/heem/

Your favorite woman mma fighter: who is it? No kidding around

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McTapor

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>mfw jorge "real one" masvidal BEANs wonderboi

How do i upvote this thread?

>>77679539
it must suck hating mcgregor lol

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<--Goob

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https://youtu.be/EDMPlg659dk

Is she /ourgal/?

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What will Dee's reaction be when Floyd wins?

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>>77679551
I don't care about goobs enough to hate him, but I do appreciate a good hypetrain derailing.

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latest joanna information here

>>77679594
>le tummy and legs in every picture girl
eh, better than miesha "HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE MY TITS!!!!!" tate

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>>77679620
have you seen her tits tho?

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>>77679620
lol, well she can't show off her horse teeth and at least she isnt' showing off literal breast implants

>>77679628
m-mummy?

mcgregor will gas in the 5th and get heemd
#EASYWORK

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>>77679623
>beardless No Dad

>>77679623
looks like westley allan dodd

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>>77679632
>well she can't show off her horse teeth
come on kek
>at least she isnt' showing off literal breast implants
miesha should show off dat ass more desu

>>77679579
What the fuck

>>77679623
The third Teymur bro

>>77679571
Titan FC tomorrow at 7pm eastern
Polaris Pro Saturday at 1:30pm eastern
Pancrase 289 Sunday at 2am Eastern

ACB Grozny also goes down on the 19th, not sure how that translates to eastern time yet. It will be a good show.

Good weekend in all honesty

>>77679669
Not sure what you are implying, but official numbers should be out next week. I'd trust Meltzer there.

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>>77679680
back to /asp/ faggot

>>77679686
Literally every MMA journalist gets there business numbers from Dave.

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>>77679579
What do you misogynists think about this?

>>77679579
>>77679667

this is why women should train in grappling first

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>>77679547

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>>77679701
big dick dave working the mmmarks

>>77679702
im positive i could beat up around 95% of the professional female fighting bunch

id only get by shit kicked in by cyroid, gabi and other honorary males since i have no mma or boxing trane, im sure id have a field day with any other girl since im huge and lean

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>>77679794
Why would you let a guy that looks like that be your boxing coach

>>77679801
How huge huebrah?

>>77679794
Am I the only one that thinks ronda got more shit than she deserved?

>>77679801
Youd be on your back tapping out in 30 seconds with literally any female in the ufc

>>77679686
But /asp/ hates Meltzer though

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>>77679818
She probably recognized him from the mural

>>77679579
Could she heem Joanna?

>>77679881
Nope. Neither is Rosie cancer patient.

>>77679871
no we don't you balding mark

>>77679891
I think you'd be surprised

>>77679881
oh 100% my man Joanna wouldn't be prepared for those angles she would throw. One wrong step and it's GADOOSH city for the polack

>>77679843
yeah, people hate on her too much imo. she is a cunt no doubt, but there comes a point where you should just leave the poor bitch alone before she literally khs.

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>>77679637
>n the 5th and get heemd

By the corner man Nathaniel Diaz maybe, cause Floyd will be whooped and slept by the 4th round,yeh

>>77679843
I agree, she was a lot better than people like to admit and basically got WMMA into the UFC by herself. But she should have been better prepared for the fallout from losing, people love seeing a hype train get derailed

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btw here is this weeks wrestling observer MMA news ONLY

https://pastebin.com/YXVbacem

Also a nice interview by Conor on Conan last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G692bsrWTWk&feature=youtu.be

>>77680012
Actually Conan is 6'0 and Goobert is 5'11.5

>manlets

>>77679906
>>77679925
Faggots don't have a clue. Usually u say hurrr ground n pound but JJ would dominate on the ground/clinch too.

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>>77680012
Just look at these temples on Goob, never seen a man with skull that pronounced on the sides of his forehead

post the song that best describes el cucuy

Tipped fedora to whoever linked those Mcgregor fights on youtube. They really are showing all of his shit. Tons of early fights in Ireland nowhere to be found on fight pass.

>>77679560
TFW you're being dominated by a BJJ blackbelt is a feel I know all to well...

