/heem/: cheesin' edition

>>77655178
This is the spammer.

>>77655188
Who isn't the spammer?

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>>77655174
shiieeeeet i forgot he's only black from the waist down. his hair is brown tho

>>77655187
maybe

Did Bisping legitimately beat Silva?

>>77655198
Bisping 1,2,4

>muh knockout

fake news bisping won the next round anyways

If Lee is the lightweight GOAT, why did he get knocked out by a bjj guy?

>>77655178

>Dana White just said Ferguson vs. Lee for the interim lightweight title is happening. Was shaky on date but said he thought 216 in October.

Lee? Seriously?

7th for Paulie vs. Khabib

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It's yaboy here whose boy is /kevinlee/

Glad to say I won 3 of 5 bets on today's contender series, and a measly £5 in total.

Toplel@myboy Kevin Lee saying Conor would be an easy fight. He needs to humility like my semi-/boy/ Pettis.

Got work soon. Still feeling quite good today. Dabbed a bit and am listening to some dab-friendly music to get me ready for the day.

PEACE!

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>Tony Ferguson vs Tiger Schaub for the interim lightweight championship at UFC 216

Khabib BTFO

>>77655210
What are your thoughts on kike loving cucks and premier mma journalists Jeff Wagenheim, Zane Simon, Nate Wilcox, Eugene Robinson, Connor Ruebusch, Pat Wyman, Luke Thomas, Chuck Mindenhall, Robin Black, and Ariel Helwani?

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>>77655214
That image gives me the creeps, you really are a twisted guy.

Someone post the webm of felice lifting up her dress .

>>77655218
What have they done?
I saw Ariel's tweet bitching about /ourPOTUS/

>>77655210

Would've rather seen Lee vs Gaethje or Barboza desu

fuck Khabib man

>>77655221
Coral you browse pol and live in state surrounded with a cesspit of hook noses, what are your thoughts on Ariel Helwani and the subhuman ethnic and religious background he brings to MMA?

>>77655232
They all condone political violence and communism because theyre kiked husks

>>77655239
Gonna refrain from commenting at all because I hate being banned lol

>>77655203
True. The knee happened in such a dumb and confusing moment.

>>77655193
He could make so much more elsewhere, he wouldn't do it

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dont forget that today is Tecia Torres' birthday

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You see this photo right here, heem? Pay attention to it because in a week's time it's going to be an iconic and timeless photo that will live on through eternity.

Mark my words, Floyd will be stopped and history will be made on August 26th. The boxing world will never be the same after that night. The catalystmic shock that is about to come has never been seen before. It will be the biggest upset in sporting history.

Conor bless. 49-1.

>>77655210
Why do you just steal other heemers boys?

>>77655218
>Jeff Who
Who?
>Zane
lmao
>Nate
Hatguy
>Eugene
Wishes he was a white nazi.
>Connor
Lisp man? Or was that zane? either way forgettable.
>Pat
Got btfo'd for being a retard.
>Cuck Tom
Literally cucked. wgaf
>Chuck who
More bald white people.
>Robin
Only time I've ever seen this guy was when he douche cruised on Lando.
>The Nose Jew
Cry baby.

Brett Okamoto is a surprisingly quiet journalist on political issues. Is he aware and repulsed by the fact his colleagues are gold starred?

Why is MMA, such a primal and violent sport, have journalism so liberal?

>>77655249
I feel ya

>>77655210
This is the bitch who was crying about suicide and shit earlier

>>77655267
I was banned during DC/Jones 2 and I was miserable not being able to post, so I'm kinda just chilling now.

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>>77655218

Oh shit.
I literally didn't read the news all yesterday as I try and cut out any non-work related use of my laptop on alternating days; something I'd recommend people who browse the internet too much.

I guess this is what Ariel&Co are bitching about? Absolutely spicey headline. I'll dig into the story later.

I'm just glad Dana is relatively Trump-friendly.

>>77655233
Khabib is tops. How can't you be hype for a Khabib fight?
If that story about Khabib facing Lee is true, simply topkek. Khabib will murder him, despite Lee being my boy.

>>77655260
I'm popular so I've got lots of boys.

>>77655269
Yeah you remember. Whatsup bro. I feel quite better now. Haven't had a major downer since that last one.

