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Who is your favorite female fighter?

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get your boats in
http://www.strawpoll.me/13720501/

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ok i'll leave the slave boys alone this thread, i think i really wound them up last time

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>>77663577

This is the thread

Now Canada is being impersonated, wew

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>>77663556

>>77663578

why do spergs get so into "le picks"

its an anonymous imageboard, who cares

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New episode is out

>Samsung deal
>Mayweather/McGregor Malignaggi stuff
>his son wrestling/olympic potential
>chokes out a 400 pound 6'7" Brazilian
>makes fun of his wife
>how he got his nickname The Count
>calls out PC crowd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEOTWaxR4fU

>>77663606
no, its just canada acting like he always does

what race is dillon danis

>>77663577
You'll get the next thread buddy

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Why are black people making fun of Conor so much?

Its like they've never seen him fight.

>>77663618
you dont care so stop caring. shut the fuck up about it

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Sorry Adan, I'm the OP now

>>77663630
looks mexican

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Does Conner know he's not allowed to tap in boxing?

>>77663629
Check filename here>>77663577 that autist doesn't alter his goobies for nobody

>>77663630
Ask your mom

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Claudia Gadelha is beautiful and any straight man would let her suck his dick if she offered. Get over it.

>>77663656

Make me, cunty head

Is ever acceptable to wear Martial Arts T-shirts? (I'm not talking about Tapout shit) I mean like t-shirts with ju jitsu on or Bruce Lee or UFC obscure MMA t-shirts.

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>>77663658

>>77663687
I'd rock a ATT tee

>>77663646
>gets punched by an unconscious Aldo
Easy money for Floyd

>>77663676

I'd literally eat her poo

>>77663676
Nothing hotter than a dame standing over you and telling you to suck her dick

>>77663646
This webm proves that McGregor has no defense, he got hit by a guy who was on his way out

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>>77663687
Friendly reminder I'm still looking for this T-shirt

>>77663630
He's part of Conor's colon that fell out.

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>>77663725

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>>77663676
>clawja will never rape you with her roid clit

>>77663739
Based bong

>>77663663
he can always quit on the stool ;)

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>>77663725

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Was Floyd scared of the amplification 10 oz gloves produce?

Did Khabib really "duck" Tony for the interim belt? This sounds a lot like what happened with Weidman and Vitor before he fought Silva. It seems like having Khabib fight Tony would just get rid of two contenders for the belt instead of having whoever earns the belt defend it against the two of them.

If Tony ultimately wins the belt, he'll end up facing Khabib if Khabib stays at 155.

>>77663765

I would unironically fucc

Going to be in Vegas next week for the fight... are they doing weigh ins? anyone know where?

Also any heem approved suggestions for what to do while there?

>>77663725
He has no defense and Mayweather will touch him at will but Aldo wasn't on his way out.

>>77663732
That's cool as fuck. I don't have any shirts outside of ones from competitions, and they're just ok.

>>77663791
>this is a fight
>conor is not fighting floyd

>>77663773
look at those sluggish slow ass fuck haymakers by eddie, jesus fuck that was the lightweight champion?

>>77663732
That's a thing of beauty, have you seen that rocky music YouTube video of him doing that sub, it brings tears to the eyes.

>>77663755
It's really sad I agree. Is there any proof that she's a lesbian?

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without any trolling, after floyd boring decisions conor, what does he do? just go back to mma and keep talking shit? he'd never do boxing numbers again right? not enough to make it worth another beating?

>>77663785
The Pinball HOF is highly recommended

What happened to Spainguy?

>>77663785
get shot

>>77663824

I don't see him going back to MMA unless it's for a superfight with GSP or something.

Dude is set for life he can just retire and go take care of his family.

>>77663824
If he doesn't look like complete shit he can hype up a fight with Paulie Mulenan

There is no amount of punishment Floyd could dish out to Connor to make him quite. Connor has fought wars with men 30lbs bigger than him. He only lose when Nate diaz wrestled him, he never loses on the feet. Floyd pillowtaps won't do a thing damage wise.