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>>77680074
>>77680074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbFG8JrGiXI

Embedededs for maymac next week?

>>77680124
Always weary of this though, I've seen streams that say all of Mayweathers fight, but then they just kept showing Vs Del A Hoya

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prove you're an oldfag in /heem/

I remember when this was making rounds with all the bros here. feels were had.

>man on the right killed himself 3 moths after the photo was taken

>>77679628
She could sit on my face any day

>>77680190
what if she has to fart though

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>>77679587

>>77680183
I remember when I started posting on heem there was a namefag with the Spanish flag. Real autistic type. Good times

>>77679587
Conors mom is actually hot

>>77679715
Are you the guy always posting andy hug webms. Good taste sir

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lando/green memes will be good

>>77679522
Is this the 80's PMC look?

>>77679551
i like mcgregor but it's annoying seeing how overhyped he is and hearing people talk about how nate diaz weighs 250lbs

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nobody cared who i was until i put on the belt

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>>77680305
he's a big guy

>>77680316
Was getting headkicked part of his plan?

>>77680343
he called it two years ago

>>77680305
>>77680316
Stipe vs DC, who wins?

>>77680350
WGAF

Cain X DC is the fight to make

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>>77680350-
stipe you idiot

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>>77680350
stipe's a big guy

>>77680360
>>77680376
DC is undefeated at HW though

Stipe = defeated at HW

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TJ will heem Cody Necktat

>>77680389
he got revenge on JDS and would probably heem struve in a rematch

>>77680394
i dunno if i'd be ok with this or not

Did anyone notice Jones and DC accidentally run into Big John at 214?

>>77680415
No nobody at all was actually watching the fight to see that

>>77680405
No worries. Won't happen.

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>>77680290
people talking about nate "the heavyweight" are memeing you lad, stop taking everything so seriously because you hate anything that is popular

>>77680415
do you mean big john ran into them? because their job is to fight and his job is to get his fat ass out of the way

>>77680453
>Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>77680441
yes. anyone have a webm of it?

>>77680437
not really, they're trying to hype conor or are just ignorant
>stop taking everything so seriously because you hate anything that is popular
this doesn't describe me at all, stop making up bullshit

>>77680394
Imagine how painfully bad the BW division was if Barao reigned supreme in it for two years and was ranked #3 p4p best fighter on the planet at that time.

>>77680487
who are your favourite fighters?

>>77680508
Undertaker
Brock Lesnar
Roman Reigns

>>77680503
To be fair when barao was on steroids he was pretty deadly. Well rounded, fast. Hes clearly not the same fighter anymore

>>77680124
That early professional loss was rough, damn

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Could Strudle beat Stiopic again in a rematch or would he get shadowrealmed?

>>77680528
That's the problem with hues. They can't do shit without the juice.

At least CoCo Jon proved he's the same fighter without the drugs.

>>77680539
damn ngannou is a manlet?

>>77680539

Damn, that Struve hoverhand.

>>77680508
why? so you can try to talk shit about my opinions? lol. i'll tell you anyway cause im bored. this includes current fighters only, no particular order
>joanna
>rose
>diaz
>mcgregor
>stipe
>jones
>cowboy
>lawler
>cruz
>sanchez
>bisping
>weedman
>hunt
>chael (i know he sucks but still)

>>77680062
Almost like he's been taking that shit that makes your head grow.

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>>77680539
struve is the true p4p natty GOAT

>>77680578

COCKSUCKA

Colby Covington in mandrama now
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/17/16165634/ufcs-colby-covington-gets-involved-in-pro-wrestling-angle-at-gfw-impact

>>77680350
dc desu, shame he sucks cains pipitto so hard baka

Anything new worth mentioning from call conference ?

so what did you guys thinks about dani's dead dragon being risen at the end?

>>77680659
don't watch that pleb shit

>>77680659
>he watches female chick flicks with nerd dragons
literally kys my man

>>77679549
What did sage do to deserve this

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>>77680539
>hoverhand

Is Ferguson vs Lee off?

