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/heem/ - ngannou vs. jds fight is off

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>Junior Dos Santos failed a USADA test
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/18/16171822/junior-dos-santos-pulled-from-ufc-215-due-to-potential-usada-violation

>Rico Is Going To Kill Bigfoot's Last Brain Cell
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/18/16166828/rico-verhoeven-bigfoot-silva-collide-in-non-title-bout-glory-46

>Conor Got Artem Another UFC Fight
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/artem-lobov/russian-hammer-andre-fili-ufc-gdansk-poland/

Previous Thread: >>77684648
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1st for Paulie vs Khalabeeb
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2nd for the fighter and the kid
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Jon?
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i will fight jon jones

again
again
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>>77688853
The boy got scared by ngannou he started roiding again
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artem help
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>>77688853
Wow artem vs Andre fili! Two terrible fighters fighting to see who is only slightly worse!
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artem please I need
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>>77688910
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>>77688853
Finally some news!
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dana please stop him
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>https://www.mmamania.com/2015/3/29/8308177/former-heavyweight-brendan-schaub-confirms-drop-to-205-pounds-for-next-ufc-fight
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>>77688931
>"For sure I could drag jon jones to deep waters my guy"
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Who was it that tweeted something about: USADA hitting those Brazilians hard, a while back?
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>>77688853
unironically good OP thanks
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dee call the cops
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<-- Carlos Santana
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>>77688931
the puppy fat is coming off boys!
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>>77688962
Just stop already please
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>jds fails
>borrachinha doesnt
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thoughts?

>>77688853
BASED FRANCIS
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>>77688913
You're pathetic lol
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>>77688976
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>>77688989
good card, surely it will hold together
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Francis Negreanu vs Alistair Overeem is the fight to make
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>>77688853
But now who is our /nattyking/ at HW?
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Whittaker for sure uses wrestling angles to box up Romero
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>>77688976
based natty god
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>>77689005
Not even the same filename spergy. One day I hope I can post the webm and know you won't be there to respond, that's the day I'll know you finally got a life, a girlfriend, a purpose...something that doesn't revolve on being on 4chan 24/7.
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>>77689010
i don't think they can afford to pay overeem his 800K with that shit DJ headliner
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>>77689010
Absolutely my guy
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>>77688943
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>>77689010
this, Overeem would kill for a title shot
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>>77688853
>https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/18/16171822/junior-dos-santos-pulled-from-ufc-215-due-to-potential-usada-violation
lmaoo ATT busted again
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>>77689010
>>77689032
ngannou heens overeen.

don't @me
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>>77689029
Thoughts?
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>>77689023
Well at least I know you're looking out for my best interests, but I enjoy the company of this place. My purpose is to fend off people like you who put others down for their own personal gain.
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>>77689005
Pretty much everyone here would rather be a jerk than be pathetic enough to sit around on 4chan 24 hours a day just to white knight a retired fighter who wasn't particularly good anyway
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Fuck Huenior Dos Santos

>>77688967

The guy posts the same shit every thread and it'd literally be so easy to out-banter him, but you just post that same screenshot of any canada flag saying a stupid thing as if that makes you win. This makes you look so wet and pathetic. If you can't do any better than this, just stop responding.

You're not a bad person coral springs but you are an autist. Just settle down a bit.
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>>77688989
add bisping gsp and we've got ourselves a card
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>>77688976
this guy isnt even jacked, look he has no chest or lats hes all arms my grandpa could achieve that physique

i bench 425
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>>77689048
you never leave, you're literally the worst poster here

far worse than spain because he left
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>>77689046
>jon comes back
>striking noticeably better
>assblasted jones haters think gus has a chance
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>>77689051
>hes excited for bisping gsp
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>>77689010
Overeem just got done being destroyed by Werdum. If he fights ngannou he dies
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>>77689062
>he isn't excited for bisping gsp
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>>77689054
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>>77689062
So am I goof. What are you gonna do about it?
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>>77689068
Not him, it's a shit fight that makes no sense
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>>77689046

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Fr_IXOi3A

THE GOAT
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>>77689068
Anyone who watched MMA before 2016 knows how much of a boring fighter he actually is
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>>77689069
5 months of calisthenics right there
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>>77689068
>>77689074
>le epic comeback of a big name xD
gsp is a boring faggot, and the only time bisping has good fights is when he's being pounded on.
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This opens up for Ngannou vs. Stipe at UFC 216

My boy is actually gonna do it
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>>77689049
>Pretty much everyone here would rather be a jerk
Incorrect, maybe in the short term but in the long term you'll just end up hating yourself.
>who wasn't particularly good anyway
This makes no sense because he was good. Period. What do you even mean by "particularly", Schaub was good and beat good fighters.
>>77689050
>as if that makes you win
I'm not trying to win an argument or a debate, I'm reminding the Canadian that this is his life and this is the person you are choosing to be at this time. I hope to inspire change.
>>77689057
>you're literally the worst poster here
Someone literally posts gay scat porn, I am objectively better than him.
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>>77689062

Remember when GSP was the "GOAT!!!" and now that he's fighting Bisping he's some washed up old shit who was never good?

