Newcastle vs Tottenham Official Match Thread 2

eplel

Way to link, no link

united have it half in the bag

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*Intercepts your through ball*

let's talk about football

where will Tottenham finish this season?

>de gay

Remember when Sperm fans pretend that their little club is more relevant than Arsenal?

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for me its Aqib Dieri al-Spursi

>tfw your random shitpost gets you banned
>tfw Australia and Malaysia can post porn throughout several match threads with no consequences

Unexpected Lee Dixon on this American stream

>>77615315
*lies about age*

0-0 draw

>>77615321
5th, I think. They'll be just as good as last season but everyone else improved dramatically.

>>77615318
strasbourg/lille game is fucking fantastic

>>77615321
6th
Can't not strengthen and expect to do as well

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Who /hightest/ here?

>>77615330
>it's the Indonesian with a hate-boner for Tottenham

Missed you buddy

>>77615345
literally beached

>>77615345
Would not smash.

How many players will the spuds kill this season?

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Looks like st.james park pitch too big for Spurs memepress

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Rebacking tottenheeb coldsores

Let's take a moment and figure out what happened here

>>77615298

OP are you manually typing out post numbers?

>>77615345
somebody get greenpeace to throw some water on her or she'll die

Can't wait until >we lose points here and then >we still don't spend and then >we get 6th place

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>strasbourg/lille game is fucking fantastic

>>77615315
looking at this picture, I tried for a minute to remember where does the German winger Jules Mbemba plays, before remembering he doesn't exist as he's just a regen in my FM17 save.
Please send help

Remember to ignore and report illegal content.

>>77615371
I derped and forgot how to link.

The most exciting aspect of this match is going to be when the line ups for the next game come up on the screen.

>>77615384

Why don't brit girls have any ass?

>>77615393
unironically me

>>77615366
spurms ride their luck far too much out of WHL

Logan is an awful movie, I don't get the hype at all

GANNIN ALONG THE SCOTSWOOD ROOOOOAD
TO SEE THE BLAYDON RACES

how is merino doing?

>>77615409
cause muh emotions

>>77615413
He's not kicked a ball yet Hans

Harry Kane should literally just take an extended holiday in August.

>>77615409
its a good road movie

>>77615413
on the bench, might not even be involved because spurs played murderball and rafa only has 1 sub left

>>77615344
yes fuck off you will get in the way
fucking hate it when girls do this shit, I can have something I enjoy that doesn't involve you for fucks sake

what has happened to grant hanley?

*drinks beer*

>>77615409
>he watches capeshit

There's your problem.

>>77615429
Sold him, he couldn't cut it last year.

How is that a yellow on Kane? Clean on the ball tbdesu. baka

Newcastle's pitch looks massive, how big is it?

Maybe it's why the spuds can't play their meme pressing game on it

>>77615427
God you're a fucking alpha male

>>77615434
who did he move to ?

>>77615431
cunt my NEETbux don't come in till tuesday

>>77615340
Liverpool, Arsenal, and Chelsea didn't

Lmao that refball

Of the movies I've gone to see that I can recall in the past few months...

Dunkirk > Planet of the Apes > Guardians of the Galaxy 2 > Spiderman > Logan

I'm going to the bar. My round. Who wants what?

>>77615409

maybe cause you are too young to enjoy a dadcore flick

REFBALL

MUG OFF MONJO JONJO.

Levy paying the referee

LOOK AT ME I'M THE REFEREE

EVERYONE TALK ABOUT ME

>>77615442
They literally have

>shelvey

HAHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>77615445
pint of landlord please m8

JUSTICE

>Shitvey

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>the ref has red carded someone out of boredom

>>77615434
He's not gone yet I thought

>SHELVEY

>Dele Alli

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am i british now

idiot

what a bald fucking idiot

lmao how the fuck is shelvey so consistently retarded

Shelveys a fucking mong

SHELGAY KEK

fucking Alli

>>77615445
Get me a 40oz of Colt 45 and a swisher

What happened the last time Newcastle got a red vs Spurs?

RED RED RED

>>77615465
GOAT mug

>no kane red
no surprise w/ that cunt club

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>>77615441
>Why yes, I don't have a job

Clear red

>>77615445
Pint of Absolution, my good man

Oh fucking dear

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kek

still an 0-0 draw

>>77615465
good lad

>tfw Shelvey is in my FF team

Serves me right I guess

what an idiot

if you're gonna stamp on the cunt at least make sure you injure him no? fucking cancer patients i swear

Baldlets, when will they learn?

