CUBS
1. Jon Jay (L) CF
2. Tommy La Stella (L) 2B
3. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
4. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
5. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
6. Alex Avila (L) C
7. Jason Heyward (L) RF
8. Javier Baez (R) SS
9. Jose Quintana (R) P
REDS
1. Billy Hamilton (S) CF
2. Zack Cozart (R) SS
3. Joey Votto (L) 1B
4. Adam Duvall (R) LF
5. Eugenio Suarez (R) 3B
6. Scooter Gennett (L) 2B
7. Devin Mesoraco (R) C
8. Patrick Kivlehan (R) RF
9. Asher Wojciechowski (R) P
First pitch in about 5 bings
go cubbies
Go Cubs!
> It's another javi has some errors episode.
Can we agree he's the ultimate meme player? For every amazing play he makes he makes 3 shit plays.
>>77641081
Ehhh yeah he is pretty inconsistent (I.e striking out 3 times in a game then going out and hitting 440 foot bomb) his feilding looks bad though
>>77641127
Maddon needs to start almora and Jay every game. He's obsessed with happ and schwarber. They're both meme players.
>>77641159
Almora could be a really good player tbqh
>>77641081
baez is the key to all of this
>>77641127
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>>77641159
>meme meme meme
Should I just exchange the word 'meme' with 'thing I don't like'? Schwarber and Beaz's batting are rock bottom, which means they can only go up. And if you think Happ is bad, you deserved to be slapped.
>>77641177
He also flipped off GHRUMPF
>>77641177
> could be
> he is*
Ftfy
>>77641189
Bait
> Bryant this last week
Is he dare I say it, fixed?
WERE ELITE LADS
>>77641193
Shut up faggot weeb. Happ is super inconsistent. Get his cock out ur mouth.
>>77641201
Nah he clearly has his index finger extended.
>It's a Byrant beats the catcher at home in the first inning episode
I could get used to this.
> Kyle 1-4 with 3 strike outs
> baez 0-4 3 strike outs
Calling it now. Can't wait for addy to be back so we can bench these scrubs
> Quintana walking players
Color me shocked
>>77641228
So he ranges from great to that of a normal rookie. I'm not that broken up if you consider that 'super inconsistent' Are you the faget who keeps demanding Rizzo be traded?
>Quintana putting on his best Arrieta impression.
How did this guy implode so badly?
>>77641388
No I love rizzo. And arrieta is good you dumb shit. He's been amazing the second half. Quintana is ass. We got fleeced
Why did we get him lads
Fuck quintana god dammit is he trash
>>77641398
>He doesn't know about how Arrieta gets into these situations just like this, but unlike Quintana, he manages to pitch out of most of them.
APOLOGIZE TO SCHWARBER
>>77641482
Literally any one in the outfield could make that play.
>>77641493
>Manufacturing excuses instead of runs or outs.
At least we made it out of that inning only giving up 2 runs considering it was almost all on Quintana.
>Baez's batting average is .317 since the All Star Break
Hmmmm....
quintana fucking sucks, we got swindled
>bryant
anti clutch
>>77641493
>Literally any one in the outfield could make that play.
>Reds failed to make that exact play in the first inning
Also Baez made 2 great defensive plays this inning.
Time for Schwarber to get out of his slump, no fences, just a base hit.
>>77641821
> he thinks I was talking about the reds
>>77641806
He's literally le get meaningless hits man. What does he have 50 rbis on the season? Trash
>>77641845
dont worry kyle is about to strike out to make people forget
>>77641833
So you meant figuratively anyone in the outfield could have made that out with this goal post move.
>>77641865
He just jacked up Wojciechowski's pitch count and loaded the bases.
Get on base by any means possible.
>Hitting kind loveable Schwarber
Simply monstrous.
shifts are the gayest thing of all time
> runner on 3rd no ours
> cubs don't score
Wow I'm shocked....
you embarrass me javy
Jay is the best hitter on the team
>>77642083
> javy being shit just as I predicted
Let me know when we can trade this bum.
>>77642125
Agreed. Joe needs to start him every game if we even wanna consider a run. Enough of these experiment players. We have a large enough sample size to know they're a roller coaster ride of hitting.
>>77641806
HAHAAHAHAHAHA
who /dinger/ here
>reds
>>77642184
hitting a home run after you've already scored multiple times in the inning is not exactly what I'd call clutch
>>77642184
Still has a shit BA with RISP and barely any rbis. Broken clocks are right twice a day. Let's hope he's fixed. This season has been very subpar.
>>77642200
>>77642205
DAMAGE CONTROL
>Bryzzo
>>77642200
Also this. As much as I hate to say it, if it were KB instead of jay this inning would be over
BACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACK
CAN YOU FEEL THE AWAKENING
Votto is elite
>Quintana has become le run support man
he must be on cloud nine right now. on the who's this game would've been over if he gave up 2
fresh bryant pic
>>77642248
>acne
i know this feel and im fucking 25. ree
>Schwarber
Plate discipline!