Bisping bless faggots, stay revved
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>>77689092
gsp was never the goat, jones was always the goat.

>being goat means your exciting
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>>77689092
He's gonna wrestlefuck Bisping though, then Bisping will retire and be remembered as guy that got btfo from pregnant WW and never fought a contender
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>>77689088

Dude you post screenshots of people adopting your cheeto fingers meme to make fun of you, as if you're exposing them or something
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>>77689086
I don't know if Stipe will fight again this year. And aren't they waiting for Cain to come back?
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>>77689088
I'm 99% certain you are him. I'm 98% certain you are a lot of different posters. I'm 100% certain you're about to call me a detective or some shit for stating the obvious. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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>>77689104
It's not my cheeto fingers meme, Schaub says that.
>>77689109
Well I'm 100% sure I'm not him because he spams reports on me every time I post and has even admitted to it. I don't pretend to be anyone else either.
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>>77688853
>jds fight is off
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Is Jon Jones basically dhalsim irl
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>>77689086
fuck cain
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>>77689116


>It's Schaub's

Right, now I'm convinced you are a gimmick.
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>>77689108
Cain will never fight again, right now Ngannou is the clear #1 contender and Stipe needs to defend his belt before the end of the year.
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cancel Werdum/Lewis

do Ngannou vs Lewis
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Docklet is the spammer

Coral springs is just a harmless autist. Let him be.
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>>77689134
fuck off with this black vs black bullshit, ngannou doesnt gain anything from beating lewis
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>>77689135
Thank you.
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reem vs niggano is the only fight to make to be honest
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>>77689139
>thanking someone for calling you an autist
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>>77689139

Hey, at least you aren't 5ft4 144lbs.
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>>77689080
t. obese woodleyspammer
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>>77689136
Ngannou has always been Lewis' endgame.
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>>77689152
It's 100x better than being accused of hoarding scat.
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>>77689152

Why is Bramtams baby so black?
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>>77689136
>implying nigganou would beat The Black Beast
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>>77689156
could dockie make the cut to flyweight or is he too chubby?
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>>77689151
Wow you really hate Overeem
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Did anyone find Dockies news interview from when the guy climbed the crane?
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>>77689157
Bisping is a boring fighter dude
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>>77689157
t. butthurt wondercuck
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>>77689118
without the fire yes
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>>77689174

Let's hope his hundreds of thousands of fans don't read this post, he'd be rumbled
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>https://youtu.be/ZcCNj6d1Vxo
WTF I hate MayMac now!
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this is your WW champion
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>>77689186
>hundreds of thousands of fans
How many buys did UFC 199 and 204 do?
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So is Bisping America's champ?
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>>77689192
stop shilling your videos here and seek speech therapy for your lisp
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>>77689206
>flag
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>>77689193
Woodley won, time to move on.
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>flag
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Reminder that Conor used plenty of illegal tactics in the Paulie video
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>>77689203
why is she doing the ass pose in a family picture?
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>p-please tune in to my next fight on Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series where I will attempt to break my record of least punches thrown in a 5 round fight
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>>77689193
>lucky to still be the champ
he's old and looking for a way out. that's why he only takes easy money fights.
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>Floyd beats Connor
>UFC becomes irrelevant and boxing is revived
>The white man becomes the slave of the black man
>America invades Ireland and declares it a black colony
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>>77689230
You'd be better off just cutting your losses and moving on. I know you bet a lot of money on Thompson and Maia but harboring that hate won't bring it back.
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>>77689226
>family picture?
it's my picture now
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>>77689242
>Connor
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is tyrone really the best 170 fighter of all time for beating maia?

I don't think so.
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Are you really gonna sperg out for a whole thread again?
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bet everything on jessica eye she is going to FINISH paige vanzant
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>>77689174
Is that what you meant about since 2016? Because thats exactly what a 2016er thinks
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>>77689277
>>77689247
>somebody triggered the cucksperg

lets see who it was

>>77689230

a fucking leaf
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13737162
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13737162
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Who is your favorite female fighter of all time?
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>>77689192
That was a pretty funny video desu, but stop shilling your videos.
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>>77689285
For sure his fights with CB Dolloway and Thales Leites were master-pieces my guy.
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>>77689318
>Anyone but Valentina Shevchenko
Haram
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>>77689203
His daughter looks a typical British teen whore..
Love it
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>>77689135
I reported him yesterday and he's still here, so the only option is to permanently withhold (You)s
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>>77689287
>still this asshurt about the ww GOAT heeming your childhood hero's
even nba fans aren't this butthurt about mj, the state of (You)
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>77689368
>77689331
He's literally still at it.
>eternally booty blasted beyond repair

Here's one last pity (You)
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Even if GSP beats Bisbong, he'll always be remembered as having been run out of his weight class by Tyron Woodley. GSP can not duck Woodley and be remembered as GOAT. Woodley is GSP 2.0.
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>>77689059
you think jones is fast enough to keep up with gus running around the octagon?
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man i feel bad for bigfoot. he must need money really bad
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Who /ype/ here for Cummins our boy making a run for that tile!?
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JUST
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>>77689321
Dude its not mine, check my fucking flag ffs
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tyron is the ww goat, he beat better fighters than gsp, if gsp thinks otherwise he can hop up on that cage real quick to get heemd
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>>77689426
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>>77689426
cummins was never my boy
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Reminder Frankie Edgar has a bad chin, just good recovery.
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>>77689420
his future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H51FUvMOpVc
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reminder Schaub has good size but bad skill
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>Dutch "athletes"
Why do lanklets ruin every sport?
Remember when this fag lost to a 6'2 Rosholt
lmao
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>>77689327
Dolloway fight was fun

