/trans/ shitty revival edition

>>77632609
/trans/
Died from post surgery complications.
RIP 2017-2017
#jesuistrans #transunited #dabs

I really, really love /trans/ lads

Seriously what happened? Haven't been here since Friday

i'm in trans lads

New day new thread meme killed trans

>>77632609
#dab4/trans/

>>77632704
/epl/

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have you apologised yet?

>>77633074
I'll always remember where I was, the day Morata scored

>>77633074
>lacazette scored
>morata goal + asssit
>lukaku two goals
I wish we could have kept calling them flops for a bit longer.

Any news on Qtinho or Dabele to Barcelona?

there's cl playoffs this week
Hoffenheim - Liverpool on tuesday
Nice - Napoli on wednesday

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who else cant wait for /team of the week/?

>>77633252
I bet it'll involve all the strikers that scored on their debuts in some weird 2-2-6 formation

>>77633222
>mfw it slips

>>77633252
>>77633268
------De Gea
-Salah Ward Davies
----Firmino Alli
Vardy Morata Lacazette
---Lukaku Giroud

>>77633287
Reckon he'll have Rooney in there somewhere

>trans is back
based

/epl/ sucks because people actually care about their teams in there

>>77633300
/epl/ is dead. the age of /prem/ has begun

>>77633297
or Mounie or Pogba or Vokes

>>77633311
can't wait to see mounie talked of like he's some unknown

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Reminder Klopp has only ever won trophies when Van Gaal the club killer was in charge of Dortmund's only competition.

He will never win anything at Liverpool, and the only thing he has celebrated was a 2-2 draw to West Brom.

>>77633333
nice digits

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>Big Ben set to be silenced for FOUR YEARS from next Monday as restoration work begins

>>77633074
>>77633186
who is left?
>Kane
>Not a three season wonder
KEK

Even Salah scored lmao

>>77633375
hope its louder when its done

>>77633375
hope they dont silence little ben too

>>77633393
Mounie and Rooney as well

>Chicaflop

>Stoke to complete loan deal for PSG forward Jese later today - Sky sources.

>>77633618
Chica was our best player. He will score next week 100%

>>77633375

How will Londoners know when to pray to allah?

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>tfw you get 150 million euros for le occasional blooter manlet

>>77633638
and replace him with...?

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>>77633646
Insigne la

i think we can all agree of all of them lacazette is the only one we can still call shit

>>77633646
A net spend trophy

>Inter Milan are reportedly interested in Manchester City players Eliaquim Mangala and Nicolas Otamendi to replace Medel and Murillo.

>>77633646
Lanzini is genuinely their target.

>>77633679
cant see this happening with pep going to a 3atb more frequently

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>>77633689
*signs van dijk and i.martinez*

>>77633222
>Liverpoo let it slip to Hoffenheim and lose CL football
>Liverpoo jews lose leverage on Coutinho and Coutinho finally leaves for Barcelona at 90 million pounds
Make it happen Kek-sama.

>Chelsea are reportedly willing to listen to an offer from Barcelona for Eden Hazard, but will not sell him for anything less than €120m.

Chelsea are reportedly considering a late swoop for Inter winger Ivan Perisic, but will have to fend off Man Utd in their bid to land the Croatian ace.

>Man Utd have reportedly rejected a bid from Tottenham for forward Anthony Martial, although it hasn’t been revealed how much their offer was.

Man Utd are reportedly prepared to match the £36.5m release clause in the contract of Barcelona ace Sergi Roberto to take him to Old Trafford.

>Tottenham are reportedly keen to swoop for Lazio ace Keita Balde after he was snubbed for his side’s Supercoppa Italiana clash with Juventus on Sunday.

Barcelona are reportedly set to increase their offer for Borussia Dortmund ace Ousmane Dembele to a staggering €140m in the next week or so.

>Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is lining up a move for Schalke and Germany player Maximilian Meyer as a potential replacement for want-away star Philippe Coutinho, should the midfielder secure a move to Barcelona, according to the Mirror.

Manchester United have been given a big boost in their attempts to lure French striker Antoine Griezmann to the club, as the player has said that he could be tempted to leave should the Spanish side sell goalkeeper Jan Oblak, as per the Express.

