OFFICIAL METS VS YANKEES GAMETHREAD

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>>77651855

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T H I C K
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T H I C K

>yfw this game is high scoring but yesterday's wasn't

Fuck Kay

Hi little bros

Will Gray finally get support from the defense and offense?

>>77651987
No they're still trying to make him feel at home

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DEGROM TIEM! LETS GO METS!!!

where's those mets army losers at?

>24 homers in 54 games
Damn...

>>77652024
they're busy at your house, banging your mom.

OOOOH MOM JOKES TWO KAY SEVEN TEEN

>>77652050
Thanks for tripping so I can filter you.

Red Sox rookies > Yankees rookies

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>Adam Hamari

Peter Alonso

>deGrom vs. Judge
Can't wait for him to strikeout 30 times tonight

32 games

Wow, thanks for making him work guy

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nice of Judge to get the streak out of the way early

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Rise this motherfucker

nice 1st inning.

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>>77652086
Nice 86 get Misutametto

>Mets fans are obsessed with Judge too
wew

>>77652101
>commenting on an opposing player is being obsessed with him

okay

>>77652101
Why are Yak fans so easily assblasted?

>>77652111
Mets fans have been calling in to WFAN all season talking about how Conforto is better than Judge, every time Judge makes an out you rejoice in the gamethreads (yet don't do this for any other player), and there's always at least one person in the generals trying to argue about Conforto being better than Judge.

>>77652133
Your team's GM willingly takes worse trades just to not trade with the Yankees lmao

this dominic dude looks really slow

oh look Hideki Matsui in the dugout

>>77652143
>Yaks fans are obsessed with Sandy Alderson too
wew

>>77652166
Why does he look 30?

>>77652133
because yankees fans are generally try hard normie bandwagoneers who have deep rooted self-loathing and other serious issues who pride themselves on shit like 'muh 27 rings', yet in reality they have fragile little ego's and need safe spaces when you criticize them, because they rely on the yanks past success to fulfill their own lack of self pride, self worth, and self made accomplishments. at least that's how i've always seen it.

didi is elite

>>77652166
>>77652187
Most Mets fans are not really buying into the Dom Smith thing. Could be worse than Ike Davis

>conforto gets a hard hit
>didi gets a blooper

history of new york baseball right there

>>77652209
Lmao this guys is at it again

>putting a risp

Nice going Gary

>>77652212
No we're buying in. He can hit.

>>77652209
Holy shit you are such a neckbeards my dude

he probably could have made it to 3rd against grandy's arm tbqh

>>77652242
Yankees players like to show respect to Grandy for his service in the Bronx

>>77652238
I'm not. Not seeing it desu. He always looks bored too.

>>77652249
real NYers are mets fans

t. Curtis Granderson

>>77652249
#RE3PECT

>>77652249
this. it's why we let him have a homerun last night. once a yankee always a yankee

>>77652255
It's because he's a serious mouthbreather. He needs to lose weight tho

>>77652263
Unless you're Ellsbury, Pavano, or McCann. Fuck those guys.

Nice going $153 million pinch runner

If it drives in a run here, I'll shit my pants

>>77652275
well.. yeah. the yankee I hated in recent history has been aj burnett.. almost broke my hand hitting a wall because of him once

>>77652295
I completely forgot about Burnett. I guess I'm lucky.

this team is absolute dog shit with risp, also never get 2 out hits

Seriously why did the yankees think it was smart to give him such a huge contract? The single most boneheaded decision in baseball

>>77652303
>The single most boneheaded decision in baseball
Wrong. The Red Sox made two in consecutive seasons.

>>77652303
They didn't account for the meme stats Fenway produces

impressive RISP batting

>>77652312
Now imagine that in every fucking game since August of 2015

>>77652303
I really loved him when he was a sox. actually the only guy I liked from them so I was all in with him.. he was an elaborate red sox plant and all of us fell for it

>>77652295
Not Brian Roberts

>>77652307
even after park adjusting his 2011 season was amazing, but any smart GM still wouldn't have given him a 7 year contract

>>77652303
Irrational and reactionary move to Cano not wanting 8 years 180 million

>>77652312
I figured they would score given how much Gary is going on about how great Degrom is with RISP desu

>>77652335
same, guess Yanks memes are more powerful than Gary jinxes

>Rosario

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Why is it easier to hit home runs in NYS than OYS? Is the wind a factor?

