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Manchester United are ready to offer striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 35, a coaching role as part of their move to re-sign him. (Independent)

Napoli have turned down a £55m bid from Barcelona for Italy's 26-year-old forward Lorenzo Insigne. (Gazzetta dello Sport, via IB Times)

Tottenham are lining up a £27m bid for Barcelona midfielder Denis Suarez. The 23-year-old Spaniard looked to be heading to Italian side Napoli. (Mundo Deportivo, via Metro)

Chelsea pulled out of a deal for Paris St-Germain's Polish midfielder Grzegorz Krychowia, 27, because PSG were too busy handling the arrival of Neymar from Barcelona. (L'Equipe, via Daily Express)

Brazilian defender Gabriel is set to join Valencia from Arsenal in a £10m deal. Gabriel, 26, joined the Gunners for £15m in January 2015. (Daily Mirror)

Watford are close to agreeing a season-long loan deal for Benfica's Peruvian 26-year-old winger Andre Carrillo. (Daily Mirror)

Leeds' New Zealand striker Chris Wood, 25, fears his club's demand of a £20m fee could stop a dream move to Burnley. (Daily Star)

Sheffield Wednesday will reject a second bid from Leicester City for forward George Hirst. The 18-year-old is the son of former England striker David Hirst. (Sheffield Star)

West Brom have no intention of selling Nacer Chadli, but are lining up a replacement in case Swansea make an offer too good to refuse for the 28-year-old Belgian winger. (Birmingham Mail)

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>>77669074
>dream move to Burnley
I can see this becoming the newest /trans/ meme

>150m for Alli
ayyy

night lads it has been fun

Question :

Would Coutinho and Dembele actually fix barcelonas problems? Im not entirely convinced

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>>77669069
How does one unlock a qt3.14 Serbian goddess like pic related?

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Gylfi moved on?! Damn..

>>77669485
Relegation essentially sealed.

>Everton have spent £150m this summer

>our womens football team manager is racist

What a surprise

>Everton fans think they will challenge for top 4
Im abit confused desu. They have signed three players from teams which were heavily involved in a relegation fight. They also signed an aged Rooney who is somehow good because he scored his compulsary Stoke goal.
What am I missing to make me think they are at Arsenal's level?

>>77669186
At least it's the premier league

>>77669654
Cech
Mustafi Kosicelny Kolasinac
Bellerin Xhaka Elneny Monreal
Ozil
Lacazette Giroud

vs


Pickford
Keane Williams Jagielka
Gueye Schneiderlin
Gylfi Klaassen Davies
Rooney Sandro

I don't see how Everton are THAT far from Arsenal on paper

>>77669654
>spurs collapse thanks to wembley
>chelsea collapse because of second season
>liverpool collapse because of the cl
I guess they are optimistic.

>>77669683
that Everton team looks like it has no one covering wide areas

>>77669683
dumb frog poster

>>77669695
I didn't take an hour making it, so yeah probably.

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se queda

>>77669715
I just tried to make a reply team but Im wondering who the hell plays RB at Everton with Coleman dead

>>77669683
damn Everton is truly a team of forgotten memes

>>77669683
--------------Pickford
Martina--Keane--Williams--Baines
------------------Gueye
-----------Klaassen---Sig
???------------Rooney---------Mirrallas/Lookman

Schneiderlin is awful

>>77669741
Gueye could be recycled there.
They also have that Holgat kid

>>77669768
Wouldn't Bolasie play at RW? or Sigg and have Davies play in AM

>>77669779
Bolasie is out till around th end of the year ad will probably be shit and if they use Si there then they're as stupid as tottenham when they bought him

>>77669741
>>77669772
They bought Coco Martina from Southampton

I hate summer lads

>>77669826
I hate this fucking life lad

another season with lovren as first choice cb it looks like

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>>77669848

>>77669835
Don't we all, don't we all.

really disliked eni aluko before this all came out

Really enjoying the fall of Barcelona lads

>>77669878
We all do. La Masia my ass.