>Arsenal are set to be dealt a huge blow in their attempts to sign Real Madrid and Spain U21’s star Marco Asensio, with the midfielder set to use the Gunners’ interest in him to secure a new deal with the La Liga side, as per Diario Gol.

PSG are eyeing-up a deal for highly-rated Monaco midfielder Fabinho, which could set the Ligue 1 side back more than £55M, with the former French champions also very keen to secure a deal for Fabinho’s teammate Kylian Mbappe, as per ESPN.

>>77633725
>Chelsea are reportedly willing to listen to an offer from Barcelona for Eden Hazard, but will not sell him for anything less than €120m.
thats a good idea for Chelsea, selling more players

>Sporting accept £32m + bonuses for Carvalho from West Ham
blimey

Liverpool have told Emre Can he is not going anywhere, despite on-going contractual disputes. The midfielder has been on Juventus’ wish-list, with the Serie A champions expected to lodge a £23m bid for the German.

>Arsenal have reportedly been rocked by the news that Mesut Ozil has offered his services to Barcelona, while Thomas Lemar won’t be joining the Gunners.

Less than a month after Paris Saint-Germain made Neymar the most expensive player of all time, they’re ready to repeat the trick with Kylian Mbappe.

>Tottenham are reportedly lining up a £28m offer for want-away Ajax defender Davinson Sanchez after he was left out of the squad for the club’s 2-1 loss to Heracles, amid rumours he told senior staff he “was not in the right frame of mind to play”.

Jack Wilshere is being targeted by West Ham, Crystal Palace and Bournemouth after resigning to the fact his days at Arsenal are numbered. Attacker Lucas Perez is also set to leave The Emirates after failing to impress in his first season with the Gunners.

>Chelsea are prepared to hand over £60m for Juventus full-back Alex Sandro whilst a second bid for Leicester’s Danny Drinkwater seems imminent, according to The Telegraph.

Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp has reportedly identified Napoli forward Lorenzo Insigne (60m) as the ideal replacement for Philippe Coutinho.

>Barcelona are targeting Argentine winger Angel Di Maria as the player to replace Neymar, following the Brazilian’s world-record move to PSG, however due to the poor relationship between the clubs following the winger’s move, agreeing a deal for Di Maria may prove to be difficult, as per Sport.

Spanish giants Barcelona are set to turn their attentions to Spurs playmaker Christian Eriksen, following Liverpool’s unwillingness to sell Brazilian midfielder Philippe Coutinho

>Barcelona are reportedly set to secure the signing of midfielder Paulinho in a deal worth €40m, with the Brazilian set to arrive in Spain on Monday.

>>77633729
The board must really hate Conte, when they're trying this hard to justify sacking him

>>77633784
If they hated him they would have sided with Costa.

Pissed off with Klopp yet, Liverpool fans?

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>Costa goes public on you acting like a twat telling main striker to fuck off over text
>receive a fresh gazumping on Lukaku
>reluctantly have to pick the striker you didn't rate at Juventus
>Club sell your best CM to direct rival and give you an injured meme player from Monaco as replacement
>throw away community shield because you put your GK as second choice for penalties who then takes a goal kick
>get beat by Burnley at home whilst having your best CB banned for 3 matches and now best CM banned for next match vs Tottenham.
>Club now open to selling your best forward

>>77633809
Don't forget
>will lose his hair

>Chelsea are reportedly willing to listen to an offer from Barcelona for Eden Hazard, but will not sell him for anything less than €120m.

Lots of papers reporting this. Barca have gotten lucky if this is true. They're desperate for someone like him. I've seen some Liverpool fans say they hope it's true, but any Barca deal for Hazard would be independent from their pursuit of Coutinho. Just like Dembele is.

Lads what the fuck are we gonna do?! We won't know what time it is to watch the footy!

>>77632609
What a lazy op.

hope Jese is signed in time to have his career ended by kolasinac again

>>77633821
What are you talking about?

