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Minnesota vs Seattle
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first for Blair Walsh redemption season
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Can't wait for Viqueers to get BTFO
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WOO LETS GO
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hello, go Vikings!
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Lacy is huge
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>muh racism
The absolute state of this ''''sport''''
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/britvikes/ with a pizza reporting in
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>>>77690641

you assholes
use catalog
fucking faggots
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>tfw hate the Packers more than I like my own team

I live a sad life
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>gamepass dies as soon as game starts

Heck!
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Hi, Minnesota =3

let's have some fun today, K?
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>>77691479
that's not a gamethread

it;s a shitposting and fappening thread
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>>77691508
>black out restrictions on sling.tv
I hear ya
hoping a good s/tream come out
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>>77691479
>A shitposter linking to a shitpost
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>>77691517

hi, Mr. Pete =3
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>>77691479
>No Match/game thread in the subject field
>bad image
>Clear shitposting
No.
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>>77691517
I accidentally started it early so I improvised
get in here you fucking nigger faggot
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>>77691560
'no'
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>>77691560

>Derpy Derpison
I hope you get banned

ruining a great night like tonight
sad...
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RIP Kearse

Kasen Williams will not be denied
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>>77691315
>mfw Xehawks signed Blair Walsh
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>That catch
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>espn breaking into coverage to report that Bennett sat during the anthem
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I remember going to parties with Kasen Williams on Mercer Island back in like 2010 and he'd be fucking these solid 6/10 Jewish girls from my high school

Was always jarring seeing him walk through the door seeing as he was quite possibly the only black male on the Island at the time let alone at the parties
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>Throw to Kearse
>defender has him covered and the play fails
>Do same play to Kasen
>Touchdown

hmm....
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>Reminder BlackLiesMatter say Seahawks Bennett brothas you raccist:

>Michael Brown BLM movement martyr was a literal criminal drug dealing thug(literal criminal record), literally just robs convenience store, assaults innocent oldman store attendant, then thugs out at police....but he a martyr of "white supermacist" says Michael Bennett.


BlackLiesMatter Bennett cartoon:

>police shoot a few black criminals, even though they shoot more whites yearly. And blacks are mainly being kilked by ghetto criminal niggaz in Detroit and Chicongo. But BlackLiesMatter says Colin Kaepernick, his BLM puppetmasters, Michael Bennett, Lynch, and Obama
>Lets burn cities down, and loot y'all! Lets protest Americas flag and Anthem for social justice y'all!


See whar happens when BlackLiesMatter Anti-American group brainwashes a multi millionaire 1/2 white retard like Kaepernick into hating America and its flag? And joining their rioting, racist, Anti-law, Anti-America, marxist group? He infects other multimillionaire$ into being useful idiots of Marxist and criminals.


Fuck the NFL and media for appeasing liars, idiots, $millionaire$ athletes and $celebs$, Anti-Americans, and violent thug niggaz.


And fuck the Seahawks org that said they "finding a way to protest the anthem...and respect it". Fucking cowards.


Glad Seahawks got RAPED out of a dynasty by the Patriots
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>2017
>pulling for the xehawks
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yep, Kasen is making the team
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All shefags post anime.
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>Sam Bradford

What happened to Teddy?
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>>77691730
ok
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>>77691690
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TY BASED DIGGS
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I le Digg that XD
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>>77691740
Glass knee
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I'm gonna be drafting Diggs on my fantasy team :)
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>>77690400
>>77690400
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>>77691844
Because Happy Hour sucks
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>cook slipping on every play
>cant see a giant whole in front of him
Hes got bust written all over
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>>77691879
Does it?
>Yes
but do you still like Rare Why?
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>>77691844
because we all dropped cable and ATH as been shit for 5 years
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>>77691808
Is he done for good? Retired?
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No hate from here on Diggs Seahawks all the way but I dig Diggs
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Seahawk's offense looks like they're in midseason form. O-line is solid.
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>>77691966
And then the sack... fml
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>>77691929
has it really been that long?