>>77655210
>>77655286
You are not the pettis bong dont even lie

>LeaveMightyMouseToMe

>>77655279
Lol pretty much. Ariel started bringing up the Holocaust too. People Ariel's age are just brainwashed or complicit at this point

That's enough pol for now though

Jews aren't human

>>77655286
You're the worst heem personality so far, please actually off yourself instead of just baiting it

>>77655251
Elsewhere, sure, but if he were to return to MMA, Khabib's the fight.
It's not like Tony doesn't present problems of his own. Might as well make the most you can defending that belt

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Really gotta go to work now.

Once last thing:
I didn't watch contender series tonight, but of all the fighters tonight, Dawson was my topboy. I'm impressed with his attitude, his walkout music of past (don't know what he used tonight) and his fighting style. He looks like Matt Damon out of Good Will Hunting. He looks like some good-hearted kid from a not so good-hearted place or something. Glad he got the contract.

Okay, time for work.
Have a nice day all.

>>77655290
No I'm probably not. I won money on Pettis and cheered for him in the thread though, despite also liking Moreno,.

>>77655299
>mfw you care

Hey does anyone want to talk about fights instead of who random journalists don't like?

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/08/tony-ferguson-kevin-lee-ufc-216-interim-lightweight-title

I've never been more disappointed about anything in my entire life.

>>77655312
Nate vs Tony for the interim belt was the fight to make, guess Nate is just sitting on the shelf hoping Conor calls him out after the mayweather fight or something.

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Bless the natty GOAT, the one and only middleweight KING. True champion of the throne and pound for pound best banter in the entire sport of MMA.

>>77655312
We covered this last thread though
I don't think Lee's done much to earn a title shot, he's not got many, if any top 10 wins outside Chiesa but Ferguson has pretty much beaten everyone else and Khabib isn't ready.

I still think Khabib/Conor is a possibility, just because Bisping/GSP happened.

>>77655312
Platinum or alves, who ya got? I got platinum ko 2nd round. Also i hate kevin lees personality but i hespect his grappling. Hope tony memes on him its a huge step up for kevin but tonys not getting any younger

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Bless the natty GOAT, the one and only lightweight KING. True champion of the throne and pound for pound best banter in the entire sport of MMA and boxing.

>>77655312
Weird fight honestly. I blame Khabib, Conor, and Nate. Lee needs a couple more fights to season

>>77655329
>tonys not getting any younger
Man you say that like he's past his prime. Tony's fine, he's pretty young and he's better than ever. If Lee manages to get past him, he's way better than I thought. I don't see it though, his wrestling is good but Tony's memjitsu is a handful

>>77655321
Fake crown for a fake champion

>>77655324
Lee is fucking terrible. Leonardo Santos legitimately has a better claim for the belt than him but I guess if you're a trash talking retard with a chin weaker than glass then the UFC will promote you.

I don't even care about Khabib any more. Sure he's fun to watch fight, but he never shows up. I won't get my hopes up anymore about seeing him fight anytime soon. However it's complete nonsense to have Lee leapfrog anyone, especially someone like Barboza who is far more fucking talented and deserving of something like this. What about Gaethje too? Kevin Lee should be fighting Alvarez in TUF. Fuck this. I hope Bellator smothers this dumb ass promotion.

>>77655341
Tony hasnt fought for a long time and he got rocked pretty good by my boy Lando. Still favoring tony but just saying the dude has some mileage on him you cant deny that.

>>77655346
t. gegard

>>77655306
It's never going to happen

>>77655348
At least his chin has held up better than Lee's. The dude is 24 and wilts when a BJJ practitioner puts hands on him

>>77655340
It's weird but there isn't anyone else. They could have given it to Gaethje though, rather than sticking him on TUF.
Now that's something that would've been fun. And Lee/Alvarez doing TUF would have made so much more sense.

Sure, Gaethje is new and only has 1 singular fight in the UFC, but he stopped Michael Johnson in a great fight and is literally undefeated. Who cares if it's a bit of a hotshot, I'd much rather have that fight. It's actually a bloody wonder they didn't do that. Gaethje/Ferguson for an Interim belt, spicy af.

>>77655348
He got rocked by Lando and then went 5 with RDA without a hitch. Kevin's not really a striking monster. I think it's far too early to talk about Tony being worn down.

