/hoc/

FIRST for ROD WANGS

>rags

REAL THREAD

>>77671387

DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY AND REPORT THIS ONE

>>77672669
We here in /hoc/ don't take kindly to >earlyfags.

Kindly see yourself out.

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I had a dream last night where I was in the NHL. My stick had been broken in a defensive play but I was still playing my position to disrupt the offense. Suddenly the puck comes to me and I kick it to my teammate. We break out. I skate past the bench and make a flying stick change, get passed the puck, go one on one with the goalie, do a last second deke to the opposite corner and score a goal. mfw I was offside.

Hey guise I was reading and I found out Buffalo still has a team? How did this happen?

>yet another day of off-season /hoc/

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>>77672919
Somewhere out there is some incredible trade news, waiting to be known.

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REPRESENT

>>77672991
"The Golden Knight Rises"

http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=20353926

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>>77672630
MEIN CANINE

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What's his middle name?

>>77673095
Jesse Bonaqua Buljujarvi :DDD

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>no /hoc/ news

Going back to bed, anon

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>hokkei

>>77673030
>ESPN

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>>77673207
>hokkei

>>77673331
There's an African Hockey Hall of Fame?

>>77673030
That's a big video

>>77673105
Why does he have 3 middle names

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>Vegas added
>Quebec City rejected

>>77673434
TYBG

>>77673443
>based hoc

fix'd

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>implying you don't want it

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devils

>>77673345
I found the image here but I can't find anything about the hall of fame itself. https://kenyahockeyassociation.wordpress.com

>>77673095
Rusina-Abdullah

>>77673462
Do you think Gary reads /hoc/

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just got back from summer 2018

>tfw I could get a job with olympia sports and go to every rod wongs game I wanna watch
>every time you work at little caesars arena you have to pay a five dollar parking and shuttle fee even if you aren't parking
>they're making people get suits and ties, even the security people
>they also expect you to work 50% of shows, and they'll have about 10 different venues throughout metro detroit
>lastly, you also have to pay Detroit city taxes
man, fuck that shit

>>77673549
Has this guy been suicided yet?

>>77673707
replace 2018 with nyr

>>77673678
Daly checks /r/hockey, HFboards and various social media pages for hockey. He has never mentioned /hoc/

>>77673735
>SOON

>>77673735
what?

weird hokkei related dream i had that i will log here:

went to my usual barber and the girl asks me what to do and i tell him the usual, he cuts for a bit then aleksander barkov suddenly starts cutting my hair. bit confused but roll with it. it seemed like some pr thing and he really didnt want to be there. he just wildy starts cutting my hair, seems like he knows his shit but is doign dangerous stuff. then he starts doing some wind mill kicks in the floor out of nowhere and almost kicks me in the face. the ab exercise you know. thats when i say "dude be careful, its my hair after all i need it to look good". he really didnt enjoy this and starts being even more pissy. puts on this grandfma wig on me and tells me "you look good, get out". obvuosly i dont leave and want my hair cut. i stand up and get in an almost fistfight with him but not really because his reach was much longer than me, i even laugh and say "haha your reach is really big". so now barkov leaves and i start asking the other barbers if they can finish my hair. they dont and just fucking leave(lmao??). suddenly the surroundings change from barber to my work breakroom and im alone sittnig there waiting and after a while the nightshift comes and one of the guys starts drinking my vichy water, i tell him its mine and he says it tasted bad anyways. then i woke up

wtf i hate barkov now

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>>77674306
Nightmares are scary

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where my flyersbros at

>>77674749
Is that from a Bloodhound Gang video?

>>77674776
possibly

>>77674749
nobody but inbreds like your shit-tier team fuck off lol

>>77674784
https://youtu.be/JZpxaiNV_sM?t=129

>>77674749
I hate when guitarist acts like that while playing. Embarrassing.

>>77674849
he's just having fun, calm down pekka

>>77674890
fuck off

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>>77674809
>post an innocent webm
>immediately met with baby dick hostility

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>>77674749

>>77674849
hes wearing a flyshits jersey what do you expect

>floyers
cuck team

>>77674890
I dont care. It still looks stupid.

