Adelaide Crows vs Sydney Swans @ Adelaide Oval 7:20pm ACST
Swans by 20 and at least 3 5AA callers calling for Pyke to be sacked
HEAVE HO UNNA
Basedbane tbqh.
>a fucking yank posting Fred
disgusting tbqh
BASED OP
tripfaggots on suicide watch
gonna go to the footy dressed up in a full burqa
>>77681023
you'd prob get away with it
>>77681033
those are majaks rape slaves
whats for dinner lads
>>77681083
swan
>>77681083
chicken katsu sushi and 375 ml pepsi max
>it's a seppo tries hard to fit in by posting ebin memes episode
sad
>>77681163
that's a lunch meme fuck head
>BSA not only watching our sport but using our memes
what a time to be alive lads
Big Strong Swede here
good time to be a multicodetural lads
>>77681244
why
is tonight the Grand Final preview lads
>>77681293
No, Richmond memes their way to the grand final and loses by 150
>>77681303
>thinking your opinion matters at all proxyfag
SQUISH SQUASH SwedeWORM
>>77681320
Rude
>b poor
>need to use train
>buy conc. ticket
>try exit train station
>don't have conc. card
>smelly indian fuck fines me $100
>don't pay it cause poor
>get letter telling me fine has gone up to $190
>motivates me to finally bother applying for centrelink
>now have money to pay off the fine and also money to buy drugs again
cheerio gobernmend :D smard buggers u r! :D
>>77681327
How did you survive without a job and no Centrelink bucks?
>>77681329
don't know why i am always asked this. isn't it obvious? parents.
>>77681327
I should go on centrelink again but those employment centres they force you to sign up at are really bad for my mental health
can't wait to vote no lads
>>77681464
told a guy at work who I know is a closet fag that I'm voting no for "the butthurt it will cause, and not the butthurt fags like" looked like he wanted to fight but knew I'd dust him. top keg.
>>77681464
t. younis
>>77681083
gf is going out tonight so I might grab some straffpills
>>77681083
Just had a chicken Kiev and vegies for lunch so probs just a protein+banana shake
When this man dies the mainstream media will go crazy over him.. what a shame people don't realize the creativity in peep and style, kind of like a modern Kurt Cobain
round 23 should be tuxedo round
all players and fans must wear a tux
>>77681475
lol this. Do not give a single fuck about marriage but will probably vote no just for the keks
>>77681532
I'm voting based on the principle of not accepting media outlets inadvertently virtually telling you what to do by guilt trips and completely biased coverage.
I turn on sbs and abc to form my opinions. by thinking the opposite
Hi guys, Adrian Barich here. Going to be an aboluste rippa tonight!
>>77681550
>tfw crows fan trying to not get my hopes up but finding it extremely hard
>Swans have gone 12-2 since being 0-6 and gained 154%
what is this sport?
>>77681632
fuck off derro cunt
>go to mosque in full burqa
>hang out there all day
>face mecca with muslims at all prayer times
>secretly be praying to Jesus
D E V I L I S H
>>77681649
>not praying to the two sons of God
had a dream last night that I had really depraved sex (arse to mouth and shit) with my step mum last night
not sure how to feel about it
>>77681527
nice The Room frame m8
how's your sex life
>>77681662
What possible ideology holds up both Trump and Reagan as gods?
Lads
Crows are getting fucked tonight lads
>>77681780
Imagine being a boong and still having a better life than every /pol/tist in existence lmao
>>77681810
you're assuming boongs have self awareness and comparison skills
(they don't)
>Be 0-6 at the start of the season
>Potentially end in top 4
Why is this allowed
>>77681832
narratives my child
Snake BTFO
>>77681828
>comparison
Irony can be pretty ironic at times
Need to win this or /top4/ dream is over.
>>77681832
Easy. Coach kept believing and the main players came in while the young cunts got actual experience. Sadly still the hawks fuck our shit up.
>>77681876
>That player who broke his arm or wrist when he failed to jump over the chain
Still laugin
hawks lads
>>77681895
>mfw they make the finals somehow
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who /dabloos/ here?
>Defenders already making me feel like I had to watch Iron Fist
>mfw
new King Gizzard is legit
>>77681917
t. Triple J midday announcer
>>77681917
Which one? The album from this week, or the triple album from 2 months ago?
>>77681923
trust me I hate that crowd as much as anyone but it's good
broken clock etc
>>77681927
new one today
https://kinggizzard.bandcamp.com/album/sketches-of-brunswick-east
>>77681930
>broken clock
Is this a bonus track for a special edition or something? I can't find it on the album listing.
>>77680771
If Swans win this, who will beat them in the finals?
I need Adelaide to knock Sydney out to believe my team has a chance.
