El Clásico - Copa del Rey-edition: Matchthread 1

1st for /a/

>>77661949

lmao what? real already scored?

i'm at work i can't watch

>>77661986
yeah and it was quite the blooter

Messi hasn't done shit

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imagine being a pedophile AND a madrid customer

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>>77661966

>NEYMAR WAS THE PROBLEM HE HOGGED THE BALL GUYS

>>77662003
literally haven't heard his name so far

>>77662028
No but he often dived like a stupid spic rather than pass to a player.

>>77662028
>lets look at 1 game and 15 minutes of another to analyze the entire team

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>>77662063

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>>77662063
thats called

>BARÇA DNA

someone post the goal please, I was taking a shot and missed it

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as an Inter fan I'm actually happy to see Kovacic to play as lineup in Madrid. He's such a good player, and we're not wroth for you. Have a good career in there Mateo.

Stream??

>>77662079
>barca getting rekt without ronaldo/casemiro/isco/bale even on the pitch

denial is the first step

Webm of the goal?

>>77662218
this please soccerstreams is down

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>>77662218
>>77662259
ESPN2
or r/soccerstream

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>>77661949
Ascensio is her boyfriend.

>>77662187
I don't think he will wait for Modric to retire to get in the starting XI
He might leave next year

>>77662063
He stopped diving once pele called him a little bitch

>>77661949
i still think barça could win

How do you expose that which is unexposable?

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>>77662293
can we have him back? We can give Madrid Kondogbia. plus Brozovic.

if you were Valverde which of this starting XI would you actually keep? Me:

>Busquets
>Messi
>Ter Stegen
>Alba
>Pique

>>77662081
That's a penalty you fucking amazon nigger

Is Kovacic playing DM? Thought he played higher up the pitch. Looks good there regardless.

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>>77662285
threadly reminder

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press T

>>77662346
You forgot Umtiti.

Where's paulinho to change the course of this game?

>>77662346

>I would keep all the bad ones and Messi
>The city of Great Britain

>>77662342
Avg squad strength is the most important factor to success not the manager desu

>>77662344
If he didn't leave this summer, he won't leave any time soon.
Zidane rotates a lot and Modric isn't getting any younger. Also fuck Brozovic.

>Kroos in charge of not passing

TSU is the only entity in football than can TSU even when it's not playing.

>>77662385
>biscuits
>bad

the absolute hovel of burgerland

whats the point of el clasico if not to watch messi x cristiano

fuck this shit game

here's a twitter video of the first goal

https://twitter.com/ADSportsTV/status/897928465609043968/video/1

>literally kicking benzema in the face
>no penalty
R E F B A L L
E
F
B
A
L
L

>>77662408
Biscuits you say?

>Ter Stegen from crosses

>benzecuck
get rid of this faggot already. a striker for a team like real madrid and he misses the easiest goals

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>>77662417
Stop posting about football.

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reminder

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Gracias Rosell, contigo empezo todo.

>>77662003
He tried to get a few plays going earlier. Not his fault that the Barcelona board of directors is full of retards who sign the wrong players

>>77662335
There's a lot of sad delusion in this post. Have fun getting 4th in the league

>>77662420
cookies then ;)

>>77662408

>he rates biscuits

I thought brits knew about football

Just a reminder isco, bale, casemiro, and ronaldo are not even playing

>>77662409
Get used to it Anoninho

This could end 10 - 0 if Real put their shit together

>>77662285
wtf Asencio is Ritsu now

>Barca v Real Betis on Sunday
A chance to paper over the cracks.

>>77662442
>implying this is a bad thing

>>77662442
Neither is Benzema.

Actually a decent game

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THE GREAT DEBATE

>>77662444
why? theyll be playing in the next clasico

burger here, why is it called 'El Classico' if they play this match several times a season? Shouldn't it be called 'Los Classicos'?

TROLLPOST

>no midfield
is barca too intelligent for this game?

is there anything worse than going to a match wearing a shirt of a team who isnt even playing

>>77662346
Messi, Busquets, Umtiti, Ter Stegen, Alba. Still holding on for Semedo.

Everyone else needs to fuck off.