>>77652348
it's that. it's very open

>>77652348
The fences are shorter than they say they are

I thought Rosario was better than Gleyber Torres? If that's so, why is Gleyber Torres already in the Hall of Fame?

>>77652356
>t. alex jones conspiracy theorist

>>77652358
0/10

Duda just homered

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based juanny beisbol

Juan is elite

>>77652370
>alex jones
>conspiracy theorist

pick one

Someone explain to me the logistics behind rejecting a better trade with a team in order to keep said team, whom you only play 4 times out of 162, from beating you in a season where you realistically don't have a chance to win anything.

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>>77652404
Yeah, Alex Jones is just an entertainer. His lawyer stated that in his child custody battle.

Kay's Sterling impression is terrible.

>>77652410
What are you even talking about

>>77652410
>logistics

You want to know the logistics of rejecting a trade? Why? Do you mean logic?

>>77652410
The Yankees tried to get Teboq?

terry is sooo senile

Groundskeeper needs to unfuck this field

>>77652437
kek

>Torreyes
wew

Wilmer is elite

cmon gardy where's the slide?

>>77652437
Jay Bruce

Gardy doesn't go yardy

>>77652472
ROLLIN DOWN THA STREET
HEADIN TO CITI
GONNA GO SEE JAY BRUCE

can robles pitch tonight I want to see him again

>>77652479
Is this a mest meme? God that is cringe inducing.

>>77652492
>>>tumblr

>>77652492
we post things like that all the time. welcome to mets gamethreads

>>77652492
It's actually off Boomer and Carton

>>77652500
>>>/reddit/

i'm more scared of Hicks than Judge desu

>>77652500
In A World Where Kids My Age Are Popping Molly With Leather; Sitting On Tumblr Never Outside Or Enjoying The Weather

Chapman will blow the save tonight, but we'll walk-off.

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>>77652519
Judge walks off

>>77652515
>I'm more scared of a man in the middle of a hotstreak than of a man in the middle of a coldstreak
Wow, really hot take there.

Hicks > Conforto

>>77652508
Oh, that explains why I dont know about it.

>>77652515
Hicks is definitely better. Judge is about as good as Joey Gallo, maybe worse

>>77652522
You always get dubs yet it never happens

>>77652524
Hicks is hitting almost as well as Conforto, and is 3 years older. Clearly Hicks is better.

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>>77652533

>that was the first run the yankees score for gray

Giancarlo did it again.... Losing the HR Derby was the best thing that ever happened to him. He'll break Barry Bonds record

Stanton would hit 80 hrs in yankee stadium

>>77652536
Conforto is having a fluke season, and will regress to normal next year.

>>77652548
I thought Roger Maris had the record

>>77652554
They should honestly take that contract. Their going to get rid of A-Rod and Cicis huge contracts next year.

>Yoanus

He brokeded he toes an foot

>gets hit on the leg w/o the protector

only mest

>>77652569
Are you a medicine practitioner?

>>77652554
Hes the one guy the Yankees should trade the farm for

god those colors on his shinpad are fugly

>>77652577
Yeah do you have anything for me to examine?

>>77652583
my dick lmao

>>77652556
What's "normal?" He's never played normal. He's always either raked or slumped due to pitchers figuring him out. This year he adjusted to pitchers figuring him out and has been the second best hitter since the all-star break. Conforto is the real deal, Judge not so much

>>77652563
tbhq we should have cheekily claimed him on waivers

>>77652582
everything the mets wear is ugly. they change unis like every year it's gross

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>>77652586
sure about that bucko? hes mest

>>77652590
>yankees fans are retarded

Not a surprise desu

>>77652586
You can use this same logic with Judge, yet Mets fans really REALLY want Conforto to be better than Judge.

