Will hoffenheim do it lads?

ananastisch thread

shit thread
kys tennis mongos

Who is that?

>>77647344
Tuchel is tennis now?
Makes the sport even better tßh

>Autosaged already

Oh man, someone please stop the mods from bullying sweet, innocent /bundes/ posters.

W A I T

This isn't on autosage at all!
God bless the wonderful, glorious /sp/ mods.

N A I L S M A N

Let's hope Hoffenheim N A I L S today's match!

>>77647539
Nailsmann will win ...

Flopp about to get set piece'd

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i would like to see both teams in the cl. pool and hoffe are both great. i blame the jews at uefa.

>>77647571
I would like to see kloooppooow, to kick out FC Bauern. Would a joy that would be

Leberbad will lose today

>>77647669
>Leberbad
>bad
how do you go from "pool" to "bad"

shit OP

>>77647669
>underrating Klopp in a knock-out competition

no lol no way

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>>77647702
>bitching about a obviously bad translation

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>>77647724

>>77647277
I fucking hope so

>>77647734
I could not even identify that as translation, I was genuinely curious what that was meant to be

not long till klooop and liverpoop are BTFO

>>77647277
hmmm I hope they are able to pull it off but I really doubt it. they havent been that convincing in those pre season games tobihoeneß

>>77647581
this

Can't wait for Liverpoop to get royally ass fucked just for them to blame the Sun and the tragedy of the >>96

Nailman will outcoach Klopp.

Hopinghome 3 : Liverpool 1

>>77647949
maybe in your dreams

>>77647955
to beat liverpool all that needs to happen is your goaly have a good day. their play style actively creates chances for the opponent

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ez 0:4 for the liverla's

>>77647955
Underdogs have always been Klopp's kryptonite

>>77647998
I have to admit, this one is true. I just have to look at his last Season with them ...

Ohh Jürgen, was getan?

hoppenheim 1-3 liverpool

Watford would hammer Bayern

>>77647277

they would be crazy not to try

will the game be on TV?

>>77648171
ZDF

>>77648171
zdf

affengeiles kult-interview

I really don't know for which team I should root for

thx

>>77647277
Is this /cric/?

Eines schönen Augusttages war Barcelona etwas faul und geboten nicht die geforderten 120 Millionen für Coutinho. Kloppo nahm den Catalanen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Nächsten tag geboten Barcelona dann 200 Millionen. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!

ffs these memeing Krauts always trick me into posting in /bundes/

heh

nothin personal kiddo

>>77648277
>geboten die Catalanen
Ist das Dialekt oder bist du einfach nur scheiße?

>>77648299
Nice dubs, pretty aesthetic

>he doesn't recognize the post
pleb detected

>>77648316
this

Is the ref Prinz Marcus von Anhalt?

>>77648299
;)

>St. Zuber

It's raining very hard now here, with lots thunder and lightning, but it's also weirdly bright outsude yet completely clouded. Feels surreal.

Firmino has a dick tattoo on his back

>>77648392
this :{

>>77648392
same here

>>77648405
>>77648437
NRW or LS?

>>77648452
Hamburger

>>77648404
Anyone have his IG post where his wife's bagina is showing?

>>77648458
Damn, that's one big Gewitterfront.

>>77648404
So? I have a tattoo on my dick

>>77648489
Are you the le uncut inside man poster?

>>77648509
thought the same

>>77648452
Ulm, lel

>liverpoo defending

>>77648523
>>77648481

>>77648489
Does it say "Rumbalotte"?

>>77648575
no, it says ">96"

HAPPENING

>BENULDY :DD

THE VILLAGE OF HOFFENHEIM

>

>that sorry ass kick

ayyyyyyy

haha

based granatabry

didnt watch lmao

>Muslim finishing

HABT IHR N LATTENSCHUSS??????

>>77648816
VOLLGAS
O
L
L
G
A
S

>>77648768

>>77648838
ugh

>>77648838
>racistmark

UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Mikel Landa to leave Team Sky and join Nairo Quintana at Movistar in 2018

This match will somehow end 0:0

Not me

>>77648977
Are you looking forward to the La Vuelta?
Six Danish riders taking part, been a while since we had that many if my memory serves me right.

