/hoc/

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kiwis not allowed

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Canes

/hoc/ on pooicide watch

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Hello I am here

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tell me why i should support your team

>>77656122
>>77656069 2006 stanley cup champions

>>77656137
ugly af logo tho

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>>77656149
Top unis in the league though

>>77656122
They're currently in their dynasty. Didn't win this year but they will next season.

>>77656178
wtf no I Can't Breathe sleeve patch?

>>77656178
meh without the logo it looks too much like a hawks jersey

Henrik Haapala will win the Calder by a mile.
Barkov Selke.
Laine Richard.
Pulju Masterton.
Saros Vezina.
Ristolaine norris.

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talk to me please

>>77656966
What have you ever done for me? HUH!?

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>>77656969
no haista paska sitte

>>77656122
broad street bullies.

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Reminder that if Aho was in this rookie class he would win the Calder by a long shot.

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Just made a snack, bout to throw these badboys in the oven

Jelly?

>>77657079
No, it wouldn't suprise me if you added jelly to those death frisbees.

>>77657079
looks good
not sure about the spaghetti though

if i made a fantasy /hoc/key league would you gaywads join

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>>77656945
Excellent post

>>77657160
Fuck no.

Make a /cric/ket league instead

>>77657079
All I can say is why?

>>77657205
>fantasy cricket
is there such a thing?

>>77657288
Yes. Fans of it fantasize that it's a real sport.

>>77657160
we had two full ones last year
i think most people got bored after the first month though

t. bored after first month

>>77656945
Aho wins the Ross

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Remember when people thought golden generation was just a meme?

>>77657416
>You now remember the so-called Golden Generation bombed so hard they were forced to play to avoid relegation at the last WJC

>>77656966
Nice digits. How is the weather in funland? It is raining here.

>>77656122
We have good rookies coming up.

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If >your core doesn't include a Finn you will not win

>>77656194
>Reddithawks
>Dynasty


Fuck off tobias

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>I enjoy a post from Straffo

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>>77657416
>pushing so hard to be the GOAT you turn chinese
its time
the transformation is almost complete

>>77657448
cloudy and perfect temperature
+15celsius

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>>77656194
>They're currently in their dynasty
>Didn't win this year

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>finland

>>77657646
>implying some yuppies from Cary (containment area for relocated yankees) represent true carolinians and canes fans

>>77657448
Tfw no real rain since June

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Based preds win da cup

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Is he Cell key material?

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>>77657746
No.

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>>77657746
Absolutely

Phil "Greased Lightning, Greased Foreman Grill" Kessel:
-Dominant Scorer
-Objectively better skater than Lemieux
-Shoots better than Lemieux
-Overweight, has to carry around extra weight much like being held by an opposing defender constantly
-Has to play for the Leafs
-Also had cancer in his testicles
-Everyone picks on him because he is fat
-Even gets picked on when he is chosen to be an All Star
-No one wants to hang out with him
-Even fans make fun of him

Mario Lemieux:
-Constantly told by everyone how perfect he is
-Gets to play with some of the greatest players of all time
-Everyone tells him he is great and handsome
-Does not suffer from weight issues and is not shamed for his body

no contest

>>77657800
fuck off phil kessel is reddit as fuck

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>>77657778
Bad post
>>77657785
Excellent post

>>77657816
Post

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>>77656069
>>77656178
>>77657020
>>77657334

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>>77657812
detecting a large amount of butthurt coming from this post

>>77657812
t. Redditor

How do we save this offseason, /hoc/? Getting the upcoming octo get sounds like a good start.

>>77657852
>implying im a laymoo fan
>implying phil kessel "durrrrr stanley cup champion" isnt reddit

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>>77657866
>i-im not butthurt im swear
>here are several excuses why i couldnt possibly be!!
jealousy must be the cause

>>77657862
whoever gets the octo gets the cup

>>77657689
what hellhole do you live in?

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>>77657897
This. Hexes only get you to a conference finals, so it makes sense that heptas would get you to the SCF and octos get you the cup.

