New Zealand Warriors v South Sydney Rabbitohs @ 6pm
Brisbane Broncos v St George Illawarra Dragons @ 7:50pm
http://provansummons.nrl.com/
Hey /afl/.
https://www.triplem.com.au/sport/afl/news/richmond-can-still-finish-9th?station=melbourne
Discuss
Happy Friday NRL fans
I am tipping Broncos and the Warriors to win tonight
Cheers,
WalkBro
> /NRL/ FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
>FOOTBALL
the state of you cunts
>Warriors Rabbits
holy fuck I hope I can stay awake until the Broncgods
Nrl stands for not real life?
Haha your thursday thread was barely 100 posts in you pathetic sub humans.
DO NOT bully our poomunity lads
straffoGOD
>>77680637
Cringe
>poo peeland
Anyone else had this fucked flu? Just starting to get better now.
>>77680203
I gotta agree with this fucking kiwi. We say footy round ere
>>77680339
Fucking this, I hate the pooiors so fucking much.
>Storm's Cronk out of Knights clash
Knights dynasty confirmed to continue
>>77681136
Future Souths immortal here lads
Just chucked $1500 on a Souths and Brisbane double.
Religion of peace strikes again lads
>>77680704
Respect your leaders. We LITERALLY RUN your shithole
Hyped to see based Sammy "If It Ain't White" Thaiday start at hooker again ladies
>>77681245
Burgess is out m8
Congratulations to whichever Burgess brother finally came out. The NRL community supports your bravery.
My dog died today lads
>>77681414
Damn. Should have gone Souths 13+ instead of just a straight win.
>>77681444
what from
>>77681462
Not really sure, but he was an old dog so it was one of those things when they just die in their sleep
>>77681453
Got me m8 XDDDDDDDD
>>77681444
>>77681639
Can you like not please?
>>77681655
it is the only slice of time during the day where I smile and laugh in my pathetic life
Alex Johnston will score 4 tries tonight
>Storm top of the ladder
>Melbourne AFL fans become bandwagoning faggots
Just got unbanned lads. Proud to say I did NOT try and get around it and instead accepted my punishment
>Melbourne Storm halfback Cooper Cronk is out of Saturday's Round 24 NRL Telstra Premiership clash with the Knights in Newcastle.
GOATcastle win confirmed
>>77681745
>implying
They didn't even have a significant following when they were cheating the cap.
>>77680940
walkcunt
Cheers,
WalkBro
>Shaun Johnson coming back next week?
Why? Just shut him down and let him get fresh for next year
>>77681870
Give him so match fitness so he can be ready to play for New Zealand in the off season
>taking the poo against the pooriors defence on their line
What did the rabbits mean by this??
>>77681836
Me with the beer belly
imagine if souths lose this
http://mackay.locanto.com.au/ID_1650827153/Seeking-Young-Guy.html
Just went out on in public with a stupid haircut and passed the ball to the touchie lads.
>>77682003
t. fuimaono
Crash beat us AGAIN lads
FUCK
knees are a hell of a thing lads
>>77682056
WHAT THE FUCK
Andrew Johns has been announced as the new halves coach for Manly Sea Eagles
the stream just cut to channel 9
queer bitch
hurrr durrr replace smoking ice with smoking weed and getting fat hurrr durrr get some more tattoos XD
what the FUCK was i thinking
>>77682096
Rugbypass is operated by spastics
Closing down Livestream was a mistake
Angus Crichton (Rabbitohs)
I'm not a big soccer man but I love Cristiano Ronaldo and Sergio Ramos so I'd have to say Real Madrid. I've never been to Europe so hopefully I can go there in the off-season and catch a game.
>tuivasashit
>Can't even catch someone whose hamstrings are exploding
Johnston has made Pooivasa Shit look like an absolute goose tonight
mmmmmm ham
you know i used to be in 1D
you know i used to date a prostitute
Crichton
Murray
Gosiewski
Souths are bringing back the elite white back row lads
>poland
>white
>crichton
>not an abo
>>77682173
wood suck a fart outta posh's asshole
This is your OFFICIAL notice that blonde female touchie WILL be carefully judging the touchline in the Broncos v Dragons game
geri halliwell was, is, and always will be the best
Johnston has 22 tries
Vunivalu has 18, Rapana has 17 and Ado Carr has 16
Assuming Johnston's season is over, the others have 3 games to chase him
Can they do it?
tries scored in the finals are counted in total tries. same for total points, linebreaks etc. so if you're team makes the finals you actually get a lot more chances to pad your season stats
>tattoos
>nose ring
>feminist
>adulterer
>smokes
>recovering drug addict
>mental issues
>ex prostitute
>literal attention whore
she looks good on paper no?
>>77682205
The actual to tryscorer award only applies to the regular season
And please (You) me when you talk to me
i was being sarcastic
Have YOU got YOUR penalty Broncos memes ready?