>>77633837
https://bloom.bg/2uEWvDg

Barcelona buy Eden Hazard and Coutinho

1. United
2. Spurs
3. City
4. Arsenal
5. Chelsea
6. Everton
7. Liverpool

>>77633853
>Spurs
>Second

Are ya having a fooking laugh m8?

imagine not rating Cyriel Dessers

>>77633853
Manchester United win the premier league
Real Madrid win the CL
Arsenal knocked out in the semis in the Europa League
Chelsea miss out on CL qualifiers by 9 points (Conte sacked at Christmas)
Everton win the second merseyside derby 4-0 which brings them above Liverpool in the table and it stays that way

Being serious for a moment, Chelsea absolutely can't let Costa go for free. Players already have too much power, you can't allow one of them to be freed from his contract simply because he acted like a child.

>>77633820
Hazard is a pussy and doesnt have the mentality to succeed at Barcelona. He will be ripped apart for being a lazy faggot which he gets away with at Chelsea.

>>77633857
They sign a few players before deadline day don't worry

Erikson will have the season of his life

>>77633862
atletico offered like 20m didn't they?

>>77633839
uh oh

>>77633862
i'm not sure that it was costa who acted like a child

>>77633880
Yes. It definitely was Costa.

>>77633871
They did, but now nothing is being said about that anymore.

lmao

https://www.fcbarcelona.es/futbol/primer-equipo/noticias/2017-2018/fichaje-paulinho-comunicado-fc-barcelona

>Man City are playing a friendly tomorrow
cool

>>77633899
Former Spurs' Paulinho?

>>77633863
I agree about him being a pussy but I think it's be the perfect place for him. He'd enjoy playing in Messi's shadow as a side-player.

>>77633880
>two transfer windows in a row angling for a move to atletico/china
>shocked he gets told to fuck off after the second time

Not saying conte doesn't have some hand in this but this was mostly costas doing

>>77633908
Yes

>>77633853
Tottenham will fight for top 4 this season. They're playing half of their games at stadium they never win at.

>>77633899
if only they had him yesterday

>Semedo
>Paulinho
>Coutinho
this the beginning of the end for Barca

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Hi Negredo.

Of Course, I am coming to Besiktas

>>77633916
They get top 4.

North Korea will invade the South on 27th of August this month and Son will also be sent to fight.

(he dies a month later)

*billy dabs in your direction*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISXCuCREPE

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So which Ethiopian team is he going on loan to?

Why don't barca at least go after talented young players?

spain has release clauses so they wouldn't even spend that much

>>77633940
its Stoke

>>77633899
>nermans going to leave if we dont sign his friend
>hurry up and get him signed
>too late
>sign him anyway

top zozzle

>>77633946
link says EPL so...

>>77633943
they cheaped out on asensio and ceballos already

>>77633951
Yeah the Ey up duck Premier League

I don't like watching Barcelona fall apart lads.

>>77633953
And Martinez, they pussied out on him and he was only £30m

>>77633940
the eritrean premier league giants red sea fc is my guess

>>77633951
NEVER gets old lad

>>77633951
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA IT'S EVEN FUNNIER THE 100003995995TH TIME
YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT AN AUTIST KEK

>>77633965
>give out shitposts all the time
>cant take one
typical Aussie desu

>>77633970
>one

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA THE JOKES NEVER STOP WITH THIS ONE

PAULINHO FUCKING PAULINHO
JEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJJEEJJEJEJEJEJEEJJEEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJJEJEJ

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>€40M for Paulinho

United should activate Messi's clause, he probably wants to leave now

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Where do you honestly see Newcastle finishing this season?

>>77633999
16th

>>77633999
14-17

Clubs, at the least premier league ones, should bring back man marking, not only on set pieces. I bet it'd be a lot easier for defenders.

>>77633999
All 3 team that came up go back down

>>77634068
Zonal's much better but only if done properly

Liverpool had Firminho covering the area in front of a post and matip ran straight out of his zone away from the goal

>>77634077
>Huddersfield
>relegated
lol no. They will get more than 40 points

>>77634068
>>77634080
Most defenders in the eplel are too retarded to actually make zone defending work on set pieces.

>>77634094
>eplel
no mentioned ethiopia mate

it's happening lads

http://www.rolandobianchi.it/

>>77633948
He was never a Neymar's friend. Let alone a order from him.

That's made up bullshit from seething scatalans and bandwagoners.

>/trans/ and /epl/ active at the same time

>>77634080
It's not only that. I was reading an article on the libero (in italian) and basically it said that these days clubs defend with a sort of mixed system where they mark the closest striker and then they leave it to a team mate if he moves too much from their spot. This is good because you limit the flaws of man marking (namely the fact your own team is very chaotic) but it works if the players talk to each other, which I am not sure works any longer with how fast football is.