>>77680744
That's the rumor right now, I hope it's not off. Khabib is a dangerous liability, and if he's champ we'll be lucky to see more than one defense a year.

>>77679594

damn, she has the face of a whitewalker.

Could Derrick Lewis beat Ngannou?

>>77680748
>>77680744
im hoping there is no interim champ so we can get diaz vs mcgoobs later this year

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>>77680376
If I kick you in the head would you die ?

>>77680756
>lost to CTE Hunto

It's heavyweight though so who knows

>>77680764
Idiot, Nate is easier fight for him that ferguson

>>77680687
>doesn't watch got

its very good right now lads

>>77680764
Nate vs Goobs 3 is going to be a Boxing match mate

>>77680783
not everyone hates gooby lmao

>>77680797
i hope not. that would be lame as fuck but i can see why they might since they can make more money in boxing

>>77680793
You're not fooling me George you fat cunt.

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>>77680756
Heart of the champion, shiiiiieeeeet

>>77680812
ZUFFA Boxing my guy

>>77680316
lol go to 2:28

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbXaV3HAwgQ

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Jone?

>>77680830
dc: conor is a big guy
>look at her try to not cringe

>>77680837
CAIN?

>>77680830
Kek I see Mayweather clips and it becomes so obvious he's going to tool Goobs

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>>77680837
DCIA?

>>77680837
If you kick me in the head, will I die?

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>>77680863
>>77680837
>DCIA

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reminder

>>77680867
It would be extremely painful

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It's happening /heem/. I can feel it. I may be drunk and stoned. But I know a feeling when I feel it. Conor is winning. Rick Flair will die that very day. But Conor will win. I can feel it.

>>77680928
based adan

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When is Dana gonna sign my girl?

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>>77680928
rip ric

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>>77680946
She needs to be 145 champ asap

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>>77680951
She's the only one that can save wmma

Post your boy and your walkout song

Boy: Tony Ferguson
Walkout Song: Freestyle - Don't Stop The Rock

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>>77680957
It needs to happen. It is fate

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Unfortunately I'm going to need a list of questions that you can't ask in /heem/

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>>77680966

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>>77680974

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>>77680963
Nick
Deftones - Feiticeira

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>>77680980
FUUUUUUCK IM DRUNNNNNNKKKKK

>>77681001
/box/ vs /heem/

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>>77681001
the 2nd fight in this comp is similar but far more brootal, i really hope someone here can webm it

worldstarhiphop /videos/video.php?v=wshhpv8Im6BwaX9FdHIg

How will our boy, Chris, do in LHW

https://www.mmamania.com/2017/8/17/16161432/michael-bisping-vs-georges-st-pierre-chris-weidman-contemplating-jump-light-heavyweight-ufc

>>77681034
I kind of like Chris but he needs to pipe down. Dude's won one fight against a Welterweight and talks like he's won the Interim belt and had 10 defences with it.

>>77681034
I think Chris would do good at LHW, better than his dumbass buddy Villante

Lads what do we do if Floyd knocks out Conor

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I'm looking for webm is scrawny kid sitting down chilln until he's approach he'd by bully then spinning back kicks him (with backpack on) and Snoop dogg in background motioning heem sleepy

>>77681045
Why is this still a meme. Gastelum can't make WW, he's too fucking fat

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>>77681117
how dare u

>>77681117
He's also a complete twerp at Middleweight

>>77681117
Because Gastelum is a Welterweight and has fought there, he just likes to eat like Hendricks so can't stay there. He's certainly not a middleweight, he's small for the division which is why it was pretty clear he'd lose to Weidman
Gastelum is more of a Welterweight my man, it's not a meme. I reckon with a strict diet he'd be fine at WW

>>77681034
>le 1-3 man talking this much trash
this guy needs to fuck off permanently, yoel concussed him for life

>>77681146
He isn't optimal size for WW either. He won TUF at MW too, he'll always be undersized no matter if he's in MW or WW.

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>>77681162
>he isn't optimal size for ww

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>>77681162
>He isn't optimal size for WW either.

