Previous: >>77641166
imagine making something like this for free in your own time
For my girl Kyra
Third for muh slavfu
Bisping bless lads
>>77645012
this is incredibly autistic
>>77645195
if he's not your boy then lose my number 100%
his podcast is pound-for-pound THE best mma-related show
>>77645236
Second best
>>77645236
>listening to any podcast that isnt studradio
you stink
>>77645276
more like DUD radio loser
>>77645195
The King
>>77645314
>>77645320
>>77645314
the pride of australia
>>77645236
>listening to podcasts
Don't even @ me bro.
>>77645314
>>77645195
>>77645320
Why'd he vacate his belt rather than face a contender?
>>77645381
what are you listening to inbetween sets then? or when you do your yoga
>>77645414
Won't back down
On repeat
>>77645418
that's ok
he was still my boy until he started talking shit about bisKINGs eye
>>77645276
more like stinkradio, it's unironically for manchildren
pay respect
this man has timing
Gaethje vs Khabib when?
>>77645902
gaethje vs t ferg= fucked up super saiyan brawl, instant FOTN
winner gets the eagle
Has anyone noticed that a lot of Conor's shots are aimed and hit on the side (ears) or the back of the head?
>>77645965
Jesus, look how much thicker her legs are
>>77645965
UHHHHHHHU...
THICC'ER
who is your favorite woman mma wrestler?
>>77645896
Evil cowboy is a threat, no lie. Also post fight hitting on that thicc AC girl in the cage, became a lowkey boy
>>77645972
>>77645998
What was this mma related post
>>77645748
>>77645896
>>77646035
I still think we should call him Howboy
>>77646071
It was a grappling scuffle in a women's mma match. One of the fighters was a black chick with nice legs, I have absolutely no idea why the mods would delete it. Just goes to show how much they hate us lol
>>77646087
Everybody know that janis are homosexuals who hate fun
>>77645748
*pay hespect
Janitors on a role today!
>>77646198
i want to _______ her
The whole situation with Paulie is being manufactured out of thin air to set up a fight between him and McGregor. It's not real and never was. Conor knows he can't beat Floyd and wants to box again because it pays well so what better way than box Paulie? The fight would easily net him $50m+
>>77646249
Smartest thing aussie has said in long time
>>77646248
i want to see her dad defeat Robert Whittaker
>>77645320
>>77645314
Why do /heem/ beta males dislike Bisking so much?
He's keeps shit real and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>77646249
No way. Paulie wouldn't make himself look like a total scrub just to make some newbie MMA guy look better. That's just fucking stupid. What if Conor wins? Paulie has no reason to risk tarnishing his entire legacy.
>>77646249
What does Paulie bring to the table that somebody like Nata doesn't ? That 50m + is half from Floyd and the other half Conor can do with anybody else
>>77646289
>doesn't afraid of anything
Except for defending his belt against real competition
>>77646249
True. It's why he won't spar with Lomanchenko, he knows he'll get fucking exposed if he does.
the boxing discussion belongs on /box/
>>77645896
*gallops towards you*
>>77646371
Hey pussy you still there?
>>77646291
Of course Paulie would do anything to get a fight with McGregor. I don't care how egotistical you are for the right price you'll set your pride aside. It's going to be the pay day of Paulie's life and he's already said that St. Patricks lands on a Saturday in 2018. This is a dead giveaway.
>>77646302
His last fight against Nate at UFC 202 got him $3m, UFC is a company and can't afford the type of paydays that he'd get in boxing. This is just common sense. A fight with Paulie would make him more money.
https://www.mmafighting.com/2016/8/22/12587038/ufc-202-salaries-conor-mcgregor-nate-diaz-cash-seven-figure-paydays
Even from the stand point of the UFC it makes financial sense for him to go box again.
>>77646387
>I don't care how egotistical you are for the right price you'll set your pride aside.
Chapelle already proved that wrong, now shh
>>77646387
He got 3m plus whatever is the PPV percentage he gets goof. He gets a shitload from Floyd because that fight is gonna sell shitloads, but his split with the UFC is probably similar to what he used to get in MMA.
Floyd himself is rich as fuck because he is his own promoter and doesn't have to share his piece of the pie with anybody
>>77646438
There's still no way he'll get a $50m payday in the UFC. The UFC under WME-IMG is a company that is already struggling financially so it cannot afford to give Conor those kinds of paydays.
Why do all gays sound like they have a broomstick up their nose?
>>77646499
There's no way he'd do 50mil because there's no 100 mil fight for him to do in the ufc. He can easily get 25mil, friggin Nate supposedly got 15 mil for 202
>>77646499
You're an idiot.