>>77669865
>“During a meeting with the midfielders’ unit of players, of which I was not present, MS [Sampson] used an analogy about pressing hard in midfield and getting a caution like a police caution,” Aluko’s evidence states. “MS then addressed the player individually and said in relation to being cautioned by police: ‘Haven’t you been arrested before? Four times isn’t it?’”
>Aluko’s evidence continues: “This comment about the player was made with derogatory, racial and prejudicial connotations. It was also a defamatory, untrue statement given that the player has never been arrested and MS’s comment indicates an assumption (subconscious or conscious) that being mixed race from London suggests a criminal record with the police.
Horrible RACIST comments from CUNT SAMPSON

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>tfw the dynasty you created collapses within 5 years
how long until City sack him?

Celtic had 3 shots on target v Astana

>>77669896
>1.7 goals per shot on target
Brenny is literally inventing football as we speak.

>>77669890
Imagine getting upset about that.

Also
>mixed race

This bitch is blacker than Mamadou Sakho.

Imagine selling Neymar and replacing him with Everton and Tottenham rejects.

>>77669878
>muslim halal supporter

surprise!

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>>77669896
the mind of Brendão cannot be matched

>>77669908
She's clearly not upset, just knows how to play the system and in fairness if I could fuck the FA like that then I would too

Sampson was always a weird cunt. What kind of guy coaches women instead of men?

Tottenham and Lyon are both trying to sign Pape Cheick Diop.

>>77669915
Wrong

>>77669908
>reading comprehension

>>77669428
No

>>77669947
Oh and he's shit btw

>>77669428

Neither are world class, so no

/nadine/ https://youtu.be/JLZ4q4oCLLs

>>77669969
Coutinho is world class

barkleys had a shocking transfer window

>>77669973
you missed off "la'" at the end

>>77669955
Elaborate.

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>>77669970
>likken

>>77669970
Keep your hands and eyes of our women pal

Don't spread your degeneracy here

>>77669626
That's irrelevant. Paying 100k/w for Harry Kane service is still stingy.

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Today's line-up:
Jimbo
James Horncastle (with a haircut)
David Preece
Michael Cox

>>77670038
£100k a week seems stingy to me as well, surprised me manages to survive on such a meagre wage

>>77669982
La

>>77670038
>only £5k/w more than sissoko

Conte is making quite a mess

>>77670069
He should fix it by selling more players

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>>77669069

>>77670069
What happened now?

>>77670039
Where can I find this?

Courtois
Ivanovic-Luiz-Cahill-Azp
Matic-Kante
Alonso-Hazard-Willian
Costa

or

Courtois
Ivanovic-Rudiger-Luiz-Azp
Bakayoko-Kante
Alonso-Fabregas-Willian
Morata

which is better?

>>77670096
A

>>77670096
I now remember Ivanovic

>>77669641

>Absolutely no mention of race in his quoted comments
>Nigger automatically assumes it's racist

need money but don't want to work

>>77670096
A 2bh

Isn't Ivanovic way past it as well?

>>77670111
>Quick! Pick some weird looking kids so we can look progressive on Twitter!

>>77670111
colour coordination on that guy tho

>>77670111
Yes Mr Barber, I'd like to look like a literal bellend please

>>77670111
Wish gays would realise that just because they're gay doesn't mean they have to look like a total fag.

>>77670142

They probably do it so that other fags know they are fags.

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>>77670096
What am I looking at

>>77670111
>>77670111
>no muslims or blacks

NOT VERY DIVERSE OF YOU BRISTOL

>>77670241
They would have included some but none of them passed

Reminder Morata is homesick

Is Morata's hair blue yet?

>Liverpool are unironically gonna get 120m for Coutinho

The fact this doesn't seem that crazy shows how fucked the market is. This would break the world record by 30m if it was last year.

>>77670038
>pay what they can
>still
nigga, you wut?

Reminder The Unexposable has won the same number of titles as official losses he has (7).

>>77670309
Let's see him win the European and World's with France, see how good the bald fucker is then.

man city sign larry coyote from austria wien
he used to play for red bull ghana

>>77670303
>what they can
But not his worth.

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>>77670111
I done shit in my A-Levels. Still hold a grudge agaisnt my school to this day

Have we reached the point where Spurs should just buy anyone to shut people up?

