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i just want to protect his smile

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Your favourite team gets to have a rookie aged player brought from the past from your teams franchise history onto his years roster. who do you pick?

Fuck Finland and fuck yellow people

goddamn I think pulju-posting is worse than Kippers ever could've been

>>77635502
Marleau or Nabokov

>>77635908
If you're a sharks fan, nabokov is the only answer. Jones is the biggest reason this sharks team can't win a cup

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>>77635502
Daigle

>>77636000
trips speak truth btw

>>77636004
Really? No spezza? No alfie, heatley, bishop?

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>>77635502
Where do I even begin....

>>77635502
BURE

>>77635502
Sakic

>>77635502
Bourdon

...fuck

>>77636067
should of drafted Kopitar

>>77636085
>le .684 p/g man
naw rather have my sob story

>>77635502
not my team but my grandma is a big leafs homer so Wendel Clark

>>77635502
Mike bossy

>>77635502
Kaprizov

>>77635502
Roenick

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Is he Cell key material?

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>>77635502

fuck fags who don't put beans in chili

Imagine if the edgy reddithawker left hoc for good

>>77636000
>implying the shorks have a defense
>blaming Jones
Fuck off faggot

>>77636177
Fuck off with this stale meme already

>>77635213
YESSE

>>77635502
Neal Broten

>>77636317
And takes Binland with him

Good posters:
USA
Sweden

Bad posters:
Everyone else, especially Finland

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>>77636427
>>77636472
sorry for these autistic outbursts finnbros

>>77636476
C.uck

>>77636427
Reminder that last time USA won an olympic gold medal, they called it a miracle and made a movie out of it.

>>77636000
Jones was elite in their 2016 run though
They're old and slow, not Jones' fault desu

>>77635502
Tie Domi

>>77636487
Exhibit A

>>77636482
your pills anon

So the Sedin homo's are out of Vancouver at the trade deadline?

Matt Duchene supposedly (his agent as well) wants TF out of Colorado

Joe Sakic is delusional and should be fired

Leafs have to do something about JVR (IMO he's pivotal on the Bozak and Marner line so it would be a big blow to Marner's development)

Islanders are a cum dumpster fired

How fucked at the LA Kings? (old and slow)

Bruins a shit

what else...

Carolina and Arizona seem like playoff contenders all of the sudden

>Rags

Canadiens are desperate for scoring still (3 years now?)

Las Vegas have 11 defensemen under contract...may have to waive some....why even select them then...

>>77636487
losing to this every time

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Where will Jagr go?

Who will take a chance on a dinosaur?

>>77636544
Predators will be back in the SCF next year

>>77636599
>the one old as fuck player who's still really good is the only one who doesn't get signed somewhere

really activates the ol' almonds

>>77636609
lmao no
prods will be lucky if they sneak into the playoffs again

>>77636610
Imagine you're GM for a team. You're looking at an offer sheet for Jagr and someone asks you "How many 30 goal years could he possibly have left in him? 2? 3? 5?" Can you honestly convince ownership that his production will do anything but decline and the only question is how steep will the decline be and how quickly will it happen? Do you want this to be like the Blues? Throwing money down the toilet to pick up the contracts of over the hill stars (Gretsky, Brodeur) just so they can shit up your season and then retire as heroes forgetting they ever wore your jersey?

>>77636629
>Best Blue Line in the League
>Top tier goaltending
>won't make playoffs

Spotted the Reddithawks fan still butthurt about the Broadway sweep.

>>77636609
Only the Chicago Blackcocks stand in their way

>>77636599
He seems like he'd be a great fit for a young center with a veteran all around winger on the other side, can keep possession of the puck and is still skillful just on the slower side....good player to pass the puck to around the net and in the offensive zone who can keep the puck while others do some work to get into position

>>77636635
Gretzky was traded there you mongoloid

>>77636610
>really good
I wouldn't say really. Not the worst.

Vanek, however, is still pretty good. Everyone is being a faggot and won't take him.

>>77636610
He's not that good to be honest. He got carried by Barkov.

>>77636647
stop shitposting pk

>>77636660
He's right though. Preds are looking at a good statistical season.

>>77636648
The Shitcongo Blackhawks are worse on paper than they were last season, they'll be lucky to make it to the playoffs next year.

