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Saving us from the spammer OP by making this thread a little bit early edition
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>>77615210
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who is your favorite female fighter?
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Good thread, bro
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>>77628138
Did they unironically think that would stop him?
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>>77628115
>>77628138
I love that you bump my threads spammerbro
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Whats with heems fascination with Aspen Ladd?
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>>77628165
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>>77628210
wow a calendar that doesn't look like shit
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>>77628177
I don't know but it's quite Aspen Badd
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>>77628138
imagine photoshopping your face over vitor belforts and using it as a profile picture as a grown man.
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>>77628177
it's one autist spamming an ugly girl, nothing new
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>>77628271
he makes a living studying and covering mma and trains almost as much as actual fighters, is a black belt in at least 2 disciplines, what have you done?
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>>77628177
have you seen her? she's a walking meme?
>weird face
>huge forehead
>chubby
>undefeated
>dropped out of a big fight
>lives in the forest
>weird name
>weird family
>basically lives in the fucking forest
>doesn't know how to take a normal selfie
how can you not meme this chick?
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>>77628289
>what have you done?
your mom, Zane
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>>77628299
Grow up.
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his smile and optimism: present
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>>77628177
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>>77628289
Does Zane actually train?
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Like him or love him, you must respect America's Michael Bisping.
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>>77628356
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>>77628371
picturesque aryan american family, Basedping
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>>77628371
me on the right
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>>77628286
>>77628291
i'd fuck her
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>>77628443
so would i, but i don't wanna look at her face all day
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>>77628454
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>>77628371
American Dream right there
I wonder if his kids, who lived their whole lives here consider themselves American?
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>>77628377
That kid is gonna have some issues when he gets older
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>>77628478
they literally are american if they were born here my guy, what else would they consider themselves, his wife is australian
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Can someone share the video pic related is from?
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>>77628443
Sorry this alpha male is her boyfriend.
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>>77628498
she still lives with her parents m8. she's not allowed to have a boyfriend
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>>77628516
TAM fans are unironically literally all manlets, it's actually hilarious.
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>>77628487
True, but second generation immigrants are weird with identity sometimes
especially teenagers
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>>77628512
i think you'd be surprised
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>>77628535
"hey mom, my boyfriend is gonna poudn this shit out of me. keep your kids quiet for a few hours while we're upstairs"
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post your ufc walkout song
>>77628544
someones never had a girlfriend lol
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>>77628562
i moved out at 18 m8. im not having sex with my mom 20 feet away. you've gotta be a degenerate
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>>77628291
she is the most bland fighter and person I think I've ever seen
Everything about her is just so average its almost uncanny
She is like the Statistical Average of every White Girl that lives in a Western mountain town
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>>77628568
literally every teenager does this dork
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>>77628562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCommIOY5Ok
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>>77628562
Iggy Pop
Who am I?
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Just got home for work and took a yuge Aspen Ladd, lads. It was like a playdoh fun factory holocaust in my porcelain schaub receptacle. Is there any big news I need to know? Quick somebody post a heeminder, its gunna be a long night
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>>77628585
no, my dad would have beat my ass if i tried that. i got handys at parties in high school. thats it
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>>77628601
your dad is a dork
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>>77628584
yeah except she's an undefeated prospect in the ufc
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>>77628600
>working on sunday
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>>77628601
I've never even gotten a handjob before even tho I've had sex with more than 5 girls. Is that weird?
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>>77628641
his wife was working all day too
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>>77628621
There are more those than you think
its not weird to see people be undefeated in the local scene coming into the UFC
Hell look at the contender series or the Prelims half the dudes are 7-0 or 8-1 or something like that
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>>77628665
stop disrespecting based ladd
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>>77628654
well yeah if youre an adult now. if a girl tried to give me a handy i'd think she was retarded. thats what blowjobs are for. unless she breaks out some lube and gives a massage with it, then handys are stupid
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>>77628654
No, but it's a tad unusual
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>>77628654
Stop banging sloots and get a girlfriend.
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>>77628701
*tadd
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>>77628684
Aspen is 22. How fucking old is that dude? 40? He has a kid already? wtf is she doing? It's gonna be a slightly less creep Rose and Pat situation
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I always use the heeminder calendar to keep myself updated on the latest mma events and fighter birthdays.
Anyone else? Let's have a picksbro appreciation thread!
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>>77628724
that's his sister
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>>77628727
shut the fuck up ya whiny bitch
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seriously question for the medical experts, DOES Asspen Ladd have Fetal alcohol syndrome
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>>77628834
no definitely not
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>>77628825
that girl is like 7. he's gotta be at least 35. how are her parents allowing this
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>>77628177
she's basically like that girl in high school who was kinda weirda and not a total uggo but not so hot that you immediately think you have no shot with her
basically she's a safe choice for waifufag fantasies
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>>77628834
Oh 100% my man, she has a forehead on her. Moms an alcoholic FOR SUUREE
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>>77628912
nobody is actually attracted to her tho
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This guy walks up to you in the club and asks you to Form Voltron.
What do you do?
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>>77628970
>i don't like you luke
lmfao
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Thoughts on Dana White?
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>>77629204
Used car salesman promotion tactics. Possibly a crypto Jew.
Low test beta with a micro penis.
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me on the right, you on the left
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>>77629204
does the dirty work that needs to be done in his profession and is unapologetic about it. I don't hold it against him personally
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>>77629295
>with a micro penis.
even if that was true he would have gotten it enlarged with surgery and HGH
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I had a dream Cerrone bullied me. So I hate him now. I also fought a person playing as Cerrone in UFC 2 and they rage quit when I was winning
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Whom is you're favourite fighter period?
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>>77629462
>fighter period?
Grasso ;^)
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>>77629462
Myself
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Who is this fighter?
