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/mls/ general - L'EDITION OLYMPIQUE edition

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>Wednesday, 8/16
Montreal Impact vs Chicago Fire, 7:30pm EST

>Friday, 8/18
Portland Timbers vs NY Red Bulls, 10pm EST

>Saturday, 8/19
Orlando City SC vs Columbus Crew SC, 7:30pm
Montreal Impact vs Real Salt Lake, 7:30
Chicago Fire vs Toronto FC, 8pm
Sporting KC vs FC Dallas, 8:30
Colorado Rapids vs DC United, 9pm
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Houston Dynamo, 10pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs Philadelphia Union, 10:30

>Sunday, 8/20
NYCFC vs New England Revolution, 6pm
Seattle Sounders vs Minnesota United, 9:30

>NASL
www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL
www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
https://www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule
>AYY
offseason

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>>77498473
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first for anime
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Second for France
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>soon
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FOURTH for EQUALITY
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Reminder where we live in an age where a soccer team in the south averages 40k + a match and an NFL team plays at an MLS stadium
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>>77632494
no baited lagfags either. already called it a season i see. rough
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>>77632742
The Galaxy got a higher attendance than the Chargers
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>>77632742
Atlanta will be bottom five in three seasons. It's a shit sports town.
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Curtin fired when?
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>>77634238
>preseason football
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>you now remember Quincy Amarikwa
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>MLS general

looooooooooooooooool holy shit for what fucking reason

it's had 10 posts in 10 hours looooooooooooooool

remove this mickey mouse general

/thread
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>>77634975
off yourself
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>>77634975
Kys you fat piece of shit.
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>>77634975
Any yank lads who are unaware this poster is a huge, FAT, sweaty fuck who got bullied in other threads.
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>>77634975
Kys virgin
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>>77635031
>huge, FAT, sweaty fuck who got bullied
Isn't that everyone on 4chan?
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>>77632742
I believe the deep south refers to ATL as "those libtards up north."
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>>77632565
wtf is an ""impact""?
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>>77638337
When an object strikes another
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>>77638337
A verb.
(Un verbe)
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LADS
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Who else
>Waiting for Wednesday
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>>77639969
who else /endmeplease/?
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>>77639969
>Next game is 9 days away
Why couldn't they finish that fucking stadium on time?
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>>77641297
UNION DELUSION
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Give us a few years and our young athletically fit black men will tear this league apart.
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>>77634975
>190cm
>master race
kys manlet
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Safety bump
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tfc is gonna win the next mlsc up
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>>77645471
>Leafs
>Winning cups
Pick none
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My cousin quit college soccer after one day
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Why
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>>77645471
laffs
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SUP /MLS/
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C I N C Y
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have followed red bulls forever, i want us to lose. the cupless meme has gone on so long that to win a meaningless trophy now would be pointless to the point of being a joke
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The Crapids fired Pablo Mastroeni
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>>77650705
damn mls app sent me this as a push message, why would i give a fuck what crapids do?
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>>77650705
>Crapids
who?
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>>77645499
clearly you haven't heard of the prestigious AMWAY Canadian Championship, good sir
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>>77650894
It's a thing
That occurred

>>77650971
>Taking credit for winning your own trophy
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>>77650894
>please use our app
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>>77649265
>us
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who /cinci/ here
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>>77651972
everyone desu
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>acosta wants to go to europe
>no offers
He should have left before he was exposed in the gold cup against amateur niggers.
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>>77651972
better them than pink cows
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>>77652283
who is she?
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>>77652294
>she
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>>77652294
>she
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>>77652283

now THIS is my fetish.

>tfw you will never have a qt fem trap give you road head on the way to an MLS match
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>>77652308
WHO?
she's so cute
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>>77652320
Her name is Lauren Southern
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>>77652351
>right wing activist
>libertarian

yeah, no thanks
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>>77652351
hot, she can check out my north star any time
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>>77652362
Nothing wrong with being libertarian. The left and the right are the same. Horseshoe theory, bro
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>no activity
>post a qt grill (boy)
>bunch of posts
never change /mls/, never change
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>>77652362
Go back to tumblr doylefag.
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>>77652386
Yeah and Libertarians can't solve any of the issues that both parties have

>>77652398
go back to /r/thedonald, you will never be accepted in the soccer world
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>>77651985
no.
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>>77652453
>jew york
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>>77652433
LOL you know you are exactly the same as a thedoofus poster? Learn horseshoe theory, pleb
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>>77652398
>post with a leftist sjw opinion
>"d-doyle!"
>post with a heavily america-first opinion
>"d-doyle!"
Get your ideologies straight you fucking retard, these are fundamentally incompatible
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>>77652457
How does Horseshoe theory solve our political issues? How do libertarians solve our political issues? Stop meme labeling yourself because something sounds good on paper.
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who /hereforthecincymemetodie/?
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>>77652707

sorry, m8, we're much more than a meme
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>>77652744
Get back to me when you have more than 2 shots on goal in a game.
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>>77652707
How much you wanna bet this guy fucked sosa recently?
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>>77652766
if you're gonna win 2-0 why would you need more shots?
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>>77652766

don't need em with mitch :^)
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What time and where do I watch the USOC tonight?