>>77655365
It was a hard shot and Kevin recovered well, he just didn't defend properly

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>>77655205
You are are an absolutely disgusting piece of shit contribution to /heem/ calendarniggar

still better than the scatspammer tho

>>77655382
And how do you think that is going to factor against a guy like Tony? Face it, the UFC is fucking scrambling right now over the lightweight division because of Conor and Khabib. They're just cluelessly putting someone against Tony. Does anyone even think that the winner of this fight is going to face Conor? Why on earth would he fight anyone outside of Khabib or Diaz?

>>77655365
Yeah tonys for sure got a chin on him. Kevins is suspect. I hate kevin lee as well hes entitled and is a race card puller. Instantly not my boy. Hope tony boxes him up but kevin seems to have some pretty explosive wrestling.

>>77655379
Yeah in all honesty it just seemed like he underestimated Lando, tony showed some crazy heart to recover and win that fight

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>the city of Khalabeeb

>Kevin '1 """win"""" again the top 10' Lee getting a title shot

Thats affirmative action if I've ever seen it.

>>77655408
I think Lee's wrestling is going to get him caught in a darce

>the paedophile is a /pol/tist poof
too fucking good

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How can anybody watch this and think that this man isn't scared right now? Look at his demeanor, body language, the way he speaks. He is not a confident man. It's almost as if he's accepted his defeat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qRh8vd2Cw

Conor is going to kill this already broken man, mark my words.

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Who is the lil peep of MMA?

>>77655424
That would put a smile on my face. Kevin is not /ourboy/ and anyone who claims him as a boy is looking for (You)'s

>>77655436
Robin black

>>77655421
For sure my man Lee can surprise Tony with the various angles that he runs his chin into Tony's fists

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>All these niggas prayin on Kevin's downfall

we missed stud radio

>>77655460
>downfall

In order for Kevin '1 win again the top 10' Lee to fall down he would first have to get up, when he loses it wont affect his ranking much.

>>77655452
100% Lee should shave his head for this fight so his hair doesn't amplify the force of Tony's hooks and jabs

>>77655461
damn straight we did, was only an hour long though

>>77655460
This is just complete nonsense. Why couldn't the UFC wait a fucking month for Ferguson-Khabib? 216 is shaping up to be a joke of a card. Does anyone give a flying fuck about watching Lee fight anyone?

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Reem bless lads

>>77655397
I don't think they're scrambling over the Lightweight division. It's really clear cut actually, just make Khabib/Tony.
What they're scrambling for is Main Events and Title fights to sell cards. So rather than wait another month for Khabib to fight Tony, they put Lee on there since he's ready to go a bit earlier which works out in the short run.

There seems to be a lot of these decisions lately honestly. Short sighted thinking, like GDR/Holm for the WFW title. What a complete all around shitshow that was.

>>77655487
I think Lee/Tony is an interesting fight. I don't think Lee deserves a title shot, but he has been doing very well and stopping Chiesa in the first is no small feat. I'm not really a fan of Lee either, but he's been improving. I think Tony beats him, sure, but Lee's wrestling is pretty good.
When he was calling out Khabib some people seemed interested in that matchup

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GSP broken down

>>77655494
It's just incompetent management. I sincerely hope that something happens to shift the current course that the UFC is heading in because it's getting worse and worse.

>>77655258
Floyd will be stopped

By the ref

From continuing to give Condor brain damage.

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>>77655494
Kebab would pull out anyway

If Ferguson somehow loses its going to fuck up Khabi vs Ferguson fight. What is the UFC thinking making this fight? They're just going to lose money because nobody is going to watch it.

Just wait until Floyd vs Conor is over because nobody is watching anything else until that is over.

>>77655504
Lee is an amazing talent to have in the UFC but this kind of matchmaking ruins the division. If Tony wins, then an up and coming talent is stopped short in his tracks. If Lee wins, then the legitimate heir and threat to the title loses to an up and comer who has bagged an impressive win, yet it's doubtful that anyone thinks he'll be a match for the champion. No matter who wins this fight, Khabib's ugly, talented, and fatasfatass head is going to rear itself until he either loses or proves that his record isn't for show. This fight does nothing but prolong the inevitable, and is part of a series of blunders on the part of the new management.