>>77663843
shut the fuck up

>>77663824

>Floyd boring decision wins
Boxing loses

>Goobs does 'quite well'
Boxing loses

>Goobs wins
>Boxing btfo forever

Floyd has to absolutely wreck him or boxing takes a huge hit

>>77663860
>Connor

>>77663860
lol Conor quit after Nate had the upper hand on him for about 30 seconds. 36 minutes of uninterrupted punishment and humiliation at the hands of Floyd is absolutely going to see him either be saved by the ref or his corner before round 11. guarantee it.

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>>77663824
>boring decision

If you can't see that Floyd will knock him out then you know nothing about boxing and should probably leave this board

>>77663867
he's not going to tho. he's going to win 8,9, or 10 rounds in a very boring way. Conor is going to come out and say "if he would have engaged with me, i would have fooking destroyed him". It wont be close

>>77663867
Boxing loses either way. Floyd has been shit for boxing and shit for everyone but Floyd and whoever Floyd decides to fight. Floyd is not good for boxing, never has been.

>>77663802
It's a webm of Conor showing his defensive skills against a basic 1-2 combo

american wrestlers > european boxers

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>>77663843
His boy got absolutely BTFO

you now remember tyson fury

>>77663867
Not if Floyd dominates Conor for 12 rounds it would be bad for MMA

>>77663919
after being kneed against the fence

>>77663883
What you are forgetting that Connor has been training in ONLY boxing for months, almost a year. We have seen him train for mma, we haven't seen him since he has had dedicated boxing training. He is going to be a whole different animal come fight time.

>>77663843
Get friends

>Conor will never walk out to this in Russia to face Khabib
>Khabib or Tony will never walk out to this to face Conor in Ireland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7IdqkaGyU8

>>77663925
When he returns, send him this (YOU)

>>77663930
He has no defense and no cardio

>>77663824
In the unlikely event of a respectable loss he'll fight Malignaggi. Realistically he's getting knocked the fuck out in short order which should put an end to any interest the public has in seeing him box. It's going to be tough for him to maintain credibility after he goes back to the UFC...I have a feeling his whole career is going to come crashing down soon.

>>77663955
>t. coward spain

will do

>>77663732
sakuraba sells those on his site i think

>>77663925
Do you have when he got exposed as the spammer?

>>77663961
>no defense
you might be right
>no cardio
you're wrong, he has cardio.. maybe not mayweather-tier, but enough to last 12 rounds versus him.

>>77663975
Being as much an attention whore he is I doubt he'd be able to stay anon if he were lurking

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>>77663577

Conor just said he wants max Holloway in December on the conference call

He's ducking Kevin Lee hard

>>77664000
this someone post that cap

to sum it up the spammer basicly gave up his spainsperg persona because he got exposed

>>77663983
Thanks a lot nederbro

I found it here for 39 bucks and it says persistence pays off instead of where there's a will https://www.sakuraba.shop/product-page/saku-classic-t-shirt

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i hope im not the only one excited about floyd being a relevant celebrity after the fight. he's fun

>>77664052
Max would tune him up, in the event that McGregor makes the long march down to 145 (he won't).

>>77664002
He has no cardio bro. He's Anthony Johnson tier with his conditioning.

I've noticed a lot of pro-Conor shitposting in /box/ and pro-Floyd shitposting in /heem/

>>77664168
why did Paulie say he came back in the 10-12th rounds?

why did he win the 4th round versus Nate in the second fight?

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>>77664180
Because heem is stuck with spergy who always supports his black brothers

>>77664209
I guarentee you he isn't even black.