>>77649050
>post does not begin with a capital letter
its obviously not you, unless when you make silly posts you change your style

>>77649072
not really. i'm too afraid that sky basically rested froome on this years le tour and will dominate

Hello. Is this /bundes/?

>>77649090
I don't

>>77649095
I think he will be destroyed.

I didn't expect that

>Baumann
did he have a Schlägle?

>shittenheim

>>77649146
i hope so

If you can't defend freekicks like this properly you don't deserve to play in the CL desu.

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Germans

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>>77649237

>>77649237
reminder that lancashire is the official /bundes/ county

>>77649219
What was there to defend? That was a great shot.
If you can't shot penalties on the other hand ...

>Best German cf

>>77649283
Yes

>wagner

Brondby sensing FC Kobenhavn's crisis and dropping their plan of earning €2m on player sales this window.
Could mean keeping Pukki despite his contract running out in a year.

remember when everybody praised wagner in the confed cup?

remember the confed cup?

me neither

>Rupp
that was some Ronaldo tier Chancenvereitelung

>Best team in Germany can't even beat worst team in England's Z team
This warms my kekkles

>remember
i don't, because i drink too much :/

>>77649405
more like "poondes", right?

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>>77649408
yes ehehheheheh

>>77649453
No

>>77649477
don't you no at me, young lady

Won't be offering you a (You)

sooooooo mad

>dont convert chances
>concede
thats how it works boys

>hoffenheim

ya let us all down

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BAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEERN

spotted the qt

>>77649596
"nice" hairlines

Hoffenheim plays beautifully. They deserve a goal.

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>>77649596
love american bandwagoners

>>77649707
>Toronto
unless you mean North American

>>77649287
The manlet should've jumped.

>>77649814
If the shot had been low he would have been right.
You can't always make the correct decision in a split second.

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Kramaric yesterday

>>77649876
wew

>>77649860
He on the very end of the wall. If the ball came anywhere near him it had to be a curler. Not jumping in the wall is just incredibly stupid.

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>gorge's

>>77649876
hehe

>not scoring after dead balls against Liverpool in the year 2017
ugh

>Uth
ugh

Rip in piece Naglesman
Also refball

Nice defending. Not.

>>77650090

???

>>77650147
this

tomorrows BILD headline:

NAGEL(SMANN) WIRD VERKLOPPT

Pisses me off to see Duselpool win like that

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Friendly reminder to join the /bundes/ comunio group. Password is benis

>>77650400
Another day Mignolet would not have made all those saves

UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH

Yasss Uth

>>77650250
>>77650147
APOLOGIZE

>>77650436
Weeks fine if you enter /bundes/ and benis when you sign up and join private mini league

>the most dangerous lead

SLIPPERY SLOPE LADS

>Hoffenheim plastics already leaving the stadium at one of the most important games of >their club
and they still wonder why no one takes them serious.


>Uth
yay

>klopp setpiece defending
>hübner

Kerem "IM" Demirbay

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any suggestions?

>>77650586
Give drmirbay for cheap

deserved win by Liverpool desu.

>>77650603
judging by the amount of wasted chances by hoffenheim I agree

>>77650586
you need a better striker

>>77650357
yes

>>77650603
Neither team really deserved to win that tßh
saw enough fron hoppenheim though to say that if they can click they can do alright again this year

>>77650647
given that I only have 4 defenders, I feel that I should go a 5th one.

>>77650436

thanks for the heads up

is comunio a one time setup thing or regular effort?

>>77650877
Either or. You get a team and 20+million to spend. From there you can choose to look at the market often or not. Just pls join

might join tomorrow

depends on my mood and time

>>77650436
aint got time for your lil games, kiddo

good night

>>77650948
It takes like 5min a day.

Poor Bundersliga losing to that Liverpoop team lol

>>77651111
checked

>>77651169
Takoyaki , ikayaki, okonomiyaki

>>77651169
nice. I'm not that into asian food besides the basic stuff desu

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Turns out Bayer 04 had their Website taken down because they overhauled it

>banmark

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Which striker do I sell?
t. 4 million in debt

>>77651503
Asano. He is a winger for Buttgart.

>>77651503
sell all your dms

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>>77651406
why does denmark trigger the mods so much?

>>77651503
If I remember correctly you don't get any points when in debt.

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How many games will he play this season?