>>77615480
ty its my favourite (its ugly but i hate small mugs)

>you now remember Tiote is dead

>>77615488
injure alli

>>77615445
What Ales have they got on tap, mate?

What a stupid dirty fucking cunt
Fucking deserved it as well stupid twat
Shelvey is a cancer wherever he goes

>>77615489
>an

>>77615465

Pretty much

What did he do, I'm at a festival so can't watch the match

welp, game's over

>>77615483
t. tottenshit cocksucker

>>77615445
Ladyboy please mate

>>77615491
What were you thinking lad?

What a fucking retard

>getting sent off for a gay tiny little stamp

He may as well have kicked bamedele in the head

1st week and what, 3 red cards already I believe?

andre mariner always has the best reaction faces

Once a Jack, always a Jack I suppose.

It's ok Newcastle were playing with then men too anyway

Harry cuck!

>>77615445
pint of peroni brother

soft as fuck, how the ref know it was intentional.

>>77615502
Calm down la it was just a stupid thing to do, not like he's killed someone

I hate stamping but I hate that smug cunt Alli more.

He should've been yellow carded for kicking the ball away too.

>>77615510
I needed money for Rooney lel

Sissoko suck where my son

>>77615505
>at a festival
You nearly got me m8

>letting that cheeky cunt alli get under your skin

fucking idiots taking the bait

>THE CITY-STATE OF HARRY KANE

Remember when Shelvey sperged out at Fergie after getting sent off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJns1EepSZU

Too bad the video cuts before Fergie starts laughing.

>>77615530
I am at a festival lmao

Harry Kane, best striker in the world

>Sperm getting refball in their favour

Nothing to see guys, move along.

FUCK sake Kane, give me my FPL points you cunt

>Kekne

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>Kane missed a sitter

>>77615482
you don't either you are always here

>>77615523
I'm a bit upset
It's less what he did than the fact that it clearly is going to be noticed, get a reaction, and get him sent off, and now he's probably ruined the game for the whole team

They are trying to kill Alli
Good game desu

>>77615505
Stood on Alli's ankle, clearly deliberate and about 5 feet from the ref

Complete thick cunt move

the red card was actually because the ref was worried his cancer might be contagious

>>77615542
>touch English """talent"""
>get booked

hmmmm

Aguero>jesus>Costa>lacameme>lukaku>kane>memerata

Imo

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>tfw Slowly realizing I should have picked Lukaku instead of Kane for FPL

end of the season kane would have buried that

>>77615565

good post

I have Shelvey and Kane in my fantasy team. What else can go wrong?

>>77615566
Don't worry, the game after this will be a 0-0 shit game as well

Shelvey can't help it, you have to remember he did play for Loserpool.

Stop trying to injure Dele just because of his muslim roots you racists

>>77615554
I'm never here earlier than four pm, because that's when I usually get off work

Shelvey is fucking retarded

>>77615566
Oh what you're going to punch me because of your choice hahaha kek

I remember when /sp/ told me that Spurs were a good side

i blame mike ashley, if he would just give rafa 200m to buy some CL quality players this wouldnt have happened

>the city of tottenshit jammycunts

>>77615572
second yellow for kane confirmed

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>>77615566
you dun goofd

>outsmarted by bamidele

keks on you jojo

>>77615539
why??

>poocastle

I can't believe we've already lost three players for next week.

If Harry Kane was in Eastenders he'd be called Barry Kane.

what kind of a name is jonjo anyway?

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>>77615572

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>kan

>>77615583
i blame rafa, he must've gotten memed into thinking shelvey was half decent based on beating some championship teams, when he could've played literally anybody else

Any webm on red card?

>>77615594
10/10

What does Kane do all summer to make him so shit in August?

>>77615601
Janssen would've buried that

>>77615599
Really need the name of this one.

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>>77615572
>>77615600
*Blocks your path*

>>77615600
>captaining fabregas

Why though

>>77615596
chav name

>>77615601
Or you could just give the keeper credit

Ignore the flag

>>77615529
rare
a
r
e

>>77615532
to be fair, i'd also take any chance to hurt that degenerate faggot

similar with lingard

>>77615578
what do you do?

how the fuck is sissoko even starting over son

PRAISE THE SON!

>>77615601
shouldn't have gone with the power, keeper was way too close.

I told you, son for sissoko watch us win now

Sissoko is useless in such narrow spaces. Bring in Son and Winks

>>77615630
>us

>>77615624
Players often score against their old clubs. If he can't do it here he never will.

wtf gareth bale is in the man utd team today

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77615599
>>77615570
>>77615619
sauce on this semen demon, for school research purposes

How the fuck did Sissoko get a start?