Little bit of blog trivia for you all, last time Adelaide met Sydney at Adelaide Oval, the crows won, I finger-banged a sloot in a quiet beer garden. We fucked for the next two weeks and I haven't been laid since. Bit sad about this fact.
>>77681936
Are you... you cannot possibly NOT be trolling here right? A broken clock is right twice a day?
>he fell for the test.
sitting here eating some spicy trident soup and Mum tells me she's bringing home wok in a box
IF I am a gigantic nigger dick loving Cucktorian
THEN it is what it is, what can I say?
>>77681707
Republicanism
>>77681960
could be worse, could be a worst cuckstralian
Tipped Swans to be honest, could really go either way if they show up
How many players are going to try the Toby Greene studs out defending space now that it's been made legal?
[spoiler]And how many weeks are they going to get suspended for?[/spoiler]
Reminder that I am Reality Cuck posting without my trip and that his next post will be predicting Swans in a "close" one.
>>77681970
having his reputation is worse than getting weeks
This is the going to be the first of 3 Adelaide vs Sydney matches in the next month
>>77681970
>legal
>fined
Pick only one
>>77681866
We'll do it from 6th mate
>>77681977
He only got fined because he got him in the head.
The studs out, pushing off people was legal.
stop trying to make predictions you know the finals are going to be memed as fuck
>essenshit
>>77681866
>>77681982
>Swans finish 5th
>Hawthorn finish 8th
>Sydney get knocked out first week of finals
Hopefully there's some justice in the world.
>for mine
>yfw this happens
Any prostitute lads still about? Those stories were a Friday night highlight.
>mark maclure still has a job in the media
Why
Let's have an active thread and discuss the game tonight.
No RC posting, but Straffo posting is always welcome.
>>77681983
>The studs out, pushing off people was legal.
t. never watched football in his life
>>77682044
What do you mean by that?
It's LITERALLY what the AFL tribunal/match review ruled. He only got a fine because his studs made contact with the Bulldog's players face.
>>77682047
if you actually aren't trolling you could be the dumbest person in the thread right now. If you watched the fucking game you could see him talking with the umpire and the ump gesturing knee up = good, leg out = bad. Just because the guy copped a fine doesn't make it legal you dingus. The fine was a message that next time it happens you get weeks. but I suppose in your mind it'll be dindu nuffin stupid tribunal
>studs out into opponents is apparently legal
>nobody has been running around doing their best Jackie Chan impersonation on their opponents for years
hmmm...
>>77682055
The umpire made the wrong call as per the match review.
>The fine was a message that next time it happens you get weeks. but I suppose in your mind it'll be dindu nuffin stupid tribunal
The umpire reported him for rough conduct, or something along those lines.
That means he'd need to be assessed by the [x] High, [x] intentional, [x] medium damage system and would get rubbed out for weeks.
Instead it was changed to misconduct, which is the same as a fine for wrestling. Again, this was only because he got him in the face.
If the umpire was correct, Greene would be out suspended, but he was clearly wrong under the AFL's interpretation of the rules.
reminder to all heathens that Chris Yarran found Jesus Christ and saved himself from meth addiction. This means that edgy teeange wog Satanists like you reality cunt are going to burn forever in hell.
>>77681998
The justice that Hawks win it again.
>lefties at uni host BBQ to raise awareness for gay marriage vote
>have double the sauce and don't say thanks to guy who puts sausage on bread
Take that fucking SJWs
feels like just last week we were all laughing at Sydney for being cellar dwelling shitters. I hate that the season goes so fast :'(
Who here /baz/
Vote Sharia
Vote No
Why do AFL players share homes with each other?
Anyone here ever banged a Uni prof?
voting YES
lads
>>77682128
a 5/10 asian lady would email me about stuff unrelated sometimes but i never did it
>>77682126
Cheaper. Bonding. Can double team the same girl for even more bonding.
>>77682128
I would if I could.
>>77682126
usually because they are younger and not all of them can afford a house on first or second year salary and want to split rent or some locals house guys who've been drafted from interstate, I think there was a case of a ruckman housing his protegee too.
>>77682136
What does a 5/10 Asian lady look like?
>>77682128
banged my boss at my old job to get shifts and she ended up leaving her husband
>>77682147
like 95% of them
>>77682154
Was after more of a picture reply.
>>77682151
CROWS
>>77682158
You got access to google.
>a woman is actually marrying a manlet umpire
sort yourselves out /afl/
>>77682158
This was a while ago, I don't even remeber her name.
but it was at curtin for some accounting unit if that helps.
>>77682166
But my 5/10 and his (your?) 5/10 could be different.
Need to just get a general idea to live vicariously through the story.