Can you read your own posts?
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>>77689479
if he wasn't Joe Rogan's friend history would have already forgotten him
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>>77689492
that was a truly terrible fight
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>>77689479
>Schaub has good size

I disagree my man.
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>>77689496
Bisping is a boring fighter
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https://www.ufc.tv/video/titan-fc-45

Guy from Coral Springs fighting now
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>>77689510
Yeah dude because Brian Redban did so well for himself just for being Rogan's friend.
>>77689535
Sweet gonna watch, thanks for the heads up.
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>>77689524
barely a fighter anymore my guy
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>>77689512
Boring as fuck.
It was basically hugging except people paid money to watch it.

5'10 Hunt knocking him out was funny though.
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JDS noooooooo :(
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>>77689341
nah she looks cuter, that's because she isn't really english
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>>77689542
Redban would be even worse off if Joe Rogan wasn't his friend.
I remember Joe acting like a used car salesman for Redban's worthless shit on his podcast.

Sad!
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HOLY FUCK

This Titan fight the guys arm got twisted off
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>>77689203
>Rebecca Bisping is 3 years older than you
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I love how Bisping triggers all the Redditors
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>>77689593
35 is old you're old
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>>77689609
age is just a number
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>>77689628
of age and you're 35 basically dead already

do you use a cane
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>>77689635
no a wheelchair lol
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>>77689450
How about you and Tyreese take turns eating my ass?!
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>JDS is a roider

Not even slightly suprised, the reality is outside of BigGOAT, Conor and the two DIaz bros everyone else is on the gas
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>>77689649
>Conor
that compensating manlet dips his fingers in test before biting his nails
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>>77689649
all those guys are on gear
pic related is the only clean fighter and thats not debatable
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>Chalkskins think they can call a black man a monkey and get away with it
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Rampage exposed Bisroid

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/rampage-on-bisping-and-ped-people-who-live-in-glass-houses-shouldnt-throw-stones.3035243/
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>>77689679
>rampage
there's a reliable source
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>>77689679

Rampage is a fat shit who cant even make LHW anymore and has clear CTE

His opinion means nothing
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they trained together buddeh. *waiting for the polish proxy to give me another (you)*
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>>77689688
>>77689695
Lived and trained with Bisping for years at the Wolfslair gym. Bisping said nothing in response and this is a guy who's engaged in beef with Flyweights because they said some shit. Rampage g-checked him and he sat and took it.
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>>77689664
with that record i sure hope he's not roiding
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>>77689695
>rampage does his thing with a door.webm
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>>77689709
>g-checked him
literally cringed
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>>77689664
ur simply wrong pal
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>>77689709

>BigGOAT has literally been tested his whole career
>Never popped

Really makes me think
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>>77689725
>publicly stating you cringed

Bit cringe, innit?
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>>77689666
>autres personnes
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>>77689742
JDS never popped until he did. Will Bisroid retire before USADA catches him?
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>>77689742
Bisping is on undetectable british roids
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>jewsada

https://www.rt.com/sport/387028-frank-mir-usada-interview/
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Who is your favorite drug-free fighter? For me it's myself. Post your UFC walkout song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsi6kCSTIFU
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>>77689645
are you a PAWG?
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>>77689789
you don't even fite until proven otherwise you hoe.
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>>77689775
>be a real fighter
>don't quit
It's a simple formula, Conor. How did you manage to fuck it up?
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>>77689666
Look how scrawny Conor's arms are
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I bet dana is not even mad with JDS.

He is probably shitposting on MM gaymin stream right now
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>>77689831
dj doesn't get ppv points anyway
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>>77689831
Francis should fight Cain on short notice.
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<-- goob !
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Based Nate having Conor's back
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>>77689917
>DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>77689917
he had his back in the cage too if you catch my drift
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>>77689917
based nate
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>>77689917
This is actually adorable
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>>77689917
Ive hated him and his brother for a long time but i have to respect this guy, he's one of the very few who looks to be a legit non roider plus he tells it the way it is regardless of what people say to him or what it could do to his career
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>>77690005
Looks like Urijah Faber
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envious?
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>weedless_rogan.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwryl0tKN8M
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Over/Under how many blows to the head Conor takes before he forgets its boxing and gets DQ'd for using MMA moves
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>>77690044

>being smaller than Cub Swanson
kek manlet
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>>77690044
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>when conor walks around like he's 6'4
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>>77690044
You look so gay the dildo you fuck yourself with also fucks its self with dildos
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>>77690079
>Swanson was born and raised mostly in Palm Springs, California with his four siblings. He had a Swedish-American father and a Mexican mother.
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>>77690044
not really I met Khabib

>>77690120
>>77690069
>>77690079
jealous fags
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>>77690122
man those mexican genes are murderous, you can tell cub would be really good looking and a foot taller if he was fully swedish
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Damn I really like JDS, I think he had this one as well

fight being cancelled probably saved my money
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>>77690153
yeah i was going to bet on JDS lol
i lost $400 this week i know you're all billionaires but i'm seething
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>>77690153

Ngannou would have heem'd him anyway
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>>77689917
>mfw el cucky btfo because conor nate III
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>>77690044
>those braces
L-lads???
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>>77690165
I'm broke as fuck dont know what youre on about

>>77690174
probably but those odds were good
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>>77690044
>>77690196
I want you to suck my cock anon
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>>77690196
Yes? they're braces?
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>>77690044

You look like a fat Andre Feeli
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Does Dana have it out for Andrei?

