Bucs at Jags preseason gamethread #1
>bort
Fuck the Bucs and their SJW virtue signaling Alt-left Marxist destroying statues.
I hope Fournette breaks Jameis in 2 if he plays today
>cable system at my apartment doesn't hold the local channel showing the game for some fucking reason
>have to watch ESPN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CRAB LEGS
I bet on this game.
I wonder if Kurt Warner even remembers those moments anymore cause of his brain damage
Close friend of Bort what you wanna know guys
>>77677573
does he like Jacksonville?
not the team, the city
>>77677583
idk, he's from my town. We're relatively close to JAX so probably
>>77677545
have you seen his wife
top kek
battle for Pub Subs
>>77677607
she needs someone to tell her that her hairstyle is trash
>Monday Night Football
What did he mean by this?
who /GRUDENGRINDR/ here???
>Jacksonville supposedly stacked on D
are they the second coming of the 2000 Ravens?
>Monday night
What did I miss?
>trying to follow bucs as a "second team"
Its really hard, there isnt a lot of redeeming qualities to the franchise as a whole...
was jon gruden a meme coach who fluked a superbowl?
or was he decent
>>77677633
the players are likeable at least
>inb4 crab legs """"""""""""""likeable"""""""""""""""'
>>77677638
he knew the entire Raiders playbook cause they were too dumb to change it from the year before
so yeah, he memed his way to an Owl
>>77677607
>>77677617
You guys are sexist. If any make had a colorful purple Mohawk like Kurts Wife, y'all be calling him " cool ". She is hot bald up like that.
>>77677638
He's an excellent coach who singlehandedly turned around the Bucs franchise.
>>77677484
my momma loves bort but knows the end is near
>>77677658
Dungy put the team together and Gruden won the Owl
Henne could seriously win the starting job? I was not aware Bortles was so bad.
>>77677657
no i'd still be saying they need a haircut
fuckin leaf
>>77677658
>3 winning seasons prior to winning the Owl
Dungy turned them around, Gruden made them shit again
>>77677607
She looks like something out of Jersey Shore but I would hit it.
>the state of the Buccs
how do you cut a 2nd round pick after a year?
Why are they talking about bortles and not fournette? is he playing?
>>77677728
cause Bortles is more interesting
not even memeing
Bortles Pick 6 incoming
>>77677658
Gruden rode off Dungy's coattails. Never forget that Gruden fucked up a 9-3 season into a 9-7 season missing the playoffs back in 2008 and the Bucs haven't been back since.
>>77677728
Because Bortles is absolutely horrible and they are 90% sure to get a QB after this season.
>>77677717
Because he's a spic
>>77677728
Not even playing
>minor toe injury
>stepped on
>the state of the Jags
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77677717
How the fuck do you draft a kicker in the 2nd round?
I miss Tirico
Him and Gruden were the best in the league.
This new guy is shit. People complain about Joe Buck, but he is great compared to this guy
REEEEEEEEE BORT
>>77677775
worked for the Raiders
bort-holes
heads up play desu
>>77677780
I remember last year and you could always tell that Gruden fucking hated working with him.
>GMC producing pressure
Keep going
Winston is a bust
that was some SEC running
grey is atrocious on the bucs
>>77677796
why did blacky leave
>>77677787
raiders got jano in the 1st
>>77677809
CBS offered him more money and ESPN has been cutting a lot of guys.
>>77677809
He left for NBC
Probably got a better contract there, no way ESPN wanted him gone
>>77677812
worked out even better then
although they could've used that pick on some other guy
like Brady
>>77677812
I'm sure people fawned over Aguayo is because he's from FSU and no other reason
>>77677818
NBC I meant.
>>77677825
Right. In addition to extra money, he gets to call way more sports.
>>77677834
they kept pumping the "most accurate college kicker of all time"* label
*inside the 40
>>77677834
Well technically he was the most consistent kicker in NCAA history or some shit like that. He had the stats to back it up
>>77677854
overhyped kickers always suck in the NFL
>>77677853
feelsjagman?
>>77677717
Bucs are traditionally terrible with 2nd rounders.