>>77652604
someone who actively enjoys losing is calling me retarded? baka mestfag

>>77652585
Is it a pre-evaluation for an enlargement surgery?

>>77652620
No, reduction surgery.

>>77652606
No you can't. Conforto has way more experience and has gone through more slumps. If Judge returns to raking next year that's one thing but as of now he's a meme

>>77652626
Might as well just cut it off at this point. I'd start you on an HRT regimen

>>77652627
Judge has a 300 at bat sample size for his hot streak. That's a pretty significant sample size. Keep in mind, this is after pitcher were completely dominating him in 2016. Completely disregarding his peripherals as "a meme" is retarded.

>tfw jeter is only buying the marlins to trade all the players to the yankees
lmao

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>>77652653

>>77652653
post yfw jeter trades stanton to the yaks and eats up his contract

>>77652653
I think Jeter could turn that team around. Arod should buy the Rays and fuck it all up even more

>>77652659
lmao that would be fucking sick. having a major league farm system lol

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>>77652662
>tfw
>>77652671
>tfw marlins/rays becomes a war between jeter and arod

>>77652677
You ever hear of the Kansas City Royals?

>>77652682
You mean Athletics.
Athletics were the source of Maris, mind you.

>>77652682
Yes but actually having a personal major league farm system.

>>77652652
The length of his hot streak is not important, it's that he can adjust to pitchers figuring him out, which Judge has yet to do and Conforto has done twice. Judge's 2016 was less than 100 PAs, doesn't count. Also keep in mind Judge is almost a year older than Conforto

No one who knows anything about baseball thinks Judge is special. Conforto is in the same crew as Bryant and Harper

Dominic Smith is a fat piece of shit

christ that play looked like it would go suuuuuuuuper bad

>>77652706
>Conforto is in the same crew as Bryant and Harper


You have to be the dumbest person in this thread

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>>77652710
you are correct

>>77652718
>mets fans overrate their players
color me suprised

>>77652718
That's impossible, there are yankees fans here

>>77652706
i quite literally manage dusty bakers assets, you are full of shit major league personnel come up with fucking game plans as to manage judges impact. no one gives a single fuck about conforto, hes a literal non-factor

>>77652741
Not one of us would compare Judge to Trout and Harper

My mother saw Lorne Michaels naked on Martha's Vineyard. Apparently he has a long dick.

>>77652706
>The length of his hot streak is not important,
When it's as big of a sample size as Judge had, yes it is. It shows what he is capable of when he's adjusted to the pitchers.
>It's that he can adjust to pitcher figuring him out, which Judge has yet to do
This is absolutely wrong, because the entire offseason was focusing on how Judge will improve upon last sea-
>Judge's 2016 was less than 100 PA's, doesn't count
Oh, I see. Conditions I deem fair. It's not like everyone was studying video on Judge, seeing how they could continue to exploit his weak spots, and lack of plate discipline. No, Judge had absolutely nothing to work on and adjust to from last season.
>No one who knows anything about baseball thinks Judge is special. Conforto is in the same crew as Bryant and Harper
Holy shit, you're absolutely fucking retarded. I knew Mets fans were delusional, but this is almost shitposting.

>>77652742
>releasing client info

>>77652751
Because that would be stupid, as Judge is a meme. Conforto however is as good as Harper, so it's a fair comparison

>>77652742
Oh really? Because Scott Boras is my dad and he said Conforto is his best client

>>77652769
cmon babe you know i would never divulge sensitive info ;)

>>77652777
Okay, well trolled sir. I see what you're doing now.

>>77652777
tell scott boras that hes gay LOL

>>77652768
>almost
it is shitposting.
Everything a mets fan says is shitposting.
>steal the logo of the giants
>steal the colors of the doyers and giants
>hire the old stars of the yankees and giants
mets are shit tier

>>77652791
Speaking truth? Conforto is top 5 among less than 25 players after Harper, Correa, Seager, and Bryant and possibly the best at offense among that bunch.

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whoops forgot to crop the top off.