Where do you rank Carvajal among RBs?

Literally all Benzema knows how to do is miss easy goals and misplace passes

Vasquez is such a comfy player but nothing ever goes well for him in the end

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>>77661966
die

>>77662469
Top two

>>77662460
Each match is individual

>>77662465
supporting liverpool

>>77662469
He's the best easily

>>77662285
Fuck off she's mine

Reminder to check this thread
>>77661124

are we now living in the age of assensiGOAT?

>>77662473
jaja

>>77662442
>Bale
>Ronaldo
Who cares. Kroos/Marcelo/Isco are the system.

>>77662478
this

>>77662460
Classic rivals

Bad guys vs good guys

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>These fucking commentators
>"Marcilo."
Fucking hell, these guys aren't even american, they have fucking mexican accents. I've had to mute these autists and played animu music over it.

>>77662469
Among RBs? Idk, how many yards did he average a carry last season?

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>>77662397
wew lad. guess that's it with Mateo.
also Brozovic's skill and body is not bad, the problem is his mentality, that he is retarded most of the time.

>>77662477
right but they play the same game multiple times, so it should be plural, not singular

Stop it Luka, they're already dead.

;__;

>>77662469
poor man's trent alexander-arnold

MORDIC

>>77662469
just behind valencia la

I bet Messi is going to be sad when they tell him that they lost

webm Of goal?

>>77662460
>the classics
it's the lineup of the two classical rivals and successful teams in Spain, Germany also has der klassiker between Munich and Dortmund

>>77662482
Reminder to pray to meccah at noon just before your siesta, alhamdulillah my moorish friend.

>>77662439
you are a retard if you don't rate him

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>>77661966
>>77662473
don't bully
cuzco bro

>>77662491
Is this the famous American "banter" i've heard so much about?

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>Suarez fucking rekt by Varane there
holy shit
this is hopeless

>>77662489
>wanting American commentary

this is like a training match for madrid

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>Anybody can win with Messi in their team!

Apologise

>>77662408
Hes nothing but a water carrier

>>77662456
>le blooters man vs le tap in man
gee i wonder...

>>77662489
Espn always uses the Mexican announcers for Classicos because they assume it's only jobless beaners watching

>>77662409
El Classico is now about Tsunaldo vs Asensio to see who can score the most.

Will be Barca ever great again?

>lelssi

Modric is one of the GOAT midfielders but no one ever talks about him as such

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>In 2017, Barcelona's tactic is hitting it long for Suarez to chase

what's stopping Madrid from winning the 13th duodecima?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

goooooal

Modric my fucking man
Most underrated player of the decade

NEED A LINK

P L E A S E

>FARCA

GODric

FARDO

>>77662420
>>77662439
>>77662517
Stop posting any time now, Amerifat.

>2:0

AHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>77662511
Fuck off I don't even know what your flag is. Probably some central american shithole. I'd literally prefer anything over this.

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F

This is just embarrassing

What happened to barca

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> barca

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The state of Barcelona

>>77662471
This. He is fast and all but he can't seem to score

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>the city of barca

MESSI CRYING

ALLAH AHKBARRRRRR

BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ BENZ

jajajajajajjajajajajajajajaj

>UMSHITSHIT

ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA ZEMBEMA

BOY YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT

BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT BENZEGOAT

That was absolutely shocking defending

>>77662505
AND BENZEMA JUST SCORED
PRAISED BE ALLAH

>>77662529
He's widely been considered the best midfielder in the world for years.

REKT

DEATH TO BARÇA LMAO

Holy shit, Umtiti is so fucking bad

KEVIN

based algerzema

>messnigger

>people still don't rate Benzema

Teams should be allowed to forfeit matches.
Barca clearly don't want to play this game.

Jesus, Barcelona is literally getting alpha'd hard

EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO EL GATO

>the city of Barcelona
am I doing it right lads?

SOMEONE STOP THIS!!!!! I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE

>>77662550
They have bought 0(zero) good players in about 3 years

>titty

Messi and Suarez need to leave.

They don't deserve this.

BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN BENJAMIN

>>77662583
True

>MESSI
>TOP 10
>TOP 100
>EVEN TOP 1000
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77662537

http://buffstream.com/watch/soccer.php

After this match Coutinho and Dembele cost 30M more each.

What a goal
>farca

that definition was pretty goat senpai. the benzemahlla still has the touch

>gareth bale unironically thinks he is going to continue to grow in this team

he is such a tool

Can UEFAlona even recover ?

>the absolute state of the Badalona FC

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> mascherano hasn't transferred to a mid table PL team yet

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>Titty
AUTISTIC MANLET BTFO

REAL CHADRID
>REAL CHADRID
REAL CHADRID
>REAL CHADRID
REAL CHADRID
>REAL CHADRID
REAL CHADRID
>REAL CHADRID
REAL CHADRID
>REAL CHADRID
REAL CHADRID
>REAL CHADRID
REAL CHADRID
>REAL CHADRID
REAL CHADRID
>REAL CHADRID

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HUMILIATION

>Leo Messi
More like Leo Miss the ball

messi to PSG when?

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FIVE FUCKING ONE

Esto en mi pueblo se llama darle un baño.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>Real literally making a fool of Barcelona at this point

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Welp, this is over. And the sad part is most of you don't even know how bad things really are at Barcelona.

>Kevin

Madrid is beating the shit out of Barcelona in every single aspect of the game.

Madrid has 58% possession

This kills the farcas

This is just fucking sad.

>>77662492
The guy is one of the stupidest footballers i've ever seen and on average they're idiots. He's also a gambling addict.
Kova on the other hand is a choir boy and a great human bean. He just needs to grow some balls, he's a great player but the lack of "cockiness" with the ball is lowering his quality as a player.

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>being this home when you're 2 down

>Allowing benzema to score

Its all over

>Umtitty

No amount of refball will save UEFAlona now

>>77662593
Yeah. They should go to Madrid.

>THE MUNICIPALITY OF BARCA

Kevin Benzmann gotta love him

>the DMZ of Barcelona

FUCK

>>77662574
>Nogs
>Good
>B-BUT HE SCORED A BOLLTER AGAINST TOTTENJEW LIKE TEN YEARS AGO

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This is sad but watching Barca fade into irrelevance is giving me the hardest boner

SOMEONE CALL THE COPS
THIS IS
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE

This is horrible.

Do you see that Barca defence? What a shambles, Benzema literally just ran round Umitit as he watched and they've been panicking all game

>>77662621
PSG doesn't care about Lionel the cuck, they wanted Ronaldo

>saurez

kek this guy fucking sucks

remember when barca were considered the best in the world? lmao

Where were u when barca was kill?

>>77662642
based burger

Is Gerard deulofeu playing in this match of soccer

getting some 2010 5-0 flashbacks here
This could end so badly for Barcelona

REAL CHADRID
>REAL CHADRID
REAL CHADRID
>REAL CHADRID
REAL CHADRID
>REAL CHADRID
REAL CHADRID
>REAL CHADRID

this season is a right off for barca

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>I didn't expect Barcelona to be this bad

>>77662553
fast and dribbles very well but he chokes a lot inside the box, that's what separates him from Isco and Ansensio

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>la ciutat de catalunya

>mes que un club

>>77662469
Right now Carvajal is the best, but Marcelo is better on the left.

The truth is that Carvajal is not and will never be as good as Prime Alves and Prime Lahm.

MASSIVE dearth of truly world-class RBs.

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>yfw every Madrid goal raises the price of Coutinho and Dembele in 10M

Barcelona are absolute shit, but honestly this Madrid team is one of the greatest of all time

>>77662613
Coutinho for macherano plus 100 mill when?

screencap ronnie

What will barca customers do now? They can't switch to real madrid can they?

>>77662505
this >>77662568

الله اکبر desu

I literally can't enjoy this anymore
I'm this close to crying of happiness lads

>>77662669
Combination of both innit

TSUUUUUUUUUUU

remind me why coutinho wants to go to barca again?

>>77662661
>>77662626
Whats going so wrong? bartomeu + Segura?

You have 200 million shekels to fix farca. How do you do it?

