/heem/

Im the spammer

>>77638015
paulie crying like an ex gf on ariel live stream, jesuschrist what a desperate cunt on damage control

>>77638015
Are those Codys brothers?

based OP, Anyone listening to Paulie on the sobbing hebrew hour?

>>77638034
>>77638038

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>there was no knockdown it was photoshop

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>ayy come on what the fuck he pushed my head onto his dick, yea i sucked his dick whateva

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>>77638051
>sobbing hebrew hou

>>77638044
Yes thats me on the left

>>77638062
kek

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>>77638062

Paulie should never have showed up fat and out of shape

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>>77638114

Is Paulie retarded? Does he really think that McGregor's camp would release a full video of him sparring just to shut him up?

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>>77638114
Nice, someone saved my shitty resolution screencap

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>>77638114

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>>77638129

Cant wait until this circus shitshow ends 2bh. Most contrived hype and coverage for a fight, ever

>>77638062
>>77638114
>>77638119
>>77638128
>>77638129
We really need a photo of all of them running from their opponents in Pamplona

>>77638136
Another one will happen to take its place. I couldn't believe people were seriously looking forward to watching CM Punk fight with only 2 years training.

>>77638158
i could, i knew of mandrama losers who actually bet money on him lol

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>>77638158
>>77638163
For sure how can you not bet money on this beast

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>paulie did it for free

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>>77638137
I have a webm version of that old crowd gif but I can't find it

>>77638199
The one with McGregor on a bull?

>>77638180
How did they sell that ? Isn't the whole point of mandrama watching roided giants throw each other around in between cheesy insults ?

>>77638219
He's a good talker

>>77638135

Whats next for Gaethje after he heems Eddie?

>>77638158
CM Punk was guaranteed lels. Conor-Floyd is going be a boring 6 rounder unless Conor goes full schaub angles on him

>>77638230
Kevin Lee

What's kind of dork h8s Schaub & Conor?

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>>77638207
No, the big crowd one. Not sure what you're talking about

who else thinks gathje is a huge faggot and wants to see him get heemed to the point where it's scary for everyone involved cause he requires serious medical care

realistically what chance does floyd have of knocking out, not TKO'ing conor.

>>77638219
>in between cheesy insults
Don't forget how 99% of mandrama matches always have the ref messing up in some way

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Fuck it, might as well post some more gifs

>>77638242
I think robin black is a faggot too

>>77638256
Depends how gassed conor gets.

>>77638265
That's a slur. Please don't use that word on heem. Consider this strike 1.

>>77638273
i think he should be fine from watching various vlogs from his camp and that open workout. he trained massively on his cardio, i dont think theres any chance of a KO. TKO if he is gassed perhaps.

Gsp will not beat bisping. He ran as soon as USADA showed up and thinks he can come and hang now that hes natty with his roid gut. Bisping will ko him EZ.

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>rick flair and rich piana knocking on heavens door
stay off the gas boys

>>77638361
What is that, a scar?

>>77638365
Bisping is GSP's easiest fight

https://youtu.be/i5Za6EGC5X0
Truthbombs

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>Ok Paulie we're gonna take another look at this and tell us when you felt the trip

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>>77638129

>>77638365
GSP will win. Bisping is horrible.

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>>77638137

>>77638403
GSP got knocked out by a fat lightweight

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>>77638398

>>77638417
Matt Serra is a natural LHW

>>77638460
Matt Serra, Dana White and Joe Rogan are actually triplets

Can someone give me rundown on what DC said on MMA HOUR?

>>77638417
Bisping got dropped (twice) by a 50 year old man with nothing but a right hand.

Our boy breaks it down
https://youtu.be/Ebc4bqVxcZE

>>77638498
And survived and finished the fight. Unlike Luke

Bisping had a 5 round war with Thales Leties my guy

>>77638561
and db dolloway

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Poirier

Damn, whoever edited Poirier's Wikipedia page must have been a mega-fan

>>77638426
if paulie is a 2 time world champ and can't see and move out of the way of that left hand....either paulie is shit or that left hand is fucking fast...

>>77638520
>And survived and finished the fight
Arguably lost the fight, barely survived. Ducking contenders. Sam Alvey would give him a run for his money.

