/heem/
>>77655178
Shit /box/ OP.
Brendan + Joe live in 15 minutes talking about Mayweather/McGregor
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>77658696
time for autism
>>77658696
goddamn why so early
>>77658746
Wake up floyd, it's all over
>>77658746
100% not a fan of this angle, my man.
8 ounce gloves are happening
>>77658764
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/897863854834712576
YOU BUM! YOU FAGGOT! YOU HOE!
>600lb deadlift
>500lb squat
>Breaks OSP's arm with a kick
>Heems the unheemable DC
What's his secret?
>>77658696
I can't imagine what there is to say about it at this point. It's already been beaten to death even for the people that couldn't see it for the obvious mismatch that it is,
>>77658767
fuck that kike, I'm watching the actual meeting
Someone just got shot at the top of my road lads. Conor for president
>>77658767
honestly conor should not have accepted, he's gonna die.
>>77658779
And by someone I mean a two girls and a fella there's like a 1000 people up there right now
>>77658787
pics?
>>77658769
jj is actually a reanimated skeleton in disguise.
>>77658784
Floyd is going to break his face every which way
Is there a chance that Goobert gets so BTFO by Floyd that he never shows himself in public again and lives quietly with his millions?
He's gonna get lit up by 8oz gloves.
The NSAC just aproved and made it official 8 oz gloves for Conor vs Floyd.
RIP Floyd
>>77658784
The fight you mean? Mayweather could wear 24 oz. gloves and still stop him
>>77658769
what is his maximum bench press
more glove padding = more force amplification
More padding would've made Conor gas faster.
>>77658792
Why does the women's strawweight champ look like a black male
>>77658799
>>77658804
>>77658806
Conor has a fucking big skull. Floyd is way more apt to break a hand in 8oz gloves and Floyd breaking a hand is one of Conors very few, very narrow paths to victory.
>>77658806
both the fight, and this change.
nerman hired him to be a bodyguard
>>77658842
Conor's also never been knocked out
>>77658812
I actually forgot about this. The 10oz gloves actually would have amplified the force of the impact even moreso than the 8oz gloves will.
>>77658848
The only reason that's true is because he purposely gave up his neck to avoid getting TKO'd by Nate, though. He was clearly fucked
>>77658851
All broken hands are not equal, moron. Don't make me heem you
>>77658842
Did they both agree to wear the smaller gloves? My assumption was that the NSAC approval made them optional for both fighters. I agree that Mayweather smashing his wrists is probably Goober's best chance
more padding makes it easier to block strikes though
>>77658809
315
>>77658870
Most of the extra padding is around the thumb. It's an irrelevant factor.
>>77658784
It might cost him in brain tissue, but small gloves increase Conor's chances. It favors random chance and they're more like the little MMA gloves.
>>77658842
A finish doesn't have to involve going unconscious.
Floyd to finish is -150. To me that's the real free money . Conor can't go 12 boxing rounds. He's gone 5 mma rounds once and he could barely make it.
>>77658885
t. someone who hasnt watched kickboxing ever
>>77658896
Floyd via anything at underdog odds is literal free money. I think the odds right before the weigh-in are going to be the best, when the public sees them side-by-side and what sort of shape Floyd's in I predict a substantial shift back in his favour.
Conor was better off with 10oz
>>77658858
Yeah but Floyd isn't three times Conor's size, he also isn't a cholo zombie who's always on the offensive at all times.
>>77658906
idk about that, fight weekend is when the celebrities and rich people roll into town. People like Jay-Z will bet $50k on Floyd and not care about the odds. I think now is best value.
>>77658869
Supposedly they both agreed.
>>77658913
Floyd could also lead and land at will against fucking Canelo
>>77658789
My phone is broke just got back around a dozen police and helicopters looking for two gunmen.
>>77658915
That's a good point, I hadn't predicted the fight week surge in Vegas bets.
Conor bless the victims
Is Sage back?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXN7K1LnSe8
>>77658907
Really good webm, do you have any more?
PLEASE CONOR PULL IT OFF LAD!!!!!
Floyd is now 1/4 to win, surely this is free money?
>>77658669
flash your cash richguy
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1xePSUC3I4
SCHAUB
JOE
BREAKING DOWN MAYWEATHER VS MAC
100e on fight ends in one round
ez money
>>77659022
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>77659022
get in here niggers
>>77659010
Did somebody say Ladd?
Nate pull guard!
Conor has Floyd figured out
>>77659032
Are the Ladds a family of hill people living in the Appalachians or something? The hike never ends
>>77659022
I give it 15 minutes until they start talking about dicks
>>77659057
imbred hillbillies m8, hence the 5heads
> Dana WhiteVerified account @danawhite >26m26 minutes ago
>@TheNotoriousMMA looked awesome last night and now the #NSAC just approved 8OZ gloves for the fight!!!!
Do you agree with this question: with 8oz gloves Connor will drop Floyd in the 1st or 2nd and finish him the following round
>>77659081
>Connor
>>77659032
Bitch looks like a better looking Arya Stark.
i'm so fucking bored
i've heard it all a million times already
angles... conor's left... mayweather's age... his small head... the money
jesus shut the fuck up it's all speculation at this point
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz so fuccking BORING
>>77659102
you're boring
Floyd going for the early knockout just like Aldo is gonna end up just like Aldo.