>>77636672
how are they worse on paper?

>>77636671
then why could they barely make the playoff last year

>>77636697
They lost van Riemsdyk and Panarin, and only picked up trash like Saad and superbust Connor Murphy.

>>77636599
>>77636650
Would it make sense for the shorks to pick up either of them? It'd be better to fill the hole left by Marleau with young blood since we're old as fuck already, but if none of our prospects appear to be panning out it seems like could be an okay fit.

>>77636709
Their lines needed a lot of work, adopting to a new captain and where PK fit in their style of hockey. The moment they got that in place they became a dominant force on the ice, no one can dispute this.

>>77636599
Jagr is on the loose again?

>>77636739
Shorks would work. They're in that middle ground between desperate enough but also with the pieces in place they could probably use Jagr properly.

>>77636736
Saad is trash?? Murphy is somehow expected to be a top pair d man for you on the zooloo warriors?

>>77636746
t. lifelong perds fangay

>>77636647
>Broadway sweep.

is that the name it got?

>>77636697
Reckon they have no defense

>>77636736
Not to mention Hossa gone and Crawshit on the decline, Anton Forsberg is no replacement for Scott Darling.

>>77636544
Islanders have some great fucking prospects though.

>>77636789
The Preds have been closer to a Stanley Cup than any Canadian team has in nearly a decade.

>>77636794
that's homoerotic fan fiction

they have prospects and players who may step it up

they don't need any top pairing dmen

they need 3-7

>>77636835
Dal Colle a shit but you are right

Ho Sang is a retard too...who knows if he ever gets his shit together, hockey people, especially Canadian ones HATE loud black guys so his days are numbered and have been

Their prospects may save their asses and keep Tavares on the team though

>>77636842
I wasn't aware that losing game 6 is better finish than game 7

>>77636867
I did mean they have very little defensive depth
I do not have the deepest insight of their D prospects though..
Who are they? Top 3-7D?

>>77636879
It is when you're so classless you chimp out on your own city afterwards.

>29 players were picked before Tolvanen
It's like scouts are begging to be fired

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>>77636879
I was.

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>>77635502
Ronnie Francis

Fills the #1C role. Probably drags the team to the cup desu

>>77636544
>Carolina and Arizona seem like playoff contenders all of the sudden
Bon post, mon ami.

>>77636888
meanwhile pred fans had already gone home long before the end of period 3 out of sheer shame

>>77636867
Ho sang wasn't able to play because cappy was a fucking idiot, but he has lots of promise. Dal colle is a bust if he can't make it up, but nobody should be traded. Even if duschene is a great player, losing barzal or anyone would be terrible

>>77636945
No they didn't. They booed and trashed the rink when Crysby took his lap.

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nazi punks fuck off

just made this picture, what do you guys think?

>>77636647
>Broadway sweep
What?

>>77636961
this absolute delusion

>>77636964
Someone shop Draisaitl's face on the nazi.

>>77636966
The Broadway sweep, the death of the Blackhawks dynasty.

>>77636990
Draisaitl getting beat by a Detroit wongs player makes no sense

>>77636887
Carl Dahlstrom it a big fucker 6'4" 220 played 70 games in the AHL last year
Gustav Forsling is a little mobile fuck
Viktor Svedberg is a big 6'8" fucker who has bounced up and down AHL to NHL who knows what happens with him
Ville Pokka had 30 then 45 and then 30 points in 3 full seasons of AHL hockey so he should be ready to jump up to the NHL
Some Czech fucker Jan Rutta, know nothing about him

Connor Murphy I assume the Hawks hope he can be their #3 d man as they aren't the worst scouting team in the NHL

>>77636925
if he can drag jeff o'neals fat drunk ass to an all star game he can drag them to a cup

>>77636953
no point in losing Barzal for Duchene who's peaked and won't get better, Dal Colle IS a bust I saw him play in the OHL...you'd have no clue he was drafted so high if you watched the game, he is just there...unlike Say Marner or Max Domi or even Van Somppel the little D man I think the Islanders drafted, you could see those guys were making an impact on the game

Ho Sang is an idiot, and I'm telling you, Canadian hockey people hate loud mouth "me me me" black guys, anyone who's a Canuck in the Isles organization can't stand when black hockey players get heard...look at his international junior career....that doesn't exist

>>77636647
>best blue line
Nigga are you retarded?