Worth every penny

wew

What's wrong with the lights? Yankees have all that money and they can't fix the lights

LMAO FUCK YOU MESTS

>de grom

FUCK

Ellsbury haters btfo

................degrom on suicide watch?

>>77652819
They are turned off every once in a while to help pay for Ellsbury's salary

How long until Chief Ellsbury gets a contract extention

>>77652847
How long should the extension be? I'm thinking something in the neighborhood of 20 years.

Juan Lagares will win MVP next year, mark my words, screencap this post.

>>77652860
at least 40m a year

Juan Lagares is in the same tier of player as Mike Trout

.....wow... so this is the power of the mets best pitcher this year?? and that is your top prospect?? wow. amazing

>>77652877
Rosario is literally in the same tier of Shortstops as Honus Wagner.

>People falseflagging as mest fans and saying shit like Conforto is as good as Trout and Harper and that Juan Lagares is gonna be the league MVP next year

>>77652886

did honus wagner strike out at every plate appearance?

>>77652893
Mets fans did it to themselves.

Lagares > Betts
Rosario > Correa
Alonso > Goldschmidt
Smith > Belt
And of course, Conforto > Judge

lmao so aaron fudge has struck out again how mang strikeouts is that lol.

oh and a dp how intersting lol

>>77652911
Chris! You're back!

>>77652911
Hey mo

>>77652910
That's a lot of talent, Mets should surely be division leaders

>>77652893
No one said Conforto is better than Trout, maybe stop false-flaggin as someone who can read.

>>77652911
i enjoy chris-poster

We have been invaded by retards. Is it Red Sox and Dodgers fans?

>this series is the last time anyone will give mets gamethreads any attention.
Sad!

Where is that girl at? I want to smash

What is that Drake song Jacoby comes to bat with? I can't think of the name of it for the life of me.

>>77652933
Until next year when we will be the new Dodgers.

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>>77652930
nope. you already know.

>>77652935
I'm a whore apparently.

>>77652924
>>77652922
>>77652928
chris carter would be playnig much bettr then fugde thats for suyre but you didnt gibve him a chance instead you bench and he played like every other dy

now fudge hasd morew strikouts then carter

>>77652941
It's Everyday, Bro

>>77652945
Lmao, this couldn't be any further from the truth.

>>77652951
hi whore.

>>77652966
Sox fans post pedo anime and report fans of the other team

>>77652966
Yeah it's just a coincidence everyone sees it that way except Yankees fans. I bet you also think ESPN is biased towards the red sox

>>77652935
why would a fucking woman post in a yankee gamethread? baseball is beyond a girl's reach of understanding

>>77652945
>this obsessed with the yaks that you shitpost out of divison memes
Sad!

>>77652951
You should email me that snapchat, bae

>>77652968
So, let me get this right. At some point in your life, a woman and a Yankee fan really hurt you (possibly the same person). This is just based off your butthurt posts the past few threads.

>>77652945
Red Sox fans are literally the worst in /sp/ out of the AL teams. Have you seen them in the general?

>>77652988
All us mets fans are girls.

>>77652997
way more tolerable than jays fans, they are the true cancer of baseball

>>77652962

Nah, I found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uWQ7BQv8jI

>>77653005
Jays aren't so bad this year.

2015 they were the worst and I don't think anyone can top them

>>77652987
It's not that way on /mlb/. Red Sox fans are almost always the biggest shitposters of the AL East. And I refuse to believe you don't remember the Blue Jays shitposters from a few years ago. Orioles fans literally report fans whenever they are losing, and Rays fans don't exist. Yankees gamethreads consist of posting women and complaining about how shit the Yankees are.