>>77634113
It's that the serieA top scorer and man city legend Rolando Bianchi?

>>77634068
Mou regularly has Man Utd man mark all over the pitch. He's one of the few current PL coaches that knows how to defend.

>>77634113
the man
the myth
the snood

Why does Klopp still insist on using Mignolet?

>>77634129
plus half the team barely speak the same language

>>77634163
Because he's been indoctrinated by the Our Year Cult.
And Sakho is STILL a Liverpool player.

>>77634165
That too. I am thinking about Luiz and Tebow not understanding each other, with Luiz wanting Tebow to come out and Tebow not wanting to or not being able to.

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Swansea are getting Chadli, Bony and Joe Allen. Be afraid /sp/

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Can we all take a moment to laugh at Farca for buying the brazilian Charlie Adam for 40m?

>>77634289
weirdest deal i've ever seen desu. 29 years old, couldn't make it at spurs, playing against literal shit in china every week. 40m.

>>77633999
Challenging for top 7, Rafa is too good to be bottom half la

>>77633809
If they don't buy anyone else, expect a repeat of 15/16. Conte could be gone by 2018, I'm not joking.

>>77634317
Probably some agent shenanigan

>Paulinho done
>Coutinho soon

Who can stop us?

>>77634380
>coutinho
you'll end up with oscar or some shit

>>77633725
>PSG are eyeing-up a deal for highly-rated Monaco midfielder Fabinho, which could set the Ligue 1 side back more than £55M, with the former French champions also very keen to secure a deal for Fabinho’s teammate Kylian Mbappe, as per ESPN.

Would these cunts even be allowed to spend this much? Can anyone stop them?

>>77634397
fabinho won't happen, there's something funny going on there


both manchester clubs had agreed deals for him but then pulled out before signing him

>>77634285
0% chance Stoke let Allen go. And nobody should ever be afraid of fucking Bony.

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>>77634389
>sell mata because mourinho wants oscar to be number 10
>oscar is turned into a defensive number 10 to cover fabregas

>conte arrives, oscar appears to be a starter for a little while
>he's sold in january
I still rate Oscar though

>city buying a literal who and then sending him to girona

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>>77634380
>Barcelona fail to get him and go full JUST in one season
>Liverpool sell him and look a fool after making such a statement on their website
comfiest time

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>40 million
>FOUR year deal for a lazy BR who's 29
What the hell is Qatarlona's problem?

>>77634534
Delete this la'. Coutinho isn't that kind of guy, he gets what it means to wear the famous red shirt.

>>77634536
>uefalona are finally capitulating to milan tier
FINALLY

>>77633865
>>77633857
They are not worse than last, pretty much the opposite, and both Liverpool and Chelsea got weaker. Arsenal stagnated.
I don't see them doing than last year.

>>77634534
>FSG
Faris Saint Germain?
Didn't know they owned Liverpoop

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Antonio CUNTe btfo

>>77634576
>FSG
Fenway Sports Group

>>77634431
oscar is shit

wonder how he's doing in China

>OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo has been banned for five matches for pushing the referee after being sent off against Barcelona.

so theres where the neymar money went

>>77634580
costa is a little shit

lying through his teeth saying he was going to stay until conte intervened

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*celebrates towards the premier league*

>>77634602
>you now remember joe hart getting away with headbutting a ref

>>77634631
>you now remember joe hart

>>77634602
Lel Liga needs a good title race to stay relevant after losing one of their GOATs

UNPOPULAR PREDICTIONS:
>United is going to win the league
>Arsenal still won't get top 4
>Spurs will finish 2nd or 3rd
>Firminho will have a world class season
>Swansea will get relegated
>Jesus will flop hard, Iheanacho will outscore him

>justnaldo

>>77634580
Reminder that conte claimed to be so distant that he didn't realise his team was match fixing

Imagine getting 200 million in transfer fees from a star player and your first signing using that money is a Tottenham reject from China.

