50km Mens and Womens Death March

>>77611848
oh ya 10 bings

Isnt 50km just like, 20 miles?

Whats so hard about walking 20 miles? Just relax and pace yourself lmao

>>77611882
10/10

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The absolute madman!!

So we're going to see women shutting themselves all for equality?

dat hip wiggle, gets me every time

>>77611906
ITS CALLED FREEDOM

where is everyone?

So 9 women are competing so do they place 1 2 3 as women or are they just going to be classified in the last 9?

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>Diniz

Swear to god i can walk 20 miles in like 3 hours what the fuck why is this a sport have I really gone this far in life missing out on easy sponsorship money?!

Why is there a meme women's event with 7 walkers?

>>77611931
CANT FINIZ THE DINIZ

Anyone have a livestream? Unavailable here

>>77611933
It's 30 miles.

>>77611938
Equality m8. We'll gloss over the fact it's anything but equal with the women lagging behind already.

>>77611949

On the IAAF website it's marked as literally as a different event with 7 participants.

It's literally don't die and get a medal.

EQUALITY THO

>>77611946
check eurosport gb

It's just so ridiculous it's impossible to take seriously.

>>77611948
Oh noooo 30 miiiiles

Good golly thats soooo hard to do

Cmon wtf

>>77611981
it gets more serious as time goes on and they start to die

I missed Diniz since London. Hope he does another hero run,he's literally /our/ guy

actually its unlikely we will see any KO's today since its prob not hot enough in london to really knock them out :(

>>77611981
>4 hours of looking at loads of huge union flags

Bless the Queen this Sunday morning.

>>77611981
It's comical but the most gruelling event by far, waddling for 31 miles, trying not to die en-route and all with the constant threat of a red card for rule violations.

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The Master Poop, the Absolute Madman, the French Hero, ladies and gentlemans... Our boy

>>77612007
He takes the lead!!!

Based Diniz already taking the lead

our guy at it

>>77611902
Can't chinese the Diniz

>>77612019
>>77612007
When russian walkers was competitive Diniz cannot even get a medal.

>>77612050
They were all EPO cheats Russia.

>>77612058
Yes, but whatever

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>this kills the chink
>*let the bodies hit the floor* playing in background

First yellow card issued to Germany.

He already has to take a shit!!!

Cunt went to the toilet lmao

someone went to the toilet

wtf already toilet D

>>77612019
The Conqueror of Caca

Diniz talking with fans? Lol, what about breathing?
Race is only starts and he already need poo? WTF?

>going for your sunday morning dump mid race

>>77612098
The walk has the most kino of slow mo shots.

>>77612096
The Destroyer of Dump

The hips don't lie.

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>>77612098
absolute gold

This feces slurping sport isn't for me

people might not know this but this is the
ALPHA CHAD sport

>>77612192
It's the ultimate sport. It's /sp/ in a nutshell

>women

America cheating.

RED

Just joining now.

So, Diniz has already pooped? And not his pants?

American's cant walk

USA BTFO

>women

>>77612275
Yeah he peeled off in the lead and went into the toilet then steamed back to the lead like an absolute madman.

I love this and I can't even explain why. What a patrician event.

Why getting red card? What did she do?

>>77612275
He pooed in the loo.

>>77612275
Yes, he also try to push american woman, but it was very weak

>>77612291
She sprints

Red card doesn't mean DQ, a red paddle does though.

>red card in 46 minutes

the city of burgerland

>>77612291

In theory because both feet left the ground at the same time. In reality, they all do that and it's just super made up. Basically it's more like a random elimination. So not only do the most fit athletes win, but also those with the best fortune from the gods!

>>77612310
Another one is so slow that Diniz passed her

Can you imagine how it feels to be STRONG INDIPENDENT AMERICAN WOMAN Erin Talcott, threathen to sue the IAAF unless they put a 50 Km meme death walk for women, compete with 6 other atheletes so it's easier to get a world championship medal and still get DQ'd because you keep forgetting how to walk?

>>77612320
chasing group also raped her since then

>>77612098
>>77612158
CBC did an amazing job with the Brazil Olympics, but their deathmarch footage is unparalleled. The sunglasses reflection shot, the slo-mo sponge. It's like art.

would be funny if less that 3 wimyns would make to finish line

>>77612336
How much was on the start?

>>77612343

7

>>77612343
seven

how evil do you have to be to wake up one day and say "i'll be a deathmarch judge"

DINIZ KINO

>>77612357
former nazi camp guards need jobs too

>>77612357
Deathcamp guard tier.

