Do you watch our league?

Yes your YouTube channel is based. Every league should put match highlights online on monday

>>77612228
Nah.

Should I?

>>77612240
Plenty of 0-0s, 0-1s and 1-0s

>>77612260
Like a true league should be.

Pls watch our league

Id rather watch the paint dry in the empty seats of the superior poortuguese Liga Nos.

bit sick of poorupeeans appropriating our "please watch our sport" gimmick unironically

>>77612348
I'm a bit sick of Australians unironically complaining about other nations shitposting.

'no'

>>77612228
yeah. hoping strasbourg survive this season

RIP Bastia, they were truly /ourguys/

Nope

Monaco losing everyone made me even less interested

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For me, it's the metz

>>77612238
This tbqh. Making both those channels (en & fr) was the best decision they've made in a long time

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Please support our club
We got a difficult start of season, we need your help

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>>77612999
Also it's a good way to avoid Canal+'s shitty show

>>77613022
Have you been to yesterday's game?
I've arrived to Caen quite recently, how is the ambience in Malherbe?

>>77613052
>Malherbe
I mean d'Ornano, fuck me

>>77613068
I am in vacation right now so I wasn't at the stadium yesterday but d'Ornano is usually nearly always full, the Normandy Kop makes most of the noise though
It's a comfy little stadium

I don't

>>77613103
>d'Ornano is usually nearly always full
That's what I've been told. Is it difficult to get tickets without a subscription?

>>77612228
It was unwatchable the last 20 years.
Since 3 years, it's better.
Maybe in 5 years in will be great.

>>77613119
For big matches like PSG or Monaco without subscription you've got to be pretty fast to buy a ticket online
Otherwise you'll find pretty easily on their website few days before the match

>>77613154
Aight thanks
I guess I'll try going to see Nice (which is where I come from) in november. I guess it's considered a big game now though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0if8jA3Qxxo

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>barcelona preparing to take on RM tonight, the greatest club team of our generation

>nerman preparing to take on Guingamp, worse than englands championship teams

excellent career move

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Who /AJ Auxerre/ here?

>>77613103
Pretty friendly and cool atmosphère 2bh
But I fear that we won't make it this year. Ligue euh has become more competative, it's a good thing, but not for Malherbe survival

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>>77612228
Yes, met this team in my hotel in Monaco, were pretty nice guys. Lifelong since Oct 2016 here.

Watching right now

Strasbourg are getting refballed desu

>>77612228
Nope

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>>77613022
tu ne le sais pas encore, mais tu es déjà relégué

>>77612483
good taste

so bielsas players are already breaking...

jumped over to the ligue 1 game after falling asleep during newcastle spurs

vive la racing (are football clubs male or female?)

>>77615595
depends on the name of the club, but I can't think of any feminine ones.

>>77615656
so it'd be vive le racing?

>watching a league worse than the Russian league

Why would I do that

>>77615672
yes, but you gotta pronounce racing with a french accent.

>>77615672
or does allez le racing make more sense? this is important for my fm18 strasbourg save

>watching the african league

>>77615689
>French accent

Lmfao what else? Pronounce it with a lisp? Faggot

So are they trying to force out our boy Drax now?
He didn't even make the team ;_;

>>77612228
I only have time for one meme league

>>77615744
>our boy
i thought he was an ungrateful kid and you hated him over the Rhin

>>77615758
Is that the Russian league with your boy Quincy Promes tearing it up?

>>77612228
Conforama won the best sponsorship deal ever, buy the naming while our league is shite, now clubs getting bigger, and they get the image of a great company while they're still middle tier in France

>>77615763
I don't blame him for not wanting to play for fuckin Wolfsburg anymore, he made a poor decision leaving >Schalke, though.
Don't really understand why he wouldn't even make the team, especially playing mostly against fuckin grape farmers, PSG clearly want to force him out since Neymar plays in the same position. He's a greedy littlecunt alright, still he needs regular football before the WC

>>77615821
>Schalke

>>77615595
It's >>77615595 says, it depends on the name of club.
Typically, words like "Olympique", "Stade", "Club", "Racing", "Sporting", "Cercle", "Élan" are masculine
Words like "Jeunesse", "Association" or "Amicale" are feminine