>>77652991
Nope :)

degrom=SHOOK

>>77652997

All Boston fans, and, for that matter, all people from Boston are assholes.Seriously, a bunch of alcoholic, insecure, inferiority-complex, crypto-racist, self-styled "blue collar", self-regarding "underdog" morons.What they lack in brains, creativity or numbers they more than make up for in volume and insanely blind allegiance to the most overrated small market in sports.If New York or, to a lesser extent, Los Angeles were wiped off the face of the map, what would Boston fans do? They would have no earthly reason to go on, as they thrive on the antipathy they feel toward their perceived betters. If Boston suddenly disappeared, NYC and LA would still have plenty to work on. The "rivalries" that Boston fans have fostered have always had a passion gap, because they've always meant more to the Bostonians then they did to anybody else. Sort of like a drunk short guy in a bar picking fights with anybody over 6'2".And furthermore, Boston is actually kind of a shitty town after you've seen all the historical relics/ruins from way back when it was a relevant city. For my money, it's a poor man's Philadelphia, and it's tough to stomach either of those places after you've spent any real time in New York.Not to malign New England. Beautiful part of the country. But Boston, specifically, blows.

>>77653005
Jays fans are non existent. Just a bunch of bandwagoners who only know about hockey.

>>77653011
No, Red sox fans are fine. You can't possibly be this autistic to not realize yankees fans are by far the worst fans in baseball. Or maybe that's what makes yankees fans the worst in the first place

good defesne assdribble

>>77653035
>No, Red sox fans are fine.
If I didn't lose all of my reaction images, you'd be getting quite the Fedora picture right now.

>>77653010
>>77653025
idk, >leafs try to shitpost like the other al east teams but it comes off as arrogant and idiotic

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>fat toad

>>77652989
thats an old pic, i didn't make it. in face, i should make a newschool version.

>>77652993
all my girlfriends have been mets fans or gave no fucks about sports. you must really want to bang me because all you've been doing is look to compare yourself to my ex'es. i'm not interested and you are not my type.

>>77652997
i never go in any of the AL threads, but i know r.sox fans are salty like cusb fans. but again, i didn't make that pic. i'll make a new one over the next couple days for fun.

>rays
literally who
>sox
they're like Mets fans but if the mets were successful
>browns
literally shit tier
>jays
bunch of canadians who want playoffs and just want the leafs to be good, or americans who bandwagon

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>>77653035
>Red Sox fans are fine

>>77653035
Boston sports fans are the most annoying fans in the country. They whine harder than anyone when they're losing and they're pompous faggots when they win.

>>77653066
This is pretty accurate, but Red Sox fans shitpost a lot more than Mets fans do. They're equally insecure in regards to the Yankees though.

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>>77653057
>He has 2 World Series rings

>>77653016
PLease bb. What other boards do you visit?

>>77653078
Was he buried with them?

>>77653088
Just /sp/

>>77653077
Facts

>tfw Bobby Valetine actually managed Hideki Irabu and said he was one of the best pitchers he saw
>tfw Nolan Ryan's trainer said Irabu had a faster fastball than Ryan
What could have been...
Rest in peace my happa toad

>>77653096
That is weird. You should go on /soc/, there is a chubby girl thread there

Yankees uniforms look cheap

>>77653119
the Mets lineup looks cheap lmao

>>77653119
>he runs out of things to shit talk about the yanks
>attacks the most iconic uniform in all of american sports

>Joe DiMaggio talks shit on you to your face and you have to take it

>>77653122
"lmao" shouldn't just be filtered, attempting to post with that phrase included should trigger an instaban

>>77653111
Maybe he killed himself because he couldn't live up to that potential

>>77653144
You can only use that phrase if you visit Boystown.

>>77653147
He killed himself because his wife was going to take everything he had.

>>77653134
>the most iconic uniform in all of american sports

No one said anything about the cowboys?

>>77653144
>now he's complaining about four letters
How bout I give you a four letter word that perfectly describes the mets: shit.

>>77653163
The NFL is dying. It will be dead in 10 years. Cap this

>>77653163
>The Cowboys
How does it feel knowing you posted the most incorrect thing on all of 4chan today?

I forgot cespedes is a five tool player when he actually tries

>>77653147
No, he was taking Ativan which combined with alcohol and depression leads to suicidal thoughts.
That ultimately led to his death.

There've been a lot of meme hits by the Mets this game.