>>77652707
You look like a fag.
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>>77652786
>relying on one and only one player to win a game
>not a meme
pick one
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>>77652805
on now

https://www.mlssoccer.com/us-open-cup/2017/watch/cin-v-ny
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>>77652837

a player? we rely on a god
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So glad I don't have to travel to the abandon warehouse that is RBA or the absolute who of cities for the final.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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BTFO BTFO BTFO
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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING LADS
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based
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Ha ha of course
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>>77652766
>Get back to me when you have more than 2 shots on goal in a game
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>RED KEKS
>RED KEKS
>RED KEKS

AYY LMAO
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>>77652464
doyle is an mls first autist, not an america first.
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Why does Perrinele continue to start he's awful?
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>getting beaten by ex-Union players

Bulce lose again :^)
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>METRO PLAYOFF FEVER
>CATCH IT
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I'm sorry, but did the Red Bulls already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Red Bulls are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the MLS for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the USL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in the meme US Open Cup. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Red Bulls are one of the best fucking teams in the MLS. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Red Bulls wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Red Bulls topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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>>77652744
>much more than a meme.
I hate Cincinnati now.
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>donut cam
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Pride is the gayest SG name I've ever heard
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More doughnuts in MLS. Fuck pro/rel, we want doughnuts.
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this is so metro
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>you now remember Corben Bone
I remember Corben Bone!
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Lindsey is cute!
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WALL BOIS
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Cincy sitting deeper than I was in your mom last night
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>>77653287
still less gay than any SG that refers to themselves as Ultras in this day and age, whether they are violent idiots or not, banter is what makes sports more fun, but people who use it as reasoning behind violence and acting like degenerate anarchists are more cringe than anything
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MY
FUCKING
BALLS
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>>77653517
>still less gay than any SG that refers to themselves as Ultras
It isn't, but I hate those antifa cosplayers anyway. I think the closest thing to an authentic SG I've found in this country is San Jose's. Los Templados are just pretending to be in a hooligans movie. Everyone else is a bunch of queers. Sad!
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>>77653517
We have a longtime group here that recently when Antifa, which to them means they'll try & fight anyone who they claim to be a Nazi, including an immigrant liberal friend of mine.
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RIP JEW YORK
BTFO
T
F
O
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Oh yeah, this is why I stopped watch rbny
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shit, ids really habbening
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ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED
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ITS OVER

ITS OVER

ITS OVER


LET CINCY HOST THE FINAL
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>>77653621
Nah, fuck that meme.
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>>77653628
You're a meme.
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>>77653600
>We have a longtime group here that recently when Antifa
Which? I thought the link between these fags were tenuous, but interacting with the dumbasses in Detroit made me think they're literally just a sister org.
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Has Cincy played an away game in the cup against an MLS team?
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>>77653640

nah
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>>77653636
Look up Fountain City Ultras. Quite ironic that they're all Chelsea fans too, kek.
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>>77653649
how does that work?
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>there could be a USL team in CCL next year
based
just give >us the expansion slot already
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This is the kind of American soccer atmosphere this country needs. It's our own style where we just yell quick one liners and holler constantly. It doesn't feel like that shitty forced mls cosplay shit.
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>>77653661
Isn't it just a series of coin flips?
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>>77653650
>SKC
Of course. What a fucking meme.
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>>77653640
mia-
>mls
LEL
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>>77653661
Because Cincy is the hot commodity, they've had some of the best support in the country, its beneficial for USSF to showcase strong lower league teams, no NASL team would ever be capable of this. MLS/USSF know Cincy is going to be in MLS eventually so they're showcasing their future product, as an MLS fan I'm all for it, this is the kind of lower league team that pushes the envelope in terms of soccer culture here
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>>77653672
You're a smaller market than Sacramento. You're not getting jack if they didn't.
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>>77653650
>>77653683
Right-wing SG when?
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>>77653716
Doesn't NYCFC have a handful of neo-nazi SGs
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This ussoccer stream is shit. Ffs
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>>77653716
do it, would like mls stadiums to lose their family friendly image.
lets do what 3rd world leagues do and build fences and shit in the seats
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>>77653680
teams like Atlanta and Toronto have similar atmospheres already, they're basically acting like MLS supporters with great attendance already anyway, believe it or not most MLS fans are the same as any domestic soccer fan in the country, give credit to their local support but its not like aside from that they're more "american" than any other supporters, the casuals have just embraced the team more than many others in this country which is a testament to how much soccer is spilling over to the non-soccer crowd
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>>77653716
we already have that in NYCFC and they're one of the most cringe fanbases in the league, ultra-right supporters are just as bad as ultra-left supporters, but in terms of creating deep interest and local rivalries it is a good thing
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>>77653735
Really? I know they have Mexicans roleplaying Green Street.