>>77659117
counterpoint; no he isnt you fucking retard
you are all obnoxious autists
>>77659129
no you
>>77659127
Yes he is I'm an expert
>>77659102
having a small head will benefit him as its a harder target to hit
>>77659127
>>77659102
True. There's nothing left to talk about at this point.
But, that's how this type of shit goes. I remember MayPac being just as bad or worse than this honestly, because there were years of anticipation and build-up. Also, Pacquiao had a much longer career than mcgregor so there was more material for the critics to speculate about.
Conor to land more than seven punches in any one given round is +125. He could clinch up and land several body shots, seems more likely than the odds are implying to me anyway
>>77659111
i hope you get testicular cancer
>>77659184
Based bong bantz
>>77659182
The way bookies see it is, conor won't last one round.
In his past couple of interviews now, Floyd is saying that he's coming forward and isn't gonna fight like his normal defensive self. That's without a doubt mind games, right? Trying to fake Conor out? 49 fights developing his perfect style, and now against a knockout artist like Conor he's gonna throw it all out the window? I don't buy it
Rogan has no understanding of how superman gets his powers.
>>77659196
>a knockout artist like Conor
Conor is a punching bag. Playing with fingerpaints is his "art" in MMA. Floyd is Rembrandt. 50-0.
>>77659196
SHUT THE FUCK CONOR COULDN'T EVEN KNOCK OUT DIAZ WITH HIS "DAT LEFT HAND SHOT"
jesus fucking christ you people don't even watch ufc or boxing
>>77659201
maybe it's the drugs talking
anyone else think kevin lee's title shot is undeserved?
the guys best best win is to chiesa who was only ranked 9th or something.
Barboza is much more deserving after facing tougher opponents and the fight with ferguson was a close spicy banger. I think it would have made a good rematch
>8oz gloves
FLOYD IS DEAD
BET THE HOUSE ON CONOR
Alpha brain
Beta height
>>77659236
Anyone who's name isn't "Dana White", "Kevin Lee" or "Tyron Woodley" agrees with you that's completely undeserved.
>>77658846
Probably gets paid more than he does getting brain damage in the cage
Floyd is done fore lads rip
>>77659236
yes but kevin lee will win
Reem bless lads
>>77659286
This thread needs more reem
>>77659269
i doubt it lad
Alright let's talk shit.
Who would win in a street fight, any fighter of any weight division.
Just a street fight no holds barred (except hits to the back of the head).
Ferg smokes Lee standing up, on the ground, and wrestling.
This is literally free money
>>77659248
Rumble hands
Rabbit heart
>>77659317
brock of course
>>77659324
big underdogs tend to win when the favored fighter has won many in a row. mark my words.
>>77659072
large head = large brain
i sell lemons
>>77659324
yeah i feel the fight is more to give ferguson a belt to make him more interesting for the Conor fight
>>77659317
jon jones
>andre berto and conor did rehab together
???
>>77659333
i dont see it happening with ferg. hes mentally too strong and lee isnt even in the top 5 of the division
>>77659317
DJ
He'll punch anyone in the nuts faster than they can swing.
>>77659324
>>77659340
Remember the Danny Castillo fight? It's not like you can't hold Tony down.
>post yfw Conor or Floyd gets injured
>>77659307
reminder that we only have one comfy week left before /heem/ and the rest of /sp/ turns to shit
>>77659380
Three years ago really isn't that long m9
i like kevin lee's chances against ferguson i'm not even trolling
i hope rockhold gets his shit kicked in
ferguson is overrated if im being honest here...
>>77659397
Honestly if Ferg starts eating shots like he did vs Lando he might just get KOd
>>77659407
Amen. Imagine branch lands one on his baby chin oh man thatll be sweet. Branch sucks pretty bad though.
>>77659407
No he isnt
>>77659423
Tony Ferguson is fighting Kevin Lee. Luke Rockhold is fighting David Branch. Who are you talking about?
>>77659403
I doubt it he won't be carefree Luke like last time now he'll be try punished luke
>>77659324
Max Holloway
Cody Garbrandt
Robert Whittaker
Youth and genetics > experience and skill
if kevin lee is +400 i'm betting on him
>>77659181
I bet this fight will be just as boring as that fight too.
>tfwywn be prime Ubereem slaying Dutch pucc
>>77659407
His striking is awful, so open
>>77659482
Its still lightyears ahead of Lee
>>77659458
Ferguson has great genetics though. He has a huge reach in addition to his mexican gas tank and above average chin/ability to recover from hard shots
>>77659482
>Out kick-boxed RDA
>Awful striking
>>77659495
Lee has abnormal reach and probably is blacksplosive too
>>77659495
HIS CHIN IS DETERIORATING
>>77659446
If you used your head you'd see i meant to (You) the post above yours, pretty obvious
just did a mortgage on my house and put it all on conor by ko
ask a future rich boy everything
you might as well call me money brazil from now on
>>77659549
Obrigada por ter sido pai também nas horas que eu precisei. Sem você nada disso seria possÃvel. A frase mais linda que escutei ainda adolescente foi: "Estou com você pro que você escolher, eu te amo independente das suas escolhas". Obrigada, Painho!