>>77664168
you have to hurt conor to gas him

mayweather won't "outlast" gooby without getting clocked more than a few times with the left

>>77664201
He can fight pretty well when tired. That doesn't mean his conditioning doesn't suck. There are fighters like Holloway who literally never have to even take deep breaths in their fights because they're so fine-tuned to work for long stretches. Mayweather is one of these fighters.

>>77664201
Sparring isn't fighting,also he won round 4 against Nate cause Nate was taking a break like Romero, not cause of anything special that he did.

>>77664262
Holloway only fights three rounds at most. Conor has proven to have some cardio.

>>77664293
Max fought for 25 mins in literally his 2nd pro fight.

>>77664243
>you have to hurt conor to gas him
No you don't, he wasn't hurt at UFC 202 and by round 3 he was already spent.
>gooby
Cringe

>>77664201
if your conditioning was good you don't need to rely on getting a second wind..

>>77664262

Can't gas when you carry no muscle at all. Holloway is just skin and bones.

>>77664277
>not cause of anything special that he did
he beat the shit out of Nate that round, man.

I was going for Nate and I couldn't give him that round in anyway. Conor looked fresh until the 5th.

>>77664293
He gassed out hitting the fucking heavy bag

Makes me chuckle when people type "conner"

>>77664293
Also other fighters with good cardio;
Benson Henderson
Tony Ferguson
Frankie Edgar
Michael Bisping

>>77664324
that bag can take a shot better than mayweather's little head

>cardio has zero cardio

what the fuck kind of meme is this? why would paulie lie?

>you don't need cardio in sparring

get the fuck out

>>77664277
>Nate was taking a break like Romero

kek nate was gassed as fuck get a grip

>tfw all these advantages seem to be leaning in Conor's favour

It's not making sense lads, it's like they're getting to me. Something is fishy

>>77664318
As is Maia, who gasses in practically every fight he has.

>>77664323
>he beat the shit out of Nate that round, man.
He absolutely didn't, he outpointed him but only just barely. Go watch the fight again.

>>77664317
t. someone who never attempted a single athletic endeavor in his life

>>77664365
Conor will win my man. Just put down the money

>>77664326
what about connor?

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>>77664307
>cringe
what part of the goobert triggered you lad?
>t. 202er

>>77664379
It's all fixed It has to be

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>>77664357
Like I said Nate was taking a break in round 4 moron, he'd exerted a lot of energy beating on him most of round 3.

>>77664382
Cringe

>>77664365
The only advantage is Floyd's experience but that will be disabled as well since he's never faced a boxer like Conor. I am telling you right now that Floyd will not know what the fuck is going on. He's going down like Aldo. Screencap this.

>>77664420
>t. niglet

>>77664378
getting a second wind literally means you gassed out and need to recover your energy levels before you can output again. Name me a professional athlete who spend his entire tank with minutes still remaining on the clock until the game is over.

>>77664163
I think so to, but I don't believe conor is coming back to mma let alone to fight Max when there is much easier fights like Nate and Tony

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>>77664430
There's no tapping in boxing

Conor is ez money with the 8oz gloves but h8rs will still doubt me.

>>77664355
He gassed out and got stopped by Diaz, then came into the rematch with a gameplan built around not gassing out and gassed out anyway. That's a lot more meaningful than a totally unverifiable sparring story.

>>77664243
>you have to hurt conor to gas him
Floyd is going to literally be pinging his head back at will with jabs and straights and landing his left hook whenever he feels like it. Accumulation of damage is a very real thing that is going to see McGregor get tired and flustered fast. He got winded treating Nate Diaz like a heavy bag, and anyone will tell you that missing punches and being hit will gas you much faster than landing punches and not being hit.

>>77664448
>submission
Doesn't count. Conor is undefeated in the stand up game.

>>77664448
lucky for floyd

>>77664454
You have it backwards. Larger gloves mean more padding. More padding amplifies the force.