>>77653742
I'm working on something for Chicago when it gets an NASL team. Could get some Pinochet related chants going. Have no interest in going to Bridgeview for a team called FIRE.
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>>77653700
Just saying that playing on their "turf" with a USL ball in front of the home fans and not having to adjust like everyone else even once seems a bit off.
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Dat #70 is a big ass nigga
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>>77653762
>NASL
why am i not surprised?
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wew
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This score is still less embarassing than the people at this brooklyn watc party
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MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
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>>77653773
Because no one interested in starting SGs is going to be living in the suburbs?
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Scumbag move by the keeper, trying to push the ball away after the goal so they couldn't get it to midfield to start play.
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>>77653792
any qt grills you can creepshot instead? you big gay faggo
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>>77653792
Fug I wish I had a group to watch sports with.
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>>77653742
there's a fine line between family friendly and being overly edgy degernates, I'm all for a clash of cultures and politics between teams but we need to keep the unbridled violence and hate away, nothing wrong with the occasional consensual fist fight but we need to stay away from become Turkey/South American where you have to fear for your personal safety just because you like a different color team than the other

>>77653762
dont buy into the NASL meme, theyre just as bad if not worse than MLS fans with their constant pro/rel whining and "WE DEMAND FIRST DIVISION" rhetoric
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really
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RIP IN PISS MLS2CINCY
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UH OH

looks like we have a game on our hands, lads
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>we got a game now.
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FUCK

Cincinnati sports are the biggest fucking razorcake
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>inb4 NYRB choke again
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what a shame, the bulls finally woke up
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>>77653863

you don't need to tell me
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>>77653823
You know what would be cool though?
If barsinson culture came to MLS
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>>77653680
>>77653748
I legitimately believe this is what Philly would be like if the team wasn't godawful and they could fill the stadium.
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Still no news on Sacramento. I'm starting to think MLS is just stringing them along.
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>>77652855
>My God! My God! Why have you forsaken me?
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>NASL
>200~ more attendance than USL but with only 8 teams
>w-we deserve promotion relegation

>USL
>20+ teams
>more sustainable model and higher growth
>don't complain about not being first division and just enjoy local soccer

I'll let you decide which lower league is the good guys and the bad guys
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>>77653885
I expected union fans to be the typical Philly when they joined the league, but they're a disgrace even for Philly
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>>77653899
>don't complain about not being first division and just enjoy local soccer
Several USL owners have said they'd like pro/rel to be implemented eventually. Cute try though.
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WHO DEY
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>>77653823
>dont buy into the NASL meme
If they're putting together a team that actually plays in the city and reportedly will have a Supporter's Trust with increasing percentage ownership over the next few years, I'm definitely buying in.

The only local soccer for the actual city is some adult league immigrant teams like RWB Adria.
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>>77653885
I can agree, Philly fans want something to be proud of and winners, if we were consistently competing for trophies they'd have the expand the stadium and we'd be one of the loudest and rowdiest teams in the league in terms of fan support. Too bad most local soccer fans are apathetic to the Union because of their sub-par muh philly blue collar philosophy

That being said, even with our small attendance, against rivals and certain games it can be an amazing atmosphere where the fans react to everything that happens and it becomes deafening with only 17,000.

In the end, I'm just glad I have a local team to support that brings up local guys and at least makes some effort to recognize the fans, its not like I'm not used to disappointment having grown up with Philly sports teams
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fuck me sideways
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FUUUUCK
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sup bitchbois
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>>77653983
That's right tough guy. Never underestimate the power of mls meme magic.
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Rebrand them the silverbacks
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>>77653928
>eventually
Key word there. Most MLShills agree that it could make sense down the road.
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>>77654027

kek when i was a young lad my youth team played a scrimmage during a silverbacks halftime. i got slide tackled by some pituitary case on the turf paint and my back was skinned for a week
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>>77654038
We're talking soon. Like trying to get USL owners to implement it with the their new D3 league so at least D3-D2 will have pro/rel.
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Why is a semifinal game not on TV?
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>>77654075
Those great TV deals MLS negotiates.
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>>77654089
>resetting the game clock
triggered
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>>77654075
It on 64 nigga
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>>77654067
thats fine pro/rel should be implemented and proven in lower leagues first very few people have any issue with lower league pro/rel its just that those that want pro rel with the first division have no clue where we are in terms of the sports culture here. we need to build from the bottom up not just haphazardly jeopardize the entire sport because of the 3-4 teams that could be argued as being worthy of being in the first division
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>>77654067
>so at least D3-D2 will have pro/rel
That's not really relevant to naslel thinking they "deserve" to have pro/rel with MLS
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>>77654089
MLS just recently nearly tripled their TV contract, until anyone else proves they can do better there's no reason to give in to their whining

MLS has grown the sport more than any soccer league in american history yet the newest soccer fans want to destroy it for some reason
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>>77654089
This is USSF sponsored and has nothing to do with MLS. It's like how NBC has the Prem League, but fox has the FA Cup
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>>77654138
i dunno, the asl was pretty successful for a while
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>>77654138
>destroy it
No, they want to evolve it. My post was a joke regardless. I don't understand why you guys are fans of MLS rather than just fans of your teams. No one else acts this way in soccer.

>>77654116
>That's not really relevant to naslel thinking they "deserve" to have pro/rel with MLS
NASL is creating a third division in partnership with the NPSL and UPSL to have pro/rel from D4-D2. It's called NISA. Starts in 2018.

>>77654113
>haphazardly jeopardize the entire sport
There's never been an open pyramid league that failed in the entire world. Japan started with an open pro/rel system between two divisions in 1992 despite nips not knowing fuck all about soccer. Their teams are worth more and have actually won their continental competition.