RIP
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>>77690189
*makes another cringy promo at a failed attempt to get over with the crowd*
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>>77690165
You are were supposed to test the waters with small bets before commiting. Small bets for few months to see if you gain overall from ufc.

Last two events killed me, but overall I have great success.
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>>77690241
I can't get over how fat and weird looking Albini is
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>>77690249
He's our boy!
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>>77690241
based baby
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>Dana White is a fat faggot
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>>77690435
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>>77690241
>junior albania
>literally who
>look him up
>he is a hue

uh thought he was from east europe or some shit, am I rayciss?
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>>77690498

>Being this casual
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>>77690241
wow stop giving Arlovski fights anytime
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If you could ask Schaub one question what would it be?
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Bless you all heem bros.
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>>77689817
Precision beats power and timing beats speed, my man
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>>77690673
Can you count to 10 for me?
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>>77690594
Arlovski and Bigfoot have a combined 20 knockout losses
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>>77689709
>g-checked him
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>>77689963
webm? wtf
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>>77690241
>Hey, who should we give Andrei as his next opponent?
>I know, how about the new prospect that just obliterated a top 15 guy in his debut!
>Brilliant!
Do they want to kill him or something?
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>>77690044
I'll fight you next week. One round grappling one round MMA.
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>>77690944
grappling is mma
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>>77690757
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>>77690968
No strikes retard
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>>77690944
id heem you and everyone itt
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>>77689773
Those dang fish and chips make you a human batter ram.
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>>77691002
still mma
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>>77691010
I finished the Gracie online program. I could kill you.
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*GADOOOSH*
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>>77690241
The way they try to build up prospects by having them plow through washed up, over-the-hill former "champions" is just getting ridiculous. As if Andrei was ever a real champion anyway, the dude has pretty much always been complete trash. The travis browne fight is perhaps his best moment, and travis browne has been revealed to be complete garbage as well
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GADOOSH
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are we just gonna ignore that fact that brandon schuab is a bloodthirsty psychopath?
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>>77691173
*Jon Jones
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EMEKA IFEKANDU

Dude looked pretty good just now in LFA
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>>77691173
reformed jones is a SAINT. a SAINT
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Why didn't he tap wtf

Too many fighters have ego problems
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>>77691246
only quitters tap

I ain't never quit.
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JDS, bruh...

I could understand if you were at some kind of disadvantage here...

...but you're the same size as Ngannou! Just look a your resume, man! What the FUCK do you need to cheat for?

All I wanted was to watch my boy Francis fight a contender, win or lose, and now I can't even do that! Fuck you with a handful of your own used syringes!
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>>77691235
>Saint
>did this to an innocent man
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>>77689664
>fwonkie is c-c-clean!
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>>77691258
JDS would have lost. He isn't in him prime anymore
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>>77691246
He fights people in a cage for a living. Of course he has overblown self confidence.
>>
He's a janitor for a living. Of course he has overblown self confidence.
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Junior tested positive for a diuretic called Hydrochlorothiazite

Diuretics can help cut water weight but are also masking agents

Cowboy and Jake Shields have tested positive for diuretics

Also Bantamweight Guido Cannetti tested positive for banned substances and will serve a 10 month suspension
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any fights tonight?
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>>77690912
Makes sense from a business perspective desu. Gives a new prospect a good name on his record. Arlovski will never be champ again, they can't feed him cans until the end of time. Feel bad for him tho.
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>>77691389
Post an anti-schaub pic and one will happen
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>>77691389
Titan FC has been on fightpass all night, only 3 bouts left tho.

no I don't have a stream, it's on fightpass.
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>>77691413
Teenagers are stupid as fuck these days.
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>>77691413
skater kid probably deserved it
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>>77691487
buddy took off the brass knucks before he started ground and pounding, he knows the difference between murder and manslaughter
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>>77691389
>>77691399
>>77691430
FIGHTS HERE
>vipbox.nuSLASHboxingSLASH495634SLASH1SLASHtitan-fc-45-:-araujo-vs-capitulino-live-stream-onlineDOT H T M L
>replace SLASH with /
>.html at end
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>>77691511
I'm watching it on fightpass but good man.
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which UFC fighter produces the thickest piss stream that makes a really loud noise when it hits the porcelain ?
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>>77691540
hunt
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>>77691246
Why did they make him fight his clone
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>>77691540
cyborg
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>>77691571
there can only be one
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Kind of pissed Titan FC is crowd is empty. Last card was in Montreal and it was full as fuck.
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zlatan vs cm punk when?
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>>77691631
Punk should fight in Glory Kickboxing
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>>77691487
The skater kid was 12 years old you dick
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wtf is a bofando?
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>>77691642
what was the story
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>>77691631

should he have stayed in the WWE?
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>>77691661
>mfw he lasted longer than pico
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>>77691647
portuguese for "cuck"
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>>77691691
Is it?
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>>77691661
why doesn't mickey gall have a fight? he beat sage, he should fight someone in the top 10.
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>>77691709
absolutely 100%
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>>77691705
She would look much better if her cheeks where fatter. Can you do exercises to improve face aesthetics? I should ask /fit/