>>77657937
They came close though. Pens just had the better strength and depth, even when ottawa had players like dzingel come up huge

>>77657931
Montana
Driest summer in recent memory

just wanted to remind you all that hockey is for everyone

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>rags

~~ Ed from Edmonton

>>77657990
Wew, where at? Used to live in the zoo and weather was cloudy or dry and hot cuz the mountain bowl never let it change

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>>77658239
>Used to live in the zoo
are you a macaco?

>>77658252
U M M A

>yet another day of off-season /hoc/

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

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>>77658252

im afraid the 3peat is real

t. finnish future man

>>77657829
this is the GOAT jersey in NHL history

>>77658303
it's a pretty good practice jersey

>>77658278
Fun stadium desu

>>77658252
SOPA

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>>77658303
>a fuggin swirl

>>77658239
Most summers we have afternoon storms a few days per week, but this year high pressure has just been parked over the whole state

>>77656122
zibby

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>>77658256
DELICIA
E
L
I
C
I
A

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>>77656122

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>>77658094
even for us?

>>77658252
UMA

>>77658347
Why he's so butthurt? It's just a fucking sport goddamit.

post standing predictions

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>>77658347
/hoc/ is owned by [s4s]

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>>77658329
>a fuggin stanley cup from 2006

>>77658494
MET:
CBJ
PIT
WSH
NYI
CAR
PHI
NYR
NJD

ATL:
TOR
MON
TBL
OTT
BUF
FLA
DET

CEN:
NSH
MIN
STL
WIN
CHI
DAL
COL

PAC:
EDM
ANA
SJS
VGK
CGY
ARI
LAK
VAN

>>77658497
>over ten years ago
grim

>>77658505
>WIN

>>77658505
>NYI

>>77658505
dear lord this is all sorts of fugged

>>77658505
I know the Atlantic is a crapshoot, but why does everyone except the fucking >laffs to perform way better than they did last season?

Laughing SO hard at /hoc/ generals at summer

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>>77658530
Quite rude.

i prefererred when /hoc/ only got 2 posts an hour. not liking all these finns/3rd worlders in this thread

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>>77658603
>not liking all these finns/3rd worlders in this thread
satisfy your hunger and everyone will be your friend

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Here's a funny laine reaction picture. It's all your my friends.

>>77658651
what is that below his wrist?

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>>77658659
sausage mug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVybjxoiXQ0

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had no idea

>>77658494
MET
PIT
WSH
CBJ
CAR
NYR
PHI
NYI
NJD

ATL:
OTT
TBL
MON
TOR
BUF
FLA
DET

CEN:
NSH
STL
CHI
DAL
WIN
MIN
COL

PAC
EDM
ANA
CGY
LAK
SJS
ARI
VGK
VAN

>>77656122
because it's the best team in hockey

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hes /ourguy/, right?

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reminder grease is not white

>>77658713
t. 56%-er

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>>77658694
Good post

>>77658718
44% non-white is still better than 100% non-white david wong

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>>77658732
>100% non-white david wong
:thinking:

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>>77658494

>>77658759
i'm talking about greece

If you are not an Indian or eskimo you should FUCK OFF from their land wh*te pigs

>>77658530
Learn your prepositions mong

>>77658805
you need to go back to your own country shitskin

>>77658713
Greece is quite hairy for a girl

>>77658805
>their land
just cuz they crossed the bridge first?

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What is preventing Nova Scotia native Nathan MacKinnon from reaching that next level? He has all the tools to do so.

>>77658805
>not raping the natives
what do you think we came over here for in the first place gayboy

post cricket

>>77658944
Dogshit team
His cameo on TP boys was awesome tho

>>77658956
>TP boys
reddit

>>77658944
He will next season now that he has a good winger to play with,
Rantanen will lift him to all star status.

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>>77658950

>>77658961
Fuck off Randy

>>77658971
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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>>77658990
>not liking the insect that makes the comfiest noice of the night
Pleb

>>77658983
tpb is the second most reddit show ive ever seen behind sunny

>>77659002
*noise
Before I get accused of phoneposting

>>77659002
I don't hear crickets at night.

