OFFICIAL METS VS YANKEES GAMETHREAD

Peter Alonso

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>this pitching match-up
lmao. How about you ni66as discuss some real pitching. It might make this shitshow more enjoyable for you.

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>>77640050

Go Yaks

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>>77640081
*dimmadabs on meredith*

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T H I C K
H
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What sport is this

>>77640096
beisbol

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T H I C K

>No stankees fans at the field
lmao, this is technically a home game for the Mets. You'd never see Fenway overrun with opposing fans.

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>tfw >we get swept by the mest

>>77640132
Mike always liked Mets talk more

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AYYYYO. oh boy i'm excited.

GET FUCKED SKANKEES

Given how both teams are playing I'm expecting a split. Mets have basically been playing .500 for the last two months and Yankees morale is low

>J0dge

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>Roger Clemens will NEVER get into the Hall of Fame
feels good man

>>77640203
Voters have been more relaxed when it comes to voting in guys who roided.

>>77640203
I'm a Mets fan but he deserves to be in unfortunately

based assdribble

>100 mph
>Cessa

He's roiding

Since when did Cessa throw 100?

>"mr. hot"

Cespedes looks like a RTTS character made by a 12 year old

>it's a Conforto swings at a terrible breaking ball in the dirt episode

Okay who murdered Luis Cessa and replaced him with this dude?

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Alright Yaks fans, get ready for some RAFAEL MONTERO action

Honest question do yaks fans really think they aren't shit? The won't amount to anything. Ever. Just become Mets fans now, don't delay the inevitable.

>>77640293
Seriously, did he just gain like 5-6 mph on his fastball?

Dodgers own the Mets at this point

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>>77640305
>Some guy called in to Mike's show today and asked him if Montero would be a part of the future

>>77640316
>Dodgers

uh...who?

>>77640313
Highest velocity I've ever seen him have is 96 mph but that wasn't his usual fastball.

Petorius Alonsius already has more home runs today than Dominic Smith

>>77640352
lmao

>J0dge

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>31 consecutive games
weew

wow, montero not being a complete catastrophic mess. what timeline did i wake up in today?

>Struck out against Montero

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*strikes you out*

Judge would strike out less if he eliminate the leg kick. He was way late with that leg kick. It would also help if he swung at strikes.

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>I dont know what to put here

where are those mets army losers at? lol weren't they supposed to be diehards that came to every game?

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>>77640412

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Why does Cessa wear 85? Was he not expecting to make the roster?

I'm beginning to think Judge will never recover.

>>77640425
Bitch, he gets called up like once every other month

Goatmed

Rosario: lean superstar
Smith: fat bust

>didnt allow a dinger after the walk

I like this new Cessa

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>>77640464
*cucks dom smith*

>>77640464
ya i'm not feeling smith. rosario is awwwright tho.

If Rosario wouldve gotten hurt there, that wouldve been very >mest like

Honestly, how do we fix Judge at this point? He's become a black hole in the lineup, and I refuse to believe a 300 AB sample size was just a fluke.

>It's a shitty pitcher pitches like an ace episode
I fucking hate this team so much.

>Montero and Cessa looking like Leiter and Clemens
as expected by everyone

>>77640527
His timing is way off. You can see it in his last at bat. Though he took strike three, he was still in the middle of his leg kick while the ball went by him.

>headley batting .272

Shit, didn't see that coming

>>77640559
Did you see that double play coming, because I did. Fuck this team.

I think what has pissed me off the most this entire cold streak has been Girardi's insistence on continuing to use the most ineffective relievers in high leverage situations, when there are plenty of people who can do the same role better. It's cost us so many games now, including last night.

>>77640416
They're fucking bandwagon fans that became Yankee fans after this Mets season went into the trash

>>77640608
>after this Mets season went into the trash
Have you not watched the Yankees season at all?

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you now remember Juan Lagares

>>77640604
Chapman giving up that home run last night was just unlucky. Leaving him in for 10th was just stupid.

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>mets branded autism spinner

when will these things die already.

>>77640619
Yeah, I'm referring to leaving him in in the 10th, then leaving him in after he hit JBJ. Absolutely retarded.

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>>77640616

>>77640614
They're in playoff race at the moment. The expectations were that they would miss again this year

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WELCOME HOME

THE GRANDYMAN CAN!!!!!!!

