official Guingamp - PSG thread

>motta verrati rabiot

This has to stop

>The garotter of Guingamp

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Post yfw neymar naps his leg today

>>77620695
how long before they add yellow numbers?

How does PSG only have one good midfielder?

Draxler is leaving isn't he.

>Guingamp

kek

>>77620757

Veratti can be good when he is in shape

>>77620774
>you now remember draxler
lmao

>PSG dropping their best player from the last game
hmm

>>77620757
it's why they keep struggling in the CL
especially once verratti inevitably gets hurt

>>77620695
dubs and ney scores a hat trick and barça loses the super cup

Plz post in our general
>>77620416

play the clasico or play vs Guingamp ?

choose one Ney Jr

line ups lads

>>77620757
Verratti, Matuidi, Rabiot

>>77620862
Verratti is the only good one though

>actually watching this

Top kek

>>77620880
rabiot is superior

>first game at a shed

How sad.

wtf I love ligue 1 now

Lmao at the all white model

For me it's Sorbon the robot.

>>77620930
Roudourou has a great crowd tho

If PSG buys Oblak, then they've officially killed the sport.

F

>Changing your away kit to yellow even though it has nothing to do with the club

They are literally Brazil.

>£200m for the non-scoring Martial

this team is basically all south american and play in yellow just for brazil

>playing a robot in your starting 11
>not even trying to hide it
this league is so corrupt

>spending billions on forwards
>motta at CM
>>77620978
they announced it as "celebrating the brazillian players who psg have signed over the years"

obviously they knew they were getting him even then

Neymar - Cavani - Di Maria
Not bad

>neymar
who?

>all these mad farca fuccbois

kek

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Seeing as you don't need him, can we have Draxler?

BASED NERMAN

>>77621037
>buying german players
no thanks

> There is literally a Guingamp - PSG thread on /sp/, and it wasnt made by a Frenchman

What the fuck is happening

>>77621052
What is it with United and German players, anyway? The only German I can remember in a United shirt is Schweinsteiger. Did Ferguson's father die in WWII or something?

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INB4 NORMAN GOAL

>>77621037

He came back late for confederation cup. I hope they'll keep him over di maria lucas and all the other

You can have Di Maria back

stream?

>already getting protected by the ref
france you are pathetic

I hope someone breaks his legs desu

>>77621059
Nerman has single handedly made your league relevant, at least for a few months

Aerola about to fuck up

>>77621100
nerman is not messi

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>There are people on this board who would rather watch Real-Barca and Juventus-Lazio than PSG-Guingamp

>>77621087
m-me?

>>77621094
http://88live.me/sdstream1003.html

>>77620997
A robot and a woman, btw.
http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/trending/283703-star-paris-saint-germain-marco-verratti-admitted-i-am-woman.html

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>>77621100
he'll be fine

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>0-0

Holy shit what a fraud.

>>77621059
The power of memes

>>77621116
What

>>77621059
we had a stealth Strasbourg/Lille thread earlier

>>77620909
Baituidi

> No Pastore

I'm not watching that.

Mbappe can't get here soon enough

>>77621174
t. Pastore

>9 minutes in
>He hasn't scored
Imagine paying 200 million for this lmao

Stream please

>>77621232
invade france, get stream :-´)

>>77621232
Check reddit's /soccerstreams/ board, they've always got good links

>Guingamp population: 7300
>Guingamp stadium: 18000
The fuck?

>Almost 10 minutes in
>Still no Nerman action

Flopman

Why aren't they showing el Classico on bien sports?

reeee

why do Guingamp have a fidget spinner in their logo?

He's not going to score lots of goals if they all keep giving him the ball immediately. They're going to have to create space and have him finish the moves if Nerman wants to be top goal scorer. Just like he did for Messi.

>>77621245
Saint-Brieuc's bigger and just down the road

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>neymar already blaming his teammates for his shit passes and extra dribbles

I'll tune in to El Clasico to laugh at how much of an assrape it will be. Imagine paying Bartomeu for his job.

>>77621245
Everyone want to see Neymar. We don't have a lot of big cities in France, there is Paris, then 5-6 big cities and then smaller ones. We got this centralization thing. So there is everyone from villages around Guingamp here

>>77621209
I'm not Pastore you fucker. He's obviously on the bench and there is no way I could browse /sp/ on my phone there.