>>77646387
The ufc cant let their biggest draw fuck around in boxing forever hahah eventually he has to do an mma fight
>>77646527
>there's no 100 mil fight for him to do in the ufc
Brock Lesnar
when conor heems floyd it's gonna change the whole game.
conor is gonna change MMA's bum life and kill boxing once and for all
>>77646387
From the UFC's perspective it's free money. Mayweather's team is handling the production so they're basically just renting out one of their guys for a night and collecting a huge check. The chances of a fight like this happening again are very high. That said I doubt McGregor will have enough credibility as a boxer to sell a fight with Malignaggi after he gets the shit smacked out of him, but we'll see.
>>77646629
Ali Act. They don't have a choice in the matter.
>>77646249
you're as dumb as they come
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>77645012
I liked looking at this
>>77645012
This is an incredible gif
So Schaub actually thinks Conor will win? I thought he was just bullshitting about keeping it competitive
>>77645748
>>77645896
I wonder what the world would be like if Aldo had been the one doing this to Conor
>>77646289
>and doesn't afraid of anything
Title defenses against non-retirees (0)
who is your preferred ufc women's mixed martial artist?
*Out-awkward's you*
imagine getting mad about ufc "title" defenses
literally wwe manchildren
>>77647093
>tfw no god tier genetics aryan family
fuaaaark m8 bisping is literally living the dream
>>77647093
I like the part where Bisping fought a tough contender like all other UFC champions
Those Bisping genes
>>77647078
Hey moron when did you stop sperging out last night? Your IQ is deplorable.
>Abel Trujillo replaced by Bobby Green, who will fight Lando Vannata at UFC 216 in Las Vegas
Bando finna get B L A C K E D
>>77647093
bispings wife looks like a dude facewise
the chin has to be tucked buddeh
>>77647044
To be honest, aside what that retard shoub thinks, Conor's style is made perfect for May. Long southpaw, very good timing and countering. May leans backs or rolls without protecting his head, and Conor bullies people the he engages and gauges out the movement he wants to see out of opponents to hit that left.
We saw Paulie getting struct and rocked a bit, May doesn't have a good chin if we are to judge by the times he did get hit with something, and old age might even worsen it. You add the numbers, see how it works.
Anthony Pettis vs Dustin Poirier
which can is going to win this one?
>tfw no god tier genetics aryan family fuaaaark m8 bisping is literally living the dream
>>77647129
Conor could not outbox Nate Diaz
>>77647123
what is your maximum bench press for reps?
>>77647129
Your dumbest post to date
>>77647141
i was thinking the same thing T B H
>bisping's son is into asian qts
is he /ourguy/?
>>77647136
Pettis will win, Poirer is too chinny and not big enough to manhandle Anthony
>>77647129
>literally a 5'7 lithuanian breakdancer
>>77647155
What's the matter with you?
Lithcuck unironically word for word guaranteed OSP would heem Jon because muh punchers chance
Why did Dana edit the footage?
Michael Bisping
Who is your most liked fighter period?
Ive made 38 replies in this thread
>>77647044
No, he doesn't think Conor will win. He thinks it will be more competitive than people think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1V_lcekZQ
>>77647167
He also picked DC
>>77647182
>>77647188
>>77647195
This loser was having a mental breakdown last night
just envision actually watching the stupid spectacle that is conor vs. mayweather. just picture how much of an imbecile you would have to be.
>>77647227
and Yoel
What's your best prediction of a ufc fight?
>>77647146
no bench press just one arm curl 120's for reps
>Sniff my feet anon, or I'll get my dad to beat you up
What do? Keep in mind her dad is a UFC Champ
>>77647231
All three of those posts are me and this is me responding to myself
>>77647251
I'm not a money fight so I don't think I have anything to worry about
mma angles confirmed
>>77647271
>>77647255
>>77647231
All me
The obese spammer is back at it! I love it!
Favorite black fighter?
>Chael acting like he beat up Tito
What did he mean by this?
>>77647117
Lol looks like you triggered him again
Thoughts on obese mandrama losee favorite female fighter roman reigns?
>>77647316
Are you new to MMA?
>>77647332
Isn't it a bit early for your spamming? Did mommy sleep at her boyfriends house last night?
Imagine the brain damage you gotta have to be this guy:
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tripcode/!!T2UdrWkLSWB/
>>77647361
Lmao no way it's all the same guy what a fucking weirdo
>>77647377
Its a public trip, noobfag
Guys did that one dude in the thread last night actually kill himself? I'm worried.
those kailin curran nudes were disappointing. she really ruined herself with those tattoos
The day metamoris died forever
>>77647430
It was the spammer you idiot, if he were serious about it Bisping would be the last cunt on his mind
>>77647430
Nah, I'm still here. I was only joking.
<-- Gewby
>>77647490
what happened tree munts lata?
>>77647430
i had a hampster when i was kid
i feel the sole purpose of hampsters is for kids to deal with death
what i'm trying to say is he's dead
>>77647492
Conor proves he has the Heart of a rabbit
>>77647492
Conor retired.