>>77612357
I would love to regulate on these cheating bastards. rules are there for a reason

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Diniz leading even after taking a shit?

>>77612412
the others slipped because of the poo

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here we go again

>inb4 cheating aussies

Just joined, can't find a stream. Let me know what happens, boys

no deaths yet? sad!

>>77612436
This is your reminder that just like the global elite, they ALL CHEAT.

>>77612438
Your women can't walk

>>77612438
Diniz, the madman is far out in front, even after taking a poo break.

One woman has been banished to the depths of hell so far. 6 left.

Diniz gonna beat this american again

>>77612452

Oh shit, I forgot they whined their way I to this event. I'm going to laugh my as off when like 3 finish.

are women competing in the same competition?

how long will 50km take for them?

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r8 Diniz's missus

get those womanlets outta the way

>one and a half hour
>30 posters
>96

/sp/ confirmed for casual scum

>>77612523

Hard for many of us to get a stream

>>77612523
the race is pretty boring compared to 2012 and 2016 tbf

>>77612523
Some just lurk.

>>77612530
this
also shitty scheduling of the event

>>77612523
Might be a new concept but sometimes people are just watching.

>>77612532
yeah well, nobody's gonna die at 10 am in 17 degrees

>>77612539
This. It's early as fuck for most and it's Sunday.

>>77612530
Ha vou tried the France 3 website?

>not running behind a woman for extra motivation

if only they weren't slow as shit you'd be on to something

>>77612530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9W1MDoEm8w

>>77612551
>It's early as fuck
No, it's ok

>>77612552
No way, tout sauf Patrick Montel

gender neutral race

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>>77611848
anyone have the 2016 version

>>77612569
no, the women are awarded separately

cheeky queen watching it from her window

One of commentators now on Russian eurosport is former walker. Pretty charismatic with interesting stories

comm just went full liberal chuck mode
should be banned for that this is sport not politics

>Diniz son screaming go daddy go daddy on the sidewalk

It's beautiful ;_;

>>77612593
*wife's son

Right I'm gonna go make a coffee

Nobody die/shit themselves whilst I'm gone

>>77612593
That was his son? I thought that was random boy

>>77612561
You cannot watch the Deathmarch without suffering yourself, that's the game

>>77612597
>Right I'm gonna go make a coffee
It's you was DQ right now?

>>77611933
>>77611993
no, you can't.

>>77612276
under-fucking-rated

>>77612605
maybe he doesn't know that mobility scooters aren't allowed

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>>77612583
>that time diniz sharted
>that time diniz collapsed

>>77612597
sorry I just shat myself

>>77611993
The human body struggles to walk efficiently at high speed. It's why you naturally want to break into a jog. This is harder energywise than the fucking marathon.

Someone give me a fookin stream

>>77612641
BBC sport website bruhh
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/athletics/40535030

diniz is gonna get red carded right before the end isn't he?

>>77612641
with french proxy it should work

http://sport.francetvinfo.fr/championnats-du-monde-d-athletisme/direct

>>77612641
Bbc red button la

>>77612641
Turn your tv on

>>77612645
*blocks your path*
>psh nothin personnel, kid

>39 year old guy leading the race with three minutes after stopping to take a dump
Nice """"""""""sport"""""""""" you got there.

>>77612645
Not like that, it will be a wild ride

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OJALA OJALA OJALA OJALA

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Wait, he really stopped to run to go to the loo ?

>dat booty-shakin
mmmh

DID SHE SHART???

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>mexico

henriques did shart herself right?

Why does this event cause sharting?

>>77612695
the movements fucks up your bowel or something like that, making you shart

>Partanen DQ
nigga just walk lmao whats so hard

How do you end up doing this sport?
Seems like pure torture to me

IT STARTS

>>77612695
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runner%27s_diarrhea

get fucked france

>>77612706
>when you're a weaklet but you're an absolut madman that want a medal so you go straight to hell

>>77612706
They all start out as postmen, forced to adhere to a strict rapid walking pace to deliver their parcels and letters to the waiting public each day and then over the years of working their route they begin to wonder what the true limits of the human body are with respect to walking and thus begin the slow descent towards the death march.

>>77612708
>At the 2005 London Marathon, winner Paula Radcliffe, in desperate need for a toilet break during the race, stopped by the road in full view of the crowd and live TV cameras and passed diarrhea. She later blamed a meal of grilled salmon from the previous night for the incident

>>77612559

>not available in your country

that manlet on the left was literally running

Is the course literally just a giant thin loop? Jesus christ how fucking depressing.