>>77638498
A guy who has won titles at LHW and is one of the hardest hitters in the sports history?

>haha le fuggg duck pisspee xD

Reddit

>>77638572
>bro why do these boxers keep getting hit dude cmon

I won't even bother explaining to you how he set up that punch, so I'll give you the slow motion as an excuse out of your shitty post

>>77638573
>Hendo won the popular vote!!!!

For sure Dan Kellys angles would gadoosh bisping

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>>77638600
A guy who had also significantly slowed down, was pushing 50, had no more TRT and only had one weapon in his arsenal. Still managed to have a close fight with the MW champ. Meanwhile this is what Mousasi did to him when they fought.

Mousasi didn't get slapped around for 5 rounds either.

>>77638657
im so fucking mad mousasi isn't in the UFC anymore

i would have loved to see him beat the breaks off of Bisbing

>>77638657
downplaying how good hendo was is dumb lol

Joe actually thinks he could beat up twelve twelve-year-olds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gd5q_Uw0FI

>>77638657
So the hardest hitter in mma history not knocking out Bisping is less impressive than tapping to strikes against against a lightweight?

>Mousasi is a better striker and fighter than Bisping
K, never said otherwise

>>77638426
Why is Conor going so hard?

>>77638690
I don't think he knows how big some 12 years old now

>these wwe nerds falling for bisping's shtick

>>77638711
The only mandrama i see is Romero nerds wanting to see their bridesmaid fight against Bisping for the title because "muh mamdrama rivalry!!!"

>>77638688
>>77638700

I'm not downplaying Hendo, I'm downplaying Pissping. Even TRTless Vitor heem'd old man Hendo inside 1 round. With a different ref, Lombard would have won as well. Yet Bisping is the only one who went 5 rounds with him.

>>77638690
>joe couldn't beat up 6th graders

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>It's a /heem/ gets triggered by Middleweight Champion Michael Bisping episode

>>77638754
>l-lombard w-would h-h-have won

>>77638761
Cant wait for bisping to ko the greasy roider gsp and see all the seethers in /heem/.

>>77638754
>Lombard won the popular vote!!!

>>77638768
Lmao seriously imagine being THIS salty at a human being

MMA must be the poor chump's entire existence

>>77638761
I swear its the same person every time. One autist that spends every single day getting increasingly anxious and furious about Bisping

imagine getting upset over mma fighters

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Who is your least favorite fighter

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How does rose stop this woman inside the octagon?

There are casuals ITT who do not wish to see Bisping vs Romero

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>>77638814
PEDs

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>>77638814
Takedown + ground n'pound

>>77638629
he got popped in his mouth like a bitch

right down the pipe and paulie was either too tired to care or simply couldn't move out of the way

Conor doesn't have any power though, that straight left should have put Paulie on his ass at least

>>77638829
Mandrama reddit pissbabby fight

Bisping-GSP is /ourfight/. I will pay for a PPV on TV in HD and UFC.com just to support it

>>77638794
he does the same thing with all of the successful white guys he hates

bisping, gsp, conor, dom, schaub, and rogan

>>77638856
Gsp vs Bisping is the mandrama fight you fucking moron

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>>77638756
I'd bet on these kids + 3 more to take rogan in the octagon

I want to see it now

>>77638851
>Conor doesn't have any power though
wewlad

>>77638869
dummies eh?

Alright so now that the dust has settled did Conor push Paulie down a bit. He does have his hand on Paulie's head, and it's pretty strange the ref didn't call it as a knockdown.

>>77638880
shut the fuck up lol

>>77638869
>>77638872
tell me why paulie took a straight right to the head and stayed up then...

>>77638862
Nah i think youre just mad your wwf wrestler got pushed to the side

>>77638857
I think im starting to notice that too. Buddy is probably just pretending to be black or really that self-hating

>>77638862
Getting this triggered by obvious bait

>>77638888
*left

>>77638887
MAKE ME

>>77638893
Implying gsp isn't a wwf wrestler too

>>77638888
With 16oz gloves and headgear as well? Are you an IRL ritard?