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Fly landed on my chin and I got heemed out cold. Woke up in the hospital and the doc informed me I had cte and showed me a picture of a round piece of swiss cheese.
I was like what's this doc and he's like its your brain
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who is your least preferable female fighter? ufc or invicta or LFA.
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Is there going to be a new Knuckle Up?
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What's the best champion in the ufc right now?
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>>77629708
imagine wearing a training mask with one of Alexa's farts trapped inside it haha that would be so gay right?
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>>77629574
This really puts into perspective how much of a terror schaubs daily life must be
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>>77629204
ID of the UFC
Terrible businessman and promoter with a gambling addiction and who starts personal vendettas against fighters
The way he interacts with female fighters is creepy especially given hes their married much older boss
His feuds with MM and Tyrone were just stupid
Honestly if the UFC wasn't a huge emotional investment by the uber wealthy Ferrititas it would have failed long ago
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>>77629535
Thats Nick Hein, he will die on the 2nd of September.
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How do I get a REAL woman like Miesha?
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>>77629766
you gonna admit that you have a poop fetish yet?
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>>77629820
Thank you, I remember seeing him fight a very tall dude some years ago. I couldn't remember his name
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Which UFC fighter reminds you most of yourself?
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Who is going to be UFC middleweight champion in 2020?
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Is he /ourguy/?
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>>77629886
shit fetish or shitposting fetish, you be the judge
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Who is your favorite women's mma fighter?
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>>77629890
>fight a very tall dude
James Vick? He lost that fight via UD. He dropped to FW and is fighting a tall FW on Fight Night Struve v Volkov, Zabit Magomedsharipov. Hein might get knocked out, a fight you have to watch. Zabit is a legit contender.
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>>77629926
I swear on everything I will get you and Coral Springs permanent banned even if it means reporting all of yours and his posts every time. I will not stop until I purge you both from this god forsaken place which was once actually browsable. I fucking despise you morons fuck it makes me so mad. I get genuine relief from hitting that report button every single time one of you post it feeeeels so fucking GOOOOOOOD. One of these fucking days.
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Do any of you have a favorite WMMA fighter?
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Was wrestling with my friends and one bodyslammed me into the ground and all his weight went to my chest. There was a crunching sound and it hurts when I sit up or cough.
Should I be concerned?
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Who is your favorite women's martial artist?
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Who is your favorite woman competing in martial arts today?
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>>77629966
you seem upset!
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>>77629998
>>77630016
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If you're within a two foot raiduis of me, you'll be in my "heem zone."
I can't garuntee you'll survive, but I can assure you you will not enjoy your stay.
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Latest Miesha cupcake snapchat
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>>77630090
Try me you pathetic manlet
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>>77630090
lol I'd clinch you and drag you to the concrete. You'd gass and quit long before you got up.
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>>77630090
why do you look so ungainly and unathletic?
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>>77630127
>>77630140
>>77630141
>No pictures with your replies
Haha, fat heemsters btfo again
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>>77630090
looks like that episode of spongebob where he got those inflatable arms
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has kailin curran been cut
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>>77630234
pretty sure there's rumors of her fighting waterson
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>>77630234
she should have been cut like 3 fights ago
>>77630259
shut the fuck up lmao
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>>77628584
Yeah, I bet there ain't no spices on her food too lmao XD
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>>77630234
Why is Kailin's husband listed as 5'11
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keanu_Asing
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>>77630265
you jelly because your fiteifu can't compete?
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>>77630296
i don't know how surfing works but it says he won a world title last year
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how does this make you feel?
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>>77628371
His podcasts are hilarious. I heard they are going to be twice a week with video soon.
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>>77630090
You'd get lost in my guard and get subbed in less than two minutes
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>>77630528
gay
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Is Schaub the epitome of a McGregor fan?
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>>77628165
More 60fps mma webms please
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>>77628165
If only UFC allowed that and soccer kicks
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>>77630564
no he gets paid to hype him
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>>77630090
Not tight enough, muscle proportions weird. Do wrestling or bodyweight.
I wud give you one look and you be runnin scared(good job keep training)
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>>77630584
paid by whoms't?
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>>77630338
fuck no he didn't
he won a single event of a 11 stop tour.
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>>77630564
I would think that guy who dresses to look like Conor and goes to his every event is the ultimate Conor fan.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQYeSXpC244
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>>77630767
why is your face so asymmetrical?
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>>77630792
showtime
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>>77630767
Lithuanian sperg can heem every here
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>>77630859
my guy floyd is not gonna know how to handle goober's STANCE and UNORTHODOX JAB my dude
he'll just OUT AWKWARD him
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what's a better boxing record, 49-1 or 1-0 against the GOAT?
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>>77630948
For sure 100% my guy
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>>77631010
Making millions of dollars for easy work
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>>77631050
"When they say no, that means yes that shit hurt" - Snoop "The Expert" Dogg
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>>77631050
For sure my guy Floyd is the best in the game at putting his hands in front of his face
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>>77631093
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Bros.
>MMA fighter, Arjan Singh Bhullar, announced on Instagram that current WWE Champion Jinder Mahal will be accompanying him at the UFC 215 event on September 9th. This is what he wrote:
>“When we as a people can genuinely support each other amazing is possible. I was able to watch The Maharaja do his thing in Vancouver and now I’m excited to announce @wwe Champ @jindermahal will be taking time away from his busy schedule to accompany the Team for my debut fight in his home province of Alberta. Shout out to the boss @danawhite for hooking up the VIP treatment.”
