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Rumours:
>Like Usain Bolt heading into the final 50m, Daniel Levy sees the end of the transfer window approaching and is starting to pick up the pace. There are signs of the pursestrings being loosened at last. That clinking sound you can hear is Levy rustling around his wallet for some loose change. The increased urgency may have something to do with *that* Danny Rose interview last week, in which the left-back helpfully wondered if Tottenham Hotspur might like to show him and his team-mates the money. But maybe it’s just a coincidence that Tottenham look like they may mean business.

Mauricio Pochettino could be the proud owner of three new signings soon. Manchester United looked to be leading the race for the mild-mannered Paris Saint-Germain right-back Serge Aurier but Tottenham are the Ivorian’s likeliest destination now. And the fun doesn’t stop there. Tottenham just need to agree a fee with Ajax for their Colombian centre-back Davinson Sánchez, while Pochettino has identified Celta Vigo’s Pape Cheikh Diop as his top midfield target. That should all be enough to keep Rose happy, shouldn’t it? Right? See that, Danny? Three new players. Satisfied? Danny?

>Er, maybe not. For it seems that Tottenham may well be hunting a new left-back soon. That’s if Chelsea have anything to do about it. The champions are preparing a £30m bid for Rose as they look to placate Antonio Conte, who currently has the seething demeanour of a man who’s just heard someone ask for pineapple on their pizza. Roman Abramovich is said to be preparing a £120m splurge in response to Chelsea’s opening-day humbling by Burnley. Southampton’s new Chinese owners could soon be receiving bids for Virgil van Dyk and Cedric Soares, while Leicester City’s Danny Drinkwater could be on his way to Stamford Bridge. However Arsenal’s Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain wants Chelsea to pay him £150,000 a week before considering a move.
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Arsène Wenger wants to keep Oxlade-Chamberlain but the Arsenal manager is unlikely to be resistant if Aston Villa try to sign Jack Wilshere on loan. Steve Bruce wants the midfielder at Villa Park, although the Villa manager may not be long for the job after a poor start to the season.

>Frustrated in their attempts to sign Sporting Lisbon’s William Carvalho, West Ham United have turned their attention to Porto’s Danilo Pereira, while Juventus reckon Marouane Fellaini could be the new Andrea Pirlo. In so many ways.
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Gareth Barry moved on?
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I now remember Jack Wilshere
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>>77656562
Is he still at Arsenal?
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>>77656551
>while Juventus reckon Marouane Fellaini could be the new Andrea Pirlo
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Looks like Chelshit is finished for good right?
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very sick of accounts i follow for football retweeting shit about american politics
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What's with the meme format of these rumours
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>>77656575
What accounts do you follow?
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>>77656574
>he's actually from Indonesia
LMAO

Also replying to your post: lol no
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>>77656585
football fans
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>>77656574
It's actually impressive how obsessed you are with Chelsea
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APOLOGIZE
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>>77656565
For now
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>>77656711
old people are going to look so stupid in 50 years with all the tats
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>>77656547
>Roman Abramovich is said to be preparing a £120m splurge in response to Chelsea’s opening-day humbling by Burnley.
>People doubted based Conte
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>JJ slovakian shitting on Man Utd all season
>Juventus want to sign Marouane Fellaini highly acclaimed United benchwarmer

What did they mean by this slovakia?
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>>77656583
what's with you not getting sniped&bombed today?
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>>77656751
Matt Lucas' drag act is getting better
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>>77656746
Wouldn't expect a reply, pretty sure the little cunt necked himself after the CL final
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everton's transfer business has been aggressively mediocre
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>>77656774
They've bought in a lot but it's hard to judge how good the business has been I know Klaasen was pretty rated but Eredivisie seems to be the prime exporter of overhyped players now, Rooney is done at the top level, don't understand why people think he'll have a resurgence there, despite him getting a goal at the weekend. Siggy probably looks the best of their signings, performed well in a worse team than Everton but apparently wasn't good enough for Spurs. Keane and Pickford have both looked decent but signing players from relegation candidates is always a bit risky
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>>77656793
It's not that he wasn't good enough for Spurs, it's just that he was always playing on the wing, and then it was either him or Eriksen
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>>77656774
>>77656793

They made several good signings, particularly Pickford, Sandro, and Keane. Klaassen looked decent so far but it's hard to tell how well he will perform - might just end up mediocre. Sigurdsson is a great player, particularly on set-pieces and Everton needed that, but they paid a lot for him and they sold their best player and main threat in the air, Lukaku. The team right now looks solid defensively but they seriously lack a strong striker. Rooney can't be the main man up front and neither can Sandro. Had they kept Lukaku, they would have had a great shot at qualifying for the CL even if they had to give up on one or two signings to make the budget work. They kinda look like Southampton at the moment - a team that can defend well but lacks a goalscorer.
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I hope Zlatan comes back. I need to see this.

_____Lukaku______Zlatan
__________Fellaini
____Matic__Carrick__Pogba
Shaw__Bailly___Smalling__Lindelof
__________De Gea
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Is Luke Shaw ever going to recover?
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>>77656839
why would he bother, he can already afford all the gay orgies he needs
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>>77656836
Lanklets United.
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>>77656547
I don't really want Serge Aurier though
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>>77656663
It's truly embarrassing.