>>77677812
>tfw someone saved by edit
>Jags have never won the AFCS
>Loins have never won the NFCN
>Jags have never been to the owl
>Loins have never been to the owl
Broships are gay, but are Jags-Loins friends?
>>77677879
Plus they're both cats.
Had forgotten the Jags signed Malik Jackson
last year
>>77677872
You should re-edit it and fix the eye patch. The string should go down the cheek not above the ear
I just thought of something that makes me feel sick
>jets go like 6-10 next season
>no franchise quarterback available in the draft
>i have to watch the jets experience and the blake bortles experience merge for a year or two
I like the Jags because they're the only other Florida team, and I also feel like I need an AFC to support
>Martin
>>77677741
Jags could draft an elite QB every year but they never do. They're the Browns of the south.
>>77677923
>what are the Dolphins
How do you fail so hard at kicking in the NFL? It literally makes no sense. One of the most accurate kickers in college football history can't hit a single thing in the NFL. How? You aren't learning a playbook. You're doing the exact same thing you've been doing for 10 years. How do you fall that hard? There's literally no excuse.
>>77677938
>Miami
>not part of Cuba
>>77677923
The other Florida teams are dumpster fires compared to the Bucs
>Jags never consistent
>lelphins this year
>>77677865
sup
who jags/bucs broship here???
I still have a lot of Josh Freeman images in my Bucs folders
>>77677953
Im not a jags fan or anything, just good to know veteran /sp/ers are still around
It sure doesnt feel like it sometimes
>>77677959
>>/nba/
EZ
bucs looking good desu
I think they take the division
FOLK MISSES
>Buccs
BRING BACK ROBERTO
This offense is going to be fucking unstoppable
>>77677959
Im team Florida regardless. Lived in three of the cities for most of my lifetime
>>77677939
NFL balls are a different size. Possibly that.
THE GHOST OF ROBERTO AGUAYO
are the bugs elite?
Kicking team is cursed
Jesus Fucking Christ.
I #AcheForBlake
>THE CITY OF BUCS KICKING
Holy fuck someone get a UDFA out there to kick.
>>77677952
fair enough
AGUAYO DID NOTHING WRONG
>>77677986
>offense is great
>NFCC game
>Folk gets a PAT blocked
>lose by one
Buccs gonna Bucc
>>77677999
>>77678000
>>77677939
it was always a meme
Aguayo was on the money inside the 40 cause all of his attempts usually came there at FSU
problem is that the average NFL kicker's FG distance is 40+
Aguayo was probably never going to be all that good in the pros but the Bucs surely didn't help by drafting him in the 2nd round (and trading up for him)
Every aspect of this game looks like arena football. The uniforms, the camera shots, the plays.
why is aguayo gone?
THICC ALERT
>>77678000
>>77677999
>>77678021
he's trash
>>77678000
>>77677999
>>77677999
>>77678000
The Bengals have two kickers, right? Lets sign one of them.
>>77677999
>>77678000
NEVA 4GET
>>77677999
>>77678000
nice trips
>>77677999
>>77678000
Woah
What should I have for a snack? I'm thinking microwaved burrito.
>>77677999
>>77678000
what the fuck?
>>77678000
>>77677999
>same picture
>both got trips
>>77678055
drive to flint and distil the chemicals in the water and then down them
>>77677999
>>77678000
>>77677999
>>77678000
nice script faggot
>>77678055
I just had a yogurt parfait from Publix
>>77678055
I ate a microwave White Castle hamburgers
I dont buy the ones with cheese.
Throw on a kraft single, a few pickles and some ketchup/mustard
Its GOAT microwave food
So who will Blake Bortles be backing up next year?
By what week does chad henne become the starter?
>>77678089
Week 1
>>77678075
my dinner tonight, with banana bread pudding for dessert fucking amazing
How ARob pulled that in I don't know
https://mobile.twitter.com/TBBuccaneers/status/898247124252602368
Fuck the Cuccaneers
>>77678101
What is this, fucking Instagram?
>>77678100
>ryan smith not looking like garbage
>javien elliot was strong at the end of last year
>mcclain's a decent veteran
Our DB depth might not be kill this year.
>>77678117
more like instalard
>>77677999
>>77678000
damn
>>77678128
hey there aguayo you mad you suck?
