Jersey number autism

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>his team has never had an outfield player with the number 1

times are changing, la

>>77633895
>Greeks
>Muslim scum

Pick 2.

kys daniel

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>>77633900
>greeks
>muslim
wat
they are socialist faggots but they're also incredibly racist against arabs

>>77633906
>he thinks he knows about Greece because he reads CNN

Good one Jamal

>>77633900
>Greeks
>Muslim scum

What?

>>77633900
great sports related contribution as always, my american friend

>>77633964
t. Islam supporter

>>77633900
Greeks are our first line of defence and they've held up pretty well over the last few centuries

>>77633900
oh boy america you really told him whats up

>>77633895
Is this jersey kino?

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worst one yet

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the G0AT

zidane's rm 5 is legendary, though.

i'm not THAT autistic, other than seeing a 9 play anywhere but in the anchor.

My local club once in the 90's had a player with the jersey number 99,5, because that was the frequency of a local radio channel that was sponsoring them.

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>>77633877
Africa nignogs tend to wear weird numbers

>>77634017
See>>77633974

>>77633979
>held up pretty well
>meanwhile the U.K. Is swarming with Muslims

???

>>77634060
That's mainly because we lorded over Pakistan and foolishly let them cover our post war labour shortage.

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>>77633877
numbers should be given alphabetically

>>77634151
>not 69
he blew it

>>77634065
kek

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>>77633900
I'm sorry on behalf of my burger friend, hes autistic

SQUAD NUMBERS I FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH

Goalkeepers - 1,13,16 (if player is French),21,30 (if black),31.

Right-backs - 2,12,14,21,22,27,29 (if from Nordic countries),32.

Left-backs - 3,6,13 (non UK/Irish only),15,23,33.

Centre-backs - 4,5,6,12,20,22

Sweepers - 3 (if long-haired),7 (if bald),6 (all others)

Central midfielder - 4,6,7,8,10 (if used to be forward player dropping back position due to age),12,14,16,44 (if 4 shirt already occupied by other central midfielder).

Right midfield - 7,8,11 (if genuinely two-footed I am fine with wide right wearing 11 but very uneasy with wide left wearing 7 under any circumstances),14,17,21,27.

Left midfield - 10,11.

Split striker/trequartista/in the hole - 10,11,20 (if under the age of 25)

Striker - 7 (if under 5'10" ),8 (if under 5'10" ),9,10,11 (if black),19,25,29 (if aged 21 or under) .

A few notes;

I would just once like to see a newly signed egomaniacal keeper who has been denied the 1 shirt by the established keeper take 11. But just the once.

Any player forward of central midfield is allowed to take their year of birth as squad number or 77 or 99 if they qualify for 7 or 9 but it is unavailable.

Any player aged 35 or over is allowed to take their age at the start of the season as their squad number.

>>77633877
lets settle this shit once and for all

gk 1,12,30
rb 2,22,32
cb 4,5,15,25
lb 3,23,26
winger 7,11,16,21
holding mid 6,20,28
central mid 8,17,24
attacking mid 10,14,19
striker 9,18,19,29

>tfw going to renumber my team in a way that will absolutely trigger /trb/

>>77633900
>this post
Was it autism?

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>>77634270
Now this is autism. And I love it.

>>77634369
12 should be left unused
13 is for reserve keeper

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Remember Terry Butcher doing analysis of a Hibs game and Stokes set up Riordan for a goal and he goes "One-Zero passed it to Zero-One to make it One-Zero Hibs"

Fucking kill me

>>77634475
12 reserved for the 12th player (the fans)
13 reserved for the manager

---1
2-4-5-3 can also go for the aesthetic 2-3-4-5 across the back 4
--6-8 six is the deeper one obviously
7-10-11
---9

---1
2-4-5-3
7-6-8-11 Six is the deeper one
--9-10 ten is target man or deeper forward

---1
-5-4-3
7-------2
-8-6-10
--9-11

>>77633979
>held up pretty well over the last few centuries
>were part of the Ottoman Empire over the last few centuries

What did the Britbong mean by this? Take into account that the Brits and French took the Ottoman side in their war against Tsarist orthodox Russia please.

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>>77634195
It's wonderful until an angry little autismal manlet fucked up the ordering because he wanted to be the number 10.

>>77634532
when I was a kid our team's goalkeeper shirt was always #00
#1 sometimes went to a striker
triggered me like nothing else