He had to copy Messi How insecure is he ?

>>77626954
he was mocking him lad

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why cant he make his jersey float?

>portugay

>outshines messi within 10 minutes
>mocks him

>LOL SO INSECUREEEE REEEEEEE

>>77626954
SAD

>>77626972
this, when I think I can't love Ronaldo more, he does shit like this, what a god he is

lmao that obsession

fucking based

>>77626979
Because he's a fraud

>>77626954
hahaha that's quite based

>>77626972
I gotta love him

>>77626954
lmao I love him, but he's a bit obsessed with Messi

Holy shit I didn't see this kek

He truly is a Madrid legend. Love him desu

>>77626954
>Discussing the ways of a literal god
I am sorry who are you again?

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>10 min of TSU is enough to leave farsa customers seething

ALL HAIL THE TSUGOD

>Barely any time in the game
>Wrecks Farca
>Mocks Messi
Madman

>>77626954
we are lucky to have him in Spain, a god among men

>>77627061
Come on, how can you call him obsessed when the WHOLE world constantly compares messi to Ronaldo? He is the only guy that is on his level at the moment in the lg so can't act like he isn't aware of him.

>>77627114
An Allah amongst spanish moors.

>>77627130
lol

>>77626979
Post the shopped one of messi with his cock out.

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>>77626979
>>77626954
>Missi
>Has to hide fat rolls
>TSUGOD
>Glorious and
It's not even a competition

>>77627061
it's a joke, he's making fun of him. it's what any good-spirited person would do given the context of the club rivalry and their personal goat rivalry

>>77626954
>messi doesn't live in Ronaldo's mi-....

>>77626954
Can anyone pls do a virgin/chad comic with messi/ronaldo?

>>77627181
Ronaldo Jerks off to Messi thinking about him every night

I like Ronaldo but it felt a bit cheap to do this in a cup match.

>>77626954
How can Culés even recover from that?

>>77627224
i think you mean cheeky m80

>>77627224
Stop applying logic to a situation like this. Imagine scoring a match winner coming off the bench against a major rival team, expecting rational thought is ludicrous

>>77626954
i dont give a fuck what anyone says about this guy. he brings excitement to this game. the Pique OG was the only interesting part about the game, then he comes in for 15 minutes and everything goes into motion. get's a goal wrongly called offside, scores an amazing goal, then gets wrongly sent off and things continue from there

>>77627290
His first goal was offsides, chicano.

>>77627302
It was offside from Marcelo's pass but it hit someone's foot and went to him when he was onside. I'm not sure of the specifics of the offside rule but doesn't affecting the play like that count?

>>77627124
>Come on, how can you call him obsessed
Because he is. Messi doesn't fucking care about the "rivalry". Ronaldo is utterly arseblasted by it.

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>>77627290
He is literally el classico

TTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>77627130
هلا مدريد

>>77627315
Its still offside

>>77627336
>Win game
>Assblasted
Makes you think

>>77627130
kek

>>77627266
>Britannia
>Can't bear to get counter banted
You got soft

>>77627384
The rivalry, you fucking illiterate spastic

>>77627363
Nice. Euros are now speaking in terrorism

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>>77626954
>>77626979
the difference is that only one of these will result in a trophy

>>77627336
This. Ronaldo scores every goal thinking about Messi's goal tally, while Messi just scores goals, thinking about post-match cheese pizza and sprite

>>77627402
>Win game
>Mock your opponent for shits and giggles
>Assblasted
You literal retard

>>77627224
A supercup is just a glorified exhibition match, since cards apparently don't carry over to the league or copa del rey it's the perfect opportunity to do something like this.

Even though Modric's card apparently didn't come into effect for 3 years, I'm expecting Barcelona to use the Neymar money to try to bribe the federation to give Ronaldo a suspension in La Liga, then see Madrid win all their games without him anyway.

>>77627431
messi is over.

>mocks

nice try autists

He is fucking copying Messi its disgusting

>>77627464
>Seething this hard

>>77627464
fuck you, nigger. Messi is done.

You have to be ALPHA to make it in the real world.

Ronaldo is an inspiration to kids to train hard while messi is to out there for them to connect with.

>>77626972
So based

>>77627495
nice

>>77627438
Arseblasted about the Messi-Ronaldo rivalry.

What are you struggling to understand about this, you fucking braindead cunt?

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السلام عليكم

>>77627562
the only one assblasted here is you. dry your tears go to bed faggot, its getting late

>>77627583
>yank
>football

lel

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>>77627495
Holy shit, this photo is fucking gold.

>>77627495

Pique mirin them gains

>>77627495
>PENaldo

>>77627495
>picuck
SE QUEDA?

>>77627495
def mirin dem lats

>>77627495
Tsuuuuuuuuuuu
Epic.

>copy someone else's widely publicized celebration

At least be original, Donald

Anybody has a webm of this celebration?

>>77627767
>btfo messhit
>openly mock his autistic celebration
>ref is so bootyblasted he sends ronaldo off for no reason

tsuuu is a fucken legend this is tip top banter

>>77626954
how fucking obsessed is that guy lol
i doubt Messi even cares about him

a shame that Müller didn't seize his chance in 2014 and do a TSUUUUUU after he scored 3 against Moortugal

>>77627836
Butthurted much? You Anne frank nigger jew

>>77627861
No need for that sort of racism here, Thailad

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>>77627861
>costa fucking rica

>>77627898
I'm not Costarrican tho

>>77627495

Donaldo probably fucked Shakira that night

>>77627957
I would eat shakira's turds for sure

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Stolen.