Le Stade Toulousain
"Le" Olympique Lyonnais
Le Club Sportif Sedan Ardennes
Le Racing 92
Le (former) Sporting Club de Bastia
Le Cercle Saint-Pierre de Limoges
"Le" Élan Sportif Chalonnais

La Jeunesse Sportive de Nanterre
"La" Association Sportive de Villeurbanne et Lyon
"La" Association Sportive Montferrandaise Clermont Auvergne
"La" Amicale Laïque de Dinan
La Jeanne d'Arc de Dijon
La Chorale de Roanne

>>77615776
no it's the eredivisie
can't believe promes hasn't been picked up by a bigger club though

>>77615837
>Le (former) Sporting Club de Bastia
RIP

and cheers for the explanation

I'm gonna watch Nerman. If he doesn't score, I'll never watch again.

>>77615844
one Dolberg to Monaco plizz

>>77615863
Nerman will be Falcao'd by a 18 years old irrelevant youngster straight from the accademy, whose only purpose will be to do that before returning to his youth team and be forever forgotten.

>>77615968
>Nerman will be Falcao'd by a 18 years old irrelevant youngster straight from the academy, whose only purpose will be to do that before returning to the congo

FTFY

>>77615863
Yeah, basically that. But if the Ligue 1 is at the same level of the Brasileirão then Neymar will easily destroy everything in its path there, the problem will be at the CL, but seeing the team PSG is forming, it looks like they'll have a really good CL next year.

holy shit come can you fuck up that bad

>>77615862
also if it starts w/ a vowel you don't put "le/la" but l'

l'OL, l'Association etc

>>77616086
thanks pierre for explaining one of the most basic concepts of your language to me.

>>77616106
dunno if that's ironical, but I thought that might not be obvious to everyone

please less than 1.5 goals in strasbourg vs lille

>>77616152
yeah it was sarcasm, i just wanted to know if football clubs are referred to as masculine or feminine. i know basic french

I watched quite a lot of Monaco game last season, but now it's over since they sell every good player they had.

>>77616172
omelette du fromage is not basic french

>>77615837
>"Le" Olympique Lyonnais
L'Olympique Lyonnais
>"Le" Élan Sportif Chalonnais
L'Élan Sportif Challonais
>La" Association Sportive de Villeurbanne et Lyon
L'Association Sportive de Villeurbanne et Lyon
>"La" Amicale Laïque de Dinan
L'Amicale Laïque de Dinan

Illettré.

>>77616189
Monaco 2014 squad also sold almost all their players and eventually became better

>>77616198
hence the fucking "" around them you spud

>>77616172
aight sorry m8

LE OFF OFF OFF

wew I was about to bet in less than 1.5 goals, lucky me

>>77616234
>black goalkeepers

allez le racing

>Mbarppe on bench
So PSG transfer confirmed?

>>77616235
what the purpose of this post >>77616157
if you didn't already bid ?

is lille going to play 30 minutes with a field player as a goalkeeper??

maybe this league is for me after all

>>77616261
lille had to use all 3 subs early because Strasbourg battered them

They're beating bielsa at his own meme pressing game

>>77616247
I was waiting to see the reaction of this league specialists, before I made the bet

>>77616269
strassy might have a hope this season, after last week i thought they had no shot of staying up, but they've looked decent

>>77612228
Yes it's my favorite league
Also, this Strasbourg game is fucking crazy

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>>77616198
>mvq les blagues belges sont basées sur la réalité

Is the Bielsa meme over?

>>77616286
Toulouse are the fuckin boys

>>77616297
it'll be funny if he walks out in a week or two again

>>77616297
>second match of season
you'll have to wait a lil more before assumin things

>one on one with striker in goal

the state of strasbourg strikers

>>77616330
it's over, argentine press is saying he will quit

anyone can be a goalkeeper, it seems

retard, all smug celebrating against a goal against a field player

Holy shit >we're winning a game

Strasbourg scored. Fucking talk about it. How delayed are you retards? I refreshed 10 times.