>Cormier said he has not yet watched the fight, as he isn’t sure if he is emotionally ready to see what happened.
this guy is the biggest pussy in mma

>>77638911
Headgear only stops cuts stupid fuck has nothing to do with absorbing punching power

C'mon asshole, make my day!

Schaub vs Dan Hardy the battle

first its gonna be dialectics in then in the cage

who wins and how

>>77638925
poor troll bud

>>77638931
Dan Hardy was never good. Schaub at least has wins over some big names.

>>77638921
Youre a neet thats had to work for nothing. You couldn't possibly imagine or comprehend his emotions

>>77638925
kek thats wrong and you know it, its padding dude, it is going to absord some of the energy in punches

>>77638945
About as much as a football helmet does

>>77638939
Look it up retard.

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Byrd vs Wallace
Dawson vs Diaz
Reed vs Olson
Day vs Alvarez
Masters vs Colleen

>>77638954
A modern football helmet and disperse more than enough energy in a punch to prevent a knockout

>>77638814

she doesnt

>>77638911
>>77638945

please tell me how nobody ever gets knocked down in sparring when it comes to boxing...

fucking retards

actual powerful punchers wreak havoc on their sparring partners during training camps

Conor isn't George Foreman and he's not Thomas Hearns and he isn't even in the level under them

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>I just don’t think that anybody is really putting a logical argument forward for Conor, Hardy said. I’ve spoken about Brendan Schaub, who is Conor’s biggest fan, but he’s not really putting anything logical together.

What did Hardy mean by this

>>77638863
No way these are 6th graders, guy in the bottom row has a goatee for Christ sake

>>77638962
Depends on how you define a knockout

>>77638970
You're claiming head padding doesn't disperse any energy and help against knockouts, this is factually wrong based on physics alone

Please stop dude, I know what you mean but you're the one who argued what you wrote

>>77638962
Comparing a football helmet to boxing headgear? what the fuck are you on kid.

>>77638979
I'm not that Canadian retard

>>77638983
Read the reply chain, do you know how 4chan works? He brought up a football helmet, not me

Please stop sperging out

>>77638960
you can always get a mug from tapology

>>77638988
You are a fuckin idiot lol

>>77638979
That doesn't mean it doesn't stop trauma towards the brain as a whole

>>77638972
schaub is getting paid by showtime to promote the fight you fucking drug addict

>>77638994
explain how Dr. Genius PHD

>>77638972
exactly what he meant

hardy doesn't fuck about

>>77638931

>first its gonna be dialectics

Is it fair to send an unarmed man into a battle of wits?

>>77638995
That isn't what he is arguing, read the reply chain

Jesus christ, he said:
>Headgear only stops cuts stupid fuck has nothing to do with absorbing punching power

>>77638979
Even if you were right, and you're not, Paulie took a straight left to the face. The punch in question didn't land on his headgear.

>>77638972
>there is no logical argument for conor
>WHY ISN'T SCHAUB GIVING A LOGICAL ARGUMENT FOR CONOR
smoke some more dmt you fucking hippie

>>77638814
>ywn take Joanna for a cruise and just screw her for the rest of the afternoon in the middle of the ocean

>>77639010
And then you said nonsense about absorbing energy which isn't the case. Theyre actually increasingly banning headgear due to the INCREASE in brain trauma in boxing

>>77639022
Good thing that has nothing to do with the padding helping disperse energy, please read the reply chain

>>77638989
He brought it up yet here you stand comparing the two like the biggest literal retard ive ever seen. Boxing headgear prevents cuts, it does not lessen the brain trauma from punchs at all. Look it up if you arent too scared to be wrong sperg.

>>77639033
Saying energy dispersion and read the chain ad nauseum as a response to energy absortion after getting proved wrong on both is not an argument

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This is what peak intellectualism looks like.

>>77638945
Eh, I got a concussion three weeks during a drill no less because the new guy thought he could swing for the fences while I had my headgear on.

>>77639043
Didn't save him against Condit

>>77638972
Ketocucks btfo by based vegans again

>>77639040
Nothing was proven wrong, padding based on physics alone disperses energy partially before it reaches contact with the skull or whoever the padding is located.

If you have the math that goes against the laws of physics, go ahead and prove it, but this is energy dispersal 101.