1h 14m until liverpool begins winning
makes me think
>>77647545
*headkicks*
>>77647545
You seem to have activated my almonds with this post
there is no real heat between floyd and conor. they're businessmen and probably have a good laugh together backstage when the cameras are off.
money has nothing to prove by knocking out or obliterating conor. he's going to take his foot off the gas after building a healthy point lead so conor can save face and call out magic man- a fight money will probably promote and make money off of as well. this whole thing is basically a cash grab to make money off contards
>these bum boxers who are literally training in a garage in some dead city mocking mcgregor
pathetic tbqh
>>77647573
*does the gambi dance*
>>77647545
She doesn't give a damn about her bad reputation
>>77647552
man holly was thicc
>>77647442
Schaub is truly a next level thinker
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmOwtPdThY
>>77647590
damn she got lit the fuck up
>>77647604
he looks beta here compared to how he looks now
>>77647604
*pushes your head back*
Oh for sure my man you never trained for this huh *shoves your head* heh what's the matter? too unorthodox for you?
>>77647559
>thinking everything is a le cospiracy
they are going to fight for real and thats the end of it, im sure they dont dislike eachother deeply but i also guarantee you that there is no "laughing together backstage" or taking the foot off the gas.
Conor is coming for the kill, if by some miracle he beats floyd he will become bigger than him, why settle for being the second fiddle when you have a chance at becoming the man?
>>77647623
>i also guarantee you that there is no "laughing together backstage"
You're too gullible lol
>>77647604
This is hilarious.
>>77647640
post jessamyn's
Any of you guys overprotective of your sister? Might have to heem her BF
>>77647658
>tfw sister's bf could brutally heem me
>>77647604
I never watched the match. Did Cyborg even try to take him down or just sat there butscooting the whole time? Seems like he shouldn't have the audacity to talk shit if he wasnt going for takedowns.
>>77647667
That's not a good feel, bud
>>77647637
take off the tin foil hat and enjoy the show
thinking conor and floyd are together on this for money is the same as thinking conor and nate were together on it when they first fought, considering nate was making pennies before it happened, and we all saw how it ended the first time around
conor will most likely lose but im sure he is not going in there to
>>77647667
Fight dirty my man
>>77647665
You don't have to download it.
Right click --> copy image --> ctrl + v inside the 4chan post text box
try it, you can do this with screencaps so you don't have to save them as well
>>77647667
learn bjj, dawg
>>77647545
kek nunes must have scrambled her fucking brains
It's literally in our constitution that you are allowed to be an asshole as much as you want until...you guessed it, your being an asshole turns into physical violence. Then it's assault. She will want to know these kinds of things when Ol' Travis wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.
>>77647604
This is honestly tough to watch. What a fucking tool.
>>77647667
>tfw i wanted my sister only to myself and i cant do anything about her having a bf and an actual life
fuck, she was supposed to be mine only and no one else's
>>77647667
Is he cool or does he need a good heeming?
>>77647716
No he's cool. Wouldn't need to heem him. He's a big cornfed farmboy, would fuck me up.
>>77647740
atleast she actually looks female
>>77647667
It can't be so bad having Chad as a brother in law
>>77647713
Have you seen the movie Scarface?
>>77647755
Stay cool with him as long as he treats your sister right, if shit goes down you want a yuge oakie guy on your side
>>77647740
this is also bannable, doofus
>>77647713
ur a bit sick in the noggin lad
what is the best fighting base specifically for fighting in an octagon? wrestling?
>>77647794
Mexican Jiu Jitsu
>>77647794
Aikido, I would wager.
>>77647673
You are literally too gullible
>>77647775
theres nothing wrong in wanting to be with your sister bro, i know there is no man around that can treat her as good as me, its really sad that she cant come to her senses and see it for herself..
Is this what fighters do? Whore themselves out when they lose all of their UFC fights?
Why do people say Goobs would kill Mayweather in seconds in an MMA fight?
He's not shooting for a double leg lol
>>77647856
Have you two fugg'd?
>>77647868
he would if he was fighting someone like you or floyd who have no wrestling or grappling
>>77647856
/heem/ is not the home of pathetic incestuous losers like you my man.
>>77647871
no, she never understood how we are supposed to be together, i never said anything either because im not a creep, i expected she would realize it for herself but i guess women are just dumb
>>77647868
I think you'd be surprised.
>>77647888
How have you hinted it or left signs?
>>77647883
Still not sure he would were the fight actually made. He's a showman, he'd probably throw some meme kicks and try to knock him out sooner than he'd want to submit him
ARTEM VS PAULIE IS THE REAL MONEY FIGHT
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/15/16148202/artem-lobov-responds-to-emotional-mess-paulie-malignaggi-ill-box-the-ears-off-him
>>77647868
teep
knee
flying knee
oblique stomp
tornado kick
wheel kick
spinning heel kick to the body
head kick
cheeky leff hand of god
>>77647922
take it to box or asp
>>77647898
i try to be kinda subtle about it because i dont want to be labeled as a weirdo, so i just hug her/cuddle sometimes when watching stuff and on ocasion when she was mad about some fag id say shit like "if i was with a girl like you id never do that" its kinda hard my guy, but i remain hopeful she will one day realize were meant to be together
>>77647924
Most of those are tools that wear down the opponent, leading to the finish. He's not going to beat Floyd with a teep in seconds.