NASL's owners and guys like Peter Wilt are willing to try it in the lower divisions first. But if MLS doesn't play nice then we'll be Australia 2.0 where FIFA had to step in to suspend the Aussie federation from sidelining lower divisions.
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rip meme team dream
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Abandon the meme, it is dead.
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Nothing personnel, kid...
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BWP SAYS YES
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KEKEKE
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>Zizzo
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>dun goofed
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>>77654205
MLS is already constantly evolving regardless there is no reason to put in pro/rel other than the appease the extreme minority that actually care about it. again most MLS fans are open to some form of pro/rel some day but we just aren't there yet

pro/rel makes more sense for USL because they actually have more than 10 teams, in terms of optics a league of 8 teams with pro/rel looks worse than a league of 20+ without pro/rel

MLS has no reason to play nice with the pro/rel die hards, MLS is by far the strongest league with a sports structure that has never failed in America, if and ONLY if NASL/lower leagues can prove in terms of infrastructure, support and finances they can compete with MLS then we can talk about pro/rel with the first division, until then its just pointless whining whose time would be better spent creating a sustainable business, youth and fan support model, NASL is just trying to skip steps that MLS has already done, and its painfully obvious its not that great of a prospect considering how much NASL has struggled as MLS and USL has kept on with its non-stop growth
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I live in Cincy. I don't care much about soccer but I sure love watching Cincy sports fans suffer

looking forward to the absolute state of FCC fans tomorrow morning at work
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>>77654333
are you from cincy tho
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>>77654333
They're coming to MLS eventually anyway, sure it hurts to lose in the cup but their history is just beginning, anyway this will be a good test to see whether FCC fans will stick by their team even when they're not fighting for anything "meaningful"

being a supporter means sticking with your team through the good and bad, whether that means you're always winning in the first division or you're forever stuck in the lower leagues, those whose main motivation is being on the biggest stage are only in it for the attention while those who stick with their shit clubs care about supporting local and enjoying something for what it is
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>>77654360
no I'm from baltimore
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PLAY TO THE WHISTLE, KEK
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#vivapetke
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>>77654298
>extreme minority
Not true, but you like pretending these optics are reality. Most people starting teams in their local communities would like to see pro/rel.

>in terms of optics a league of 8 teams with pro/rel looks worse than a league of 20+ without pro/rel
I don't know why you guys are incapable of thinking about a problem for more than two minutes. There are answers for all the issues raised. So for instance, NISA plans to build out to 14-18 teams before accepting promotion from NPSL/UPSL, whose teams must meet a certain standard for promotion. Same goes for those seeking to go from NISA to NASL.

>infrastructure, support and finances
Do you not wonder why more Americans invest in lower division UK teams than the MLS? It's because the opportunity to get promoted unlocks more reward for the risk.

>MLS has no reason to play nice with the pro/rel die hards
They don't. Because they have a virtual monopoly on D1. Comcast has no reason to upgrade its internet speeds in certain areas. This isn't a good thing.

>until then its just pointless whining whose time would be better spent creating a sustainable business, youth and fan support model
Is this supposed to be a joke? What MLS team has a supporter's trust? What MLS team operates under fan ownership? MLS and USL farm teams are bleeding millions per year, while guys in NPSL are actually making profitable clubs.

>with a sports structure that has never failed in America
Patently false. XFL, AAFC, etc.
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what is this refball shit?
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>game
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the dream is dead
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Lindsay! :3
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Rip in piss cincy
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gay fuel melts cincy beams
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gg cincy, wish you all the best in usl and the future
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Fucking lmao
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>>77654612
>the state of your hairline
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>>77654612
>white
>the "im a bottom" hair flip

this is a new low for you Sosa, use Grindr to solicit your anonymous sex
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>>77654612
it's good we have eyes and ears in every gloryhole in nyc.
thanks lisa.
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>>77654410
Tens of people amount to nothing compared the millions in the American sports market
Pro/rel needs 1000x as much attention as American domestic soccer has now to work and they'll be lucky to get a 10% increase
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>tfw watching this as Crew fan
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>>77654612
white men are such fuckbois sometimes
>>
>dead thread all week
>go away for a couple hours
>150 new posts

WTAF
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>>77654884
>people post about the game happening
Woah
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>>77654623
>>77654687
>>77654688
>>77654860
couldnt agree more friends (also fwiw donut understand half of ur consternation) i am also a handsome young man

off to london tomorrow, might see former RBNY tim ream play sunday but maybe not because soccer is gay

anyone going to the final next month?
>>
Charlotte, St. Louis, San Antonio FC, Detroit, San Diego, Indy Eleven, North Carolina FC are dead.
Nashville SC hasn't played a single game yet.
Tampa Bay Rowdies are going to get cucked by David Beckham.
FC Cincinnati is the only good Eastern Conference bid remaining, so they're in.
So out of the last 2 teams (Phoenix Rising, Sacramento Republic) which one is going to get in?
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>>77656925
O M A H A
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>>77654708
>tens of people
Lmao okay, man. Whatever delusion you need to believe in is irrelevant. Even if no one was arguing for pro/rel, that's still not an argument.
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>>77657345
Where is Omaha even
>>
>>77656925
cowtown, ca
they've put the time in
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>>77657684
Heartland, USA
>>
Pro/rel could be fun, but the argument from the cultists ruin all of it
They seem to think sports have a role in society outside of being an entertainment option
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God's given right to first division when?
>>
>>77658558
1968-84
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>>77656491
What is this autism?
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>>77656925
>>
holy christ i was drunk last night and i apologize for my white privilege and hairline

tickets for the final on sale tomorrow 8/17 @ 10 am (flyover time)
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>>77634975
hey but you made one of them
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>>77656925
Detroit is pretty far from dead. It's a bigger market than the other candidates and their stadium plan is almost a done deal.
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>>77658558
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Gentlemen

how do we fix MLS?
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>>77661484