>>77653191
Someone should tell Kershaw that even if you have a ring, you still could become suicidal.

>>77653163
??????

someone seems to be lacking brain cells, rethink that statement

>>77653163
are...are you joking?

>>77653193
Better than meme runs

>Micheal Kay talking about hustling

You can tell he misses constantly ragging on cano for it even though he was our best hitter by a wide margin

>>77653198
dubs and kershaw kills himself after blowing a world series game 7

>>77653203
>being shutout is the ultimate form of not scoring meme runs
If only we could be like the Mets.

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>>77653147
He killed himself because his wife was about to JUST him

>>77653202
>>77653199
>>77653179
t. salty giants fans. Cowboys will still win the division even without Zeke

>>77653227
What is up with NFLers beatin they bitches?

>>77653227
What do the Giants have to do with your undiagnosed mental deficiency?

>>77653225
He was an alcoholic. His wife was going to leave him because of that, that just happened to be the final straw

>>77653227
You should do a Hideki Irabu impersonation.

>>77653254
How do you know this? Are you his wife?

>>77653227
a) you are mentally handicapped
b) the cowboys are going 8-8
c) the giants are winning the division

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>THIS IS THE METS """""""""""""""ACE""""""""""""""
LMAO!

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Who the fuck are 60% of these guys, when did 100% of these guys get to the Yankees and how did this become the Yankees starting rotation? Sheesh.

>>77653227
Literally who cares about the NFL and who remembers the Dallas Cowboys' uniforms?

>>77653245
>implying you're not a salty gints fan

SANCHIZE

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we're getting loved tenderly tonight boyo's

The mets have an ace? where is he at?

GARY IS SCARY

EL GARY

>>77653263
On August 20, 2008, Irabu was arrested on the suspicion of assaulting the manager of a bar in Umeda, Osaka. He was upset that his credit card was not accepted in the bar. At the time of the suspected assault, Irabu had consumed at least 20 glasses of beer. Irabu admitted to the assault, the bartender sustained no injuries, and Irabu paid the bill with another credit card.[16]

Irabu was arrested for DUI on May 17, 2010, in Redondo Beach, California.[17]

>>77653271
Cessa was ours. I think we gave him to the Brewers or something, I don't know how you got him

>Gave up a home run to Ellsbury
>Has let the Yankees hit with RISP
>Not even going to get a quality start
>Ace
wew

>>77653284
fighting for the lannisters

>>77653293
>ours
>we
>you
I have no idea who or what you're talking about. I'm a Mets fan for the record.

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SANCHIZMO PIZZA

>>77653308
If you were a real mets fan and not a flase-flagger you would know what I meant

>>77653292
>quoting wikipedia instead of direct sources
come on put some effort into it

Also, here is some more info on his death:
"In the last year of his life, Irabu’s few remaining friends suspected that he was heavily medicated. The light had gone out of his eyes, they say. A rec-league teammate told police that Irabu had been despondent at a practice four days before his death—“I don’t want to live anymore,” he’d said—and he hadn’t been seen since the day after that. But no one thought to check on him until it was far too late.

The L.A. Sheriff Department’s search of his residence turned up one half-empty bottle of Paroxetine, the antidepressant known as Paxil, and two of the powerful benzodiazepine Lorazepam, an anxiety drug usually sold as Ativan. Ativan, in rare cases, has been associated with an increased suicide risk, especially for those with depressive tendencies, and the drug should not be taken with alcohol. Irabu’s toxicology report indicated that his postmortem blood alcohol content was 0.23%, nearly three times the legal driving limit in California, and also that Lorazepam was detected in his liver."

-https://www.si.com/mlb/2017/08/01/hideki-irabu

>>77653319
you're not making any sense
the fuck

>>77653292
>using credit cards in japan
>20 beers, fucking what

japan is very cash based society, also let's assume those were all 12 oz. beers, that's 240 ounces of beer. how the fuck was he still standing? i know japan has a drinking culture and therefore high tolerance to booze, but damn.