>>77681162
He's far better sized for WW than MW. TUF doesn't really mean much, guys generally move down a weight class after it anyway considering they don't get time to really cut weight on the show.
Gastelum is undersized, someone like Weidman is always going to have his way with him. He got away with facing the older Middleweights, but the size difference was clear even then. He might fare OK against Silva, but I really think he needs to look at moving back down.
He actually possesses quite a good skillset too, he could do well at Welterweight were he to make the effort to fight there

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>>77681162
You might not like it but this is what peak fridge performance looks like

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>>77681142
He did merc Mr American Patriot though

>>77681179
he split decisioned Woodley, he would heem him in a rematch.

Kelvin needs to lose some weight, he's a little fat.

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LADS!! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MCGREGOR LOSES TO MAYWEATHER AND IF HE RETURNS AND LOSES HIS TITLE SHOT AGAINST KHABIB OR TONY?! WILL HIS DAYS AS A STAR BE OVER?!?!

>>77681190
Hogda Housey got sheem'd in brutal, humiliating fashion, yet her PPV against Nunes was still a massive success.

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>>77681166
>>77681171
>>77681177
Literally every WW contender has him beat in reach, and are at least the same height if not taller than him.

I agree that he'd do better in WW for christs sake, I just think he'll be undersized no matter what

>>77681179
>I swear I'm natty
>Goes on Joe Rogan and talks about how older special ops guys,or younger guys get roids so they perform at their peak and are ultimate soldiers
>I don't need that tho
>comes back post USADA
>gets heemed by WW he outweighed by 45 lbs
>trust me guys it wasn't USADA

>>77681197
Yes, but I'm asking, will McGregor even come back afterwards if that happened to him?

>>77681198
see
>>77681189
talbot arborea

>>77681190
Nah if his fans really think he'll be knocking out Mayweather then they'll probably stick with him later

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>>77681198
>undersized means reach and height
what a fucking pleb

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>Lee gonna rival mcgregors rise and beat t-ferg and khabib back to back.
Cant wait lads

>>77681223
I like how Lee bites his glove for the other arm

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>>77681223
>lee is goin to beat Ferg and Khabib when his best win is Cheeser and he got knocked out by a BJJ guy

>>77681223
he was just about to break lose

fire mario

>>77681189
>G-G-GASTELUM THIS TIME I SWEAR
hahahahahahahahaha

>>77681246
You can't just say that he's not going to win, there's always a chance my dude

>t. 201er needs attention

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>>77680928
I'm so fucking sick of this stupid fight.

>>77681239
>and he got knocked out by a BJJ guy
that was hilarious

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What do we think about this Conor McGregor? How did he somehow seem crazier then?

>>77681252
>t. lawler-wonderboi-wonderboi-maiavidal-maia ""fan""
give it a rest, it's embarassing at this point.

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>wonderboy won! he won more rounds! look at mmadecisions! REEEEEEEEEEE!

>>77681239
A bjj guy with heavy hands

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My face when we find out we were duped into getting hyped for worst fight all time by a couple of fucking stoner comedians (Since B Schaub somehow is that now)

>>77681266
Woodley is a great champion and I like him, but there's always a chance he can lose. That's all I'm saying.

>>77681283

this is some stunningly bad OC

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>>77681283
>t-t-this time people will respect me!
>o-okay, t-t-this time!
>fuck you, I didn't need people to like me!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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when is Apsen LArdd doing her next o-ring expanding excretement dump on the newest UFC matching making card<? hah Terrific fight!!

>>77681283
>>77681302
>Rumble-esque in his lack of effort, Joe

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>>77681302
>>77681305
>>77681323
t. completely assblasted whiners

appreciate greatness, stop being on the wrong side of history all the time /heem/.

it's great on this side, racking up W's, ppv points, and delicious nutritious tears.

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Reminder that bj Penn is due and will win his next fight with a heem

>>77681330
hey spain

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>>77681292
Does anyone really think that the fight will be good?

>>77681330
Again with this thing where you're incapable of understanding reactions as anything but hate and love.

I don't hate Woodley. I don't care about him at all. I ignore his fights completely.