>>77634657
Firmino is getting next summer for Real Madrid
United wins the PL and gets to semi final of UCL getting outted by Buyern
Coutinho pays for being a little shit and wont play for a while

>>77634602
Barca finally catched up with halal tactic this last 2 years. who need manager and record breaking transfer lmao.

halal btfo

white people win again

>>77634602
Got off light

The rules for spain say striking an official is a 12 match ban

>>77634739
>slight push
>striking

>>77634741
go back to training shanta

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its here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40918410

>>77634755
this makes me think

>>77634755
Can't even remember where that Lössl lad came from desu, seems pretty decent though.

Is mbappe going to psg today?

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>2017
>not picking the snooker formation

>>77634755
>It was obvious to me that Lossl's intention was to keep a clean sheet at all costs.
is he trying to imply this is rare for a keeper?

>>77634765
no, if he goes to psg it'll be at the end of the window

monaco want him to go elsewhere but psg are the only club willing to match their price

>>77634775
>>77634637

>>77634774
>a burnley defender who conceded 2 against 10 and then 9 men and probably should have been sent off too

>>77633333
He won the double when Heynckes was in charge.

>>77633853
>ABLing this hard

>>77634774
Mee at the back.

Reminder Hoffenheim scored the most goals from set pieces last season in the entire of Europe.
Also, Liverpool conceded two goals to set pieces 2 days ago due to their keeper being poor

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>>77634823

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>manure just signing big hench blacks without any tekkers

I missed you, lads.

>>77634863
are those up to date with last weekend?

>>77634871
>that flag
>that pic
Welcome to following Football, lad.

>>77634863
Who needs tactics when you've got PASSHUN LE HEAVY METAHL FOOOOOOTBARLLLLLLLLL

>>77634875
i think so

>>77634871
You're getting locked up with big hench blacks soon poleaboo, I'd show them more respect.

>>77633287
Eriksen for Alli

Imagine having a defence of Lovren, Matip, and Mignolet whilst having a decent player like Sakho sit doing fuck all in the reserves. Would top myself desu.

>>77634888
tbf he did invent pressing, it's not all about passion

>>77634871
Allowed back on the internet now poleaboo?

>>77634902

Sakho can barely pass a ball

Hes gash

>>77634657
>unpopular
more like bullshit faggotry reddit cucked contrary fedora sjw plebs opinion

>>77634920
You alright m8?

>>77634586
slow and lazy af.

>football weekly up before notfootballweekly
hmm

I've been gone for a year, where is the fat bong that is always walking toward the camera? 10 Stone Masterrace...

>>77634967
couldn't take the bullying so he's being a cunt elsewhere

>>77634975

>>77635005
/r/ ing pics

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>>77632609
Reporting in

>>77632704
Premier League has started, m8.

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Is this Sergi Roberto any good? seems like everybody wants him, he has the name of a literally who desu.

>>77635139
Jack of all trades and young

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what happens in QTinho leaves

>>77633809
>>throw away community shield because you put your GK as second choice for penalties who then takes a goal kick

they lost by more then one pen, maybe they should stop getting players sent-off

>>77635158
We laugh

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>the absolute state of the front page

Will United Sign a LB or Winger (bale) before August 31?

>tfw you spend the weekend at a festival so watch MotD without knowing any results
It's a really nice way to watch it

Why did barca pay 50 mil for Paulinho? He is not even Coutinho.

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>>77635158
>if

We should sell pootinho for 137m, he's not worth 1/3 of that

>>77635413
He's 5/8ths of a Coutinho.

>>77635413

>You now realize that paying 50 million for Paulinho will somehow justify paying 150 million for Coutinho.

Barca is playing 4D chess with their fans.

>>77635429
>you

>>77633333
It's not about winning. It's about playing good football.

>>77633375
>tfw no more bongs
SJWS FINALLY ERASED OUR IDENTITY

>>77635408
Which festival, m8?

>>77633375
>going to london unless you're off to a away game
pretty sure my tax payers money will have gone to restoring that sack of shit.
fuck you, you southern nonces

>be Barcelona
>be cucked by PSG - TWICE
>spend 50 million on a tottenham and chinese super league reject
>spend 140 million on an overrated liverpool manlet
>messi and sauez are 30
>no replacement plans
>still haven't fixed their midfield
>still haven't fixed their defense
>academy aren't producing WC players
>watch Real Madrid win everything again and again
>become the next AC millan

JUST

>>77635469
Bloodstock. It's like Download but with no prepubescent shits running about the place

Southampton sell 80% stake to Chinese businessman Gao Jisheng

>>77633375
Sign of the times

>>77633375
>It's just temporary goys, just like the (((TSA)))
>Goys actually fall for it

>43

>>77633375
How does it take 4 years to 'restore' it?