>>77653293
Traded to the Tigers along with Fulmer. Tigers then traded him along with Chad Green to the Yankees

>>77653337
I wish we kept Fulmer

>>77653336
he was a big guy

>>77653342
Shut up CIA

>>77653337
good trade desu, we traded justin wilson for green+cessa right? win win trade

>>77653336
Are you a girl? 20 beers is not a lot.

Remember when the Red Sox blew a 9-0 lead against the Yankees in 2012? What was that gamethread like?

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>>77653304
true

>>77653342
FOR
YOU
>>77653349
Yup

>mateo is batting .214 with the a's

No take backs!

>>77653304
>>77653363
Are the Lannisters that midget guys family in t he show?

>>77653363
His expression is "This isn't nearly as fun as I thought it would be"

>>77653369
>Rutherford has an 80 wRC+ with the White Sox
Remember when Red Sox fans were saying he was one of the best prospects in baseball?

david cone is gleeful about all these foul balls hitting met batters

>>77653373
Yes

>>77653379
His expression is here comes a fucking army about to kill me

>>77653350
Its autistic virgin a cup having Meredith poster to you sir

>>77653381
He dropped in the prospect rankings because he wasn't making hard contact anymore

>>77653350
i'm not a girl, i put down a six pack+ every night, probably close to 100 oz. but 240 oz?? goddamn. thats literally like slamming down 9 tall boys back to back, that's insane.

That's a fly ball in citi. Step it up fatass

Smith looks like he has sleep apnea

>hit 100 pitches
>collapse
it's amazing how this works with these kids these days

>>77653417
Mariano as the same way

>>77653425
When did Mariano ever throw 100 pitches?

>>77653428
Are you fucking retarded or something, or just young?

>>77653403
correction, that would be 10 tall boys, assuming they are 24 oz a piece. yep.

also, wow mouthbreather man did something.

>>77653428
Every time he pitched?

>>77653433
He did it 4 times in 1995. That's it.

Travis d'Arnaud is in the same tier as Buster Posey, Salvador Perez, Yadier Molina, and Gary Sanchez.

>>77653428
MARIANO WAS UH STAAURTING PITCHA

>>77653425
>>77653433
are you talking about 1995 Mariano Rivera for absolutely no reason............................................................

>>77653428
Mariano was a starter very early into his career

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>>77653455
He's an ass man

>>77653455
Not anymore. He could though

"nobody's ever beaten the van wyck"

topkek, gary's got seinfeld gags

How would've Tyler Clippard handled that inning?

>>77653467
catchers have the most attractive gfs

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>>77653494
i dunno about that, thor's girl is pretty hot.

>>77653488
>deep double
>deep fly out
>10 pitch walk
>home run

Followed by Girardi in the postgame "He just didn't have it tonight"

How many WWII vets are left?

>>77653494
Its cause theyre thicc

>>77653505
That's his girl?!?!? Damn

>>77653508
They're dying pretty fast now. There are plenty of Cold War vets for the Yankees to bring out though.

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>>77653514
yessir

>>77653505
Yeah pitchers tend to have the most attractive girls in all seriousness. Wheeler's is probably the most attractive on the mets

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>>77653514
>banging hot instagram sluts

He's living the dream

>deGrom is still in
Why is Collins such a masochist?

>>77653534
he had 77 pitches, are you retarded?

>>77653534
i think he's legit trying to avoid our shit bullpen.

>>77653537
He also clearly doesn't have it tonight

>>77653516
According to Veteran affairs, there are about half a million left.

>>77653534
Look at the pitch count

>>77653541
He's clearly fine, yankee stadium little league park just brought a few fly balls out. This would be a shut out in any other park

>>77653542
I believe about 5 million Americans saw combat alone, and that doesn't include POG's. That's pretty sad.

>>77653550
Sanchez crushed him, Hicks drove in a run, and Ellsbury's would've been a homerun anywhere. I'm beginning to think he's hurt. He's been shit.

Has anyone pitched a 4 run CG this year?

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>made it in time for chapman time

>>77653561
Ellsbury's barely made it to the second row. That's a double at best in every other stadium and even an out in some.