Also god knows why the fuck she insists on this awful hair color. It's pretty common for middle aged favelada housekeepers to go red hair here though
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>>77691705
can someone post the pic of her and gabi from embedded, I need to rub out a quicc one before bed
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>>77691797
Got something better senpai
>>
MikeSwick.comVerified account
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Antonio Silva to meet Rico Verhoeven at #Glory46.

Verhoeven is going to slaughter this dude
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>>77691413
thats extremely unfortunate that he could get 20 years
>>
>>77691835
why?
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>>77691828
Bigfoot is heavy hitter dummy, Badir was landing good shots on Rico suave
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>>77691825
uma delicia mama
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>>77691660
idk, just read the article posted in >>77691413
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>>77691851
it's literally budget MayMac
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>>77691851
Silva has lost 5 fights in a row and he is going against the champion kickboxer
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Do people here really think JDS is a roider? Reddit seem pretty confident that he is
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>>77691848
Just because he'll be in his late 30's when he gets out after spending more than half his life in prison. It isn't likely that he gets out and just becomes a functioning member of society, most likely will commit some sort of crime after that because thats the only way to survive after going to prison like that.
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>>77691908
>Reddit seem pretty confident that he is
stay there
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>>77691908
there's only one natty brazillian fighter, /heem/ knows who he is, stay on reddit
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>>77691992
for no less than two minutes my guy
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>>77691642
So? When I was 16 there was this group of 13 year old skaters who would give me shit every time I walked home from school. Skaters are known for being dicks, so are kids
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>>77691986
shogun?
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>>77691992
>haha! my tits! yay!
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>>77692020
>le destroy everyone in pride man is natty
Shogun is my boy but c'mon breh
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>>77690241

Arlovski lost 5 in a row... how is he still in the UFC?
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>>77692020
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>>77692012
20 years for brass knuckles sucker punching a 12 year old

>So?
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>only roiders beat hunt
is he low-key the goat?
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>>77692044
don't spoonfeed newfags
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>>77691992
it's also joannas birthday but no seems to give a fuck
>>
I clearly felt the tap
>>
>>77692074
>>77692044
that guy isn't natty
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>>77692068
He's the heavyweight Micheal Bisping. So yes.
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>>77692068
Werdum
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>>77691992
Holy shit did she just post a pic not cutting the top of her head to show her tits? is this real?
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Gegard subbed Hunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGTInm-h9y0
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>>77692046
So he probably deserved it
>>
>>77692042
Jesus.. I had to go check his record to make sure you were right. I was thinking there's no way his last little win streak was that many fights ago. But fucking hell, it's he's 0-5 since Frank Mir. Time to hang it up. Also time for ufc to stop feeding him to prospects as though beating him actually means anything
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>>77692133
no shit
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>>77692143
he got 20 years so you're wrong as usual, lad

if he had a good reason to commit the act he wouldn't have been found guilty
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>>77691992
Nice armpit vagina
>>
Accidental soccer kick in LFA anyone just see that lol
>>
Damn just realised Max Holloway only has 1 Fight of the Night bonus in his UFC career
That's crazy
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>>77692151

I feel like they're too hung up on their loyal legends to cut them. Andrei and BJ shouldn't be fighting (at least in the UFC) but they are still being put out there. Look at who they've fought; up and comers and fading stars.
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>>77692201
Agreed. Add Vitor and Rashad to that list
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>>77692220

Anderson Silva.
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>>77692181
stupidest shit ive read
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>>77692251
>I like to be wrong all the time
enjoy your shit life m8
>>
This dude is 4'11"

He's literally a midget wtf. The other guy is 5'5" and has a 8" reach advantage
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>>77692260
off yourself
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>>77692279
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>>77692201
As much as retirement has been memed theres no real exit plan for old legends, they get paid way more than everybody else and if they don't lose bad enough they always feel like the next one will start their streak back to the top again, keep fighting cans and you'll never want to retire if you are barely getting touched and making 6 figures every time you step in the octagon
UFC doesn't want to let them go either because Lellator will pick them up and they lose recognizable names for the casuals which hurts buys for PPV cards when you are lacking names that people remember
>>
>>77692231
Yea, although he hasn't looked as bad as the other guys mentioned. At least he hasn't been getting ko'd left and right or anything. And the fact that he went 3 rounds with DC without being finished and even hurting him on the feet a couple times is at least something (considering he came in off the couch on 2 days notice).