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How long til he's sacked?

hmmmmm cristiano's gf

Ronaldo looks unironically like a chad kek

>the absolute state of uefalona

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>>77662632
>being this home
Barca are the away tram you mong

> inb4 real have more possession than barca

>UEFALONA

>best player in the world gets manmarked out of the game by an inter reject
hue

>lose Neymar
>get exposed
What did they mean by this

>inb4 this game is uploaded to porn sites as a rape video

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>the caliphate of FC Barcelona

>>77662677
This desu, seeing Barca getting decimated is the greatest

This is why CataluÑa wants to independize

>sergi roberto to chelsea

lmao

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>>77662685
Move them to France. They're literally too bad for even Englel right now desu.

>>77662687
So which one was worse, him or Martimo?

>Ronaldo dopesnt even look happy cause hell get no credit

>>77662685
buy refs

>>77662685
Buy DC

Refund Semedo and buy bellerin

Buy decent mc

Buy Hazard

>>77662687
buy Zidane

they will win champions league again

Was that Anne Hathaway ?

>>77662685
Buy Renato Augusto for 100
Donate 100 to refs and UNICEF

Barca are so uncoordinated

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>>77662631
can't agree more, family.

>>77662714
>buy bellerin

lool he's absolute wank

>>77662685
invent a time machine and bring xavi back

anyone got webm of asensio's goal?
was busy folding laundry

>>77662683
The entire fucking board has been a cancer for years. B team is ruined. Neymar was supposed to replace Messi, but look how that turned out. The players knew he was leaving before the board even thought to react. Also, mediocre transfers that are really being exposed as you can see right now.

>>77662685
Buy a CB, a CAM, two wingers and a backup striker. Make Roberto a starter and keep Alena, D. Suarez as backups.

ever happened that you wanted to fart but shit came out?

>>77662685
DC, Midfielder,Left Winger, And a Right back

>>77662713
Like they need to, they already get all the refballs and still fuck up

>>77662667
>The truth is that Carvajal is not and will never be as good as Prime Alves and Prime Lahm.
He's already better than Alves le diving monkey ever was.

>>77662726
>he sucks
Shut up brit this'll be funny

>>77662696
You mean he's getting manmarked by his gf up in the stands

>Lose Neymar
>Pretend to be happy with it
>Paulinho without tite
>This games
It will be a fun season

>>77662734
indian roulette

what in the actual fuck was that Modric spinning move, holy shit

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>Fall for the brazil meme and buy a young Brazilian
>He's shit and all he does is dive
>leave for a bigger club
>Repeat
Why is Barca so retarded?

>that huge "hope solo" on Barca's midfield

>>77662734
You sure it wasn't an immigrant dick?

Time to cum desu

Barcelona's boy pussi is spread wide

>>77662719
Looked like george Clooney wife

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Halftime.
Quick! Claim your waifu before anybody else does!

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>Still only two goals
WE PAID FOR BLOOOOOOOD

>>77662635
I know you're memeing but yeah it'd be better than staying in the sinking ship that is barca.

Reminder that barca could've bought Asensio but where too cheap to pay the 4 million fee. Yet they had no problem paying 40 million for fucking Paulinho. The club is run by a bunch of corrupt pieces of shit. Its just sad at this point watching barca fall.

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>crosses and balls over the top to Suarez
>this is the extent of Barcelona's gameplan

Jesus christ

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Press F to pay respects.

>>77662685
Griezmann plus Thiago or Eriksen

>>77662685
I'd buy the ballon d'or dark horse, absolute best player in Latin America, Angel Romero for 200m and then resign.

>>77662285
Hi mate it's Moot
Can you stop posting anime please
Thanks

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Is Barca, dare I say it, back?

>>77662738
Sure thing, madridiot, call me back when Carvalel gets 20+ assists in a single season while playing for the most stacked team in the world.

>>77662741
thank mr. skeltal

will we ever see the old messi again? he's so unmotivated its sad

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>messhit is top 10 right now

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OKAY BOYS
HALF TIME
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
>MOTA AND SLAGS!

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First for Barcelona being finished

Chicken nuggets and guacamole for lunch lads

>>77662741
cute!