>>77615611
breath through his nose

>>77615622
me too, but i'd wait until the ref wasnt staring directly at him

>>77615617
He's a pikey ain't he?

>>77615601
This isn't the easy chance you mongs made it out to be.

Lmao who is this anime guy

>>77615630
I believe too, fellow spursfag.

Send on Mitrovic, he'll show you a real stamp.

>>77615623
It's kind of difficult to explain, but it's aquaculture/fish farming related

is it true that most fifa kids don't even watch games these days they just watch highlights?

>>77615529
Am i noob to ask where this guy is from?

>>77615616
at home vs burnley where he is pretty much the only creative force and taking all set pieces inc penalties? what could go wrong, it's guaranteed assists and maybe a goal...

>>77615643
Being put in the shop window for a transfer
Now his value is even lower

>>77615655
Do you fuck the fish anon

>>77615643

to agitate his former team, it's all part of poch's masterplan

>>77615643
I think Poch though Newcastle would player higher on the pitch like they did at the beginning of the match

>>77615655
right, you're a fish fucker

Where's mah boi Janssen!?

>>77615642
takes me back

>>77615663
Exactly, you need to hide how shit he is if anything

>>77615655
so it's fishing?

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>>77615666
Every day

>>77615655
I was going to ask if it was that as a joke, is that all you people do over there?

>>77615601

>looks to see where the keeper is
>smashes it straight at him

remember when sissoko outclassed pogba at the euros lol

lmao this is so predictable

gg Alli you cheeky faggot

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http://www.goal.com/en-au/news/4146/england/2012/09/24/3397769/where-i-come-from-people-dont-grass-others-up-shelvey-points

Based

Pele Allidiniho!

This is the point where Newcastle starts getting tired and roll over to Poch's pressing meme.

DELI!

Good run made

based alli tap in from a lobbed pass

BASED ALI

Wtf is manquillo doing

He's just jogging after alli

get fucked newcastle cunts

eriksen to barca when?

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FUCK YEAH BOY! GIVE ME THOSE FPL POINTS CAPTAIN ALLI

Game over lads

>internet is australia is so poo that my "official" stream was a minute behind my score app

fucking alli

Kane with a pre-assist

>Poocastle

ayy

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>people itt who picked kane before alli in their FPL team

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WE'VE GOT DELI ALLI.

Why dont Barca buy Alli? He's 10 times better than Memeinho

Forget Coutinho , Barca should steal Dele

Sigh...

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>>77615682
Oil and fish la.

Fucking nigger jew

>>77615714

You changed your tune!

>spuds need two kills and a red to win against a championship team

HMMM

>>77615727
>>77615731
samefag

>>77615726
not for long kek

>based eriksen
get fucked shelvey you voldemort looking fuck

Yes this is why Ericksen is best AM in the league.

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How do you like this team?

>>77615679
No, not at all

>>77615682
Pretty much now that oil's out. It's a pretty sustainable project though, as long as >we figure out how to use algae to produce feed for the fish instead of other species of fish and/or plants from above the ocean.

>have to wait another week for a chance for toon not to be total shit
I've missed this

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Who /genius/ here?

>>77615733
>unclassified transactions
hmmmmmm

They're winning the league desu

>>77615747
JUST

>pushing a child from a broken home

Disgusting.

>>77615747

>what were you even thinking edition

>>77615727
Who's replaced neymar?

>sub sissoko
>win

Pooch is a genious

That push

>>77615759
SKIP AHEAD A LITTLE PLEASE

>>77615759
Just give me her name cunt.

SHUT UP ABOUT FUCKING FANTASY FUCKING FOOTBALL NOBODY CARES IF YOU SHOULD HAVE PICKED SOMEONE ELSE OR SOMEONE SCORED WHOS ON YOUR STUPID FUCKING TEAM
ITS A GAME FOR PLASTIC AMERICANS WHO CHEER OPPOSING PLAYERS, FUCK OFF AND MAKE A THREAD FOR IT YOU UTTER CUNTS

>>77615762
Like Jesus and Kane were bad chioices?

>>77615773
Kane in August is a bad choice

>>77615771
this

>>77615771
Spergasaurus.

>>77615771
Fuck off retard

>>77615771
>not running a cheeky FF league with the lads

Pathetic

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>>77615771
You seem... upset

Reminder that Janssen is a better team player than Kane and that Kane was a lazy cunt all preseason.

>>77615771
Just stood up and applauded this post.

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anyone got webm of goal? missed it

>>77615771
Agreed.

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>>77615771
who invited this guy?