I agree he should stop fighting though. He's at the point to where you go, why the fuck are you fighting Kelvin Gastelum? What is that going to do for your legacy aside from potentially fuck it up even further if you lose or get knocked out or something? Getting pretty sad, I've always been a huge fan, wish he would just retire already.
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>>77692332
This fight is spicier than it has any right to be.

>punished yoel
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>>77692332

Is this what it's like to be 6 ft tall next to someone 5'4?
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>>77692099
t. butthurt twink

take your top off, take you too off, you fat skinny bitch
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>>77692332
>>77692279
Decent scrap but we all know how this ends
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>>77692122
>getting rumbled in your hometown
nope lol
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>>77692391
>take you too off, you fat skinny
what did the sperg mean by this?
>>
>>77692395
when will they learn?
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>>77689666
>"love"
>hover-hug

smhtbhfam
>>
>>77692395
We'll see.
This little muscle midget is actually pretty beast. His kicks are decent and he's still finding the dude with his hands. Obviously his wrestling is dominant.
He looks tired though.
>>
Bet Yoel is the only paying customer tonight.
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>>77692044
>>77689069
>>77688976
>>77689004
>>
That duck and weave!
>>
I once dated a girl that was 4'11''. When I was 22 and she was 20. She heemed me when I called her a midget (because the official stature of midget/dwarve goes to 4'10' or less).

She gave me my first blowjob.
>>
Muscle midget yes!
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>>77692577

Sounds like a keeper.
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>>77692577

do girls poop?
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>>77692577
the absolute state of canadian chins
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Cant believe they sanctioned a child to fight
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>>77692652
He's a tough little bastard though. He got cracked in that last round a few times.
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>>77692618
For sure. She asked me to see me piss once. I let her do it. But in return I asked her to smother my face before face sitting was popular. She did it good. This was 10 years ago man idk. She married some dude who looks like me.

Anyways, gonna smoke a joint, and have my last drink and watch the main event of Titan FC, Cya.
>>
>>77689096
Rockhold has so much fucking talent

Why does he have to be so fucking dumb to waste it all
>>
>>77692577
sounds hot desu
>>
>>77692752

He's a model who happened to get into martial arts at a young age.

He certainly has a brain like one.
>>
>>77692752
He's a shit terrible boxer with no wrestling

He's basically a glorified athletic Devin Powell
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post good heemmemes
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>>77692790
But he is super talented, imagine if he had DCs brain or something but kept all his natural talent and physical ability
>>
New All Access episode is out
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>>77692832
Does anything good actually come out of those?

In interesting news, Showtime actually hired that BossLogic guy who makes custom UFC posters to make some for MayMac. Don't have the images though, they're alright
>>
maybe i'm selfish but i don't really care if legends keep fighting and get knocked out. i just want entertainment. only time i felt sad was diego sanchez's last fight
>>
Who is your favorite boxer?
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THE REIGNING DEFENDING UNDISPUTED UFC MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

MICHAEL THE COUNT BISPING
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>>77692832
link?
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>>77692897
>defending
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>>77692945
yeah he won a clear 49-46 decision after eating 2 h-bombs
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>>77692792
>no wrestling
Blatantly wrong. He just doesn't use it as often as he probably should.
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>>77692965
>he won the second round
It was a clear 47-47
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>>77692965
>those eyes
has this been photoshopped I cant decide
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>>77692977
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>>77692995
>muh scorecards in Britain
Judges are wrong all the time.
>>
american thoroughbred wrestlers > yurpoor malnourished boxers
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>inb4 mark hunto suing and going on a world tour complaining about the ufc again for making him fight a tested positive fighter
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>>77693026

listen here u little juicy cunt why dont u go and fuck urself off and get the fuck off your ass and come see me little punk fucker bet u wouldnt say shit u little ass fucker
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Got any good MMA related jokes?
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>>77692982
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>>77693047
hahahaha good reddit joke hahaha habe an upvote
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>>77692832
>>77692939
Sorry lad, forgot to link it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kRZuwPDTCg
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>>77693053
I tried telling the Middleweight top 10 a joke about title shots, but they didn't get it
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>>77693152
>t. worst champion in ufc history

funneh guy tho
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>>77693004
Swedish, American, and British judges buddeh

Stay casual Canada

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/hendo-believes-he-should-have-received-the-decision
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Im starting to think that I would fuck cyborg lads
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>>77693185
Hmm how often do you fap for tranny porn?
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>>77693172
The fight was IN England. They can easily get bribed with nice hotels, tons of free shit. Even if they weren't, doesn't change the fact that judges are wrong all the time you fuqqboi. I don't think Hendo won, but Bisping didn't win either. You can't look like this and win. 47-47.
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>>77693214
meant this image
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>>77693214
>muh look at his face

Pigg rigg tier
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Are you too scared to embrace HEEM?