I think Mayweather could even last a round honestly
>>77647935
>>77647898
Can the mod ban these two mongoloids already?
>>77647941
floyd would not land one punch. not ONE punch
>>77647935
How old are you and sister?
Who is your favorite LHW in the UFC?
>>77647941
>I think Mayweather could even last a round honestly
He literally wouldn't
>>77647944
what the fuck is wrong with you retard? there is no fight going on, chill out
>>77647935
this is why brazil is not in the circle
>>77647966
im 22 shes 20
>>77647977
>This literal incestuous monkey talking about having feelings for his sister
No one wants to read your nonsense except the obese scat spammer.
>>77647977
You are pathetic please leave. I bet you are 55chan poster, use that shithole as your blog.
Byrd vs Wallace
Dawson vs Diaz
Reed vs Olson
Day vs Alvarez
Masters vs Colleen
>>77648011
This looks like crap, it's really stale with the stupid snoop dogg cutout.
>>77647985
putting canada and the uk in instead of us is just an intellectual dishonesty
>>77647996
beat it, dork
claudia's dad is white
>>77648017
Come on mate there are only what, 5 more episodes? No point changing it up for a little Summer thing
>>77648011
btw Sanko did an interview with one of the chicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aQq4qBCY5g
>>77648017
what would you like to see m8?
>>77648006
>2017
>being illiterate
pathetic tbqh
>>77648011
wallace
dawson
reed
day
masters
>>77648072
>there are people itt right now who unironically think clawdja is hawt
kys asap
>>77648087
For me it's Tecia
>>77648072
Cute
>>77648087
You want to fuck your sister. I don't think you have a right to say shit
>>77648087
>>77648046
I bet your sister wonders what she did to deserve having you as family lmao
>>77648092
For me it's Karolina.
>>77648120
do something
>>77648072
Why is she wearing boys' underwear?
I am seriously depressed. I watch people fight and post here all day but it's mostly to keep busy and not focus on my pathetic existence. I cry at least five times a day and my chest hurts just thinking about how lonely I am.
>>77648188
It's tough being a Pettis fan, I know
>>77648188
i feel you my guy
>>77648087
Her personality is what does it for me.
>>77648188
Go train
>>77648219
For me, it's Mackenzie Dern
>>77648219
Joanna always hating on the cute girls
>>77648169
Better support for her ballsack
Mir just signed for Bellasnore
bjj doesn't work in a street fight
proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm0kjySF-mE
notice how he's on the floor and someone could easily stomp on his head
>>77648219
>>77648241
joanna champion is the cutest
>>77648261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UOKEEKyBQo
NEW REEM
>>77648251
i dont believe anyone here cares about either
>>77648251
why the fuck would the UFC release him? he's hall of fame material might as well keep him until the end of his career
>>77648295
>>77648251
Is he still fat?
>>77648295
Shut it, incest macaco
>>77648219
hue
>>77648303
He's suspended on roids, out of shape, washed up, he asked to be let go, why would they keep him?
>>77648251
I wish Rizin would scoop up their leftover heavies and do another tourney.
>>77648188
>>77648222
Do this, exercise is the last thing you want to do when you're depressed but it is one of the most helpful things you can do. i know it feels like it would have no correlation to what has you depressed but it will benefit you greatly. just go for a mile or two run a day to start, soon you will have more things to focus on instead of your loneliness, setting new goals and achieving them will build a ladder out of the hole you're in. Staying in the state you are in now will only exacerbate the issues. Take a stand today!!!! Put on some sneakers and go RUN!!!!
>>77648308
>being this triggered just because you have no one in your life
i can feel your jealousy fat boy
>>77648308
>incest macaco
nice, have a (You)
>>77648347
Are you the Brazilian that tries to post first in every single thread?
>>77648382
maybe, why?
>>77648289
oh yeah
>>77648261
>Joanna/Gollum is better looking than Clawja
Horrific taste
>>77648289
Reem bless lad
>>77648330
thanks for the kind words
>>77648197
He is the kevin lee fan
How come Estoniabro hardly posts here anymore? Has his betting made him homeless only to post in public libraries?
>>77648289
MMA Kino 2bh
>>77648188
lmao is this codyfan?
rate my singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXQQFG48kB4
>>77648188
Getting a job might help It won't make you happy but you'll be distracted and have some money
>>77648197
why you hate Pettis so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocNMUCHQGKQ
Paul Malignaggi vs Conor McGregor confirmed if Conor wins the Mayweather fight!
Do hues unironically like this song?
https://youtu.be/kzOkza_u3Z8
https://fansided.com/2017/08/15/report-tony-ferguson-kevin-lee-works-ufc-216/
This had better be false. Khabib vs Ferguson is the only fight to make right now.