Look at this guy. He's fucking huge. India confirmed for next mma superpower like Brazil was pre USADA
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>>77630948
after conor knocks floyd out. his way of boxing will be the gold standard and floyd the silver.
nothing personal kid
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>>77631119
that's not arjan
arjan is basically indian cormier
also find a better can
>Cleiton Butiski
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>>77631050
>>77631069
the more i watch boxers the more I realize they suck at what they do. what a shit sport. Conor is going to kill Floyd.
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*heems your sport into irrelevancy*
heh, nothin personal.
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>Hits you and makes you miss
Heh, nothing personal kid
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>>77629766
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>>77631119
holy fuck, that is some champion level gyno right there
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>>77631232
Old man Floyd would expose GGG in his prime
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>>77630090
calm down vegan gains
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>>77631257
That is some Matrix shit
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>>77631232
this mexican sucks at boxing. this is a "good" boxer?
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>>77630767
>gay
>not white
>small penis
>can't speak American but can type it
haha, idiot
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>Mayweather beats Canelo and Pacquiao with ease
So many people are going to lose so much money wew
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>>77631315
That doesn't mean shit, Conor would heem Canelo and Pacquiao easily.
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Will h8rs finally apologize?
https://youtu.be/we-H7UIxdH0
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what's floyd's USADA record look like
i keep seeing a lot about him using lidocaine on his knuckles. also, a sample A had 3 positives?? can anybody that knows boxing clarify if he is a juicehead turkey?
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>>77631287
Imagine being this butthurt
Haha xD
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>>77631407
Uh, no sweetie., I would choke you out with your own arm, okay honey?
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>>77629948
Yes James Vick, it was the first fight I ever saw. I haven't really watched since but I was watching some Mcgregor videos on youtube and recognised him. I will watch his fight next month and root for him to win thank you.
I will see you then, you do not root for the German
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>>77631426
id heem you inside one m8
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>>77631349
>Gasses after one round on the bag
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
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>>77631490
You're talking about practice? He was just goofing around and playing headgames. Conor would beat those guys, though. Pac is a turbo manlet, Conor would walk through everything he threw. Canelo is a caveman, not technical enough to beat Conor. Canelo will beat anyone that he can bully and walk down, that's not Conor.
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Remember Aaron Pico?
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>>77631549
Mayweather goes horse back riding while McGregor tries to get it together being defeated by a boxing bag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA96sGdF0DM
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>>77631607
nothing has changed about Pico. he got caught. it wont happen again. or it will. doesnt matter
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q3totwbpB0
Did anyone make a webm of this? It was crazy
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>>77631607
wasn't reddit, it was bellator plus MMAfighing who seems in business with coker
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>>77631698
this one too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj3xL9zoY1M
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>>77628795
Holy shit that GSP gut.
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>>77631607
he's the guy who got heemed in 3 seconds of round 1, right
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>>77631257
>implying Mayweather will be awake by round 6.
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>>77631755
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>>77630090
Your head looks tiny af. Bet you are a chinlet.
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>>77629317
This is the most reddit tier thing i've seen all weekend.
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>>77631765
lmao worse, he first got heemd with an uppercut and then subbed via guillotine
>A+++boxer
>A+++wrestler
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>>77631824
do they ever use the small octagon any more? i feel i haven't seen it in ages
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>>77631852
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>>77631881
please stop.
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reminder the proxysperg/shitspammer dedicated his life to destroying /heem/ a couple years ago
he's failed, terribly.
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>>77631901
the guy lost his legs to diabetes, have some respect
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>>77630531
the puerto rican tattlesnake
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>>77631698
it pisses me off when the UFC does uneccesary rematches of fights that had outcomes that didnt fit their narrative
>Hall vs Mousasi 2
>Nate vs Goob 2
>Bisbing vs Henderson 2
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>>77631921
Bisping chose an unranked fight 45 year old man for his first title defense. that's not the UFC's doing at all
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>>77630767
How many steaks is lithcuck on?
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>>77631938
they let it happen, the other champs dont get to choose the 13th ranked guy
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>>77631949
do they have steak in lithuania? more like how many cans of north korean tuna is he on
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>>77631955
the other champs are real champs or else they get stripped
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Reem bless lads
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>>77631965
as much as I hate bisbong he's a real champ, he won the belt and never lost it.
he's a coward champion, but still a champion by the UFC's definition
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>>77631983
moar
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>>77631978
Reem bless brother
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>>77631964
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>>77631978
Bless
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>Jimi Manuwa wants HOW much?
Don't worry, i know a guy
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>>77631607
>Bob cook
Is this man retarded.
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Implying Jon ''blue collar'' Jones wont turin into CoCo Jon once again if he fights Brock and cashes in a McGregor tier payday.
I full heartedly believe he's simply out of dough, or should I stay to the extent where he can't squander it on luxurious drugs every night.
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>>77632055
>undisputed GOAT
>only in it for the drug muney
bulgaria wtf, the man has legacy, meaning, purpose, he isn't the best for the coke
he might be the best cuz of the coke tho
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>2017
>doubting the GOAT
You're all gonna eat your words.
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>>77631430
I dont root for him because of personal things, and well, Zabit is the future desu
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>>77628562
Best walkout song possible desu
https://youtu.be/eF8c3BjFWsw
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New to kik and realized there's a heem group. Everyone get in there now. You bitches wanna fight let's set it up.
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>>77628584
shes almost as bad as megan anderson
nothing but pictures of her coffee and carb memes
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<------Gooby!
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/heem/ sucks when we have no good fites to look foward too
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>>77632301
when did you first realize that you were a hater?
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>>77631921
>Showing how casual you are and not knowing Bisping and Henderson fought twice
>Bisping won
Canada the Casual
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>>77632391
Bisping sucks
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>>77631920
Is his other podcast worth checking out
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>>77632391
do you really believe bisping won that second fight? dan henderson is the true middleweight champion right now. its pretty universal that the judges robbed henderson
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>>77632357
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It makes me sick how no one takes CTE seriously around here. Schaub literally laughs at people trying to help him.