>>77670348
>Spurs buying players
Don't make me laugh Nigel

Fancy an orange club tbqphwy lads

>Cardiff are poised to sign striker Omar Bogle from Wigan

>>77670370
Bogles the mind

>P-P-P-Phil will have to play, its a World Cup Year
lmao liverslips living in fantasy land. If he doesn't leave I guarantee he will still be called up to internationals

seriously will Liverpool sign anyone?

palace, newcastle and brighton to go down

>>77670391
Lanzini from West Ham. Im not joking.

Reminder that Neymar was a free transfer

>draxler wants to leave PSG

kek.

>>77670402
Pastore>Draxler

>>77670397

lel. why did Klopp even commit such a career suicide? i dont get it.

Blaise Matuidi has completed his medical at Juventus ahead of an £18m deal

Meanwhile

Leicester City want £40m for Drinkwater from Chelsea

>>77670402
Can't really blame the lad. He has the potential to be a top class attacker but he will be lucky to stay on the bench at PSG, especially if they have signed Mboppe.

So why haven't Barcelona signed Coutinho yet?

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>>77670486
liverpool fans will lose their shit if they sell him

>Breaking: @diegocosta releases statement saying he's not coming back to @ChelseaFC and only wants to play for @Atleti. #SSN
>'Player power isn't a problem at Chelsea lad'

Pick 1

>>77670490
Fucking Scousers, he deserves to go to a bigger club.

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new season

new proxy

>>77670499
Back in the day Costa would have not left and Conte would have been sacked on the spot.

costa is shit

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>>77670499
What if costa goes to neverton

>>77670522
He's the best striker in the league no matter how much plebs overrate Augero

Is Neymar, dare I say it, the Messi of PSG?

>>77670537
the amount of tap ins he missed last season
people overrated him because of his histrionics

>>77670537
He's an elephant, both physically and when he tries to trap a ball. Not sure why anyone expected a literal country traitor to behave.

>>77670537
He's a good player yes, very useful in his physicality. A lack of talent and attitude issues will mean a very quick decline in his career though.

>>77670474
Bargain these days.

>>77670553
He was starting for Chelsea when he was 45, hardly a rapid decline

>>77670402
*joins bvb*

OK, I'm here now

first ever day night test tonight

>>77670490
10/10 body there.

Surprised a PL team didn't go in for Matuidi. Especially when we now live in a world where Paulinho costs forty mil.

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>>77670599

>>77670402
Wait, what?

I thought he was doing well at PSG? Or did he become shit again?

>>77670684
they just bought neymar and look like they're getting mbRAPPE so he's forced out

>draxler and howedes to liverpool

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ello and where are the tottenham transfer please :>

>>77670695
>mbRAPPE
BS. There were very strong links of Auba to PSG at the start of the window. It's the same thing.

I'd say Draxler will go to Bayern Munich to replace Ribery finally.

>>77670696
Transfers out?

>>77670696
wembley in on a one year loan deal

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>>77670753
yes girl show me how proud you are

>>77670838
Imagine signing Andre Gomes twice

>>77670402
SIGN HIM UP CHELSEA

>>77670838
Its like signing kleberson

Is Lamela still alive? Literally forgot about him

>>77670503
>Fucking Scousers, he deserves to go to a bigger club.

He signed a new contract in January with no release clause, if he was so desperate to leave this year he shouldn't have.

Why doesn't Barca just sign Eriksen? Literally better than Coutinho
Also any news on the Barkley to Spurs situation?

>>77670569
*undergoes brainwashing*

>>77670993
Cause spurs are bigger jews than liverpool

>>77670838
>Mathieu
>Ter Stegen
>Gomes
>Alcacer
>Vidal
>Turan
>Douglas
>Cillessen
>Deulofeu
>Paulinho

What were they thinking? Absolutely no excuse for this shit.

>>77670993
Literally not

>>77670993
>Eriksen is better than our Phil because he's German

any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

>>77671010
How do these transfers happen? Literally most of us wouldn't sanction more than maybe two of those. And we're underachieving losers who have no horse in their race

>>77670993
Too tall for Barca standard.