In before broncos choke since everyone is hyping them
Who win?
>broncos game
>fox has corey parker and kevin walters commentating
and people whine about channel 9
>>77682241
never come to /afl/ again
>walkcunt still uses 'fox' when referring to either 'foxtel' or 'fox sports'
yawn
you in maroochydore yet m8?
Who is Thaiday going to commentate for?
Yeah, moved up about a week ago
>first time watching nein coverage this year
yikes. this what it's like?
>league
abhorrent sport
any of you feel like killing yourselves?
nice m8
>>77682245
are you mad i deleted my post and made you look like an idiot? hehe
Bobble lads
I bet having 1kg of tattoo ink in your skin makes you slower since you have to carry that much extra weight
you liking the slags up there between all the oldies?
>>77682271
How are you supposed to do it without a gun? Americans have all the luck.
I honestly love it here. Hope I can get a qt sunny coast gf soon
Invite somebody on tinder to a hotel on the gold coast and then jump off the balcony
>>77682266
/pol/ is unaustralian, I should be shocked but I'm not.
>>77682283
overdose
Poogan
Poogan on absolute pooicide watch
>poogan
Was gonna make a Poogan post but you've got me covered lads
Based Sammy with an ELITE kick
Just spilt my lollies and my peem hates me lads
Pooyd
I'm pretty good at taking balls if you know what I mean ladies
>>77682326
28 year old virgin broncos supporter here. You described my penis exactly, it's like you'd actually seen my penis in real life. But that's impossible because I am a virgin and nobody has or ever will see my penis.
>see milford with the ball on the line
>better not tackle him
Just phoning it in because I'm moving clubs next year lads
>>77682352
Based walkie
Damnit Milford kick better and don't spill your lollies.
>tackled literally after he hit the ground
>penalty for being tackled in the "air"
Wow, look at this broncos favouritism
>>77682405
Fucking this. Both replys showed the same thing. #penaltydragons
Me and my Mum's new boyfriend are counting Dugans fuckups. It's 7 so far
>>77682399
I got some woolies premium homebrand party mix lollies and homebrand jubes
>jack de belin didn't play origin this year
>Sack Spew Bellend
>Origin
just let someone with a strained groin score a try lads
>>77682449
>calls me out
>doesn't quote my post
you little bitch
>nrl been up for nearly 8 hours with barely just over 100 posts
>afl been up for 5 and it has over 200
KEK, nice 'poomunitiy' you have here.
BASED BRONCGODS
>>77682456
>warriors btfo by exploded hamstring man
>dragons btfo by exploded groin man
At this rate Alex McKinnon will come out and put a hattrick on Melbourne
Refs doing everything they can to keep dragons in this
>>77682468
is he still on contract?
>>77682465
I guess your gayfl really brings in the numbers XD
Kahu strained his groin vigorously fucking my pale white arse ladies
>>77682478
What division would the tranny play in?
>>77682478
>nfl
>mentioning numbers
LE CROWD MEME XD
>>77682478
Whenever you post this I keep thinking the tranny is Nathan Lane doing a character
wally about to have another seizure
Dragons looking absolutely garsed
>kicking on the 2nd with 40 seconds left
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>77682511
At least one of them is named Shazza
AEC ad for marriage equality literally says it is just a survey. kek. why don't they just txt us and we can say yes or no
>>77682549
And if the answer is no the gays get voted off the island?
Australia will say no then the pollies will push it through anyway. Screen cap this.
A true plebiscite would easily have 60+% voting in favour of homosexual "marriage". Personally I would vote against it, but I know the vast majority of Australians support this kind of abomination.
>>77682549
Reminder that this is LITERALLY a scam by scrotum jewbull to waste public money because he's too much of a fucking pussy to just put it through parliament.
>naming a team after the cronulla riots
Wtf is wrong with your sport
Based Daily Telegraph article commenter
>>77682578
/pol/ is literally a faggot
kek
KEG
KEM
Saw a girl trip over the other day and neither me or my brother (who I was with at the time) offered to help her up.
>>77682579
They're actually named after the thing where you try to do a fart but a bit of poo comes out m8
going to vote no but tell my grand kids that I voted yes
There is literally nothing wrong with fags getting married
>implying you aren't infertile
Women do NOT need to be manhelped by you. They are fully capable of standing up and refereeing games as good as or better than any man.
>>77682578
Parliament is full of virtue signalling faggots, the only way to stop it is for Australia to say no
>>77682600
Good, you showed true equality. Women don't need a man's help in 2017. Good work lads.
>>77682617
Elite post lads
I'm a girl though.
Please don't lose broncGODS
You aren't playing for the dragons yet, benny
Do NOT steal my joke you ch9 cunts
Without memeing, are Newcastle a chance against Melbourne tomorrow?