>>77673348
For you

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It's time /hoc/

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>>77673707
fixed

Give me one reason why the islanders wont win the cup

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how long until someone stops him?

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>>77675180

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>>77675243
Hmm...

>>77672630
Finally, a solution to the Draisaitl problem. Now to solve the other...

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>>77675307
>benefit for palestine

>>77675338
>le gary is a jew maymay xDDD
either grow up or fuck off back to >/pol

Reminder to ignore all Finnposts

>>77675506
unironically the best post ive read all day

thank you

>>77675501
he is jew tho

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>>77675338
Handful of more rockets for Iron Dome to deal with.

>>77675501
t. Shlomo Shekelsteinbergowitz

>>77675616
>minority group in palestine launches incredibly inaccurate bottle rockets that miss target and kill no one
>government responds with military grade rockets at schools killing dozens of noncombatants
and all these cuck countries that back israel wonder why they keep getting attacked like today

>>77675501
Because he is a jew. He's even in the Jewish hall of fame of sports....which is mainly filled with commissioners

>>77675782
Lol this fucking oinker

>>77675782
lmao look at that

>>77675782
he's probably a canes fan

1. Home
2. Away
3. Throwback
4. Second Throwback (Expansion or Older)

There shouldn't be any more jerseys in a season, why is this so hard?

>>77675821
Israel is complete shit and needs to be wiped off the map but if Palestine fell in the crosshairs nothing of value would be lost.

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>>77675861
>>77675867
>>77675907
nöff nöff

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>>77675931
mini oinkers are my favorite

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based lightning! red wings have also stepped up but what are the rest of you teams waiting for! lets get these statues gone!

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>>77675960
Cute oinker

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>>77675985
Preds aren't going to needlessly involve themselves in politics. There are more statues of Nathan Bedford Forrest in Tennessee than all the U.S. Presidents associated with the state combined.

>>77675985
Statues should stay up. Fuck off

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nth for no bullying

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>>77676052
We should just take all the kick ass statues from cuck states and put them in non-cucked states. Would bring in more tourists, give states more historical documents/markers of time. Meanwhile tourists can go look at some Kmart in Tampa and get shot by darkies.

>>77676051
Based tennessee

>zajac
>devlels

>>77676051
>honoring a traitor that much over presidents
>>77676095
>defending those who honor the murderers of Americans
Pretty pathetic, maybe Preds fans who like America should move to a state that likes America.

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I still kek every time when I think about how much of a fucking bust Puljujarvi turned out to be
>benched 300 days after being taken 4th overall for his nations Under-20 team
I hope when his NHL """career""" is finished in 3 years he moves to some 3,000 population Finnish town where hell skate around and give tiny tips to little kids without actually becoming a coach and just be known as sort of a mythical town legend "The Best that Never Was"

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>>77676357
So there I was... star forward of my national team... We lost our final game of the season 4-0, we got humiliated... the lockeroom was silent and dimly lit. As I stepped into the shower I noticed a man standing in the corner fully clothed with the water on. I backed away but got pushed in by a shadow figure... it was then that I realized the man was Jesse Puljujärvi... he began to undress and revealed his 35'' benis that he used as a lasso to rope me in... this is how I became a shower twink

t. Joel Eriksson Ek

i'm about 2 incidents away from dropping the nhl if they keep doing this lefty grandstanding and virtue signaling

just stay fucking quiet about all politics jesus christ

>48 days

>you now remember that the calgary flames exist

>>77676052
Even growing up it always bothered me as why we are the only country to have statues, roads, buildings, pretty much anything named after fucking traitors. Shit is ass backwards.

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>>77675180

I like this one: Influenza.