Grandyman

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Ayy

Thats the Cessa we know and hate

Fuck this fucking faggot ass team.

Why won't someone in the media just say Judge is overrated?

>yankees gave up signing granderson for ellsbury

>>77640664
Lol signing Granderson over Ellsbury wouldn't be much better. The only difference is that at least Grandy contributes something in the locker room.

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>Judge just Canseco'd a home run

>Judge
>Elite
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CESPEDES BACK TO BACK!!!!!!

2-0 GET REKT SKANKS!!!!

Yup, getting swept by the mest

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season's over

Babbypark strikes again

>>77640674
Not even close

>>77640674
That was far from being Canseco'd

Yancucks

haha

you guys ready to get CONFORTO'D?

>>77640678
>home run
>out
>home run
>back to back

Court is in recess until further notice.....

Tank the season, work for draft picks

Has there even been a player who fell faster after the All Star break than Aaron Judge?

>>77640707
Joc Pederson?

Punished Judge when

what the fuck, man. Losing against those faggots from boston is hard enough, but losing against those numales from Queens? Fuck no, DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS THRASH, CASH

judge in shambles

>>77640726
Not signing Girardi next season would be a start

>>77640696
ah, i wasn't in the room for a minute, i thought it was grandy then cespedes. i was getting my good luck spicy ramen from kitchen.

>thx for reading my blog

>>77640735
>Ramen is considered cuisine in Queens

>>77640745
it is

>Yankees getting shutdown by Montero
lol wut

>>77640726
Need to draft better players

You're nothing special, we lose everyday

>>77640755
Have you not followed baseball since June or something? This shouldn't be surprising to anyone.

>>77640745
i like spicy noodles. i've also noticed in the past that if i'm munching them during a mets game, the mets usually win. but for thee record, i'm eating nongshim shin bowl black noodles, it's probably the most expensive of all the korean noodle bowls you can get. it's not cup noodles or maruchan.

>thx for reading my blog update!

When will the crowd start booing this team?

>>77640770
yeah but like it's Montero, his ERA is 6.06

>>77640808
Bad batters make bad pitchers look good

>>77640808
Again, this is surprising only to people who haven't been following baseball for the past two months.

>>77640808
Yankees got shut down by Zimmerman and Sanchez last week whose ERAs are over 5

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>when the yanks are in the playoff race and they are still getting crushed by every team imaginable
the mets are truly the only new york team

>>77640824
we don't pay attention to our doppelganger

>>77640834
Yeah, I'd much rather be crushed by every single team AND not be a contender lol

>>77640824
I don't really pay attention to AL ball. How are you still in playoff contention then?

Part of me thinks Greg Bird and Castro will provide will provide the spark that propels this team.

But I think they'll just join them in striking out and leaving risp

>>77640834
So when you guys sending DeGrom and Noah over to us?

>>77640849
They had such a strong start, so that's helped. They have 8 less wins than they should have according to baseball-reference.

>>77640858
The spark this team needs is Judge not being a fucking piece of shit.

>>77640858
I seriously have thought exactly this.. it's disheartening, there's just not enough time for them to heat up more than likely

Washington Heights represent

>>77640859
pretty sure the Wilpons don't want to trade with the Yanks anymore, they took worse deals on Duda and Bruce to avoid them

>>77640871
that might help but only 6-9 in the lineup have been producing at all

so even if judge wakes up the rest are still sleepin

>>77640897
That's just fucking retarded.

>>77640902
There was a point this season where only Judge and Sanchez were hitting, and they were averaging over 5 runs a game. Both of them playing like shit has really hurt the Yankees.

>>77640906
Maybe it's because I'm from CT but I don't understand the Mets/Yankees rivalry. Yankees play the fucking A's more times than they do the Mets

>>77640906
I agree. This trade deadline/August has been really terrible

>>77640859
those two and cespedes are the core of whatever rebuild there doing so nevr

Giancarlo Stanton is on performance enhancing drugs

>>77640929
it's all a game of complexes

This offense is so fucking terrible, Girardi has no fucking room keeping Chapman at closer.

