Leave Chelsea to me

>Leave Chelsea *inhales through mouth* to me

>>77693255
Whats wrong with his face?

>>77693428
he's British

*mouthbreathes*
*statpads against FC Sunday pub*
*mouthbreathes again*

>Leave
*Breathes through skin*
>Chelsea
*Breathes through hair*
>to
*Smacks Lips while breathing*
>me
*Breathes through nose finally*

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Someone make an ebin meme out of this

>The Monster of Middlesborough

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Leave Levy to me

>the Nightmare of Newcastle

>>77693960
That's Coon Aguero though.

>>77694000
no, it's mike ashley

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>>77694005

>>77693255
>dis niggas face so plain he be lookin like default character on ps2 game

>statpads
>3 season wonder
>muh Euros
Im one of the first ones to mock bongs and EPLel but if you still doubt this mong after winning the golden boot twice and getting runner up once in his first 4 Premiership seasons you're retarded

The "if he were called Geraldo Kanè he would be considered world class" meme is 100% true

>>77694028
Mbappe played for 6 months and he's going to Madrid for £150m

>>77694302
Mbappe actually plays intelligently and knows how to dribble at such a young age unlike your balding english mouthbreathing statpadder who dazzles le eplel with blootahs against garbage goalkeepers and >english defenders.

>>77693428
Mouthbreathing as a child messes up your facial structure

>>77694367
>garbage goalkeepers
Yeah, he only scores against shit goalkeepers like Cech, De Gea, and Courtois, imagine if he had to face some elite players like Kiko Casilla.

>>77693255
The doesn't score in august man

>>77693255
Looks like the biggest downie, it's unreal.

his english is worse than pochettinos

>>77694028
>mfw have to agree with a fatty

People who still doubt Kane are just clueless

if Vardy didn't play in a shit team he'd outscore Kane every season

>>77701301
>shit team won BPL
>""""good"""" team didn't

really made me ponder