>>77621289
Neymar never was a goalscorer like messi. Creating space and being creative is his natural role

>>77621245

very small town but somehow they have football tradition

Post French slags, m8s

>>77621245
There are bigger towns in the area, and the people really love the sport. It's kind of like how Villarreal only have a population of 50,000 but their stadium has 30,000 seats.

>>77620774
yes to schalke

>Believing PSG will win
lol

>>77621329
Ben Arfa maybe ? No way he spent so much time watching the games without doing something else on his phone

>>77621245
>the state (town) of French football

>>77621336

doing meme tricks for YT compilations is what he's best in

>>77621241
I used to but they became shit 1000x ads + shit. Don't want to risk turning off my ad blocker.

that away kit is a disgrace

Let's be real, the French league is the same standard as.. league one? Over here, maybe low tier championship.

So given neymars price tag, what is a realistic target to say he hasn't flopped this season?

I'd say AT LEAST 65 goals (in all comps) and PSG to the CL final

>>77620774
Probably. I wonder if he'll end up at Tottenham, they could use a player like him, they can pay high fees, and he would be a guaranteed starter.

>guingamp have come closer to scoring
lol

>>77621398

Monaco beat city and tottenham last season

>>77621395

7:1 was a disgrace

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>>77621379
Don't mock our towns, they are lovely.
>>77621418
Guingamp beat PSG last year

>>77621398
>Let's be real, the French league is the same standard as.. league one? Over here, maybe low tier championship.

Monaco mopped the floor with Arsenal and Spurs, and PSG are still miles ahead of any English club.

>>77621245
Guingamp is in Britain (Bretagne), a region passionnate about football.
Britain has plenty of big clubs (Rennes, Lorient, Brest, etc.) and produces plenty of quality white players

>Neymar
>£200m

Let's list players that would have scored by now, I'll start: Lukaku

FUCK SHIT CUNT NEYMAR IS A BITCH

>>77621398
>English Football
>Good

Pick one

Why there are so many unnecessary letters in every french word? In Polish you can use 4 to spell Gęgą and it's the same sound. Get yourself some better letters frogboys.

>>77621361
>slags
>french

Mean slugs?

>>77621398
>ligue 1
>league one

Lol no

>>77621289
>wants to be top goal scorer.
That's Cavani's job.

>nerman already flopping left and right
lmao

>>77621447
Rppney

>Cavani and Di Maria

the fuck are these cheap knock offs

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>>77621361

>>77621443
Ummm Guingamp is in France sweetie.

>>77621443
It's Brittany not Britain lad

>>77621135
thanks!

Anyone watching the Spanish Bein link ?

Who the fuck is the guy with the French accent? His voice sounds familiar for some reason

>>77621447
Okazaki

>>77621443
>what is Monaco / Manchester City in CL last year

this lesbian lady always argues with the ref

>>77621447
mbrappé

NEY

>>77621447
Morata

>>77621398
>league one

And Championship is better than la Liga ? Fuck off

>>77621528

MAN

Nasser got scammed

i can't believe how shit is neymar

Man this maybe-Welsh commentator is a mong

nerman out

draxler in

>200 million for the brazilian lingard

>>77621447
arda turan

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So, who Guing/a/mp here?

Post your homeboard, lads

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>thiago motta is still playing
>at a top club even

The monkey is rushing too much

>>77621575
It's a shame if Neymar push Draxler out, he did great last season. Sell Di Maria, Lucas idk

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>>77621582

>expensive player doesn't score 5 goals in the first ten minutes of the game
HURR DURR HE SHIT
So this is the famous /sp/ banter, eh?
kys faggots

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>>77621613
>Nerman
>500 billions dollars
>0 goal

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>>77621600
/pol/ here

my board is a shithole right now

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>>77621515
don't talk shit about Verratti, she's a world class player and I loved her in Black Swan

>>77621613
20 minutes la

>>77621609
I think the issue is that draxler's the only one who will sell for enough

>cant even score against a bunch of french farmers and horticulturists

Complete fraud

what part of Gwinn Gamp are you from guys?