>>77636544
>Carolina and Arizona seem like playoff contenders all of the sudden

how so? I heard they made some good trades


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pPKXLU-Lvw


unsurpassed

>>77637028
The Preds easily have one of if not the best blue line in the NHL right now. This isn't really even up for debate, it's pretty well known. Even Milbury admitted it live on NBC, at the United Center.

>>77636964
good concept, good on ya, just try to round the nazi a little bit. 8/10

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absolutely disgusting that this is the world we live in. anyone here that posts on /pol/ should be ashamed of themself

>>77635502
Pongs don't even need one of their past superstars to 3peat so imma go with Pierre Larouche to play 3C

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>>77636964
Hey guys, I just made these for me and my buds. Heading down to the local Little Caesar's to show them off. What do you think?

>>77636964
I like the style. Very poster-like.

>>77637078
seriously some r/beholdthemasterrace material lmao

inbreeding is bad mmkay?

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>>77637078
Is that first guy...Sam Hyde?

What sized NFL jersey do need to buy if I usually wear a L sized NHL jersey?

>>77637167
you disgust me. pathetic fatty.

>>77637045
Carolina's blueline is deep and talented

they lack a #1 center but got better overall this off season

The shit dogs added a #1 C ( to them) #1 goalie (to them) solid D man in Hjalmerson and have a load of young talent that should now be slotted properly because of the add of Hjalmerson and Stepan along with more experience this season

>>77637078
Where do these people even come from? Guarantee they don't even watch hockey and only chose to wongs logo because it's a "white people" sport

>>77637195
thanks for replying

Will Cam Ward continue to play?

Who is the number one C and No.1 goalie for the sparkledogs?

>>77637022
Thanks for pointing em' out!

>>77637078
I don't get the idea behind why they'd connect the Red Wings logo with anything racially charged
It's a wheel with wings?

>>77637022
>Czech fucker Jan Rutta
>Czech
>Jan Rutta

the sneaky finn strikes again!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFLnwPeHCGQ

kek who remembers this. GOAL CANADA!! TYLER SEGWEEN

>>77637254
Yes Ward will still play. He's the backup now

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laughing SO hard at >ohio sports

>>77637051
how is milbury's opinion confirmation of anything?
pretty much take the opposite of what he says as fact, so the press blueline is really one of the league worst

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where my flyersbros at

>>77637254
Anti Raanta from the Rangers via the Blackhawks

like I said he's a #1 goalie to them

I can't wait for this thread to stay up for days on end where we have lefties post constantly in these threads!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXw7AnKB3HK/?taken-by=brunomars

>>77637473
t. triggered nazi

back to your safespace

Lately I have been pondering on the question who are the good guys of the NHL? I'm a Kings fan (known good guys) so I had to really think objectively on this topic. I have done a lot of research the past few days in a quest to find the answer. I have come up with the answer that the Hurricanes are the 'good guys' of the NHL and I want to share those findings with you here today.
Team Stats:
The Hurricanes have the least amount of penalties of the entire NHL. They have a PIM of only 476. The two leaders of this category are known baddies Calgary-Tkachuk-is-just-misunderstood-Flames with 956 PIM and Anaheim-fraternity-of-trolls-Ducks at 934 PIM. The Hurricanes also have the least amount of Fighting majors with having only 6 fighting majors during last season. The team with the most amount of fighting majors is again known baddies Anaheim-lord-of-keks-Ducks who have 46 fighting majors during last season. The Hurricanes are 24th in the league when it comes to hits with only having 1,611 hits this past season. The team with the least amount of hits and goals scored in the 2016-17 playoffs were the Chicago Blackhawks with 1,178 hits and a whopping three goals scored in a four round series against the Nashville Predators. On the topic of sweeps the Hurricanes have been sweeping up players from the Blackhawks for the past few years. Players like Teuvo Teravainen, Bryan Bickell, Nordstrom, Scott Darling, Marcus Kruger, and Trevor van Riemsdyk. It is also noteworthy that the Canes have no rivals. No team or fan can hate them because they are good guys and the Canes can’t hate any team because the players hearts are pure and are incapable of hate. Hating the Canes would be akin to hating Jon Snow in Game of Thrones. Yeah there are a few people who dislike Jon but they are always Bolton fans. If you hate the Canes you’re pretty much Ramsay, a definite known baddie.