>>77648926
Jesus fuck I'm gonna burst a testicle if Khabib gets titleshot after his bullshit
>>77648902
Source?
>>77648926
Khabib should not be anywhere near a title shot. Lee vs Tony is the correct fight to make.
>>77648537
Gay as heck.
>>77648937
on twitter paul said he wants to fight conor and also this guy >>77646249
>>77648908
Holy fuck, a fucking Hyundai? LOL
>>77648926
That's a really lame fight to make
>>77648926
Khabib should rematch Tibau
>>77648980
Korean cars are trash
>>77648936
>>77648947
In all fairness, Khabib is the "bigger" fight for Goobs, but yeah he should be fighting Tony
>>77647545
She's absolutely right.
>mfw my neighbor has never been arrested for his loud music, littering and urinating in my yard, and just being an absolute cunt in general but i have a restraining order against me after yelling at him for the aforementioned
That's why I'm not a white nationalist. Everyone is a fucking nigger.
>>77648947
Lee is basically Black Conor wannabe who has not fought anyone. Barboza would make more sense.
>>77647658
>tfw you can heem every here
>>77648993
Making tony fight Lee just confirms Khabib gets next shot...
>>77649020
You sure like reddit...
>>77649030
Shut up, Bilal
>>77649019
> who has not fought anyone
>Chiesa is now no one
I love the backtracking
>>77649028
Nah, nothing is confirmed with Goobs
For all we know he goes and fights Paulie next kek
>>77649111
who is the big english bouncer? i see him everywhere
Daily reminder that Trujillo dodged an absolute bullet when be backed out of the lando fight.
>>77649360
Doofus, Trujillo would have ended banana man meme
>>77649360
>Dodged a meme fighter
Don't think so
>>77649384
Groovys going on a title run and it starts with KOing Bobby Green. I'll come find all you doubters later when Lando grabs his 4th fight bonus in 4 fights.
>>77649440
I'll be here to call you out, bud
>>77649360
Lando was blessed by the heem gods
>>77649440
He lost his last fight lol
>>77649111
Chiesa was always no one u goof
Who has he even beat? Jim Miller?
>>77649485
>Literally backtracking this hard
He beat Dariush numbnuts
>>77649465
>trujillo
>heeming anybody post 2013.
Lmao
>>77649503
Dariush is nobody.
Who the fuck has Dariush even beat? Jim Miller?
>>77649568
Dariush beat Johnson right before he heem'd pea head, then went on to get brutally KO'd by Barboza
Visualise to actualise to amplify
i've noticed the heavier the weight division the harder it is to be consistently successful
at lower division we have people like mighty mouse, GSP and aldo dominating the divisions
but at heavyweight the record for title defences is literally two
that's why i think fedor really stands out as the GOAT, it's pretty much impossible to go that long without losing at heavyweight
jon jones also stands out because although he's light heavyweight it's pretty hard to dominate as hard as he did. silva is somewhat impressive but it's middleweight. anything below middleweight is manlets.
As a boy I was a fan of fighters.
As a man I am a fan of fights.
>>77649568
>Ireland
why do you even try to contribute
>>77649616
Wise words my guy
>>77648491
he has been bathing in my fame for a while
>>77649603
never pegged him as a man who would have fake teeth put in
>>77649613
Fedor is a can crusher
>>77649594
>Dariush beat Johnson
nice meme mr casual
>>77649616
as a boy I posted on /heem/ regularly
as a man I hate all of you
>>77649632
Welcome back Jaagup, how's the mushroom business?
>>77649643
>never pegged him
Weirdo
>>77649568
>Flag
>Topic
Stick to speaking about that one fighter
>>77647868
Legs are longer than arms
Name my band /Heem/
ye dog we gonna be floyd's bitch that night dog ye
wat
wat
wat
>>77649669
are u mad because he hasn't beat Jim Miller?
>>77649701
Fantastic Foursome
>>77649655
Jaagup who? I am the OG edge
>>77649657
is that expression not used in burgerland?
>>77649715
You seem to have been impersonated by some Estonian knucklehead that likes to bake desserts
>>77649603
We get it, you're masculine
>>77649717
Pegging is gay dildo sex with a girl
>>77649741
>gay sex with a girl
>>77649647
>Prime Antonio Nogueira
>Prime Cro Cop
>Prime Kevin Randleman
>Prime Mark Hunt
>Prime Tim Sylvia
>Andrei Arlovski
All cans right?
>>77649715
Why did you duck Twinkcuck?
>>77649717
Pegging is where a cute girl fucks you up the ass with a dildo
>>77649731
Let him timestamp his jaw next time. They all want what I have, but they are not willing to work for it.
>>77649767
basically raquel pennington'd
>>77649767
There's only one way to have sex with a woman
Have any of you guys taken the challenge?
https://youtu.be/rbSIHUVUbMU
>>77649708
Do as you're told you little weasel
>>77649843
>Conner
Black """"intelligence""""
>>77649777
>Prime Nog
Good
>Prime Cro Cop
Good
>Prime Randleman
Decent
>Prime Mark Hunt
Kickboxing prime maybe lol
>Prime Tim Sylvia
Lol
>Arlovski
Decent. Then that Arlovski got plastered by Brett Rogers 6 months later
Can crusher.