>>77659478
Imagine all the japanese women that he took as well.
>>77659558
you want a translation or smth
>>77659558
i love how her parents are both completely out of shape
>>77659530
IF I TYPE THINGS IN ALL CAPS THAT MAKES IT TRUE
just a lil heeminder
>>77659574
Her dad is a turbo manlet shorter than her
>>77659583
i dont really like you, luke, so im not gonna watch ur show
>>77659428
look how happy that elephant is to meet overeem
did you know that it is UFC #5 ranked strawweight Tecia Torres' birthday today? Have you wished her a happy 28th birthday?
>>77659573
I can translate with google just fine.
>Thank you for being a parent too at the time I needed it. Without you none of this would be possible. The most beautiful phrase I ever heard as a teenager was, "I am with you for everything , I love you regardless of your choices." Thank you, Daddie!!
>>77659402
Not really, he's a very similar fighter and hasn't really fought anyone save RDA who's game is built on holding you down, and RDA isn't the best wrestler ever anyway.
>>77659599
i dont think you understand how a calender works calendernigger
>>77659629
have you ever seen a calendar? thats clearly not a calendar. are you stupid?
>>77659649
well whatever it is its fucking retarded
>>77659583
Oh shit. I wonder whether bookies will be taking bets on that Titan event.
I was going to start researching the next Contender episode but might have to do the Titan one instead. Gotta do that research. Money.
>>77658767
>>77658764
how has this affected the line? conor says he can't give floyd 2 rounds with 8oz
What's a better hobby? Spending time programming and potentially turning it into a career as a developer; or watching UFC and making money on bets?
I struggle to find the time to do both.
>>77659675
making calenders for autists on 4chan is clearly the best hobby
>Michael Bisping: GSP is in ‘position of power’ over UFC, doesn’t have to fight Whittaker
What the FUCK is his problem?
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/michael-bisping/michael-bisping-gsp-position-power-ufc-doesnt-fight-whittaker/
>>77659675
start a low investment business doing something you love. there;s literally nothing stopping anyone ever from doing that and it could lead to a successful business or some fun and some lessons with minimal losses
>>77659695
>How to Duck Contenders
>>77658779
>>77658787
>top of my road
Wow, you really are a knacker.
>Floyd still thinks he's fighting a WWE actor
>>77659696
>working
>something you love
lol
>>77659583
Thank you for these heeminders. They are unironically very useful to me.
>>77659743
you will probably never be truly happy
>>77659727
No, he KNOWS he's BOXING someone who can't box.
>>77659754
>guy on 4chins talking about true happiness
>>77659756
who DOESN'T box, not can't box
>>77659786
When he's fighting one of the best boxers in the world, it's the same thing.
>>77659786
I don't think he has a choice in the matter
when will i get peak odds on floyd lads? few days before or nah?
>>77659842
about 2 months ago
>>77659022
they're so goddamn retarded it's actually comforting
Lads, GET IN HERE!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1xePSUC3I4
>>77659853
this is false...right?
>>77659877
yes. shawb is going to make over 100k on a 4k bet. that same bet would win 20k and going down every day
>>77659695
Fuck Bisping, of course he'd have a tutorial on ducking contenders once GSP beats him
>>77659829
Conor would rape Bruce Lee, I just want to state that.
>>77659829
>*gallops towards you*
how long will it take floyd to download conor's angles?
>>77659863
>Shuab
Nope
>>77659900
yeah but i want to bet on floyd at the best odds
>>77659756
>if we put a magic name on punching people in the face it will give us monopoly on punching people in the face
>>77659695
Is Michael implying that he himself won't retire if he wins?
>>77659952
Correct
>UFC icon Michael Bisping opens the door to potential all-British boxing showdown with Tony Bellew
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-4796586/Michael-Bisping-opens-door-boxing-bout-Tony-Bellew.html
>>77659930
It's not a magic name, it's a different sport.
If Conor was good at boxing he never would have given it up.
>>77659930
>Anyone else think Poirer is going to demolish McGregor?
me
>>77659921
Schaub has great insight because he has actually been in the octogan.
anyone else really enjoying these 800 paulie malignaggi interviews?
>>77659930
>punching
>boxing
not the same
schaub is so stupid, i hope he dies
>>77659998
Black has great insight because he's actually been in faggy music videos.
>>77659984
was laughing my ass off listening to his podcast today just thinking about all the funposting I'd do if this happened
>>77659984
>UFC icon
lewl
is Sage an icon also?
G-GADOOSH
>>77660011
who
>>77659919
Unironically a good comparison
>>77660060
I thought Shaubert tigert pic when Schaub said GADOOSH in this podcast with Rogan.
>>77660042
It's funny because on his podcast he's doing it all tongue in cheek and addresses his doubters, but the media will just take snippets and paint a picture that he said "I'M BOXING NEXT I WANT TO BE CONOR"
lads....