He said head padding does nothing to prevent head trama, this is factually incorrect. Having zero padding and taking a punch means more energy hitting you versus having a barrier that takes the initial hit. People figured this out decades ago, but only on 4chan would people unironically argue against physics kek.

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>>77638768
>>77638778
Bisping sucks dude, he absolutely sucks. The fact that he only ever got fans last year (mostly mandrama fans like you) proves it.

>The one American loser who gets triggered by people not rating pisspeeng

I absolutely love it. Got that little sperg wrapped around my finger.

>>77639059
You know nothing of physics because its actually proven that headgear doesnt lessen the brain trauma at all. Stop trying to look smart on 4chan you just look like an absolute mong lol go try to be intellectual on reddit fag

>>77639077
>You know nothing of physics because its actually proven that headgear doesnt lessen the brain trauma at all.

Back up your claim, having a barrier that takes the initial hit of energy versus having no barrier would mean energy dispersal, this is physics 101.

Why are you even arguing this?

>>77639059
Lol first you say absorbed and are saying disperse as if it means anything. Thats still all rattling your head and in some cases amplifying the force which is why the IBA banned headgear in amateur fights. Why? Because its essentially a zero sum game if not actually detrimental

If this was figured out ages ago then obviously concussions wouldn't be a problem with headgear, would it? Or do you think CTE was disproved decades ago too?

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Why is it so easy to trigger you guys?

>In the AIBA study, Charles Butler, the chairman of the association’s medical commission, studied 15,000 boxers, half of whom had competed with headgear and half of whom had competed without. He found that in the 7,352 rounds that took place with boxers wearing headgear, the rate of concussion was 0.38 per cent, compared with 0.17 per cent in the 7,545 rounds without headgear. The study found that headgear’s protective padding can cause extra jarring to fighters’ heads, give them a false sense of security, and make it more difficult to see punches coming, all of which can lead to brain damage.

>"There's no evidence protective gear shows a reduction in incidence of concussion," Butler said. "In 1982, when the American Medical Association moved to ban boxing, everybody panicked and put headgear on the boxers, but nobody ever looked to see what the headgear did."

>Butler’s research was backed up by a concurrent study conducted by the British Journal of Medicine, whose research determined that there was “no good evidence that mouthguards and helmets ward off concussion.” While researchers agreed that such precautions could help prevent often-serious facial cuts and head injuries (the introduction of headgear at the 1984 Olympics reduced both the number of lacerations and the number of fights referees stopped due to injury), they found “no good evidence that they can help prevent concussion, and paradoxically, they may even encourage players to take greater risks.”

Lol its literally him every single thread. Buddy is in tatters

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Who is your favorite MMA analyst team? For me it's zane simon and connor ruebusch.

>>77639087
It partially absorbs the energy, the guy claimed it didn't, this is factually wrong.

"amplifying the force" you know literally nothing about physics kek, energy doesn't work like that

>>77639087
>in some cases amplifying the force

OOOHHHH


The headgear is actually a neuton amplifier! No wonder they are banning it!

>>77639085
Read

>>77639087

You're just wrong sperg, it doesnt help. Getting hit in the head is getting hit in the head. The fact that people dont go down as much in sparring is because normal people arent throwing full power while sparring not because of the headgear fucking lol. Go to a physics thread retard you know nothing about fighting

>>77639112
The amount of energy it could possibly "absorb" is absolutely inconsequential

Is it disperse or absorb? Namedropping physics doesn't make it physically or factually correct

>>77639085
Please tell me how headgear removes the head from the displacement of space via a fist...

space is space, force is force, the head is X position the brain in Y position and once the punch connects the brain is now in Z position relative to the skull

the brain is injured and the head has been moved

>>77639087
>amplifying the force

tfw heem finds a new energy source that will end the worlds reliance on oil

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Literally seething

>>77639124
you are referencing a study that didn't take into account how many punches were absorbed you fucking idiot lmao

>>77639104
Kek physics faggot btfo.

You want the last word little sperg? I would've thought every single night and day here would've been enough

>>77639124
Nothing is that study is credible, there was no study based on the amount of punches absorbed, no controls, nothing. It was also in the 1980s, we know much more about protective headgear now.