>>77651503
Sell Brooks and Holtby. Brooks just because he costs a shitload of money and Holtby because he's the same as the rest of HSV (He's shit)

>>77651998

Four. The lad is literally the German Wilshere.

>>77651406
huh?

rly meks u think

>>77652021
this is probably true

Am I imagining things or is there a larger influx of burger talents into the buli?

>>77647783
Hi

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>>77652154
forgot pic

>>77652154
Mostly youth players, though it does seem that our better youth players tend to go to Germany rather than England which is kinda odd unless most of them are dad-from-the-army-fugged-brunelda

>>77652236
it probably has more to do with the english youth academies being shit

>>77650436
Is that Mesut Ozil on the left?

>>77652278
The answer is only revealed if you join our league
>>77652248
Big if true

>>77652236
>unless most of them are dad-from-the-army-fugged-brunelda
players like McKennie, Wright, Wood, Pulisic etc all seem to be "born-and-raised" americans.

>>77652154
>>77652218
his german is pretty decent. Apperantly he already lived a few years in germany as a little kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwHCZkcvspI&feature=youtu.be

>>77652374
Have you seen him play?

>>77652542
Unfortunately not. But from all I've heard and read he had a great pre-season and a lot of people that are close to >schalke see him as the "next big thing" if he keeps working on himself and stays injury free.

>>77652601
USA taking over NRW footy. Nice

>>77652542
>>77652601
oh and schalkes youth coach Norbert Elgert (who is one of THE german youth coaches) made him their captain after just 4 games. says it all really. But it's still too early to tell if he's going to fulfill his talent or not.

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>burger talents

>>77652730
>vacuum-cleaner.jpg

good night

good night

Gooooood night

goooooooooooooooooooooooood merning

>>77652542
seen him in some youth games

breddy good would clap

>>77649596
guy in the middle is like >tfw to intelligent to bandwagon a different club

gooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning

merning

>>77649596
Castro got fucking swole

although I like to have some football related Hintergrundberieselung, the moderator on the Rasenfunk season preview sounds like he likes to smell his own farts.

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Turbine signs a new contract with loli. The star striker of the past U17 EC, Melissa Kössler (pic related, in the middle) will stay at Potsdam for at least two more years.

>>77656852
what part of turbine are you from?

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>>77656865
Welle

>>77656865
Turbine autist xdddd

i'm bored

>>77657004
Eat something

>>77657007
okay eating saure colafläschchen right now. but what to do after?

>>77657017
>saure colafläschchen
Based
>what to do after?
Youtube

>>77657017
eat enough saure zungen to seriously damage your mucosa
this is fun

>>77656176
Ebin

Eat hot pizza so you burn your mouth.

>>77649596
Please kill yourself

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>>77657086
too late. i ate too much and my mucosa literally melted. am a pflegefall now and can only eat soup.

i've some "soup" in my pants ;)

Mor to Inter failed

Rumor: Kevin-Prince Boateng to Frankurt

>Christian Pulisic sieht seine Zukunft bei Borussia Dortmund. Im Interview mit der ‚Sport Bild‘ beteuert der 18-jährige US-Amerikaner: „Klipp und klar: Ich denke nicht über einen Vereinswechsel nach. Schließlich habe ich meinen Vertrag erst Anfang des Jahres bis 2020 verlängert. Ich bin sehr glücklich in Dortmund.“

>Dembélé scheint derweil fest von einem Abschied aus Dortmund überzeugt zu sein. Laut ‚Bild‘ packten drei Freunde des Franzosen am Montag „zahlreiche Koffer und Taschen“ aus dessen Haus in ein Auto und machten sich aus dem Staub.

>Bitter! @Andre_Schuerrle hat einen Faserriss im Oberschenkel erlitten und wird etwa vier Wochen ausfallen. Gute Besserung!

>>77657162
You should get that checked out

>>77657172
>w-we don't even need a Dembele replacement, what did we buy Schürrle for amirite guys?