Conor has awful cardio lol this isn't even up for discussion. If he was black you'd be saying he was "blacksplosive" cause that's what he is, most his fights end in either round 1 or 2, if it goes past that he's in a living nightmare. He has no power anymore and relies on running away, he'll gas out hard against Floyd then just get picked apart.

>>77664422
I cannot see Mayweather agreeing to fight and fight conditions he believes will not massively favour him. I do not see him coming out of retirement for a fight he believes is actually risky.
It's like he's beyond cocksure of himself, something is up. Maybe it's all a fix

>>77664469
>Conor is undefeated in the stand up game
Then why did he go for takedown against Nathan Diaz?

>>77664460
>he gassed out and got stopped by Diaz
exactly like I said, he hurt him and gassed him

fucking idiot why are you even responding?

Why is no one talking about the media call?

Conor said some interesting stuff

>>77664466
This. Nate didn't even do to him for 10 minutes, and he still gassed himself out.

>>77664481
Conor isn't explosive at all though.
He says it himself, timing beats speed, precision beats power. I don't know why people keep memeing about his power. I mean, he is powerful, but it's generally an accumulation of a beatdown that leads to his KO's, not one punch knockouts and he says as much himself

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>>77664481
>t. niglet

>>77664511

So that's why Woodley always wears sunglasses indoors. lol, this poor kneegrow.

>>77664496
No one knew it was on, and honestly even when I did see people posting about it I couldn't be arsed tuning in. Media calls generally have bad audio quality and don't have all that much said.

I think someone mentioned Conor wanted Max next. That sounds like bullshit, but I'd be interested. I'm not really sure Conor makes 145 though and honestly, Conor needs to defend that damn 155 belt. What happened to "Khabib in Russia" anyway

>>77664490
Floyd cares about money more than anything but even more than that he cares about his undefeated boxing record. It's the source of his entire self-esteem, ego, and sense of being. He wouldn't give it up for a billion dollars. He's way too proud. He took this fight because it's an easy win against a marketable opponent. Like the Canelo Alvarez fight, except rather than a 43-0 world champ he's fighting a 0-0 non-boxer. So not really like the Canelo fight at all, really, but you get the idea.

>>77664506
He over-exerts himself in his fights and has no cardio. Even in the Chad Mendes fight you could tell he was knackered going into round 2.

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>>77664542
>What happened to "Khabib in Russia" anyway
One of Dana White's many lies.

>>77664506
>but it's generally an accumulation of a beatdown that leads to his KO's
so he has to land multiple shots on floyd before a KO happens? if thats the case then his chances are practically 0

>>77664495
McGregor's cardio is objectively poor. Not sure why it makes you so mad.

>>77664549
Not the point I was arguing desu, I'm just saying he's not a really explosive fighter

>>77664548
>it's an easy win against a marketable opponent.
But why introduce factors like 8oz which would only play more to Conor's chances? It's an easy win, sure, but you can never rule out anyone in a fight surely. It just seems bizarre he'd push for this, it's not like Conor brought up the talk, he did. Why do that? It's not going to sell a whole load more tickets. Then there's the weight too. 154 is far more comfortable for Conor than it is Floyd, to the point he might actually have quite a size advantage

This "fight" reminds me of Cruz-Garbrandt. Then when fight night came the roles completely reversed.

Surely Conner will win

>>77664564
Yeah, he's not that one punch KO fighter.
Sure, he did it against Aldo but that's because Aldo charged in wild and got clipped. It wasn't Conor's power alone that put Aldo out, it's Aldo moving himself into the punch as well as being completely blind to the punch coming.
Conor has power, but like I mentioned, he said it himself, precision beats power. He lands a few times and puts guys out. Chad Mendes said the same. It wasn't so much his power that phased him, just that he kept getting stung

>>77664581
to a blind h8r you're correct

what do you know about cardio anyway, fat boy? literally nothing.

>>77664605

The point is he fights like an explosive fighter. Even when he conserves his energy like the 2nd Nate fight he still ended up gassed.