>>77660087
Of course Bisping will push for the boxing match ya dummy
miguel cotto is fighting the same day as may v mac kek
>>77660097
I want Cladia to knock me out cold, then rape me while I'm out.
>>77660138
I get this.
https://www.sbnation.com/2017/8/16/16157112/mayweather-vs-mcgregor-8-oz-gloves-approved-arp
Conor just keeps winning
I am very pleased with the Nevada State Athletic Commission's handling of my next bout today. Fair play was kept all the way through.
Referee - Hall of famer Robert Byrd.
Judges - Burt Clements. Dave Morreti and Guido Cavalerri.
8oz gloves approved.
With pre and post fight analysis of the gloves on the night.
This was handled very well and very fairly by the NSAC.
I am very pleased and respect the Commissions ruling on this.
10 days until fight time.
>>77658913
Nate Diaz isn't a heavy puncher at all. Conor couldn't handle a stiff jab cross on the chin and looked for some legs to bail out on.
>>77658696
For sure awkward stance left hand 49-100%
does conor regret his tiger tattoo?
What happens to the sport of Boxing if Gooby beats Floyd?
>>77660206
The same thing that happened to Shaub's brain.
>>77660231
>>77660206
real man on the right
>>77660243
must have quit the beer
>>77660097
womanlets, when will they learn ?
>>77660243
has USADA gone too far?
>>77660243
me on the right
Last card of the year will be the best year.
>>77660243
USADA must be stopped
>>77659829
"Hiiiiya!!!!"
>>77660310
it ought to be with the shite theyre feeding us in the lead up
>>77659917
Bruce Lee wasn't a competitor in anything
>>77657874
>>77657882
lets do this now
http://www.strawpoll.me/13720501/r
Mayweather - McGregor odds now 1:3
Canelo BTFO
>>77660405
People don't wanna fill in a captcha to vote in your poll.
Don't link the "/r" it will only show the result and not the poll.
>>77660401
Fuck sake
>>77660405
i voted for that last one because it seems like the worst possible option
>>77660401
>Ngannou and Shev.jpg
>tfw no american boyfriend
>>77660428
good, dont vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/13720501
>You get another car, nothing changes
>What are you talking about, yes it does
>I agree
For fucks sake Shaub, can you be any more of a tool?
>>77660478
peaches are a beast
i really like claudia
>>77660405
They're not real picks if 60% of /heem/ doesn't get goofed on the first fight
>mouthbreathers are actually going to buy into Floyd's 8 oz ruse
It will not make a difference. But the fools will now think that Conor have a bigger chance.
>>77659475
when the fuck does Luke go forward bud
the guy is completely content to walk backwards the entire fight to keep you at headkick range and to keep you walking into counter hooks
>>77660401
Lmao
>>77660534
Floyd's likelihood of breaking a hand probably goes up 50% bud
>>77660534
It's actually quite genius on Showtime's part. First the Paulie thing, now the gloves. It's pretty much like they've strategically done these things at these times to get people to continue talking about the fight.
Honestly messing with the gloves size probably screws with Conor a bit too. He's been preparing for the normal 12oz
I love it when Joe Rogan talks about hunting, its so cozy.
>tfw no tall skinny intelligent funny right-wing athletic american boyfriend
REFEREE, BOXING GLOVE WEIGHT, AND JUDGES ANNOUNCED
So if Floyd now somehow KO's Conor do we run for the hills /heem/
>>77660556
>when the fuck does Luke go forward
Right before he got BTFO by Bisbong
>>77659032
how many pictures of these hillbillies walking their dogs are there?
>>77660657
she posts about 3 or 4 every day
>>77660657
calendernigger has 100s of them saved
>>77659032
arms 8
sleeves 0
uh huh
>>77660629
i hope they both knock each other out and die from a brain aneurysm 4 days later
>Schaub claps at the cinema
Not even surprised desu.
>>77660685
and the ppv does mighty meme numbers
>>77660577
>bookies love him
Trufact: The square cage is better than the octagon.
>>77660097
>lads....
well, they certainly appear to be
God Schaub is insufferable
>Slow clap for that alien
>I was crunk for that Alien
>I'd swoop that baby moose up and put in my car
>white moose probably tastes like Vanilla
>Rogan: They taste like regular moose meet
How would you know, you've never shot let alone seen one
>>77660689
does she post pictures of their incestuous romps?
https://youtu.be/edUOqtnE0_0
Schaub is a liar.
I heard him tell that movie theater story before with a hero's ending where everyone clapped for him after he told the black guy to STFU.
>>77660716
He just dedicated a rant on trolls probably for you, haha!
>>77660776
what's the point in doing bjj only when someone could just punch you in the face?
give me some (you)'s if you're old enough to remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR9gpJJ2qTQ
>Jorge vs Wonderboy
>Poirier vs Pettis
>Hector vs Smith
>Tony vs Lowkey Lee
I fear for my boys tbqh
>>77660840
>>77660842
I fear for Lombardo, don't want to see him lose again!