>>77635494
>Bloodstock

Sounds a bit edgy.

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Stoke don't deserve Joe Allen in their ugly football system that he doesn't suit. Give him now!

>>77635494
Sounds pretty neat.
>with no prepubescent shits running about the place
Lovely

Huddersfield Town have ended more days top of the Premier League (1) than Tottenham Hotspur (0) since September 1st 2014

>>77635676
Man United have ended their first day top of the league since David Moyes was in charge of them

>American Swanshit autist
Is this 190kg in disguise?

>>77633958
They couldn't find a way to launder money with it.

>>77635695
Speaking of autism I see Bristol Rovers are bottom of the table. Strange we haven't heard from their biggest fan lately.

>>77635682
Were they not top last year after beating bournemouth 3-1?

>>77635682
Weren't they top of the league around the start of last season?

So now that Manchester United have won the Premier league this year what are /trans/'s hopes for the 2018-2019 season?

>>77635724
>>77635719
Guess I'm talking bollocks and was mis-informed

>>77635737
How have they won the league? We're one game in you rerard

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Can we laugh at Chelsea again? They unironically lost against Burnley.

>>77632609
>TFW waiting for United to buy a winger

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>>77635756
TWO (2) Red cards

>>77635584

This isn't Japan that's why

>>77635752
Why would you make such a bad post? Don't you think for even a second before hitting submit?

So now that Hoffenheim have won the Champions League this year what are /trans/'s hopes for the 2018-2019 season?

>77635773
For free (You)s you gay cunt

>>77635695
Yes he's using a proxy because he lives off of upvotes ((You)'s)

>>77634317

Money laundering duh

>>77635769
>Burnley almost fucked up a 3 goal and 2 man lead

>>77635756
Can't believe how easily Burnley almost fucked it up. I get there's a gulf in quality but you simply can't let 9 men dominate you. It baffles me how stupid some smaller teams can be.

>>77635785
The champions league hasn't even started yet sweetie.
Everyone knows the qualifying is a meme.

>>77635800
I don't understand why PL teams sit back late after getting a lead - especially when the opposition goes down a man. Why not continue dominating and pressing the other team? Mouyes did this all last year which is why they drew so much.

>>77635816
>what is crystanbul

Delete this post

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>>77635800
All a case of money, how can a small little hard working club like us hope to manage against the rich clubs of the premier league? We don't believe in spending any of the prize money because we wouldn't be the proper hard mans working northern club always up against the big boys

>>77635842
Makes you wonder what they do with all the TV money desu.

>>77635800
Boils down to management and training regimen.

>>77635715
i haven't seen him post since they lost on opening day, maybe he's killed himself

>>77635816
Your team gets tired from chasing everything.

>>77635800
They probably didn't know what to do.

>>77635816
Because then your players are fucked by the end of the season and you bottle it like Spurs.

>>77635800
chelsea are the market leaders, poor old burnley will always struggle against them no matter how few players they have

When is fucking ManU gonna sign someone again goddamn it.
They said 4 players, im still hyped.

>>77635866
dyche and the lads spent it on a curry night down t'arms

>>77635816
>>77635925
Honestly teams should learn to press better. I agree with you in theory, but teams seems to run without actually knowing why they are running. I bet that if they were more effective at pressing they'd be less tired.
Also consider that if you sit back, you run a lot, because you have a lot of the pitch to cover when you attack and then when you quickly come back to defend.

I missed the /trans/, lads

>>77635907
>>77635925
Excuse me I misspoke, I didn't mean literally running pressing, but putting pressure on them in their third. Like United would control the ball 70%+ of the first 60 but once they got their goal they let off. Doesn't it take more energy to defend than to hold the ball?

>>77633074
I tipped Slaven Bilić to get sacked first this season, West Ham are gonna be one of the primary droppers this season, so not at all impressed by Lukeku scoring a couple of goals against that useless keeper.