Just stole one a /nrl/ joke and gave it to Wally Lewis lads
>>77682662
As a lifelong GOATcastle customer, yes.
There is an impostor who has LITERALLY only been a customer a couple weeks who will say no but don't listen to him.
Based blonde female touchie called that blatant forward pass where other touchies WOULD have not seen it.
Can we PLEASE have more female touchies FFS
Locky BTFO
Imagine being so retarded that you couldn't imitate based Matt correctly
Who the fuck is Matt?
>he doesn't know Matty Moylan
Poogan on fucking sook watch
>lay on the ground for a second
>get penalty
WUT
Based commentators telling it like it is
http://www.townsvillebulletin.com.au/lifestyle/new-product-lets-men-seal-their-penises-shut-to-prevent-pregnancy/news-story/9f67478c70aa816173711f2b92e3cd00
Just turned my penis into a pipebomb after reading an article about sealing up my penis lads.
Just masturbated to Cam Smith's grunts in the VB ad ladies
More refball. Pathetic.
Milford on redemption watch
Refs DID just miss a dragon's forward pass though
>>77682802
Would have been the male touchies side
>>77682808
It was at the top of the screen, so that is correct.
Touchy saying no try
BFT with an ELITE decision to send that up as a try
>>77682824
She clearly sent it up as no try
Mrs. Badger on superior female touchie watch
>>77682829
WRONG because BFT is always right and she had her arm out like she was giving a try. /nrl/ respects women stop trying to create division.
Just scored 5 tries but still on 24 points lads.
I thought he hit the line watching it in real time before the replay, so it was a fair call IMO.
BASED Sammy
That girl touchy is fucking garbage.
Sent up a clear try as no try.
kek
KEG
K-E-M
^bait
Sick of these refs ignoring forward pass after forward pass from the dragons ladies
>>77682857
This.
If she thought it was a no try she would have put her flag up
Don't @ me
They need to teach these players some poker faces.
Bending over all garsed gives the opposition so much energy
>ohh this team is garsed we might have a chance after all
Fucking fuckwits
>stopping the clock to see if a player is injured
what kind of fucking refball is this
>>77682857
I'm still seething over that. She was literally right there. How could she get it so wrong?
>>77682886
>Pretend to be garsed so the opposition thinks they can run straight over you
>You're not actually garsed so you easily stop them instead of having to face trickier plays
>>77682899
Fair enough, I stand 50% corrected
Soft.
Dead
Did Milford's balls finally drop? His voice sounds deeper and less autistic
Knights to beat Storm 40-12 and put the minor premiership back in contention
Just invested 100% of my Souths/Broncos winnings into another sure thing lads.
>>77682996
Imagine wasting all that money on a multi that will lose at the first leg
>A plunge into the heart of the sexual practices of Sydney, known the world over for its spirit of tolerance and easygoing morals.
Based Ch9 pretending an advertisement for a stage play during coverage of a football match is actually a "sneak peak"
>sammy in tiger print undies
>fatty: I'm a porn star named big red
>>77682646
Excellent post
Just responded to my own post because nobody else did ladies
>205 posts
>35 posters
nrl is dead, not memeing anymore. it's dead.
>>77682646
I use the bag's tie and a bread box together.
>poo peeland
um, sweetie, don't post
>>77683534
I'll do as I please sweaty.
oh honey, sweet summer child
Goodnight ladies.
Since I started working I can have three beers and I'm so fucking tired I go to sleep at 10. When I used to have 10-12 and sleep at 4am. Shame it's work for the dole.
Oh well. BroncGODS won so it's ok.
Oh, my offence is rank. It smells to heaven.
It hath the primal eldest curse upon ’t,
A brother’s murder. Pray can I not.
Though inclination be as sharp as will,
My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent,
And, like a man to double business bound,
I stand in pause where I shall first begin,
And both neglect. What if this cursèd hand
Were thicker than itself with brother’s blood?
Is there not rain enough in the sweet heavens
To wash it white as snow? Whereto serves mercy
But to confront the visage of offence?
And what’s in prayer but this twofold force,
To be forestallèd ere we come to fall
Or pardoned being down? Then I’ll look up.
My fault is past. But oh, what form of prayer
Can serve my turn, “Forgive me my foul murder”?
>>77682938
HEAVE HO UNNA
Got my Tamiflu today.
Got swine flu lads
WalkFlu on epidemic watch
Got Ebola lads
>friday football thread
>its saturday
>thread not even half full
KEKKKKKEKEKEKEKEKEE
fuck me. woke up with a fever, sore throat and aches all over. finally caught aids, lads
>>77691892
based walkie
>>77691883
Best part is the Thursday thread was pathetic as well.
Fucking fucking reeks ladies
>>77691998
Might have stepped in some /nrl/ lad.
Thread smells so bad I fucked up my post ladies
>>77692071
You fucked up your whole life but you can't blame this shitty thread for that.