>>77660840
Real talk though, does Diaz levels of weed in your system give you an advantage? I'd imagine it'd be hard to fight blazed
>>77660534
>It will not make a difference
Shut up weebcuck. You have no clue what you're talking about.
>>77660870
it's crazy how effortlessly he pulls it off. when someone teaches you a gogoplata you think this would never work, someone would literally have to let you do it, and here it just all goes according to plan.
Brendan "The Hybrid" Schaub
Who is YOUR favorite former UFC contender?
>people arguing over literally 50 grams
>>77660916
What's a gram?
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
HARD WORK
>DEDICATION
HARD WORK
>DEDICATION
HARD WORK
>DEDICATION
HARD WORK
>DEDICATION
NOW POINT TO THE EASY WORK
*points at McGregor*
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
>>77660916
>grams
Rogan roid rage monkey primal mode
will they ever fight in mma?
>>77660940
>Conor makes easy work of Floyd
The madman was telling us all along.
>>77660976
beg me loser
Fav fem fiter?
>>77660896
Pretty sure there's still never been a gogoplata finish in the UFC. Crazy shit
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH
>>77661028
Funny thing is Mr. Spammer you literally have cuck porn saved on your computer lol
>>77660976
>>77661028
What is your maximum bench press?
>>77660896
yea but it was against some gook can so nobody cares
>>77660679
Fast forward to the part where you have a mental breakdown by impersonating everyone here you inept loser.
>>77661039
155lbs
>>77661053
You've actually posted it many times hahahahaha who is brainwashed now, loser?
>>77658869
Well Mayweather initiated it.
>>77661085
(you)
>>77660973
Has she ever fought on the same card as Overeem? Might want to be careful
I want Elias Theowgaf to get heemd cold.
you now remember sean the muscle shark sherk
>>77661095
wtf? GTFO
Oddsmaker says now is time to bet Mayweather because odds are starting to change.
https://twitter.com/MatthewHoltVP/status/897912482093711360
>>77661108
Kid has an iron chin
Post yfw millions of people watching realize after 30 seconds that Conor is the biggest meme Mayweather has ever fought and this is a joke of a fight.
>>77661175
>mfw millions of people see after 30 seconds that Floyd can't handle the angles.
>>77661175
>>77660789
>and then the whole theater stood up and clapped
>>77661212
>Conor will 27% better angles in 8oz
>Rogan and Schuab talk about May/Mac Fight
>Schaub: "Conor's for sure gonna win rounds"
>Rogan: "He doesn't stand a chance"
>Schaub: "Oh for sure, 100%"
>>77660789
He got KO'd too many times and has a hard time recalling events. Tragic.
>>77661256
That's just not true at all.
>>77660789
It's a bit you dingus he's figuring out the funniest ending. He's a professional comedian.
>>77661141
paddypower and others has floyd at -400, if americans can use online betting sites
remember seeing floyd at -300 months ago
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/schaub%20h8ers/
Over 200 and counting
>>77661304
>unbelievably sad tbqh
>>77661304
No matter what time of day it is he will literally respond.
>>77661304
Yet the pathetic dirtbags keep coming back. I really wish the h8rs would just scram!
>>77661332
>SIT DOWN ISRAEL!
Woah slow down there Greg
>>77661354
Back for more?
>>77659004
theres one out there of him doing something equally more impressive against Juan manuel marquez (who famously knocked pacquiao out cold) but i don't have it personally
could only find this sm0l one online
https://s3.amazonaws.com/frsports-bucket-0001/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2015/01/14235450/Mayweather-dodge-counter-on-Juan-Manuel-Marquez-SkySportsHD.gif
>>77661304
>>77661360
>False-flagging on an anonymous anime imageboard
>Being so autistic you can't help yourself to not always respond
I'd say get help but I feel we're way past that point now.
>>77660243
surely the leaner build is better for fighting stamina anyway
all those glamour muscles don't add much more pop in your shots
>>77661435
he is actually leaner on the left
>>77661452
lighter then, you know what I mean
he just looks like a bodybuilder on the left
>>77661471
you dont need stamina if you can kill your opponent within a minute
>The casuals are falling for it
WE
ARE
LIVE
>>77661525
woah. I think i'm with the jews now
can /heem/ do a full buffer main even intro without looking it up?
>>77660077
whats wrong with his nipples
>>77661594
bruce fucking stinks
>>77661617
t.wme
>>77661430
Has Canelo got better?
michael buffer>bruce buffer
>>77661627
probably a bit yeah, he was only 22 for this fight
>>77661627
He will get HEEMED by GGG anyway.
Only Mexicans disagree.
name a better boxer in the ufc than jorge masvidal
>>77661665
good, ggg will revive mexican boxing
>>77661689
garbrandt, he actually has boxing credentials
>>77661689
holly holm
>>77661689
Jessica Eye.
>>77661708
Please stop posting Ladd and her incest family it's creepy.
>>77661689
>>77661610
Gyno surgery by a mongoloid from the looks of it
>>77661689
T-Wood
>>77661757
touch-butt in the park
>>77661736
>The Hills have Foreheads
>>77661782
does that look like a park to you
>>77661796
yes
The Dollar…….