>It just seems bizarre he'd push for this
it's called marketing, now more mongs think Conor has more of a chance. Anyone who trains will tell you there's no big difference between 10 and 8 ounce gloves. Floyd just wants more PPV buys for this thing.

I just put 350 on Conor, I hope this pays off /heem/

>>77664620
except floyd will look like garbrandt and conor will miss and hit air like cruz

>>77664673
No hotpockets for you my man

>>77664673
Assuming odds stay same how much would you win if goobert won?

>>77664683
>thinking mayweather has No Love-tier footwerk

lol no

>>77664605
>But why introduce factors like 8oz which would only play more to Conor's chances?
It plays more to the chances of the guy that's going to land more punches. I don't need to tell you who that guy is, do I?

None of these other factors make a lick of difference to the actual contest, which is why Mayweather is willing to allow them to go McGregor's way. They add to the story of the fight, allow people to buy into the narrative that maybe, just maybe, a cokehead Irish goon will be the one to knock out Mayweather and shut his mouth for good, that little bit more.

Floyd's angle he's been pushing the entire time is "doubt me, doubt my age, my hands, my chin, my recovery, doubt everything about me, i'm 40 years old" and this only adds to it. He knows exactly what he's doing, injecting seeds of doubt in the minds of the general public. Because nobody actually wholesale believes Conor is going to do it, they're only watching on the *chance* that he *might*. That's where all the bullshit intangibles like glove size come into play.

>>77664689

2500

>>77664688

i can buy a hotpocket factory with 2.5k my man

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>>77664683
>Cruz was supposed to be the crafty veterans and he ended up getting dropped 4 times

Though to be fair, Floyd doesn't throw punches that look like this but it's an interesting fight to look back on, cause all the pundits and "experts" got it completely wrong. A lot of people will lose money if McGregor by some miracle wins by decision.

>>77664708
Bookies love him

>>77664711
>Cruz - MMA boxing
>Cody - Amateur boxing

Cody dropped him multiple times and won convincingly but for sure MMA angles will outawkward Floyd my guy.

Anyone else think Conor will try every dirty trick he can think of?

>>77664762

no because he's gonna drop Floyd in 1

>>77664745
this, subtract all the kicks and takedown attempts from the cruz garbrandt fight and this is what floyd mcgregor is going to be only 10x more outclassing by floyd

Got my MMA shorts in the mail - they've got a material similar to a rain jacket and aren't too flexible. Any recommendations on shorts.

>>77664771
Conor will get KO'd

>>77664666
>>77664697
I guess. I can see Floyd doing all the promotional bollocks with his age, playing down his chances and playing up Goobs, but the gloves and the weight are two factors he doesn't really mention that often.
Meaning, he doesn't really say "he's going to be much bigger than me, he might win this one". He's sort of kept it low key.. The gloves are something that didn't really need to happen, I guess it is good promotion though, but even still, giving even little advantages to his opponent doesn't seem the best idea, and I don't reckon it'll sell that much more. This glove thing has just happened and we're a week or so from the fight. Can't be driving that many PPV buys

>>77664745
>>77664774
While I don't disagree Floyd will beat Conor, Cody definitely adapted to MMA, and to Cruz completely before he went in there with him. Even with Cody's background In Boxing, he looked way better in the Cruz fight than any other fight prior. His work at Alpha Male served him well to hone those Boxing skills in an MMA environment over the years. He's still learning too

>>77664780
>Can't be driving that many PPV buys
Lol since the announcement the betting lines have moved in favor of McGregor and I've seen a few people here post their betting slips just cause of it. That little stunt just guaranteed at least half a million more buys.