TFW Spain won a Stanley Cup

>>77676357
Great post and great ass
Time to watch all the mongols and Redditmonton faggots sperg out

>>77676511

>that JUST on the left

>>77676357
based chubs

>>77675501

He is a Jew a you dumb faggot. Back to /r/Hockey with you.

henrick lundqvist is a hall of famer

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>laffs

>>77676508
That's any country dickhead

>>77676659
>king
>no ring
>rags

>>77676318
And I'd rather be supporting said traitors at times when there were presidents who have been riddled with crimes and wrongdoings. FDR put Japanese Americans in internments camps but you aren't calling for his statues to be removed

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>>77676659

>>77676726
The thought of a statue of him in a wheelchair made me lawl

>>77676439

It's really getting out of hand. People will do anything to pat themselves on the back these days. It sucks cause until recently sports were relatively free of that kind of horseshit

>>77676739

audibly kek'd was at that game

>>77676693
No?

>>77676758
It's even worse when the NHL needs to put some agenda into their games. I get autism night, but why do we need a "anyone can play!" night? If a women comes in the league, everything would be changed if that player bitched about getting injured

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>>77676686

>>77676796
There's Oliver Cromwell and Charles I statues in England. Robespierre and Napolean statues in France. Statues of Jefferson, Washington, Jackson, and Lincoln all throughout the nation. None of these men are morally spotless and most fought members of their own nation and all were responsible for deaths of thousands of people. Don't apply present day morality to the actions of historical figures because it simply suits a political negative. As a black lady from Alabama said on NPR the other day "If the statue ain't falling on someone, who's it gonna hurt?"

>>77676863
So basically never? Hahahah

>>77676863
Legend says that the man became a wizard

>all these cucks unironically defending LITERAL TRAITORS
why are whitetrash rednecks so fucking stupid?

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Based /hoc/ not letting the earlyfag win. On that note, is he Cell key material?

>>77676934
Leave. /hoc/ is not for politics, idiot.

>>77676854

The "Hockey Is For Everyone™" thing isn't even about women. It's mostly about how gays should have the right to play hockey lmao. As if there were laws against gays playing sports. As long as you don't show up to games wearing a gimp suit and with dildos strapped to your forehead, nobody gives a shit what you do in your bedroom

>>77676972
Fake as fuck. Gays are bullied far more and more likely to commit suicide.

This campaign tells our gay brothers and sisters EXPLICITLY that they are welcome. And you assholes on the wrong side of history are going to look back in shame.

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>>77677016

>>77676939
Absolutely

>>77676939
no but ur put you in my cell and lock away the key material ya fuckin faggot

>>77676972
Exactly. I can care less if there's a gay. I care when there's a gay. I hate when companies feel they need to pander to them with everything. It's bullshit

>>77675985

Iconoclasts are scum. Kys.

>>77677024
So how mad will you be when, in the next ~3 years we have our first openly gay hockey player? You going to be mad because he's being political?

And don't worry, it's going to happen you loser. Because they are finally being made to feel welcome and safe in a hockey environment.

>>77676357
>3 years

I think that's being generous. He'll probably get relegated to the ECHL to start this season.

>>77676959
Best Finnish post ever

>>77677131
If he was successful, that would mean he would have to forget he's gay and avoid the media. I hope to god Toronto gets him just so the media makes him fuck off, just like micheal sam

>>77677131

Honestly, this isn't even progressive enough for me. I'm waiting for the first transgendered female hockey player to absolutely crush cis females on the rink. Like Lindros on roids against 130 pounds womanlets

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>>77677131
wtf? we already had openly gay players you idiot

>>77677131
Pulju exists

if you can play, you can play

https://streamable.com/b9pfa

>kongs

>>77677121
Sounds like you're the faggot, trying to imprison dudes in your weaboo sex dungeon

>>77677252
Pulju is a bull, so by definition he isn't gay, even when the cuck has to tickle his balls or suck him off to keep him erect in between bursts of vaginal pounding.

>>77677131

How mad are you going to be when your HIV test comes back negative again?

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>being gay

>>77677358
You don't have to be gay to realize that discouraging small children to not play sports because of their sexual orientation is absolutely fucked up.

>>77677392
who exactly is doing this?

>>77677392
there was never a problem originally until leftycucks decided to manufacturer one just because

>>77677456
>da libruls rabble rabble rabble
And I bet you think da jooz are also behind this? Grow up.