The power……
I been the man, (yeah )
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan
100 more like I’m Farrakhan
Creep up on like in Pakistan
Type of shit to make you fear the man, yeah
I been the man!!
Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggling
10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling
Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland
OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end
Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in
I just want the riches
Know the lifestyle dangerous
But we only gon grow they be lying if they said it wouldn’t change us
But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!!
Money money money team(x12)
Im a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team(x2)
Take it back , when I was 17
Distribution like the Medellin
Take a look into my eyes
You can see the pain figure ,what I really mean
Mamma moved me out the hood
They can never take me from it, imma never leave
So I had to get the money team
Money money money money team!!
I remember it was all a dream
The Life we living it ain't what it seems
Floyd got me feeling like a Milli a Milli
Moonwalking like I’m Billie Jean
Southside finch, I done came up from the bottom
Of the bottom, look at me
Now a nigga on the money team
Money money money money team!!
Lately I been feelin' wonderful
All theses hundreds need a hundred more
On point got a ton in stock
Just a little what I got in store
Take a look of what the money do
Youngin’ I ain't even 22
Baby K hold 22
You can tell me what you want to do
But I really ain't into all the static
Leave the situation looking graphic
Automatic know that ill be more than happy
Poof gone, imma work the magic
More then happy imma make it happen
Innovator imma get it made
Paint a perfect picture anime
Ain't on Adelaide unless I’m getting paid
Money money money team(x12)
Im a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team(x2)
They would of thought a nigga from Atlanta
But I’m cooling out in Caribana
Where your manners, nigga where your manners
All designer on me like I'm panda
In the cut, I'm sipping dirty Fanta
Wrap it up , I gift it , like I’m santa
HO HO , Slow do better than no dough, Hey Hey
In the booth I do the running man
I ain't stop until a hunned bandz
Understand I ain't a runner man
Money dance I do the money dance
100 bands I count 100 bands
In America, The son of Sam
Man they say they really want it
But I realize that they don’t really want it man!
Money money money team(x12)
Im a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team(x2)
We ain't ever ever gonna change up
We ain't ever ever gonna change up
We ain't ever ever gonna change up
We ain't ever ever gonna change up
>>77661824
>>77661859
>>77661884
>>77661886
>>77661824
>>77661859
>>77661884
>>77661886
hahaah who are you dude?
>Playing UFC 2
>MW unranked
>Want to play as hendo
>Opponent goes with Lawler (broken as fuck, just like McG and JBJ)
>Fine then
>Pick Silva
>He spends most of the first round taunting with his back to the fence trying to counter
>I outland him 2:1 but he taunts like he is winning every time he counters
>Take him down with a minute left
>Get full mount easily
>Begin pounding
>He gets saved by the bell
>Comes out next round
>Still taunting like a jack ass
>Take him down again
>He rage quits immediately
feels good man
Media conference call starting any minute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGA-k_eKu2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGA-k_eKu2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGA-k_eKu2E
how well would xev bellringer have done at women's bantamweight?
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGA-k_eKu2E
Could you honestly best brendan Schaub in an mma fight?
Rematch when
>>77661971
>can't even heem someone online
SAD!
*1
How will the angles affect this fight?
>>77662061
Literally no one on /sp/ can.
>>77661435
Well the results from him before and after are there to see.
The roids made him more energetic and prone to finishing people at 185.
how does this effect your emotional state?
>>77662088
Nice pipe
>>77662102
>thinks everyone on /sp/ is untrained
>thinks everyone on /sp/ is a manlet
i think you might be surprised
>>77662175
I think you'd be surprised.
conference call has been live for a few minutes already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGA-k_eKu2E
>>77662140
my pain is constant and sharp
I would like to formally challenge coral springs to a fight
>>77662140
>spending the time to make this
it makes me feel sad for you
>>77662197
I'm a pacifist brother.
>>77662189
>nou
not an argument, I'm a big guy. You'd be wise to not underestimate someone like me.
*teleports away*
>>77662223
so is Woodley
>>77662249
>>77662278
that's a horrible list though
>>77662291
>>77662190
Conor sounds really calm and focused, reminds me of the aldo fight week
Thompson lost. I think it's time for white Americans to accept this and move on.
>>77662278
Too bad Tyrone hasn't finished anyone in like 8 years
>Conor still pushing the Heavyweight Nate meme
>>77662360
this whole fight lead up is reminding me exactly of the aldo fight.
world tour
the whole world doubting him
his calm/cold demeanor like you said
>>77662376
best welterweight in the world is WHITE
*sips tyron's black tears*
>>77662394
Idiot lol
>>77662360
>>77662404
Can you not wear Mcgregor's testicles as glasses for like 2 seconds?
>>77662394
Win | KO/TKO | Punches
2:12 Round 1 of 5
Robbie Lawler
UFC 201
>2016.07.30
>>77662418
That guy lost to Thompson and Lawler so he's clearly not the best WW lol.
>>77662430
what'd I say that would seem like Conor nut riding?