>>77659007
shouldnt these edgelord shows be more representative of 4chan?

>>77658956
>>77658962
I guess we'll see how he does with Rantanen this year then.

>>77659007
No one gives a shit

>>77659007
No one gives a shit

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>>77659007
ok bud

>>77659035
no because being as degenerate as possible is mainstream right now
same as why normies take to players like kessel and jon scott, being fat and ugly and in jon scott's case dogshit, is abnormal and goes against what is traditional. and going against anything that is traditional is trendy right now

Hi /hoc/

My name is James and I come from /cric/. I love my community (or, POOmunity haha ;)) because it makes some really great memes and like watching test cricket. It's also not racist.

Can you show me /hoc/ memes? I'd be really interested.

Thanks friends.

>>77659066
>DUDE
>ALCOHOL
reddit

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>>77659071
>no because being as degenerate as possible is mainstream right now
so 4chan was reddit all along

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/cric/s not allowed

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>>77659096
canuck kino haters not allowed either

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>>77659089
shoo shoo poo in the loo

>>77659150
>kino

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>>77659150
10/10 proxy bruce

>>77659071
TPB started in like 2002 faggot

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>>77659164
>>77659169
if you say so

>>77659090
Guaranteed you watch Rick and Morty

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>>77659195
yeah and its mainstream with normies now
read and comprehend before you respond

>>77659246
are you posting sponge bab unironically?

>>77659235
>*burps*
>HEY MORTY
>*drinks*
>BUTTHOLE
yeah fuck off back to rebbit you fag

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>>77659246
>claiming TPB to be reddit
>post fb meme

>>77659235
fastest way to spot a redditor is when they say R&M is reddit

>watching tv
reddit

>>77659272
i know you're upset but you're just going to have to accept the fact that tpb is a reddit show now. learn to let go

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Spede Pasanen comedies are kino. I bet you redditors haven't even seen them before.

>>77659338
>jest
lowkey the worst team in the west

>>77659338
>tfw no aho on >my team

>>77659347
>forgetting vanpooper

>>77659347
With Laine I don't think they're the worst anymore.

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>>77659347
>0 (zero) playoff wins

>>77659365
ever? that can't be right they've been around for quite a while even before moving

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>>77659377
you guessed wrong

>>77659316
is he like the finnish Gallagher?

>>77659246
>ugh normies are the reason I'm miserable!

>>77659381
AHAHAHAHHAAA WHAT THE FUCK???

what about the old yets, surely they won some with teamu salami

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>>77659381
>the absolute state of winnishit and fatlanta
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77659392
the old gets never made an owl final
the new gets are technically an >atlanta team by virtue desu

>>77659416
old yets NHL
>19 playoff wins
>only 2 series wins
LELMAO

Easiest way to spot a true redditor: they won't shut the fuck up about reddit and talk about hockey

>>77659431
>n-no we always p-played edmonton...
winniniggers are so fucking retarted

>>77659390
i'm miserable because i don't watch tpb?
turn the tv off and go outside

>>77659389
I don't know who he is but spede made a shit ton of low budget films and tv shows. All the serious film makers and critics hated him but he was still super popular. I would say that he founded Finnish meme culture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv1DEwXeNcM

you guys are watching ska destroy canashits right?

>>77659455
that opening bit would have been a laugh riot for its time

gallagher is the meme melon mallet man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxls1KnKCA4

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Never forget the 8.5 GORRILION

>one good season
>get rewarded with an 8x8.5 contract

>>77659498
>>77659504
lmao the bench mark is so fucked now

>>77659504
Matthews and Eichel will ask for the same if not more and I'd rather have the complete centre over those two one trick ponies

>the absolute state of the Oilers' cap space

>>77659518
Which one is the complete center?