>>77657187
or cleaned up

>>77657446
thought the same, but since they couldnt get rid of Mor they actually have a replacement

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>>77657506
just as planned

i just bet 10€ on bayern not winning the league

finally found it

with the help of customer support

can someone give me a quick rundown on the comunio thingie?

i dont have time to get into it

i just want to know what to do after signing into the league

>>77657791
1. check your squad
2. if it's shit look for good players on the transfer market

so the team you get is random at first?

thats rude

>>77657836
Yes

>>77657836
not necessarily, but in this case yes

is there a bundes comunio? what's the name and password

>>77657856
/bundes/
benis

Brooks out for 3 months

>„Er ist sicherlich ein Thema. Aber solange nichts in trockenen Tüchern ist, können wir nichts bestätigen. Ich kann nur bestätigen, dass wir uns mit dem Namen Kevin-Prince Boateng beschäftigt haben und auch beschäftigen“, zitiert unter anderem der ‚kicker‘ den Trainer von Eintracht Frankfurt.

Hope I'll get rid of all these HSV turds

UGHHHHHHHHH

>>77657908
;-;

>>77657856
Based jimmy pebbles

so what is the goal of comunio? just to get a proper team and you get points on how well they perform?

>>77657948
Actually, looking at that team, w e w
>>77658081
Yes, but I think the league and your team carries over year to year if you so choose

>>77658081
fantasy football gives me a reason to watch the matches of boring teams

i already dont like comunio

i wouldnt know what to do with comunio
i dont really watch bundes

>>77658153
I think it's because u were just given a shit team if u're jp
tßh bundesliga's fantasy is better but comunio is alright

i dont like how you dont have the chance to actually make a good team

i dont mean good as in HURR LEWANDOWSKI AND AUBAMEYANG but like a decent youth squad

instead you get fucking ginter and bürki just kill me already

>>77658197
that's the challenge
if the admin is competent, it can be loads of fun

Verkaufen Verkaufen Verkaufen !!!

>>77658191
no that's me. i guess i have one decent player seems good enough.

>>77658231
>if the admin is competent
Sorry lads, not gonna be fun

How can I make game better?

t. doesn't really know much about zis game but no Germans would create the league

>>77658246
show the league settings

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rate MUH TEAM

>>77658445
is Jovic a starter?

>>77658471
they signed him on a loan so could be. AMFG is still injured and not getting any younger either

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>>77658374

>>77658445
what are the chances that Hradecky is going to leave Frankfurt?

Question: will klostermann play most games for da bulls this year?

>>77658539
probably. Rb have high hopes for him + they haven't bought a replacement that could get dangerous for Klostermann.

>>77658539
yeah

>>77658492
hand out cash prizes after each matchday

good bye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW6gMQRJjbk

>>77658604
*goodbye

>>77658582
Ain't got no money :DD

>Der Transfer von Außenverteidiger Jeremy Toljan (Foto) von der TSG Hoffenheim zu Borussia Dortmund steht laut Informationen der „Bild“ fest. Demnach zahlt der BVB für den 23-Jährigen, dessen Vertrag bei Hoffenheim noch bis 2018 läuft, eine Ablöse von 5 Millionen Euro. Der Vertrag soll in den kommenden Tagen fixiert werden.
Good transfer?

Should I indulge in pornography today?

>>77658810
I don't rate Toljan, I don't think Dortmund needs him. But at least 5 m in these times is peanuts.

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>>77658813
Nein!
>>77658810
Official?

>>77658875
Would be a shame if Passlack was sold/loaned because of this.

>>77658898
Nö. Bild sound awfully sure though.

>>77658898
Ruhrnachrichten is running the same story. 100% confirmed.

>>77658810
yes

>>77658810
Yeah, five million sounds like a great deal.

Name 1 reason (ONE) why you aren't watching based Goerges right now.

i'm not a tennis mongo

>>77658875
This. And I wonder what are the chances that Schmelzer is going to bully him into suicide?

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Mongo Mongo mit der Bongo bist stets gut gelaunt wirst du auch mal angeflaumt bleibst du trotzdem gut gelaunt
Mongo sitzt im Kaffee Kongo trommelt bis halb 3 und das Elend dieser Welt ist ihm einerlei

>>77658810
>*Im Gegenzug soll mit Felix Passlack ein BVB-Profi den umgekehrten Weg gehen und an die TSG verliehen werden, schreibt das Fachmagazin weiter. Der 19-Jährige war bereits in den letzten Wochen als potentieller Neuzugang der Kraichgauer gehandelt worden und besitzt bei den Schwarz-Gelben noch einen Vertrag bis 2019.