>please drink
>
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>manlet qbs
wew
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>>77691966
Enter Ifedi
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DOUGHIE FREASHEEEEEEE

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>77692010
what a garbage draft pick
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Why did we let Gilliam go?
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>>77692048
Santa Clara
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Cook should be the lead back. I thought ht was the best back in the draft desu
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>>77692057
what a fairy
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blair walsh is a good looking gentleman

no homo
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cook made sherm look like a bitch on that play
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Seacucks defense has fallen off
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>>77692087
>having a hobbitfetisch
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>>77692087
he's a hobbit you fag
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>>77691740
short end of it. He will be lucky to play again.
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What is sam Bradford's problem
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This is why RBs can't generally win games and should never win MVP.

Good run, good run. good run, stuffed/loss and suddenly it means nothing if you can't pass.
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bradford stop overthrowing everyone you fucking red injun stone aged savage
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>>77691218
Can someone who watches more Vikes than me tell me where Teddy is? Is he still hurt? Is he still alive? Is he ever going to play?
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>>77692152
He's being coached by a man that has eye surgery between every game.
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>>77692172
>you now remember the season when that garbage offense and lelslie frazier defense got carried by AP to the playoffs
That was 5 (five) years ago
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>>77692202
Teddy is alive and is in Minnesota with the team
He is rehabbing and recovering from injury
He is still alive
Maybe, maybe not. We've seen him throw some balls in the offseason and camp but he's not thrown in a game setting yet.
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>>77692208
>5 years ago
>5 ears go
>5-0 last year

What happened?
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>>77692208
rookie year?
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>>77692240
Offense died
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>>77692202
where he is?
>PUP list I think. they are keeping him on the roster. no plans to play him at all. just more of a mascot they still think they can develop once he "recovers"

where should he be?
>either back in a gay nightclub in Loiusville or in a fucking shallow grave that worthless glacial minded nigger is such garbage it makes me sick he's still in the league
Im glad that voodoo doll I made seperated his knee from his thigh so he isn't able to hold the vikings back for half a decade
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>>77692250
APs rookie year was like 2007 or so (the season with almost 300 rushing yards v chorgers). 2012 was when he came back from the ACL and vikings starting qb was Christian Ponder with Joe Webb as the back up
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Brehs

Kasen is finally back
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Whelp. Kearse used up one of his four catches for the year.
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>>77692010
the only reason why pocic hasn't taken ifedi's job is because tom cable is a fucking piece of shit
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>>77692208

And they got their doors blown off by the packers in the WC game scoring only 10 points.

Also that D was above average and the rest of the NFC sucked that year and they played a fairly weak schedule.

Yes he had an amazing year but he wasn't able to do all that much when push comes to shove. Not his fault. RBs just don't have enough impact no matter how good they are.
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LT DED
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welp there goes the left tackle

the season is fucked
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>Fant hurt
Goodbye season
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>Brock talking up Fant
>Fant goes down with a leg injury
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>Fant holding his knee
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Fant is out for the remainder is the number that remains
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>>77692337
Joe Webb was the starter and that was the worse game i have seen by a vikings qb

People were sad Ponder got injured
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>The cart is coming out
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Looks like a broken leg.
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>oline trouble
there goes your season
watch it as it goes
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Imagine how thrash the Seahawks backup LT is
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And there goes your season, Seacucks.
Praying for Fant.
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Is bevell still the Hawks OC? Do you guys still generally like him or would they be happy if he got a HC job elsewhere?
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>Walsh
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>>77692417
He is. Most people hate him.
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>The Seahawks' left tackle is now Luke Joeckel

Russell Wilson is going to die
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hahahahahahahahah HOLY SHIT
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>>77692425
Fant is as bad or worse so it's not much of a loss
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>frodo is now shit from 45+
lel he's lost his last positive trait
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53 yards is no gimme tbqh
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>>77692417
No, we hate him. But I would say we hate Tom Cable more right now
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>>77692473
That's Frodos prime range though
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I feel comfortable saying Fant was the worst consistently starting player in the NFL last season
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>>77692509
Hopefully the Hawks will make a trade for another OL. they have enough depth in certain positions to make a trade for some mid tier tackle.
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>>77692417

Bevell sucks. He's good at drawing up plays, but his in game playcalling is terrible. He always tries to outsmart opponents instead of just having his guys play to their strengths. That's why we never throw to Jimmy Graham in the red zone. It's like if Vizzini from the Princess Bride was your OC.
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>>77692561
We never use jimmy and it really pisses me off.
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>Vikuck defenders colliding
LOL
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IDIOT
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>Antone Exhume
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>>77692417
Bevell is a known retard

There is a reason why we've gone through so many DCs during out owl runs and Bevell has stayed put, he is shit
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>>77691690

seems wise to me
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>>77692417
I remember bevell once called a bubble screen to jimmy graham

why in the fuck would you use graham like that, and targeting kearse in the endzone instead of jimmy graham.