>>77659528
Aho

>draisitle can't skate
>McDavid got shutdown by two literal who's in vlasic and braun
>beat by the ducks

nice franchise y'all got there

official canadumb rankings NOT FOR DEBATE

GOOD posters
>snes
>flims

decent people
>laffs

dumb ugly retard faggots
>hasb
>jest
>redditmonton pantsoilers

kippers bum
>hongcouver

So can the oilers make a run for the cup this year?

>>77659570
>decent people
>>laffs

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>>77659570
Excellent post

>>77659578
if they were in the east where mcmeme could skate all the defense maybe

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>>77659570
This is bad post

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>>77659570
GREAT POSTERS
>canes

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>>77659570
your pills anon

>>77658944
10 cent head

>>77659590
Mcdavid can skate well in the west also. They have the potential to win it, but they just need a solid backup

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hey guys i'm gonna tank for 10 straight years until i luck into a generational player
nothing wrong with that right lads

>>77659570
>flamers
>good
move jest up to good

>>77659596
canes arent canadian dumbfuck

>>77659586
Think about it. Think how fucking cancerous posters from NYC or LA are. Toronto is basically NY and they're nowhere near that level, although they're not quite good. And compare to redditmonton, posters that became absolute shit last season. Decent is a very fair ranking for them.

>>77659607
see
>>77659546

>>77659611
>jest
>good
new meme? whiniest, most entitled fanbase in the entire nhl

>>77658524
They don't have to perform way better to win the shitlantic

>>77659615
>"muh nyc posters are shit


Rags are fucking insufferable. At least us isles fans are fun when it comes to fans

>>77659632
they have good memes

>>77659610
They never were planning that. Edmonton just had some shit farm system and barely grew from that, and finally started to get themselves better after drafting guys like RNH and mcdavid

>>77659615
Enjoy Klefbom forcing his dick down your throat faggot

>>77659643
like what

>>77659642
islels are reddit
>honky xDDD

>>77659650
>4 1OAs in 6 years
>first 3 never did anything and were still bottomfeeders
whatever you say desu

>>77659658
laine is a meme player. the jest are a fun underdog canashit team with a retarded finn who scores on their own goal

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>>77659658
>Has to resort to reddit

The car is fucking great though.

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>>77659610
>visit /hoc/ for the first time since the scf
>everyone is still obsessed with the oilers

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>>77659642
Buffalo posters are the only good NY posters

>>77659673
Hall was traded to the devils for larsson, which was a good trade, and RNH has been solid. Only one that is truely a bust was yak, since he is terrible

>>77659610
not at all frogposter
also remember that there is nothing wrong with rigging a lottery to award a generational talent to a franchise on the verge on collapsing

SKAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
CANASHITS BTFO

>>77659700
>1st overall
>3rd C AT BEST skill ceiling

>has been solid
lmao

the soilers will never win a cup with talbot

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>>77659610
>tfw tanking for 40 years and still shit

>>77659713
They can do it. Talbot is pretty good as a goalie, and has proven himself as a starter. Ducks will never win with gibson anyway

>>77659713
t. >rags

>there will never be a time in your life where the boilers are good
feels great la

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>>77659716
>forgetting about glorious 2011

>>77659751
>being a nineties child
im surprised you havent already an hero'd
since you havent though i strongly suggest you kys

>>77659751
Oilers are good. They just won a playoff series and nearly won in 7 against the ducks. They certainly can be a winning team in the next 6 years

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>>77659767
>They just won a playoff series and nearly won in 7 against the ducks.
for the first time in an entire decade lmao coilers are pathetic

>>77659757
Dr.Sedin, I'm CIA

>>77659763
>being a grandpa
wew, sad

>>77659736
t. summerfag
>rags

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>>77659767
>Oilers are good

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I think oilers might need to trade mcdavid to make room in cap space for pulju

>>77659778
If they were pathetic, they'd still be in the cellar. If you want a more pathetic franchise, look at florida and arizona. They barely win anything at all

>>77659783
you have to be 18+ to post here junior

>>77659803
i'm 23 dipshit

>>77659797
Wow the coilers are better than the two worst franchises in the league guess that makes them good lol

Reminder they would still be shit if uncle gary didnt hand them mcdavid

>>77659811
thank you for confirming my suspicions
see
>>77659763

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>>77659751
planning to kys yourself before the season starts eh?