>>77655529
this is what happened in MW

>>77655538
Proving once again that the UFC is fucked. Based Coker needs to buy it and just abolish all of the divisions. MMA came out of circuses, so just make some carny fights.

Post favorite fighter quotes

>"Aw, y'all got carrot cake upinsidedatalloverdatoverthere? Shieeeeeet"
>"Aw y'all got, pecan pie up in this mufucka too? Shieeeeeet"

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>Kevin Lee literally fighting for a title after beating Michael fucking chiesa
Worst timeline lads

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Is Kevin Lee the most powerful lightweight?

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>>77655562
"JOB IS JOB"

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>>77655562
>"Anderson Silva, YOU ABSLOLUTELY SUCK"

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>>77655507
>some roided our meximanlet dropping the bombshell that gsp was on peds
Woah, it's not like everyone back then was on them or anything
Was frankie on peds when he raped le meme kick rodriguez

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>>77655562
"hey"

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>>77655562
I am ehh... not impress wit ur performance

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>>77655562
>>77655609
...hi.

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>>77655562

>>77655562
Rampage is truly based, kek
https://youtu.be/IRGG2dyi4Fc

>>77655635
the octave difference between him speaking and the shieeeeeeeets is so wild lmao. its like a teenage boy and a deep voice movie announcer

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>>77655635
https://youtu.be/Nj_Bjmp9edQ
Rampage is forever my boy
ahuhauhuheheuhuehuhehe

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>>77655562
Rampage is easy mode

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New LW champ soon

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>>77655652
>>77655635
He was streaming on twitch and called Ariel in the middle of the night. Fucking hysterical.
https://youtu.be/2tjfzjaTKjc

>>77655604
For sure fwonkie boxercise PEDgar would get tornado kick FLUSH'D down the shitter 9 times out of 10

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Would you rather take a kick from Ernesto Hoost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEfYAI7KrvA

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Or liver shot from Bas Rutten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiGQIh-6Kdo

>>77655573
Kevin Lee is the most powerful race on the planet desu.

Tony Ferguson is a literal idiot

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>>77655652
Was this the best season of TUF?

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>>77655729
>Ripe Nordic women

>>77655729
Hey, where's the full picture!

>>77655737
that is the full picture you WEIRDO

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<--- Gooby

>>77655739
It's not, you cropped out her massive fucking forehead you diva

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>>77655746
>massive
no it isn't you weirdo

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>>77655723
Your Goddamn right, whitebois are going to be seething once we take another championship.

>>77655750
That's yuge bro, definitely has carried many semen dumps

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Via Sherdog. Interview snippet. Full interview tomorrow.
>"This is bullshit. I don't fight for interim. They need to give me belt now. I fight best if the best. I Undefeated. Conor is not undefeated. Tony, Lee, Eddie, Cowboy. All of them lose. I haven't. Dana be smart, Dana be reasonable. Give me the belt. Have Conor fight me when he comes back. I beat RDA and Michael Jackson.

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Force amplifier h8rs btfo

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>>77655764
NUMBER 1 BULLSHIT

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Favorite and least favorite nignog fighters?

>Krazy Horse Bennett
>Rampage Jackson
>DC

>TWood 'The Boring One'
>Rashad Evans
>Jimi Manuwa

>>77655773
>favorite
Jones and Reem
>least
Tyrone nogley

>>77655773
Mulenan*

>>77655764
>literally begging
muslims btfo

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Like I said before rankings don't matter. That is what the new owners want people that can generate popularity.

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>>77655764
>and Michael Jackson.

>>77655665
Where I come from, people like you get slapped.

>>77655773
Favorite - reem
Worst - kevin lee

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>>77655773
Favourite is Reem no contest

My least favourite is probably Tyron

>>77655773
wun punch bruva

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>Michael is tough. If I had to lean one way or the other I’d probably lean towards Michael. I think he’s got what takes to get it over him.

Whittaker is a Bisping fan.

http://www.mmanews.com/robert-whittaker-thinks-bisping-will-beat-gsp/

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>>77655810
Reem bless fellow leaf

>>77655819
He thinks that a career lhw will win over a career ww that's been retired for two decades and that makes him a fan?

>>77655819
Gsp is flushed off the gear and its an ez win for Bisping. Know how i know its an easy win for Bisping? Because he took the fight.