>>77664780
Floyd made a big stink about glove sizes at the first press conference and posted on Instagram after the fact saying it was out of his hands but that he wanted 8oz mittens for this one. Every little helps. He knows this is his last cash-in moment.
>This glove thing has just happened and we're a week or so from the fight.
Most buys will be last-minute, like MayPac was. Energy all week was low and people were saying it would undersell. We know what happened in the end. People saying "fuck it" despite what their gut is telling them because they want to be in on the event, and biting the bullet.

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>>77663556
Reem bless lad

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>heem will only have about 2 weeks of residual memes after maymac until everybody forgets that floyd beat conor in the most boring fight in ages

>>77664849
Eh not really, it'll probably last until the next big card, which is likely 217.
216 is alright but not one of those shitposting cards

>>77664806
No other boxer at TAM comes to close to having Cody's boxing, and that's cause Cody learned how to box well and he embarrassed Dominick Cruz who is pretty much the king of "outawkwarding" people.

And this is why Brandon Shob's analysis is dumb because if an amateur boxer can beat up Dominick and all his spastic footwork movement then what will happen to Conner?

>>77664780
They're trying to drive sales for their absurdly overpriced tickets which have stalled out

>>77664849
>box will forever be dead

>>77664900
how are conor and cruz similar at all

Anyone seen Sky sports promo for May/Mac? It BTFO of shotime's and it looks like they made it on a shoestring.

>>77664981
Does it have a Gold hue

>>77664997
Nope it starts with a clip of Floyd roller skating through his mansion with the song 'Lovely day' playing over it. I'll upload it to vid.me in a minute.

>>77664997
https://vid.me/JJfHH

I wanted to hate this fight so much but I'm starting to get hype for it.

conor is only a +300 underdog now, he might be the favorite by fight time

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>>77665107

>>77665107
The gloves meme worked out perfectly.

>>77663781
His hands probably got too tired with 10 oz. There's literally no reason why would he change them otherwise.

>>77664972
>outawkward him my guy

>>77665160
Getting hit with more padding amplifies the force

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Lads I'm getting worried that Floyd might actually murder Conor. Should I be worried???

>>77665185
so boxers have zero power?

why do boxing matches go 12 rounds 95% of the time?

>>77665160
He did it to get casuals like you to give him money for his lambo

>>77665195
take a physics class

>>77665196
lambos are literally new money pleb cars

>>77665204
>almost all boxers are weak

okay I understand now.

>>77665216

read up on head gear amplify the force

>>77664511
is he a human?

>>77665216

for sure my man read up on pillow fists hit harder no question

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<--- floyd fans when he gets heemed

>>77665253
floyd has no fans m8. nobody actually likes him

>>77665253
they'll just turn into Khabib/Ferguson/Canelo fans

>>77665105
ta senpai

>>77665276
already those things, still going for conner vs floyd

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>>77665195
>why do boxing matches go 12 rounds 95% of the time?
I wonder how many people really believe this

>>77665314
I know right it's closer to 99% but give boxing a break.

>>>/asp/

>>77665324
/box/'s new home after the 26th

>>77665253
Go to bed Thorrenssenn. Ireland is nowhere close to Norway for you to be this much of a nuthugger

>>77665323
Posts like this are the reason I think it's very likely that people are going to think McGregor took a dive. >Muh pillowfists are to protect the hands and do very little to dampen power.

>>77665192
Nah nigga

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>>77665361
>2017
>underestimating mcgregor

>>77665390
He got choked out by a journeyman lol

>>77665411
he also raped Edward Alvarez and Jose Aldo

>>77664460
Diaz is a triathlete though

>>77665452
he certainly does try to be an athlete

>>77665452
with 60 pounds on him

>>77665347
he's from dublin, which was founded by vikings

pure norse blood in his veins

>>77665470
McGregor is actually a Scottish name.

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Is Aspen Ladd England's best fighter?

>no energy wasted on kicks
>no energy wasted on grappling
>no energy wasted for 5 whole minutes

>>77665487
he's a crypto-anglo whose grandparents supported british rule. his real name is Conrad Gregorfield.