>>77659821
lmao
>mad
>at a decade
wew grandpa did you take your meds today?

>>77659820
>Reminder they would still be shit if uncle gary didnt hand them mcdavid
same shit could be said about the pengoons and they are about to threepeat

>>77659834
>kill yourself yourself
dont use acronoyms you dont know kiddo

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>>77659846

>>77659839
what does that have to do with anything lmao

pengs wouldve been relocated if the draft wasnt rigged for them to get crosby.

cant believe it took the two first over all picks (crosby MAF) and two second overall picks (malkin, staal) to become good.

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quality thread

>>77659820
You can say the same for the penguins yet you'll complain that a draft lottery went to the oilers rather then buffalo, who tanked on purpose to gain him

>>77659846
>baited by finns
reevaluate you're life

>>77659868
bust

>>77659875
it was reverse bait bait. notice how i got 2 yous instead of 1

@77659885
>this mad desperation for attention

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>>77659868

>>77659904
o shiddd

>>77659904
>state of hockey

>>77659908
its a shame he busted so hard

>>77659904
>4C
>the absolute state of pedosota

>>77659879
>>77659923
only bust was Dustin Brown fucking up his knee in his rookie season
would've won Calder so easily

>>77659923
Not my team, so I don't care that much tbfwy

kek we're at the point where other teams' only hope for the pongs not 3peating is they get massive injuries, and even then they're probably going to do it

>>77659904
Penguins are fucked now

>>77660001
They won't even do it. They'll probably come close but lose in the second round. And they won't get injured as often as last season.

>>77660001
they already tried concussing crosgod
now hes woke af

>losing 3-0 to fukken moskow
>the state of kantada hokkei

>>77660026
that's quite the hot take

>>77659961
>three years later still a bust

MUH DUTHIN BROWN!

This thread has way too much autism going off

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>none of you anglogayhomos will never get to experience true delicious grill food
i feel a bit sorry for you tbqh

>over 8 million a year for a one time slightly under 80 point player
Oilers are gonna get cap'd harder then the Blackhawks did. They're gonna be trading him in a couple years guaranteed.

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will he bust?

>>77660070
>no delusional LAposters
>no tripfag infestation
>actually good memes
you're taking >us for granted desu

>>77660105
>no tripfag infestation
you spoke too soon
:^)

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based! wonder if the trumpkiddies will try to protest again

>>77660105
>More of "muh Oilers are shit!"
>Literally nothing to talk about

This is a fucking dead general

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>Nazis start rising in America
>Oilers sign German national draisatil

Oilers are a racist organization

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>spend 21 million on two infant players
>h-ha don't worry guys we still have 14 million in cap space
>we're in a new era, we'll develop picks and flip them, we're gonna make good rentals you'll see look at the Penguins and Chicago
>Chiarelli pisses the remaining cap away between middling 2nd line forwards and resigning Lucic
>organization continues to draft the best forward available instead of filling needs
>can't even afford to overpay aging defensemen
>constantly negotiating from a point of weakness and getting lowballed for overplayed, headcase prospects
>Deadmonton goes down as the organization that squandered the best player since Crosby with twice the durability

lmao coilers fans actually think their dinosaur boy's club management learned anything

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>>77660030
meanwhile the state of babby yanks

>>77660131
>again

>>77660119
>>>/pol/

Keep politics out of /hoc/

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>>77660133
GREAT and INFORMATIVE post

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>>77660079
um did you forget the fries?

>>77660137
lol 0 fukken cups since what like 1993?