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Lee bless lads

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>>77655831
SEETHING

>>77655838
Are you literally incapable of understanding things outside of a love/hate dichotomy?

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>>77655855
Look at those big boy words, aussies just now discovering what dictionaries are?

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>77655855
;`>

>>77655864
If I only read your posts the last thing I would ever need is a dictionary.

>>77655864
shut the fuck up

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>>77655881
Da fook are you?

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Buddeh, the chin needs to be tucked

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>>77655886

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Who /comfygoobs/ here?

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>>77655900
get a job dork

http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/lorenzo-fertitta/video-lorenzo-fertittas-son-delivers-crushing-hit-notre-dame-fighting-irish/

UFC WW champ when?

>>77655918
Never, poor kid probably already has cte.

>>77655918
what a faggot, only there cause his dad's rich

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>>77655920
>implying that's stopping anyone

>>77655918
lmao

>Enzo is such a delta loser he pumps himself up with roids and tries to live vicariously through his son.
The absolute state of current year mafioso. Jesus christ what a goofball.

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>>77655918
>football
>2017

SEE YOU SOON BOI

Damn Mcgregor is barely a week away. That snuck up fast.

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>>77655969
>the city of DC

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDX9_yrF-S4&t=0m22s

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>>77655968
Much like Floyd's jab.

Will McGregor even be capable of a coherent thought in 13 days?

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>>77655982
DC should retire he gave it his best

https://youtu.be/3NjaDw8VcGE

>>77655996
Wtf I can't believe Wanderlei is gonna get the Arthur Ashe Award

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>>77656012

Now Paulie is literally calling Conor out for a fight

>>77656071
If you don't think this was all planned you're retarded retard.

Conor wants to do both going forward and already has another "grudge" match set up.

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>>77656088
>everything ever is set up and everyone is friends behind the scenes
>the state of (you)

>>77656097
They don't have to be friends. But if you don't think that entire thing in contrived drama you may have a mental handicap.

>>77656088
you're really really stupid

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>>77656105
I think paulie is trying to jew his way to a mcgregor pay day but I highly doubt it'll happen because mcgregor's gonna get decisioned by floyd hard

>>77656114
>Ticket sales are doing worse than expected.
>Paulie is an employee of showtime.
>Paulie starts making a fuss.
>Generates headlines.
>People start to lose interest in the Goobs Paulie drama.
>Dana drops little clips.
>More headlines.
>People now buying Goobs has a chance since he "clowned a WBA champ!".
>More tickets sold.
Zzzzz

Kevin Lee vs Tony is gonna be easy money. Tony is gonna come in as a huge betting favorite despite it being an awful matchup for him

>>77656125
>paulie gets set up cause he's a retard from jersey
>takes it personally and gets irredeemably btfo
>decides to cut his losses and ask for a fight
>will get denied after goobs gets lit up by money
the non retard theory ^

>>77656147
>20 seconds of 12 rounds.
> irredeemably btfo
>literally eating the bait and the hook.
The absolute state of america.
Go back to the shartmart fatlard.

>>77656154
>implying the 20 seconds are releveant at all
>projecting your casualty
the getting btfo comes from bitching for weeks and retards (like ((you))) on twitter eating up the 20 seconds.

>>77656163
lmao

Paulie has got more attention than when he was boxing and now you (MMA casuals) know who he is.

He came out ahead in the whole thing considering he's still getting paid by showtime, set up a grudge match and gained a few thousand more followers.

You are retarded. Never reply to me again with you mouth full of shit.

tony deserves that belt

>>77656186
Think he has a good shot against Kevin "Bacon" Lee?

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>>77656186
Imagine Tony Ferguson actually winning and defending the belt. This would truly be the meme championship reign of this generation.

>>77656172
>came out ahead
>didn't get paid
>retired except for a fight he won't get
>casuals like you think he sucks
literally the biggest retard to ever post here, for the love of god end your pathetic life.

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>tfw jon killer off the succ meme single-handedly

>>77656191
it will happen tho

>khabib permaheemed by tiramisu
>conor will vacate the belt

who else in the division can stop him?

