Cristiano's Bizarre Adventures

>>77635379
Is he Joseph or Josuke?

>>77635379
why is he never with women....??

Leonardi DiCaprio is with a harem of hot bitches for like 25 years now

Ronaldo has had 1 girlfriend who's now dating another rumored homo in Bradley Cooper

>>77635718
He is Polnareff

>>77635998
Why do you care?

We are witnessing the redemption arc of Ronaldo where the once hero(autismal) of football has been utterly destroyed by the ultra chad and restored balance once again.

Let us enjoy these fun times.

STAND NAME : TSUUUU WARUDO
STAND USER : C R I S T I A N O

>>77635379
Atlas TSU'd

>>77636116
This. You couldn't write this shit

It actually feels like the bad guy is winning and will win in the end and it's so entertaining to watch

>>77635379
shop?

>>77640855
But he hasn't actually done anything...

a fucking machine! most players would just take 4-5 days off because they're suspended anyway, but not ronaldo, motherfuckers, he's a cyborg, training hard with the team. nurtury beats nature every time, let's see messhit in 2 years.

>>77635379
Who are the ones next to Nacho?

Truly /our/guy

>>77641117
he hasnt won any trophies the past 2 years? what?

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>>77635379

>>77635379
I'd watch it

>>77642421
Best gif ever. Makes me laugh after all these years

>>77635379
>twink Yuro athletes
Guys, this ejaculate savoring field game may not be quite right me.