Being a monkey is your natural role >>77621336

>>77621600
/sp/ born and bred lad

>>77621595
lifelong

> Soon we'll have Cavani, Moneymar, Di Maria, Pastore, M'Bappé, Draxler, Lucas and Guedes for 3 spots

Weird how Nasser started great to just go full Man City this year.

>>77621634
there is blood in your hands

>>77621647
Thanks!

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>100 trillion euros
>0 (zero) goals

>>77621575

draxler i not even on the bench. Are PSG really trying to get rid of him? Can't believe that, he didn't do that bad last season

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Ligue 1 is still the same old shit, I see...

>>77621639
Di Maria could make good money, no ?

>le 200m man

Juventus 0 - 1 Lazio

Just sayin'

>>77621174
yeah, he was great last week. I hope he doesn't get injured again, we need him to go to the wc

>>77621600
/sp/ de la cuna al cajón vieja

>>77621634
>right now

I can smell you from here.

>>77621659
di maria is a snake and bad for team morale he should be sold to china

>>77621686
that new logo marks the end of juve

>>77621600
/lit/

>>77621600
/sp/

>>77621659
they should bring Leonardo back,they had intelligent recruitment when he was there

>>77621600
Perú shitposts in ALL the boards

>le cost over 200m but cant complete a 5m pass to your mate without pressure man

What the fuck is this ABP? I tought you guys just wanted to fuck with Manchester customers by shitposting about Pogba. There's hardly any PS fans so... It was jealousy all along?

Hope PSG kept the receipt

What part of Guingamp are you from mes amis ?

What was that corner kick? I though this guy was the whole package..

>>77621447
pedro

>>77621600
spuh

>>77621678
Nigga just returned last week, of course he's not going to play this early

say it with me

NO
REFUND

>>77621634
What happened to /pol/?

>>77621600
/his/

>>77621733
Elsaß-Lothringen

>>77621742
a jew ran over a jew with a car and now people are shitposting

>>77621600

spee and fit

>>77621447
Hegazi

Those fucking flicks everywhere

>>77621739
but Neymar does though

>>77621742
that car murderer had a bunch of pol memes on his facebook

>>77621600
Used to be spee but now I am /n/.

>>77621756
link please

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>>77621600
/co/ here

>>77621717
/sp/ is very negative and will feed on any opportunity to shit on successful/rich clubs, athletes, managers

>>77621600
/a/ and /mu/ kpg

>le hold the ball for longer than necessary 200m man

FLOPMAR XDDD

>>77621780
its all over the news here just search "charlottesville"

>>77621600
/hbg/

>>77621770
>muh falseflag
I bet some of them might even believe it

>>77621769
Neymar played a pre-season even though it was with Barça, Draxler didn't

LELMAR

>>77621770
>car murderer
lmao

>200m for the slightly darker coutinho

>>77621634
/pol/ is unreadable at the moment tbqh. When shit like those protests happen it's a window into how many paranoid mentally ill people post there. Trump bombing the Syria base was the same.

That guingamp backheel tho

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>>77621804
thx lad

>we must save the white race
>runs over other white people with a 3 ton landbarge

this has no logic. either way have some tits

where will nerman go after he flops at psg?

>>77621717
>player break transfer record get attention from shitposter
I wonder why

>>77621876
Stoke

>>77621876
putfire

JUST

>>77621787
This guy gets it. /sp/ is just a board of vicious cunts looking to take everyone down.

>>77621876
west ham

>>77621876
China

>>77621447
Sam Vokes

boring af

>>77621876
LA Galaxy

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>>77621926
maybe if you threw some money on the game it would become more exciting

>>77621926

Is it the first time you watch PSG games ?
11 man behind, it's been like that for 4 years

>>77621876
Mls

>tfw don't have enough liquor to get perfectly drunk
>tfw too drunk to drive to the liquor store to buy more

This is hell

*flops*

tfw you make the perfect pass but a shit cb is on the end of it

>completes a simple cross
>"WOW THAT'S WORLD CLASS!!!"

>>77621876
2 years from now he'll be the best player in the world and /sp/ will pretend that they always rated him

>>77621955
kek

>>77620695
Im not gonna watch their league because of Neymar.

Not even Ibra and Joey Barton could make me watch their league

>>77621876
EPL->Serie A->Brasileirão->China->MLS->Brasileirão

>>77620774
NO!
Di Maria and Cavani are

kek i have bets on neymar to score 2 or more, and one with assist

SAVE ME REF

Ya memed me into watching this shit league and now look

>>77621950
How do you run out of liquor? I think I have enough of the good stuff to kill myself a dozen times anyday.