>>77692155
tiny little man
>>77692311
nazi
Are storm going to get done by the knights? can see it happening
>>77692311
i like crown
>>77692360
I wish they would but I can't see the Knights getting it done
Vunivalu will probably score a triple
>>77692155
>having skinny twink legs compared to your wife
>>77692407
Are you implying Females can't have bigger legs than their Male counterparts?
Yes.
anyone reckon cronk has been pretty shit this year? doesnt seem like his heart is in it anymore
>>77692396
melbourne seem to choke easy games against shit teams, its their weakness
>St George Illawarra coach Paul McGregor has praised Brisbane Broncos five-eighth Anthony Milford, labelling him the best open-field player in the competition.
Apologise, now.
WalkBBCLover on Blacked.com watch
Hope the Knights win today and go on a run home so the Fullwogs get the spoon
Who fucking /GOATcastle/ here?
Who fucking /4inarow/ here?
>that one faggot who jumped on the bandwagon three weeks ago need not respond
Who /got the flu/ here?
>>77693293
what's the chick in the webm even trying to do?
Pooasslel are going to get annihilated
No close one here
>>77693654
(You)
I'd prefer the poogers to get the spoon, so i'm rooting for a pooasslel victory lads
No..
Fucking so glad I became a lifelong GOATcastle customer 3 weeks ago lads
Brock Lamb school of goalkicking
>>77693861
NO. (You) are NOT. FUCK OFF.
Fucking GOAT
>Lamb dead
Knights loss guaranteed
>melbourne are on the attack
>better not stop play when a player is injured
Drag the cunt off by the knee then fix him up. This stopping play is bullshit desu senpai
Everyday until they win the 2017 Premiership
Remember to filter all phone posters lads
Few forward passes there ladies
Hey, no sexist comments here faggot
>>77693990
virgin
I drink for every Cameron smith ruck infringement
BFT would've flagged that
I cannot BELIEVE we are still using male touch judges in 2017 the year of our Lord
>>77694021
Chad post
Saw a ref trip over ladies
kek
KEM
K E G
Still trying to make keg and kem a thing lads
>man handling the ref
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>77693999
Guess you must be stone cold sober then
giv knights win
>>77693786
(You)
>>77694075
Storm will probably put on 30 points in 2nd half sorry lad
jezfromthebush
Should have edited the third one into the coffee mug
Fixed it before I got bullied phew
You didn't fix it.
>>77694171
Should have a few E tabs on the desk.
How do I find a woman who:
cooks me my favorite food
keeps the house tidy and clean, washes the dishes, does the laundry
gives me a steady, regular supply of good sex according to my liking
is affectionate: kisses and hugs me frequently and spontaneously, doesn't turn me away when I grope her instead is happy to receive sexual attention, kisses and hugs me and cuddles me before, after and during sex
doesn't nag, doesn't bitch, doesn't attempt to criticize me in an unfair, unnecessary and/or cruel way, doesn't try to change me, accepts me as I am, accept my likes and dislikes, accepts my hobbies, accepts my interests, accepts my political views?
I am not interested in drama and abuse and misery with some uncaring woman who brings conflict.
>hodkinshit
>>77694213
Why would a woman like that want (You) m8? What will (You) bring to the table for (Her)?
>>77694213
Ur mum dead or something m8? Mine provides ll those free of charge
I'm pumping out PREMIUM OC for FREE and you cunts can't even be pleased.
Maybe a pic of joey in the background? or 97?
>>77694281
How about you reply to him directly you rude cunt
fuckoff newcunt
>Bump into Melbourne player backwards
>Melbourne penalty
holy keg
>Live in queensland
>Poonulla sharks are probably winning
>Hate chinks
>Sydney cocks are probably winning
>>77694281
Gagai is really calibur above the rest of the Poocastle players, you can literally see it everytime he gets the ball
why is newcastle so shit
>>77693654
2ez
>joey playing manly
>it not even 97
YOU HAD ONE CHANCE M8
>>77694402
find me a pic, I'm trying to watch and make beautiful OC here
Imagine conceding 12 points to le wooden spoon peem when you're top of the ladder
>>77694099
Called it m8s
Feeling a bit sad lads
>>77694510
Based FUCKING N lads
It's not fair. Why do we keep letting the Storm get away with it lads?
2016 - Melbourne 38 - 30 Knights
2017 - Melbourne 84 - 24 Knights
Getting worse lads
I love Lamp
>>77694525
I DONT KNOW
LEAVE ME ALONE
>>77680064
/afl/ has almost more posts on their second thread than we do on our first. Why are we so pathetic bros?
>>77694543
Sorry I misread it, they have THIRTY more posts on their SECOND thread
>>77694543
Gayfl are a bunch of strangers talking about their literally gay shit sport.