Even moreso when you realise it's not a proxy.
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>>77656746
Still howling at him and the Juve customers getting BTFO
>Best defence in the world lad
>Higuain isn't a choker you mong, expect a brace
>Dyb the GOAT
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Reminder Morata is homesick
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man utd don't play a good team until late october so invincibles talk is going to go off
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>>77656882
Who will be the last unbeaten this year?
>reminder tottenham won it last year by drawing half their games
another trophy to the collection
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>>77656547
Hurry up Levy you fucking Jew
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I love trans women
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>>77656901
do womens leagues even have transfers? I doubt they make enough revenue for it to matter
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>>77656882
>play Swansea just as they agree to sell siggy
lmao what a total fuck up. Siggy is United kryptonite
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liverpool don't even need coutinho lol we just got him on the books for fun.

gunna sell him to the highest bidder for a cool 200 mil then get some top line striker after we qualify for the CL group stage
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Some shitter team will send manure's unbeatables fantasy crashing back to reality

remember when newcastle meme'd chelsea a week after the invincibles talk started happening, lmao

plus, manure have no real team heart required for an invincibles run - too many merc's
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>>77656901
T-Thanks
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>>77656839
Obesity is not type of injury.
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>>77656930
that's not how syllables work
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>>77656894
United. By the same method
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>>77656894
its between United and Spurs looking at the fixtures
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lads are soccerlord jerseys any good this season?
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>90% of footballers are shit and a disappointment
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>>77656858
It's okay he'll soon find his home like all spanish strikers in the EPLEL
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Will "britbong" still be relevant when Big Ben is silenced?
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>>77656979
Only if the Big Ben inside your heart is silenced <3
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>>77656963
>buying jerseys as an adult
don't do this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CorEro3ejFo

What did they mean by this?
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>>77657000
>state of Lingard
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>>77656994
wh-who said im an adult?
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>>77656994
I buy jerseys for kickabout with the lads.
>not buying old legacy jerseys from the sport shop for cheap and using them to work out/kickabout.
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>>77657000
der fuehrer rolls in his grave
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>>77657012
i can graciously give you a pass for classic ones
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>>77657000
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>stoke have more cl winners (5) than any other prem club
lol
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>>77657030
got this classic spurs one recently. only footy shirt i've ever liked enough to wear desu
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>>77657053
Was a decent strike, I'll give them that
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>>77656854
Let's be honest here, no one saw the 4-1 trashing coming.
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>>77657067
>but combined Fletcher, Shaq, Afellay, Jese & Bojan have played 1 min in finals.
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>>77656914
>we

>>77656858
jesus navas tier of homesick
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>everton have had a great transfer window

how many fucking times have we seen a team horde a lot of players after selling their best player and gone out to be successful?

NONE.
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>>77657000
Lingard seriously needs to fuck off. Fucking Obertan-tier. Fucking Bebe-tier. Fucking Liam Miller-tier.
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>>77657106
that fact its going to relegate swansea makes it a great window for me
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>40mil for Drinkwater
lmao
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>mfw Gylfi and Wazza do the business on Monday night
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>>77656574
>>77657120
OBSESSED
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>>77657115
we've conceded 2 goals in the last 6 PL games you fucking idiot, one of them was a dive.

you literally know nothing about anything, we're becoming the modern Tony Pullis team now which will always get 8th-12th.
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>>77657127
uhm obsessed what sweetie?
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You now remember Sevilla is good meme
https://twitter.com/Filbert_Street/status/897516085536227328
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Klopp is becoming REALLY passive aggressive in interviews and press conferences.
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>The state of this cringe OP

Just post the BBC rumours ffs
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>>77657106
How many times have we seen you horde all the pies you fat fuck?

Yeah every time.
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Can the newfags stop responding to the overweight fellow thank you
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>>77656711
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>>77657069
Going in raw, idc
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I need a wank lads
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>>77657202
i was thinking the same until ive just done a hot sloppy poo and now im not feeling it
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ah yes.../trans/
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>>77657106
SEETHING
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>>77657226
who is she?
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>>77656711
>could have had Mounie
>bought this clown instead

Interesting strategy desu.
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I love ass
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>>77656839
Recover soon bbi
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gonna wank one out to some VR tranny porn brb
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>Villa
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>>77656663
It's because /sp/ pretend that they are /ourclub/ when they are utterly mediocre.
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>>77657262
Are you mentally ill lad.
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Koeman confirmed Sigurdsson medical finished without any problems
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Coutinho told Klopp he will never play for Liverpool again.
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>>77657290
liverpool would be dumb to believe him
he'll come round when he remembers its a world cup year
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Imagine one of the top clubs in the world comes calling for you but you're being held captive by a cult created by 96 scousers
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woop
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>>77657290
Don't think that's a conversation you were supposed to be listening in on desu.
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>>77657290
shouldn't have signed a fresh contract less than 12 months ago then
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>>77657293
According to the quote I got, he said even if it costs him his world cup spot.
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the matic talk is the only reason ox hasn't moved to chelsea.. the whole 'why would they sell to a direct rival' thing
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Most handsome and intelligent signing goes to Everton
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>>77657290
>>77657304
Does anyone know how reliable Mundo Deportivo is?
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>>77657300
They probably gave him the old, 'We'll let you go nest season, just sign this extension so we get more money'.
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>>77657311
all spanish papers are shit
their radio shows are the reliable ones
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>>77656836
>Felloni play above Pogba
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>>77657310
Everton signed Marchisio?
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>>77657333
italians have too much arab and moor blood to be considered beautiful
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>>77657310
Funes Mori has already been there for a while m8
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I hope united buy rose just to fuck with chelsea and conte again.
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>>77656711
>Gayle, Joselu, Ayoze, Mitrovic, Murphy

They'll get about 15 goals between them.
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>>77657368
His brother is the handsome twin
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>>77657399
they look literally the same
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>>77657399
>>77657408
Neverton has the patrician fetish
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Hello, any word of literally any player but Drinkwater to Chelsea? Literally any other player?
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>>77656547
>See that, Danny? Three new players. Satisfied? Danny?
No, because he probably had to Google all three the thick fuck.
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>>77657408
exactly
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>Hull City striker Abel Hernandez has been told he'll be out for eight months

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>77657508
More like Disabel Hernandez
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>>77657437
Newcastle fan here, you can have Jack Colback
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>>77657514
noice
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>>77657508
>ywn be paid millions to sit on your arse
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going to the chippy lads anyone want anything?
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>>77657550
gf
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>>77657550

tin of lilt and a bag of scraps. and a gf.
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>>77657550
is it a Northern Chippy or an absolute pile of shit Southern Chippy that wont even do gravy?
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Matuidi to Juve
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when are milan signing gonde
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>>77657624
Late September
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>>77657606