>>77621990
Just fluffed it. He'll get 1 assist to Cavani and ZERO goals

>poomar

>leave the ball alone
>then dive
the state of di maria

what happened to that nigger right back that insulted zlatan? he was good

>divemar

coco>nerman
>>77622040
trying to sell him

>>77622040
Language.

>He made the boat gimick

>>77622040
Aurier ? Still here, maybe they will sell him, maybe Meunier

Hi fellas. Has Nerman scored yet?

>>77622066
sorry, I mean afro-french

>>77622036
>dive
you never leave your seat don't you?

Boot I mean

>nerman without messi and suarez
oh look it's fucking nothing

>Cavani
>"let me tee you up lad"

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lmao

>>77622086
yes twice

>>77622094
speak english mate

>>77622027
yeah i don't believe it either, one assist my happen

>>77622101
neymar is actually playing pretty solid but everyone else has been shit

>Cavani

>>77622092
he's just French now that he shaved his afro

>>77622040
going to man united, reunited with ibra.
He insulted blanc and said he was zlatan's bitch

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>Caveman
>DiMarcria
Yes this is what you have to work with, Nerman

well

at least he doesn't dab you guys

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>>77622117

>>77622141
He's Ivorian though, at least regarding his NT.

HALF TIME FAP TIME

WONDERFUL DELIVERY FROM NEYMAR ABSOLUTELY WORLD CLASS

>>77622119
On a burmese ravioli making board?

>going from Messi/Suarez to Cavani/DiMaria

Why are monkeys such sellouts?

Lukaku would EAT those bretons alive and their crepes too

is spuh ever right about anything?

>200 million for a job scoring Cuadrado

*yawns* I'm going to watch • Nemanja Matic vs West Ham • 13/08/17 • Passes & Skills •

flop of the century, lads

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did they really expect him to live up to his pricetag?

>>77621076
Schweinsteiger was literally the first one.

ROONEY SCORED BY THIS POINT NERMAN ETERNALLY OVERSHADOWED

>THE GUILLOTINE OF GUINGAMP

so we gonna switch over to classico or what?

>>77621958
Yeah BT are wanking over every little thing he does, kind of funny. This stuff was the norm for him at Barca

>>77622183
I'd take crepes over waffles anytime though

Lukaku > Neymar

>>77622212
barca are just shit compared to real madrid nowadays its not worth watching

>>77622211
I am yeah

Sorry Neymar, I've got to stop watching, there's a proper game coming on. You might have heard of it, it's called El Clasico? Nothing personal kid.

*flies away*

Man countryside french town sounds comfy as fuck, wondet if they already have immigrants ruining those places too.

this is a typical nerman game, but by now messi and suarez had created some goals

Cavani struggles so much with the ball

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>Electronic Arts de Guingamp still hasn't been obliterated

if I were sheik al kebabi, i'd ask a refund tqhfamalam

>>77622212

Neymar could have played against Madrid now but he chose to take on mighty Guingamp KEK

>>77622200
didn't they have a german meme goalkeeper back in the black and white era?

reminder that it took neymar 6 games in the lelga to score

I support Marseille, but Neymar is unironically having a good game

>>77622247
twitter tier post

>>77622252
Very few niggers and arabs in rural Brittany, that's why they're hardcore leftists btw

>>77622252
Not much

kek, every time i see cavani playing like shit, i remember what Aurier said. " if you lost money on the game, go ask cavani to pay them back"

>>77622295
You've got leftists in your countrysides?!

>>77622295
Yeah that's why the FN has a famously rural vote, because of their exposure to loads of migrants in countryside towns

>>77622295
Lot of nigger and arabs in Marseille, still pretty lefty

>Di Failia instead of Draxler
>Motta and Areola starting
I want to get of memery ride.

>a PSG matchthread on sp
>people actually discussing PSG
signing nerman has had its desired effect 2bh

Where is Draxler?

>no webms
>just pol talk
how can you browse that board but when something "concerning" politics actually happens you faggots bail

I want to go to France. What regions have less niggers and arabs like Bretagne?