I swear he is retarded
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Leave Blitzing defenses to me
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Nappy time
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TD
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Watch frodo botch this extra point
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the ABSOLUTE STATE of the MinaSUCKA ViKUCKS' defense
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EASY
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>he makes the extra point
the madman
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Man Russell is fun to watch. I know it's not good for him personally but I love what he creates when his blocking breaks down
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have the vikings rested their starters or something?

mike davis is a literalwho
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>>77692591

To be optimistic, this is gonna be his first year with the team where he's healthy and didn't miss the offseason.
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jesus christ
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>>77692417

I'd be okay with him gone
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>>77692664
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Is Russel, dare I say it, the least sackable QB in the NFL?
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>>77692666

Id love to see what he could do with a consistent OLine
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>>77692706
He's actually been sacked quite a bit. People like to prep up Luck and say his O-line is the worst in the league, but Wilson has been sacked 50 more times than Luck over their careers

Wilson is certainly one of the most slippery QBs, but he has been sacked quite a bit thanks to his truly shit O-line.
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>>77692696
Lmao I saw that. Thanks for the zoom
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>>77692706

I believe so
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>>77692696
heroic post, thanks mayne
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fuck out of here

just sit fant already
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>>77692758
Uh what?
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>>77692758
He's gonna be sitting for a while, bud.
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>>77692696
oh babby
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>>77692635
I'm ill but I made it to another year bois

Might not make it through the entire season butt fuck it, I'm here now
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>>77692829
This is making me so mad.
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>>77692829
come on 4
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>>77692829

welcome back
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>>77692696
Once the season is OFFICIALLY started (Week 1)

Who is the 1st Major player to be injured?
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>>77692862
Gronk
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>>77692202
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WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
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>>77692925
MASSIVE

T
I
T
T
I
E
S
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>>77692925
Personally I like mid the most
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WEW
E
W
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lmao seahawks ball
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ebin
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>le $wag youtube man
I miss corduroy
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wow
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Bower is the next Hunter
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>O-line depth
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I just want this season over.
let every single player on offense get career ending injuries (thielen and diggs excluded) so the vikings have to draft a QB in the 1st (brian allen) and replace every other piece of shit that plays O.
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>>77692976
STRONG SIDE!!!!!!!!!!
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I need a puke bucket every time the camera pans over to Seacucks fans.


Seattle is a vile city.
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>>77693017
WE
BLITZ
ALL
NIGHT
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Blair Walsh with some sauce
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>>77692362
have you seriously forgotten The Josh Freeman Game?
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>>77693028
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>>77693014
Bradford is just fine
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>>77693014
Don't worry lad, it'll all be over soon (if God is kind and kills me in my sleep tonight)

haha
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>>77693028
They all look like heroin addicts
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>frodo talking smack to mike zimmer
I hate that hobbit fuck
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>>77693028
?
They're football fans at a football game, wearing football gear. Get your head out of your own ass
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VIKINGFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH LMAO
>walsh pointing right at zimmer
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>>77693038
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Keenum is unironically twice the QB Teddy is
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>>77693028

okay then
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>>77693037
>digging up repressed memories
delet this
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I just finished 3rd in a 5k
Meanwhile you faggot cucks sat here and watched this shitty game in between checking the /tv/ catalog for BLACKED threads
Sad!
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>>77693040
you say that now, but....
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>>77693028
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>>77693060
Keenum has 4 exploding knees?

>>77693068
>Siri

FUCK OFF! Just completed my half-time fap-time.
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>>77693072
They def need online help
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>>77693068
Jokes on you. I finished first and got back onto to watch the start of the game.