>>77637552
Giving back to the Community:
Head Coach Bill Peters is a strong advocate of Kinetico drinking water. Kinetico is a water filtiration device that creates the cleanest water on earth. Priests often use it as holy water in order to fight demons. Would a baddie stand behind that product? I think not. Former goalie and known taco muncher Eddie Lack was an advocate for Gonza Tacos, a delicious Mexican restaurant and small business. Lack would eat there three days out of the week and tip 40% on each meal helping business. Since being traded to the Flames it is rumored that the owner and Lack write letters to each other and bond about their love of tacos. What a guy. On a serious note, when Bickell retired due being diagnosed with multiple sclerosis the team did a march against ms to raise funds for research and showing support for their teammate.
When deciding if a team is a good guy or baddie one has to look at the make up of the team and their players. Looking over the Canes roster it is evident that they are ‘good guys’. I urge you to look at the whole roster yourself but I will give some examples. Another thing to point out is that the Canes roster is the youngest in the league with an average player age of 25.7 thus increasing not only the cuteness/lovable levels by 10 points but also adding in the joy and happiness that comes along in being young.
Jeff Skinner: Jeff is a former figure skater and known chocolate milk drinker. It’s rumored that he has never said a swear word in his life. Last season Jeff scored 37 goals and had 26 points adding up to a sum of 63 points. If you look at Jeff one is struck with the feeling that he is definitely a good guy and pure of heart. Could you imagine him being a villain? Doubtful.

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>>77636964
in case you were wondering

>>77637562
Aho aka SeaBass: Is a rookie that was drafted 35th overall in 2015. He made his debut last season playing all 82 games and scored 24 goals and had 25 assists. Former linemate Patrick ‘Milf Hunter’ Laine said that he would often get lost in Aho’s eyes making it difficult for him to focus on the game.
Justin Faulk: Former pirate that used to sail the seven seas and now sails the heart of many NHL fans. Spends his time in the offseason reading to the elderly.
Justin Williams: The god of flow and a locker room Saint Justin Williams has returned to the Canes. Like Capitals super fan Mia Khalifa, Justin has spent the past two seasons getting fucked. He has had his legendary playoff record destroyed thanks to the curse that is the Washington Capitals. Like any myth or legend though it is expected for Justin to rise from the ashes like a phoenix and restore his playoff recored with the Canes. Most redemption stories are for good guys and Justin is certainly one of them.
Jaccob Slavin: An E L I T E defensemen that is getting some recognition around the league. It is rumored that one time after practice the team was starving but had nothing to eat. Jaccob remembered that he bought two BoBerry biscuits from Bojangles TM that morning and had saved them for after practice. Knowing that his teammates were hungry he began to break off pieces of his delicious biscuits and began passing them around the room feeding the whole entire team. After the team was full players thanked him for feeding him and then realized Slavin still had two biscuits.

>>77637539
>Everyone who doesn't agree with me is a nazi

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>>77637356

>>77637201
they chose it because they are the "Detroit Right Wings" and they don't have enough brain power to think things through. They're gonna get sued to death.

>>77637578
Kinda funny how fascist antifa is

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>Draisaitl still not signed
Did Bettjew make a deal under the table with the Oilers to drive him out of the league?

>>77637578
>Everyone who doesn't agree with me is with HER
ftfy

>>77637578
sorry kiddo, you dont get to say this anymore. you cucks showed your true colors on saturday. yes YOU ARE A FUCKING NAZI

Imagine being as autistic as the reddithawk sperg

>>77637642
>Let's group everyone on the right and paint them in the same image


And this applies to the left also. Checkmate

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>>77637642
look both ways next time jamal

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>>77637552
>Kongs
>Good guys

>>77635213
>krk
what

>>77636964
good touch on adding the hipster meme pineapple hair on the nazi

>the mental gymnastics of conservatards
keep running with your tail between your legs cucks

>>77637724
>The lengths liberals go to say conservatives are idiots

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>>77637731
>responding to a bait post by the reddithawk shitposter

>>77637731
Never said you're an idiot, but now I will: idiot. You are just a spiteful, bigoted group.