>>77681330
Once again, I'm not saying anything bad about Woodley, I'm just calling you out for being a low-effort shitposter.

>>77681336
they should have done BJ vs Diego Sanchez @ 155

>>77681353
They should rerun Gomi v Penn IMO.

One of them has to come away with a win, right?

>>77681345
what mma fighter is this

>for sure le orc will HEEM the AA n*gger
>oh 100% he will get STOPPED by le karate man
>this time he will let it loose you watch!
>maia will choke him out, he always stands by the fence!

>REEEE HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT
>REEEE WHY DIDN'T YOU LET HIM COUNTER
>REEEE STOP DROPPING MY BOI! HE WON MORE ROUNDS!
>REEEE STOP STUFFING TAKEDOWNS! LET HIM CHOKE YOU REEEE!

seek help now before you wreck yourself

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>>77681374
>Woodley will DESTROY Nate, it's obvious!

Had to delete this girl off facebook that I've known for 15 years because she kept going on a rant about how white cis males are the devil and you know I was cool about that until she said Conor would lose and I was like you know what bitch DELETE

This Woodleyfag is literally worse than the scatspammer

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>p-please watch my next fight where I will attempt to break my own record of least punches thrown

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>>77681392
>girl off facebook that I've known
yeah right

>>77681412
In high school I was a loner
I was a reject, I was a poser
Multiple personalities, I'm bipolar

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>p-punching is racist anyways

Ngannou is your boy or go fuck your mother

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anyone ever been heemed in a street fight

>>77681484
Where's the /heem/ t shirt

>>77681485
Calendar man hasn't made it yet. That lazy bum

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>>77681484
>manlets

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>>77681412
>throwing more than 5 punches

Amateur

>>77681484
>le Mohammed Ali quote
>epic poses
>cuck cuts
>reddit
jacare choking out those goof again when?

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>>77681498
>five punches and a kick

How is Conjob supposed to keep Floyd at range without side kicks?

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Which one is the wax figure and which is the dummy

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>>77681511
for sure my man

>>77681535
I figure to dummy your mum then wax all over her face

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>>77681535
How would pic related do in MMA with two years of takedown defense training?

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HOT OFF THE PRESSES: This is Milfuu's first opponent in the Rizin atomweight GP.

>>77681511
>keep at range

That implies that malteser would attack

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>>77680928
That's just the feeling you get when you're watching a meme "social event". This isn't a boxing match, it's just a spectacle that all the dumb ass casuals are buying into because being a part of is is "cool". Whatever bullshit feelings you guys get are going to be pertaining to that fact. Nothing else. At the end of the day Mayweather is still one of the best boxers of this generation and Mcgregor doesn't have a clue about what hes doing. Reality isn't going to collapse and MCgregor isn't knocking Mayweather out. You're all going to leave disappointed from another boring UD just to get assblasted a week later because the PPV didn't surpass MayPac.

>>77681569
He's going to stand in the pocket with Conor and bait him into getting countered all fight.

>>77681584
>boring UD
Funny way to say TKO.

>>77681591
Mayweather at 40 years of age doesn't have the output to produce a TKO in this fight. He might go offensive like he did against Canelo but it won't be enough for the judge or his corner to stop the fight. Mayweather would have to pull a Lomachenko to do that and he isn't capable of that anymore.

>>77681604
He's going to be landing at will against an amateur who's going to gas hard maybe four rounds in.

I'm just betting the ML but I'll be very surprised if it runs 12 rounds. Obviously this is all just opinions and the fight itself will answer everything.

>>77681661
It's condescending. But people think that anything negative a white person says to a black person is racist even if it has nothing to do with race.

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In BJJ classes do men roll with women?

In that case, how do deal with erections when you're doing shit like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2BJaM0gd6g

>>77681727
Wear a cup. Love knowing I can get as hard as I want without them knowing

>>77681739
How small is your dick chubs?

>>77681739
Isnt that uncomfortable as hell ? Getting boner when your dong cant expand

>>77681739
There's no way a hardon can fit in a cup.