Lmaoing at your life
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>>77693068
wrong

I was checking x

Sept 23rd END OF THE WORLD
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>>77693068
>5k
Go lift some weights you skinny kike
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>>77693079
>They def need online help

Look, I'm trying alright? Dubs and Bradford a GOAT SEASON
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>>77693068
Who is aheeee
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ENOUGH WITH THE PURPLE PANTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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You now remember when rappers called condoms
>Jimmy Hats
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>>77693088
PHWOARRRRR
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>>77693088
>another 88 related get by Stevenage
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>>77693103
>you now remember Randy Moss running over a bitch cop and laughing about it
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>>77693068

>running a 5k is the highlight of your life.

Don't deny it, you came on here to find a way to brag about it.
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>>77693086
I squatted 265 at 5am this morning too.
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What percentage of the population of Seattle is transgender? 80, 90 percent?

The whole damn city is a fucking mental institution. The NFL shouldn't encourage this kind of behavior by allowing them a football team. They need help, not sports. These Seacucks games just allow an excuse for perversity to gather on a grand scale. It allows for them to be freaks in solidarity and encourage their demonic behavior. What a fucking nightmare that city is. Complete joke.
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>>77693120
>>77693105
Am I actually blessed, lads? How can I abuse this power for pure evil?
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>>77693125
>Squatting less than three plates
>Admitting it

Get BTFO
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What is Leber? Black? Mixed? A tan white dude?
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>>77693125
That would be great if you were 14
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Looks like its viking shitposting hour

Which one of you guys is Nigbot? I know you are here too Mauer
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>>77693123
it doesn't actually count as running if you don't post about it on facebook, wear a commemorative T-shirt, have running stickers on your subaru, and bore your coworkers with details of your jogging routine every day
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>>77693137
Chinese Jew
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>>77693045
>I've seen every single Seattle fan and they all look like heroin addicts
Why make such stupid statements?
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>>77693056

>You now remember that Steve Largent was a Christian Conservative

I bet he barely recognizes Seattle anymore
>>
>>77693131
>>77693138
Looking forward to seeing you two in the local paper for 5k top finishe-oh wait...

Well maybe they'll report on your shitty quarter squats
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>>77693149
t. heroin addict
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How do I move to seattle without ending up homeless?
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>>77693149
Welcome to spee
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>>77693068

way to go
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>>77693150
His BFF Jim Zorn lives on Mercer Island. I wonder how he feels about it?
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>>77693156
have money

being Asian is a plus too
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>>77693156
Become a tranny and set up a patreon
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>>77693153
>Implying I don't squat 385 ATG
Keep running you limp wristed faggot
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>>77693156

Have a shitload of money.
Don't do heroin.
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>>77693126

boeing is here
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>>77693153
I was in the paper for finishing a 5k.

When I was in high school. And a virgin.

Then I started squatting more than 265.
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Do you guys think if Russel Wilson wins the super bowl this year Ciara will finally let him cum inside her? Can you believe that? A star fucking quarterback and his partner won't even fuck him. Not to mention she bore the child after some one night stand with a music artist, and now has dumped the child onto Russel to watch. Here Russell, take care of this little runt and maybe in five years you can see the stretched out vagina it came out of. And he's proud of it too! The self professed cuck. No better team for him to be the face of than the Seattle Seacucks!
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>>77693175
t. 5'8" 225lb "powerlifter"
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>>77693088
thy will be done
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>>77693191
6'3" and 205. Try again manlet.
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>Poo Peenum
Put Heinicke on
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>>77693207
>Hating Keenum

Better than "Kick the glass" man
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Well gentlemen, it's official.

We better hope to unholy fuck that our starters don't get injured because these guys can't play football for shit.
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>>77693199
t. Pinochio
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>>77693190

but wilson already knocked her up
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>>77693190
>A star fucking quarterback and his partner won't even fuck him.

Wait...what?
>>
Literally NO ONE gives a fuck about your height, weight, squats, runs, etc. in this thread. You guys sound like massive faggots.
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>>77693140
they are dead. I killed them. good riddance.
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The team looks really happy this season. it's good to see high morale.
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>>77693234

Excuse you bitch I'm special
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>>77693234
Your wife's son must be proud of you eh?
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>>77693219
He did it for bants
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Fuck the Seahawks now protesting America and catering to the BlackLiesMatter lies of useful idiot Michael Bennett.

This is why you will lose this year tranniesvin Seattle.

A team with a broken agenda and Anti-America sentiment now.

No love for America, or really each other in that team.