>>77656192
>Implying he's not riding the new wave of popularity all the way to the bank
>Making up stuff because you either can't read or are seething to the point of insanity. Probably both.
lmao calm down shartmart man

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>>77656198
Well I also meant Tony beating Conor and Khabib. Can you imagine? Make no mistake, he's my favorite dude in the division, but the visual is so silly to me. Here's hoping it actually happens.

>>77656208
goddamn he is ugly

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Paulie goes back to irrelevance immediately after the mcgregor-floyd fight
This is fact.

>>77656199
>all the way to the bank
>literally losing money
Confounding.

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>>77656208
>implying he can get by /ourboy/ lee

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>>77656212

>>77656208
Those eyebrows lol

>>77656214
>Implying anyone cares about the 1k you make from being a training partner when you can get a million media appearances instead.
Lmao get a job shartmart.

Ufc unleashed on rn boys

>>77656238
Get a job you zilch

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>>77656238
Great job!

>>77656238
thats actually pretty cool, saved my guy

Would you rather fight 3 mighty mouses or 1 Jon jones

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is Tony Ferguson going to literally kill Kevin "The Faggot" Lee?

>>77656350
for sure tony will get slept by my boi kevin lee

Why didn't Anderson Silva go up to heavyweight? He was literally unstoppable at any weight.

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>>77655815

WON PANCH

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>>77656370
Wan punch bruv

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What's the biggest meme finish of the year so far?

>>77656381
Manuwa was always a chinlet

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>>77656383

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>According to their manager Bas Boon, Alistair started arguing with a bouncer when he found himself without coins to pay the toilet woman, and was asked to leave by five other security workers. Valentijn intervened in his favour and was hit in the face with a flash light, which incited a brawl.

>The incident ended with five bouncers having to go to the hospital.

LMAO can you imagine these fuckers trying to throw Overeem out of the club not realising who he is and one by one getting hospitalised? I would pay PPV money to see the security tape.

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>>77656394

>Toilet women/men
>Being forced to pay them

Where did this happen? I fucking hate toilet guys but have never been anywhere that its mandatory to pay them except fucking Egypt.

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>>77656394
What the fuck is a toilet woman

>>77656402
Well I got a coach to London the other week and had to pay 20p to use the toilet, which is cheaper than the public toilets which cost 50p.

I clubs I usually have to pay at least 1 pound just for the Black rhyming man to give me a tissue to try my hands.

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>>77656394
What the fuck is a toilet woman and why did the Reem have to pay her?

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>>77656405
prostitute?

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>>77656405
sometimes toilets instead of having this machine where you insert coins to go through they just have a woman standing there.

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>>77656412
>paying to use the loo
If they tried that over here I'd piss over the machine desu senpai

>>77656412
>having to pay to use the shitter

What kind of 3rd world countries do this?

>>77656430
I have paid to use the toilet in USA, UK, Germany and Italy.

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>>77656412
>>77656407

>London

Damn son.

I've never heard of having to pay to use the toilet, the toilet guys I was referring to are the little africans who hang out by the sink with deodorants and aftershave asking you "hey breddah ya needa smell good fodda ladies isnit"

>>77656440
>I have paid to use the toilet in USA
What 3rd world city were you visiting?

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>you're in the octagon waiting for your opponent when you hear this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwk0Aw4P0Pw

what do?

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Anyone have pics of this qt3.14 from when she was 12?

thats honestly one of the most disturbing posts i've seen on heem. i can only hope its a joke

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>>77656466
rite hear bubby

>>77656430
>>77656455
haven't you heard the old doggerel verse: here i sit broken-hearted, paid my nickel and only farted

>>77656481
Nope, only heard that as
>tried to shit and only farted

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>>77656466
Hardy work?

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>>77656466
Is it true you were raped?

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>>77656524

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Bisping bless lads

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>>77656569
Bisping bless buddeh

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>>77656472
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled raped

wen day is dark alway rember rape day

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>>77656569

bless up

>>77656534
something wrong with this image

helwani is 5'11 and khabib is 5'9.5

how is that 1.5 inch different?

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>>77656591
All the weight cuts have turned him into a manlet
All part of goobys plan

>>77656591
helwani is like 6'2"

>>77656591
why are you stupid? Khabib is sitting down on a stool like every other fighter during those media day interviews every time ever and Helwani is 6'1

>>77656599
Cutting height always fucks up your body. Ruined Carwin's career.