>>77660169
>1980
>they called it a miracle

>>77660119
>sponge pucks
>after having to make safety pucks so faggots don't injure themselves

lol fucking faggots

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>>77660163
im a body builder i dont eat carb shit

>>77660150
triggered kid? hockey is for everyone is a HOCKEY ORGANIZATION you fucking idiot

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>>77659904
WHAT THE FUGG

teams that will make playoffs this year that didn't make it last year:
-Hurricanes
-Winnipeg
-Dallas

Teams that made it last year that won't make it this year:
-Chicago

>>77660137
>counting the hlinka tournament
lmao

>>77660177
>he doesn't know what chuck a puck is
lmao

>>77660177
yo britain bro i need a knife to spread some butter on my toast
think you could help a former colony out

>>77660079
What the fuck is that? It looks like a jellyfish that hasn't been well and someone has just thrown it in a sesame seed bun. Asians are so strange, they'll eat anything.

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>>77660196

>>77660119
Can't wait to see this shitstorm of negative Facebook/Instagram comments about this. But I'm glad they're doing this!

>>77660203
its a burger and i paid 12 euros for it

daily reminder that iginla, doan and jagr are all still free agents

>>77660214
>But I'm glad they're doing this!

>>77660119
I'm conflicted here. I usually don't like corporations involving themselves in pride or running pride-themed advertising because more often than not it's empty, meaningless pandering and no one in the organization actually cares about LGBT folks. Red Bull is a great example, they run "Wings for Everyone" campains with all their different coloured cans, but their CEO runs a news outlet similar to Breitbart. I'd rather have coroporations removed from pride entirely. However, the NHL is one of very few groups that actually seem to care about their involvement in the LGBT community. I wouldn't want to make exceptions and would rather see no companies at all, but as long as corporategay is still a thing, it's nice to see the NHL there actually doing something useful.

>>77660214
>putting a period instead of a comma
come on man

>>77660238
this is nothing but advertising and pleasing the LGBTQRI community

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Politics and sports should stay separate

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Team locks in Draisaitl and $0.67 hamburgers, great day

holy shit faggot lovers OUT

>>77660238
I think a huge difference here is that members of the LGTBQ community have been bullied in the sport itself, whether in the NHL or not. The NHL being the de facto representative of the whole sport has a legitimate moral obligation to do something about it.

Gay kids should not be deterred to play hockey because they could be bullied, so the NHL has to do something about it.

I think we're moments away from an official coming out in the NHL. Hopefully after that, the bullying will go down as well.

>>77660258
>burger with no cheese
that aint a burger, francois

>>77660255
yes, and this is why gary bettman should be executed
dubs and Jagr will become the supreme ruler of hockeii

>>77660258
>rounding adjustment -0.01
thank you based harper

>>77660268
>LGTBQ community have been bullied in the sport itself
good
>Gay kids should not be deterred to play hockey because they could be bullied
yes they should

lol the edmonton will be as fucked as the reddithawks are now
albertanianians should beg jesus that they win a cup in the next few years OR THEY are DONE

>>77660268
Fuck off. Gays in the NHL would be total pussys. The sport doesn't need fags that cry after a hip check

>>77660238
I guarantee if those kids were sporting Lions, Pistons, or Tigers logos instead of Red Wings, those leagues would be acting in the same manner the NHL is right now. Being anti-discriminatory isn't exactly a difficult stance to take in the real world.

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>>77660279
>be me
>trying to get changed for swimming in gym
>this creepy kid keeps watching everyone get undressed
>eventually just go in a bathroom stall and change
>find out that kid one day when I wasn't at school tried to grope someone
>tfw

>>77660303
>Being anti-discriminatory isn't exactly a difficult stance to take in the real world.
apparently it is difficult because the fat orange fucktard in washington cant even manage it LMAO

Call me old-fashioned but i would straight up refuse to play with a known gay in my team.
Imagine the locker room garbage it would cause, you would need a new locker room just for him

>>77660339
triggered? dont worry gay men arent interested in you. how about you take the advice in pic >>77660212

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>Top 10 in points at 20
>Big hulking forward who protects the puck
>Clutch playoff performer
>Signed for less than le monkey defense man

Not talking about Draisaitl, predicting Pulju next year