>Breaking: @FCBarcelona confirm forward @LuisSuarez9 out for up to four weeks with a knee injury. #SSN

So their need for more signings increases.

>>77670838
tbf Toure was even worse at juggling and he performed well

>>77671125
nah, GAL (gerard-alcacer-lionel) will work just fine la

I like tumblr porn, lads.

You now remember La Masia

>>77671160
/tv/

>>77671155
More like LAG

>>77671155
You mean MAD(messi-alcacer-deulofeu)

chelsea signings now reeeeeeeee

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>>77669683
>Elneny instead of Ramsey
>no Sanchez

>>77671125
>kek Stegen
>Nelsinho - Marlon - Umtiti - Jordi Alba
>Rakitic - Busquets - Paulinho
>Messi - Paco - Deulofeu

F

Anyone got an update on the Draxler to Arsenal situation?

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>Poch

>>77671285
>Ancelotti
>Enrique
>Pep
>Mourinho

what THE FUCK did they mean by this?

>>77671285
>list of managers of top clubs and countries that didn't have terrible seasons

>>77671285
that can't be right. Wheres Klopp?!

>>77671253
he turned them down a million times
pr sure he is not going there

>>77671285
Jardim and Zidane both deserve it.
But Zidane is something else

>>77671285
inb4
>but Klopp and Wenger finished above Mourinho

>>77671285
I don't understand Pochettino being on there at all, and no right-minded person could defend the selection.

>>77671300
>inherit best team in the world
>win stuff
woah......could he be......the greatest manager......on the planet?

>>77671300
>manage Real Madrid 2017
>win everything
>think you deserve all the accolades
lol no

>>77671300
David Moyes could win back to back CLs with that squad

>>77671285
>Luis Enrique
But Barca got cucked really, really hard twice in the CL.

>>77669614
They also received about 100 million for Lukaku, Deulofeu, and Cleverley.

>>77671323
He masterminded the 6-1 win over PSG though. It definitely wasn't the referees

>>77671309
he deserves it way more than pep at least

>>77671317
lets not go that far. Gary Megson? definitely. Moyes? lol no.

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>>77671285
unironically read that as "Team Jj" when I opened the image tbqdh

r8 managers this season
>Jardim
>Zidane
>Conte
>Simeone
>Allegri

>>77671309
Why the heck not? He got 2nd at a club with the 6th largest budget. He's the Simeone of England.

>>77671313
So this is how it starts. The poop guardiolel treatment of Zidane

>>77671336
I wouldn't say 'way' more, but yeah I guess.

FIFA should just cut the shortlist by 4 managers.

>>77671351
fuck should be Poch instead of Simeone

>>77671285
that can't be right. Wheres Spalletti?!

>>77671351
>no Mouyes

>>77671355
>Zeepoo

>>77671355
lets see him take a second rate team like spurs or atletico and turn them into trophy winning teams then i'll consider him a great manager

>>77671285
There shouldn't be a single manager listed who didn't win silverware

>>77671383
How come real and castilla were shit before him?

>>77671395
>shit before him
>Real who won no. 10 in 2014
They were shit for a few months because Perez didn't like Ancelotti and hired Benitez because muh Spanish. Even though everyone knew it was a mistake and how lucky Benitez was when he couldn't make Napoli good

>>77670096
>Alonso at right wing
you wot mate

>>77671395
how were real shit?

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Hand over Sam Clucas now Hull or the Swansea jacks will get you

>>77671395
Because the Real Madrid fans threw a bitch-fit when Benitez tried to play Casemiro.

>>77671285
Only Jardim, Simeone, Pochettino and maybe Tite and Zidane deserve to be in there. But we all know how these retarded awards work.

>>77671452
conte deserves to be there

if you were going to go travelling on ur own for a few months where would you go?

>>77671479
cuba or Slovakia

>>77670111
teenagers are weird creatures

>>77671479
>>>/trv/
you will get a good answer there. minimal shitposting

>>77671479
Not sure it's a good idea for you to go travelling by yourself if you can't even navigate the the correct board to ask this question on desu.