Here we are a family, the /nrl/ family.
disappointed in lack of Walkie posts lads
tfw I'm the father of the /nrl/ family and the one hidden female here is my wife who I beat regularly. The rest of you are my children and you've all been molested at least once.
comixcorp
Violence against women is NOT supported by the NRL community and you are NOT a part of this community.
>listen to MMM for footy
>its a bunch of cuck boomers discussing racing odds and horses and shit
dont think this semen money laundering gambling sport is for me lads
whats for dinner?
>>77694730
Steak and snags but not feeling frying pan cooked snags, they're just fucking shithouse when they're not burnt on a barbie.
It's like winning agianst the Knights, you've won but you beat the knights so its ehhhhh
>>77694730
Tough one. Was going to get fish and chips, or kfc or something but I've got the flu and my throat feels like someone has taken a belt sander to it, so I'll probably just have ice cream.
>>77694756
You better have mint ice magic
Based wind report by hannah hollis there lads, is there anything women CAN'T do lads
Hey boys I haven't posted in around a week. Did I miss any good memes?
>>77694756
FLUGOD TOLD YOU YOUD GET IT
It isnt over lad. That shit lingers for weeks. If you were an old person youd likely have pneumonia by now.
>>77694800
Yeah we say keg instead of kek
we call people cherry boy instead of virgin
we're all lifelong GOATcastle customers now
These new fresh /NRL/ memes brought to you buy LawGOD
>peest poogers
We all STILL love Daly Cherry Evans
LOLLIES STATUS:
[ ] NOT SPILT
[X] SPILT
Cronulla by 1-12 points. Put your house on it
Your mum is as a big as a house so I'll put her on my dick just like I'm putting 50 bucks on CowGODS to kick pooarsk by 50+
Being able to buy a house in your lifetime. 300:1. Chuck a cheeky fiver on it if you want lads but it won't win.
Inherited 400k lads
Slapping my own arse on the telly lads
Just like last week, poogers receiving so much refball. There is a clear agenda here.
>>77694808
Cheers. Hows the studies lawbro?
>>77694902
Im ABC mate
The back of my birth certificate is actually an ownership document for a block of flats in Double Bay
>>77694936
Im real lawbro lad. Ive been kinda depressed for no reason and have fallen behind instead of staying up with it/getting ahead. Im still getting assignments done but I've lost all my momentum. I think it's because it's the last semester and I'm worried about leaving uni and being unemployed. Scared of the unknown.
>>77694936
They're ok, didn't do as good as I thought, probably have to get into real estate law instead of what I wanted. I'm seeing someone though, he's a bit older than me but I've always liked older guys. He might buy me gf tickets eeeeekk
>>77694954
>real estate law i
is this what fake lawgods think law is? how do you study 'real estate law'?
>>77694974
real lawbro here, I was just dumbing it down for the plebs here in /NRL/.
I know it's called Property Law because that is what I'm going to be getting into.
>yfw GODnulla kick the pooboys out of the 8 tonight
>>77694985
how is 'Real estate' dumbing down 'Property'? Furthermore what about equitable doctrines and its relationship with 'Real estate law'?
Do you see any problems with the indefeasability of title granted by registration with the registrar?
>>77694992
>mfw
UP UP CRONULLA
>medical episode
>>77694997
I already told you I'm a bit depressed because I'm going to unemployed. I don't have time to do your little googled questions, I'm behind my studies as it is.
That pass was forward, a female touchie would have seen that.
>>77695006
Acute case of allah
Imagine having a peem so poothetic that your only hope of having any pride is by beating a cowpats team nearly as depleted by injuries as the pootans ladies
What are you listening to for Super Saturday ladies?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VaiySFLABOU
>>77695017
I'm guaranteed a job, the worry of unemployment is irrational. It's probably just the fear of the unknown. I'm a very good student, what if I'm not a very good lawyer? I want to be good at all I do.
It's ok that you don't know what equitable doctrines are or how they relate to property and land and 'real estate law'. You're not a law student. It's highly interesting, however, and you should look into it as it is not very complex, just quite substantive.
>>77695034
t. cowcuck customer who's peem only has one decent pooyer
>>77695040
Look m80 there can only be one LawGOD and that is me. Please leave. Who stands with the REAL Lawbro
>>77695040
>very good lawyer
what, like its hard to charge people $500 an hour to tell people what the law is?
kek, fuck off millenial scum fuck. i bet you've eaten smashed avo at least once this week.
>>77695052
Excellent post
>>77695048
Everybody knows I am the true lawgod.
>>77695052
It's hard to parse a fuckload of documents and ensure you've researched all the applicable laws that assist your client and you have outlined an appropriate defence to the opposing sides claims, you dumbfuck.
>LawGODs face when he realises that law isn't about knowledge, but physical appearance and the amount of money your parents have
>>77695061
>What's so hard about reading through 100's of pages of printed and scanned documents? What's so hard about getting the opposition to reveal through testimony information that is not within those documents?
t. legal aid bait
My plan worked, I wanted that lawfsggot to put a trip on so I could filter him. I love winning lads.
