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Bob the Tomato gives good Christian advice to the NFL 2017-08-14 06:08:34 Post No. 77632798
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Bob the Tomato gives good Christian advice to the NFL
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2017-08-14 06:08:34
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>veggietales theme song
>hi im bob the tomato
>and im larry the cucumber
>today we got a letter from roger in canton ohio
>roger says he runs a business with one of his friends ezekiel and ezekiel has done some things that have made him very uncomfortable
>larry as per usual doesnt know how to respond at first
>bob begins his story
>cue veggies dressed up as football players
>larry takes the role of dakota
>bob takes the role of dez
>junior takes the role of zekey
>song about happiness and football is sung
>goodell played by pickle guy comes in
>goodell tells the team that as long as they remain moral they can continue to play the game they enjoy
>veggies throw the football around
>WITH NO ARMS
>all of a sudden zekey's best friend played by laura the carrot comes in
>laura and junior get into an argument
>out of anger junior takes a slingshot and knocks the carrot girl out with a pebble
>junior looks with shock
>oh no
>fade to black
>AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY THE PART OF THE SHOW WHERE LARRY COMES OUT AND SINGS A SILLY SONG
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>song ends after larry passes out from intaking too much cocaine
>fade back to junior's face in shock
>junior tries to run away
>in come the french peas with their cameras and typewriters
>the peas all crowd around carrot girl's body in dismay
>cue song about how zekey beat his best friend
>back on the team dakota and dez are catching on that zekey is hiding something
>out of nowhere the coach played by that green veggie with the glasses and the mustache comes in
>the coach holds up a newspaper accusing zekey of pelting carrot girl
>zekey tries to deny it while dakota and dez are in shock
>the two squashes come in and say that goodell is coming
>BUT PLEASE, I DIDN'T MEAN IT
>hard bouncing noises
>goodell has arrived
>ZEKEY
>I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR MORALS IF YOU WANTED TO PLAY THE GAME
>but goodell
>WHAT YOU DID WAS BAD, BAD, BAD!
>I MIGHT HAVE TO SUSPEND YOU FOR ONE GAME
>OR TWO GAMES
>ILL HAVE TO SUSPEND YOU FOR SIX GAMES!
>but goodell
>IM SORRY ZEKEY BUT RULES ARE RULES
>much like how when god created the ten commandments he set the rules for humanity going forward
>dez recalls the ten commandments and the rules about killing
>dakota just goes along with zekey
>zekey is reminded about forgiveness by coach and the squashes, but he must face the consequences of what he has done
>zekey accepts
>fast forward to the salad bowl
>zekey catches a ball in the end zone
>the field goal is good
>the home team takes a 28-3 lead
>the veggies are celebrating as if they forgot zekey ever beat his best friend
>fade to black
>larry is in tears after bob's story
>cue song about what god has to say in his book
>qwerty pulls up bible verse from the nfl rulebook
>bob reminds roger that he can punish his friend as long as he is open to forgiveness
>bob also tells roger to fix the fucking broken referees
>credits
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fucking art
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Is this a reddit pasta?
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