>>77682178
Was just after a general benchmark, not the actual woman. That's creeper tier.
>>77682175
To be fair, our national average height sucks compared to most European nations
>>77682198
t. manlet
>>77682196
I'd like to think she was better looking than her, she was younger and kinda thick without being chubby, I'd give your pic a 4.5 I guess going by that scale.
If the cows win tonight, then they can rest all their players in round 23 and the iggs can beat them and make the finals.
>>77682223
>if the crows win
LMAO!
>>77682223
>AFL start the season early and give all teams a 2 week bye heading into the finals
>Uninstalled Office to try making the trial thing piss off
>Can't reinstall
>Just remembered it can be accessed online through one of those uni desktop things
Hope you're all using your uni resources to the max lads
>>77682235
you in the wrong neighbourhood boy
>>77682234
>he doesn't torrent office
cuck
>>77682235
BTFO by /afl/ janny GOD
>>77682240
Last I remember Kickass Torrents doesn't have a download button anymore and any of its spinoffs need you to make an account when clicking the download button. It's ridiculous
>>77682234
>dumb enough to fall for the university scam
>>77682240
>Torrenting
Enjoy your worms.
The real master race got 50 copies of Office when Microsoft made their msdn free for a bit by mistake.
>>77682248
ever heard of tpb?
>>77682223
>worst cuckstralia relying on a team to enter the finals
poothetic
>>77682255
Never liked it, always looks dodgy
>radelaide blows
>>77682248
>>77682259
absolute fucking casual
>Tipett
Told you lads he was going to kick a bag on the Crows. 5AA is going to be delicious after his 8 goal game.
>>77682259
rutracker t.bh
What's for dinner lads?
>>77682259
>these are the type of individuals that are in /afl/ threads
>>77682259
>the godfather of torrent sites
>dodgy
>>77682273
>this level of weeaboo
Ling has to be the dumbest cunt on television
>>77682284
I don't think he's dumb but he has never once said anything insightful.
>>77682273
Salmon?
>>77682281
Itadakimasu anon! ^_^
>>77682255
Isn't TPB blocked in Aus? Just saw on the news that even more torrent websites got blocked today.
>>77682273
Looks good anon
>>77682270
Ah fuck forgot about that one, thought it was just for obscure enriching Nip music. Cheers m8
>>77682265
Casuals don't go downloading hundreds of GBs of obscure songs every few weeks m8
>>77682299
not sure what cuck ISP you're with mate mine is fine
>>77682295
of course
>>77682299
>he uses the ISP provided DNS
>>77682299
You can literally google it and the first result is a proxy for it.
Holy shit the spaghetti this game. Even with the decisions going to the crows way, they seem to just get crushed by the pressure of the swans.
>tfw reading the crows board on BF
meltdown already
>>77682304
t. casual
>>77682299
via DNS, just use Google's 8.8.8.8 and you're good to go.
mitch mongovern
>peemons don't stand a chance against the muscular, elite Brisbane Lions-Fitzroy Football Club
What a time to be alive.
>>77682331
GREAT post
>>77682304
it's best for music but is still handy
feeling good about being a degenerate and betting on the swans lads
5AA is slowly on the boil right now, KEK just as I say that they are seething over that free
Lever is doing his contract situation no favours with this game and the last. What a Muppet
>>77682342
>not betting overs
THEY LITERALLY CAN'T GO A MINOR PREM YEAR WITHOUT SHITTING THEIR PANTS COME END OF YEAR
>"Umpires gifted Sydney 3 goals so far."
are crows trying to challenge Iggs fans for the title of "most delusional"
Adelaide were on track to be worse than last week's Dockers.
That 5AA callback would've been one for the ages.
Easiest way to fire up 5aa lads? TuneIn?
>>77681906
>2017
>still watching capeshit
>>77682356
afl match centre for this game and click listen live then pick 5AA
>>77682356
Afl website, click the game and click listen live
How wasn't that holding the ball?
>finals in two weeks
>1 month of finals footy then nothing 5 months
who / thinking about suicide/ here
>>77682366
The trading week and draft time is always fun lad.
>>77682366
nah bbl to look forward to m8
>>77682366
epl you poof also nice dubs but check my trips
>not being able to hear that umproach's whistle
unnerving desu
>all Sydney Grand Final locked in
Is this the worst timeline?
>the bull kennedy
What did bruce mean by this?
>>77682366
based a-league starts in october lad
>>77682366
NFL lad
>>77682366
always feels like it will be forever until it comes back but you hear a few trade rumours, see some pre season footage and before you know it it's pre-season comp and it's footy time again
>>77682372
>calls someone a poof
>is a wog
Kys
>>77682371
>>77682372
>>77682378
>>77682379
>watching semen slurping sports
nah
Love Twenty20 cricket
Love Twenty20 cricket discussion
>>77682366
What are some elite suicide methods?
