Is ronaldo like zyzz an /r9k/ that become turbo alpha chad?

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>zyzz
>/r9k/
>chad
>alpha

he always had the most chad characteristic: confidence

when puberty ended and he got fit, he went full chad

He was always Chad, proven that appearance doesn't matter only attitude and confidence can make you a true MAN

>>77641356
ahahahah nice joke, look at his fucking neck, totally bent, he's a beta larping as an alpha, his fans are the same

>>77641173
>frog

>>77641291
>>77641356
Is this sarcasm? I like him but confidence is literally the only chad trait he DOESN'T have. When he finally won his second ballon d'or he literally cried on stage because that's just how much it bothered him to see messi winning it for 4 straight years. Things get to him really easily. Also the constant "muh haters" rants.

>>77641356
This. The madman threw a chair at his teacher for calling him poor.

>>77642326
? hes probably the most mentally strong player in the game today

>>77641157
Zyzz never became an alpha

>>77642326
you are literally a manchild if you think that was the reason he cried.

>>77642911
Oh ooh
U didn't said that
Take that back immediately

>>77643798

>die in a tranny sauna because of shit genes (heart condition) facilitated by the use of gear (/fraud/)
>alpha

nah

>>77643806
Nonononononononononono
Delete your post immediately

>>77641157
how many buzzmemens do you need in an OP...

fucking cancer