>>77678128
Is there a Bears game tonight, Aguayo?
>>77678101
Fugg you're making me hungrier
>>77678142
>>77678143
Hivemind
Is Jameis going to be this year's AFC south QB that randomly turns up a league MVP season?
so this...
is the vaunted jags defense...
>>77678154
yeah
and he'll lose to some aging AFC QB in the Owl
I think it's finally time for Cutler to make it
Nice fuckjng throw hahahhahahhahahhahahhaahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahh
>jags d
3-13 incoming
>Dotson out with groin injury
I feel like this guy is always injured
>>77678142
>>77678143
pls don't bully
I know this is preseason, but...
The Jasg do not look good.
>>77678190
don't worry, Fournette will literally score 70 points a game
I know it's preseason and they don't have their top corners in, but holy fuck, the Jags defense looks shit.
>tfw chewing off a hangnail and it starts to bleed
Come on, Folk
You can get this FG
>>77678190
half of the first team didn't suit up tonight on defense so I'm not surprised
>>77678085
ur mum
>watching pre season football
>>77678190
they never do.
Jags will forever be offseason heros, regular season faggots
>>77678213
Pre season>post season>>>>>>regular season
Seeing young talent is all that matters
>>77678213
what else am I supposed to do?
Fournette is ki Jana carter 2.0. Watch him bust his knee when he comes back on the field
What that play a wash?
>>77678214
>offseason heroes
lol, the jags never do anything, how do you come to this conclusion
>>77678255
>signing Malik Jackson and Calais Campbell back to back years is nothing
>Booooooo
I love Jags fans
Holy fuck Bortles suck!
>>77678255
????
The fact the Jags won't sign Kaep proves racism is still alive in 2017 America, pretty fucking sad.
We made bortles look all pro not too long ago.
Publix subs kind of suck, idk why people think they are good
>>77678279
90% of the league is black
blacks are 13% of gen pop
Remember that one time bortles had a 35 td season
>>77678290
>Implying
>>77678290
>>77678298
Who was the magical offensive coordinator that made that meme magic happen?
>>77678279
Know one cares about what you think
>>77677573
is Orlando area a good place to live and raise a family?
>>77678290
I would shop at Publix but they don't offer discount cards.
>Winston willing to make the short throws now
The rest of the league is fucked and they don't know it yet
>>77678314
look into Oviedo/Lake Mary
>>77678308
The same one that told Bortles he didn't need to work on his throwing mechanics.
>>77678308
>>77678298
The magic of Garbage Time.
how you gonna drop that son?
>>77678313
If no one cares then why did you respond?
Is BUCC gonna be good this year?
>>77678317
>not shopping the BOGOs
>>77678340
depends how badly they BUCC
>Winston
jesus that was horrendous
winston confirmed mega bust
>J-Anus Winshit
Fuck these faggot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH WE IN CONTROL NOW BUSC
>b-bucs taking the division
Ayy lmao
HAHAHAHAHA ONCE A NI**** ALWAYS A NI****
CANT MAKE GOOD DECISIONS NO MATTER WHAT
Why would you throw that? Wtf?
>that throw by Jameis
BUCCS
GONNA
BUCC
HAHAHA
>jaemis
>>77678340
It's gonna be the busc version of this.
>That int
Still >we're gonna wreck shit
Please show me a worse football play on youtube, purely in terms of decision making
That was something
JUST
REFBALL!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>12-0
You know I'm talking bout that jags defense
>>77678368
Theres zero chance of them overtaking the falcons. i could see them getting a wildcard but no way they win the division.
unless goodell's pro black referee's rig every game for him, like they just did for that play.
>>77678379
>>77678383
too obvious faggot.
Tbh I like that about him
>>77678379
>>77678383
Again.
This guy takes so many unnecessary risks it's hilarious.
Why the fuck does he want to fuck everything up so badly?
>>77678386
I don't understand that.
Reply to this post if you think the janitors are pathetic manchildren that are killing this board.