>>77682373
it's his mic pack not the whistle
>>77682366
It's the cricket season though! Get hype.
>Used to like cricket more than football
>Get older
>Australian team is full of wankers / 20/20 starts taking off
Literally couldn't give a shit about cricket any more.
Any recommendations for good summer sports to watch?
>>77682384
handegg is manly
>>77682387
zerobese please go
>gunt bead thad daste
>>77682389
yeah, hence you can't hear his whistle
>>77681327
I just reapplied for centrelink last week for pretty much the same reason
>>77682396
Who /grisbysdribs/ here?
>>77682366
>NBA
>NFL
>NHL
Maybe you should just kys
I just got a pay rise lads and the mrs is overseas for a week
>>77682411
Whos the trip who always goes to brothels?
>>77682409
>NFL on monday mornings over here
>NBA one team comp
nah
>>77682388
Go into bat against Sean Abbot
>tfw Roos fan
>>77682394
you keep telling yourself that
>>77682384
so I take it you've never watched me fucking your mum then?
>>77682388
Charcoal brazier in an unventilated, enclosed space with a few drinks to help you nod off.
Far out I forgot how good the pre-credits sequence in Skyfall is
grigget :D:D:D
>>77682417
Holy shit lad I was planning my suicide tonight but this put me in a better mood lmao
>>77682273
better than mine
Did he just call betts a "little niggle"?
>>77682416
>Only picking winners in the NBA
>>77682431
wow I've never seen this pic before
>>77682421
Mate, you think your tough or something?
I'll fucking dust you outside the pub if you blink again
>>77682443
>your
>>77682415
oxygen thief
How do AFL players shoot out the snot in their noses so cleanly? Surely it should be a mess most of the time? I can't even imagine being able to produce the force needed to shoot the snot out my nose without it ending up all over my mouth. What is their secret?
>start of the second quarter
>/afl/ already has 214 posts
/afl/ on thriving community watch
>>77682347
goodesbachelorparty.jpg
>>77682443
if you ever try to steal my pub enforcer meme again I will literally dust you
>>77682455
kekked
>>77682417
Fucking hell m8
>>77682415
*nn* *r*n
>>77682366
t-there's always international rules
dusted a cunt out front of the pub last week ama
>>77682425
Casino Royale is my favourite
>>77682417
holy fuck, BT saying people having a set shot on an angle are kicking from directly in front is pissing me off
>>77682453
Lmao same
Id just get it over my chin and shirt
Why can't we get hotspot tech for those decisions?
>>77682469
Were you prosecuted? What was the motive? Alcohol fuelled violence has no place in a first world country
who /no friends/ here
sometimes i think it would be nice to go out on the weekend
>>77682475
to him directly in front means they are facing the goals
>>77682457
>pretending to steal my meme
fuck me lad, thought I'd never see this
>>77682453
>the virgin sniffle
>the chad snotrocket
>>77682484
you sound just like the poof I dusted
>>77682485
I havent gone out with friends in over 3 years. Im honestly losing it.
>>77682485
where do you live mate
>>77682491
You didn't answer my questions
>>77682485
>>77682493
2 of my friends work in nightclubs so are never free when I am
one quit his engineering job and went travelling the world been gone 2 years
the other moved to Sydney at the beginning of the year
I am literally no friends
Who is the biggest meme captain and why is it Tex Walker?
>>77682488
you are cruising for a dusting cunt
>>77682505
I always wonder how people can just travel for two years. Presumably they work overseas, but how do they get the visas and what work do they do?
>>77682512
I went to school with him ama
>>77682505
>quitting your job to go travelling
I am so fucking sick of these people. They inevitably then come home and blame the "economy" for their unemployment when in reality it's because they decided to live like an 18 year old for two years in their late 20s.
>>77682514
>2016
fuck off newfag
>>77682516
Did he root any babes?
lmao they are already eating each other alive over on BF
>>77682453
I'm very good at doing this. Called a bushman's blow.
>tfw imaging all the QT crows fans at the game who are all depressed over watching sydney dominate
>>77682516
what was he like
>mum keeps showing me job advertisements
What do lads?
>>77682522
yeah quite a few but he was a bit of a pussy until year 11/12. he was hated but the cool kids cause he was part of the sporty group who didn't drink or smoke
what the fuck is with this cunts face?
>>77682530
>tfw you shoot out a bloody booger in the shower
Feels good man.