>>77648452
What is LS supposed to mean? NRW fag here

>>77658810

i unironically rate this transfer. a good decision for once. toljan was GOAT in the u21.

gorges won btw. some mongo will be triggered af

>>77661012
lower saxony, i assume

>>77661905
Why is she so based guys? LITERALLY/our girl/

>>77658810
i dont unterstand it
>swapping a RB with a RB
???

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>S.Chalke

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Literally gonna be relegated in a few years

Do Germans drink St. Pauli Girl?

>>77665226
>>77665762
lel
But seriously, why is schalke unable to extend contracts of important players (Kehrer, Kolasinac, Goretzka, Kehrer or even Meyer)?

>>77665944
?

>>77665977
I forgot to mention Kehrer.

gooooooood night

>>77666139
sleep tight

>>77666019
Is a beer brewed in Bremen sold here, cheap but ok for the price
>>77665977
Even more retarded is that they let those players run down their contracts and get nothing in return.

>>77666252
>Is a beer brewed in Bremen sold here
Never heard of it. But a beer that is brewed in Bremen and uses Hamburg in their advertisements sounds a bit fishy to me desu.

>cheap but ok for the price
What is cheap beer by burger standards?

>>77666047
No you didn't silly

>>77666252
>even more retarded is that they let those players run down their contracts and get nothing in return.
true. But I'm not even suprised anymore.

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>>77666376
>But a beer that is brewed in Bremen and uses Hamburg in their advertisements sounds a bit fishy to me desu.
lel I thought the same when I saw it was brewed in Bremen. Always thought it was a Hamburg beer.
& When I say cheap, I mean cheap and not piss water. Wernesgrüner is my favorite cheap beer ($1 per 330 ml bottle) and warsteiner which is only slightly more expensive but Slightly worse. St Pauli girl is about 90 cents a bottle.
As a comparison, Sam Adams and other decent American beer is usually ~1.30-1.50 per bottle while pilsner urquell is about the same as other decent ameri beers. Budweiser and stuff like that is dog shit.
t. drinks too much beer

>>77666467
interesting. I always thought beer in the USA/american beer is more expensive. I mean by german standards it still is somewhat expensive, but not as much as I thought.

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>>77666552
Makes no sense to me that good imported beer is cheaper than good domestic beer, but oh well.
Don't you guys pay like 0,33€ per bottle?

>>77666616
>Makes no sense to me that good imported beer is cheaper than good domestic beer, but oh well.
yeah, that's kinda strange.

>Don't you guys pay like 0,33€ per bottle?
Not where I live and it really depends on the brand. I remember that ~10 years ago a friend and I used to scan the local supermarkets for the cheapest beer, which cost at that time about 0.40€=~0.48$ per 0.5L bottle. But those days are long gone :_:


I think I really need to go to sleep right now because it's getting harder every minute to write in english.
Goodnight

>>77666788
G'night bundesbro

>Schalke

>>77666616
depends, all the big brands like Wernesgrüner, Warsteiner, Bitburger, Radeberger and so on cost between 0,70€ - 1€ (500 ml)
but there are also really cheap ones something around 0,30€ (500 ml) being the cheapest one

>>77666874
>yes, lets replace our captain for literally no reason, he will be fine with this
Also, breddy gud prices for 500ml.

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>>77665226
>>77665762
ehehhehehehe

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

>>77665977
tbf those are all terrible except for Goretzka

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i hope liverpool sign howedes

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>August 17th

There still will be a Granate, r-right?

>>77669573
We've had all the big James we're getting.

>>77669507
Hello 2013!

>>77669507
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Gooooooood morning

Yeah, goood morning.
Almost time for work...

Red Bull will literally finish 2nd again and also make it to the Ro16.

>thinkgen buyern with this squad will win a flower pot
>thinkgen is apparently not your strong suite

you now remember all the memorable games Andre Schürrle has had for BVB in the last two years

>>77670067
Bayern's meme squad is still the best in the league, that doesn't mean that they can compete on an international level.

>>77670087
wait a minute he's only there for one year. not that another year would have resulted in more memorable games.