Liverpool chippy mate
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>>77657606

>tfw go to Liverpool or Manchester and what is nominally a Fish & Chip shop sells kebabs or Indian and Chinese dishes as well

Even in the North they can't do it fucking right. Disgusting.
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>>77657508
>you now remember when he was a hyped wonderkid for palermo
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What is /trans/ listening to?
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Everton will win the league

Check em
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>>77657694
my roommate having sex
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>>77657696
i assume not what you were going for but nice
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>>77657696
the best of the rest league i.e. 7th?
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>>77657694
my roommate crying whilst I shag his sister
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>>77657709
>Livershit defending and without Poopinho
>Spurs at Wembley

No.
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>>77657694
On the bus atm lid...
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>>77657718
their defending isn't any worse than the team that came 4th and mane will still carry their attack

a few more losses at home takes them out of the title race not the top 6
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>>77657725

>bus
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>>77656561
I like this meme. McConaughey is so sweet
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Why won't players take our money? Don't they know it's our year?
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>>77657804

old Beatles cassette tapes aren't money
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>>77657804
Unused window frames aren't money
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>>77657804
Dust that's accumulating in the trophy case that's designated for the PL trophy isn't money
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Gylfi Siggurdsson moved on?
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>>77657694
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>>77656725
I often thought that, but then it became such commonplace to have them that no one will care.
It's like when people started to racemix and it was rightly frowned upon. But then people went full goy and it became so common that if you DON'T flush your genes down the toilet YOU'RE the one who's frowned upon.
What a very sad upside down world. And they said no harm would come from giving women rights.
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>giving everton a monday night game when they have to go to croatia on the thursday
very rude of sky
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>>77657248
MOTM
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>>77657987
Uh, excuse me this is alt-trans not alt-right la.
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>>77658004
its not Sky
fuck the FA
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>>77658015
People are still pushing the (((alt-right))) meme? Interesting.
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>>77658016
mm dont think so
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>>77658047
it happened non stop last season. It is the FA being absolute cunts.
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>>77658016
Reminder that there are people who think that Sky and BT customers helped fund Neymar's transfer
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>>77658039
It's just this >>77657987 guy I think, everyone else seems to have moved on.

>>77658047
It is nearly always the fault of the FA.
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>>77658062
how?
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>>77656783
>Colback if he stays fit
Well if Wilshere stays fit he's great but he never does, so in a perfect world where they never get injured, Wilshere is superior.

>>77658076
Basically mental cases were saying that the 'insane transfer fee' for Neymar is and was only possible because people pay for Sky and BT sports packages. As in that we're somehow funding that shit and it won't stop unless we refuse to pay for it. Something about TV deals and so on. Completely ignoring this was a loophole system and if FIFA/UEFA had any balls they'd close it (doubtful though).
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>sat still, not even moving
>headphones stop working in one ear
fuck's sake lads
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>Krueger: "Virgil is not for sale in this window & it's not personal. It's not about him, it's about an overall much, much bigger picture"
>Krueger: "It's the principle, path & statement we need to make to get to a new space as a club. We're adamant about carrying this through"

>liverlel
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>>77658112
>It's the principle, path & statement we need to make to get to a new space as a club. We're adamant about carrying this through
basically the principle is a huge middle finger to Liverpool
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Gotta love world cup year, clubs can prevent their player leave no matter what
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>Report Claims Philippe Coutinho Has Informed Liverpool He Will Not Play for the Club Again
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>>77658206
absolute state of brazilians this summer
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>>77658158
Why?
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Hello is this the reddit thread where we talk about who we should filter?
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>>77658206
>tfw no skrtel, agger, or carra to give him a going away injury in training
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there should be a midweek motd where they've had more time to do decent analysis
monday is still too soon
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>>77658248
Who would be interested in that.
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>>77658258
everyone
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Answer my question, or you simply just don't know the answer?
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>>77658268
Can't see it desu.
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>>77658248
>decent analysis of premier league clubs 7th~20th who played 0-0 or got more lucky than the other club on a random set piece play.

no thanks
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See I told you, customers have no interest in decent analysis.
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>>77658275
>>77658221
Not him, but clubs can essentially blackmail their players by going "You're staying and if you refuse to play, good luck getting a place in the world club squad". That's what Coutinho is doing. That's why Wenger knows it's better for Sanchez to play because Sanchez will want to rape it up to make sure he's in the starting line-up. So it's essentially the 'fuck you' tactic, except they're two different players. Sanchez wants to play regardless of who he's playing for and he usually tries, he's got nothing to gain by REEEEing and everything to gain by staying. He won't be called a merc, he'll be called loyal, he'll get his bonus and he gets into world cup squad. Coutinho? Claims abound he's been bugged to do it by his agent and the agent actually sent the email in the first place asking for a transfer. So Klopp, if he was vindictive and mental (protip; he is) will just dump Coutinho in the reserves and not play him, making Coutinho fall behind other Brazilian players. Since he won't be playing the World Cup if he doesn't play, that fucks him up for another 4 years. You only get a few World Cups in your career.
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>>77658221
They won't get called to NT if they starting played badly because club didn't allowed them to leave
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>>77658322
i would have started the little runt in the CL match to lock him into the squad and then benched him for the rest of the season
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>>77658343
How would you have done that when he's refusing to play?
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>>77658343
The qualification squad gets wiped once you qualify, so they'd need to qualify then play a CL game and by then the window is over (you can fuck a Jan transfer though). But the main problem? He's refusing to play (apparently) so you can't physically make him play.
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>>77658322
it doesn't really matter for sanchez
he's guaranteed starter for chile and he's so autistic about playing he wouldn't want to sit out anyway
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>>77657638
Salt and pepper chicken and some siu mais then chief
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>>77658370
Not if he doesn't play a single game.
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>>77658398
Arse will most likely need him when shit hits the fan
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>>77658398
if he doesn't play a single game he can legally terminate his contract
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>Sky sources: @ManCity interested in signing @WBA defender Jonny Evans. #SSN
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>>77657694
prog shit
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>>77658432
I mean a single relevant senior game. Coutinho is gonna be bumped to reserves, that's what I mean with Sanchez.