>>77681750
>>77681752
>>77681758
Well obviously I'm not going to get maximum levels of hardness. Its pretty difficult to when you're trying to win the roll. But even the slightest bit of an erection is noticeable once felt. So wear a cup.

>>77681763
I think you'd be surprised. I went full hard just watching girls roll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFb4RFMn1Rk

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>Bobble Green
>is brown

what on earth did he mean by this

>>77680793

Don't worry guy, people who don't watch GoT like to tell everyone so they seem edgy and interesting.

>Hah! That extremely popular show that everyone loves? I don't watch that PLEB SHIT. Ha!

They're like vegans

>>77681825
Looks pretty green to me

>>77681839
Remember when Brandon refused to watch GoT because it has dragons in it and now he's all over that shit?

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>>77681001

Post more street heems

>>77681727
>>77681739
>getting an erection from rolling
you lack focus you utter virgins

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https://twitter.com/KiksieDB/status/898438671900094464

>Rico Verhoeven vs. Bigfoot Silva confirmed for Glory 46. 3 round non-title fight.

Who feels like watching a murder?

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>>77681916
holy mother of absolute JUST

>>77681916
bigfoot might actually win this one. he might be back on the trt but even if he isn't rico is slow as shit and has no ground game.

>>77681956
its a kickboxing match my man

>>77681956
It's kickboxing.

>>77681956
>glory
>ground game
nigga

>>77681958
>>77681962
>>77681964
i see. well you're not going to see anyone get murdered then, kickboxing is tame.

>>77681484
man even the in shape reddit fags look reddit tier

anyone know what major female celeb schaub was talking about on his podcast that liked getting shit on?

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https://twitter.com/UFCEurope/status/898454440004407296

In happier news:
>Now that's a fun fight! @RusHammerMMA vs. @TouchyFili on deck for #UFCGdansk!

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BASED

>>77681978
Rico has pillow hands but we're talking about Bigfoot.

>>77681989
Any headline that's a question can be answered with the word "No."

>>77681839
And yet GoT fans get mad when a few people don't watch it.

>How the fuck can you not like Game of Thrones? It's literally the show in history you need to watch it!!!

No it sucks, I've never actually told anyone in person but it's a terribly written show, one dimensional characters, boring repetitive plots, shock value. Crap.

>>77681978
big foot gets heem'd by his pillow every night my man

>>77681995
It's got titties, though.

>>77681981
Miesha

>>77681995
I just watch it because I've followed along since the beginning, my god is this season just absolutely shit tier, they just teleport everywhere with retarded ass storylines.

I'm just gonna watch to see how bad it gets

>>77681997
not anymore, season 2 had that prime italian ass

>>77680394
Fucking hell, mate.

That's multiple concussion in one flurry.

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>>77681117
He's fat because he's undisciplined, not because he's too big to cut the weight ala Bobby Knuckles.

I was listening to Chael's podcast the other day. He said that Kelvin had to cut something like 16 or 18 pounds for a fight during TUF and started at 6 PM the night before.

Chael and some of the coaches caught him in the middle of night about to fry potatoes in an inch of fat so "his body could have fuel for the cut".

>>77681559
cute

Somehow I feel like Rizin goes out of their way to make sure their female fighters are at least okay looking.

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>>77681981

>>77682012
Outside of the freakshow league, yeah.

>Chael and some of the coaches caught him in the middle of night about to fry potatoes in an inch of fat so "his body could have fuel for the cut".

That is such a fucking Chael story.

>>77680394
I feel like we haven't seen Cody's full potential yet. He's probably the best boxer in the division combined with knockout power. He's also proven that he's no slouch on the ground against Cruz.

I hate to say it but I thing Cody finishes DJ in the second or third.

>>77681916
ROFL
I swear GLORY is going to collapse in 3 years time.

>>77682024
>wing 50 hooks with t-rex arms and catch chinny mongs
>best boxer

>mma boxing

>>77682016
what happened to all her muscle?