>>77662446
yeah but he fought tyron and beat the shit out of him so literally lol @ your mma math
>>77662463
He won a decision, he got mauled by Lawler and 50-45'd by a guy Tyron knocked down multiple times. He's nowhere near the best WW lol.
Ariel always trying to instigate
>>77662508
he took tyron down, gnp'd him and beat the fuck out of him on the fence. rory absolutely CLOWNED on tyron when they fought, literally your only comeback is mma math lel
Has Spainsperg returned yet
>>77662541
He got exposed as the spammer.
>>77662533
Rory isn't the best WW you sperg
>>77662600
Shut it you punk. I'm the op.
david haye BTFO
>>77662612
he for real is though. and nothing you say will EVER change the fact that he beat the absolute fuck out of tyron when they fought
who cut dana's phone line?
Why doesn't Conor just focus on punching Floyd's hands until he brakes them? It's not like he can guard his hands?
>>77662663
LMAO!
>>77662701
lmao @ this desperate mma math. rory beat tyron. i know it's difficult for you, but you need to come to terms with this.
How long did it take you to work out Cub Swanson is a total fucking bum /heem/?
>Conor heems floyd ded
>Comes back and gets subbed by tony
>Tony is now worth millions and both Conor and Maywehther get embarassed
>Kha-bum commits sudoku in shame
That would truely be the best timeline
>>77662541
Nope, he's either not here or hiding
>>77662730
>>77662751
tony is an autistic faggot and I hope he fails
#TEAMKHABIB
>>77662796
nothing will EVER change the fact that rory beat tyron my friend
>>77662815
kek
your boy's fights are boring and his joints are made of glass. He was offered the tony fight again but he said no, thats why Lee got the fight instead
>>77662859
rory lost to tyron, time to accept it and accept that the best welterweight in the world is in bellator and his name is rory macdonald
oh and also he's WHITE
remember when the Red King mauled Tyrun proving he was the best 170er in the world? Heem remembers.
Got him all revved up
>>77662777
>Spainsperg will never call you a fucking baboon
Why live.
Speaking of whites BTFOing Tyron. Here are 3 more
Keep going spergy
tyrun: fug :D :D
>>77662961
Don't miss him desu
>>77662998
>p-pls gibe moneyfite pls
How did he go from a blacksplosive KO machine to a boring, entitled bitch?
>>77663000
How couldn't you, he always triggered the obese spammer and woodleyposters always entertaining especially when the crocodile tears started rolling after Whittaker btfo jacare
>>77663078
Do you have any friends?
>>77663042
>got old
>realized he will lose if he doesn't cherrypick
>realized he can cherrypick fights if he plays the race card hard enough
>>77663082
Yes, plenty. Just not any that are into putting other people unconscious
>>77663042
Go back and watch more of his fights, he has always been like this. If he doesn't knock his opponent out early, it inevitably becomes a sit-and-wait fight
Tyron Woodley has had 4 title fights in a year
Tyron Woodley fights the #1 contenders
Tyron Woodley doesn't duck anyone
Tyron Woodley has made a lot of money this past year
Tyron Woodley has good TDD
Tyron Woodley has knock-out power
Tyron Woodley has a high fight IQ
Tyron Woodley is well rounded
Tyron Woodley can go 5 rounds with ease
Tyron Woodley is the WW GOAT
Tyron Woodley will be around for a very long time and there's literally nothing you can do about it.
is woodley the worst champion after bisping? or is he even worse than bisping because he's boring?
>>77663099
its no use in explaining this on heem. its either shitposters or actual racist complaining about him
>>77663117
Bisping is worst champ
dont forget to boat
http://www.strawpoll.me/13720501
>>77663117
Woodley actually defends his belt against the #1 guys dummy
>"defends"
>plays patty cake for 50 minutes every fight
THERE'S THAT OBLIQUE KICK AGAIN
So Dana said Conor wanted Khabib in Russia, but now his next opponent is either Lee or Ferguson. When do the lies stop?
>>77663096
This, he barely got past a fat Gastelum that had been to fucking hospital due to how ill he was getting during fight week.
How Woodley has any fans after his fight with Maia is staggering, his next PPV fight will do 0 buys unless they have him play bridemaid to a big draw.
>>77663166
it has nothing to do with dana....
khabib can't get healthy and turned down the fightS
AKA/10
>Accused of being boring
>Has knocked down all his past 3 opponents in his last 4 fights
>>77663181
t.203er
stick to analyzing mandrama kid
>>77663172
his cage shelling is too good
>>77663099
>Tyron Woodley has had 4 title fights in a year
>Tyron Woodley fights the #1 contenders
>fights
>Joe Rogan is on board with angles my man 100%
wtf i hate joe rogan now
lol rory lost to bob lawler twice, carlos condit, and stephen thompson
>he still can't accept that Tyron Woodley is the beset 170lb fighter in the world
>>77663188
What does AKA stand for you may ask?:
[spoiler]Annihilate Knees Always[/spoiler]
>>77663214
He got a split decision over Gastelum, rather than speaking in memes point out what I said that was wrong.