>>77678403
>i like godawful decisions that are sometimes saved by the refs who are told to make black QBs look better
>>77678338
Nfl dosent care about some irrelevant nig on 4chan
>>77678387
spoiler alert: there is not one
>>77678417
I agree. Also what the fuck was that Jameis? Absolutely terrible
>>77678417
4free
>>77678411
It was a shitposting image back when the lightning led the league in scoring and went to the finals
>>77678424
Just the not liking to give up on a play attitude it conveys. I think that can be honed into a valuable attribute
God what a pathetic pass
Why didn't jax hire gruden as HC? also thank god its almost halftime, gonna make a publix run what you want senpai
Chad Henne jerseys are going to fly off the shelves
>muh 35 tds
fuck off, he's bad
>spoiling hard knocks
>>77678475
1 puffy vulva please. I'm starving
God the refs reasoning for that not being an INT was retarded
damn based Grueden burying the jags
Is this his last season for the jasg?
>gun commercial
feels good to be American man
>>77678475
What's publix?
>>77678475
Dis bitch is a tranny my nigga. You is real thirsty.
>>77678570
wrong.
>>77678475
some small sized condoms
Say Blake Bortles 5 times fast.
>monday night football
>thursday night
explain yourselves amerifats
>>77678570
Makes it even better
>>77678598
are you assuming someones chosen night?
Thursday has the right to be a monday
>>77678598
>that flag
>amerifats
its cause ESPN shows MNF and they don't want to make new grtaphics
Jameis sucks
>>77678598
ESPN is so fucked financially they can only afford to make Monday night graphics
LOOK OUT!
>Bortles throws a good throw
>dropped
for fucks sake Jags
START HENNE
>>77678611
I'm from Guatemala :^)
>>77678417
They are liberal trannies. Want to turn this into their Facebook.
Liberal tranny commies already ruined Facebook, youtube, google, and Twitter with their anti Free apeech.
Only BlackLiesMatter allowed.
>pic related
>jaguars receivers
Good god, how has this fanbase not committed suicide?
>>77678631
That was henne
>actually thinking Blake bortles could make a decent read and throw
>>77678637
Make the NFL white again.
>>77678652
kek
I didn't notice they switched
>>77678637
>having a problem with transgender people
Just how insecure are you?
>another great throw
>dropped again
start Henne pls
>>77678279
Im not racist. I like and respect all black people.
I only hate niggers- as comediians Chris Rock and Chapelle said.
And retardos like Colon Kaepernick. Who aint even black my nigga.
Holy shit the entire Jaguars offense is trash
>the absolute state of the Jags' receiving core
>Henne making good throws
>receivers can't catch
Explain this
>jags
Based aguayo curse
>>77678687
Neuroscience and biology are 2 different things
>Jags
another long season incoming.
>>77678279
I'm glad we live in a country where if you act like a nigger your employer can cut ties with you and you aren't "entitled" to another job just because.
and kaep fucking sucks anyways, why would anyone want to sign a backup who acts like that?
Go Jags!
What should I be expecting my first year as a Jags fan? How long till they get rid of Bortles?
>>77678727
>nigger nigger nigger
It's stale bro keep that shit in /pol/
>>77678721
...they really arent though
>>77678753
Who are you quoting?
>>77678746
expect pain and suffering
and to split the series with the Titans
they should bench him like week 3
>>77678753
He acts like a "NIGGER". You know exactly what i mean by that, and you know there is no better way to put it. If you come up with a kinder, safer word, then let me know.
>>77678727
well, unfortunately drumpf is enabling a problematic work environment for POC. most of the time POC are fired simply because the higher up feels uncomfortable around them, but I digress. Kaep made the 49ers fans and team uneasy so thats why they ditched him, because unfortunately its safer to have a white qb.
Winston sucks
>>77678796
kek
>>77678796
>Panthers
>loud obnoxious black QB
>old Southerner for an owner
>in fucking North Carolina
>Cam is still employed
really makes you think
Can't watch the game. How's Winston been doing bros?
Why are the Bucs starters still in?
why the hell are Winston and Evans playing this game at all?
Jasg cant even develop their talent
>Jags
>fumble
>get TD
all according to plan...
These announcers are just railing on the jags
what?
what a fucking stupid rule
if the jags don't score at all I'm burning my tickets to the game vs the panthers next week, thoughts?