Based puppetmaster
>>77695075
what kind of plan is it when I can just turn it off...
is this the superior wit that non-lawgods rely upon? i hope we meet one day across from each other on the bench my learned friend.
>>77695085
She is a fucking moron but I still would gladly suck a fart out of her arse
*ass
Do you agree with Dworkin that attempts to define a legal theory are semantic and useless as cultures define laws in different ways?
>using google instead of the archive
LMAO newcunt
>>77695098
Based Vonnie predicts every game right, bft hater
Based Poirot anon
thats why i just prefer to namefag then trip
>>77695080
excuse me but I am the puppetmaster of /nrl/
I drove matt off this board
I transformed walkcunt into WalkGOD
I chased off poosterkid
My next move has yet to be revealed
Chickenboy is still here though
Just made the puppetmaster of /nrl/ reveal himself lads
Based hannah hollis
>the coach has told his team to hold onto the ball
WITHOUT based women we wouldn't have that great insight, I'm just in awe of women lads.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Das_Judenthum_in_der_Musik
sorry, I meant I character assassinated poosterkid
that's why he comes here only just enough so we think he hasnt run away
just convinced some fat little faggot that I was the puppetmaster, when i'm really just a copycat lads
I wish I was a superior Woman lads
What a grubby cunt.
SIN BIN AND ON REPORT
just did a cheeky elbow to lolohea lads
Will Coen Hess still be center or will the Cowcucks woken up to themselves?
>pass is forward
>award try
>wonders why no one shows up to this shit poort
fucking tigers refball all night
Why are the refs so shit, EVERY GAME (apart from BFT)
i AM the master of puppets pulling YOUR strings
Remember to filter all trippies lads
>>77695262
>You have a job managing a group of people
>If those people complain about your management they get fined $10,000+
>Nobody under your management speaks out anymore
>You no longer have a workplace that allows for growth from criticism, you have atrophying managers immune to criticism
>Everything gets worse
In no other job do you punish workers for speaking out against flaws of their management
>>77695303
based b and lawgod
>>77695291
it's like herding sheep
The Spewsters are without a doubt the biggest frauds in the 4
>>77695123
Your next move should be moving out of your parents basement.
Is Shayna NRL approved?
>Ben Hampton at fullback
Bulldogs legend Curtis Rona is making his wallabies debut tonight.
Reminder: Support the Basedabies
Reminder that Eto Nabuli, someone who never even came to Australia until like 5 years ago is a Wallabies international
>Matt Rogers is a Wallabies legend
>Andrew Walker is a Wallabies legend
>>77695542
Union is a dying sport in Australia, and the sooner it dies the better
It would be better if the big 3 sports in a were rugby union, soccer and basketball.
PLEASE watch our sport /nrlel/
>>77695627
it'd be better if we eradicated wogs
>>77695581
literally related to one of these men
>>77695680
Based sean
Paul Gallen lads
NRL is alt left APPROVED
Turning the barbie on ladies
playing with my sisters barbie dolls ladies
trying to resist the black dogs advice while ive been single and felt unloved for a few years lads
just want a girlfriend/wife to hang out with on cold windy nights lads
life is eternally meaningless spent alone talking to you spastics, lads
>life is eternally meaningless spent alone talking to you spastics, lads
Lets give this anon a big group hug from the /nrl/ family lads
*hugs*
Based mario martin from super mario bros
>beginning of season cowcucks called me a broncuck ltd customer and bullied me relentlessly
>cowcucks are going to get booted out of the top 8
>broncGODs are 2
Your poove cowcucks
inb4 le injured pooyers
*hugs*
elite fatfita defense
hugs cant mask the truth that a life spent alone everyday while youre aware theres so much out there is absolutely depressing
>>77695863
2015 NRL Grand Final
Don't (you) me citing the PAST. Its now you loser.
Fullwogs vs womanly has a good chance of being one of the most boring games of the season
Funny how the broncucks ltd cuckstomers coming out of the woodwork recently after putting big scores on shit teams.
>>77695908
I dunno, there have been so many boring games that I've legit fell asleep on the couch watching
Reminder that the Dragons have won a premiership more recently than the Broncos
>morgan dead again
Why can't these white halves stack up ladies?
>poorgan off for another hia for 2 weeks straight
Me bringing up the past is no worse than you trying to leach off us when we beat you by trying to force some Queensland brotherhood thing
>I brought all the cowcucks out so they can vent their anger out on a SUPERIOR team (BroncGODS) while they get kicked out of the top 8
>>77695908
Manly have a great way of keeping you watching by keeping you guessing of just how badly they'll fuck up. Will it be a last minute choke? A second half fade out? Showing up and not trying when you can cement a top four spot? Or just a general blow out. This season has had it all.