Padding breaks the initial impact and as a result the energy is diminished by the time it reaches the skull, this is physics 101.

>>77639128
You said this "amplifying the force" unironically, you don't even know basic physics so you're not even worth talking to kek.

>>77639141
no, you, the one who brought that poorly done study up in the first place, BTFO

>>77639150
This has to be the most poorly designed calendar in history

>>77639155
Lol you think saying physics repeatedly means you know anything about physics. You cant even make a distinction between absorb and disperse

>>77639107
>connor ruebusch.
is apparently 26 years old.

wew

>>77639165
"amplifying the force"

You said this UNIRONICALLY, just go away lmao you're just a shitposter with no basic high school education it seems.

>>77639043
why's he blowing smoke on his head, does he blow smoke up his ass too? Anyone have that cap of someone on instagram making fun of Dan's crystals

I'm the only one here with a STEM degree you guys are fucking retards. Stick to doing what you do best: drinking, smoking weed, and talking about Conor McGregor.

>>77639164
have you ever seen a calendar? thats not a calendar

>>77639165

>one fighter goes 12 rounds and absorbs 500 punches at 180lbs

>another fighter goes 12 rounds and absorbs 100 punches at 130lbs

>actually weight them the same in a study about the effects of headgear

>>77639155
Sounds like you should give the British Journal of Medicine a call, I'm sure they'd love to know that someone posting on an anonymous Mongolian underwater basketweaving imageboard thinks their science is flawed

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why can't you do this?

>>77639171
Too big of a word for you? You've yet to even explain the distinction between absorb and disperse. Thinking dispersing X amount of energy means the energy has disappeared

Youre just saying "lol physics!!!l" with no fundamental basis and getting irked over actual studies

>>77639163
>t-the study was poorly done, i-i'm not wrong!

Proven wrong tard. Meet me with headgear and ill still give you brain damage i promise

>>77639104
Says people with headgear allow themselves to get hit more.

>>77639171
DUDE IT AMPLIFIES THE FORCE OF THE PUNCH

HEADGEAR ISN'T MADE OF ATOMS DUDE TRUST ME

>>77639192
"amplifying the force"

Lmao, just stop.

>>77639190
Read the study yourself, there was no controls, there was no measured amount of punches, there was no weight classes studied, there was no different padding materials used, there was nothing.

It wasn't a true study m8 and you know it, you can literally read it for yourself.

>>77639197
DUDE JUST WEAR PADDING AND CREATE ENERGY OUT OF NOTHING WHEN YOU PUNCH IT IT JUST AMPLIFIES DUDE

>>77639194
buddy I would give you the jax back breaker and you'd wish you could put some foam padding on your spine trust me

>>77638911
>>77638925
>>77638945
>>77638970
Stay in /box/ you pillowhug faggots

>>77639212
"dispersed energy disappears"

"force literally doesn't exist because physics"

"Your study sucks because i drop buzzwords"

>>77639221
"amplifying the force"

Go finish your GED Cleetus, lmao. According to heem we've found a new energy source.

>>77639192
>Getting baited into a discussion with adan
Wew lad

UFC fighter Paige Vanzant lied to children dying of cancer for her own financial gain.

>>77639226
"Dispersed energy disappears and is absorbed by a magical piece of leather"

>>77639216
I'm purebred /heem/. don't ever (You) me again bud.

Matt Hughes looking lean as fuck after waking up from coma.

Could probably return as featherweight.

>>77639237
"amplifying the force"

You wrote this, word for word, unironically.

imagine referencing a scientific study about the effects of boxing headgear that literally doesn't control for the amount of punches absorbed or even the weight of the fighter throwing the punches

1 punch from joanna

200 punches from brock


who cares same thing boys lmao people are so fucking stupid

/heem/ has officially advanced physics to know that headgear literally cures concussions because conor blessed the magic pieces of leather with his chalkra because lol physics

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXhGFdMhpft/


YO HEEM GIVE ME YOUR BIGGEST HEEEEEM

>>77639254
is he wearing a wig?

None of you know what you're talking about. Grow up.

>>77639251
Funny people who end up getting proven wrong are the most triggered.

>>77639246
"Magic pieces of leather destroy energy"

"Mass x velocity is fake news"

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/kailin/?