>exciting play
>here's some obscure rule or flag, roll it back
Every time.
Wait, how the fuck is that a fumble and not an incomplete pass? Dante hit the front of Winston's arm, how would the ball be knocked 15 yards through the air forward? Thats such a stupid fucking rule. it doesn't take a physics major to say that was an incomplete pass.
So then lads, how long until NE abuse that rule?
>holy rollered
>>77678861
>buying tickets in the first place
>Ball is out before the arm moves forward
>Ball lands 10 yards downfield of the QB
Refball should be a td
>>77678858
Everyone got salty about the Holy Roller. Idk why, it was a pretty heads-up play
>>77678871
15 years ago?
>>77678867
QBs arm was moving forward but it came out of the hand of Winston before he made a throwing motion.
>>77678866
It's the Holy Roller rule, not very obscure.
>>77678785
we know Kaep's political feelings I haven't heard anything about him being unprofessional in regards of actual football stuff other than he lost too much weight last season and took to long to get back into football shape.
the reason why he not on a team is simply economical as owners are rightfully concerned he will turn people away because of his toxic actions, the NFL is a business 1st if they were concerned about wins Reno's favorite son would be on a team.
>>77678754
In a perfect world where we understood how the brain works, maybe.
Saying "we dont understand the brain, its really complex" isnt something new, and this newfound push to supplant existing science with young research is stupid.
There has been much more manpower, money, and years put into endeavors to understand schicozfrenia and seizures than worrying about genders. And its still somewhat bunk science.
Its not being pushed because its now suddenly peer reviewed, its being pushed for lobby groups. There is a reason nobody pays it mind except for the gays
>>77678942
Lmao at this mental gymnastics. Reeks of insecurity
>>77678930
>being unprofessional in regards of actual football stuff
He sucked ass on the field ever since becoming an SJW. San Fran cut him because he was garbage. His mind wasn't on football. His focus wasn't on his job. He was discracted. Thats the definition of being unprofessional. Having an afro is unprofessional too for that matter. just another sign he didn't care about his football career, his mind was on playing the black victim card.
>>77678914
it's obscure if you weren't alive for the fumblerooski or have never seen Little Giants.
>>77678687
Liberal tranny swallows all the jew media tells him.
I bet you also think women could play in the NFL bc every western liberal media outlet says they are just as strong or capable as men in every way biologically.
I told myslef to not listen, to not overhype. I did and I expected nothing. Then we played the Patriots, they have me hope. Made me feel like I was wrong for not hyping them. So then I started to hype them again. AND BOOM there it goes, hiroshima on my feelings and now I'm stuck here shaking and crying,
FUCK YOU DAVE CALDWELL.
>>77678986
>hyping the Jags
how long have you been watching football m8?
never hype them, you're just going to be disappointed
>>77678977
Not an argument.
you know one thing Randy Moss can't do?
Win a Super Bowl
>>77678930
How about bc my nigga Kaepernick was literally historically so bad he got benched last year. The 4x he has lost starters job. And was so bad, there was only 1 team worst in all tge NFL- the Browns.
And he still wants 15 million$ per year.
You sound like a liberal, so probably have never employed anyone or had a job actually making something.
Who here /munchiemashups/?
>tfw too smart for football
>>77678954
The only mental gymnastics are thinking that science should work upon peoples feelings instead of empirical evidence.
Empirical evidence in a science we know almost nothing about.
12-4 at least desu senpai
>>77679027
>tfw to smart to throw a complete pass
>>77679029
Not an argument
ROCKET
___O
___P
___T
___E
___r
*WUB WUB WUB*
>playing Madden music in the stadium
This feels weird
>>77679057
But there is no actual science based argument in the first place.
This year I've got $100 on the Jags winning at least 9 games, seems reasonable right? easiest $100 ever
>Fitzpatrick is a Bucc now
better hope Winston doesn't get injured
>>77679096
I hope you didn't need $100 anytime soon
>>77679023
are we watching the same game, that has both Chad Henne and Ryan "17INTs in 11 games" Fitzpatrick playing ?
>Fitz
kek
And it's the first Fitzception of his Tampa Bay career!