Post fighters with inevitable biopics
what fighter could KO himself on purpose the best?
do you think you could knock yourself out?
>>77649885
Triggered?
>>77649932
Spammer
What up, family?
I didn't follow UFC much this year. What's up with my boy Dom this year? Did he fuck his shit up again? Or is he waiting for the winner of Cody vs DJ Dillashit?
>>77649944
That's you
>>77649946
He retired and is now dating Mikkel Kessler
/heem/ BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YOqB2lDkFg
>>77649885
people just spell it like that on purpose at this point
>>77649946
Miesha still has not sat on my face, life is suffering
>>77649957
You wish you were me, obese loser.
>>77649962
Good for him, there's nothing wrong with bouncing on his boy's dick.
>>77649966
based pres
>>77649946
Cody cracked his chin, he'll never be able to fight again
>>77649909
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bUgy6gmVntk
Mcgregor via floppy noodle left straight
>>77649904
Tim Sylvia had just won the UFC heavyweight title, you don't know shit my man. And even if he had fought just those and won, that's a bigger accomplishment than most fighters at HW.
((F))AST ((E))XTREME ((D))ANGEROUS ((O))RIGINAL ((R))USSIAN
F E D O R
KING OF RING (( Don't Be a Jealous Racist Hater )) Fedor Is an Awesome Fighter with kind heart
THE BEST
EMPROR
Old Bear Fedor is coming back from Hibernation out of his lair to snatch some more meat and Glory this time UFC chickens are for Dinner!
PEARL MOTHER FUCKING GONZALEZ IS BACK AT UFC 216
>>77649843
>Conor fans
>>77649904
>Nog and Cro Cop are good but he's still a can crusher
Really making me think here
>>77649971
why is it that every time someone mentions miesha tate there's always a follow up comment about her sitting on face? does she have a really nice butthole or something? i've never seen it but i can tell from the face she enjoys a good rimming
>>77647112
>I like the part where Bisping fought a tough contender like all other UFC champions
yeah cause conor sure has defended..
>>77650182
You tell me, boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9nE3XHh57s
>>77650268
Uma delicia
>>77650268
tremendo culo
>>77650268
hnnggg
>>77650182
>>77650337
Wolf tickets troll account fake news. Las Vegas Post doesn't even exist.
>>77649909
>>77650182
https://youtu.be/mf6SGfLs9cY?t=2m49s
>>77650031
Tim Sylvia had just LOST the UFC title in embarrassing fashion twice in three fights.
Fedor was good but mostly a can crusher who rode off muh nostalgia aspies hyping him
>>77650094
Its really not that hard for neurotypicals. He's a can crusher. Even if he has a couple nice wins. MMA has evolved a lot
>>77650422
>the day we found out our friend is gay
>>77650047
Why cant her nudes leak instead
>>77650334
so many strikes to the back of the head
Riddle me this.
A UFC fighter can strangle with a force of several hundred pounds, obviously a fighter getting choked out can withstand the pressure by tensing the neck muscles...
However, when they're unconscious, if they haven't tapped out, the choke continues. So how do they survive a strangle that strong with a limp neck? Shouldn't the trachea snap?
>SHOWTIME
DECLARES WAR
ON FLOYD VS. CONOR PIRATES
>Network is ripping a page from the Mayweather vs. Pacquiao playbook -- where they scouted out a bunch of potential illegal streaming sites and hit 'em with a legal blow before the fight.
http://www.tmz.com/2017/08/15/mayweather-vs-mcgregor-showtime/
Are we fucked?
>>77650616
That's why the doctors rush in as soon as possible and that's why fighters get forced to take time off after fights
>>77650640
I was planning on torrenting it the next morning anyways, the streams are gonna be horrific
>>77650616
if they die they die
>>77650658
I was able to watch paquiao vs Mayweather but links were getting killed FACT AND final stream was Shit
>>77650532
they already did....
>>77650686
No they didn't. Prove me wrong neighbour
>>77650645
Yeah but there's at least a couple of seconds between passing out and the ref stopping in, if you're lucky. I'm thinking the neck stays stiff.
>>77650717
That's exactly the reason why mma will NEVER EVER EVER be a mainstream sport
>it's the fight the fans wanted to see
>>77650658
>breaking a bone no matter where or how doesn't hurt
-poland
>>77650741
>fake news
I said it doesn't hurt as much as people think, goof
>>77648252
He won the fight you retard.
>be me
>decide to try out MMA
>go to first fight
>do okay but eventually lose
>go second fight
>still not bad but lose again
>think i'm obviously not cut out for this
>give up
>years later both of the guys i lost two are UFC champs
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Kenneth-Williams-2370
Poland won the decision, car won the fight
>>77650769
If my leg broke like anderson silva's I'd "probably" call for help.
