Why doesnt he get some tats

Being portuguese is enough to show you are subhuman.

hes donating blood

>>77646641
because hes not like every other edgy cunt
same goes for beard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristiano_Ronaldo#Personal_life

> He does not have tattoos as it would prevent him from donating blood, which he does several times a year.[

>>77646641
Because unlike Messi he's his own man and not some faggot trend follower.

>>77646641
he isn't an degenrate attention whore

>>77646655
RESPECT FROM CHILE

>>77646655
#respect
#muslim
#freepalestine

>>77646655
WTF I LOVE CR7 NOW | Goals and skills | 1 like = 1 prayer | #respect | Respect from Brazil

>>77646709
Aren't blood transfusions illegal under Sharia law? Or am I getting it mixed up with Kikeism?

>>77646726
they are ilegal between fishmen and regular humans because human nobles enslaved fishmen
hope that helps

>>77646726
pretty sure it was mormons

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>>77646655
How...how one men can be so based

>>77646655
RePsEct FrOm H0ll4nD!!!

>>77646655
>messi can't even donate blood because his cholesterol is through the fucking roof
messi BTFO yet again

>>77646655
Unironically respect this tho. Been thinking of donating some myself.

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>>77646641
>>77646655
Le contrived footy Lad BTFO. So alpha he doesn't need to compensate by having a beard or tattoos.

>>77646655
Yet he does roids lolz

>>77646655
I want Ronaldo blood

>every player now has a beard or tattoos
>ronaldo is clean cut and shaven

Redpill

I wonder how he times donating blood and competing. I always feel exhausted and out of breath for like a week after I donate blood.

Pic related, can anyone best this?

Tattos is the niggerest thing you can do to your body, it's like putting stickers in your car.

>>77646853
is that ozil?

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>>77646641
>wanting that immaculate body to be desecrated with tattoos
Stop being a faggot, OP

>>77646655
BASED HUMAN BEAN
A
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>>77646641
Because he isn't degenerate white thrash

>>77646641
Greek Gods don't have any you stupid Canadian.

Along with his hard work it's one of the few qualities I respect about him.

>>77646853
>I wonder how he times donating blood and competing.
I wonder if you had formal education.

>>77646779
yfw your blood goes to an ISIS sleeper agent

CR is the only one who has come close to Jordan in competitivnes and dedication to his craft.

>>77646904
This.

>>77646655
#CR7 #RESPECT de República Federal da Alemanha

>>77646655
How would having tattoos prevent him from giving blood? That was the best excuse he could come up with?

>>77646779
Why bother? Faggots are free to give AIDS tainted blood now because it's homophobic to screen them.

>>77646941
>implying its not the other way around

>>77646641
He's too vain

>>77646883
What does 28 units mean? That you've donated 28 times? I am at 6 at this point

>>77646779
I personally don't see a big downside (except maybe having to wait for a bit). You get money, food, a free checkup and you do something good for other people. In my experience you also don't feel worse than usual the day after donating.

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>He doesn't care for tats for some narcisistic reason
>Make up a noble reason for it
>Insinuate he's a good person for it, while forgeting all the evidence that denies it

>>77646779
nobody is getting my blood or my organs as long as i'm alive desu

>>77646641
He's muslim <3

Should I shave my ass? Do you shave spuh?

>>77647002
>portugay

>>77647020
no
and i have a very hairy ass

>>77647025
>a transexual monkey namecalling the ones who colonized his shithole of a cou try
Now that's funny

>>77647047
silly anon, girls dont have hair on their butt

>>77647020
I don't shave anywhere down there because once you have hair everywhere it gets too hard to draw the line. I thought you knew this, Giovanni.

Btw. I'm sure Ronaldo got a full body laser removal.

>>77647002
>tabloid
>evidence

>>77647007
this
I'm also 0 negative

>>77647062
>the country didn't become a shithole thanks to literal thieves and negroes sent here to steal gold and rape indians
try not getting rammed by a truck and mind your own country issues, frog

>>77647020

I do, for hygiene.
>He walks around with poo stuck on his anal pubes.

>>77646779
i feel like shit for not donating, buy blood type is the best one(forgot which, O+ i guess, can't remember)and i always think how i am dick for not donating

>>77647326
>what's a bidet

his "tan" is a tattoo senpai

>>77647379

We don't have bidets on the third world. We're barely one step above poos in loo here in Mexico.

Why do people get tats? Real question is that

>>77647403
Most of the time, all they wanted was a shirt BUT NO, LET'S MAKE THE SHIRT PERMANENT

>>77646994
I've donated 28 times.