>>77615771
You must genuinely have no friends

>>77615771
It makes you more interested in meme matches.

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>>77615771
s-sorry dad, j-just trying to have some fun with the l-lads

Kane WILL score today
Or I will post gf nudes

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>>77615771
i have dele as captain m8

>>77615771
excellent post

fuck americans

>>77615795

It's here >>77615794 la. You're welcome

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>>77615794
>>77615795

>>77615794
>eplel
>what is defending
kek

>>77615794
>the power of sunderland reject defending

>>77615801
show me the dick

another season of the hotsperms putting the pressure on

>>77615811
>saudi arabia
>what is not funding terrorists
kek

>Ben Davies scores

MAN THE BOATS! MAN THE BOATS! SOUND THE ALARM!

>>77615824
yes i would definitely do that

DAVIES?!

>replacement for Neymar
>being such a pleb you actually think Barcelona are looking at Eriksen as a replacement for Neymar

>poocastle poonited

>the city of Rose

It's ogre

>>77615824
No, I would start lazering hers to fit in with me.

>>77615802
TALK ABOUT IT WITH YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS THEN

Nice sequence

>>77615808
hey now, we're mostly still asleep cant be that bad

>post yfw rafa is sacked and big sam comes back and saves the toon from relegation.

which team are supposed to be better than spurs again? chelsea? realistically, they are the only threat on the way to the 1st place.

Alli deserves to be playing at a big club

Another quality goal, started slow but I'm impressed after this game.

Let's go for 1st lads.

>>77615843
I would rather get relegated

Oh yeah Davies.

Just following in Stampy G's footsteps la'.

>tfw game starts in 1 hour and i've only drank 1 beer

I'm not anywhere near the right condition to attend a game now, I need to be buzzed or else I'll be too embarrassed to sing

>>77615845
city
chelsea are imploding

>stream died just before goal
It's better this way
If >we only lose by 3 goals it's a decent result desu

>>77615824
>already having tattoos
unironically can't even fathom being this braindead t b h

>>77615845
united and city have strengthened their squads significantly

spurs are such a reddit club

if jonjo didn't get booked this wouldn't of happened

glad we got rid of him

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>POOCASTLE

>>77615861
t. Pekka Korhonen

>>77615854
this

Manure if lucky too

>>77615861
this is such a 4chan comment

>>77615853
I'm the exact same honestly

>>77615861
arsenal is actually peak reddit

>>77615865
finally, ffs

Sunderland are smashing Norwich 3-0 at Carrow Road.

Dark day for the equinebrawlers.

Remember Newcastle fans, you have to watch Pardew and Souness talk about this game as well.

>>77615876
this

>>77615853
Yeah, I operate on four pint minimum for going to the football. It's really odd going completely sober.

>>77615866
what is he doing now?

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Apologize.

>>77615873
>american chanting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPwLncJDDss

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>>77615865

>spurs fans getting a moment of delusion before the crushing reality of no signings and playing at Wembley really sets in
Wouldn't have it any other way

>Women's rugby world cup
I can't imagine anyone gives a single fuck

>>77615893
Those are Canadians you idiot

>>77615881
No I don't, I can turn it off

>>77615824
You shouldn't base your relationship on superficial shit like that, anon. You either share an emotional connection with her, or you don't, simple as.

So only saw the result, how did Spuds play?

>>77615894
this i'm waiting for the big dong to appear

What the fuck

Have we given up then, taking off the only striker

Why

>>77615904
What're you, gay?

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>>77615902
Is there a difference?

>All that reject in West Ham XI

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>Oneitis got engaged

If I were Janssen I'd be jumping on my seat demanding a sub.

Rest Kane, christ.

>>77615889
Pundit

>>77615923
Canadians are from canada, americans are from the USA

>>77615922
Kek

>>77615929
Kane wants his golden boot again, he won't come off against 10 men

>>77615918
he's parking the bus

>>77615922
im almost there

>Darlow didn't get the #1 shirt
Wow

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>>77615957
We're saving it for a good keeper

>>77615918
perez is a false 9 la

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>>77615287
COME ON UNITED

DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

COME ON UNITED

DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

>Dembele, drop of the hips - a trademark of his
i invented dropping hips. how do i sue dembele for copyright violation.

>>77615945

LMFAO

>>77615960
That touch by Alli was fantastic

>>77615946

I hear you but he won't get it playing full tilt 90 mins a game and injuring his cyborg ankles.

>>77615902
what about this

https://twitter.com/kellierowe/status/887464241531420678

>>77615967
He's the falsest 9 I've ever seen, the cunt is allergic to the box