-Poland
>>77650729
it already is dufus
>>77650799
I think you'd be surprised
>>77650796
I definitely know what I would do if I was in a serious accident
-United States of Goof
>>77650809
i'm not surprised motherfucker
Thoughts on this fight?
>>77650814
you truly are the baddest man on the planet
>>77650814
How do you masterbate with broken arm, are you a switch hitter or have you made compromises?
>>77650831
I know right, Stiopic is totally ducking me bro
>>77650441
Dude, he beat the best competition out there mostly flawlessly, and he was a master of sport in combat sambo. What other metric other than fighting in mug UFC is there? The UFC wasn't the premier org back then, it's not like the competition was any better.
>>77650842
Miocic would get destroyed by Jon Jones. He's literally SHIT by comparison. Stipe sucks compared to jones. Don't respond your life doesn't matter.
>>77650832
Always done that deed with the left hand
>>77650832
you wouldn't believe how many bones you break uploading pictures of jedrzejczyk everyday, it's incredible how this guy doesn't even get hurt
>>77650881
Jeez, who pissed in your coffee?
>>77648011
This is the goof image for tonight's fights.
>>77650853
you think that jones would win at his current weight? like 40 pounds heavier than stiopic?
please say yes so i can laugh at how ridiculous you jj nuthuggers are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKOVcDgPKJI
McGregor BTFO?
>>77650791
I love weird records like this
>>77650897
>jj nuthuggers
what am i a kid posting on sherdog? i don't give a fuck about any fighter jon is a lot better than stipe
How come nobody gives me any (YOU)'s when I bring up great matchup between Weidman fighting Boetsch?
>>77650740
i'm torn with dana. he obviously made the ufc what it is today, but part of me thinks he could have done a much better job running it. i don't think casual fans care about any of the shit he does though so he probably gets away with it without hurting the sport too much.
alistairoid literally was shorter with less reach before the roids, he's an older 10x shittier version of jones
miocuck got knocked out by struve an absolute can i beat 10 times out of 10
>>77649904
>Then that Arlovski got plastered by Brett Rogers 6 months later
a guy that Fedor also beat btw
>>77650933
Because nobody cares about prelim-tier matches but have some (You)'s anyway.
>>77650934
He ruined MW, I'm not gonna hate on Bisping for wanting GSP after UFC floated idea in his head, just a stupid fucking move
>>77650934
Dana's never had any say. He's the face of the UFC, not the brains behind it
>>77650955
yeah but only about 0.1% of people who watch ufc actually care. seems like the most important thing to growing the company is having more superfights and ""celebrities"" and shit talkers.
>>77651007
He 100% is behind making fights happen.
>>77650889
I did
>>77650897
Jones claims to walk at 230 pounds, Stipe weighs in for fights at 240, it's not that big of a difference
>>77651009
Oldfags hardly cared for gsp (well known boring fighter) look at all the shit woodley gets I don't even like the fucking guy but his fights are more entertaining that GSP's. I think people are expecting much more from GSP that what we'll see
>>77651032
t. obese woodleyspammer
>>77651019
If that were true then there wouldn't have been such a big shift in the matchmaking after the Fertittas sold. Dana never went anywhere.
>>77651063
Woodley is NIGGER
>>77650889
no one i'm just fucking around lighten up before you light you up
>>77651027
walking weight is different from weight at the end of a hard camp, even with no true weight cutting. i bet jon would weigh in around 220 for HW. he could bulk up and add muscle obviously, but even just looking at him and stipe there are clearly big differences in their physique. stipe has thicker wrists and torso, bigger broader head, he's just a more robustly built guy altogether.
>>77650933
Because they aren't fighting each other and thatd be a one sided awful fight, nerdpad
Guess this fighter
The real reason rich piana was hospitalized is because I kicked his ass. He unironically thought he was the toughest guy in Florida.
>>77651077
>no one i'm just fucking around lighten up before you light you up
What he meme by this
>>77651088
Who you got? I think Boetsch heems him early
>>77651090
TBA
>>77645748
>>77645896
>mfw when remembering how some goof said he's desperately trying to impersonate Anderson and the heem came like 5 seconds later and somebody responded ''Doing a pretty good job desu''
>>77651090
zane simon
Given the current climate I think Cerrone nickname might be a little bit problematic. Perhaps cowman would be better?
>>77651090
my next victim
>>77651087
Jon said that he fought DC this time at 215 which was very light compared to his previous fights.
Torso wise I don't know if Jon is that much smaller than Stipe, he just has those super skinny legs that make him look frail
>>77651129
If anybody knows BONES it's this guy.
>>77645748
>>77645896
holy shit what was LaFlare thinking
do you think ufc fighters should start wearing head gear during actual fights?
>>77651145
He's a high level wrestler that thinks he knows how to strike because he took cardio kickboxing classes from Mark Henry
>>77651156
Yeah, helmets would cut way down on concussions
>>77651129
I don't buy the injury tbqh, wasn't he ripping shirt off and doing goofy shit?