>>77639268
"amplifying the force"

Reminder heem found a new source of energy and broke the laws of physics with one punch, kek.

heem has some of the stupidest and most ignorant arguments i've ever seen on the internet

>>77639175
PE here, Texas grad. Boxing is gay. The fight will be rigged.

>>77639267
you didn't prove bud lol

>>77639284
"Energy is absorbed by magic leather"

"Mass x velocity doesn't exist"

adan ruins another thread with his autism.

>>77639300
"amplifying the force"

*breaks the laws of physics with one shitpost on /heem/*

>>77639284
one time heem proved that bisping has literally zero joules of energy in his body and that was years ago

not surprising we've made gains since then

I have an IQ of 186, you manchildren know nothing about boxing. Stick to spamming pictures and pretending you have lives outside of 4chan.

>>77639309
Mass times velocity breaks the laws of physics? Lmao

"headgear amplifies punches"

>>77639320
"amplifying the force"

What you descibed isn't mass x velocity, you said "amplifying the force" unironically lmao

>>77639327
I really don't think you know what amplify means lol

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>>77639134

Nothing can keep /ourkid/ down.

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>>77639263

>>77639339
"amplifying the force"

Think real fucking hard what you wrote and how it makes zero sense in regards to the laws of physics

Did you guys know /heem/ found out headgear literally absorbs and destroys energy? We just need to cover North Korea in headgear!

magic headgear lol

>>77639356
You don't even know that energy is literally incapable of being "absorbed" or the concept of mass x velocity lol

Namedropping physics just makes your black magic that much dumber lol

>>77639369
Bro if you wear headgear your concussion proof! Lmao bud!

Rich Piana is dying godamnit and you fags are arguing about headgear

>>77639389
"amplifying the force"

Reminder we found a new energy source here on /heem/ and everything from gravity to mass x velocity has been changed forever

>>77639392
you've been here for a minute and you don't know shit

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Found the Bisping fan

>>77639401
Reminder that you've posted the exact same thing about 8 times. Hands down the most seething person ive seen online for a good while

Pressure is force divided by area.

Force stays constant because we're comparing punches of same power.

Small area, like knuckle making contact with skull, means higher pressure which means deep gashes.

Larger area, like wearing gloves or head gear, means smaller pressure which means no cuts.

It works the same way for fist injuries, you're less likely to break your fist with thick gloves.

In both cases your brain is exposed to the same force.

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>>77639275
right here my guy

>>77639417
>In both cases your brain is exposed to the same force.
patently false
i'm a pshycist btw

>>77639406
Wanna meet up fag? Wear some headgear i promise you wont end up with early onset cte

>>77639401
You literally think adding mass to something doesn't increase the force of it and magic leather literally sends energy into the dimension of vampire globalists

>>77639429
"amplifying the force"

Bro just amplify ur punches and leave Earth's orbit fuck physics.

Force stays CONSTANT you fucking ape, everyone knows this, it doesn't get "amplified" I can't believe you're still arguing against the laws of physics kek.

>>77639417
Dude the headgear literally absorbs and disperses the energy to your chi

>>77639428
I would give you the jax back breaker lol

So let me see if I'm getting this right:

Two spergs are saying wearing head-gear does nothing to prevent concussions and CTE

Another sperg is saying that head-gear lessens impact while being punched compared to an exposed head

The real tragedy here is you morons can't come together and see what you're all saying is right but winning internet fights is too important for you.

"headgear actually amplifies punches to have even more impact"

>>77639427
>>77639444

With gloves and head gear you can punch harder because you don't risk fist injuries but gloves and head gear absorb some of the power.

Without gloves you wouldn't be hitting as hard because you'd shatter your fist but there's nothing absorbing the power except other person's skull.

Gear does absorb some of the power but most of it is still going right into your brain.

>>77639436
You literally still don't get it and think energy is magically absorbed lol

Like this is literally the entire idea of mass x velocity dr phd physics!

Perhaps you shouldve worn that magic leather on your head when your mother spiked you at birth

>>77639445
What is that faggot shit im serious what province you live in

>>77639474
"amplifying the force"

You wrote this, unironically, word for word.