Cheerleaders
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>>77661484
>lags most valuable in 2017
lol wut?
>>
>>77662575
A report came out today ranking them #1, but it sounds very dubious compared to the teams evaluation last year. considering their attendance, things don't really add up.
>>
L'Impact are beating the Fire
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why is she so perfect, lads
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Press F
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>>77666592
wtf
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>>77667562
>he doesn't know about the GOAT sports photoshoot
Oh anon, have I got something to show you

http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2002/05/23/magazine/26fash.slideshow_4.html

http://grantland.com/features/usmnt-new-york-s-magazine-greatest-photo-shoot-history/
>>
>>77662575
>>77662737
get mad, stay mad flyoverites
>>
>>77634975
So glad I don't have to worry about offending Pajeet by eating extra greasy burger fried steaks and drink miller lite while shouting "I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN"
>>
>>77657953
sorry sweetie, where is that?
>>
>>77661484
Seems to fine
>>
>trashed by Impact
>will be trashed by TFC in Chicago
World Cup never
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>>77671331
>>
MLS will allow a 4th sub during postseason extratime

It seems odd that they waited this long considering MLS once had extra time after every tie and they had that GK sub only rule
>>
>>77658863
Newfaggot
>>
>>77671722
fuck off mls do you have to ruin everything?
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>>77672504
>tfwjsbwnbygf
>>
>>77672504
K
>>
>>77672389
A
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OPEN YOUR MIND
>>
Pick your match, anon
>>
>>77671722
Run-up pks again when?
>>
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http://www.wcpo.com/sports/fc-cincinnati/citizen-group-calls-upon-mls-to-accept-nippert-stadium-instead-of-forcing-new-taxpayer-funded-venue

F
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>>77673920
It's larger than most
>>
Hey /mls/ redpill me LAFC.
>>
>>77675233
Chivas 2.0 with shitty mexican national team player(s). Will have a lot of chicANO fans, but won't win anything meaningful.
>>
>>77675233

CHI's
>>
>>77675233
Red Bulls have NYCFC and the Lags will have LAFC, they're almost certainly going to be more popular than the lags due to branding, being in LA, and most likely higher level signings than the Galaxy.

They're already hated by Galaxy fans because the Galaxy are no longer in their golden generation and are currently at risk of being completely overshadowed by a new team

I for one hope LAFC cucks the lags but doesnt win any trophies
>>
>>77672389
if anything more subs is a good thing, you see constantly games turn into shitshows of mistakes because everyone is tired and it just leads to sub-par play while everyone waits for PKs. At least with this you have a higher chance of impacting the game and doing something in ET rather than wait for the coin flip penalties which nobody but the winning side of it likes
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>>77675233
image a 70 member board of directors composed of Gen X'ers trying to market a team to millennials using every stereotype imaginable....
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>>77673920
What the fuck is wrong with Paul Brown?
>>
Hello /sp/

Please I want a place in USA where they have only won the MLS Cup and only have been champions of Major League Soccer

And where Major League Soccer is the most dominant professional sports league and where soccer is the most popular sport
>>
>>77678484
Hi Fernando Fernandez
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>>77676697
>I for one hope LAFC cucks the lags but doesnt win any trophies
Yeah, this would be ideal.
>>
>>77678484
Barrow, Alaska. You should just move there.
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>>77679046
>>77676697
>flyovers will always be salty.
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>>77679185
I'm not a flyover, but I hate cringey expansion teams. Especially ones exclusively supported by chicanos (the worst soccer fans in the world).
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>>77679714
>EHHH PUTO
Well you better prepare your anus. Because the soon to be most relevant team will be that.
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>>77679771
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>77676729
all its going to do is allow teams to throw on another defender. it wont animate the game at all. not to mention knowing you have that extra sub will change your approach even before extra time hits
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>>77679088
My dad almost applied for a job there
>>
>>77676697
>>77679046

Eh I'll still become a LAFC fan just cause I hate Carson. But if they want to overtake the Galaxy, they need to win titles. This town doesn't like a team who never win titles. There's a reason why the Clippers are still less popular than the Kings.

>>77675801
Cool. I'm Chicano and would love to find a Mexican QT in the stands one day

>and then I woke up.
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>>77674359
>like my penis
>>
>weekend matches

LET'S GO
>>
>>77680558
gross
>>
>tfw sacramento joins and we get the California Cupâ„¢
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>>77681919
There's already a Cali Classico cup.
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>>77681919
>Sacramento

When will this meme die.
>>
FRIDAY
R
I
D
A
Y
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>>77683935

cant stop wont stop

>>77681919

>soon
>>
Fabián when?
Chicharito when?
Saved man WHEN?
>>
>>77685155
>can't stop

That's fair, literally what else is there to do there.
>>
TONIGHT
>hipsters
>red bulls

WHO EMERGES VICTORIOUS
>>
>>77681919
L.A Galaxy
LAFC
San Jose Sharks
Sacramento Republic FC

Personally I think the Galaxy should move to San Diego so it can truly be a California Cup that covers the whole state.
>>
>>77685960
Whichever is the home team. I'm too lazy to check.
>>
>>77685784

basketball game, baseball game, see historic old town, see the neat parks

theres a drive in theater down by highway 50
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>west coast timezone
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>>77687204
>East Coast Least Coast
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>>77687217
Somehow true in every sport.