>>77658407
Oh for sure. Honestly I want to see Sanchez with Lacazzete to pass too. Real shame that Wonga didn't sign Martins.
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how do we fix United?
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>>77658463

>plays fifa once
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>>77658463
perisic aint coming la
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>>77658463
less blacks
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>>77658442
They must've signed sanchez or mbappe then if they're going for a cheap cb
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>>77658486
why would west brom sell for cheap?
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Buffon
de shit - ? - Chieillini - Alex Sandro
Khedira - Pjanic - Matuidi
Dybala - Mandzukic
Higuain

another scudetto confirmed
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>>77658498
because he's old and shite
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>>77658502
the older they are the better for pulis
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>>77658499
Between Buyern and Jj, I wonder which team is more bored of winning their league
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>>77658514
Juve had with Roma and Napoli some team that at least tried to get to the top
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>>77657760
underrated post
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>>77658514
Jj, they're used to more competition but its business as usual for Buyern
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>>77658463

What's to fix?

>LB
Shaw is coming back and Darmian can play there as well. Blind is ok, but not great.

>RW
Perisic isn't coming. But Martial, Mata and Lingard are all good enough to win the league in that position

When we play 4-3-3 we have this:

Rashford-Lukaku-Mhhitaryan
Pogba-Matic-Herera
Shaw-Bailly-Lindlof-Valencia

When we sort out a winger (Bale maybe) and a LB (Rose maybe) united have everything they need to win for years.
>>
gaynaldo whinging about being persecuted again
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>>77658531
It's G
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>>77658552
>Lingard
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>>77658463
Martial needs to start
#freemartial
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Unstoppable
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>>77658579

Die Hard customer here.

Martial shouldn't start. He's talented but lazy as fuck. Jose knows this and is doing the right thing. Work hard or sit on the bench. It's up to Martial to prove himself.

He's great as an impact sub right now.
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>>77658552
>Mata
why doesn't Mourinho rate him?
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Don't do it Jonny. You should never have been sold. Fucking Van Gaal.
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>>77657290
Send his fucking ass to Barca already. They were ready to pay 137m for his over-rated macaco face it's worth it.
>>
>>77658579
>>77658593
Rashford gives 100% every game, and realistically isn't far off in skill compared to Martial. that is enough of a reason to play Rashford over Martial
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>>77658596
He does. Just for specific games. Mata is a genuinely good finisher and will play virtually all of the games at OT versus teams outside of the top 6 because of his creativity and ability to take a chance. But in big games (or away games) Mou likes a midfield 3 and runners on the wings, so Mata usually loses out.
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Swansea are the best
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Levy please sign Denis Suarez
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>>77658499
Where does Fellaini fit into this?
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>>77658596

he does. he started on opening day.

I think Jose see's him as a great all-round consistent player. He can play as a 10 or on the wing. He's creative and works hard. But others can do certain position specific things better.

Mata is a squad player now. Not a game changer.
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>>77658638
tactical sub for Dybala
>>
Is Southampton the ultimate ABLiver club?
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>>77658638

he'll subs on in the 65th min and get a straight red in the 73rd.
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>>77658646
Dybala will be a tactical sub for Fellaini
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Swansea are keeping Gylfi since he failed his medical
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>>77658609

rashford is better defensively. as I said, martial is lazy and doesn't track back and support his full backs. that's why he doesn't start.
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>>77658583
It always sucks for me doing this as some players are still playing and the players when they were in the PL weren't as good as they were now so you're assuming they stayed.

Personally I'd put Bergkamp instead of Cantona.
>>
>>77658583
>ronaldo as wing back
>>
You now remember Saido Berahino
>>
You now remember Leroy Sahne
>>
>>77658654
i doubt they give a shit about afc liverpool desu
>>
You now remember Linvoy Primus
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>>77658654
no they've been cucked many a time
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@77658662:
No he hasn't.

Pic related is you. You're currently at the blue stage.
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>>77657508
When was the last season without a long-term injury very early on in the campaign?

Seems like it's happening every season now.
>>
>>77658499
>mandzushit
lmao
>>
a-a-any cheldea t-transfers y-yet l-lads?
>>
>>77658755
better than Douglas Costa, Bernardeschi and certainly superior to Cacadrado
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>>77658772
consumebeverage for 40m
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>>77658790
um no sweetie
did you watch sundays match ffs
costa shat on mandzukic and cuadrado
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>>77658803
yes he may do that for the first half season but then he will disappear
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>>77658794
very good he is definitely as good as matic
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>>77658499
>old ass Buffon
>de shittio
>old ass Chiellini and Barzagli
>busted and forever injured Khedira and Matuidi
>Mandzushit
>a future star of my 600 pound life

Europa League qualifiers at best
>>
>Three wins from three for Cardiff
>top of the league

Is Colin wanker /doing it/ lads?
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>>77658861
explain this meme!
>>
>>77658861
>Is Colin wanker /doing it/ lads?
if 'doing it' means getting promoted and then being out of his depth in the premier league the answer is yes
>>77658725
easily one of the best names in football
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>>77658867
nvm i get it
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>>77658883
>>77658861
Post yfw Swansea are relegated and Cardiff are promoted.
>>
Can Ipswich Town be my club? I miss Mick being in the premier league.
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>>77658941
Yes
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>>77658941
If you like them, support them. Makes a change from picking a generic top 4 customer club.
>>
>>77658941
Just be aware that they're only playing well because all of Mick's favourite shite players are injured.
>>
>>77658941
Our guy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo5qX1Yr-hQ
>>
>>77659054
What managers do you like?
>>
>>77659054
trans is a pro jewish general please leave
>>
http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/jonny-evans.329986/

This is a fun thread to read
>>
i'd be more fearful if we lost Mawson than Siggy 2bh

he's the next big thing btw.
>>
>>77658662
>The 27-year old passed a medical at the club earlier on Wednesday, manager Ronald Koeman told a news conference.

lmao
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>>77658772
Yet? You've signed plenty, Spurs have signed NOBODY.
>>
>>77658912
GIVE ME SAUCE FAGGOT
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>>77657694
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>>77659130
Boku Dake No Hentai Kanojo, episode 1.