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Where do you guys get your news?

>>77677496
twitter

>>77677488
nice strawman pal

>>77677392
>small children
>sexual orientation
>sexualizing small children

Want to know how I know you're a faggot?

>>77677456
>discrimination was fine until someone pointed it out
Does babby need a safe space

>>77677496
/hoc/ and /pol/

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exclusive /hoc/ only Kailer Yamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamoto equiptment picture

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@77677540
this is really bad bait lad, pls apply yourself

>>77677496

Here lol

>>77677532

Yeah I'm pretty sure he's just trolling

>>77677488
Hi lefty /pol/

Canes are our guys

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>>77677666

seattle when

>>77677707
O M A H A first

seattle never
OMAHA FOREVER

I need some Omaha steaks

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>>77677726
>blowmaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77677807
>xheattle
>would relocate in <5 years anyway cuz progressive millennials hate hockey

>>77677726
>>77677788
Is there any genuin hockey culture in Omaha?

>>77677847
They're also known for having extremely fair weather cuck fans, look at the Seahawks. Shit tier attendance anytime they suck. Judging by how bad Vegas looks for the foreseeable future, wouldn't shock me if people in the Seattle area never developed any interest in the team.

>>77677880
Remember the Sonics?

>>77677880
Mariners have some great fans though. Don't shoot them down because of fags

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In the name of the greatest people that have ever trod this earth, I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of the NHL, and I say OMAHA now, OMAHA tomorrow, OMAHA forever!

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>>77677016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLLLK1yNMsg&t=189s
Reminder that gays are just a bunchof perverts

>>77677870
No idea outside the GOAT played college there

>>77677870
Uno does well

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>>77677908

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>tfw xheattle will NEVER have an NHL team

>>77677880
implying the seahawks are the only sports team, sounders games are almost always full, and the Mariners have defiantly have had fans. The greater Seattle area is able to support two WHL teams, so there is no reason that Seattle wouldn't be able to

Why don't people from Seattle just root for the Canucks and consider moving to Canada? They'd probably love having Trudeau's nutsack on their faces while they sleep.

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>>77677942

Good feel

>>77678001
i already do, but I would much rather have to root for a team in hongcouver

>>77678001
Those are xhehawk fans, which is a very small portion of the city.

>>77678007
Reminder that we literally live on the Biff Tannen timeline

Nice. So based KD isn't going to give that fat cheeto the satisfaction of his WH visit. When do the Penguins go? They're almost all white, so I doubt they'll take a real stand, but I'm not going to shut them all out.

Who wins the cup this year

>>77678351
Whoever has the octo get in a few days.

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>>77678344

>>77678351

3PEAT
P
E
A
T

>>77678374
Ugh. I almost forgot about this nutjob. Mr. I-hate-the-president-because-hes-black. Is he still in his bunker in da woods?

>>77676486
Who?

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>>77678378
*almost blocks your path*

>>77678374
Based

>>77678412

reminder that karlsson is ours

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>>77678485

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>>77678374

>Zajac out 4-6 months
>devlels

>>77678351
Winnipeg Jets easily. Scheif, Laine, Ehlers, Wheeler and Trouba are elite players.

>>77678686
>literally no ability to prevent goals

nah

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>>77678344
KD is a piece of shit. Also, go to your containment thread

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>>77678351
Islanders. Ho sang and beauvilliar will be the next Lemieux and jagr and will kick the penguins asses in the playoffs

Anime posting is worse than politic posting

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>>77678821
That's where you're wrong, kiddo

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>>77678821
Nobody gives a shit

>>77678821

Nah

>>77678821
Oh god no
Nothings worse than the /pol/ posting in /hoc/

>>77678730
You will see

>>77678821
>you

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tfw nobody responds to you

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>>77675180
WHERE IN THE FUUUUUUUCKK IS THE 2013 ASTERISK

>>77678973
Here you go, lad. Spend that (You) wisely.