You are doomed Seahawks, just like that commie sjw trannyville shitshow you call Seattle. And your feminist islamic mayor or whatever tge fuck flavor of the SJW month.


You are doomed Seahawks. Like Shittle.
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>>77693250
What a lad tbf
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>>77693254

You got a lot of anger in you
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>>77693254
The mayor of Seattle is a pedophile faggot. Like 4 different negroes have come out and said he fucked them as kids
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>it's getting lighter already

Fuck, lads...

>spastic, crazy, linebacker
Whew.
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>flag flag flag flag
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>>77693254
does this trigger you?
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>>7769324

>if you beat your opponents they win
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>>77693267

Well if he fucked just white kids that would be racist.
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>>77693284

Yes, a white man thinks a black man needs his approval to speak his mind.
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>>77693056
>tfw you hit me right in the feels
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>>77693265
>anger

He's just passionate. He's inflamed. That is the state of a man who is willing to stand up for his convictions. Try not pumping estrogen into your veins by the dildo-load and you'd feel it too. You sit down on your fucking knees with your dick tucked into your goddamn butt cheeks and think that is the normal behavior of a young man in 2017. This isn't fucking Seattle, you tranny. He may be Canadian but he's more American than you'll ever be.
>>
STAND FOR THE ANTHEM YOU PINKO COMMIES
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>>77693265

So should you. If you are even a real American. But patriotism and love for your country has been brainwashed out of you. BlackLiesMatter of course. Y'all lick that azz as your once besutiful country slowly dies and is killed by liberal tranny media andcuseful idiot millionaires Athletes like Kaepernick and Seahawks Bennett...now even infecting and attacking your sports.
>>
Not gonna lie, that pregnant grill in the NFL commercial makes daddy horny
>>
You guys realize that the best way to stop them from doing the anthem protest is to ignore it, right? It only became a thing when the media started reporting on it.
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>>77693320
Tell me l e s s
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What the FUCK was that?
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>>77693335
ESPN literally cut into programming to report on Bennett taking a knee. The world is a meme.
>>
the Windows™ rapping teacher has a doo-doo on his noggin
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>>77693335
don't bother trying to convince the shitposters advocating for Jingoism. It's a waste of time
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>>77693349
>watching ESPN
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>>77693284


Nope. BlackLiesMatter.


It Should trigger you, but y'all liberals are not even real Americans anymore. Y'all brainwashed sheep and Fake Americans. You should be truly proud...and i thought my country was Cucked. Canada is dead.

America soon will be by same hand: liberal tranny commies
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>that blonde chearleader
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>>77693366
It was on in the pizza place I was at earlier.
>>
these queens might be better at soccer
>>
>>77693367
you should get out more friendo

its easy to see the world like that when all you're watching is Alex Jones
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>>77693380
Who are the queens?
>>
Another god damn flag on the o line.
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>>77693359

guy can't rap
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So how are we feeling Vikingsbros?

Thoughts and opinions on rookies? Outlook for the season?

Dalvin Cook looks impressive, but do you think Zimmer will have the presence of mind to actually utilize him or do you think he'll keep him benched and under-played?
>>
>>77693388

the vikings
>>
>>77693413
Doesn't make sense to me
>>
>>77693411
does Zimmer get demoted if the Vikes "underperform" again this season?
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>>77693383

I have lived in 3 countries, and 3 American states.

Y'all liberal trannies live in lilly white areas or liberal colleges, watch Colbert, CNN, and TYT...and think you understand religions, culture, ghettos, the world, or what is going on in America.


You isca sheep my nigga. Either too brainwashed or Afraid to speak Truth
>>
Jesus these losers are shit
>>
>Heinecuck
>>
Finally they can cut Fruechte

>>77693411
Rookies look good tbqh

I'm more worried about this dogshit offense
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>>77693418
vikings
kings

female counterpart:
queens

also viqueens is a common insulting play on words to refer to the vikings as
>>
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Looks like the Legion of Boom finally has some depth again
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>>77693411
7-9 season incoming
the rookies were all strikes. we shoulda drafted a different guy at every pick. I hated this draft. elflein may be decent.
dalvin cook is gonna get injured. someone is gonna lay the wood on him when he hits his 3rd gear he runs completely stiff and upright just asking to be decapitated.