All I need is to be within two feet of you to end your career
>>
>>77693200
Daily

I hate Michael Bisping
>>
>>77693200
not really at all
>>
>>77693228
>gott dropped and land heavy ground and pound in round 1. 10-8 Hendo
>dropped again in round 2 but not heavy ground and pound. 10-9 Hendo
This is honestly clear as day.
>>
>>77693242
You have long ways to go then

Just remember, little grasshopper, a man wants what a man wants.
>>
>>77692752
Usada
>>
>>77693252
You don't score a 10-8 for one sequence. It was a pretty even round that could've gone either way

Hendo had the damage, but he didn't the duration or domination

inb4 muh scoring rules werent in place yet, same principles and ideas were in place
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>>77693272
*pretty even round that could've gone either way until that point
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>>77693272
How bout fuck your round scoring pussy shit. Hendo won the fight and the most damage Bisping did was a low blow in round 2. Whittaker gonna heem that bum anyways so IDC.
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>>77693232
if i get into 3 feet i'll sling my shin into your neck, manlet. i doubt your chicken neck can keep your lil head from snapping back violently ;)
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>>77693214
>muh bribery
Nice rationalization buddeh
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>>77693232
Weight?
Height?
Reach?
Age?
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>>77693214
Didn't he leave /heem/ out of embarrassment?
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you shouldn't be able to win a fight by running and getting hit for 23 minutes but scoring 2 knockdowns
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>>77693316
>muh get dropped twice by a senior citizen who everyone else in the top five would merk in round 1 man
Even Vitor off the TRT merked him. Fuck off.
>>77693337
Fuck off you're biased you can't be in this argument. YOu shouldn't win a literal fight for zero damage either. The objective of a fight is to do damage.
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>>77693327
e-excuse me sir, are you hoodiebro?
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>>77693327
Nah I'm pretty sure he didn't, he's just not an attention whore who wanted to make everything about his cameo in an Embedded. Even after we realised it was him he didn't post much on the matter, pretty cool guy when you consider the lengths some autists here go to to try and be recognised
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>>77693386
>>77693327
wait that dude actually posted here
>>
>>77693402
Yeah, he posted a pic of himself with his face blacked out but then Embeded screwed him over
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>>77693356
actually I dont like bitchping so im not biased
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>>77693408
>face blacked out
I'm glad that racist nazi left
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HoodieGOD BLESS
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>>77693452
This is the spammer.
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>>77693455
This is the spammer
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>>77693466
this IS the thread- I mean spammer
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>>77689046

Why do you faggots pretend he's the GOAT? He is overrated and has never fought without size advantage.
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>>77693306

Address?
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>>77693356
Two H bombs with 6 seconds of actually doing damage does not win you a 25 minute match. Rewatch the fight Bisping was pressuring and landing more shots every round.
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>>77693530
>you should see the other guy
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>>77693548
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>>77693548
Thanks for reminding me who won that fight and is still the middleweight champion buddeh
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>>77693402
I think he still does, just doesn't show it because why bother. He's not a sperg
He posted he met Stipe on here, with a pic without his face, he posted on /out/ what he got from the store and then he showed up on Embedded
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>>77693548
>if you see the other guy can you tell me what he looks like
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>>77693567
bisping won the decision hendo won the fight
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/heem/ - Bisping general
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I'm thinking about going to UFC 218 in Detroit because it's only 3 hours away from me and I've never been to a UFC event before.

It was $250 for nosebleeds. Wtf Dana
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>>77693615
how do they expect people to buy tickets to a card before it has any fights
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>>77693624
This too. Had me confused
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>>77693615
Wasn't there something about ticket prices going up recently in the past year or so?
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>>77693561
>Saving pictures of a fighter's wife

Jesus you are a cuck
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>>77693519
Pride rules are best rules nazi faggot. I would heem you 1v1 so don't call me little. Sports rules change all the time because people don't like shit faggot.
>>77693530
At the end of the day idc because Bisping's performance tells me he will get heemed by Whittaker and likely the rest of the top five.
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>>77693637
>this seething
whats your angle
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Joe would heem Brendan in a match
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>>77693658
I
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>>77693520

>that greasy hair
>baby face

what a shame
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>>77693669
THINK
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bet the favela on conor, its over lads
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>>77693648
>I would heem you 1v1 so don't call me little

Ok, big turd.

Also, Pride is dead you stupid dinosaur, the rules are the rules. Hendo got beaten for 20+ minutes of the fight.
>>
>>77693676

IF
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>>77693681
>Hendo got beaten for 20+ minutes of the fight

why does he look fresh >>77693226
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>>77693674

I'm bigger than you, stronger than you, and taller than you.

And if we were in the wild, you would be my meal.
>>
Does BS have permanent CTE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4
>>
>>77693693
What cup size?
>>
>>77693693
>that thumb
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>>77693693
okay double D
>>
>>77693681
>Bisping did nothing significant for 20+ minutes of the fight
>the rules are the rules
Bisping's only significant strike was a low blow in 20 minutes. If the rules are stupid change that shit, happens all the time so fuck you. At the end of the day, what's done is done and Bisping would get heemed by anyone top 5 so IDC anymore.
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>>77693693

You'll dew nuttin

>no abdominal muscles
>weak wrists
>pencil neck
>poorly developed quads (no view of calfs)
>TOE THUMBS
>FUCKING TOE THUMBS

Liver kick, judo throw, inside leg kicks, RNC, front kick

And a swift one-two to your self-image for those fucking toe thumbs
>>
>>77693693
>I'm taller than you
>Belly button below the door hinge
C'mon bud, try harder. When will these guys learn I swear.
>>
>>77693742
head below the doorhinge*
>>
>>77693693