>Lille's defense

>>77616361
almost

bielsa's zonal marking is top notch

>>77616379
he was not celebrating because he scored against a non-keeper imo

>>77616386
le post timer

memest game of the year

Bielsa not so smart now, is he?

guy proved to be a good goalkeeper, nigger is unknown

all these memes

>>77616413
77:20

>>77616413
79:15

>>77616416
but part-time-GK is pretty much they're only offensive player, so they just switched him again

>>77616444
I'm with this guy

>>77616444
must take 30-40 seconds for internet to arrive down here

>>77616460
i don't think so m8, it works at speed of light

also penulty

what a shit ref

hahaha

anyone else thought another red was coming?

what a fun fucking game

>>77616472
i know, aussie internet is just shit

Bahaha >Lille

refball, he touched the ball first

ERA NO PENAL !

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ALLEZ LES VERTS

>non keeper on a pen
Best game ever

>>77616485
makeup call for the blatant pen in the first half that was denied

>>77616490
his technique was top notch

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>french """"league"""

I think those part-time goalkeepers are almost as good as full-time >English goalkeepers, doods.

>they fell for the bielsa meme
lel

>>77616506
This makes the league look good mate

The relegation favourites are battering one of the supposed euro place contendors

>>77616506
it's pretty nice.
Dijon vs Monaco next

>>77616487
EXCELLENT post

/JUSTice/ alliance bros, unite

>>77616514
>relegation favourites
i think we're gonna make it mate

>>77616532

>we

what part of Alsace are you from?

AHAHAHAHAHA

I want to see Bielsa sacked

>>77616544
the german part

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>>77616544
Went to strasbourg on a school trip, it's how I pick all my european sides

3x0

>>77616570
>>77616544
FM save is how i picked them as >my french club

BLOOTER

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>>77616544
Eguisheim

>>77616576
Same
Up the Concarnois

For me it's Pau FC

>>77616588
looks like a poor man's La Boca

>>77616622
Except unlike Argentinians, they're not actually poor.

who's at bigger fault here, the keeper that got sent off or the manager for not having a proper replacement?

>>77616643
All 3 subs were forced early by injuries

They have Vincent Enyeama on the bench

>>77616643
the keeper

who throws a football at a bloke's head in front of the ref?

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>>77612228
I do

>>77616622
pic

>>77616657
that rony lopes on the right wing?
guess I'm gonna watch this league now

>>77616657
what did wesley say?

>>77616668
Is that a Catalan flag inside the shirt?

>>77616655
ah ok

>>77616691
Yes - and underneath both sleeve cuffs.

>>77616678
he was rubbish last week although he is having to replace silva

>>77616246
God, I hope not. Meme player with 6 good months, overpayed, not required, instead of a solid midfielder (motta is shit) and a GK...

1 minute of silence for the deaths in virginia

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>>77613265
n-no one....?

who /hatesPSGinliguebutwantthemtodowellintheUCL/ here?

>>77616639
Argentina is so rich compared to France that French have a saying "rich as an Argentine"

I want to support a club I can hopefully travel to see one day.

I really like Marseille so far. Is the city as much of a shithole as everyone says it is?

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>have fancy walk towards the camera intros
>haven't recorded them for a bunch of players
lol

>>77616755
he is a lot whiter than his name suggests

>>77616750
> Is the city as much of a shithole as everyone says it is?
I lived in Toulons and used to visit Marseille - the old port is fantastic, stick to the tourist areas.
They do not like Americans but, you may win some over...

>>77616740
No one gives a fuck since the end of Cissé/Mexès generation... Why are you into them ? (genuinely interested)

FALCAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOO

>>77616741
yes
>>77616748
oh yeah I remember it from my parents "aussi noir qu'un argentin"

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>>77616791
>aussi noir qu'un argentin

well that was quick

>>77616691
it's Provence's colors actually

>>77616657
Dijon is comfy footy

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Anyone switching allegiances to Lille this season?