>>77640997
Last year there were guys I trusted more than Betances but Girardi kept putting him out there

>>77640955
He's the most powerful player since Bonds, his swing has just sucked until this year

>>77640929
>ct yank fan
of course you wouldn't understand it. go root for the red sox

Time for Judge to strikeout looking. Just give him a few days rest.

>>77641007
He's also been injured a ton

What was Judge's OBP at the all star break?

Doesn't seem likes it's dropped a lot

>>77641030
It was high .430's

At least Judge has batting discipline!

>>77641028
That but I would say it was mainly his plate approach and swing. Whenever the Mets faced the Marlins the last few years it always was a relief to face Stanton in big spots.

>>77641061
Yeah, not swinging at anything whatsoever has some benefits.

damn I wanted to see Keith get that ball

>>77641078
I think Sanchez and Judge coach each other and unfuck their shit

Very good strategy by the Mets. Two runners in scoring positions absolutely guarantees the Yankees won't get a hit.

>>77641097
You can't reduce anything Montero does to "strategy"

>>77641097
this
I don't think met fans know how much we fail to drive in runs this year. it's insane

What's going on with the pitcher!!

>Montero loses the zone
inb4 bases loaded walk

>>77641112
Mets had the lowest BA with RISP by 20 points last year

is Sanchez Clutch?

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>>77641094
dammit i wanted to see that too.

>montero loading the bases

welp, that didn't last long.

>>77641122
No. And I really like Sanchez.

>>77641116
women shouldn't be watching sports. please make some dinner

>>77641132
I'm probably a bigger New York fan than you are. Did you know Brooklyn used to be called Kings?

>>77641116
go get me a beer sweetie

Montero must have been feeling bacd because he was pitching decently

Sanchez has never hit a Grand Slam, and he won't right now.

>>77641160
>implying he didn't load the bases so he can guarantee the next two outs

>>77641176
these dubs say otherwise

Those people all thought it was a hr

that would have been ball 4

>Swinging at ball 4

Even when the Yankees score a run, its doesn't go right. That was ball four, and an out was wasted

Fucking Headley

>>77641222
Breh who doesn't wanna hit a grand slam

How will Headley fuck this up?

That was actually pretty good by Yankee standards

Game should have been fucking tied. Did any TV people call out the unnecessary swing?

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whew. that coulda went way worse.

Sanchez is utterly incapable of taking pitches under the zone.

>>77641235
who doesn't want a free run with another chance at the slam?
chasing for that was greedy

>>77641244
Yeah, welcome to Yankees baseball.

>>77641244
That was literally the best the Yankees could do at this point

>>77641251
Except HE wanted the slam..

>>77641239
not on the mets side

>>77641239
Kay and Paul didn't

A souvenir for a lucky fan!

Cessa will probably give up two more bombs to put us further out of reach

>>77641263
yeah
and he was greedy

>>77641263
That greed may cost the Yankees the game

>>77641279
>implying chapmeme won't fuck up again

>>77641271
I genuinely think cessa could be a season 2 era reliever

Does Stanton hit 60 bombs this year?

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juanny beisbol

>>77641292
I say 52

>>77641285
Last night wasn't on him. Never in the history of baseball has a guy hit a home run on a pitch that went 103 MPH.

But if he walks people, then yeah, I get your point

>>77641299
Doesn't he have like 49 already?

Does Cessa kind of look like Posada or is that just me?

>>77641309
Not to mention a lefty.

Devers just got really lucky there

wow, all that 100 mph action fucked him up.

>>77641316
He does but he doesn't have the ears and isn't as thicc

>>77641316
It's just you.

Why were they so keen on taking this guy out. I don't have audio playing. Is he injured

tommy john for cessa incoming. RIP bro

>>77641333
Looked like he his shoulder. They let him face one more batter, saw something wrong and wouldn't let him pitch anymore

>>77641312
43

>>77641333
Girardi loves taking starters out too early, but keeping relievers out too late. It's his bread and butter.

>>77641348
Yeah I could see 50-55 range then

Mets pitching injuries is too contagious

>>77641355
the Mets DID draft him..

>>77641366
Signed him as an international free agent at 16

and they said Sanchez was bad at defense...

Ha, Curtis thought that was a ball. Played yourdelf, fool

>>77641377
He is bad at blocking balls. He's better than last year

>>77641377
he's only bad at blocking. everything else is above average

>>77641377
He could be so much better, offensively too. I truly believe he could be the best catcher in the AL as early as next year.