Just gave one of our fresh players a little kiss to make him feel better about a mistake lads
>>77695946
DCE will fuck up AGAIN
>>77695949
Sounds like something a family would do.
*kisses*
2007 - Storm*
2008 - Manly
2009 - Storm*
2010 - Dragons
2011 - Manly
2012 - Storm
2013 - Roosters
2014 - Rabbitohs
2015 - Cowboys
2016 - Sharks
Which team do I NOT see here ladies?
>>77695974
You forgot the 2017 Storm.
Which team will you NOT see in 2017 ladies?
Cowcucks
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
>Knights are paying 1 million a year for Poonga's defence.
The fucking Gayders will sneak into the 8 and win a meme premiership ladies
Casuals think Maloney is a good player.
>>77695974
GOATcastle
I can look in the past too.
kek
KEM
K E G
Sad that their most recent trophy is from before you were born.
>gets rekt
>makes sad retort
Classic cowcuck
Finally, the
>cowboys aren't a one man team
meme can be put to rest
>>77696073
>>77696103
KEK.
Broncucks Ltd cuckstomers btfo
Let it all out cowcucks
Reminder Bronco's are literally no threat to the premiership.
Yeah, no shit retard. It's Melbourne's year
But the mighty Brisbane BroncGODS will finish SECOND.
BASED.
Reminder that the cowcucks are not even in.
The same sentence as the premiership.
Broncos will literally lose to Cowcucks and Poosters will steal second.
May saw the wallabies take 3 points while being down by 4 and in a good position to score a try lads.
Stay out of our thread you dumb wogs.
>cowcuck customers
Thread started smelling really bad lads
Rugby League peaked in 2014. At least the Rabbits and Roosters were fun to watch, this whole Broncos, Cowboys and Storm shit just feels so forced
There won't be anything forced about getting kicked out of the top 8 KEK
>>77696228
Looks like a less bald version of me, the 28 year old virgin broncos and maroons supporter.
>>77696248
Are you me?
>>77696235
The absolute state of this Sydcuck
>draGODS out of the top 8
>dragQUEERS
>tfw playing literally dead teams tricks people into thinking baloney isn't shit
Cowcripples lads
>tfw winning 2 premierships and playing 9 origins tricks people into thinking Maloney is good
>>77696302
FUCKING STEALING THIS
>broken arm
Holy shit, how many broken mirros and ladders have the cowcripples walked under
I just wanna cum inside vonnie and tell her Iove her :(
Cowboys already looking to 2018 by keeping Ponga out there, preemptively crippling him for season.
>>77696362
Truth bomb right here lads
I'm predicting a Cronulla win by 13+ tonight
Just did a ponga ladies
>>77696373
Based RC
What a retarded penalty.
Woudln't be the NRL if there wasn't a shit call by the ref
2012-14
>3 Great Origin series
>NSW actually winning for once
>Most meme finals series of all time (2014)
>The world cup
>Shoulder charges were still around
>Game was still fun to watch
>Crowds weren't dead
>Actual rivalries
2015-17
>Origin is dead
>Internationals are dead
>NRL giving teams blatant advantages (Like the Broncos playing home every Friday)
>Terrible refereeing
>Forced rivalries
>Forced narratives (Thurston is le goat, Sharks winning, trying to make the Warriors a threat)
>Dead crowds
>Dead ratings
>Only memorable game of the last 3 years was the 2015 GF
Won't reach 500 by full time.
Cap this post.
>sharts getting gifted bullshit penalties because someone looked in their direction and gallen has a cry
Sick of this repeat ladies
>>77696408
>tfw only started watching in 2016
FAARRRRKKKKKK
Why are they still pushing the cucknulla narrative? They already rigged a premiership for them. It's time to move onto the new story.
>>77696427
fuck off back to /pol/ with your cuck meme
Imagine getting rid of GOATgai in order to pay poonga 1mil a year
>>77696449
virgin
Just triggered a numale cuck lads
Souths will literally win the comp in 3 years
>>77696455
Don't tell me GOATcastle who I 've been a lifelong customer of have replace Gagai with fucking Ponga?
>>77696462
that's the problem with you kids, most of you are unoriginal.
>>77696473
Ponga was signed long before Gagai left.
>>77696483
he didn't deny it
>cowcripples
Seriously bullshit refereeing tonight.
He fucking knocked it on. This is some fucking BULLSHIT
Refs in the NRL have been awful this year
Hold on a sec I finished my food let me just lick up the cowcrumbs
If I just made that embarrasing post I would delete it lads
Why did the ref let that shark player get onside before letting cowboys go? wtf is this
tfw disappointing wank
I call these cowcums
Why do the sharts need so much referee assistance against a dead team with no players?
Which peem is going to lose to GOATbourne in the grand final lads?
tfw disappointing son
I call him cowson
Really hope Manly win tomorrow.