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>>77632418
Casuals always used the word robbed. Rewatch the fight. Bisping landed more shots and pressured Hendo backwards. Hendo landed two nice H bombs but didn't capitalize with anything on the ground.
I love Hendo but he lost fair and square.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld9lqapjQiU
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I love my boy Cody No Love.
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>>77631983
>ywn take a bite out of that mcmannass
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>>77632486
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>>77632511
>Bisping is Best striker in MW
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>>77632511
Bisping won buddeh and that's a fact that won't change.
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>>77632529
please leave and never come back
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Conor said it himself that he'll have 20-25 lbs on Floyd inside the ring. I don't know about you but I have never seen Conor lose to a smaller man let alone a 40 yo one.
And in 8 oz Conor will embarrass Floyd. The boy unironically bit off more than he can chew.
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>>77632536
serious question, what leads you to believe you know anything about boxing?
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>someone bet me straight cash on the mayweather/mcgregor fight
easiest money of my life
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>>77632550
The fact that I've been following it for years?
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>>77632535
Okay...
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>>77632561
So you have never seen a smaller fighter beat a bigger fighter in boxing? Ever?
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>>77632528
yes he "won" a homebrewed decision
great job m8, literally the UK's second biggest achievement after U.S.
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<------ Cholo Gangster!
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>>77632464
RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY
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>>77632421
this is my least favorite kind of conor famlams
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yikqPVthZ_Q
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>Aljamain Sterling taking the woodley tatic of race baiting
IN THE BIN WITH YOU
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>>77632590
You casuals should not talk about things you know nothing about.
First judge: Swedish
Second judge: American
Third judge: British
They all scored in favor for Bisping.
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/hendo-believes-he-should-have-received-the-decision
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>>77632659
where was the fight?
okay now eat my dick you silly stupid cunt lol
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>>77632651
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>>77632663
In Manchester, England. Judges score fights. So what you said before is in fact wrong. You have been BTFO buddeh.
Bisping is a hilarious mother fucker. It's even more funny that people like you get so mad just at the mention of him.
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>log back into heem.com after a couple of days
>Bisping is still a hotly contested topic
Holy crap just let it go what the hell
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>>77632567
Who told you that? I was talking about Conor.
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>>77632696
MMA is entertaining but people take things personal. Bisping is an entertaining guy.
The other guy got butt flustered he got proven wrong about the Hendo 2 decision being biased because it was in England.
>>77632699
Bisping bless buddeh
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>>77632680
>just a simple daft cunt
lol you just don't get it do you? stay in your lane
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>>77632735
And still buddeh
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>>77632728
>t. absolute fool
>"bisping is the undeniable GOAT"
please, prove this. you can't in anyway because you're simple wrong champ.
bisping trolls are suppose to be funny, be funny.
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the same cunts praising pissbong shit on conor
pissbong is a dead man walking and he knows it
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>>77632744
Seek help buddeh.
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>>77632757
TOP KEK
>got em
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Gsp will beat Bisping then he'll be remembered as the weakest champ that got btfo by a pregnant WW and never fought a contender, sad!
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>>77632766
>Gsp will beat Bisping
half of /heem/ would destroy Bisping, lets be real.
anyone on the roster fortunate enough to fight him will take home the belt, it's that simple in reality. the objective truth is he's the worst champion the UFC has ever had.
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>>77632766
>GSP vs Bisping fight
>Having any relevance
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>>77632770
Gsp will fight Conor after
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>>77632765
>Posts argument
>>77632590
>Facts presented disproving argument
>>77632659
Can't accept facts as facts
>>77632663
Go watch WWE buddeh
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>>77632777
chkd trips
>posts bong
>trips invalid
oh it seems you fail, fagit.
please stay mad but give me one last (You) for the road, slut.
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>>77632785
Scizzor me timbers
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>>77632784
Anything for you buddeh
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>>77632785
ME oh the far left
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women on the tuesday night contender series. thoughts?
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>>77632769
Bisping has most W's in the UFC, beat Silva and has cardio for says you absolute deranged casual. I don't like the dude but you have to give him credit.
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>>77632785
What was going through his mind, lads?
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>>77632805
Thanks for reminding me who won that fight unanimously. Bisping cleaning out the division of roiding cheats.
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>>77632809
>beat Silva
we all watched the fight you know
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>>77632805
Say what you want about count bong, his recovery is insane, that same kick knocked vitor out cold.
He's still losing to whittaker if he doesn't retire after fisting HGHSP.
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>>77632816
Bisping was kneed unconscious, he forgot to tuck in that chin
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>>77632824
>bisping has tdd
really? why won't gsp gnp him to a 50-45 UD? give me one reason to believe otherwise.
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>>77632833
gsp has been out of the game too long. He was struggling against hendricks who looks like trash now
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>>77632837
that might mean something if bisping was actually the best 185er, namefag.
drop that shit kneegrow
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>>77632837
USADA'D Hendricks would beat Bisping
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>>77632840
I've been here far longer than you or this board for that matter. I'm not dropping anything but your limp body if you keep it up. don't get heemed
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>>77632843
>t. tryhard tripfag
rofl good luck with that, goof
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>>77632833
how will gsp set up his take downs if he can't jab bong to death? reach and size are gonna play a bigger factor than you think.
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>>77632846
I think he'll be able to jab, Bisping can't fight for shit moving foward.
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>>77632853
>Takes a direct knee to the jaw
>talks to the ref a second later
Damn that's a tough dude.
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>>77628684
she kind of looks like my finance ha
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>>77632640
I think Arianny is actually the awkward one
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>>77632865
?? the knee never even landed idiot, it grazed his chest
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>>77632866
lucky lad if true she's a solid 7
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>>77632866
>my finance
M.O.B.