>>77662741
>>77662754
Goddamn, I miss goathletics

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>>77662464
>3-5-2
>stack midfield
>never actually play midfield
5D Tetris

>>77662685
Buy Dani Alves and Neymar

Seriously tho, Eriksen

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>>77662760

>>77662771
Corinthians pls stop

>neymar replaced with coutinho
What the fuck are Barca doing???

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>>77662741
>ukrainian girl's

Webma of Real making fun of Farsa pls

>>77662754
Stop.

>>77662773
>finding bones attractive

>>77662774
Literally who

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE'S YOUR LA MASIA NOW
WHERE'S YOUR LA MASIA NOW
WHERE'S YOUR LA MASIA NOW

>>77662685
>200
have you seen the market? with that you might fix Suarez's teeth

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>>77662787
>butts

is this appropriate for halftime slags?

https://www.instagram.com/twerkqueenlouise/

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>>77662760

How the fuck is Modric so good this match, holy shit

>>77662769
If he isn't gone by September, Barca truly have no hope.

Has Barcelona's attack ever looked as pathetic as in this game ?

>>77662685
Paulinho, Lucas Lima, Dudu, Borja and Lisca Doido as a coach

>>77662794
It's for the denbts. I'm sure he'll do fine.

>>77662767
Whilst standing still. They've gone from Pep's 'only allow the opponents 8 second with the ball' meme tactics to only being able to keep the ball for 8 seconds.

>>77662749
last good Brazilian was Ronaldinho

in general they just lack so much discipline

>>77662769
Look at this disgusting rat face

Just by looking at him I can tell he's a greedy jew. Fuck him, should get fucked by a pack of dogs, disgusting prick

>>77662820
against juventus and atletico de madrid

>LOGAN LUCKY

>>77662797
Securing some juicy engineering contracts at Guangzhou the catalan way

>>77662766
>paying for Paulinho
Haven't we accepted that buying Paulinho was a crooked deal for the board so he would get a construction contract from evergrende?

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>Ter Stegen
>Gomes
>Alcacer
>Vidal
>Turan
>Deolofeu

What the FUCK were they thinking?

>>77662797
>Yfw they replace messi with dylaba

>>77662741
>>77662754
Why are girls from countries with blue and yellow flag colors so much more beautiful than the rest of the world?

>>77662816
Modric has always been goat. He's so good at keeping the ball under pressure, giving the rest time to reposition.

>>77662787
giv sauce burguer

suarez's touch and dribbling ability are so poor its strange to think this guy was ever considered good

>>77662837
>selling Thiago
>selling Sanchez
>selling Fabregas

They'd all walk into the team now.

>>77662842
Built for_______

>>77662776
>Barça wasnt stacked
>You can see football in statistics like it was an american sport
Kys trap, the only thing Alves knows how to do is running. Also Cafú and Roberto Carlos were both better than Lahm and (of course) Alves.

barsa is dead

>>77662787
I recognize that ass

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What is pikek thinking right now?

>>77662787
give source motherfucker (please)

Half time, good. Maybe Barca will remember to actually put in some midfielders now.

Where can I bet on Barcelona not finishing top 3 in La Liga?

>>77662788
Bit late isn't it lol

>>77662858
Alice you pleb

>>77662683
Read
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77626599/#77630800
and the post below that

also
https://pastebin.com/9Mvh1YGm
There's so much to cover, and those hardly mention the shadiness behind Paulinho and Neymar's transters (Neymar had shady business even as he joined Barcelona)

I fuck man ass

>>77662845
Miss alice

>>77662849
Barca never had as good depth as Uefadrid did, not even during their treble years where they used shitters like Bojan and Jeffren in big games.

pakilona UTTERLY dismantled, holy shit, even angerzema is playing and running out of his mind, lucas vazkez is g.o.a.t.ing around, what a ball movement, what a midfield, what a defense... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>77662855
if only the se queda was true...

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Wish me luck lads

>>77662868
>t. nigger with AIDS

is /sp/ dead? el clasico and no posts whatsoever

>>77662836
Which is why I called them corrupt.

Also barca released a statement about how that was a lie and they where good boys who dindu nuffin.

Those pieces of shit need to rot in jail.