>>77671500
>minimal shitposting
lol

>>77671509
>>77671500
janny applications coming up soon?

It's literally been 56 years since Spurs last won a league title. Why do some people consider them to be a big club?

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>>77671415
>Sam Clucas is now worth £20 million
Swansea are only gonna be able to afford one player at this rate

>>77671525
fuck off back to rëddit. some boards haven't been ruined yet by you mongoloids.

>>77671010
>ter stegen
>turan
>deulofeu

>shit

umm sweetie... no

>>77671540
occasional off topic posting is a /trans/ staple

go to /r/soccer if you don't like it

>>77671546
not good enough for Barcelona you double chinned twat

>>77671556
>/trans/ staple
fuck me. back to rēddit, moron.

>>77670753
please look at my tit

>>77671525
I'm going to apply to be a care worker, get assigned to the sheltered accommodation you live in and then sexually assault you, spastic.

>>77671576
>>77671570
>>77671564
you lads need to calm down

>>77671564
Barcelona literally have no history before Messi, I don't understand why people paint them as an elite club

>>77671594
el clasico
big stadium

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>tfw your star striker is injured for six months and Clucas is off the minute Ehab gets offered more money that he can count up to

neymar will move to chelsea after the stamford bridge regeneration is complete

>>77671599
>el clasico
literally a 21st century invention

>big stadium
so do Sunderland

>'''people''' watch el clasico besides mexicans and arabs
you're kidding??

>>77671612
>literally a 21st century invention
how old are you lad

I WANT DRAXLER PLAYING FOR ARSENAL RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WENGER PULL THE TRIGGER

>>77671629

He looks about 40 tbf

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feels good

>>77671629
bruv if you think El Clasico was big in the 90s, you're well mistaken.

all these plastic derbies have came around with the tv era

>>77671526
Jews

>>77671696
i didn't watch football apart from my local team until the 00/01 season when Ipswich were in the league
so i cant really comment on whether RM v Barca was a big deal back in the 90s but id be very surprised if it wasnt old boy
more likely it wasn't "big" on UK tele pre galactios era etc becks ronnie bale etc

>>77671696
I don't know what you mean by "big", but it's asinine to claim Barcelona have no history before Messi when it was a cultural icon of anti-Nationalist sentiment in Spain.

>>77671802
>I don't know what you mean by "big"
Oh he knows what big means, the fat fuck.

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how did this go in?

>>77669878
Same. Even if it means more Real MAD domination, it means more TSUUUUU.

>>77670198
Your screen

>>77670581
Hi!!!

>>77671044
Me mate fitizen called me and told me he saw Chabby in a hotel lobby.

>>77671479
I'm thinking either Spain or Norway. How about you?

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What is he doing here?

>>77669069
>Liverpool KO'd out of CL

Don't you mean K'dO you babboon?

>>77671911
Being a cool guy

>>77671911
Chillin' out

So, how much does Chelsea wants to spend, a year after winning the EPL? They already spent almost as much as United. Do they want to reach City?

>>77671911
bony got thin and pale

>>77671959
>Morata £75m
>Bakayoko £40m
>Rudiger £35m
>Willy £0
>Drinkwater £40m
Total £200m
>Lukuku £75m
>Matic £40m
>Lindeflopp £30m
Total £145m

Theyre already at City levels of spending

>>77671989
Wait, they already bought Drinkwater?

And the funny thing is, Chelsea fans complain about how little they spent. Take a look at Arsenal, Liverpool or Tottenham, who ended behind Chelsea and spent very little.

>>77671881
Someone got a webm?

>>77671285
What the fuck? Why the hell are there managers on there who's achievement was Top 4 trophy? Pep and Poch shouldn't be on there; who the fuck decided this? Wonga managed to win a trophy and while he finished 5th, I would rate his season better than Peps.

>>77671911
Uma delicia

> Liverpool clear favourites ahead of Arsenal to sign Julian Draxler - bookies

Arsenal aren't signing anybody else. It's a not-so-secret thing that they can't afford the extra wages unless they shift shit. Draxler at Arsenal would be good? I dunno about the lad.