>>77659104
This is damage control of the highest order. Your gimmick to pretending to be a Swansea fan is admirable but fucking disgusting.
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>when mignolel is the only reason you win
elite keeper or dogshit squad?
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>>77659054
>>
>>77659054

this guy >>77659070 is right, /trans/ is pro israel, we established this long ago

also

>flag
>topic
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>#MCFC have £18m Jonny Evans bid rejected by West Brom
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opinions
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>>77659194
Where the fuck is Brian Deane?
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>>77658772
Hazard and Bakayoko are training now la
They'll be like new signings when they're fit
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>>77659186
If they replace mangala with evans city have 2 HG spots

So they're confident about signing 2 foreign players and need the squad spots for them

wonder who
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>>77659194
Too English 4 me
>>
>>77659194
way too much bong
>>
>>77659219

Ox and Drinky
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>>77659194
No Pulisic?
>>
why is the top 6 so plastic today compared to the united-arsenal rivalry back when
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I wanted Bergkamp instead of Zola but couldn't do it.
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>>77659259
Are you going to finish that?
>>
>>77659259
>>77659259
>when
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>>77659259
Because it was literally just those two and it required actual thought to find quality players. Now? Now you have Chelsea and City buying the Flavour of the Season players and while United can compete, Arsenal can't. Chelsea and City weren't relevant until they got their money, they just weren't. United, Arsenal and Liverpool were the relevant teams. Now it's United, Chelsea and City.
>>
Bild are saying Toljan to Dortmund is done for €5m
>>
>>77659422
if he was called jez tomlin, he would cost £30m
>>
>>77658941
Yes, we're open to new customers. Won the still in the championship trophy going on some 15 years in a row now too so you'll always have something to celebrate.
>>
Klopp get De Vrij or just let Sakho play again
>>
>season started
>we're already ded
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>Man City have bid for Jonny Evans
please tell them to stick it up their arse, Jonny
>>
Do people not realise Matuidi is a fucking shite?
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>>77659563
Neymar actually happened, there's nothing else worth discussing after that
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The Premier League Show returns tonight.

Reminder that it is produced by Goalhanger Films and that is owned by Gary Lineker, so Gary gets paid for it being on the air on top of his annual salary, and he also gets paid extra for appearing on it - so make sure you watch it to keep it on the air.
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>>77659644
your pic is frustrating me.
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>>77659644
I still see dem titties, your trick failed
>>
>city have actually made two bids for evans
lol
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>>77659624
lul
>>
Why did United get rid of Jonny Evans again.
>>
>>77659684
>van laal
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>>77659671
>filename

>>77659640
We could laugh at Chelsea again
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>>77659669
>1626 pages
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>>77659684
horny football
>>
I'm cramped up, lads
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>>77659624
Boy this story seems fresh and new
>>
*carves*
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why hasn't Neverton announced Sigurdsson lol did he change his mind
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>>77659121
spurs are not a big club though
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>>77659730
Legal shit probably
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*carves out of retirement*
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>>77659722
>what are the books
>>
>>77659769
shit that stopped being relevant 2 seasons ago? This shits just stealing from WoW more than the books.
>>
>>77659764
thanks for getting my hopes up cunt. just checked the news and nothing.
>>
>>77659769
>foetal alcohol syndrome
>>
>>77659769
>state of the 5head
>>
Isco to chelsea confirmed
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*signs swansea's death certificate*
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>>77659776
>a game of thrones 1996
>Lich king 2008
umm
>>
>>77659866
Give (N)Everton a cup already.
>>
>>77659862
Don't make me filter you...
>>
what game are you lads watching?
>>
>>77659866
How much will Swansea inevitably buy him back for next season?
>>
>>77659898
doubt it, poop and kloop desperately need trophies
>>
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They're coming back and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>77659932
the game of thrones
>>
>>77659949
why would join a non-league club?
>>
>>77659932
Norwich - Qpr
>>
>>77659932
Tinder Simulator 2017
>>
>>77659747
Who said anything bout how relevant they were? LMAO.
>>
>>77659932
napoli - nice until it bores me then ill go to bed
>>
Any /nice/ lads around?
>>
>>77659974
I matched with an 18yo gymnast today, meeting her next week
>>
>>77659902
>he hasn't filtered Scandinavia
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>>77659866
Realistically Everton could win the league
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>>77660002
here
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>>77659866
the Swansea yank fan and me honestly thought he'd stay
>>
>"nice"
>>
>french goalkeeping
>>
>>77660004
Fuck you la
>>
which one of you is this
http://www.fotbolti.net/news/16-08-2017/vinnum-deildina-og-meistaradeildina-eftir-kaupin-a-gylfa

>realistically
>>
>>77659932
None 2bh. Listening to tunes and then off to bed to read.
>>
>>77660046
be happy for me Diederik-Jan
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>None 2bh. Listening to tunes and then off to bed to read
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>Liverpool handed £36.3m asking price for Nice midfielder Jean Michael Seri after failing to land Naby Keita