Schwarber gets on base again.
Gotta start somewhere when you are in a Swing/Miss slump.
>hitting Schwarber
>walking Schwarber
dude is le strikeout-or-popout man, I can't believe pitchers still do this. good eye/discipline though, at least he's doing something right
>>77642257
At least he's still a 10/10 with acne
>>77642287
>tfw heyward was le double play man all last year
>cant remember the last time he fucked us with one this year
this is a good feel
>>77642287
Schwarber is basically a 3-outcome hitter right now: Strikeout, Walk, XBH(usually a HR)
>>77642293
haha...yea...
>that shift
this nigga cant find the strike zone to save his life
>>77642347
absolutely Maddon
Fuck you theo trade rizzo for a closer and bullpen help
>>77642447
Fuck your Theo trade Rizzo and Bryant for prospects
>Reaper's back
I have more confidence in him than that new joker the Cubs traded for.
>>77642447
>Chicago Cubs acquire LHP Aroldis Chapman and a PTBNL from the New York Yankees for 1B Anthony Rizzo
Return Q back to the Who he's broken
>>77642447
>>77642461
(you)
>>77642461
>>77642447
Fuck you rizzo, trade theo for bullpen help and prospects
TRADE RIZZO FOR SEAGER BROTHERS NOW GODAMMIT
WHY is BBuintana batting...
>only watched 50 games this season
>watched 120 last season
It hurts
>Cubs' theme during the 4th
https://my.mixtape.moe/aawxrt.mp3
Who's ready to watch Chief Justice home run into a natural cycle?
fuck Bryant has a whole group of girls chanting for him...
>>77642529
he'll get another chance
>JD and Lenn trying to send their energy to Jay's flyout to get it out of the park
>Stadium is playing the Jaws theme for Byrant and Rizzo
>The photoshop of Byrant and Rizzo with shark teeth in the Jaw's poster.
I'm going to miss WGN after it gets gutted by Sinclair.
> cubs literally memeing during the game
> jaws song
> JD with the dad banter
Max comfy
Kek WGN is based
>qt-in-the-stands montage set to Blink 182
I love this network
>Tommy Le St*lla
>Northwestern University
That place is a blight and should be taxed.
>Challenging if Schwarber were hit by a pitch
They need to put ink on their shoes.
>Chris Coglin is confirmed kill
F
>Jason Heyward min maxing his luck stat on display tonight again
BASED MONTY STRIKES AGAIN
>Don Cherry will sing the stretch this weekend
I am so fucking ready.
They better get him in the booth for a solid rant + advice for all the kids out there
>Monty with a 2 RBI double
>Chief Justice will get one more chance for the Natural Cycle
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>>77642763
> anime
>free out
Mike Montgomery would like to have a word with you
>>77642808
>intentionally walked
>>77642811
>Ace Combat
>Anime
>THE CITY OF RESD FIELDING
>the absolute city of Cincinnati
>the unincorporated community of Cincinnati Reds defense
>>77642820
> ace combat
I don't see a single fighter jet.
BTFO
pinch hit Montgomery for Bryant in clutch situations desu
busting this one wiiiide open
>>>77642816
Those bastards!
Redlegs now officially BTFO.
Cincy fans will be glad when they don't have deal with Bryzzo Corp. anymore
>>77642878
>Cincy fans
>Schwarber gets a base hit
Doesn't matter if it's because the Resd bungled it, it's still a base hit and RBI
>inb4 resd comeback
>If Heyward, Baez or whoever pinch hits of Monty gets on base, John Jay will have one more chance for the cycle.
The fact that the resd have scored 4 runs is worrisome.
yes, pitching change please
>>77642991
When it's a blow out the pitchers stop trying. They focus on trying to work on their not so good stuff
SCOOTER BTFO
HE WILL NEVER RECOVER
>Baez strikes again!
>Chief Justice has a chance to get the cycle against a position players
YES
E
S
JON JAY CYCLE PLEASE
ARE THEY JUST GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM TO BE NICE
NOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
I know they'll all say only the win matters. But it's still a spell depressing he didn't homer after Baez sent a bullet out of the park.
> baez doing jack shit all game just to hit a garbage time dinger to prolong the meme that he is and allow joe to shoe horn him into the line up.
Fuck me
at first I was like "who is this hack side-arming at 60-mph like its warmups", and then I realized the Rouges have a position player on the mound
REDS BETTER TIE IT UP IN THE 9TH SO JAY CAN GET HIS CYCLE
>tune in
>immediate faggot commentary by casper
>>77643098
they should keep female pitchers in the pen just for garbage time. make it fun
>>77643121
> Not liking casper
Ass blasted who fan spotted.
>>77643094
>Didn't see Baez single handedly get Q out of the jam in the third or his great base hit at the start of the 7th inning tear.
>>77643121
>Shit talking Casper when you have Hawk 'The worst announcer in baseball' Harrelson
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>>77643121
>He doesn't like Len
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