>>77678909
/pol/ should just stay in /pol/, regardless

>>77678999

The playoffs weren't shortened. No need for an asterisk

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>>77678973
>

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>>77678821
Literally you

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>>77679048
>>77679350
<3

>>77679416
>tfw got stretch marks on my biceps within 2 months of staring lifting.

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*wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

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>>77679775
*get traded to the oilers at the deadline and win the cup as 4th liners

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>>77679786
Would unironically kms

>>77679786
Oilers suck dick. They're seriously an embarrassing franchise and if there was soccer tier regulation your shitty team would be basically playing against the Sudbury Wolves.
Embarassing as fuck to hear Oiler "banter"

>>77679775
That isn't josh ho sang

>>77679812
>if there were regulation but only when it is convenient for me and when it punishes teams I don't like

finlan wut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr9f7VNqCxk

>>77679775
that's not ook

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>>77679812

>soccer tier regulation
>regulation

>>77679808
I honestly can't imagine a worse fate than seeing the two best players in your franchise's history be traded to a rival and seeing them win with said rival, especially the first canadian cup in 25 years

>>77679842
>convenient for me
No my teams been pretty fine the last decade in comparison to the Oilels

>>77679941
every team does

>>77679941
>the last decade

Convenient. What if the NHL had relegation back in the 70s? Goodbye Detoilet. Goodbye first Colorado. Goodbye Quebec (oh wait). The Oilers have finished with the most points in the league more times than they have finished with the least points.

>>77679924
desu i am a canucks fan but i dont hate the oilers. fuck the flames tho

Go Preds.

>>77679899
Rather enjoyable actually

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how do you go from this...

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>>77680000
...to THIS?

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>>77679991
>fuck the flames tho

The absolute worst kind of fanbase

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>>77679993
Good post.

>>77680011
>those homer goggles
Sounds about right for a bunch of faggots who wear cowboy boots on pavement

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>>77680011

>>77680026
>Backlund=Draisaitl
laughingwhores.jpg

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>>77680026

>>77680011

Heh, he's not wrong about the Habs

hate mornings
hate work
like coffee
love fridays
love alcohol
The circle of life

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>>77679993
>Go Preds.

>>77673095
What's the boner for this guy on /hoc/? Is he just a Finnish meme?

More like the Flukeators

>>77680105
Go back to r*ddit and ask them

List of teams by number of last place finishes since 1967-68. Tiebreaker is number of consecutive last place finishes, followed by most recent last place finish.

>4 last place finishes

Ottawa (4 consecutively)
Quebec/Colorado (3 consecutively)
Oakland/SJ (none consecutively)

>3 last place finishes

Buffalo (2 consecutively)
Tampa (2 consecutively)
Pittsburgh (2 consecutively)
KC/Colorado/NJ (2 consecutively)
Long Island


>2 last place finishes

Edmonton (2 consecutively)
Washington (2 consecutively)
Toronto
Atlanta/Winnipeg
Detroit

>1 last place finish

Florida
Columbus
Philadelphia
St. Louis
Carolina
Boston
Winnipeg/Phoenix
Vancouver
Los Angeles

>the petite village de ottawa/hull

>>77680026
if the flames are so good then why do they suck so much?

>>77680221
Ottawa did that in their early years because everything was absolute garbage for them.

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>>77680243
The league has a conspiracy to make do stupid things that lead to penalties

>>77680265
>it's real

Holy shit lmao

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/police-charge-flames-fan-in-columbus-after-threats-1.796871

>Blue Jackets spokesman Todd Sharrock said the team will not comment on security matters, but the Columbus Dispatch, citing anonymous sources, said the name of standout rookie goalie Steve Mason came up in the calls.

>Sources told the Dispatch that Stenzel threatened to "shoot" and "bomb" the rookie during the game.

>>77680265
Wonder if he and Lex fugged

>The CWHL will have a team in China starting this season

What did they mean by this?

>>77680418
well vancouver is a hotbed of femininity
makes sense that they get a team

>>77680436
hongcouver hipsters are too poor for hokkei.

>>77680488
That doesn't mean they won't demand a team for equality then get upset when it relates because of no attendance

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VEGAS THO

Which is better places in Canada, for someone who hates all NHL and ice hockey?