>>77682518
that's just been your experience, my mate was a civil engineer for about 5 or 6 years who said "fuck this" and jetted, while travelling he got his senior engineer qualification and does consulting work for a bit when he needs more money to go somewhere else. He is literally living the dream
>>77682521
>a picture that's relevant can only be old
fucking loser lmao
Anyone else despise Sydney?
Literal cucks for defending Goodes
>>77682532
lots of cunts hated him, turned out alright and was a bit go a funny bugger by the end of school and got into a strife by doing sneaky shit
>>77682545
what did you really expect for "tolerant, progressive" Sydney?
>>77682545
>defend a 2 time brownlow medalist
>cuck
okay mate
>2.4
/crows/ here, going to top myself if we continue down this desolate path.
>>77682545
I despite them the AFL is rigged for them to succeed
Shut up Ling you dumb fuck
>Uh-hurr I can read!
>"Good teams don't start 0-6. Last few months have simply been ying yang shit."
>this esoteric damage control
>>77682547
>sneaky shit
go on
>BT rambling about baths for three minutes
What the fuck is going on
McGovGOD
CROWS lads
FUCK WHY DID I TIP CROWS
>geckohands
Umpball engaged.
>tipping cows
elite childhood feel
>>77682583
>worstcuckstralianrealisesnoneofhisteamswillbeplayingfinalsin2017.jpg
>>77682590
tryingtoohard/10
>win it at the cold face
What does that experssion even mean?
>>77682596
Coal face.
>>77682595
t. Worst Australian
>>77682596
Coal face you fuckcunt.
>>77682596
Pretty sure it's coal face u autist
>>77682596
surely you aren't this dumb
>>77682602
>>77682606
>>77682607
Nice casual racism.
If I see one more ad for little big shots I'm gonna shoot my television
>>77682602
>>77682606
>>77682607
>>77682611
>getting tricked
>>77682602
>>77682606
>>77682607
dat casual racism
If I see one more trip fag post I'm gonna fucking end their pathetic life
>>77682621
FEELIN LIKE THE ONLY ONE
>>77682590
Iggs will finish 8th
>>77682634
mmm don't think so sweetie :) xx
>>77682630
End Bruce Mcaveneys too please
>>77682622
>damage control
>>77682630
you should end your own life for not having them all filtered
>>77682636
Fucking sweetieposting makes me kek every time
>>77682485
here, cut my friends out years ago because I got sick and tired of them only ever talking about other people and gossiping about friends that weren't there like a bunch of faggots. Now I kind of miss going out desu, had no luck meeting other people
>we pie as one
>>77682655
Gossipping is fun though
>>77682658
>paying to listen to whores bitch about each other taking dick
>>77682669
You had to pay your friends?
>Falling for an obvious test
>>77682658
No it's not. It's dumb, especially if that is the only thing they ever talk about, always talking shit about people that aren't there.
>>77682657
>BERRO GAGA XD
>>77682674
kek
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>77682657
I love multiple creampies
>>77682681
>carbs
Where does not being a fatty place me?
>>77682681
>Lawful good and chaotic evil are just as useless as one another
Pottery.
>>77682681
lawful evil
>>77682689
Trip on
reminder that any form of XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget
>>77682696
>he doesn't eat wholemeal bread
>>77682681
where does lawful neutral plus putting it in the freezer place me
>seeing 2 of your memes posted by others within 10 posts
reminder that any form of straffo posting is the sure sign of a mental midget
>>77682681
my sister used to leave the bag open with pieces of bread strewn across the counter, all the condiments with their lids off and the fridge wide open
I think she legitimately might be a sociopath
reminder that any form of reminder posting is the sure sign of a mental midget
>>77682714
fuck off
>>77682714
Nice try Straffo, I'm voting no for gay people to live now.
reminder that hitler was a great man
>>77682723
>>77682715
Was she hot at least?
>My multi hinges on a Swans win
>I don't even watch AFL
Are they gonna win lads?
>>77682731
I don't know. everytime I looked at her I just felt immense feeling of disgust like she had worms crawling out of her eyes
>>77682735
too early to tell m8
>>77682735
probably, but on recent form they pile on heaps of goal early and people can't peg back the lead. Adelaide are definitely within striking distance
>>77682735
post slip
Just remember guys, Adelaide are free to go after players under contract (Gibbs) but go after one of theirs (Cameron) and that's suddenly a massive problem
>>77682743
>the twist is that you are the sociopath
>>77682749
gibbs requested a trade to adelaide
>>77682745
>>77682746
Fucking hell I meant the Crows. The state of me.
>>77682747
Here.
>>77682765
please watch our sport big strong new zealander
>>77682765
that bet is pathetic
>>77682765
the safe bet is that your missus is getting a solid beating looking at this multi
Here comes Hamish the pedo
>>77682749
Gibbs always wanted to play with Adelaide / SA based team. Carlton basically cucked him for 10 years.