>>77616750
Choose Bordeaux. It's a very nice place to visit and live. Shit team currently, tho

>>77616699
it's the ancient coat-of-arms of the Provence County, m8

though, yeah, technically it's related to the Catalan one, as the former Provence Counts were the descendants of the Barcelona Counts, so they came with their coat-of-arm and forced its adption

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>>77616691
>>77616699
No, it's the arms of Provence. It's from the days the House of Barcelona both held the County of Barcelona and the County of Provence.
The arms are pretty much the same, but the orientation is different. Catalonia is horizontal, ours is vertical.

>>77616748
>"rich as an Argentine"
Yes, it's a famed saying here, along with "brave as an Englishman" and "funny as a German".

>>77616750
>I really like Marseille so far. Is the city as much of a shithole as everyone says it is?
It really depends on the parts. It's a weird city, you've pretty much got to be from there to love it. Much like Napoli.

>>77616783
Years ago there was a broadcast of their match on tv here, just a random match since nothing else was playing at the time and I just happened to watch it and since I didn't really follow French football and they seemed like a nice team I started following their matches, also I think they are from a cute town. And I did a FM save with them so I have a soft spot for them. Hopefully they will be back in Ligue 1 soon.

>>77616830
Merci beaucoup Mnsr - it's been awhile...

>>77616830
>>77616843
fuck i love insignia and history. probably comes from my ck2 and eu4 autism

>>77616791
underrated

>>77616750
I personally found Marseille pretty comfy if you're young

>>77616827
Lyon is as nice as Bordeaux but with a better team

offside indeed

>>77616740
I liked them during the Guy Roux era

>>77612228
Let's go Caen.
>kill me

>>77616750
from what i gather, marseille has done a decent job of segregating the algerians, so i'd image the white parts would be really nice, but french bros will probably tell me thats full of shit

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what's the best French team south of green line?

>>77617003
move to 64 and go watch Bilbao twice a month

>>77617003
AG2R la mondial

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>>77616978
>SM Caen

Love that badge.

>>77617003
just saw toulouse is in 31, I thought it was more northern than that.
what's the 2nd best then?

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>>77617003

>>77617056
This one has a really modern "American" one, with "modern" lines and style and an angry guy on it.

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>>77617056
The inspiration behind that badge.

>>77617003
Mate it's pure rugby country.

>>77617071
Pau in the 3rd div, in terms of league they play in

>>77617104
I see...
I want to bandwagon the closest team to me.
I'll choose between Toulouse and Bordeaux

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>>77616619
Really great taste, please watch our third division.

>>77617108
I'm already a fan of them

>>77617129
thats an aesthetic as fuck badge

>>77617047
fine joke t b h w y

>>77617129
Duchère AS to ligue needed

Jemerson, nice meme goal

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>>77617183
thanks mate

>>77617104
It's also related to the fact that south-west France is much less populated than th rest of the country, and outside Toulouse and Bordeaux there's no big urban area.

I mean, the 3rd biggest city in the south-west quarter is Limoges, like the 20th urban area in France with like 220k people (and it's a basketball city through and through).

Marseille is a quite nice city desu.

Not much to visit but nice to live in. Of course if you absolutely can't stand seeing people from aghreb or other mediterranean countries you should pass

>>77616619
The heart of Pau is Section Paloise, actually, and it's rugby.

They have basketball too, but while they only bandwagon it when it's succesfull.

>>77617251
*Maghreb

>>77617129
>to win or to smile

Can't do both?

>>77617251
reconquista 2 when?

>>77617129
are there any french people in pau?

what a girl Moutinho is, get the fuck up

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>We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget
Watch our league, or else..

>>77617297

Marseille is a port so it's always been multicultural, since the greek times actually.

There have waves of greek, roman, venician, genoan, spanish, portuguese, corsican, sefarad jews, armenians, and african immigration over centuries

An ethnic Marseillais has actually no meaning

>>77617407
so was granada but that didnt stop them

>>77617332
south-west France is mostly white

though Toulouse is a hot spot for radical islam and a big producer of allahuackbar wannabes

>>77617376
the only league i'll watch from now on is the russian premier league

0x3 Falcao
Game is now finished, I'll take a break, and then return for the PSG game

>>77617445
i wasn't speaking about niggers/muslims lol. there are tons of portuguese immigrants there

Please remember to watch Dijon again sometimes when they don't play against top 3 teams, they're cool to watch

>>77617332
French people love some PAUs, if you know what I mean.

hehehe...