Spurs and Arse should fucking go for it.
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>>77659932
r9k
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>>77660098
I want to, but I'm bitter about the girl I was dating fucking another guy
>>
>>77660116
I know a guy who knows a guy
>>
>>77660099
..did you just make fun of someone for reading?
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>>77656836
hoof ball merchants
>big sam's dream team
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>>77660141
yeh
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>>77660145
500 gorillion pounds and fellaini is still United's most important player
>>
>>77660136
Don't we all
>>
>>77658444
its irrelevant for sanchez, even if he doesnt play single game he'll still start for Chile
>>
>sheffield's """big""" club
>>
>>77660153
I unironically think this
>>
50m for Sigurdsson?
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>>77660162
>>
why is audio not working on any sky sports news stream?
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>>77660172
everton are desperate to set the record for most spent without changing where they finish
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>>77660172
I wish we got that for him
>>
how did these guys knock out ajax though
>>
wish Rogic would move to a good league
>>
>50m for the poor mans de bruyne

good or bad deal?
>>
>>77656561
Kek. Why is he blackfaced doe?
>>
Just saw Denis Suarez in Walthamstow lads!!
>>
>>77660336
Just a shit Gary Hooper
>>
>>77660359
FaceApp, I guess.
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>leighton baines
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>>77660388
>£30m for a mediocre city reject
strewth
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?
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>>77660462
60% complete
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>>77660415
cant believe sad bastards got it removed within a day
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>>77660462
Forcing a shit day 1 meme image cause you're too lazy to make any new ones? howl l i n g.
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>Drinkwater has the same price tag as Matic
>>
>>77660525
the Dutch anon accounts for 40% of /trans/ GDP
>>
Guys remember the autistic slovak always posting about how pogba is just a dabbing sigurdsson with his squawka stats?

He just went for 50 million pounds.

That and his JJ wants Fellaini the Manchester United benchwarming specialist.
>>
>>77660552
I didn't belittle his contribution, only he's dragging up old content because he isn't making new stuff.
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>>77660550
>replacing Matic with a United reject

Oh the irony.
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>>77660550
>Drinkwater is worth £10m more than Kante
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>>77660563
that guy offed himself lad
>>
>>77660563
Call me when Fellaini actually goes, knob.

>>77660588
You mean he's turned off his proxy.
>>
>>77660580
this guy is made of MREs
>>
>>77660564
I'm happy you remembered at least
>>
He might be ugly, but at least he can dress well.
>>
>>77660604
He really wants to make me try some old ciggies more than anything. I wish Camel was still sold in the UK though.
>>
>>77660652
I am only mean to push you to your potential.
>>
>>77660604
Nice. Ok.
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>>77660664
>Smoking
>>
>>77660664
You need pre firesafe cigarettes. It's the shit they put in them to stop them from lighting bins on fire that makes them taste awful.
>>
honeyman rekking the championship
>>
>>77660704
>>77660664
Fun fact, tobacco companies add extra nicotine to cigs in order to make you more addicted. The USA is considering banning the practice in their companies but that's being crushed by pure weight of Jew lawyers.
>>
I think you mean he's turned it on.
>>
>>77660668
And to say I haven't made any new stuff would be pretty insulting to all the tribute's I've made to 190kg
>>
>>77660741
That doesn't count because most people provide the pictures, all you do is use a program to cut his face onto it. Smfhf.
>>
>>77658443
>Winamp
>Prog
What year is this?
>>
>>77660682
100% of non-smoker die.

Stop being a ponce

>>77660735
They're already limited to 1mg of nicotine in Europe.
>>
>>77660760
More work than turning a bunch of pictures into a mosaic/rebus
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smoking is great. the health negatives are way overblown. i think eating unhealthy foods does more damage than 5 or 6 fags a day
>>
>>77660822
>broscience

That's the way to go, scientists can't possibly know better than me!
>>
>>77660815
lil gylfi means business
>>
>>77660826
Hitler also said smoking is bad.

Are you a fucking nazi, cunt?
>>
>>77660815
he'll be back with the Swans for 20 mil next season
>>
>>77660826
its not that scientists don't know it's that there is far more pressure to understate the impact of unhealthy foods compared to smoking.
>>
Smoking is GOAT if you dont plan on living past 60 anyway, which I don't.
>>
>>77660857
Hitler said a lot of things, can't possibly be wrong about everything just because he enjoyed baked goods.
>>
>>77660879
Just do whatever the fuck you like, just don't try to justify it like a mong.
>>
>>77660897
haha chill out mate im only shitposting

did smoking kill your dad or something lol
>>
>You now remember Gaimero to Spurs
>>
>>77660882
only smoke zoots
>>
>>77660910
nah I just like shitposting too
>>
>>77660913
>you now remember joao moutinho to spurs
>>
>>77660815
>Club photoshops their old kit on a childhood picture of a player they've just signed

Fucking love this meem
>>
>>77660785
Yes they do die mate, but the chances of them dying slowly as they suffocate to death in a country that no longer 'helps' people off to their maker and instead let them die over 2 weeks is much reduced if they don't smoke or live with smokers.

This isn't a case of being a 'ponce' but a case of there being no chemical benefit for smoking cigarettes. At best, BEST, it's a vasoconstrictor and a appetite suppressant. But compared to weed? It's completely pointless. Seriously, I've written papers on it, I have photos from my job as medical photographer of the inside of lungs and I've listened to people who are pleading with me through gasping breaths to help them breath AND THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO.

You fucking cretin. Go ahead, I'm sure your grandma smoked 60 a day from 12 to 90 and she died when she got hit by a car, but you're rolling a dice, end of. Why should I care if a complete melt like yourself wants to kill himself in a horrible way, no skin off my nose.

>>77660948
Really? I don't remember him ever going to Spurs.
>>
>>77660921
haha righty-o
*blows smoke in your face*
>>
I've smoked weed with my friends for about 3 years. Never ONCE have I got the feeling that I'm high. It can't be fake weed or anything because I can see them getting high as fuck. Even when I take massive bong hits, I feel nothing. I don't get it.
>>
>>77660964
>Really? I don't remember him ever going to Spurs.
Oh you.