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>>77628684
she looks like gooby
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who is the cutest fighter and why is it Yaya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=hAGsOovwIdM&app=desktop
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>>77628585
uh no.
wtf?
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>>77629204
insecure
50-year-old man still trying to talk and act like he's 19
Good to have a guy like him when your company is small and coming up.
Bad to have a guy like him once business is established.
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>>77629789
>>77629789
>who starts personal vendettas against fighters
this
Tito
Anderson
GSP
Brock
Woodley
who else?
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>>77632934
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>>77629981
>>77630041
why is she so...
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>>77633006
autistic?
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>>77630124
why did she even bother fitting her face into what is very obviously just a photograph pf her tits?
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>>77632998
Cyborg, Rampage, Fitch, Aldo
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>>77630090
>If you're within a two foot raidius of me, you'll be in my "heem zone."
>two foot
Let me guess, you'd gas just getting more than two feet from where you were?
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>>77632659
Holy shit BTFO!
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>>77630528
good to see Aldo happy again
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>>77631232
add another 3 inches onto that arm and you've got Conor, and a KO
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>>77633038
do you really honestly believe this? heem's take on boxing is shockingly ignorant. heem is like 60% good about mma but nearly 5% on boxing
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*Poom pooms you*
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>>77632464
sad
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>>77632833
2-in-1 pic of Fitch and Kos after fighting GSP
daily reminder that GSP broke Kos' orbital with a fucking jab. he's got a lot more power than people realize
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>>77632640
Arianny looked SO much cuter before the generic face job and bolt-on melons
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>>77633044
You really don't understand /heem/ whatsoever kek
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>>77631069
floyd is so shit. Any MMA athlete would hit him on the chin if he tried that. That white american on the left isn't nothing compared to conors movement. That gif is pathetic fighitng.
Conor within 2 and boxing and floyd will be dead
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Howcome in boxing they take the mouthpiece out in between rounds but in mma they don't, are cornermen just retarded?
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>>77633080
why would anyone want to understand you shitposting retards
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>>77633089
boxing doesn't have a basis in real martial arts like kung fu, jujitsi, and karate. It's just dumb apes swinging their fists.
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I could literally Heem every here on this board
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Anyone else miss early UFC freakshows. They need to find dim mak and kung fu fighters for the undercard instead of boring basic prospects. If I look back, I would have been more entertained re-watching early UFC instead of most new cards.
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>>77633126
How does that answer my question, you can breathe better without a mouthpiece
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>>77633137
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>>77633140
idk if youre trolling but they take the mouth piece out 9/10 in mma
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>>77633143
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXcvnGYlinb/?taken-by=shinju_auclair
Cant wait hopefully Gabi actually fights in october
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>>77633137
Super Hulk Tournament was the last thing I watched remotely close to that.
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>>77633129
Fuck you
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>>77633137
Fightpass was showed UFC 1,2 and currently 3 in a block tonight. Pretty comfy.
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How much money is going to lost collectively by people betting on him
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>>77633231
A lot. I predict a lot of bookies will go bankrupt.
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What's the single best fight in the history of MMA?
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>>77633231
>Same posts mocking Conor's mewvment were made prior to Aldo fight
You guys learn nothing
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>>77633257
Cub Swanson v Doo Ho Choi
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>>77633016
lol she always makes sure she gets the titties in.
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>>77633239
Where do I get one of those
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>>77631119
>WWE Champion Jinder Mahal
Wow, mandrama has pudpud champions now? How diverse
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>>77633264
Gaethje vs Johnson was better
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>>77633231
Okay, lets dream together /heem/, Imagine if Conor's style is entirely throwing punches like that and he wins. It would totally prove we are in a meme world simulation
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>>77633293
>>77633293
More like it proves that spiritual stuff that Conor spouts like the Secret works
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>>77631607
I remember him getting rekt in picoseconds
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>>77631119
this guy is more popular in canada than he is in india
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>Almost a year later and Hendo babbys are STILL btfo and STILL salty
>mfw
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>>77633061
I don't disagree that GSP has some power but you are retarded if you think the broken orbital was caused by one jab and not the huge accumulation of jabs to the same spot.
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>>77633359
Most of them don't even kow what is Hendo's legacy in MMA, they just hate Bisbong.
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>>77633231
How many butthurt gayweather fans are gonna give me free money is the real question.
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>>77633379
They just love their dark skinned roiders of choice and are buttmad that these losers will never be champions
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I dont get how conor does so well with a training partner like artem and how artem does so shit with a training partner like conor
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burger lite heem is truly comfy
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>>77633399
talent
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>>77633390
Facts are facts buddeh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o43W9Xg0ANU
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>>77633399
Cause Conor has reach to make it work and Artem does not.
You can also argue that punching power is indeed genetic if that's your cup of tea
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>>77633399
As much as I make fun of artem and create little shoops of him being a trex, you can see how much he has improved from sparring with Conor.
Imagine what goobert could do if he trained at JW or somewhere good. SBG is literally only relevant because of him, and that smug coach can fuck off too
>>
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXlHTXll2RC/
>implying you wouldn't
>implying that's not a cute butt
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>>77633399
If a gym has one and only 1 good fighter it's probably a meme where one guy would be exceptional in any gym.
>The Pit
Chuck and no one else.
>Tristar
GSP and Rory but Rory got built in Kelowna.
>SBG
Goobert.
compare those to winkles, aka (though they're knee nukers) or TAM.
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>>77633407
Most accurate thing posted on this site. I am embarrassed for all the casuals that talk about MMA and Boxing.