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>>77656238
Conor is blonde, even slightly reddish

Ive spent life running from things, but no more. I will knock Conor mcgregga out in 3 round in the year 2017.

bank on it, have faith and god bless

why is this thread so slow? come on guys there's loads to talk about like.... how will conor use angles to beat mayweather? was paul malignaggi a push or a knock down?

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>>77656680
Yewl do fookin nuttin

>>77656684
>when you haven't mewved in 5 minutes

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>>77656681

>how will conor use angles to beat mayweather?
Awkwardly

For sure it was a knockdown my man you're seeing angles at play right there my guy

>>77656681
Everyone is listening to these
https://youtu.be/3NjaDw8VcGE
And
https://youtu.be/pN4vS2tnrls

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>First responders found white powder, a credit card and a straw

what could this mean?

>>77656694
he's in love with the coco

>>77656694
he deserves it to be honest. ridiculous """sport"""

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MM bless lads

>>77655221
is grandstanding the most fundamental aspect to schaub posting?

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>>77656636

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>>77656710
Conor is black, even slightly brownish

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>>77656706

>>77656717
whats this from

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>>77656715

>>77656719
Embedded

>>77656720
Better

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>>77656717
Is he shorter than his kids
Does his wife tower over him
So many questions

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>>77656733
he's shorter than his wife
btw glad Stipe improved so much. Watching his early fights he looked like shit.

>>77656715

DELET THIS

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>>77656739
Is that DJ on tinder?
Naughty lad

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>>77656733
yes to both questions

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>>77656750
>Joe rogan will die in my lifetime

>>77656750
>Go vegan bruh
>witheredobsolete

>>77656777
not if i kill you first

>>77656426
good post

>>77656777
The years of steroid abuse are bound to catch up with him soon. Maybe he'll have a heart attack on stage and everyone in the club will laugh because they think it's one of his contrived bits. Dolla dolla bills y'all

Joe, dana and the lorenzo's are all on hgh right? Or are they on some higher level designer roids?

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>>77656849
>rogan has a heart attack mid fight companion
>shuab just says "100% my man you alright bro" while eddie rants about tower 7
>no one helps him for a solid 15 minutes
If only

>>77656863 >>77656864

see>>77656863

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>>77656863
They're on the best hgh and steroids money can buy
They're on shit that makes your fucking head grow

>>77656863
HGH is the strongest PED, doesnt get better than that

>>77656863
>Or are they on some higher level designer roids?
why is the average mmafan so dumb

the're all on TRT which is just moderate dose of test, not even a secret all admitted use your brain stop drinking vodka

>>77656881
>not even a secret all admitted

post proofs

>>77656870
stem cells brah

>>77656904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGMvMP6qJ8k

>>77656881
your flag and russia flag look to similar please do something about this

>>77656849
?

There are no adverse effects from longterm steroid use.

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>>77656937
pic related

>>77656939
If that's the case and all women should take at least a small dosage of male hormones.

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imagine being this short

>>77656939
Is there any proof she's not a lesbian?

>>77656943

btw Kailin is 5'2"

>>77656918
lol i dunno joe thats sort of double edge sword every time someone brings up vitor he is like

>hurr remember him on trt he was beast and now he looks like a 50 yr old dude etc etc...

The way joe was talking it would lead you to believe he was clean.

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>>77656950
Holy fuck

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>>77656949

Wheres lithcuck he can tell us more about roid use.

>>77656950
>>77656955
I thought she was like 5'10" for some reason. She looks long in pictures.

>>77656458
fucking hell Japan gets production right.
Is the Rizin announcer the same as the OneFC guy?

>>77656985
Japanese Dana beating on that huge drum in his underwear only is fun

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have you guys seen this lmaoo

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXRTMjAjfMZ/?taken-by=bmayo1313

>>77647623
>>77647673
this

>>77647637
>>77647830
dummy

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>>77657093
This is why EBI was made

who do you find the most exciting wmma fighter to watch /heem/?

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>>77657124

>>77657093
>guess my spanks worked because it loosened up the hold
i see a future of ass spanks in wmma and i like it

What MMA fights are you watching today?

>>77657168
favorite submission??

how many times per week to you rewatch old fight?

>>77657192
I watch all the UFCs in chronological order every single day and restart whenever I'm caught up.