I am CMV negative as well so my donations are split into three and given to new borns. So 28 X 3 = 86 infant children.

>>77646650
>>77646655
Did no one believe Bulgaria?

i-i did

>>77647403

Dunno. I have a m8 who has actually had loads of pokemon tattoo's done. He's 25.

>>77647403
to look cool or to remember something important in your life, tats are also an easy way to look intimidating without working out or being particuraly tall

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>>77647439
>pokemon tattoo's

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>>77647454
more common than you think, actually

>>77646655
respeito de bra71l

I will donate my girlfriend's tampons XD

>>77647420
he didn't cite his sources

>>77646655
#CR7 #bestintheworld #realhumanbean
respect from India..... pls come to delhi ronaldo

>>77647002
Salty cunt. Ronaldo broke up with her because she disrespected his mother.

Leviticus 19:28 - Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

>>77646641
The real reason is that its a lot easier to market the potential of a blank canvas than one that has paint already on it.

>>77646655
#Respect

Also, tattoos are for faggots.

>>77646647
>>77646934
>>77647513
>>77647938
kys nigger

>>77647002
>not caring for tats is narcissistic
Found the tramp stamp owner

>>77646969
Since when do you need a fucking excuse to not have tattoos, you inked up pile of refuse?

>>77646969
>How would having tattoos prevent him from giving blood? That was the best excuse he could come up with?

Blood donation centers demand that, he didn't make it up.

>>77648327
why? I'm sure there's a medical reason just curious what it is

>>77646655
Respect from the Arctic circle. What a guy. Thank you, CR7.

>>77646883
How do I get this app? I want to donate blood again. It would get me diamonds emotionaly thinking of helping people

>>77646655
Respect from the United Provinces of the Río de la Plata

>>77646655
Respect from Southern Galicia

Tattoos? Like prison fag-tags?

>>77647471
That Gyarados is quite cool, actually if you can pull it off. The rest look just autistic.

>>77646641
because he is like Tom Brady5

>>77646655
Respect from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, America

>>77648327
not every blood center/hospital

>>77646655
<3 respect
<3 muslim
<3 morroco

>>77647020
depends

do you like dangleberries?

no but seriously, shave you disgusting fuck

>>77648618
It's the Red Cross app on iOS. I used it on Android too. Works pretty well as I don't need to bring in my donor card and I can cancel/make appointments. I think you will have had to donated already.

In HS some teammates donated before a track meet later in the day which resulted in some fainting.

>>77647471
the type of people to get pokemon tattoos are also going to be the type of people who need to seek social reinforcement for getting them, e.g posting on the internet to get people to tell them that their tattoo is liked

Lets be honest, it's always going to be a shit tier tattoo.

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>>77646655
i LOVE this is man.

>>77647403
Some people get them because they're either fat fucks or skeletons, and the tattoos sort of disguise their shit body by drawing attention to the tattoos instead of their disgusting shape and unhealthy skin.

>>77646655
Respect from Mexico #Algeria #CrazySkillsAndGoals | Best goals 2017 | #NotAllMuslims | Palestine

>>77646641
>destroying that godly body with DUDE INK LMAO

Much more fashionable to be without ink.

>>77646655
>chad blood

>>77646655

GOAT

>>77646655
oh

now everything makes sense. he donates his tiger blood to filthy rich people and they return the favor with making him a star. win win.

I have donated blood 15 times, been doing it on a semi-regular basis since i was 19.

>>77648450
Aids etc from dirty tatoo places

>>77646641
He has 2 very meaningful intimate tattoos, the inside of the left says "Badr" the tattoos on the other says "property"

>>77646655
نشيد-صليل-الصوارم

btw, what's the interval your national health service imposes between blood givings?
here is 3 months

>>77650692
Actually its awesome that he does takes the time to give blood even though he is a pro athlete.

So he would get tattoos if he didn't donate blood? What a faggot.

>>77650719
don't trust everything you read

>>77646655
doesn't his homosexual adventures and experimentation disqualify him from donating blood?

>>77646655
>be Messi
>massive sperg crisis
>start convulsing
>head hits the furniture
>losing blood
>taken to the hospital
>there is no blood left to make the transfusion
>misterious donor appears and saves your life
> as you wake up, you only see a naked torso flexing in the distance by the sound of TSUUUUUUU

>>77650706
same here, 4 for women, you get day off of work as well.

>>77650728
he never said he'd get them in the first place. are you braindead?

>>77646655
#rspect from turkiye

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>>77647259
GIVE BACK OUR GOLD!!!