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>>77633435
>three words
>cut the shit
>under a picture of her logcutter
pottery
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>>77633435
starting to get dad butt
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>>77633450
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>>77633452
hahahhahahahahah
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>>77632785
jelly af desu
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>>77633452
kek
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>>77633382
why are McGregor fans all broke as hell?
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>>77633505
that's not even yours Charles
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>>77633452
>this is how a real man models Luke
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>>77633515
obviously. only retards bet on fights, even fights with as odds as good as this.
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>>77633505
>$1,000,000 on mayweather
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>>77633532
880k on Mayweather to win 1 million you broke bitch, learn how to read
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>b-but Mayweather is an old weak midget and was never good anyway
>McTapper would get destroyed by Canelo
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>>77633505
HEAD TOO SMALL
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>>77633580
Conor is going to get whooped and slept - the sooner you come to terms with this fact the better, my ginger friend
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>>77633505
>mfw Floyd loses
>mfw I bet 20$ on Conor by KO/TKO
>mfw I'm 200$ richer and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>77633590
can you let us know in advance which bandwagon you'll be hopping on when Floyd's head clatters off the canvas? cheers
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>>77633536
>Mayweather
>win
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R8 my OC
https://youtu.be/E6KEHhYPCAs
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>memeweather
>KOing anyone
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>>77633738
>implying conor wouldn't be KOed instead of choked out if he couldn't dive and there would be 12 rounds against Nate.
It won't go 12 rounds, it will be a KO 50/50 who wins.
>>
i actually bet 200$ on conor by decision
mayweather has terrible cardio hell gass and conor just win on straigh tpoints
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>>77633772
Mcgregors whole plan is to go headhunting the first 4 rounds you goof, what a shitty bet.
>>
>>77633620
>>77633625
unlike McGregor fans I'm not a bandwagoner. just don't cry too much about rulesets and "running" after McGregor gets stopped.
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>>77633794
>It wasn't a real fight
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>>77633798
McGregor himself has already laid the groundwork for the excuse making, he started it at the first presser. Limited rules, not true unarmed combat, experience, blah blah blah. Floyd is changing his whole bum existence because he feels like it, he should be grateful.
>>
>>77633778
I was pretending bro
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>>77629204
i was just listening to an interview of his SWEARING gsp will never fight again, what a fucking sneaky liar. probably cutfag too.
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>that's funny coming from a juicy little slut like u would love u to say anything to my face fucken cheating little betch u another steroid usin bitch look at your pathetic bitch ass
is mark hunt the Shakespeare of MMA?
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>don't work Mondays
>wake up
>do research for bets on Tuesday's Contender series
>listen to some asmr whilst browsing 4chan
>then going to go for a walk around my village because it's a nice day
Comfy.
My only regret is that I have boneitis. And that I really shouldn't be staying up until 1am to watch the Contender series each week since I get up for work at 5:30am the same morning.
I really ought just watch it on Fight Pass® after work, but then I can't shitpost on /heem/,
>>
Which woman in the UFC is your favorite fighter? Happy Monday everyone.
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>>77633967
delete this post or u will be deleted
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>>77633969
You have fictional disease from futurama ? That's rough man, my condolences
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>>77628317
>>
apparently matt hughes isnt braindead
does this mean that pianoman will make it too
>>
Is McGregor more likely to come back and defend his belt if he loses or wins vs Meme weather
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>>77634095
They are just taking their cut to the next level. It's called dedication anon.
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Who is your favourite female fighter?
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>>77634110
my mom, she fought cancer
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>>77634142
>mfw could heem your mom stiff with just 1 jab
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>>77634142
Was she hot?
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>>77634153
Who is your favourite female fighter?
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Mayweather vs Southpaws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqT319Dd5Uc
you dorks actually McMeme has a chance?
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>tfw next week Big Ben is being shut off for 4 years
How the fuck will i know how many bings and bongs till fight time now?
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>>77634232
>Broken Britain
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>>77629981
I really do hate her dumb fucking face and I hope they stop throwing WWE cans at her.
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>>77628562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXdYSCT5yB0
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>He's going to pay $100 to watch Floyd go dancing with the stars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVUWLl_AJfs
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>>77632491
man i wish i could believe in myself without caring what others think
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>>77634175
yes, during the cremation
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>>77634334
Not even with a rented dick homie
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>>77634334
I would unironically let her fuck me with a strap on
I'm straight btw
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>>77634352
>implying she needs one
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>>77633807
>Floyd is changing his whole bum existence because he feels like it, he should be grateful.
Hah, nice one
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>>77634341
Latin America was a mistake
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>nobody can take dat left hand shot
Can someone tell who started the "Conor has a strong punch" myth? Because his punches have clearly been eaten by many people. He couldn't even knock out Diaz who took many of them to the face and chin.
Marketing seems to have worked on people because I hear still shit like "Conor's left will knock out Mayweather"... retarded.
I actually want Conor to knock out Mayweather because this will be his last fight and someone needs to tar his record, but after this I hope Conor goes back to the UFC and loses and retires for what he really is, a lucky ass fraud who used publicity stunts to get big easy fights.
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>>77634313
>conor
>without caring what others think
lol
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>>77634435
>fraud
>beat the featherweight and lightweight champ
lol
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>>77634450
He is a good featherweight, that's all. He beat the easiest lightweight champ in UFC history, a guy who got a title shot after two split decisions... he basically timed everything correctly and had the easiest shot at at two belts.
How you can go from #1 featherweight to p4p #1 is just ridiculous and you know it has more to do with his brand than anything else.
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>>77634457
I can never decide who is more delusional out of the conor nuthuggers and the conor haters.
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>>77634457
>He beat the easiest lightweight champ in UFC history
You know this is bullshit, Alvarez wasn't the strongest champ compared to RDA but on paper he had the wrestling and footwork to pose Conor problems.