Makes you think.
>>
>>77686017
sorry sweetie, but no
>>
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Guillermo Ochoa got demolished today
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>>77688112
>mexicans at one point thought this man was world class

He wouldn't even stand out in MLS desu
>>
>>77686116
It's literally in the OP
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SOON
O
O
N
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>>77688777
O M A H A
>>
>>77688777
>w-we deserve 1st divison
>can't give any reason why they deserve it besides vague "but the youth will get better!"

Save the good NASL clubs and take the rest of the league behind the shed and put a bullet in its brain
>>
>>77688845
Tampabois
>>
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It's fucking happening guys. I'm going to the stadium tomorrow morning.


>Soon
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>>77689316

>Soon: square 1 edition
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>>77689365

>Soon: super fucking old rendering edition
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>>77689370

>Soon: fuck poorlando since day 1 edition
>>
some of you guys are alright, don't go to mercedes benz stadium opener for Atlanta United
>>
>>77689498
rip in piss soonposter
>>
>>77686017
Weed SC when?
>>
>>77685784
Stop for a bite on your way to tahoe
>>
>>77689370
>overtly cartoonized and dramatized big strong athletic black man

ahhh never change the south
>>
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>Soon: 2014 edition
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>>77689940
its an inflatable you dingus
>>
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>>77689991
nevermind thats 2015

>Soon: june 2015 edition
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>>77689995
the only thing inflatable is ur mums ovaries with me sperm
>>
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>Soon: Benz edition
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>>77690047
sperm doesnt go into ovaries nerd
>>
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>Soon: more Benz edition
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>Soon
>>
>>77690064
>knowing this much about female genitalia

you're a sick, sick person desu
>>
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>Soon: when yellow cranes showed up edition
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>Soon: old and new edition
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>Soon: final beam edition
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>Soon: window edition
>>
Is Soonfag on some kind of speed right now? his post ratio is ridick
>>
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>Soon
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>Soon: hole edition
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>Soon

ok im gonna do normie shit while its Friday night. I'll be back.
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I'm not sure what formation this is but this is what they described in the website
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>>77686906
>Dallas that high
>still no cup
FUCKING GARBER
>>
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>>77691119
>>
>>77688762
...and?
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>check mls live 2 hours ago to see if i can stream game
>says i can
>check mls live just now
>says game is blacked out
>>
who watching this game
>>
Who's gayer poopland or energy drink?
>>
>>77691485
FSgo for stream. You need a service provider login though.

>>77691559
me
>>
I'm going to an anti-confederate anti-neo nazi protest tomorrow. Gonna bash some fash if they show up
>>
>>77691559
Here
>>
>>77691788

thanks for the FSgo idea
currently watching it that way
>>
>>77691836
Antifa will definitely be there. Wait til they hit first (which they will) and then kick their teeth in
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>>77691836
>bash the fash
Good luck with that kiddo.
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>>77691836
Long live the Dixie!
>>
>>77692688
we should have just let them secede, to be honest
wasn't worth the forever divide we have in the country now
anyway, go timbers
>>
>>77686199
really a one cow town
>>
>>77692714
>put all niggers in the south
>white northern utopia
If only
>>
>>77692714
Portland haven for freaks and pedos. I mean antifa.
>>
What are you guys listening to at half time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugme2tpnVZU
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>>77692688
>confederate scum
>fatlanta
>>
>>77692750
i guess we're about to get something close to a representation of that if HBO's confederacy doesn't get cancelled
>>
this portland new york game sure is happening
>>
>>77692750
>not deporting them to liberia like what lincoln originally wanted
>>
God damn it, this game is going to end 0-0, and I'm going to have wasted 2 hours on a friday night.
>>
>>77692993
Nope. Thank you based Valeri.
>>
>RB defense

I swear they must never practice defending
>>
>>77693110
Did you see that lineup? And Collin leaving early? Yeah, I'm surprised it's not 3-0 by now.
>>
>>77693118
But even with the starters it's not much better is what I mean, they are so oblivious to where the opposing players are
>>
>that meme play
>>
What the hell I Love Sasha now.
>>
Should be a red for Sacha. Dick move.
>>
He might get DisCo'd on that one. Fine or suspension.
>>
Charra is such a dirty piece of shit.
>>
Dank finish
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i don't like VAR. it's as bad as instant replay in baseball
>>
[red bulls choking]
>>
>>77693363
Nah, it's objectively better than baseball's version.
>>
>>77693378
>choking
>an away game, resting multiple starters after a midweek usoc

I'm not a rb fan, but that's harsh, man.
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Thoughts, /mls/?
>>
>>77693763
fuck off nazis and fuck off antifa,get out of my /mls/
>>
>>77694050
>muh many sides
>>
>>77693763
Does these antifa cucks even know who the Paulson are?
>>
>>77693363
Agreed
>>
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>Xheattle
>>
PuliGOD WILL win one for da states, it's inevitable now
>>
>>77701972
>open cup
>relevant

>supporters shield
>without a balanced schedule

ml scup is weird, but easily beats the other two.
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Just got back from the new stadium. Sat in my seats. Every bit as good as I was hoping it would be. It's fucking awesome. 10/10 would >Soon post for years again.