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have you wished Tecia Torres happy birthday yet?

>>77665447
Nate got off a boat in Cabo and beat him up on 10 days notice.

>>77665540
cringe

>>77665532
>racism is his #1 go-to defense mechanism
Sad!

>>77665540
this image has the potential to trigger seizures for people with epilepsy

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>>77665549
really gangsters do shit like that

>>77665526
Nate did nothing to him for the first two rounds at UFC 202 and he still gassed out lol.

HARD WOORK

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

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>>77665565
how does this one make you feel?

>>77665540
I gotta hand it to ya, this thing really makes my autism flare up

overeem is unironically ranked #1 in the world

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>>77665618

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>>77665609
dont worry, september is on the way soon

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>>77665621
hes the real heavyweight champ, stipe tapped

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>>77665641
and overeem knocked out stipe

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>>77665621
He's the champion after all

#stiopictapped
#notmychampion

>>77665636
why do you waste you time making this atrocity?

>>77665651
why not? you're not gonna do it

>>77665651
i've gotten the impression he's very full of himself, about 99% of the responses to that format have been negative but he's sticking with it

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>>77665649
this guy gets it

>>77665666
He is very full of himself, usually he just tells you to grow up if you criticize him. He's also a fightfu spammer.

>>77665666
It's gotta be autism

>>77665665
Of course im not going to do it, it doesnt need to be done at all, the other calender is somewhat usefull and actually makes sense

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Whats the MMA equivalent of Hopkins going to Puerto Rico and smacking their national hero in front of thousands of fuming Puerto Rican fans?

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How many buys does McGregor vs Trump do?

Keep in mind Trump can afford the best,most powerful,undetectable steroids. He's also not a manlet and was D2 in wrestling.

>>77665666
>666
checked. quite the opposite my good man. that format is 100% influenced by the constructive criticism i got from heem. it looked completely different when i first made it. with help from the people who said what was wrong instead of "lel that fucking sucks" it has gotten a lot better. hopefully with more collective help it will get even better. same happened with the picks if you go back, it changes subtly every time i get good suggestions. im not a designer, im just doing this in my free time

>>77665636
Honestly I dig Hendo dropping the H-bomb with the birthday hat on, but it's unreadable for events. You gotta find a way to make it symmetrical

>>77665703
Who says that looks good? its difficult to follow and has a bunch of birthdays of shit fighters not that anyone cares about fighters birthdays to begin with and you have too much free time get a job

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>>77665577
Yeah, he was doing a lot to Nate

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>>77665689
I can't believe I don't have the end of this fight saved, but this.

>>77665703
Do you reckon one day you'll make something worth of your life that doesn't involve spamming on 4Chan?

>>77665689
The only thing I can think of that's close is Chael talking shit about Brazil and triggering Wandy

>>77665703
9 out of 10 people said it looks terrible and that the info on it is useless. If you cared what anyone thought you would dump it entirely. I'm only responding because you literally are going to post that in every single /heem/ thread unless you're asleep lol.

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What are some other examples of a fighter being kind to a fucked up opponent

>>77665779
>i work 96 hours/week
i dont believe you calendernigger

>>77665791
When Luke picked up PissPeeng off the canvas after subbing him with one arm.

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>>77665791

>>77665631
what's a bigger meme?

>K-1 level striking
>pro boxing level striking

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>>77665859
or
>Olympic level wrestling

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Who is your favorite non roided fighter

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>>77665892

>>77665892
>resting heart rate of 34
You're having a fucking laugh if you think he's clean

>>77665892
rose namajunas

>>77665891
almost forgot thanks buddeh

>>77665915
mine was in the 40s when i wasn't even working out
now ...not so much

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>>77665892

>>77665915
Mine is 48 right now I haven't moved for more than a couple minutes at a time since like 2010

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>>77665936

>>77663791
Nate is taller than connor so it was easier to land for him

The same will happen to connor with floyd

>>77665961
was that when you lost your legs to diabetes?

