party again tmw, take advantage of that before class week.

good talk bro

>>77700195
yeah i don't follow the local scene that much

>>77700223
I've enjoyed a couple Berkut events I recently

>>77695507
>tfw vetruvian man

71.5 for both height and reach exactly.

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>>77700170
Seems like you forgot someone on the 4chan Worrior list

>>77700236
i watched ummm m1 global in the mountains that was cool

Dana vlog
https://youtu.be/aEdBh7vdaDI

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Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

>>77700288
yeah, that looked awesome. UFC should do open-air Rocky Mountains

>>77694939
I do that since the BOOOlympics.

>>77700336
yeah if you watched the horn paqqiow fight that was open air in brisbane

its good atmosphere but it may not be prime time so thats the only issue

and weather is a factor but def worth it

Do you think Schaub could be a last minute replacement to fight Ngannou? He's in talks to fight again anyway.

>>77698806
He was boring anyways

>>77700321
What do i tell the barber to get that haircut

>>77700454
>He's in talks to fight again anyway.

with who? why? i think your lieing again

>>77698991
Look at the state of LHW and tell me again there isn't gonna be a third fight

>>77700389
Just do it in Australia or somewhere so it airs prime time Burgerland

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>>77694916
>>77694927
>>77694941

>>77700389
I would imagine expenses and attendance would be tough too

>>77700509
it better be at HW

>>77700506
l him to just no dad your shit up

>>77700509
There isn't going to be a third fight. As long as Jon has more interesting fights at heavyweight he won't have any reason to fight Cormier.

>>77700542
no cool mountains in australia brah but yeah they could do an open air their forsure my man

>>77700661
So maybe Japan or China, they have cool mountains

>>77694859
oh look it's this moron again

>>77700576
>l him to just no dad your shit up

>>77700547
noombas

https://www.fite.tv/watch/acb-67-mukhamed-berkhamov-vs-brett-cooper/2kymr/

ACB 67 about to go live

>>77701086
Is this a legal stream?

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heeeey dont you know I'm loco eseeeee

>>77701097
Are you scared you might get a virus on your moms computer?

>>77701086
Cheersbuddy

>>77701086
Frank Mir on commentary, could change to Lellator soon though. Looking pudgy

>>77701086
delete this it's literally against the law

>>77696241
GSP is literally guaranteed the win, boys. Get your bets in!

>>77701280
It's an official free stream.

>>77697308
Why doesn't my boi Emamanuel have any nips?

WE ARE FUCKED

>>77701332
>>77701332

>WE ARE FUCKED
>>77701332
>>77701332

>>77701332

>>77701377
Don't you mean fooked

>>77701377
You have to be autistic to believe this

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Bisping bless buddeh

>>77701377
>braise geg
>*sand patron too intarnat politiks gurrrrl*

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>>77701377
>tfw MMA & a wigger potato start the race war

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>>77701377
>canada posts

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>>77695507
>Now you know your monkeyness level, but is it good or bad? It depends, every Ape Index has its own advantages:

>If your Ape Index is not even 1 (Index 1), or negative (Index 2) your friends can call you T-Rex.

>>77701377

My digits don't like ^

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who should they book to fight aspen ladd next in the ufc?

>>77701739
Unfortunately you can't post from your phone in /heem/

>>77701791
Can she still make 145?

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>>77701797
What about shitposting ?
Like for example posting the
REIGNING DEFENDING UNDISPUTED UFC MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

MICHAEL THE COUNT BISPING

on your way to work ?

Tyron Woodley = WW GOAT

>>77701898
You shouldn't play on your phone while you drive.

>>77701923
Good think I walk to work

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>>77701791
>Aspen Ladd is her real name

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>>77701940

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>I walk to work while phoneposting

>>77702010
ayy the takbir vans are everywhere nowadays

at least Balkans and Eastern Yrop are safe for the moment

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>>77702010
epic

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>>77702010
>I am Greek so of course I don't work

>>77695559
Oh look, it's another massively overrated fighter who ducked all his top contenders doing the same meme exercise

Who woulda thunk it

>>77702052
>for the moment
We'll see after Raqqa falls

>>77702010
pay debt

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>>77702153
gib helicopters

Reminder

https://www.fite.tv/watch/acb-67-mukhamed-berkhamov-vs-brett-cooper/2kymr/

LIVE from Grozny

kinda impressed from the camera work of ABC desu

some really awkward angles and a Tarantino touch there

Wtf is Herb Dean doing in Chechnya?