I meant the rumour. Went into overdrive just before he left Porto.
>>
>You now remember Juan Foyth
>>
>>77660964
Where's this pasta from? Reddit?
>>
>>77660989
you most likely have very few to no cannabinoid receptors, not that uncommon desu
>>
>>77660983
*teleports behind you*
>>
>>77660989
wow sucks to be you
>>
>>77660964
You might know a lot about science, but you don't the taste of a cigarette in the morning
>>
DYBALA TO BARCELONA WHEN

WHY ISN'T HE BEGGING FOR A TRANSFER TO BARCELONA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>
>>77660989
i've only felt something on like one occasion desu
>>
>>77660989
Smoke more
>>
>footy
>beer
>leftover meatloaf

pretty comfy evening tbqh
>>
>>77661071
The first fag of the day is the worst. Best time to smoke is after a filling meal.
>>
>>77661114
equally good imo, a smoke while taking a hot bath is always nice as well
>>
>>77659152
Good taste son
>>
ayyy lmao nice btfo
>>
>>77661142
One with a nice cup of coffee is ultra comfy.
Can't go wrong with a Benson and Hedges and a smooth cup of coffee.
>>
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When will Swansea sign someone help
>>
>>77661246
mm I'd like one now but it's a bit late for coffee
think I have some nesquik though, no shame
>>
this thread is so fucking dead

/trans/ used to be good once
>>
>poo pee arse
Where's that dumb cunt who said they were going back up?
>>
>>77661399
Swansea are so fucked. Manchester City want 15 million for Bony now and Chadli for 25 LOL
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>>77661410
>15m for Boner

lel if >we got that i'd consider it a minor victory
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piss off you fat cunt, it'll drastically improve the thread
>>
>>77661404
Who?
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>>77661472
QPR
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>>77661404
imagine believing that a team managed by ian holloway could win promotion to the premier league (blackpool was a fluke and doesn't count)
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I fancy a Rolo yoghurt
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>Diego Costa could face legal action from Chelsea if he doesn't return for training. @Matt_Law_DT reports
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>not getting van dijk
>not getting keita
>coutinho about to be sold

everything looked so good for liverpool before the transfer window opened

what went wrong?
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>>77661609
>forgetting Crystal Palace
Holloway then had the worst transfer window by any PL manager ever so he made up for that.
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>>77662571
same as every year. They always are rumored to be in on a bunch of randoms but the truth is they just don't have the money to compete with the big dogs.
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where the fuck is everyone?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
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>>77661410
why would Man City want Chadli for 25m

idiot
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>>77660656
>dresses like what an autistic kid thinks a rapper dresses like
>well
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>>77658579
There are 6 non-defense spots on United.

Matic
Pogba
Lukaku

Will always play.
That means, 3 of Herrera, Rashford, Mkhitaryan, Mata, Martial will play. No matter who doesn't play, people will complain that this player is not playing.
And there is still Lingard.

That's why I'm surprised United wants to buy Perisic. They are already stacked.
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>>77656751
Would /sp/ a Miche?
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>>77663052

this is current in form United as it should be. Blind is too slow and makes too many mistakes but they really don't have anyone else right now. They do need a winger but Rashford has shown some nice crosses
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>>77663252
and this is why they won't win the title
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>>77663252
I imagine that against strong teams, they play Herrera and drop one of Martial, Mkhitaryan and Rashford.

>>77663431
Why?
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United will win the title. Didn't you read the BBC article? They THRASHED the team and they HUMILIATED them. Based United. Lukaku repaid his fee ten fold.
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>>77663487
I know you are trolling, but it is impossible to know who will win the EPL. This is not the Bundesliga or Serie A.
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>>77663431

they have 5 players up front that can score, one of the best midfields in the world, a decent defense despite no big names and a world class keeper. CL champs at the least
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>>77663521
I'm not trolling though. They will win it. They have a proven goalscorer now and their defence is good. Who's gonna challenge? City maybe.
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>>77663557
City have spend a lot and they have Pep.
Chelsea was last year's champion.
Tottenham if they keep their players will be a stable team.
Arsenal has just bought Lacazette who was the missing piece
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>>77663623
>City
Didn't win anything last year and I seriously doubt they will this time, but they're most likely to challenge with United

>Chelsea
And they're already collapsing, they had no Europa League games last year let alone Champions League and their depth is a problem. I don't see them challenging.

>Spurs
And they're 100% reliant on Kane, who gets injured (like last year) and they end up losing or drawing.

>Arsenal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77660989
edibles
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>>77663670
>Didn't win anything last year and I seriously doubt they will this time, but they're most likely to challenge with United
United finished 6th last year. Also, they have strengthened and Pep is a good league manager.

>And they're already collapsing, they had no Europa League games last year let alone Champions League and their depth is a problem. I don't see them challenging.
Abramovich will likely spend a lot the next few weeks

>And they're 100% reliant on Kane, who gets injured (like last year) and they end up losing or drawing.
They have a solid defense and they are together longer than the others.

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They always needed a good CF. And now they got him.
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>>77663483
>Rashford
>Blind
>Jones
Three reasons right there
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>>77663759
Rashford, shitty finishing aside, is a good player.

Also, why do people underrate Jones so much? He seems to be a solid CB. And by the time Rojo comes back, Rojo will likely be the starter.
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>>77663800
>why do people underrate Jones so much?
meme faces
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>>77663757
United also won three trophies and their main problem was scoring goals when Ibra was injured. They now have Lukaku so that's fix.

I don't see Chelsea spending, I do see Conte being fired.

And while their defence is good they're still reliant on Kane; they have no new strikers to fill in if he's injured. When he got injured last year they drew like 5 of their next 7 games.