>>77627181
>ronnie is tsun for messi
>messi is your typical dense MC
>nerman finally wet full yandere and now is trying to kill him
the plot thickens

el cristiANO

>>77627957
>ronaldo
>putting his penis in a woman

m8

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>>77626954
>copy Messi
nah, hes just looking out for his boy Marcelo

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>>77627973

I actually kek'd in real life

>>77627973
The legend says Pique is still crying

>>77627495
>se queda
Pikék is a fucking fraud

>>77628009
Marcelo is fukkin based

He clearly copied Messi. Why are you contrarians denying what we all know? He's a baby dick manlet on the inside, never seen someone so rich and famous be so insecure

>>77628039
IN TEARS

For real, as irrelevant as this supercup is, it was a very fun match and exposed barcelona as a bonus. Shame the second match probably won't live up to the first game.

This is Real Madrid's year. First team to won the UCl 3 times straight

>>77627495
Tsunaldo is a big guy

>>77628083
Is your familia in tears over your cousin Ernesto's deportation?

>>77628092
Why are barcafags so quick to dismiss any shortcoming as irrelevant? If it wasn't then they wouldn't play their entire starting 11. You're right for the next leg being boring though. The GOAT will be suspended for a while to push messi on the media again

>>77628176
fucking kek

>>77628039
SEETHING
E
E
T
H
I
N
G

If Real Madrid wins the supercup, how many finals does RM has won over Barcelona in the last years?

3 - 2?

>>77627606
Hes right though. Your dickriding is embarrasing. Save it for when he kills Sport Gijón

>>77628176
>implying i would ever visit cuckerica
That was funny tho

>>77628274
>yank with a proxy backing himself up

embarrasing

>>77626954
Kids love imitating their idols

>>77626954
Marcelo was the one that told him to do it.

>>77626954
So nice to see those barca fans get visually fucked tonight. Arrogant shits.

>>77627973
lel

>>77628345
t. buttmad man utd customer

>>77627973

Cry more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rObu7HsaKkQ

>>77626954
Same in the CL final, Mandzukic scored with an overhead kick (chilena).

Next try at goal was Ronaldo attempting to do one. And failing, like always does.

He's really comical in some ways, a bit sad in others.

>>77628474
If he controlled it with his chest first then he would have scored

>>77628482
If my grandma had wheels then it'd be a bycicle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O806tLMrweA

>>77628501
Stick to watching messi take penalties

>>77628501
your grandma is a bicycle because the entire town rides her

>>77628511
Stick to.... shitposting? What do you mapleniggers even do other than shit up the board?

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>>77628513
>your grandma is a bicycle because the entire town rides her

Your attempt at a retort is as lame as Ronaldo attempting Chilena kicks.

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>>77628553
stay mad faggot

>>77628187
>say it was fun to see barca crash and burn
>get called a barcafag

Anyone have webm of the celebration

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>>77628708

>>77628658
I'm saying it's really not irrelevant at all

>>77628775
Where did the guys with the sticks come from?woah

>>77628819
KFC

>>77628775
lmao what the fuck is this

>>77626972
yes, it be le funny

>>77628871
The current state of America

>>77628871
Turn on the news, m80

>>77627495
mirin, for sure.
not sure I have the same number of muscles, tho.
think I'm missing those big ones he's got between his shoulder blades, for example; maybe just have some hair there, instead?

Did he seriously copy Messi?

Jesus Christ, what a fucking loser.

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>>77628960
Messi copied M12
>the more you know

>>77629396
based marshallah

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>>77626954
How come he didn't wanted us, lads?

>>77628775

Ronaldo: The car
The protesters: Barcelona fans

>>77629525
Kek'd

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>>77626954
I've got to be honest, I don't know much about soccer or futbol or whatever it is. I thought this guys was a fag or something at first, but the more I see him the more I appreciate and understand him.

He is the friendly alpha, you feel good just seeing this guy succeed. He is genuine and warm, his hard work yields undeniable results. Thank you, Ronaldo.

>>77627989
10/10 anime of the year

>>77630375
Those are the pheromones of your boipucci speaking, you buttfriendly homo.

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>>77630494
Ain't no battyboi mon, back outta ere wid dat.

Simples really:
Ronaldo is compared to Messi
Messi is compared to Pele and Maradona

Ronaldo can't handle it

>>77627464
No, he was definitely mocking him.

>>77627145
Seconding this

>>77627448
he's been suspended desu

>>77630494
There is literally nothing wrong with being a faggot.

>>77626954
he holds his shirts up higher than Messi

>>77626954
Looks like he's hanging his shirt to dry

>>77633944
inevitable

>>77626954
kek, the obsession is unreal

>>77630563
This.

>missi starts
>missi only scores off of a no era penal penalty

>Ronnie gets subbed in
>scores a beauty

>w-why is Ronaldo copying what Missi copied?

LOL

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>>77626972
spot on. Proper taking the piss out of messi.
he's a cock but i still find him highly amusing.

Why are both teams in blue outfits?

>>77628775
>Car crushed after running over some silly casual americant's
I thought Dodge made quality hard AF cars unlike Japanese brands

>>77635117
Smashed into the car in front

>>77628775
>those guys with baseball bats

are they legitimately mentally ill? anyway surprised nobody fired off an AR during this whole ordeal
>>77635117
but toyota/lexus/honda are the hardest cars of the industry

inb4 vag

O B S E S S E D

>>77635019
Falklands lol

>>77626954
>how insecure is ronaldo
question answers it self desu

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>>77626979
>decides he's going to celebrate by taking his shirt off
>puts on an undershirt because he doesn't want to come off as cocky by showing his body
how pathetic is this guy really

>>77627403
إن شاء الله

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ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING

>>77627495
Virgin vs chad

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>>77626954
he's fat

>>77627495
>the virgin kneel and the chad flex

>>77627495
The Virgin Collapse