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nazis need to FUCK OFF from /hoc/

>>77637740
>Responding to the bait I fell for and telling me that I just responded to that said bait

tolvanen is already a bull in the KHL

best draft steal of all time?

preds get everything

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>>77637753
same to you

>>77637751
based finland

unfortuneately that will never happen despite having there designated safespaces. those cucks always bring up politics when its irrelevant

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>>77637758
best steal since saros

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>>77637741

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fuck racism

>>77637805
needs more jpeg

>>77637758
He dropped because of finnophobia. We all know it exists but no one dares to take stand on this deep-rooted issue.

>>77637800
>Brings up politics when it's unnecessary
>"GUYS THESE NEO NAZIS USED THE RED WINGS LOGO! FUCK CONSERVATIVES, AM I RIGHT?"

>>77637751

Nazis were literally Finland's greatest ally

>>77637948
read up on lapland war and say that to my face you gayboy

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Dubs confirm red wings cup win

>>77637948
Umm no sweetie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapland_War

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>>77637987
>>77637965
>n-no continuation war d-doesnt count
Fuck you lying mongol niggers

>>77638025
I thought you were the one who condemned racism and here you are calling finland a derogatory term

>>77638057
Double standards are double as good, right?

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>>77638243


good goy, keep it up and you'll get another tomorrow

>>77638269
That reply works better when the original comment has anything to do with jews.

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>tfw no hokkei

>>77638243
the worst part is they dont even have the decency to stay in there safespace

the good news is that all these trumpcucks were unmasked yesterday. they have nowhere to run and nowhere to hide anymore. nazis always pay

>>77638357
Why is Winnipeg so based? That would be literally 5/5 suburb in Finland. People from manituuba are so lucky.

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>>77638392
the teddy bear candies are not divided equally among men

grass is always greener on the other side of the pond

>>77638386
And everyone on the right is now considered racist because of idiots who support socialism. Really fires those neurons

>>77638427
>im not racist i swear
>now excuse while i meet up my friends with torches and try to start a race war
activates those almonds

>responding to chiraqis
baka senpai

>>77638386
0/10

hate black people
hate diversity
love detroit red wings

simple as.

God I fucking hate this year and all the politics. At this point I'm just wishing for that race war that was nearly sparked last year to start just so that all you tards can get it out of your system and then turn back the clocks to when people didn't give a damn about politics. Just have all the BLM looter thugs and the post ironic /pol nazis slug it out in Chiraq or something.

Also I hope the Sharks gets some youth injected into their roster because their core can't stave up the glue factory forever.

>>77635502
Jagr

>>77638608
you understand that norway is on a brink of a one too?

>ruins apparently open to shopping Pastrnak around
For what purpose?

>>77635502

Jean Beliveau

>>77636650

Vanek is a gutless Yuro scum of the worst kind

pongs trade maaattaa yet?

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sad to see a man go full reddit, I used to ironically enjoy Bill

>>77638780
Bill isn't reddit. He's probably one of us.

>>77638608
I just want the 90's back, mang.

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>>77638783
>Bill isn't reddit

>>77638790
I want the 90's back anyway. Carelessness, and lots of fun. Plus the NHL actually was good, baseball was decent, and you actually had interactions with people rather then texting on the phone every fucking day

>>77638802
>dead puck era
>good
Pick one and only one, famalam

>>77638802
>those vidya and hokkei nights waiting for the 'za to show up without people flipping out over useless political bullshit
I, too miss these feels mang.

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>>77638608
>>77638687
wew

>>77638830
>The era of Chiraq and Pittsburgh
>Good

Pick one

>>77638837
Why do they all name their kidsMuhammad

>>77638780
The fact that Bill has a sense of humor about the hotdog shit puts him way above reddit-tier. Sorry he now plays on a team you don't like.

>>77638849
Peace be upon him wallah

>>77638849
Popular figure in their culture.