>Soon
>>
>>77704735
>>77701972
How are the MLS playoffs not entertaining as fuck?
I fucking hate all Yurocucks
Especially the ones who leach over into MLS
>>
http://www.canadasoccer.com/canada-soccer-builds-strong-squad-for-home-match-at-bmo-field-p161090-preview-1

>Strong squad
>Laffs
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>Soon
>>
>>77705774
Now what
>>
So are the Union going to win tonight, just to fuck with us?
>>
going to the match Wednesday against Philly, the stadium is in the biggest fair in the country that's going on right now. I get in for free with my ticket, what should I get to eat?
>>
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>Subs: Altidore, Wright, Hyndman, Williams, Lleget, Miazga, Besler, Chandler, Villafana, Horvath, Guzan
Your 2018 world cup semifinalists, everyone.
>>
>>77708199
is it bad that i only know 3 of those names?
>>
>>77708242
No because we will surprise everyone as a meme team.
>>
>>77708294
sure hope so. the US and the Socceroos are the two teams i always root for, besides germoney.
>>
>>77708317
>tfw american-german brothership in 2014 where we conspired to kick out Tsu and Poortugal out of the world cup
>>
>>77708360
fond memories.
>>
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>>77705774
W-where are the lines?
>>
Gay Fuel II won by more than Gay Fuel I
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>>77709515
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>>77709719
>no duvall
fuggg
>>
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>>77709719
>>
>>77705774

not my favorite kind of stadium but looks pretty cool desu.
>>
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>>77710037
Does Toronto hate Canada?
>>
>>77710207

All toronto have is money. it's a sad city.
>>
Piatti literally can't stop scoring
>>
>>77710207
What happened to Raheem Edwards? I kind of liked that guy. Couldn't they be playing him at right wing back?
>>
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Any NWSLfags here? Seattle's running riot. Poor Rocky...
>>
>Silva trying to mock Piatti's celebration
Kind of a dick move. Nice goal though.
>>
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>>77710670
>>
>piatti scores again
The absolute madman
>>
>>77710796
shit, he just beat meram's DGW high score right?
everyone who didn't cap him are literally shaking right now
>>
Oh damn, he angry
>>
>>77711141
>>
>>77711157
>>
>>77711175
>>
>>77711175
>>77711157
>>77711141
kek, saved
>>
>>77704912
yurocucks can't handle anything that isn't within their extremely linear and narrow thought of how a sport/league should be, they're basically the no fun patrol. MLS is more entertaining than most leagues in the world and the playoffs aside from the championship match are usually extremely entertaining.

faggots can't have fun though and find anything to whine and complain about and basically autistically scream while others just enjoy what it is.
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>>77708199
>starting Wood over Jozy
>starting Dempsey anywhere other than a false-9

when will this Wood is better than Jozy meme stop? How many times does Jozy have to prove his haters wrong?
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>>77711261
The only problem I have with the playoffs is that "stars" will never be shown red cards because it would hurt ratings. They know they can get away with whatever they want and they always do.
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>>77708199
>>77711281
>also no Bradley

this is legit a 5/10 lineup that would probably get beaten by CONCACRAP TEAMS
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>>77711281
>>77711305
This. Blind anti-jozy and anti-bradley people are the worst.
>>
what are we watching
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>chiraq has to face real competition for once
>absolutely falls apart
LEL
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>>77711440
mtl-rsl right now, but I'll probably switch to kc-dal at some point. Then philly-sj, of course.
Can't wait for the union to get a random road win when no one expects anything, just to give me a little bit of hope before they crush me again.
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>>77711431
are they perfect players? Far from it, but it always astounds me how american soccer fans actually think they're shitty players for us. There is nobody better than Jozy or Bradley for their positions, yurocucks just think that throwing in anyone in their place is going to be better when they've been some of the most consistently good players for our national team for the last 6-8 years.

Playing in Europe doesn't automatically make you better, we have a bunch of literal whos in europe that would be just as bad as the MLS players we call up
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>>77711482
Are they looking bad? I haven't been watching.
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>yurocucks will never mention these moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCusp6Lci8s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ikxJJCJY4
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>>77711507
I agree with you 100%
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>Lloyd Sam got the meme black guy skunk haircut

Poor form
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>ref actually giving a yellow for simulation
Nice. Good call, Penso.
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>>77711261
>MLS is more entertaining than most leagues in the world