>>77617493
dijon are fun to watch, i enjoyed them last year.

but like stras vs lyon last week, these teams arent good to watch vs big clubs.

>>77617524
spot on

>>77617332
It's a town in the middle of buttfuck nowhere in the Pyrenees. The only foreigners you'd see would be pilgrims going to Lourdes.

>>77617407
>Marseille is a port so it's always been multicultural, since the greek times actually.
No, it hasn't. Before the late 19th the entire city spoke Provencal and the only 'foreigners' around would be industrial workers coming from Lyon. There were pogroms against Italians as late as the early 20th c., FFS.

In fact the only recorded 'wave' of immigration is a bunch of Catalan fishermen in the 17th c. (the Quartier des Catalans has its name from it, back then it was a village outside the walls).

Fucking cunt talking out of his ass.

someone make another thread next week. ligue 1 is a great league to watch. hopefully we do this again next week

>>77617550

I'm litterally the descendant of a jewish family who emigrated there in 1500s
Educate yourself

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Migrations_%C3%A0_Marseille#Antiquit.C3.A9

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/notrehommes/
pour moi, c'est Lyon

>>77617665
absolument dégueulasse

>>77612228
Anyone else /caen/ here?

>>77617627
>I'm litterally the descendant of a jewish family who emigrated there in 1500s
No, you've the descendant of a Jewish family that emigrated to Carpentras/Avignon. In the 1500s, your ancestors wouldn't have been permitted near Marseille.
And Jews are a blip on the radar anyway, they're never an accurate representation of demographics.

Widespread, *significant* migrations purely and simply didn't exist in France between the Bronze Age and the late phase of the Industrial Revolution.

Try to pronounce Guingamp and post vocaroo

>>77617835
I guess it's one of those words that make dirty foreigners scratch their head, like "beaucoup"

Why is the French anthem called 'la Marseillelais'? Is it to do with Marseille the port?

>la défense de Dijon

>>77618067

Cant wait to see Neymar become the new Destroyer of Dijon

>>77617835

Gu-WEE-ahm

>>77618055
Its original name was "War Song for the Army of the Rhine", but conscripts from Marseille adopted it as their marching song.

So when they were marching in other cities while singing it, people just named it "la Marseillaise".

>>77617835
gan-gom

>>77618143

Wait, emphasize the ahm instead

>>77618148
Merci Mnsr.
It's a top anthem, up there with us, the Brits and the Germans.

>>77617835
got me curious, I always pronounce it as gã-gã (nasal 'a')

>>77618194
the brit one is an old french song btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FaEqFFAKRA

>Sidibé

>>77618194
the Brit one was a French song at first, actually

it was written to celebrate Louis XIV recovery from his anal fistula surgery

>>77618234
>>77618233
Brits btfo.

>>77618143
>>77618152
>>77618228
answer at 22'15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVjrUUIP4q4

>>77618194
>up there with us

you wish

>>77617407
>it's always been multicultural

No.

>>77618309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzFucqDElyE

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>>77618450
> tfw your anthem is so boring you actually need fighter jets flying over to make it interesting

>>77617278
No, but hopefully >we are smiling a lot recently

>>77618306
nailed it

i want to thank matt spiro for his autistic hand movements and ligue 1 show teaching me how to say the team names

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I have been for a few years now. ASSE winning Coupe de la Ligue with Aubameyang-Brandao up top was pretty based.

>>77612228
Only PSG.

Your league can't even get a general

>>77619433
general is a french name, même is also a french name.

>>77619433
This thread proves the interest in Ligue Un Comfy
Expect more Ligue Un Comfy shitposting because of Nerman

who does lol

>>77613265
reportan in /jelen/

>>77612228

>Tfw comfy thanks to Conforama

isnt it even more one-sided than JuventusWins A?

>>77619433
Speak of the devil
>>77620416

>>77616748
JAJAJAJAJAJA