>laffs

VGK
G
K

>>77680840
which is better places in thailand to fugg ladybois?

>>77680961
is there any place in Canada where soccer is the most popular sport? I can't like hockey because as a christian team names like Devils offend me

>>77680986
>Get offended by a name

Man up faggot

>>77680986
no. even apehoop is more popular than povertyball here.

>>77681007
fucking newfag

>>77681007
You're new I see

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron>

Are the BJs a Cleveland team by proxy?

>>77681112
>:02
/HOC/-CHAN BAKA!

>>77681092
im pretty sure shitsburg is just as close.

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>>77681112
hello /jp/

>>77681121
they have a team already

>>77681120
Shut the fuck up gay ass

>>77680920
Vgk should autofilter to
>vags

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>floyers

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Buljew or Bul(you)?

>tfw my YPD ((You)'s per day) has dropped significantly
Time to go back to /pol/ and false flag shitpost

When I go to USA what food should I get?

-In n out
-Five guys
-Publix subs

What else?

>>77681273
P
U
B
L
I
X

>>77681273
pubsub > 5 guys > in n out

>>77681312
best post

>>77681286
>>77681312
You didn't really add anything to the conversation lads

>>77681418
okay lad are u asking which to pick from the choices or more choices?

>>77681424
More

>>77681273
Raising Canes
the cane sauce and there lemonade are goat

>>77681449
U need authentic southern food

>>77681273
new orleans food lad. its basically meme food thats terrible for you, but worth tryin once

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>>77681273
>>77681454
listen to this guy, canes is solid

Bumb

>>77672669
kek, btfo

Was it a clean hit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C57NpdhJkUU

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>>77681164 >>77681164 >>77681164 >>77681164 >>77681164 >>77681164

>>77681164 >>77681164 >>77681164 >>77681164 >>77681164 >>77681164

>>77681164 >>77681164 >>77681164 >>77681164 >>77681164 >>77681164

could really use some hokkei right now
even training camp

>>77683787

when does the binlan league start

>>77683584
They always were

FINLAND IS BEING ENRICHED AS WE SHITPOST


>>138041080

Hug a Finnbro today :(

>>77683793
early september but finnhokkei is boring

rip finns

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>>77683825
>>77683808
>>77683821
>turku
good riddance

just JOKING, im pissed off that this garbage started in finland now too.

NOT XD

>>77683843

Confirmed for shitskins yelling snackbar while stabbing finns

Mongolia AWAKEN

>>77673707
If the Avs, Devils and Red Wings were the big 3 from 1995-2003 and the Hawks, Kings and Pens the big 3 for 2009-2017.
Who do you guys think will be the next big 3?

>>77683915
Leafs
Oilers
Preds

>>77683915
jykkets
blooters
vgk

>>77683915
>If the Avs, Devils and Red Wings were the big 3 from 1995-2003

the Devils were THE big team of that timespan and still the biggest team to ever appear in the NHL. Don't even mention those other two in the same sentence as the Devils. Maybe the Red Wings. But that's a maybe

>>77681273
Where are you visiting in the USA?

>>77681273
>Five guys
plen

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Fucking muzzies

>>77684290
go Genghis, fulfill your ancestral vow

>>77684290
>>77684314

It's your duty to the Horde to raise a mountain of muslim skulls

Fuck off grease

Dead General
Dead Sport
Dead Finns

>>77683584
Elbowing 2 min minor

>>77685277
Or interference take your pick. Its also a known fact that scott stevens is a huge dirty piece of shit.

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SOPA DE MACACO

>>77685014
2 of these 3 are correct

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>>77684290

#BrayForBinland

>>77685461
Pray for Best Korea to nuke Helshitty? Sure

>>77685399
UMMA

>>77683584

Stevens was a goon shitter who couldn't play in today's NHL now that they give a fuck about concussions, late hits and headhunting. That play would get a double digit suspension now.

>>77685548
Butthurt beaner

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>be finnish
>get stabbed
good the day of the bin has come for you. make youre piece mongols