>>77638876
>t. ted from akron

>>77638837
Oslo is basically our Chicago, it serves its purpose by containing all the worst elements ( criminals, junkies, foreigners who have no intention of integrating, cut throat rent of the country so that the rest of Norway can be decent and peaceful. And the night life there is great if you want to be aggressively harassed by prostitutes that are victim of the African sex slave trade, and the skeevy drug pushers don't forget them too. Good job with your selective googling though, every country has it's own embarrassing sinkhole of a city. You burgers should know that better than anyone else.

>>77638933
Being this upset about a simple fact

>>77638933
>want to be aggressively harassed by prostitutes that are victim of the African sex slave trade
fugging an african is on my bucket list
you reckon i should book a trip to oslo?

>>77638961
Enjoy your AIDS moron

>>77638981
>Enjoy your AIDS moron
so, how's yours going?

>>77638961
If you can afford the steep prices of even visiting Oslo then go for it my dude, there's plenty of them to pick from and some of them were pretty thicc desu. If you do I hope you don't get AIDS or get shanked with a dirty needle by some out of control junkie.

>>77638953
I lived in Oslo for around a year way back and I absolutely hated it. It's just a shitty city and I'm not going to hide that fact. Also, not an argument.

>>77638991
Great, tell your dad thanks for hooking me up

>>77638981
>>77639008
>aids
not an issue

might just have to book it

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> Brian LawtonVerified account @brianlawton9 2h2 hours ago
>With what I am hearing I would not be surprised if David Pasternak @NHLBruins is traded. #contractproblems @NHLNetwork

SWEENEY YOU MADMAN

NO PLEASE NO

>>77639021
Bring some self defense though probably. I like Finns so I'd hate to see them get killed by an aggressive pimp or something.

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>>77639051
ima a big guy and carry my puukko everywhere

>>77638933
>being this upset over an image
I'd rather live around niggers than mudslimes too, my guy.

U guys can have fun when Ahmeds bomb ur old churches and build mosques on ur fjords. I'll be feasting my fat ass on a nice thick cheeseburger and watching hokki while ur country goes to poop

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Read em' and weep, lads

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HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>>77639067
No you won't because you have a race war coming up too. Good talk though. But one of these days the world will correct itself. Who knows if that'll be in our lifetime or not though. I hope this thread is less /pol/ when hokkei is playing.

But that feels like it's going to take forever.

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

fuck you pol tards im going to 2ch ru

I have decided that Norway is a BAD poster now. The only good Scandinavian poster is Dan from Denmark. And, while not Scandinavian, Finns are clearly BAD posters.

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>>77637567
In case you were wondering, the fight in Detroit was actually based on this Halloween display.

>>77635502
Teemu

>>77639250
Pulkkinen? But why?

>>77639272
Selanne m8

>>77639240
someone post henrik getting pooped into the boards v dallas

>>77639174
Finns are funbad at least

>>77639179
this is true, lemieux was known to hold up his waning skills in hockey with gimmicky fight collabs

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*eats poutine*

HNNNNNGFF

*dead*

>>77639421

Still worth it

>>77639421
Agreed

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I enjoy all Scandinavian (finns included) posters except the nylander sperg. I assume they are the same person that constantly finn bashes.

I wonder if they realize they are almost as bad as the chiraqi reddit sperg.

>>77639465
Nylanderposter is one of the best posters on /hoc/ and is the only one who creates OC. Kill yourself finnlover.

>>77639505
>says OC producers are by default good
>spergs out about the same unoriginal thing for over a year
Sad!

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>Sweden

>>77639421
We need another emu war

>>77639584
Would give it a shot if it weren't for the pineapples desu.

>>77635502
Only Correct Answer for Boston is Bobby Orr.

>>77639666
>would eat it
>without the best part
Fucking joke

>>77639584
so to be swedish one must put tropical things on places they shouldnt be?

>>77639421
My mom always called it heart attack on a plate.

but who cares good poutine is everything you need to survive a canadian winter day

How do we solve Swedophobia?

>>77639680

how is someone that fat a professional hockey player?

how

picked up some lemon pepper wings from my local chinese takeaway lads. shockingly good

>>77639722
Eliminate Swedes

>>77639671
Orr would get shit on in today's game

>>77639770
Nah I don't think we would.
He wouldn't put up the Offensive numbers but he had the speed and skating ability to still make him effective.