The 2006 draft is always a fun one to look back on.
>All those teams picking shit trucks in front of Joel Selwood
Cunty McCunt is a genuine cunt and probably a pedo
>>77682779
That girl was so sweet.
>>77682749
Typical Crows tbH.
Had a massive hissy fit when players like Gunston left.
>>77682789
Best one all year
Possibly the only person who knows the giants song too
>>77682765
>Phoenix v Meralco
Let's go Crows
Swans r done
>>77682796
>those glorious couple of rounds where GWS and Gold Coast had to have the song lyrics held up on a big board
>>77682806
worry
>>77682807
>that first suns win against bitchmond and they all have to read the sign
>>77682342
>You
Bigger mong?
Cameron or McGovern?
>>77682823
your dad
>>77682531
>70 year old knitting grandmas
>QT
>>77682832
true haha
BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY
>"DENNIS WHERE ARE YOU. I NEED YOU RIGHT NOW!"
based
>Run 70 metres
>2 bounces
>Not holding the ball
HOW?!
FUUUUUARK BUDDY
heeney looks twelve
>>77682852
'natural stride'
>>77682852
If the 15m rule was actually applied as 15m there'd be nonstop whistles for years while the players adjust. It's like holding in the NFL or travelling in the NBA.
>>77682855
Your mum is a 12
fuck that coon is ugly
>>77682817
buddy has me covered la
literally zero stress bet
>Rohan
is he ded
>>77682896
thanks for deleting your original post to repost it with that stale meme. you're a funny guy
Any of you faggots got a good HD stream?
>>77682719
trip on, reality cunt.
>>77682908
>>77682896
>>77682884
Embarrassed for you right now
>>77682884
>deleted
>>77682908
you've posted this three times now
what the fuck is with the dumb cunts tonight
>>77682884
>>77682896
>>77682908
embarrassing desu
why is tex so shit
Surely no one wants shitney to win tonight right?
>this cunt sameposting his greentext
WHY
>Free kicks
>Adelaide: 21
>Sydney: 6
>>77682934
Correct
>>77682940
>HOLDING
>HOLDING
>HOLDING
>HOLDING
>HOLDING
>Tex does a Hawkins punch
2 weeks?
>>77682950
Hawkins only got two weeks due to his record, not sure on Tex's though
LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYdd
>>77682955
Hawkins actually got 3 due to his record.
The base report for those sort of things is 2 -> 1 with early plea/good record.
G E C K O
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gecko hands mcgovern
G E C K O
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>>77682950
what would the verdict be if he was a muslim with celebrity references?
>>77682965
3 Guardian articles down to 2 due to skin colour
tfw had a wank in toilets at uni today because there was a PAWG in tights
>>77682940
>>77682965
held 14 days without charge on terrorism """""offences"""""
>>77682979
How on bloody Earth did you cum, walk out the toilet stall, and make your way to the taps a few feet away without someone noticing your sticky hand? Or are you a tissue issue?
>>77682984
I'm sure he didn't blow his load onto his hand.
>>77682984
>he doesn't stand, turn and cum directly into the bowl
>>77682984
what does any of that mean
>>77682984
just as you are about to cum, shift your weight back a bit and stick point your dick down into the bowl, the pressure it creates is so cash when you blow and you don't have to worry about clean up just flush.
>>77682984
id already wanked 3 times that day so my load was pathetic
>>77682984
>>77682995
>he doesn't stand with his legs as far apart as possible and lean forward and cum into the bowl
Where all the streams go? The site I use has 4-5 streams per game now it's down to 1 stream every week
>>77682984
>what is toilet paper
>>77683001
never mind, ignore this post lads
>>77683000
laughing so hard at that image, pure retardation. imagine people in the other stalls seeing your feet that wide pointing the wrong way
What's the best way to heat up cold pizza
>>77683001
Been dammed to generate hydroelectricity.
>>77682984
>8.10
fold this artificial club
>Black Mountain as end of quarter music
elite taste
>>77682995
Sounds like a recipe for nutting on your pants desu.
>>77683009
microwave then pan or grill
>>77683009
with heat
>>77683017
>he doesn't take off all his clothes to shit or wank
>>77682999
>playing 5-on-1 this much
>feeding the ducks this much
>tooting your own horn this much
>giving out free literature this much
You're going to get ED m80
>>77682984
>>77683009
1. Eat them cold. They taste better cold.
2. Oven.
3. Frying pan.
>>77683020
forgot to add: never microwave on its own
>>77683035
Why?