>Emery

>>77622348
having his medical in Dortmund

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>>77622212
>>77622247

n-no wait guys

>>77622344
This.

>>77622339
I literally don't understand either why Draxler is not playing. If they sell him instead of Di Maria thrn nothing is reddemable in this club

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This thread is unironically partial proof that Nerman will earn his $222mio back via new viewers and merch sales, hot damn

>>77622339
This. The team seems to be slow as fuck with them.

I hope Nasser drop some cash in MMMbop and Fabinho desu

>>77622357

just stay away from big cities Paris Toulouse Lyon Marseilles Lille and you'll be ok

>>77622357

You have a serious problem if you are ready to miss some of the best places of a country just to avoid non white people.

Anyway don't worry, everywhere you will go will be more white than the USA

>>77622357
We don't want you there motherfucker.

>>77622357
Southwest

>>77622378
He's on extended rest after confed

City did the same thing with B. Silva

>>77622409
t. mouloud

>>77622357
Well, Bretagne. And the south west. West in general actually. And the east. Well, anywhere except the north (Like the real top), Paris and Marseille or other big cities

>>77622390
everyone is illegally streaming it tho

>>77622357
But anyway we don't have any issues with Blacks here, they're all well integrated except maybe in some suburbs
And Arabs are okay overall. And like anon said >>77622400
even Paris must be whiter than your average city

>>77622444
Not everyone, my friend. Espee is just a small sample of attracted viewers, there's a lot of normies that bought 24hr Ligue 1 viewing rights, for example. Not to mention shirts, sponsorship deals, etc etc.

>>77610644
>>77610644
>>77610644
>>77610644
>>77610644

new thread

>>77620695
>Thiago Mota

What year is this?

> People are unironically telling an American to visit Bretagne

Its like you want him to try how spit flavoured crepes taste like

>>77622495
I'm actually originally from Australia. Everywhere is more blacks than I'm used to.

>>77622521
Well done lad

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off to the Clasico, bye bye frogfaggots and enjoy Gaymar playing against mighty Guingamp KEK

>>77622521
>watching Barcelona
Paulinho transfer is the ultimate proof that the club is now irrelevant

>>77622557
Less yellow then ?
Anyway, no real reason to have an issue with minorites in France except in some Suburbs I guess. France is really nice overall

en avant guingamp

>>77622521
sad!

>>77622628
>"L'en avant guingamp"

I'm not a PSG fan but fuck Brittany and fuck EA Guingamp

we /classico/ now

you may join us

>>77622669
What the fuck do you have against Brittany ?
How anyone could have anything against Brittany at all ?

so this is the power of ligue 1?

>>77622716

Parisian ""britons"" are probably the most annoying minority in the whole city

>the county of nerman

>>77622716
>Everything spawned by brittany has to be likeable
They're the Irish of France

Well fuck this I'm switching to Barca Real too

WEW

>>77622716
I can understand why a Frenchman would hate Brittany due to how annoying they can be but an italian hating on them is strange.

>>77622798
hehe good, good

I HOPE PSG KEPT THEIR RECEIPT

WELCOME TO LIGUE 1 NEYMAR AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


5 YEARS

>la ligue 1 conforama

BASED IKOKO NERMAN EXPOSED

>>77622716
How anyone could hate a rainy seaweed swamp covered by a cloud of stinky manure being pumped in by the thousands of industrial pig and poultry farms? That makes no sense.

OWN GOAL > Neymar

No more stat padding against Las Palmas, Neymar.

>that monger gk

women_basketball.webm

""""Ligue"""" """""1"""""

GOAL FOR GUINGAMP

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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THE STATE OF LIQUE 1 JUSTIN BRIDOU

LEL

>>77622716
You britons are stingy scums. Also no one gives a shit about your "language".

Also, your team just conceded

>>77622768
What do they do ? They're hipsters ?
>>77622784
They just seem pretty nice and overall irrevelant, why would you hate them ?
>>77622817
Are they ?

>Guinguamp

HAHAHAHA THE STATE OF YOUR LEAGUE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you gotta be kidding me

nooo

what happened???

>The Sinner of En Avant de Guingamp

Jesus Christ, Paulistão is a better competition than Ligue 1.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I TRIED WATCHING UR LEAGUE AND THIS IS WHAT I GET

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