Why would he get shit on anyway in today's game?

>>77639807
because nutrition and training have greatly improved in todays game, as has the speed and goaltending. Orr is relatively small by todays standards and everyone else is much stronger and faster than they used to be. People like Orr were certainly skilled, but their dominance is an indication of the rest of the league more than it is their individual talent

>>77639926
but the question was Your favourite team gets to have a rookie aged player brought from the past from your teams franchise history onto his years roster.

This is implying that they have got the same nutrition and training as everybody else.

Yes while he is a little shorter at around 5'10-5'11 It doesn't impose a bigger issue has it had in the past. I'd argue being bigger was more important in his age than ours due to the physicality the game had then.

>>77639984
>reddit spacing
not gonna read that

>>77639984
but he WAS big back then. he isn't big these days. That's what I'm saying. He was a meme 4th forward that got by on speed and size. He doesn't have that advantage anymore

>>77640014
The League average in height was 6-6'1. (source https://hockey-graphs.com/2015/02/19/nhl-player-size-from-1917-18-to-2014-15-a-brief-look/)
He was small then too. So saying he was big back then is a lie. While he surely wasn't as small being only 1-2 inches than league average. Yes his speed was an advantage back then but that doesn't mean he loses it. The question is implying that we are getting a rookie aged player from a franchise past meaning he has got the same training as the players of today so his skating still would be an advantage but not by the margin he had in the 70's.

>>77640110
you're missing the point. The point isn't that bobby orr isn't fast or good at shooting or that he cant get bigger, the point is that everyone has caught up because they just have. There's more diversity and a greater number of available players to choose from. It's a faster, bigger game these days because the players are faster and bigger. If they all have the same training, it doesn't matter then, as you've said, that orr has training or not. He's just not fast or good enough to dominate the way he did. Everyone has caught up.

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The Quebec Havlat

>>77640170
Yes but I'm not saying he would dominate. I haven't even claimed that. I stated that he wouldn't get shit on in today's game as he would still be an effective player. I haven't stated that he'd be the same dominating force because no player from the past would be as effective (arguably the players in the late 80's to the 90's would still be good players as we've seen that). He would never put up the offensive numbers he did but not even modern forwards reach his highest point totals of 117+ seeing how the last person to get over 120 point was Joe Thornton in 2005/06. But I don't see anything wrong in claiming he could reach 40-50 point totals if he played today.

>>77639680
Kessel posting is peak reddit

>>77640387
t

-reddit

>>77635502
Robitaille

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*drinks tim hortons*

BLEUURGGGHH

*dead*

>>77640566
>>77639421
Based kiwi

>>77640566
ok, chang, we get it, you're lactose intolerant.

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Big Finnish bulls.

>>77640831
me on the right

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i take yo bitch right from you
bitch im a dog, woof

https://twitter.com/spittinchiclets/status/897199285388935170

pretty funny story by 4chan user keith yandle

fuck hockey and fuck white people

>>77640969
>scream if you're a coyotes fan
kek

>>77641110
that's likely the aftertaste from your last post

>>77641129
wow you sure showed me kid

>>77641359
i know

reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with /r/hockey and by actively abstaining you are just being some kind of hipster aka redditor

>>77641601
>>77641372
>>77641368
>>77641359
>>77641129
this is the pinnacle of american hockey discussion. Why are you fat faggots even posting here, you could go call eachother reddit in any general on any board

>>77641625
all me :^)

>>77637751
fuck off ahmed

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>>77641625
the guy that spams reddit is either a poo jackets fag or a flylel fag and neither of those groups know anything about hockey

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>rags

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why are liberals such fucking faggots and why are czechs so based?

>>77641825
edgy bro
get more triggered by people on the internet you'll never meet irl

>>77641927
but im the one who isnt triggered. im generally wondering what makes these retards think that a couple of europeans even think about the us civil war beyond it being between north and south?

