I'm pretty sure HE is /ourguy/

>>77632480
what is he doing

>>77634462
Contemplating life with a selfie posting oil-eye.

That face is perfect

Translate from chinese please?

>>77634462
playing vidya while his hot as fuck wife is boring

>>77632480
He's like Samson. Only he doesn't draw his power from his hair, but his jersey. If it's not an Italian team, he holds no power.

wtf I love manlets now

He's fucking awful. At least he could be hitting that 24/7 instead of being shit on and off the field.

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Oh boy! Fake tiddies! Just like most footballer's wives.

>>77632480
Wait. The account belongs to the couple? Wtf. Never saw a high-profile player with such a thing.

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>>77635467
kek

>>77635392
>tfw whores with chokers give fantastic head
>tfw black belt in cocksucking isn't a meme

>>77632480
she a 10/10

>>77632480
she is 100% cheating on him

while spending his money

>tfw no petite italian gf

>>77634462
He is just there, completely immobile

>>77638452
lmao

>>77635467
>roastie fridge
Next

>>77638452
Huehuehue

>>77635970
Not everyone is a cuck like you

>>77632480
Most of us dont speak beaner garbage

Translate Enrique

>>77640120
https://www.instagram.com/p/BL890e3hlTK/?hl=es&taken-by=ciroejessicaimmobile

>>77635491
typical napoletANO tattoos

>>77632480
She looks like a qt

>>77638452
Kek

>>77638492
Oh no

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>>77638452

>>77635519
Wh-what was the meme?

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yeah, he's literally one of us

>>77632480
Why even include yourself in that specific type of picture if you're just gonna stand there with your prefabricated emotionless selfie face? Fucking women these days man. Can't even convey boredom, it's just "tee hee, aren't I cute? oh also, something something behind me"

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>>77638452
EBIN

>>77635390
>>77635456
He just scored two goals in the Italian super cup to beat JUSTventus

>>77644581
De Ceglie scored two against Inter
New Messi la

>>77644584
Apart from the fact he plays a different position and that Inter are complete shit

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>>77638452
ayy

>>77642070
what?

>>77632480
Don't know what this picture is meant to be saying but she is a fucking 10

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>>77634509
looks a bit like emmy rossum

>>77644621
umm look again sweetie x) >>77635467

>>77644647
>2/10 would not bang

>>77644664
That's not what I said.

>>77644647
Alright, if you have a problem with fake tits she's a 9/10. I don't like plastic either but it's not putting me off.

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he plays F1 games too

>>77644641
i thought it was here from OPs thumbnail

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>>77638452
Nice

>>77641340
That doesn't help

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>>77634571

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>>77638452

Maybe she was menstruating and he was on cleanse?

>>77632480
>plays for nazio
>sunk the jeep in the super cup
He absolutely is our guy.

>>77638452
rsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsr vlw

>>77644993
Why is Sahin such an utter cunt?

too many easy mistakes by Hoffenheim desu.

>>77644816
On an apple... denied

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>>77638452

>>77638452
Someone explain, pls.

>>77653651
that's the joke