> padding does nothing

So when trainers wear body pads and a fighter punches them in the body over and over again they're just eating body shots like nothing? Headgear ain't as thick as body pads but its still padding. Adds some minor protection.

imagine talking about padding on the internet

who is your favorite woman mma fighter?

>>77639464
why didn't you point out that this dude literally said that headgear amplifies the force of punches lol

>>77639484
Bro padding AMPLIFIES the force! Fuck physics!

I seriously don't know why he is still arguing against it, much be some kind of insane autism kek.

>>77639483
"Mass x velocity exists except for this magic leather that absorbs energy like my tinfoil hat"

>>77639500
Aleksandra albu is my main girl, valentina is my secondary

>>77639506
"amplifying the force"

Reminder you wrote this, and are still defending this asinine statement 20 minutes later, kek.

>>77639482
do you seriously not know?

>>77639512
what about your ten tertiary girls?

can someone on /heem/ give me a breakdown of the force amplification involved in these teeps by joanna?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXx4rQbldyi/

>>77639518
"Magic leather absorbs energy and mass x velocity isnt real also fuck studies because brock lesnar"

>>77639532
"amplifying the force"

You wrote this, word for word, unironically.

>>77639523
Those are my only 2 girls desu

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For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky my brain absorbs punches at a different rate my guy

How would Brendan Schaub break down this headgear situation?

>>77639524
Good thing he is wearing padding. Can you imagine how much amplifying of the force there would be without the padding?

>>77639539
Can you stop repeating yourself over and over your stupid autist?

>>77639539
You literally don't understand mass x velocity and thinks cows have some magic energy properties

Like when you find out what amplify means and how physics actually works youre gonna be needing a lot of V8s

>>77639548
*Brain explodes from headgear amplifying force*

"The NFL has concussion problems because they aren't using magic leather"

>>77639556
"amplifying the force"

You wrote this, word for word, unironically. Wearing headgear does not "amplify" force kek. You look so fucking ridiculous right now. I dare you go to post what you wrote on /sci/ and see how hard they meme you.

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where's the real thread

"headgear actually amplifies force"

>>77639574
"Mass x velocity doesn't exist for these magical cows because physics destroys the energy"

Tfw olympic boxers no longer wear headgear because of the higher rate of concussions.

For sure my guy headgear is like a impenetrable concussion barrier my guy

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this if the goof image for tomorrow's fights

>>77639087
>Thats still all rattling your head and in some cases amplifying the force which is why the IBA banned headgear in amateur fights.


lmaoooo

Reminder you can't wear bullet proof vests because the bullets literally blow you up when they hit the padding due to force amplification

>>77639590
"headgear actually amplifies force"
"amplifying the force"

LOL.

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>this befuddles heem

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>>77639601

>>77639613
stupid dummy doesn't realize the airbag actually amplifies the force of the vehicle crashing into the brick wall

>>77639548
The headgear would KO him as soon as he put it on.

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>>77639613
*airbag instantly kills you because it amplifies the force directly into your brain*

"Increasing the mass does not increase the force because Jacks beanstalk gave me magic leather"

>>77639254
>how to ruin your non existent career

"Energy is absorbed by magic cows in Shambala"

"Mass x velocity is subjective"

>>77639576
Is that Zoe Quinn on the left?

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>when the force gets amplified so much it ends your shitposting career on heem

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>>77639665

Does she still look like this?

The IOC banned headgear because it was too safe for the boxers

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"headgear actually amplifies force"
"amplifying the force"

>brain explodes

"My magic leather will absorb energy and disperse it back into your fists to amplify your punches"

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"headgear actually amplifies force"
"amplifying the force"

*put into a coma because your helmet amplified the force directly into your brain*

"Energy is magically absorbed and theres no brian trauma whatsoever"

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>>77639675
guess again, Mirko

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"headgear actually amplifies force"
"amplifying the force"

*one punch becomes the force of an asteroid breaking through the atmosphere due to the padding amplifying force*

We have reached autism levels that shouldn't even be possible

>>77639763
HEADGEAR AMPLIFIES PUNCHES MAKING THEM HIT HARDER

"My magic leather defies the law of physics by absorbing energy and defying mass x velocity"

"There is no difference between a concussion and laceration"

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"headgear actually amplifies force"
"amplifying the force"

>Man pictured shortly before his brain got hit by the amplifying force of his headgear, never made it to the hospital in time

should fighters wear shock absorbers for the upper torso?

after money beats conor they'll do mcgregor vs malignaggi because of this "beef." it's pretty good managing desu, dana has a career in boxing after the ufc goes tits up

"Mass x velocity doesn't exist for my leather voodoo"

"Lacerations and concussions are the same"

>>77639747

Aw, shit.