Arsenal are never going to do anything without remaining 100% injury free AND playing to their potential. They either play to their potential and have injuries, or they have no injuries and don't play to their potential. They did well to win that game and yes they had 2 LB's in CB along an U21CB but Kosc is still banned for one game. Gabriel, Mert and Mustafi are going to be injured for a few more weeks/months. The rest are crap.
Mouyes is willing to play anti-football to win and he'll do it with United and Lukaku is the perfect player to do it with. If I was Mouyes I'd buy Ibra on a one year contract. Lukaku and Ibra up front is the ultimate meme forward partnership.
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>>77663862
They didn't score enough goals when he was fit you tit
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>>77663862
Apparently, Chelsea wants to buy Rose, Roberto, Drinkwater and Ox. That's four players.
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>>77663954
Yeah but it was even worse when he was injured.

>>77663962
Yeah and United are buying Bale and Arsenal are buying Lemar and Carvalho and Liverpool are buying Seri and Keita. It means nothing until he's a confirmed player. What did you say to me? Chelsea will challenge because they won last year? Well guess who agrees with that? Abramovich who is going to be thinking "I've given them over £100m already this window to strengthen, on top of the £40m they got from selling Matic to our rivals, if they won it last year why can't they win it again with the improves I've given them?".

So it's a bit of a problem desu.
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>>77656575
All my /co/ follows are just non-stop political shit.
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>>77664056
>/co/
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>>77664038
>"I've given them over £100m already this window to strengthen, on top of the £40m they got from selling Matic to our rivals, if they won it last year why can't they win it again with the improves I've given them?".
Well, he is right.
How much did Real Madrid spend this season?
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asensio to liverpool lads
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>>77663557
1. Spurs
2. Arsenal
3. United
4. City
5. Chelsea
6. Everton
7. Southampton
8. Liverpool

Shows how stupid it is trying to pick this shit after one round.
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>>77664056
Aren't American Comics completely dominated by left-wing politics?
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>>77664153
But he isn't right because he doesn't realise that they have no depth and didn't have at least 6 more games to play. 7 if you include the Community Shield.
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>>77664189
This is the worst bait I've ever seen an Aussie post.
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>>77664092
Yeah man. I need Superman in my life.
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>>77664194
They won 2 of the 3 last EPLs and they spent almost as much as United. With the difference that United is already done in the transfer market and they aren't.
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>>77664193
Some yes, others no. Marvel is really dominated by that stuff right now. Iron man is a black teenage genius girl, hulk is asian, male thor is unworthy so it's now a female, captain america is black (the white one is literally a nazi now), spiderman is black. etc. I don't read Marvel.

DC haven't really done that at all and the overall quality has been far higher anyway. Whilst they did race swap my favourite character (Flash) a few years back, they undid it last year and wrote an apology letter.
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>>77664222
I wasn't baiting. There is simply nothing to go off except that Chelsea are a bit shaky and assuming Coutinho goes Liverpool could be in trouble. That's really the only adjustments I made on last year.
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>>77664342
>spurs
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>Ex-Premier League footballer Peter Beagrie has been sacked as a Sky Sports pundit after being convicted of an assault on his partner.

>The 51-year-old ex-Everton, Manchester City and Bradford City winger punched Zarah Blake while angry and drunk, his trial heard. Beagrie, of Killinghall, North Yorkshire, was sentenced to a 12-month community order on Tuesday. He said he intended to appeal against his conviction.

I was wondering if he'd ever fuck off.
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So which one is the good podcast?
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>>77664667
literally who
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>>77664663
Came 2nd last year, seem to have hit the ground running and the only team that beat them is looking rough.
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>>77660704
Where can i find those
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>>77664707
OneFootball podcast
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United did two very smart things this window: sign Lukaku and dump Rppney

But until they get rid of the Moroccan they'll never win the league.
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Ireland is very interesting

https://twitter.com/avalanchetwitch/status/871259636736954368

What is this? Can't stop watching. Drunk rn but wew this is fucking awesome all around. Carry on with your trans lads.
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>>77667174
>tfw no m8s
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>Manchester City have made a £60m bid for Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, with Real Madrid also interested in the 28-year-old Chilean. (Don Balon, via Daily Star)

IT NEVER ENDS. HOW LONG ARE THEY GONNA KEEP DRAGGING THIS OUT?
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>Arsenal have already rejected a £45m bid from City for Sanchez, according to the player's agent Fernando Felicevich. (El Mercurio, via Daily Express)

LMAO. This must be bullshit.
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> Arsene Wenger admits Arsenal could sell Sanchez and Oxlade-Chamberlain this summer

Wow!?!?!? What did he say? Did he confirm meetings between the players? Did he admit he was in the process of selling them? What amazing information could have warranted such a title?

>But asked if he could a 100 per cent assurance that Sanchez, Oxlade-Chamberlain and even Mesut Ozil would still be at the Emirates beyond August 31, Wenger replied: “One hundred per cent never exists in our job.”

The media is a big fucking joke. 100%'s don't exist in a lot of fucking things and 100%'s are usually subject to criteria. So admitting that you cannot be 100% sure on something is 'admitting they could be sold'. Fucking what? This is shit a 10 year old could understand. Every time I look up transfer it's about FUCKING Sanchez.
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>>77668858
it seems pretty likely to me that sanchez is going
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>>77668871
Then fucking hurry it up jesus fucking christ. We've had everything from 'Wonga will sell to City for £80m and £60m to non-PL club' to 'City have made £45m bid'. How much cheek does City have making a £45m bid for one of the best players in the league when he paid £50m for fucking Stones? The 'one season left' argument is irrelevant as Sanchez is vastly better than Stones. If Arse got offered £80m I say take it, £70m and addons at a push. Anything else they should just say 'no'.

at this moment I want him to fuck off so we can stop hearing bout Arse and him. There's never any good news about MY team, no, we just have more total bollocks about Shitchez.
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>>77657694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGGKZxZlGQ
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