How did someone as short as conor mcgregor get away with making fun of anyone's height

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>>77665915
He's an actual athlete unlike most of those other bums. That's why his heart rate is so low. He's actually fit and not just bursting at the seams with gas.

>>77665990
lol the only reason i haven't lost my legs is genetics, if i was predisposed to something i would have died awhile ago

>>77665892
Pic unrelated right? Cause rampage already exposed this juicer.

>>77666016
so why cant you move?

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aspen ladd is literally dating a pat barry, except her pat barry has a daughter the same age as aspen's sister

>>77665994
People who are insecure about their height bring up other peoples heights.

He's a mental manlet as well as a literal one.

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>Michael is tough. If I had to lean one way or the other I’d probably lean towards Michael. I think he’s got what takes to get it over him.

Whittaker is a Bisping fan.

http://www.mmanews.com/robert-whittaker-thinks-bisping-will-beat-gsp/

>>77666074
go back to making calenders autist

>>77666083
how did one man manage to prove that world champion wrestlers and grapplers are fucking memes?

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Not enough reem in this thread

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>>77666100

>>77666105
Life would be so good with reem as hw champ.

>>77666100
By having more than 3 rounds of cardio and punching.

>>77666083
too bad wonderboy didn't move up to 185 and rematch him

>>77666100
TDD is the best base for MMA. Jacare and Romero are both really fucking dangerous

>>77666170
For sure wonderboi needs to do this cause he'll never beat woodley at 170.

>>77666183
his TDD is so good i'm surprised considering he's training in ausfailia

>>77666170
Just for one fight?

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>>77665921

>>77666208
Whitaker is an Australian national champ for what it's worth

>>77666170
If Whittaker becomes a dominant champ this fight will happen 2 years from now. Cap this.

>>77665936
Arianny creamed her bottoms when reem took his shirt off for this weigh in

>>77666306
as did rogan
>>77665964

>>742312539

Homeboy

Does headgear actually amplifies your punches? Did anyone look into it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZoM8ljOWyk

manny looked like a monster before the mayweather fight


HOW CAN CONNOR COMPETE

lets hope for meme magic

>>77666518
All that speed and it didn't help him one bit.

>>77666518
He literally had a shoulder injury

>>77666511
yes /heem/'s resident psychic confirmed the padding force amplification theory

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>>77666105
So true

>>77663556
Juiced to the fucking gills.

Friendly reminder that Kenyabro is dead.

>>77666661
no im not, obama sent a helicopter to rescue me. im in DC now fighting nazis

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>>77666636
He was 100% natty m8

>>77666661
nah, my proxy subscription just ran out

>>77666518
Nobody can take that left hand shot. NOBODY

>>77666686
>>77666696
Until I see a kenya flag post I'll believe he's dead.

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just announced, wtf

>>77666710
There is little to no violence there. He was exaggerating for (you)'s.

t.was the 2ND "Kenyabro" last year

>>77666736

C T E

T

E

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I cant stop listening to the money team song

>>77666797
Welcome to the money team

>>77663791
>Dat 1 2
>Dat taunt after dat 1 2
Very enjoyable.

Conor is on Conan O ' Brien tonight if anyone is interested

>>77666784
>t.was the 2ND "Kenyabro" last year
There were 2? Were you the one that posted the rugby pics and the dead goats?

>>77666795
Loser leaves town match

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i cant hold all of my kekkles

>>77666854
id rather see him on norm macdonald live

>>77666873
That would be great. But he's met Conan before, they have decent chemistry together, It will be worth a laugh or two.

>>77663860
Accept he got rocked while on his feet. That was the beginning of the end. He can strike, but he can't box.

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>>77666870

>>77666870
I hope this leads to Silva/Weidman 3

>>77666870
bilking the chinks with washed up fighter in the main event