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Which girl fighter would you prefer to make children with? i would have endless torrents of cum for claudia. i bet its easy to fuck her standing up, she is compact

>>77682053

no neck
man abs

what are some words to type into a porn site to get good brazilian vids? i really love brazilian porn they make the absolute best shit i just don't know what phrases to look for

>>77682073
tranny
shemale
chicks with dicks

>>77679579
it's tough man, those are some lethal jon """"bones"""" jones backfists 100% my guy

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>>77682074
needs to be in portuguese or whatever the fuck they speak over there

google translate really doesn't help. i mean do they really call teens "adolescents"

>>77682110
Yes, what's the problem ? We also say adolescent in french.

>>77682124
because i don't want the FBI on my case cuz i searched adolescent into a porn site. i'm looking for +18s not actual teenagers.

>>77682152
do you really think the cops are going to even check such a thing or are waiting for it to happen to start building a case on you? do you train and get hit in the head a lot? big time parankja

>>77680062
Lighting + sweat.

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>>77682053

>>77681916
im gonna laugh hard if bigfoot gets heemed by this pillowhand guy

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>>77682053
The one with the best child bearing hips

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>>77682509
>all that breast milk she'll be able to feed your children with

MUH
U
H

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>>77682519
MOMMY GIB MILKIES

Just watched Tate/Nunes for the first time.

What the fuck. How did that wimp Tate ever get the belt. She knew within the first 10 second that she was absolutely fucked. She didn't even try.
The big brown dyke smashed her good, the little bitch.

>>77682509
her hips get wider every time picture is posted

>>77682570
She had a shitty weight cut due to trying out keto. I thought that she'd get the win beforehand because Nunes gasses pretty quickly and Tate has a habit of getting the shit beaten out of her for a round or two and then getting a submission.

>>77682321
The big brown dyke is going to smash this little cumflake. Shevchenko a shit.

>>77681916
Oh my fuck why. At least if he does grappling he won't get punched in the face. Dude has 4 KO lossses in the past 2 years.

>>77682599
Watch the first fight.

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>>77682570
such a weird fucking division

tate was ronda's only real matchup. none of ronda's fights even went to second round and tate managed to stay in there for three rounds. this is considered a success but only in comparison to everyone else, in reality she wasn't even a contender

then ronda gets heemed by holmes and makes her look like an amateur, exposing her as a fraud

then holmes and tate fight... and tate wins

>mma math

it's also weird that nunes destroyed rounda, yet was beated by cat zingano, who was submitted in 14 seconds by ronda

how is this shit possible this division is a random number generator

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slay queens

>>77682671
Stylistic match ups and advancements in skills means more for women cause they are shit.

>>77682698
>putting Miyuu and RENA in the same bracket

for what purpose?

>>77682698
>>77682738
Actually, hang on, why is Nguyen in there too? The only way that there isn't a rematch on that side is if Rivera and RENA both win, which is obviously the most likely outcome, but still.

What's that Ishioka/Asakura nonsense on the right, btw? Are they fighting to see who gets the slot?

fuck having no fights is killing me lads

what regional promotions are on and will they be streamed

>>77682738
>>77682760
Not sure, it might get changed around depending on who wins. Big Nog and Fedor were supposed to fight in the semis of the 2004 HWGP but they swapped the brackets to make sure that if they did fight, it would be in the final.

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What did he mean by this?

>>77682809
WHY

he hasn't won a fight in 5 years and it was to a nobody

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[Woman’s Super Atom weight GP opening round]
RENA vs Andy Nguyen
Miyuu Yamamoto vs Irene Cabello
Saori Ishioka / Kanna Asakura vs Sylwia Juskiewicz
Alyssa Garcia vs Maria Oliveira
[Bantamweight GP opening round Bracket B]
Shintaro Ishiwatari vs Akhmed Musakaev
Erson Yamamoto vs Manel Kape
TBA vs TBA
[Grappling match]
Kazushi Sakuraba vs Dan Henderson

>>77682946
1. does not want to give away patterns
2. he got destroyed and got lucky in that clip
3. both

>>77682951
Huh? I'm referring to a tournament switch-up that occurred 13 years ago, friend.

>>77682946
paulie lit him up