the entire offense should be publicly shamed and cut from the team in a live stream.
then the offensive side of the coaching staff should be tried for fraud and sent to jail for a few months and banned from organized sports for life.
thats how Im feeling.
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>>77693448
It looks like the Xecucks have plenty of depth in the majority of their positions, minus the o-line of course. If Russ has a good year, he could win the owl
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>>77693448

now they just need to stay healthy
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>>77693446
It's Vik-ing not Vi-king
>>
>>77693438
>>77693438
I feel like O-line protection has been much better. Felt like Bradford had plenty of time in the pocket except for a few slip ups. At the end of the day that was our biggest problem. Diggs, Wright.. all those boys can catch. Just need to get some pressure off of Bradford to actually make the play
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>>77693476
Is that some mythical SCB OC?
>>
>>77693479
I've been trolled
>>
>>77693479
Svenne, pls
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>>77693485

it sure is
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>>77693500
>>77693505
Apologize bitches
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>>77693056
Oh god.. so much this. It's painful to be a lifelong fan and watch a group of queer bandwagoners represent the team. I will forever hate leftists for this.
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>>77693506
he will never be forgotten
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>>77693056
I was happier being a fan in the dreadful 90's than I am now. Fucking embarrassing to tell people who I root for on Sundays.
>>
Jesus christ Vikings 2nd and 3rd O-line looks horrendous.

If any of our starters get injured this season it's over, just like last season
>>
>>77693479
>when autism attacks
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>>77693551

Viking is a VERB

TO Vike. TO GO Viking. It means raiding
>>
>>77693545
I agree. I'd rather go back to being Elways' whipping post in the AFC West and have an actual loyal fanbase that isn't 75% hipsters and commies. Most of those faggots probably don't even remember Jones and Hutchinson and when Seattle had the best o-line in the NFL
>>
Why has Collins not been cut yet?
>>
>>77693254
>its a chink turns on his bandwagon team episode
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>>77693485
I honestly liked SCB
>>
>>77693569
yes
we know
but these loser faggots truly are
Queens
or does
Queers
work better for you
BiQueers
>>
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>I'M OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>77693570
The same Hutchinson the Vikings signed? That wasn't even that long ago
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>>77693590
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>
Welp, Grayson just lost his job.
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>>77693581
He should really come back, what with Ballmer owning the Clippers now.
>>
so whats the score
Walsh 10
Queens 6
?
>>
Boykin Flacco'd it.

nice.
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>>77693596
He played on the Hawks before he went to the Vikings. Having him and Jones guarding the left side of the line was a huge reason Shaun Alexander had the success he did. Without him and Jones, Alexander wouldn't have been the 2005 MVP. And I know it was only about twelve years ago or less, but I'm sure half of the Hawks' fanbase has no idea who they are.
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>>77693570
I still have a Rick Mirer rookie card in storage somewhere.
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>>77693551
>>
>>77693574
He's really gonna get cut now familia
>>
Please cut Collins.
>>
Goodbye collins
>>
>>77693612
Just wait til he gets into his own head. You should have honeymoon season before he starts thinking
>>
>>77693617

could he, dare I say, be elite one day?
>>
>>77693642
He could very well be a serviceable starter in the NFL

He needs to work on getting rid of the ball quicker, but he makes good throws and is agile with his legs.
>>
>>77693545
>>77693570
>I'd rather lose with dignity than win with bandwagoners
Literal cuckholds
>>
>>77693629
>using a swedish definition

try not using a dead language next time
>>
>>77693629
see
>>77693590
>>
omg
they just scored more than Walsh
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>>77693667
>>
>>77693219
Apologise
>>
>when your team sucks so bad your game threads becomes a etymology class

>queens
>>
Vikes win on 2-PT conversion cap dis
>>
>le chewing gum and pacing down the sideline man
daily reminder he ran one of the dirtiest college programs in existence then left USC in a flaming wreck with sanctions
with that being said he's a good coach
>>
>>77693665
I don't mind bandwagoners per se, it's the type of people that root for the Hawks now. They are absolute cancer and embarrassing to be associated with. Ironically 49er fans are less cringeworthy and faggy than these creatures.
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>>77693746

not today
>>
>>77693771

thanks for the reminder
>>
>>77691218
19-0 here we go!
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>>77694115

next stop perfectville

night
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