Fitzmagic
>>77679134
Chad Henne has been playing good
>FITZ BABY
>deuce
>ywn be able to call Gruden "daddy"
Life's not fair.
>Fitztragic
Never disappointed tbqh
This is just a warm-up match. I'm sure Bortles will get his act together in real matches, he's an underrated QB
>>77679255
Cute girl but awful opinion
>>77679255
Bortles will garbage time statpad his way to the HOF
>>77679255
>>77678832
He was awesome save for throwing a blind chuck as he was going down for a sack.
>>77679255
>tfw no Azusa waifu
Allen Robinson isn't elite
this game sucks
>first team offense vs second team defense
>still can't score
>Jags
hehe
dick
>mfw Chad Henne is unironically better than me
is jags guy still relevant?
>>77679391
he will always be relevant
>>77679343
Dont be a racisst. You are judging this game based on your white supremacist mind. You don't understand the cultural beauty that is being displayed by these black men.
>>77679385
>25 years old
>balding
>The City of Jags
Holy shit, these are their starters? They can't even score against a backup defense. What record do you guys predict for them? I'm guessing 3-13
>>77679421
1-15
>>77679421
>B-but muh Pats game
Sad tbqh.
5-11
>>77679421
>These are their starters?
if you wanna exclude Fournette and Lee, yeah, this is the power of the Jags offense
These are like 3rd string jags, we're gonna be fine. as long as Blake doesn't get hurt
>>77679445
Generous
>>77679461
>we're gonna be fine
>as long as Blake doesn't get hurt
>>77679461
>We're gonna be fine
Its ok friend, just accept your fate.
>the whole second half is garbage time
>aguayo-esque
THE CURSE OF ROBERTO LIVES ON
Hey it's white aguayo!
So the bucks starting kicker is missing extra points in preseason? What makes anyone think they have any chance making the playoffs?
Is Brandon Allen good?
Brandon Allen for starter
Allen doesn't look half bad
>>77679555
A good offense outside of kicking
LMFAO HOW
what
lol does anyone in the building know how to kick a fucking ball?
jesus
>jagsguy.webm
lol what the fuck
""""""""""""""""""""""""long""""""""""""""""""""""" snapper
Hurr?
>>77679602
There are 7 Billion people on this planet, and the NFL cant seem to scrounge up 32 competent kickers.
Its baffling.
what the fuck
>>77679602
AGUAYO CURSE
>>77679615
It's all mental. Aguayo getting cut means that every kicker is now self-conscious.
>>77679602
>>77679615
Women kickers would solve this problem if the NFL was not so sexist and racust.
>there are people who actually watch the Little League World Series
Pathetic.
>>77679656
better than the other shit ESPN airs
The jags will win next week r-right?
If jags get a td + pat they win
Unleash allen
BLINKY HAT SIGHTED
>>77679698
>>77677999
>>77678000
Hory shit
>>77679671
They might win tonight, we should've put Sefo in.
>>77679671
Pats almost always lose every preseason game. 0-16 Lions won all 4 preseason games if I remember right.
It's hilarious that Dede Westbrook went as late as he did just for being a nigger
Dude is easily, by far, the 4th most talented receiver in Jacksonville
>We have real opportunity to see a quarterback named Brandon Allen pass to his receivers, Allen Hurns and Allen Robinson
Dumb nigger now Allen won't have 100%
QB SNEAK DO IT FAGGOT
>leave the afc to me
>Jasg receivers in charge of catching balls
WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT YOU JUST RUN IT
>4th and 1
>pass
Nice
>jags
kek
>Whatshiname on ESPN calling out Doug Marrone
>THEY STILL DIDNT LEARN FROM SB49
>>77679810
what a memey looking face
like if he started he would be a meme
Would the fuck would want Marrone on the sideline. That is the face of a loser.
>>77679829
Trying to evaluate your potential backup quarterback.
>>77679847
Shut up
>>77679859
Who*
Belichick did that
>>77679862
This. People forget this is preseason and Jacksonville has a huge question at QB
DEDE
E
D
E
>>77679890
It could easily be Henne then Allen with how Bortlels is playing.
Why the fuck we didn't put Sefo Liufau is beyond me.