>>77683024
ELITE method of disposing internal materials
>>77683032
rooted that girl third from left desu
>>77683008
This reminds me of an autistic story
>be 15 in highschool
>dicklet so embarassed to use urinals
>conscious that people will see my feet facing the bowl in the stall and laugh at me for being stall-pisser
>idea.jpg
>enter stall, take off shoes
>turn shoes to face stall door
>kind of kneel awkwardly into the shoes and tuck my feet up while propping myself up on the bowl
>shoes now facing the "correct" way
>take piss
>put shoes back on
>leave
It became a habit and I started doing it at home as well until my little brother walked in on me by mistake once and laughed his ass off.
>>77683038
you get soggy-ass crust and bottom
you must always re-crisp
>>77683043
jesus christ
>>77683041
kek
just reset my computer and realised after that it was just my mouse that was broken
>>77683043
How is taking a shit less embarrassing lmao
kick straight you fucks
lmao jones is a caveman
lads, how the fuck does everyone at uni afford a macbook?
>>77683067
this
>>77683064
I ordered a new phone when my power button was fucking up. I dropped my phone when drunk the next day and it fixed it
I automatically prefer players who wear their socks up desu
G E C K O
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After you take a shit, how do you guys wipe? Do you stay seated while wiping or do you stand up and wipe?
>>77683072
>what are parents
>>77683086
Why do people stand up? Is it a meme or is it just for fat people?
Gecko hands mcgovern is set to become bts 20th successful meme
>>77683086
>stand up and wipe
who the fuck does that
>>77683086
seated, put paper under balls and through then pull forwards
t. fat cunt
>>77683086
The fuck would you stand up for?
when you shit do you spread your cheeks with your hand and then sit so your chocolate dot doesn't get dirty? its a guaranteed way to not need to wipe
>>77683043
Fucking kek, I'm a stall pisser too but not like others care m8.
>>77683086
I stand up, used to stand up to take shits because of fear of spiders under bowl and had to wipe the floor whenever shit splashed out and all over the place
>>77683043
This is literal autism. Not even in the internet sense, this is actual autism.
>>77683087
>every parent can afford to give their kids $1800 laptops
>>77683072
I'm not very computers but what does a MacBook do better? Doesn't everyone just use it for Facebook and Uni work? What does it do better?
Stander upperer checking in
Kick straight you fucks.
>>77683100
fucking this, widening the cheeks is a must
>>77683106
>every good parent can afford to give their kids $1800 laptops
ftfy
>he sits down to pee
>>77683091
>>77683094
>>77683097
Well shit
HEAVE HO UNNA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>77683087
Trip on RC
what the fuck is that monkey mong doing
>they don't squat in the shower to shit
It's literally the best way. That's why Chinese people squat because it comes out easier.
>Go to piss in trough
>get stage fright
>stand there for minute without pissing
>start trying to force it
>end up farting
Everytime
>little give
Mates dad reckons abbos can't kick from out front because they can't see straight. I think he's right desu.
>>77683100
Thanks for the tip m8, honestly sounds really efficient.
Also do you guys shave your asshair? Never done it but all the fucking hair there endures and keep so much shit on it.
>>77683131
Lmao this is too real.
If someone comes in then I can't piss and just stand there like an idiot or pretend I just finished.
I've been thinking draw since early in the third, but didn't commit to the call
habbening?
>good, close game is on
>everyone talking about piss and shit
Based
>>77683118
Sitting is clearly superior.
texGOD
>>77683139
don't shave it just twirl it into a single strand and trim it
>>77683063
delete this
>>77683138
Aboriginal vision is like six times better than 20/20 on average because they evolved to have to see what they were hunting over long, flat stretches of ground.
this hungry jacks ad where the beta cuck is on a date with the curly headed half cast
The call has been made
What do you think about this ad lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fAZrk_7mVc
What shoes do normal people wear? Getting new ones, I have crappy New balance shoes that are stained by sheep shit. What shoes make people think "he's not a virgin"
>>77683167
blatant islamic propaganda to deter Aussies from putting pork on their fork
Should I get VIPoo lads?
>>77683151
t. bluepilled beta nu-male cuck
>>77683169
boat shoes
>>77683147
Wow she is cute.
>>77683169
https://www.converse.com.au/chuck-taylor-all-star-classic-colour-hi-black-13310
most casual shoe to wear with jeans, if you have money (like $500) then RM Williams boots are the best with lifetime warranty and free heel replacement
>>77683164
Not even funny
>>77683172
How do I poop donuts like that girl?
projectorvirgin has graced us with an appearance
>>77683169
Nike works
>>77683179
Anyone have the free kick count?
>>77683183
spin 360 while you are shitting
>best /afl/ thread in weeks, maybe all year
>no reality check
Coincidence?