>>77635394
What if united sign Bale and Rose?

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>>77635994
Of course not, defending is easy la.

Hey, is that anon who used to write gay porn stories about Chelsea still around? This was circa 2011-12, he wrote a story about AVB fucking Abramovich in the ass and another one about getting gang raped by Drogba and Lukaku. And then I want to say when Benitez was in charge he wrote a saga in which the Chelsea fan was represented symbolically by the only child of a single mother who hoes around and has sex with all the different manager. He was really good and I would like him to apply his skills to the present situation

>>77635971
This is why Huddersfield do so well with shit players, they press intelligently rather than just swarming all over the pitch.

>>77632609
>40 gorillions for a 29 yo non dabbing Pogba

>>77636063
>discount fernandinho
>costs more

>>77636045

Oh now that I look he also did this one.

Hazard approached Fernando in the club dressing room and said ‘I’m so excited to finally be here, Fernando, I’ve heard so much about this team, I’ve heard it’s one of the best in the world and that next year will be a great year for us!’. ‘Es True’, replied Torres, in a soft tone. ‘But, my friend, we have an initiation ceremony here I must ask you to complete’.
Eden looked shocked. But, at the same time, he could feel his body become overwhelmed by sexual desire. He already knew what Fernando wanted, and so started to remove his pants, slowly at first, so that the pubic hairs on top of his penis were visible. Upon seeing this, Fernando smiled as if he had just been applauded for nearly scoring and said ‘I wish my name was Adam, so I could have some fun in the Garden of…Eden’. Hazard giggled. He always was easy to make laugh when in such a catatonically horny state. ‘Well Fernando. Talking about the Garden of Eden, You are about to get a fucking of biblical proportions’. Eden grabbed Fernando by the crotch and pulled him towards him, his breath heavy and warm on Fernando’s long, swan like neck.
‘Do you know what I am going to do to you?’ Whimpered Hazard. ‘WHAT. TELL ME NOW’ shrilled Torres, his voice now so high that an airplane could hit it in the crotch. ‘I’m going to fuck you. In one of your holes.’ Fernando excitement made him start wheezing, like an asthmatic Frank Lampard after jogging 5 yards. ‘WHICH HOLE YOU LITTLE CUNT?’. He screamed at the top of his lungs. ‘Well….’ Moaned Hazard as he ran his lips down Torres’ thighs. ‘…..I’ll announce which hole I’m going to fuck you in on Twitter later today’. Fernando’s face dropped, but he knew that this would cause Hazard’s cum to taste all the sweeter, and not bitter like a Man City fan when they realise Hazard isn’t signing for them.

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>>77636089

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>Cant believe Burnley sold Gray, they are going down

>>77636089
>"Es True"

Kek

>>77636115
Dyche is like pulis

I love what he does but he's such a whiny cunt in interviews that I can't quite like him

>>77636136
he is miles ahead of pulis when it comes to pathetic whining

>>77636143
Dyche is actually the worst, even above Mou these days.

>>77636045
>>77636089
Man I miss King. GOAT poster.

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>Chelsea 2-3 Burnley
>Palace 0-3 Huddersfield
>Gays 0-2 Manchester City
>Man United 4-0 West Ham
>Everton 1-0 Stoke
that Northern Powerhouse feel

Would hate to be a Barca fan right now to be fair. Their presidents keep using them to steal, essentially. Rosell is already in prison and bartomeu will be joining him shortly over neymar transfer 1. Barty is just lining his pockets one last time before he gets sent down. Absolute disgrace tbqh

>>77633999
Realistic:
Just outside of Europa League spots

>>77636165
Are they putting dope into Messi's cheese pizzas? Suprised he hasn't told them to shape up and stop fucking around this window.

Why doesn't Barcelona tries to get Fernando Torres, now that he is playing well again?

List of trips The King has killed
>Big Sam
>Ryan Scholes
>Merseyred
>Misha
>Skrtelpower
>Purgatory
>Toxteth Red
>Galactimoes
>Pog
>Blade
>Villain
>Cadfael
>Goatze
>RVT
>Shrimpy
>Laughing Respectable Lady

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>>77636181
Too bad they don't rate him.