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"headgear actually amplifies force"
"amplifying the force"

>brain gets detached from the spinal cord due to the amplifying force of his headgear

>>77639747
what happened to her?

"Concussions and lacerations are mutual"

"Mass times velocity is subjective"

>>77639792
Danas running the ufc into the ground for the fertitta bros to buy back at a profit and restore to its former glory. 5d chess my man

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"headgear actually amplifies force"
"amplifying the force"

>Here two fighters are shown wearing force amplifying gear to better condition their bodies
>Notice the force amplifier on the fighter's penises

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>Rolls off the couch
>wins middleweight championship
>defeats two of your favorite roided fighters

Heh, nothing personal kid

>>77639812
TRUST ME THE HEADGEAR AMPLIFIES THE FORCE AND MAKES IT WORSE

THIS PROVES CONOR HAS NO POWER

Gus vs Jones
Cormier vs Oez

Name one single flaw

>>77639792
I have to give the irish manlet props for managing to make a way to have his nuthuggers look forward to his next fight even if Floyd completely decimates him in there. All people will care about is if he'll fight Pauli in boxing next.

http://journals.lww.com/cjsportsmed/fulltext/2017/01000/Use_of_Head_Guards_in_AIBA_Boxing_Tournaments_A.13.aspx

>The data presented here suggest that the addition of head protection in AIBA boxing may not protect against head injury. Studies have shown that the presence of the head guard reduces the force transmitted to the head.6 However, it is the rotational acceleration of the head that is believed to be the major factor in concussion or mild traumatic brain injury.7 Head guards provide padding over the forehead but only a thin strap under the chin although blows to the forehead are seldom the cause of a knock-out. Padding cannot be added under the chin as this impedes breathing as the boxer keeps the chin tucked. It is hypothesized that head guards, by increasing the diameter and surface area of the head, will lead to increased rotational force and subsequent stoppage.

>IF I SPAM A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF HEAD GEAR I'M RIGHT HAHAHAHAHA

"Energy disappears because my magic leather is from the 8th dimension of force deamplification

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"headgear actually amplifies force"
"amplifying the force"

>Here we have the legendary "Groin Force Amplifier" to better increase the amount of force being directed towards the fighters gentiles

Conair should tell Floyd to do the fight in headgear, that way he'll for sure be able to knock him out my man since his punches will be amplified.

>>77639845
Should be gus vs oez number one contender. Dc takes 6 months off.

>>77639834
KEK THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PADDING AND NOT ABOUT THE ROTATIONAL FORCE
>>77639859
see >>77639851

There have been a lot of "dumb" arguments in this dumb general full of dumb people but this one takes the cake by far.

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What is objectively the best brand for headgear? I'm specifically interested in force amplification.

McGregor slaps his punches, drops his right when he throws his left, and doesn't roll his shoulder over enough when he throws. He's not winning a round against a boxer of Mayweather's caliber unfortunately.

"energy literally disappears because physics is subjective"

>The most convincing hypothesis is that head guards give a false sense of safety and so boxers partake in more high-risk behaviors than they would have done were they not wearing a head guard.8 When a sport adopts head guards, technique often changes to use the head to gain advantage, as has been suggested to have occurred in American Football.9,10 In support of this hypothesis, the data presented here show approximately twice as many stoppages due to blows to the head when wearing a head guard.

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"headgear actually amplifies force"
"amplifying the force"

>The body armor soldiers wear are used to amplify the force of the enemies bullets when it his the padding causing more destructive damage to the body

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this headgear thing is the dumbest shit i've seen on heem in years

>>77639867
Blame Canada and the spammer for being so fucking stupid as to not understand how someone gets knocked out