>>77683191
not sure lad
reckon sydney is getting a ride but
>>77683181
RM Williams haven't been as good as quality as they used to be. Still good though.
>quick for a big guy
FOR YOU
>>77683197
a literal wog-free utopia
>>77683191
27-13
>>77683181
he said "not a virgin"
>>77683169
Volleys & elastic sided boots preferably Rossi. Nothing a tradie would wear.
>>77683197
I don't believe in coincidence. So yes, there's a reason.
>>77683197
>thread is full of literal shitposting
>>77683169
Just get some boots m8
>>77683207
>virginity insult
>recommends volleys
lmao ok
Call status: made
>umpball
>Rigged for a draw
Missed out on another free hundred dollars fucks sake
to Heeney sounds like Tahini
in b4 draw so they can keep hyping grand final preview
>>77683169
Don't listen to the fedoras telling you to get boots kek, if you don't k ow how to dress just keep it simple for now and wear vans or some kind of variant.
>inb4 equalising score after the siren
who did RC tip lads?
fuck i hate papley
>>77683230
both teams
>>77683169
Roshes lad
>>77683227
>vans
>calling others fedoras
absolute pleb
Being a Dockers fan is suffering
>>77683240
>Hans
Four minutes, plenty of time for either team
>>77683230
Whichever one ends up winning. If he said otherwise, that was a test.
>>77683237
this
>el texANO
>>77683240
>peru
F
/afl/ on fucking elite community watch
>>77683240
>Latvia
>>77683259
that's austria friendo
>515 posts
>friday night
/afl/ on ELITE community THRIVING watch
REV UP 5AA
rip multianon
fuck this rigged league
>the city of that kiwi's multi
5 A A
A
A
>>77683267
Won't be exciting, locked in top 2 finish with a close loss won't give much
>Crows EXPOSED
>>77683260
meh, >we've played so shit, 14 behinds fuck that
Sydney are in the top four lmao
>11.14
>13.5
>>77683274
>cows get double the free kicks
>muh wigged
on my way to the ground to murder the ump
Both teams should be proud I reckon, Crows still top of ladder even if they lose early finals and Swans have a shot
let me know when Brian goes romain lads
>>77683279
Crows had 3x the amount of free kicks, AT HOME.
This pretty much exposed them as shitters. On a neutral ground (MCG) with neutral umpires, Crows will lose by 60+.
someone fucking call up 5aa
8223 0000
it's ogre
eddie overrated betts lost the game for the crows KEK
Why isn't 5AA playing on me browser?
new roaming BT/5aa meltdown fred when?
First two calls are tame as
I think I'm done with AFL.
Tonight was the most blatantly scripted game I have seen all season.
I tipped Sydney, but how the fuck is anyone supposed to know if that was objectively the correct choice based off what we saw tonight. The umpires dictated the game from start to finish. Embarassing.
Do you need to answer more captcha if you post frequently? It's currently taking 20+ picking out street signs before it's finally accepted.
and now the thread is ruined
>77683320
Fuck off cunt
do not respond
it was almost a good thread
>muh historical game
>"my pussy is particularly happy"
>trying to push the free kicks
Reminder to always filter, never reply
Sydney deserved to win. Adelaide 11 goals, 14 behinds. Pathetic
>>77683304
>I'll make up stats, and then imaginary hypotheticals. that'll show em!
>this autist not understanding Cameron's facial gestures
im gonna call what should I say
>>77683341
tell them no team goes 0-6 and gets this good and they are on Gil approved PED's to construct a "back from the dead into the grand final" narrative
>>77683341
right in front of me
>>77683341
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>77683341
blame the poor umpiring against betts
chuck in the two words reality check
>>77683348
this
>>77683304
>3x the amount of free kicks
>28 to 14
>>77683341
"I think I'm done with AFL. Tonight was the most blatantly scripted game I have seen all season. I tipped Sydney, but how the fuck is anyone supposed to know if that was objectively the correct choice based off what we saw tonight. The umpires dictated the game from start to finish. Embarassing."
>>77683341
Call yourself stavros and say the crows were conned
>this old cunt doing frame by frame analysis
do you guys not realize they probably have hundreds of calls?
>>77683341
Mario from doncaster here guys
>>77683354
Free kicks that result in shots at goal count x2.
>frame by frame
get a load of this fat old autist
>>77683320
good fuck off nobody wants you here
Eduardo here lads
Brian status: roaming
Death to the tripfags!
>>77683320
Called it.
>>77681972
>>77683341
tell them its morally reprehensible to make tv out of BT's senility
>>77683380
For what purpose?
>>77683377
Don't give him the (You), dumb Greeks survive on attention
stay in here, let the other die.
>>77683086
I stand.