>>77672071
Doesn't Arsenal have one of the largest revenues in the world?

>>77672086
It does but they're unable to do it without getting problems, there was something about it right at the start of the window. I can't remember.

I'd love to see Draxler at Arsenal but I don't see it happening.

bad 24 hours for barcelona

>>77672094
When it rains it pours

>>77672086
Arsenal's wage structure means that mediocre players end up getting paid a shit ton of money for being loyal while their best players barely earn more than the rest. Also the owner doesn't put a penny into the club so all of Arsenal's expenditures has to be paid via their own income.

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>>77672043

>>77671608
If Cluc is sold, even challenging for the playoffs will be remarkable.

>>77671979
heh

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BREAKING NEWS: The suspect in the Barcelona van collision has been identified as world-famous football Lionel Messi. When he was dragged from the van he could be heard screeching at a high pitch and proceeded to defecate himself whilst screaming 'It's not fair! Why do we suck so bad?'. A motive is as of yet unclear.

>>77671911
Obamayang or Nerman
you decide

>>77672417
Bad show la

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>>77672430

Why does Chelshit let Diego Costa cuck their club so hard?

>>77672525
because players now run clubs
>"im not happy boo hoo"
>"yes whatever you want!!!"

>>77672525
Hasn't conte said that he told costa to fuck off after january when he tried to leave to china

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>>77671285
>mourinho
wew
>>77671348
delet

BT Sport's Stoke v Arsenal ad makes me want to dry-heave

>>77672645
What is it? I've not seen it.

>>77672645
It's really weird

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i really want gemma atkinson to beat the shit out of me and use me as a toilet

>>77672645
Footy ads in general now make me want to dry heave. Not as much as betting ones though.

>>77672698
>coalburner

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>Kroenke will never ever be the owner of your club

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>>77672864

>>77672864
This is the most /rawk/ image ever posted.

>>77672864
And yet Liverpool still can't win shit.

>>77673063
What about mighty Carling Cup few years ago?

>>77673173
How could we forget that mighty night? There's some hilarious shitness going on if Arsenal with Kroenke in charge can win 3 trophies in 4 years.

Are >we going to watch a match tonight?

>>77673463
Everton if Siggy is playing.

>BT Sport hold all the rights to Europa League football
>dont show the Everton match
>or any Europa League qualifier
Everton plan on showing it on their youtube channel anyway

might go out tonight lads. find a young innocent girl who received poor A-Levels to prey on

>>77673542
Good luck getting into absolutely anywhere

>>77673552
I'll just put my favourite wig on. I look young then

>>77673571
I mean the queues will be ridiculous

>>77673496
Everton could realistically win the league

>tfw could have been in local paper for A-level results but was too much of an ebin rebel to stay for the photos
it was only A*,A,B too

>>77673496
>Everton plan on showing it on their youtube channel anyway
based

>>77673664
heres that (You) youre desperately in need of

>>77673676
It's a shit meme somebody forced because I said, legit, we could win the league. I cited that Leicester did it and we had improved a fair bit. Sadly somebody started greentext spamming it with pictures of game show hosts and then repeating what I said when I asked them to kindly stop.

>>77673726
the problem with it being realistic, is its relying on not just Guardiola to shit the bed but Mourinho as well.
Personally think best chance Everton have is binning Europa League or League Cup early

>>77670490
She didn't touch the bar. How unfortunate

>>77673752
I don't even remember what I said actually. I think I just said 'Everton could win the league', not 'realistically we will'. Fuck knows.

who is your favourite babestation girl lads?

Everton match thread for anyone interested
>>77674039
>>77674039

>>77673496
Tbf everton's last qualifier was absolutely dreadful

>>77674140
is this a new meme

>>77673674
>only gettubg A*AB
do you have down syndrome anon?

>>77673862
Gal Gadot

--------------------------Lloris
----------Sanchez Alderweireld Vertonghen
Aurier------Wanyama-----Dembele--------Davies
-----------------Eriksen-------Alli
---------------------------Kane

>>77674255
I couldn't even get that when I did them a decade ago. That's what head injuries does for you. Plus I hate having to be a robot (ie; write specific answers even though there are other right ones). Somehow I got an A on one of my history exams which I thought I flunked but then got a U on a paper part I thought I aced. But by that time I was in and out of hospital so much I didn't care. I got C, D, D.