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>>77634510
Why didn't he wrestle Conor then? That's right, because he was shit.
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>>77634435
>Because his punches have clearly been eaten by many people.
that's not how having powerful punches works
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>>77634479
He's right, you know.
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>>77634457
>nate had a chance to end the McGregor meme but decided to slow roll the second fight
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>>77634479
How can two people with opposing opinions both be delusional? Either's a a meme or he's actually good.
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>j-just wait until Khabib gets his hands on McMemetapper
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>>77634531
You're a little juicy slut mate.
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>>77631257
Manipulating the speed of the playback to exaggerate Floyd's speed, bravo.
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>>77634552
The same way Ultra Conservatives and Ultra Liberals are both delusional, if you take any opinion too far in one direction it becomes skewed and ridiculous.
It's not easy to do what conor has done but he also isn't a terrible fighter with amazing luck.
Both sides are fucking dumb.
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>>77634604
I wish they would teach false equivalency in school. It's like my least favorite fallacy but I see it everywhere.
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>>77634604
Exactly, that's what I'm saying. He was lucky with his timing two get two belts but he's still a good featherweight. He might be p4p #7 or #8, you have to concede if it wasn't for his trash talk that's where he'd be.
I mean what the fuck does it mean to "run new york" kid listens to much rap. He's a boy who fights for a living and spends the rest of his time training and shopping. Hardly running anything.
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Without being dishonest or sneaky, tell /heem/ who your favorite ufc fighter of any time period is.
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>>77634662
Anderson Silva. I have come to terms with him being a steroid user.
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>>77634457
not his fault, he was going to fight RDA then RDA pulled out, he didn't "time" shit there
he could have declined to fight mendes on short notice when again ALDO pulled out, but he didn't, the only possible knock there is he didn't take the frankie fight instead, as for holloway sorry i don't care it was early in both of their careers he still beat max holloway so i see no problem with him getting a title shot before max did (plus frankie lost to aldo twice anyway lol)
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I really dislike James Vick and it makes me upset he is on a winning streak
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funny when people talk about eddie getting to the title winning DECISIONS against the absolute best guys
conor annihilated him lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6rWTIM-u_0
Handy guide on how to pronounce Brendan Schaub for all you heemsters who are late to the party.
>>77634695
>funny when people talk about eddie getting to the title winning DECISIONS against the absolute best guys
He lost a decision to cowboy, had a boring fight against Giblert, and should have lost the pettis fight. He had the shittiest run to a title shot that I can remember outside of >wmma
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>>77634703
I thought he should have lost to Melendez as well, and he was very lucky the fight wasn't stopped after his eye swelled shut
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>>77634703
>He lost a decision to cowboy, had a boring fight against Giblert, and should have lost the pettis fight. He had the shittiest run to a title shot that I can remember outside of >wmma
That's not Michael Bisping
>CB dolloway
>Split decision over Thales Leites
>Gets knocked out against Anderson Silva but "earns" a title shot
His win against Rockhold is legit but everything before and after that has been memes.
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>>77634103
If he loses by KO he will definitely come back to restore his ego and say "Well at least I'm..." Other scenarios... Less likely
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>>77634103
His supposed retirement was never any more serious than Derrick Lewis's
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i take issue with calling conor a lucky fraud, i think that's a bad way to categorize his career
maybe he is a different person entirely when the cameras are off, but i don't even like him, i actually hate him if he's anything close to what i've seen so i'm not a nuthugger
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>>77634570
>Khabib
>Showing up
Nah
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>>77634435
>Can someone tell who started the "Conor has a strong punch" myth?
Hm, maybe dozens of people who went to sleep after eating his left hand, goofball?
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>>77634795
>who went to sleep after eating his left hand
He only has two KOs.
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>>77634694
didn't dariush heem him dead fairly recently?
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>>77634804
How many one shot KO do you require in order to call someone heavy handed?
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>>77634747
>no title defenses against anyone in the top 10
>wins decision in home country looking like this
>fakes/exaggerates knee "injury" to avoid fighting Yoel Romero
>once he's gifted the GSP "fight" is suddenly healthy, running every morning on Hawaii vacation
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>>77634804
he is also a midget putting guys away, are you being the deliberately retarded australian character again today?
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>>77634815
>>77634820
>>77634825
Are you mentally handicapped or something?
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>>77634825
>gets fucked over by roiders his entire career
>roidmero gets caught
>muh supplements
yoel can go fuck himself, good for bisping i hope he continue to fuck over pieces of shit like yoel
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>>77634816
However many Cody has.
>>77634827
He TKO's guys. When people like who the fook knock people out, they don't fucking move.
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>>77634825
It's incredible. Yet Woodley is the one getting flak.
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>>77634841
I respect Woodley as a champion, but I'll be fucked if I ever watch his fights.
I respect Bisping as a fighter, but god damn is he a terrible champion.
It's very tough to be an MMA fan in 2017 knowing that --->gooby is never coming back.
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>>77634341
cyborg looking deflated
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Every single time I check /heem/ people are sperging about Bisping. Even some tripfag has come in now.
Lmao don't you get tired? This is ridiculous
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>>77634834
i don't like making grammatical mistakes
>>77634839
bisroid just licks dana's balls, who in turn fucks over actual fighters for wme/wwe
>>77634841
people seem to forget GSP pioneered the boring defensive style Tyrone is employing. I don't like him, but I must respect him as a real champion
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>>77634880
>GSP pioneered the boring defensive style Tyrone is employing.
have you ever watched GSP fight
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>>77634670
Everyone is a steroid user you juicy little slut.