>>77702233
Big John there too. Less likely to be lynched though

>>77696311
I tried it but it looked a lot more autistic and a lot less flowy.

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>>77702146

Nah, they're smarter than that. Western Europeans are civilized and they don't retaliate against attacks.

If anything happened here every single kebab would get removed, doesn't matter if radical/violent or not.

Besides, they buy their weapons from Balkan dealers.

>>77702312
true, and it seems they don't use the Balkan route as much anymore. only problem with mass kebab removal would be EU army intervention

>>77702385
Don't take this the wrong way but I think they learned pretty quickly that Greece is too poor to help them.

Who is your favorite strawweight?

>>77702448
For me, it's Randa Markos

imagine running instead of swimming
fighters are so dumb

>>77702422
besides the memes Greece has absolutely 0 welfare right now while Western Europe gives them housing+500 Euros/month

Its no wonder they are willing to die to reach there

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>>77702448
For me, it's Mackenzie Dern.

>>77702422
maybe we can fly them to Canadistan like Kadyrov wants to send his gays?
but yeah, we just had massive fires that burned for days and not enough helicopters..

>>77702385

They wouldn't get involved, they'd just impose some sanctions for a while after the war to make it seem like they disprove.

>>77702493
>>77702518
We have a real problem with Haitians sneaking across the US border into Quebec right now.

Joke fight to take middle class $$ ! Conor is a joke and has been pushed and set up by rigging fights and shenanigans! Save your money sheep!

>>77702548
>you now remember the 2010 Haitian cholera outbreak
F

>>77702620
Thanks for the tip detective.

>>77702510
She fights at 205 now
>captcha: heavy 220k

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*GADOOOSH*

>Conrad or his corner quits after accumulation of strikes and retire.
>Bones runs him over.
UFC BTFO

>>77694859
You always post this same shit.

Connor doesn't get the money, his company does faggot. So he pays a corporate tax.

>>77702665
do your alexa grasso impression

>>77702733
>Connor

>>77702729
that's hilarious you're a regular joe rogan

>>77694859
Nigger, why do you post this in every thread? It's almost as if you expect us to be impressed that you can add up figures.

Anyone know where I can steam Polaris?

Frank Mr is a pretty good commentator

>>77702854
ufc.tv

Also it's grappling, not actual fights.

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https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/19/16169514/bigfoot-silva-responds-criticism-rico-verhoeven-fight-compares-to-mayweather-vs-mcgregor

>"Rico is the champion, he deserves a lot of respect,” Silva said. "He’s the best heavyweight kickboxer in the world. I’m an amateur, it’s my first kickboxing fight, and I want to show what I can do. I have nothing to prove, I have no responsibility. Rico has the responsibility, he’s the champion. The pressure is on him. I’m cool."

>"It’s a similar situation,” Silva said. "McGregor never boxed and is going there to try to surprise. He has no pressure over himself because 99 percent of the people bet on Mayweather. He’s undefeated, 49-0, so most of the people think he will win. It’s the same thing in this fight. But we’re two human beings stepping into a ring to fight. Anything can happen in a heavyweight fight, one hand can land and change the story."

>"I’m rooting for McGregor,” he added. "He deserves respect. He’s a two-division champion in the UFC and is making history. Him as a person, he talks a lot, I don’t consider him an idol, but he deserves respect. Anything can happen in this fight. I’m rooting for him even though I think Mayweather will win because he’s 49-0 and always trained that, so it’s complicated. But everything is possible."

>>77702854
ACB is on, why would you watch that trash instead?

>>77702901
why don't you spam australian cartoons instead

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>>77702919
Why you gotta be so rude?

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>>77694706

>>77702925
you do have your own cartoons right