>>77641390
Its not like there's any competition in the AL

>>77641399
Salvador Perez, but in a few years Sanchez could be top 3 in baseball

no homo but montero has a nice ass

Why don't Yankees fans qt post anymore?

>astros trade for clippard

Are they tanking the season already?

>>77641410
Why did I forget him?

>>77641428
old bay reported them

why do the Yankees insist on making subpar pitchers look like cy young candidates

>>77641428
I'm busy studying right now. I don't post in the Sox or O's threads because the fans report me

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>Smith too fat to field properly

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>>77641440
>mgtow

>>77641448
>Studying
>in the summer

>>77641448
good luck on your acuturial test

>>77641481
For Actuarial exams

GRITT

what the fuck montero, do your fucking job

>>77641489
Allow runs?

>>77641484
you're actually going through with that?

You guys on a delayed stream or something?

>>77641503
Yeah, I figured why not. I looked at some of the materials and it's just a matter of brushing up. I'll see how it goes and maybe get my company to pay for my masters

>>77641484
study probability and basic multi variable and you'll be fine if you aren't like ed

Dammit. I only drank one beer for this game and I'm already drunk. I can still see the game since it isn't too blurry yet. Fuck.

>>77641495
nah, he coulda hustled his ass to get that ball, that was just lazy, he gave up.

>>77641520
Did some guy at the bar spike it?

>>77641520
Eat some bread when drinking your first beer

>>77641512
What is the probability that I hang myself after Judge's next at bat?

>>77641527
No. I'm only 110 pounds. I usually only drink with my friends, but they don't watch games with me since they're women and don't like sports. I'm the outlier of the group.

>>77641538
>having all women friends

i think the yankees will get to the mets bullpen and win this game 4-2

>>77641545
I'm a woman... I bet you have majority men friends.

>>77641545
>having guy friends

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>>77641538
>110 pounds
you better be short

>>77641553
>being a woman

>>77641512
Which one?

>>77641553
>>77641555
oh wait you're a woman, good job

>>77641553
Are you the same autistic woman from the other day?

>>77641571
no

>>77641551
I think that Judge will trip over his buck teeth after his second K and the Mets will win 3-1

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>Stanton's monster dongs

>>77641566
Probability

>>77641583
shut the fuck up faggot. You work at McDonald's and you aren't fooling anyone.

>>77641553
tits or gtfo

>>77641596
I'm an A cup. you don't want to see these.

>>77641588
do you know what an actuary is and what one does? it's a fate worse than working at McDonald's

>>77641588
>projecting this hard

I want fries with that, friend.

>>77641602
timestamp pls

>>77641588
>projecting

>>77641602
Flat is justice

wow I totally forgot Sonny Gray was a Yankee now

>>77641602
>implying every man doesn't want to see all tits no matter if they're attractive or not

chad green is elite

>>77641630
>Implying I'm a whore
If I wanted to do that, I'd be Queens trash and a Mets fan.

>>77641642
He's our best reliever

>>77641653
>using your best reliever in the 6th
The guys who are good at hitting are still going to go up another time

>>77641653
Wrong.

>>77641642
he has a 1.99 era

JUDGED

It's about time.

STOP THE WORLD, JUDGE DID SOMETHING USEFULLY AND IT MATTERED

lol thanks for that homer judge you can now strike out another 15 times today

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JODGED

OPPO IS A GOOD SIGN R-RIGHT GUYS?

JUDGED

>>77641667
Who is then? Buttances?

#JUDGED

>>77641644
you're a whore whether you like it or not. just because you're not on backpage doesn't mean you're not renting your pussy for jewelry and gifts elsewhere.

typical stupid skankees slut

>>77641683
Nope. The first game he doesn't strikeout will be the turning point.

>>77641690
Who hurt you?

>>77641690
I'm a virgin you fucking projecting faggot.

>Robles in the bullpen

>that cackling jew caught the judge home run

You think they'll lend their magic to him

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Well Judge is back. Well time to start drinking.

>>77641690
t. virgin

>>77641706
>female in nyc also yankees fan
>virgin

now thats what i call larping

>>77641712
Do you think Yankee stadium could be struck by Jewish lighting?