>>77651129
i don't know, stipe is a pretty /bigguy/, he seems to have an all around larger frame than jon. it's not a massive difference though, like i said i think there would be about 20lbs difference between them in the cage which for HW isn't impossible or anything
Frank Mir just died.
>>77651164
Seriously, when the fuck is that bum gonna get exposed?
>>77651173
opposite actually
>>77648011
Byrd
Diaz
Reed
Alvarez
Masters
>>77651090
dude why are all your images named IMG_xxxx do you purposely rename them?
will the polish jew joanna retire undefeated?
>>77651129
DC literally leaned into the kick. Worst case scenario. AND STILL couldn't knock him out cold. Little chicken legs lmao.
>>77651236
That kick would have heem'd many, not much different from cro cop/gonzaga. DC has coconut head
>>77651230
can't be defeated if you never fight anyone
>>77651236
DC really has one of the best chins in MMA, lesser guy would had crumbled on the spot from that kick, like Cro Cop vs Gonzaga
Betting house on artim
>>77651236
lol dc never lost a round as a heavyweight
>>77651225
People actually post from their phone
>>77651259
now this is literally wwe
>>77651259
Do the memes ever stop?
stipe not only tapped he got knocked out by overeem and his head hitting the canvas woke him up (it amplified the force)
>>77651259
Artem the memester going for another main event after Cub Swanson, can't blame the guy.
If it's stupid but it works then it's not stupid
>>77651296
Hey thats what Connor Ruebusch said!
should fighters wear this in the cage?
>>77651320
>Needing padding to handle body shots from a woman
>>77651320
Fighters should all be naked during competition
>turn on JRE
>Rogaine talking about masturbating a chimp
>>77651335
imagine taking a kick from joanna with the added force from the pads. enough to break ribs desu
>>77651346
I assume he was referring to himself
What fight was biggest robbery?
>GSP vs Hendricks
>>77651368
true it would actually make the teeps hurt more
>>77651346
today has actually been pretty good
>>77651387
Schaub vs. Arlovski
>>77651387
Henderson vs Cerrone
>>77651389
someone xray this plz
>>77651387
Dunno if Shogun-Machida will ever be topped
>>77651387
Overeem vs Miocic
>>77651421
Should Hendricks have got decision over GSP or am I just a h8ter in shambles?
>>77651421
>Poirier vs Pettis
Nice, should be a good fight.
Btw if you haven't seen Poirier's wikipedia page it's almost as long as Conor's. It must have been edited by his biggest fan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Poirier
>>77651451
no bloodyelbow's team already said it was the correct decision, they literally watch the fight on youtube
>>77651462
reminds me of MVPs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Page_(fighter)#Personal_life
>>77651462
>ywn have someone that big a fan of you to document every stage of your life in detail
>>77651263
Cody 1488 is my boy.
If Rockhold and Bisping had rematch who would you bet house on?
>>77651568
alexa grasso
>>77651577
Get the fuck out of here goof
who wins alexa grasso vs. paige vanzant
>>77651593
None you weirdo!
Who is your least favourite female in any organization of fighting?
>>77651618
Why don't you start by letting us know pussy
>>77651618
King reina
name a worse champion in the ufc all time than germaine
So if JDS beats Ngannou it'll be Overeem rematch?
>>77651660
>>77651660
nigga fuck you
name 3 fighters who are atheists with no tattoos
>>77651701
Rockhold ?
>>77651260
Lost a round to barnett
>>77651706
not on my scorecard (the only score that matters)
>>77651732
My condolences, sage. Poor girl is loosing clarity
>>77651387
Alexa Grasso vs. Rando Markas
>>77651695
Fuck you too mandrama weeb.
i miss the [embed][embed][embed] OPs
>>77651761
you're a no lifer faggot from now until the end of time just know that
>>77651387
Bisping vs Silva definitely sticks out in my mind
>Not liking King Reina
>>77651761
also you do realize an actual UFC fighter was indicted for fight fixing this week, right?
i hope that doesn't shatter your tiny Japanophobic worldview.
>>77651793
Really? Link?
new thread
>>77651813
>>77651813
>>77651813
>>77651822
The OP doesn't matter you idiot
>>77651793
He was korean so idgaf and he was a literal nobody just like you. Stay triggered weeb
>>77651822
Report this, spammer made another thread from archives
>>77651845
>being this new
>>77651848
Explain
>>77651848
youre about to be banned or probably warned
>>77651854
for what you stupid faggot
>>77651861
Unfortunately you can't use that type of language in /heem/
hnnngh
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/showtime-sues-stop-pirating-mayweather-mcgregor-fight-1029929
Someone make non spammer thread pls
>>77651894
fuck u goof
>>77651898
Go fk urself
MOPS = GODS
BRAND NEW
>>77652074
>>77652074
>>77652074
>>77652074