>>77663189
crazy how no one ever thought there would be a more boring champion than GSP
then it happens even worse in the same division...
should have just kept rematching lawler/rory until someone died
>the state of the racebaiting low test
calm down boy
>>77663217
>Knocked Robbie out in 3 minutes
>Knocked Wonderboi down like 5 times over a period of 2 fights
>Knocked Maia down and stuffed his takedown attempts when no one else could
I guess you're just a loser my guy
imagine being tyreese woodlet and having worked your whole life to be world champion, achieving it, and people still hate you anyway and would rather watch paint dry than watch your shitty fights.
>>77663232
Reminder that Rogan was literally saying Ronda could box Mayweather.
I don't know if the guy is legit retarded or just shilling.
>>77663277
>that monkey woman
i thought orang pendeks went extinct
>>77663300
get poor michael out of there
he has no place with that white beast
>>77663253
>g-g-astelum was just fat
>discrediting legitimate wins cause you're salty Tyron destroyed the last great white hype
wonderboi got outsmarted and beat up, funny now that I remember spergs like you were so confident in him winning cause you literally know nothing about MMA.
>>77663272
I'm a big black man and I would turn Woodley inside out bruh
can we start mayweather posting yet?
>>77663181
The irritating thing is that he has convinced him self there is no one on earth who can beat him just because he was a bad stylistic matchup for Thompson and Maia. And even with that in his favor the second Thompson fight was a robbery and the Maia fight was pathetic
>>77663300
I triggered you so hard with this post >>77662376
and you've been spamming ever since.
Like I said, never stop spamming ;)
>Muh Rory
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77663253
Don't know why Gastelum isn't going back down to 170, the division is barren and he has every reason to believe he can win a rematch with Woodley over 5
>>77663321
i really hope so
>>77663321
>calendarbro is a legit chocolate face, no makeup
I don't know how to feel about this
>>77663339
you're delirious
>>77663322
>the second Thompson fight was a robbery and the Maia fight was pathetic
>>the second Thompson fight was a robbery
LMAO imagine being THIS butthurt.
>>77663345
what you mean my guy?
>>77663321
You're an African-American?
>>77663322
we all know who won both fights :)
>>77663374
a basketball-american?
>>77663383
Oh for sure my guy wonderboi won the popular vote 100%
>>77663397
Wonderbread was landing some serious teeps and body shots my guy, Big John should have his license revoked for allowing this to go on further.
woodley is objectively the champ only cuz muh affirmative action
he's lost the belt twice already in reality
>m-muh money fites though!!1
how about you learn how to not be boring and win a fight for once
>>77663389
so institutional racism is taller than woodley fans? feels good
>>77663354
Round 3 they scored the same amount of strikes and there were no take down attempts, which means that octagon control comes into play, and Wonderboy controlled the center the entire round. And someone from the athletic commission stated publicly that round 5 was not a 10-8, meaning it should be 3 rounds to 2 for wonderboy. But MMA has the worst judges of any combat sport, so they gave round 3 to woodley because of "champion's advantage"
>>77663389
i hate it when institutionalized racism makes tyreese a boring fighter
i am major against that ye
>>77663443
>M-m-maia will win this time you just wait!
>>77663439
>he's lost the belt twice already in reality
>in reality
>reality
>/heem/ is so slow they even bring up boring Woodley
Should I just leave till the Mayweather/McGregor fight
>>77663467
bisping is a "champ" too, so was DC.
>>77663451
>which means that octagon control comes into play
For sure Wonderboi landed some nice octagon control my guy and won the popular vote
>>77663474
just start conor and mayweather posting early
Not even a fight with the consensus ""GOAT"" GSP would make people want to watch Woodlet
inb4 most forgotten champion in ufc history
new thread boys:
>>77663482
>>77663474
Woodley has defended his belt 3 times and all the amount of salt in the world coming from you won't change that fact.
>>77663481
>DC wasn't a real champ
kek. if a champ goes to jail the division doesn't just stop
>>77663497
Bisping sucks dude
>>77663495
>>77663508
Does your child know how much of a loser their dad is?
>>77663508
this thread will be deleted eventually. don't use it
>>77663525
Still more interesting than woodlet.
>>77663513
nah, he hasn't beaten anyone as champ
he was gifted two decisions and fought a guy who didn't get a full training camp. that's the facts son, anything else is just tears from your end.
>>77663491
>The official scoring criteria is invalid because I say so
Is ever acceptable to wear Martial T-shirts? (I'm not talking about Tapout shit) I mean like t-shirts with ju jitsu on or Bruce Lee or UFC obscure MMA t-shirts.
>>77663563
*Martial Arts
>>77663558
3/6 judges thought Woodley won. The other ones scored it a draw. You are in absolute shambles, also woodley won round 3 cause he took him down and beat him up you absolute casual.
Going to be in Vegas next week for the fight... are they doing weigh ins? anyone know where?
Also any heem suggestions for what to do while there?
>>77663300
Gay Chi would whoop Goobert to be honest, he'd make him run back to feddaweight
>>77663680
Where are you staying?
>>77661689
gastelum