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>>77634886
yep, after losing to Sera he just started laying on people. He's admitted he never really liked fighting. Now that he's only back for money and fame, I expect it to get even worse. Maybe the other retiree beats him and we're spared some more boring wrestlefuckings
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>>77634906
i'm not
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>>77634909
How could anyone not see GSP wasn't a fighter? He didn't like fighting, he was literally trying to win a game.
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>>77634906
Not everyone is morally bankrupt.
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Proof that luck = everything MMA
(click the video don't watch on 4chan cuz timestamp)
https://youtu.be/rpy_-fbiZ2M?t=2m5s
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>>77634909
>yep, after losing to Sera he just started laying on people
This is what I'm saying; how the fuck is that anything like what Woodley is doing?
GSP was incredibly active, and he put himself in position to win every second of every round by imposing his will on his opponent constantly without them being able to do a god damn thing to stop him (up until Condit won a round and he had a competitive fight with Hendricks).
He was a *safe* fighter. But he didn't make his fights boring as fuck by limiting the number of interactions with his opponent to the absolute bare fucking minimum per round, which is what Woodley does every single fight. Even against Lawler there were only eleven strikes thrown by both fighters and the fight lasted nearly three minutes.
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>>77628138
I'm looking at his twitter now, he's one of those dipshit protesters, I can't believe I listen to this guy's fight breakdowns.
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>>77634955
>tfw just existing
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>tfw you could controversially split decision every here
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>>77634959
obviously not the same style as Tyrone, but GSP was the first succesful athlete (he's no fighter) to purposefully make fights boring by avoiding striking as much as possible.
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If CTE is real, which active UFC fighter has it the worst?
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>>77633003
delete this
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which fighter has the best looking nose?
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>>77634982
que?
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>>77634995
Robbie "Makunoichi Ippo" Lawler
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>>77635012
haven't seen much of Royce desu, but I gather he finished most of them with submissions which he attempted often, didn't just lay on an opponent until the clock run out
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>>77635022
>didn't just lay on an opponent until the clock run out
GSP was constantly striking and working to pass.
I'm not even joking when I say that you say this like you never watched him fight.
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>>77634995
What do you mean, if CTE is real?
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>>77628289
fuck off whiteknight faggot cunt nigger deer
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>>77634874
I for one am glad that the Bisping salt fire has been re-ignited. I don't have a bisping folder for nothing.
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>>77635037
>soft strikes from half-guard
wgaf
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>>77635045
Answer the question before I test if it's real on you.
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>>77635051
He ran out of septuagenarians to fight so there hadnt been much to talk about with Bisping in a year.
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I don't agree with Zane Simon on a lot of things, but I do agree that having Bisping as champion is fucking great. He called it immediately too, literally immediately that Bisping was going to hold onto the belt as long as possible.
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>>77634995
Diego
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>>77635071
>but I do agree that having Bisping as champion is fucking great
Great for him, maybe. Shitty for fans that want to see good fights.
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>>77635080
we just got whittaker vs the 2 roiders
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hence why Whittaker is the real MW champion, only he's fought top-tier competition
scat spammers get no (you's)
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>>77635087
Fights that should've happened for the title.
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>>77635104
who cares
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>>77635104
it was for the title lmao
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>>77635114
I care. Do you have anything else to add?
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>>77635115
Not Jacare.
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>>77635124
he didn't earn a title shot lmao
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>>77635119
>Do you have anything else to add?
yeah you sound like a giant pussy
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>>77635131
The only reason that Bisping got his shot was that Jacare was injured.
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>>77635131
He earned one when he destroyed #3 ranked Okami in 2013. But matchmaking kept him away from it. He and Whittaker should've never had to fight. Contenders bumping themselves off while the champion chases a pointless fight against a WW is good for nobody.
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what went right?
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>>77635153
Weekend at Matties.
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new thread: >>77635172
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>>77634854
>gooby is never coming back
Delete
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anyone bet on the conor fight?
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>>77635189
I have 160 against a coworker on mayweather
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>>77635189
I'm on the fence atm
You should be fucking crazy not to believe in meme magic in 2017 but you also should be crazy to bet against Floyd
Also Conor's fist is literally like 3 Floyd's fists put together, I don't know what boxing wizardry he should pull not to get touched by those grapefruits
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>>77635098
>everyone I dont like is the scat spammer
Why don't you pay your debts before crying about bisbong some more
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>>77635227
theres no such thing as meme magic you're just too young to realize rare events have been happening till the dawn of time.
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500
dont post here anymore
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nope, just you with the usa, canada, uk, poland proxies to spam Bisroid & others to spam scat and fag porn.
Told you I'm not giving you any (yous) obese loser
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>>77635279
>this delusional bumbling greek moron
whatever you say nikos
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just don't start ranting about trump & hillary again you pathetic humanoid
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>>77635272
At the age of 18, Bisping decided to abandon his martial arts training "to pursue real life". Less than a year later, Bisping began training in boxing, kickboxing, and karate on the advice of Allan Clarkin, owner of Black Knights Kickboxing, who saw potential in him. Bisping enjoyed a short but successful kickboxing career, winning the North West Area title and later the Pro British light heavyweight kickboxing title. After again briefly quitting competition in 1998, Bisping returned to kickboxing to take the Pro British light heavyweight title for a second time. Soon after winning his second kickboxing title, he was forced to abandon his full-time training for a "real job". In addition to working at factories, slaughterhouses and demolition companies, he was also an upholsterer, postman, tiler, plasterer and salesman
>"to pursue real life"
>for a "real job"
>In addition to working at factories, slaughterhouses and demolition companies, he was also an upholsterer, postman, tiler, plasterer and salesman
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>>77635261
>rare events have been happening till the dawn of time.
That's the definition of meme magic tbqh
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>>77635303
>Never worked as a pullout merchant
Yeah nice "real life"
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>>77634909
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>>77633807
Why isnt that dude punching back?
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