>season is starting tomorrow

OH MY LORD SWEET JEEZUS

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>>77647277
>/sp/ told me "Tactics Tuchel" would destroy Klopp
>Klopp meme'd him so hard he got sacked

>/sp/ told me Hoffenheim were some great team who would easily beat Liverpool
>Btfo whilst 4 of our starters are injured

/sp/ is ALWAYS wrong

>>77669491
I disagree

>>77670127
whoever said that is deluded. the bundesliga is really shit at the moment

>Nach kicker-Informationen mehren sich die Anzeichen, dass Oliver Burkes Gastspiel in Leipzig trotz Vertrags bis 2021 noch in diesem Monat endet. Eine Ausleihe kommt laut RB-Sportdirektor Ralf Rangnick nicht infrage, allenfalls ein Verkauf des 15,2 Millionen Euro teuren Königstransfers 2016 von Nottingham Forest. Mehrere englische Vereine haben sich erkundigt, konkretes Interesse zeigt nun offenbar Crystal Palace. Da Rangnick jedoch Burke nicht mit Verlust verkaufen will, müssten die Eagles wohl tief in die Tasche greifen.

>>77670172
>15,2 Millions
>"Königstransfer"

UGH

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>>77670168
his post doesn't even make sense. please refrain from feeding lazy trolls (yous).

>>77670172
why would they do this? their squad is already very small for three competitions.

>>77670211
he's shite and a liability

>>77670211
beats me desu.

>>77670221
hmm yeah nah I'm not convinced

>>77670240
Hasn't had a good game with RBL all last season

>„Barcelona ist dem Wunsch, Dembélés Transfer zu realisieren, bisher keinen Millimeter näher gekommen“, sagte Watzke am Donnerstag dem „Kicker“.

>>77670172
>brit is leaving because he can't into collective play
not suprised desu

>First match of the season
>Already Bayernderby

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Schalkes Leon Goretzka ist begehrt, ein ablösefreier Wechsel nach der Saison (Vertrag läuft im Sommer aus) scheint am wahrscheinlichsten. Aufgeben will S04 aber keineswegs. Sportvorstand Christian Heidel hat Goretzka längst ein Angebot zur Vertragsverlängerung unterbreitet, dabei sind die Knappen an ihre Grenze gegangen. Die Rede ist von Rahmenbedingungen wie zuletzt bei Klaas-Jan Huntelaar. Der Torjäger war vor seinem Wechsel mit sieben Millionen Euro Jahresgage der Topverdiener.
interdasting

>>77670250
*sells him for 70 mn on the 30th*

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>>77670259

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>>77670255
>we really really care about this rivalry

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>>77670172
>ynr when dumbers got excited

>>77670280
don't bully Numbi

>>77670255
>Buyern"""""“"""""""""""derby"“""""""""""""""""""

Bobadilla to BMG
Neuer wont play tomorow

>Christian Heidel hat Max Meyer freigestellt, Schalke 04 in diesem Sommer zu verlassen. „Bei Max gibt es aktuell nicht die Möglichkeit, den Vertrag zu verlängern. Er muss jetzt entscheiden, ob er den Vertrag hier auf Schalke abspielt oder ob er wechselt. Es gibt diese beiden Möglichkeiten“, erklärt der Manager von Königsblau gegenüber ‚Sportbuzzer‘.

>Normalerweise kommentieren die BVB-Bosse keine Transferangelegenheiten in der Öffentlichkeit. Bei Ousmane Dembelé macht Geschäftsführer Hans-Joachim Watzke jetzt eine Ausnahme und greift Barça-Manager Pep Segura an.

>Dass Segura nach dem spanischen Supercup (0:2 bei Real Madrid) am Mittwochabend erklärt hatte, der FC Barcelona sei "nah dran, sowohl Coutinho als auch Dembelé zu verpflichten", erbost Watzke.

>Gegenüber dem kicker sagt der BVB-Chef: "Was er erzählt, kann ich mir nicht erklären. Und wenn, dann höchstens dadurch, dass Real Madrid seine Mannschaft in den Supercup-Spielen schwindelig gespielt hat."

>>77670280
are the old trips still around? Did they grow up? Does Tolgay GOATlan now create Süper Lig generals? Did the chubby English Bayern lady get fit?

goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdC2jPPxAwk

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Zeit Online has a (Bundes)Club-o-mat

http://www.zeit.de/sport/club-o-mat-fussball-verein-bundesliga

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>>77670407
I'm Herman

t. Herman