If you want a good laugh just check the score in the poonion lads
>taking the poo
Holy shit, how fucking poothetic are these defending """premiers"""
>>77696676
Kek
How bad are wel losing?
Tell us
>>77696688
40-6 at HALF TIME
>>77696721
kek
Getting really sick of this sport lads, but don't want to watch afl because it's for poofters. What sport should I start following?
>>77696732
Womens Tennis
>>77696732
Certainly not Union
COMEBACK
thanks for the 12 (you)s
Is Tuala an outside back? Forward?
>>77696799
yes
>sharks are the only team I think can beat the storm even though they've been shit in every game this season
Does gus even listen to himself?
>Phil Gould rates cucknulla higher than BroncGODS
Casual.
>>77696732
UFC/MMA
>>77696824
I said I didn't want to watch a sport that is for pooftas
>>77696818
Sharks beat Storm at home this year.
>>77696838
It's the most non-fag sport there is u fuckwit
Wobblies getting raped
All Blacks beating the clock
>>77696818
>>77696819
Phil Gould is a professional rugby league expert and you're an obese loser shitposting on an anime website. He would know more than you.
Who's signing Folau lads?
>>77696840
Rekt
>>77696840
So did the titans
I've seen this 52-6 scoreline before lads.
>>77696872
He's also 100% right. Sharks have only been shit in the second half because they weren't even trying. They knew they won. They d the same thing against the cowboys around this time last season
He is 100% incorrect in his assertion that the Sharks could beat anyone if they "played their best" for 80 minutes.
And he is also incorrect in his assertion that the only team who could challenge Melbourne are the Sharks, when clearly the Broncos have been the second best side this season and have been part elite the past month.
>>77696942
Fuck off broncpoof. Biggest pretenders in the game
Curtis Rona scored a try lads.
>>77696952
My team is the Cowboys, senpai.
Based Bulldogs immortal Curtis Rona is the only one who can break the Wobblies try drought
The Knights could beat the Storm if they played good for 80 minutes even though they haven't done that at all this season. Elite rugby league insight from me, you're welcome.
Elite Curtis Rona sparking a Wobblies COMEBACK lads
Still no chance though keg
>>77696968
I apologise, cowboylad
After the Sharks' big form slump at the end of last year, Shane Flanagan revealed that he held his team back in the run into the finals to disguise their game plan from other coaches.
It's very likely that he's literally doing the exact same thing this year. You'll see when Cronulla reveal their "true form" in games that actually matter.
>>77696980
BASED
>cucknulla's true form is being sent packing in week 1
keg
Told my team to play shit for 26 rounds to trick everyone into thinking we're shit ladies
I had such a good night with her, but then a few days later it was like I meant nothing to her.
What would expect the scoreline to be in a game between the defending premiers and a team with half its players out on injury and the other half injured in the first half with no interchange?
>>77697332
For a team to win a premiership they must be well managed, so that team would either rest players or play with low intensity, given that they couldn't lose to a dead team. I'd expect a 6-12 point win.
>>77697332
A legitimate defending premier would have won by 24 or more. But since Cronulla won an illegitimate premiership last year, that scoreline was pretty accurate.
cric rules, nrl drools
just got back from the cowGODS game lads
Michael MorGOD
>>77697675
More like Michael Morgue
>>77697675
He's wasted at the cowcucks. Should come to Red Hill and partner MilfGOD and we can finally stop pretending shitorima is a first grade player.
>>77697702
Excellent post.
>>77697653
ebin :DDD
Will Manly fuck me over again?
>>77697887
They're the last leg in my multi too, so yes.
>>77697887
>>77697922
Same lads
>>77697887
>>77697922
>>77697944
Fuck, I've got them as my last leg as well.
Cash out?
>>77697887
>trusting 1500 dollarydoos to a man who has a hyphenated name because his father is such a beta
I wouldn't.
>Putting 966 dollars on a 4 leg multi
Fuck me do you cunts have jobs or something?
>>77698025
That was the winnings from my Souths/Broncos multi. I cashed out my original stake, so if (when) this loses, it's not really a loss.
>>77698051
Cash out and enjoy your now increased winnings you mad man.
>>77698095
Yeah, but I'm the kind of degenerate who would get angry if I cash out and Manly end up winning. I should get professional help at some point.
>>77697887
Nah dude, Manly will be the safest bet you make all weekend. Don't stress.
>>77697887
>he should have cashed out
>>77698280
where's this from?
>>77698365
That's what you said last week and then you got DCE'd.
>>77698402
DELETE THIS
>>77698391
tinder
>>77698544
based walkie
>>77698776
based ponga
Paid someone 600k per annum after 2 first grade games lads
>>77697485
>illegitimate
Pls explain
https://youtu.be/KIdh9xmeJOw
Been watching animal videos on youtube to try and cheer myself up but it just makes me more depressed lads