>>77674376
>write specific answers even though there are other right ones
I hope you realise this literally isn't the case, and if people make this complaint they either can't justify what they wrote or were genuinely just wrong.

Is Swansea Everton's Southampton?

>This is a valid sentence in English

>>77674402
Not true, actually. Wanna know how I know? Dad's a doctor and he did a biology paper. He didn't do great. For example, lemme give you an example

>Where is insulin produced?
The right answer is islets of Langerhans. That is literally where it's produced.

But what answer did the paper want?

>Pancreas

So on, so forth.

>>77674255
b was in physics because I cant remember the names of things(or people) for the life of me

>>77674402
you're an idiot, you do know you can buy the papers and the answers from previous years, right? They often do the same questions and they always want the same answers. So if you can memorise that, you're sorted.

Why can't players resign like mangers? Who will be the Bosman to push this through? 4 week notice and off you go (to Barcelona).

>>77674463
>What book are you reading
>A paper one
This is the level of autism you're on

>>77674453
haha good one

>>77674474
Nobody would risk it, since it would mean they could also get fired like normal employees.

>>77674483
Not at all, islets of Langerhans is literally where it's produced, why isn't that an accepted answer? It's all irrelevant anyway, I can't absorb new information well due to head injury so shrug, I was never gonna do well. I

>>77674463
First, no dumb shit doing A levels is going to have that kind of knowledge anyway. And second, you should still get marked correct for this even if it's not on the answer sheet. If the examiner doesn't know it then it'll instead be sent to a more experienced and knowledgeable examiner, and the same if you opt to have it remarked.

>>77674471
Nice job talking about something completely different you complete pillock.

>>77674467
What kind of exam board makes you remeber the names of scientists?

>>77674492

But managers can't get fired without getting paid off unless they do something egregious. Should be the same for players.

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Since this man left Leicester, his signings after this window would have generated Leicester a staggering £100m profit

>>77674671
Mahrez left?

>>77674671
>leicester fans still clinging on to ostrich man
He's gone lads.

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>>77674691
In my restless dreams,
I see that man.

Nigel Pearson.

One day...

>match with hot married chick on tinder
>tells me her husband ignores her and doesn't satisfy her, wants someone to give her attention and sex
>talk on the phone all night while he's at work, tells me she wants me so bad than sends me nudes, we talk about having dinner Saturday
>text her today and she's acting distant, tells me to please delete the pictures she sent, that she's getting cold feet about seeing me Saturday

Why are women such cunts?

>>77674523
names of people wasnt on the exam, multiquote

>>77674740
>Snaking on another man's wife
You are a horrendous cunt

Loads of fighting at this Everton match. Already stopped once.

>West Ham have told Scotland midfielder Robert Snodgrass that he can leave the London club, either on a permanent basis or on loan.
Well that was a complete waste of time.

>>77674770
t. Rhodri Giggs

>>77674740
>expecting anything more from a skank whos willing to cheat on a man she married..

HMMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>77674796
This happens to most players nowadays.

>>77674320
Diers not gonna like that

>>77674796
are West Ham really above Snodgrass' level? he's always been decent, can't imagine anyone there is keeping him out the side

>>77674796
Why? Was he on herion or something

>>77674829
True, but after just six months for £10m and pretty much relegating another team in the process?

>>77674834
Problem as I see it is he wasn't given the star man role he had at Hull. Was awful when he played against them from what I remember.

>BREAKING NEWS

>Tottenham and Ajax have agreed a deal for defender Davinson Sanchez, according to Sky sources.

Spurs actually finally doing business? Levy must have drunk too much last night or something

>>77674981
>jews jewing jews

>>77674474
That would make contracts worthless from a club perspective and give players too much power to force moves through.

a lot of people think we should spend some money so we're getting sanchez
t. levy

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>>77674796
Interesting.
Wouldn't mind him on the cheap.

Gerrimin!