>>77641732
What a legend

>>77636964
>city is over 80% niggers
>nazi punks fuck off

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>>77635502
Pavel Bure

>>77641953
you were triggered enough to post it here like anyone gives a shit

>go to set the table out on my deck
>wasp is on one of the placemats laying out to dry
>try to shake it off saying "alright bud time to move on"
>fucker is not leaving no matter how much I move that, eventually have to slide the placemat along the railing basically forcing it to move
>get stung/bit half an hour later while standing still grilling. Its on the back of my neck and finger when i swatted that faggot away.
Gosh dang that asshole had a vendetta on me. Still not as bad as the 2017 NHL offseason.

>>77642319
Lmfao

>>77642319
Time for the fucking 3peat?

>>77642415
>not just swatting the little shit dead as soon as you saw it
You brought this upon yourself. Wasps don't deserve any mercy.

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>>77642466
You are probably right but I was at my dad's place who is currently obsessed with bee blocks so I didn't.

>>77642502

pupper btfo

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>has never played the game before
>thinks his opinions are worth a damn.

>>77642536
It'd be cool to play. I wonder how long it takes to learn how to skate decently.

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/6tphzb/phil_kessel_put_hog_dogs_in_the_stanley_cup/

K E K
E
K

>>77642558
Depends on how you define decently.

>>77642558
You ever ridden a motorcycle?

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>>77642585
>implying I am going to click a reddit link

>>77642319
one of the few realistic predictions i've seen on here

>>77642319
>east on the left side
Why is canada so fucked?

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>>77635502

Admirals fan here (so I guess Preds fan by proxy). Hard to choose between Peter Forsberg or Paul Kariya assuming that Forsberg would come with the injury issues.

reminder that bill is /ourguy/ and calling him reddit is in and of itself reddit

>>77636736
>>77636697
>>77636774
>>77636647

I'm neutral on blackcocks (oilerino here)

I feel like Sharp will be the best player in the league making under 1 million (excluding players on entry level contracts)

I think Jusi Jokinen will be a better value though, but he will be a 1.1 M cap hit.

love the basedhawks
love cricket
love finland
hate reddit
hate pantsoilers

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perro Finland

>>77635502
Gino odjick

>>77642319
>craps lose to the pongs
>again
Literally pottery

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>>77642907
This.

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Reminder that the islanders will win the cup and ho sang gets the calder

>>77643585
He screwed up posting the first time and cropped out the top of his head. He is even awkward on social media and I love it https://imgur.com/gallery/gECJy

>>77643585
>no condiments or toppings
only way to make a hot dog worse would be to add ketchup

Chigago hot dogs and pizzas are best

>>77643704
based daniel

going to take a massive Crosby and then head to bed. Good night /hoc/

>>77642585
And I thought we were autist

>>77635502
Hawerchuk

>>77643759
more like hawercuck lmao

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>>77642319
>Tfw the ducks cuck the oilels 2 years in a row
>>77642203
Sauce

>>77643833
>tfw Ducks get schlonged by Nashville 2 years in a row

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>Yfw the pens trade for duchene but they don't win the metro

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>>77644103
Good. Winning Metro is a death sentence

>>77643833
idk I don't watch weeb shit. I just save animu girls

>>77639722
not a real thing so no need for solving

>>77643692
hating ketchup is a meme

ducks? more like dorks lol

Sriracha+mustard on hot dogs

y/n?

>>77644712
More like The Mighty Dorks of Analheim ammirite

HUG ME, HUG ME
KISS ME, SQUEEZE ME
HUG ME, HUG ME
KISS AND CARESS ME

>>77636111
Kind of damned if you do and damned if you don't pick. His career ending injury happened long before he even became professional, he would still retire young.

https://theplayerstribune.com/letter-to-my-younger-self-mike-bossy/

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>>77635213
>Barely a point per game player and miss playoffs ten years in a row without Fulju
>Win the Art Ross and Hart while going deep into the western playoffs WITH Zulju

Certified Bulju babby...

What is a nigga?

>>77645239
I would still take 6 years of bossy though. He's such a great player and was probably going to break gretzkys record anyway if his eye didn't degenerates

>>77645541
Nazis use that to insult our black brothers.

>>77644746
en halua hodariini srirachaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSd4Kj7XA8o

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Reminder that Piggy Busthews is a hit babby.

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>>77645749
What does the ''Own goals'' category say?

>>77643602

Even in my fantasies we only make it to the conference finals.

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>>77636990
ok

Yet another day of off-season /hoc/