>>77650855
>>77650706
8 weeks or 56 days. Twice as long if you give a double red blood cell donation.
Have any famous footballers donated bone marrow?
Bone marrow is highly correlated with race so all of you /pol/ monsters can feel good about helping members of your own race.

>>77646655
wtf i love Ronaldo now

>>77647471

I just imagine these people in their 40s looking into a mirror with deep regret

>>77646655
GOAT

>>77646655
Come to Beşiktaş

>>77646641

He only cares about being the best, not retarded trends

>>77646655
#Respect

>>77646800
blood acceptors need some gainz too

>>77647446
>to remember something important in your life

I´ve always hated that reason. As if I´m going to forget about something important in my life, and the tattoo reminds me?

Every tattoo is made just to look cool, and if you get like your parents´ birth date or something like that, it´s just so that others can say "wow, anon really is a family man, that´s cool!"
Basically,getting a tattoo helps people feel cooler than they really are, whatever they think "cool" means.

>>77646865
massively underrated

>>77646655
#respect and loves from englands im hear- sry bad english i am just came from pakistan

it would be like graffiti on a Greco-Roman sculpture

>>77646650
based

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>>77647047

>>77655685
>tfw she spreads her ass and vagoo

>>77647047
why is she shaving there

>>77655710
I guess because it's too painful to depilate? Silky smooth grill buts are nice

>>77650753
Which means i shouldnt trust what you just said. Hmmmmmm really makes you think.

>>77646779
I'm scared of going there and they say I have aids, so I don't donate.

>>77650819
Fucking kek

>>77650819
lel

>>77647326
Just take your daily shit in the morning before taking a shower, you inefficient Henk.

>he donates blood I swear t. CR7's publicist
>gay people not allowed to donate blood
hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>77646655
this is bs, you can donate blood when you have tattoos

>>77647397
>We don't have bidets on the third world.
but we do

you mexifats are just too americanised

>>77657401
there's a waiting period between getting a tattoo and being allowed to donate blood, in norway at least.

>>77657406
well you copy anything Italians do so of course you guys have bidets

fuckin weirdos

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>>77657455
we actually copy from france

>>77646674
each heterosexual man craves the attention of some woman

>>77646641
Because he's not a manchild

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>>77657392
hmmmmmmm indeed

>>77646641
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>>77657401
Maybe in pleb tier argentina

>>77652481
>tattoos
>a trend

>getting tattoos

only plebs get them

>>77646641
he's a fag, not a pleb

>>77660167
im no pleb :(

>>77646655
#Respeto

>>77646655
imagine having the GOAT's blood pumping through your hearts

>>77646883
>be o neg
>get hounded to gib blood
Fuck that noise

>>77650819
this is a Seinfeld episode you plagiarizing monkey.

>>77646655
how do i get some of his god-tier blood into my system?

>>77647416
>I've helped 86 babies
The fact that you put the posted the math means you're only doing this shit for validation. You're worse than a woman

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>>77664759
Like this

>>77657401
t. missi

>>77646655
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>77646779
I actually donate regularly.
Not that bothersome.

>>77664793
>Tfw recognised this thumbnail asap
I need help.

donating blood is pretty much the purest, nicest thing you can do, whether you're an asshole or nice person, whether you drink or smoke... the only thing topping it is donating organs. i mean, 4 times a year, you can save someone's life, everyone should do it, i've done it 16 times, there's this 60 yr old dude from my job who has donated it cca 60 times.

>>77646655
#Respekx

>>77646655
#respect
#GOAT
#notallmuslims

>>77646655
Imagine waking up from an awful dream, your blurry vision is struggling to adjust to the harsh fluorescent lights and the regular bleep bleep bleep that has been punctuating your consciousness is interjected by a familiar voice... "Anon? Anon?... Nurse his eyes are moving look!...oh my God I think he is awake the doctors were right, my little anon is going to be ok..."

Your in invision begins to focus on a burgundy bag of super human elixir, a thin tube runs all the way from it to your forearm. You cannot help but notice how pale your forearm looks and you wonder when you will be able to go to the salon...

"You were in an accident anon, Jessica is on her way in... I am so happy my little boy is going to make it." You open your mouth to tell your mum that you love her... But all that escapes your lips is a "TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

>>77646655
respect from slobostania

>>77646641
tats are for trashy people

t. Conor McPotatoNigger

>>77646865
kek

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>>77646655
<3 TÜRKIYE <3

>>77664778

Sir, I will have to ask you to contain your autism, please

>>77682804
He's not wrong.