>CALVIN KLEIN briefs

Definition of tool. Also, careful with the gyno my guy
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>>77693693
Suck your gut in harder my guy
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>all these (You)s to some random faggot with his shirt off
/heem/ is so self conscious and sensitive. stop giving him what he wants.
>>
>all this passive aggressive Schaub talk

Is Schaub honestly the most influential figure to /heem/ culture?
>>
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>>77693705
>>77693709
>>77693711
>>77693735
>>77693742
>>77693760
>>77693764

>30 year old balding untrained MMA enthusiasts get triggered by a young 21 year old
>>
>>77693774

Gotta roast a \remeeh\er whenever they post a shirtless pic.

Anything less than a cauliflower ear, scarred shins, calloused knuckles, or missing teeth is bound to get roasted
>>
>>77693648
Whittaker will meet Left Hook Larry buddeh
>>
>>77693693
C-cups
>>
>>77693785
I'd snap him in half desu

stiff as a board/10
>>
>>77693785
>young 21 year old
as opposed to an old 21 year old

I'm not hating, I'd suck dem tittays.
>>
>>77692044
The Natty King That Was Promised
>>
recommend a good "scary" movie from the last 5 years, heem

thanks
>>
>>77693789
Defanged Vitor and Gegard heemed Hendo in a combined 3:17. Bisping the pillowfist man got a lucky shot on an overconfident surfer boy and couldn't knock out a senior citizen. Straight stupid if you don't think Whittaker will heem this bum.
>>
>>77693853

Luke was running around with his chin out and his hands down. What was he thinking?
>>
>>77693831
Prisoners

Best movie in the past 10 years, but its less scary and more creepy
>>
>>77693831
It Follows
Green Room
The Witch
Also what >>77693871 said. It's not really a scary movie but it is eerie.
>>
>>77693864
He was thinking he would outbox one of the better boxers in this division when Luke has objectively shit boxing. He was being an overconfident faggot and the division is paying for it.
>>
>>77693871
>>77693887
thanks
>>
>>77693895

Why does this sound so familiar...
>>
>>77693831
Conjuring 1 & 2
Annabelle Creation
Lights Out
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>>77693778
For sure 100% he is in that upper echelon of memes my guy
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>>77693930
Sopa de Maschauba
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>>77693913
Are you talking about the McGregor Mayweather fight? Or Eddie vs McGregor? Eddie got all his clinch work denied and his takedowns were stuffed. He literally did not have the tools to win. Rockhold has all the tools to dominate Bisping but he was just a fuqqboi.
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>>77693785

I see stiffness in his image.

And a serious lack of obliques, lats, abs, forearms and neck.

Honestly, pretty disappointing for a 21 year old. Ugly form. Sad!
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>>77693945
Eddie had tools to win but he decided to abandon his gameplan and box. Ended up getting concussed for his troubles.
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>>77693945

Eddie. He threw maybe one or two leg kicks and started shooting for his life after trying to outbox Conor and realizing his fists are serious.

It's like how Ronda only started clinching when her face was a speedbag.
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who is your favorite woman fighta?

for me, it's mummy
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>>77693987
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>>77693987
Do you have a life outside here?
>>
>>77693962
>>77693967
Eddie looked so uncomfortable in that fight. As soon as he walked up the octagon I knew he was dead
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>>77693995
He started alright with the leg kick but I knew he was done the moment I saw him winging haymakers and then get dropped.
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>>77693913
Didn't know blood was spilled during that fight
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>>77688938
fucking kek
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>>77693486
Gustavo
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>>77693995
Eddie is the most unworthy champion in the last decade, closet to him is Esparza but she at least beat rose and won a tournament for it

Eddie was a sheep given to RDA to beat and look good and he got caught
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>>77694143
>Eddie was a sheep given to RDA to beat and look good and he got caught
really makes me think
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>>77693987

The superior MMA milf.
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>>77694168
Bisping was short notice m8 not the original plan besides, Lightweight isn't as shallow as Middleweight

If the UFC didn't want RDA vs Mcgregor they would have matched RDA with Khabib or Ferguson instead
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>>77694143
Eddie was a great champion, he looked perfect until McGregor touched his chin.
>>
Is it possible for the UFC to just stop pretending it's a real sport and also stop the drug testing?
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>>77694170
WTF is that thing on the left?
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>>77694238

An American woman.
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What is she so happy about?
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>>77694201
>Was a great champion
What the hell he never defended that belt once
>Looked great
2 split decisions and 1 loss led to a title shot

>>77694143
RDA passed out making weight for the Alvarez fight, it's not too surprising he lost
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>>77694238
hotter than the jap
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>>77694247
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Ngannou should fight Lewis
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>>77694170
Boltons
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>>77694275
>>77694143
Fucking RDA. The RDA that beat the fuck out of Pettis hasn't showed up for years. Maybe its all the nasty weight cuts or injuries but I'm starting to think he's been USADA'd after how shit his gas tank is compared to what it used to be.
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What are some good trilogies?
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>>77694455
Godfather one and two
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new thread lads
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