lmao the ratings tell otherwise MLShill.
>>
Afful red card was the right call, but he clearly was trying to push him in the body and missed high. A shame, because there was no intent to hit him in the head, but it's good that they got it right.
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>>77712059
>ratings accurately demonstrate the entertainment value of a league
Yeah, no. It gets overshadowed by other sports domestically, and there's little reason for anyone in most other countries to give it a try (though they might enjoy it if they did).
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>THE MILE HIGH CITY OF RAPIDS
THE MILE HIGH CITY OF RAPIDS
>THE MILE HIGH CITY OF RAPIDS
THE MILE HIGH CITY OF RAPIDS
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>>77712147
lel. We need a webm of that.
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Gooch and Ilson get the night off. Blake still ded.
When will Curtin put Pontius's ass on the bench?
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Is it just me, or is Dax McCarty shit?
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>Toronto
How do they keep getting away with it?
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>>77711281
>Niggerdore over Wood
Stop doing crack, Doyle.
>>
Is Gashi still at Colorado?
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>>77712449
Chicago are the biggest frauds this year. Also, tfc are good.
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>Fire
>World Cup Never
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>>77712455
you're literally autistic and know nothing about soccer, spamming nigger and m-muh doyle just further reinforces how worthless your opinions are
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>>77712528
You're a retarded r*dditor shill who rates Altishit over Wood, what more needs to be said?
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>>77712455
You must be over 18 to post on this website. Come back in a few years.
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>>77712455
Jozey is unironically good at holding up the ball, standing his ground against defenders, and even has a decent foot, even free kicks.
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>>77712528
>>77712576
Why are you samefagging Doyle?
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>>77712599
Dozy has a garbage first touch, trips on the slightest touch when he gets manhandled and has a consistent history with mediocrity, failure and injuries as shown with his multiple failed club stints in europe and the only reason he's still on the team is because our striker depth is hilarious mediocre.
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>>77712600
>I-I-I'm not a loser, I swear
>y-y-you're j-just a samefag

God damn, you're useless.
>>
>>77712569
been on 4chan going on 7 years, try again faggot. I will keep calling out your shitty opinions every time you post them, you'll never be safe here, snowflake.
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>>77712511
>leaf
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>>77712635
>been on r*ddit going on 7 years
ftfy. Dumb retarded r/mls shills like you who made this cancerous general their home aren't welcomed here.
>>
Why is Kellyn Acosta still in MLS?
>>
>>77712122
keep telling yourself that, shill.
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>>77712652
Cuz he's shit. See his pathetic performance against amateur island nogs in the gold cup. MlelS is his ceiling.
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>>77712455
>>77712569
>>77712600
>>77712650
>this autism
I kind of feel bad for you, t.b.h. Get some help, man.
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>>77712650
I'm the MLS god, I created this general bitch. You're only here because I allow you to be here, watch what you fucking post next time or you're really gonna fucking regret it, kiddo.
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>>77712685
>s-s-s-stop bullying our safe space!
Every time you post your cringe newfag posts and opinions, you just keep further exposing how new you are.
>>
>>77712732
>Doyle triggered by big bad meanie 4chan words.
Again, r*ddit is the perfect safe space for you, you assblasted nigger.
>>
>>77712732
ledditors, everyone.
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>>77712710
Ok, man, keep being you. I genuinely hope you're able to work out your issues when you're ready to take that step.
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S C O O T E R
C
O
O
T
E
R
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>>77712732
Kek. When will 14 year old wannabe edgelords learn?
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>>77712755
>>77712756
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little MLS thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the text. The "epic" DOYLE guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your tendies on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a MLS writer. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HURR DURR DOYLE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...
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....who the fuck is doyle?
>>
Altidore and Bradleys are gud bois, they dindu do nuffing wrong.

t.MLShills
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>>77712902
mlssoccer.com writer who is fairly smart, but goes out of his way to defend MLS and American soccer players playing domestically. Boogieman for useless shitposters.
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>>77712843
Take it easy Doyle,/mls/ is all he has.
>>
>FC Sallad
>>
What happened to Bingham?
>>
Can the Union stop being awful please?
>>
>>77713192
hahaha noooo
>>
We /abovetheline/ again
>>
>>77713235
:(
>>
>>77713192
UNION DELUSIONS
>>
>scum Jose defense
>>
God damn it, Alberg is so slow and bad
>>
Jack Elliot the GOAT
>>
>GOALand Alberg
Literally all he does is score
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>actually LOSING to philadelphia
>the city of san jose
>>
>JUST
The state of Amarikwa haircut.
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>>77714372
>union choking
Being this new.
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Is Jese Rodriguez good?
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Free Keegan!
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>>77714456
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>77714456
y o u
>>
Fuck yaro, fuck this team, fuck this league, fuck this sport
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Yep
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>>77714585
>>77714591
>>
All they had to do was defend one last attack, and they get the cheeky road win. One more attack. And what do they do? They let shea salinas dribble through 5 defenders, and then yaro completely whiffs on a stupid challenge for an easy pen call. WTF. I hate this team so much.
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Fucking burn down this team please.
I hope DOOP doesn't drink himself to death tonight.
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>>77714372
>forgetting goonies meme magic
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>Wondo is only 5 goals away from 2nd all time scorer

>Wondo has scored more for SJ than Donovan for LA

>Wondo is the all time leader for away goals
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>>77714920
>Wondo misses a wide open net in extra time versus BELGIUM
Inexcusable.
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>>77714920
>louder than words.
>>
>>77714898
cheer up, Sacro kid
>>
fuckin' SOUNDERS TIL I DIE
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>>77712698
>only gods can create generals

How sad would that be
>>
>>77714938
>Belgium

I thought this was the place to talk shit about Seattle?
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>>77712059
This is the same as saying, "Good movies always make lots of money, bad movies always make less money."

False. Fuck off.
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>/mls/ after dark
>>
NEW N SHIT THO
>>77715297
>>77715297
>>77715297
>>
>united
>>
>>77715265
That would imply MLS was ever good. lmao try again shill
>>
>>77715321
>improving all the time

Basically MLS is Wolverine movies
>>
>FC
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>>77714920
fuck Windows
>>
NEW?
>>77715297
>>77715297

>>77715297
>>77715297
>>
499
9
9
>>
Sup /mls/
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