>>77636202
Pog was chased away by Goatze

>>77636160
fuck off king :^)

>>77636181
Fuck off, ATM needs all the help they can get.

so is this paulinho guy any good?

>>77636326
lmao no

>>77636300
And Goatze just gave up his trip

>>77635842
well said that man.
nothing wrong with hard working northern clubs.
>le spend the money
get fucked you top 4 cunts

>>77636326
Spurs sold him at a loss.....a loss....Spurs.

>>77636300
>You'll never get pics from a qt by spamming an autistic kid with an apple
feels badman

High and drunk as shit last night boys, feel like complete shit right now

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>>77636360
;_;

>>77636344
You think he will one day pay his denbts?

>>77636380
Dortmund won't win the league again until he does.

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>Livercucks

>>77636367
did you get high and drunk on your own?

>>77633375
wtf do we do now? how do we know the time

>The state of Qatar paid 200m to Neymar as a bonus for appearing in the world cup, which Neymar paid to trigger his release clause as this can be done in La Liga
not gonna lie I am impressed with this loophole to get around FFP

>>77636444
No I don't even know how I got myself into it, but I joined some fucking psycho to his house after hours in the pubs and bars. Don't know what I was thinking la

>>77635495
[unintelligible shirt sponsor intensifies]

>>77636507
it's great too because even the other megarich oil clubs can't do anything like it

City would love to just give themselves £200m and buy a galactico but there's no semi-legitimate way to do it

>>77636507
That's barely legal.
It's hilarious and scary at the same time

>>77636703
They can only do it once though since the loophole will surely be closed now.

>>77636719
Going to be more hilarious when they lose in the RO16 by RM

>>77636703
You can do it for players with release clauses easily. Just hand them the money, say it's for a tourism ambassador job, film them saying 'Come to Dubai, it's totally cool' and then have them pay their release clause with that money.

>>77636594
We don't really care.

>>77636703
City are going the multiclub route

They're gonna start buying their own players soon

Jay Rodriguez is English? Fucking hell, I always had him down as Argentine

Don't all the other Arabs hate Qatar now because they've been funding the wrong terrorists?

>>77636755
He's as English as Andy Murray lad.

>>77636755
It's g.

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>>77636781

>>77636773
>because
There is no "because" to why one arab hates another. It's just good business.

>>77636752
They already own 4 other clubs.
Most are from shit leagues but that's astounding

has mike ashley realized that rafa needs to bring in more help yet?

>>77636819
He knows, he just doesn't give a toss.

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>location deleted now
What did he mean by this?

>>77636819
Yes but Mike Ashley is literally skint

Any Oxford fans in?

>>77636968
Anon, that's my niece! Delete this!

>>77636755
As English as Lukas Jutkiewicz

>>77636755
>>77636773
>>77637031
As english as Abdul-Nasir Oluwatosin "Tosin" Adarabioyo

>>77635495

They've implied that nothing will change but I don't trust these chinks

>Chelsea will make a £20m bid for Danny Drinkwater this week. Leicester are reluctant to sell for less than £30m.

Just won't go away, this one.

>>77637210
Bet they said that to Gary Rowett too

>>77636755

If I recall correctly, his dad is Spanish so he's only truly half english.

He probably would have qualified to play for Spain. Image the memes that would have created.

>>77637246
I bet they asked him to play a style of football that wouldn't put the crowd to sleep.

>>77637270
Did Gary Rowett fuck your mother or something?

>>77637280
The football is dire Gary m8, dunno what you're getting so defensive about.

>>77637293
You're obsessed with him, that's all.

Besides, it's on record the owners wanted a famous name regardless of how the team would perform.

>>77637314
Think you've got me confused with someone else desu.

>>77637330
There's one poster who constantly comments on Rowett's football being dull as shit.

>>77637344
So what, you brought up Rowett hoping to talk to that guy? Maybe he'll turn up if we wait.

>>77636202
If you don't remember atleast 5 of these you are too new for /sp/

>Henry on MNF

Fuck off you boring cunt

>>77637363
No. I just find it very odd that one poster makes the same comment repeatedly.

Birmingham were potentially going places under Rowett that the new Chinese owners completely ruined with
>muh big name

>>77634068

Man marking plus ball hawk is truly the patrician choice. One or two players are left free, their only responsibility is to meet the ball in the air.