>>77641721
What woman hurt you to where you think I'm also that woman?

>>77641708
werried.jpg

>>77641717
he is still on his strikeout streak faggot

>>77641727
How much is Yankee Stadium insured for?

>Matt Holliday is coaching Aaron Judge

one sub .200 hitter to another

>>77641741
Matt Holliday is still on the Yankees?

>Shitley
I can't wait for Bird to get back

>>77641735
strikeouts don't matter in the modern game

t. Espn

>>77641741
Holliday got AIDS after the first half. He's a career .300 hitter though.

>>77641747
>when he's off the dl girardi will immediately put him back in the 4 spot

>>77641747
he's our obligatory vet that hits .190 but still hits 4th because "muh respect for old fucks"

how fast were babe ruths home runs according to statcast

>>77641754
DINGERS MUTHAFUCKA

>>77641758
I hope the Yankees don't sign a DH and just use it as a rest day for the fielders

>>77641733
why do you consistently imply i have to have had suffered some kind of tragedy to have this kind of opinion? i am from nyc. i've lived here my entire life. i'm not some transplant or bridge and tunnel faggot. we're not stupid people here. all women are whores, thats the end of the story. if you disagree, please show me a single girl in this entire city who's worth not just fucking and dumping.

>>77641759
About a dozens hotdogs, two pitchers of beer, and a couple of whores by sixth inning

Can Ji-Man play 2B?

>>77641774
>Every woman in a city of literally millions of people are the same

>>77641774
my girlfriend you fat queens fuck she has more class in her left tit than you and your pathetic woman hating ass has in his entire body

>>77641774
Seriously, what did she do to you?

>>77641788
>>77641774
>>77641733
>>77641721

Please respect women

>doing the wave
the yankees are like 0-100 whenever the fans do the autistic wave

>>77641794
Respect wamen*

>>77641771
when we sign otani I hope the binder lets him hit

>>77641794
Like how women respect other women bwahahahaha OH jesus please kill me

>>77641797
the wave is a national league meme, I can't believe >we are doing it now, I miss the old stadium

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>>77641797

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>los mest

>>77641802
The binder will bat him 4th and pitch him out of the bullpen

>>77641800
SLAY QUEEN SLAY

>>77641813
FUCK DRUMPF

>>77641811
Did you sneak across the border, Mexibro?

>>77641788
haha, so now i hate women because i'm aware of how shit the girls here are? whatever man. keep believing they aren't cheating on you while they financially rape you, etc, that's your business. lets all get back to the game.

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Chad Greene is a good pitcher

>>77641826
nigga i flew over it

>>77641822
BASH THE FASC

>>77641834
You walked in on her fucking a black dude didn't you?

>>77641834
dude, not all women are money stealing whores. one ex girlfriend of mine stole about 10,000$ worth of weed away from me, but I've been with my current gf for a year or so now and I can tell how much different she is. Women are people, just like guys there are good and bad ones

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>mfw mets steal a cheeky win from the yaks

>>77641835
Wow, can you speak English?

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>>77641853
>Women are people

>>77641834
i understand your pain damien betances has been cucking me for 3 years already

>>77641853
Yeah that cunt would be in a ditch somewhere if that was me

>>77641853
women are not people my dude. women are a meme

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>robles

>>77641841
NUCLEAR CODES

wtf, racial profiling

Is Robles that mental midget Tex got under last year?

lol I completely forgot about the Tex autism fit last season.

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>>77641855
LUIS CASTILLO

>>77641858
well enough

>mest bullpen

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Did you guys bring him back?

>>77641853
You are going to get married and this new bitch is going to take your money and house. Nigga you need to learn the lesson.

>>77641894
he's in Minnesota

>>77641890
How's your accent?

>>77641868
i make enough money to not really care about it

>>77641861
>>77641869

idk peeps my moms raised me as a single mother and she didn't try to extort me nor has she moved out of her apartment in a shitty neighborhood even though I have offered to buy her a house wherever she wants multiple times

Mets will always be the little brother of New York baseball

>>77641904
Your mom probably is comfortable there. Plus, if it's brought with drug money the feds will take it and leave her homeless

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Come on Frazier baby

>>77641902
a bit british actually, studied there for half a year