Why can they not lay out a proper fucking route?

STREAM WHERE

>>77612725
Works in Canada. Why the hell would it be blocked in the middle of the night in the Us for an event only 10 people in the whole country would want to watch. kek

>>77612732
They won't close off half of London for the worlds. Not an olympics.

>>77612732
for what? plus you'd have to place LOOS all over the city, fuck that.

>>77612732
You have to block more roads. You need more judge and people around the race.

>>77612720
POO

ECUANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

CHOCHO AYY LMAO

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>>77612732
It's the mall m8, nice road.

>>77612732
I think 50km walk needs to be very flat. The marathon route had some climb and descent

>>77612720
Pls where can I see this?

1 bong 40 bings left roughly

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>>77612757

>>77612757
>tf
>tp

>>77612757
scheiß-piefke xd

>that shot of the racers reflected in that cute Japanese girl's glasses

dope, need a webm of it

>>77612757
>germans

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>>77612751
This is nice road

>>77612769
Kino

>>77612559
>>77612757

>>77612757
Never in doubt Hans

>>77612769
She was Chinese lad

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Ojala

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Ojala puking

what's the difference between yellow and red?

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FUCK

>That guy in white throwing up

>>77612757
eurosport

fuck

How our boy Diniz doing? Still way out in front? Also did some chick actually shit herself?

Why can't amerisharts win this ?

>>77612788
kek

Ojala continuing the Finnish tradition

>>77612788
Damn, that's a lot of food.

>>77612789
>yellow
They're warning you they're watching you
>red
Formal complaint, you can get 3 before DQ

>>77612792
Oh shit, was it Diniz?

>>77612795
henriques appears to have shat herself senpai

>>77612795
3minutes 23 second lead

>>77612732
the actual reason for the oval course is to allow the judges the maximum time during a race to monitor the participant

>>77612808

Glorious, what a world sport

>>77612811

Thanks bro

>>77612811
D O M I N A T I O N

will we see a wr?

>>77612820
>>77612822
gone up to 3:28 now. The boy's flying

So when will he collapse? And how?

>>77612817
How do judges communicate between each other, with an app or something?

>walkers overtaking the jogger
KINÒ
I
N
Ò

is that manlet the running roach?

OJALA OJALA OJALA

>>77612838
I WISH I WISH I WISH

they should have race walk relays

>>77612851
>final walker fumbles the exchange
fund it

>>77612851

Lmao, and they take like a whole day. Hell, should be a 16+ person relay and have it truly be a death race

>>77612834
the individual judges are not in communication with each other, only by radio with the "head" judge. they all submit cards individually.

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1 K M A H E A D
K
M
A
H
E
A
D

>>77612831
Now 3.49 lead. Diniz is a kilometer ahead

get hype for wr

>>77612851
this, we need hurdles too

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Who /absolutemadman/ ?

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>>77612788
me on the left

Easy for our french poop god Diniz

Diniz can't even drink like a normal person

They all look like they have cerebral palsy

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It's Diniz's Toulouse

Will he crack?

based diniz goating it up

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>>77612879
Kononen the OG JUST hair man

was sent here from /int/
heard there are good gimmicks here

pace is well off, right?

>>77612895
Go back stupid John

cheeky frog

I'm only ten minutes away, should I go along? Maybe I could hand out poop sponges.

>>77612902
settle down comrade, i just want to see people shit themselves

>>77612851
And instead of the stick they pass on a sponge?

>>77612908
Make a sign for based Diniz.

just joined in
anybody ded?

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just woke up las
any moments as kino as this one yet?

oh wow that bunda on that grill tho

>>77612916
Diniz is on his final way to hell

why just water your genitals?

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>>77612895
it's too cool and early for maximum death

>>77612908
go shill to the judges that you saw some guys running

>>77612908
How are you like 10 mins from the Mall? Rich cunt?

I could LITERALLY fucking DESTROY every cunt in this thread in a fist fight. None of you faggots would even stand a chance.

>>77612884
Fuck off Carlos

>>77612922
godspeed

>>77612924
it burns down there with the repeated movement

>dat brown goop
do I want to know?

>>77612931
Wrong mate.

>>77612936
spray from running behind diniz

watching the race walk at work la

>>77612936
someone shart on him or what?

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>>77612931
FIGHT ME

>>77612936
HE EAT DA POO POO LIKE ICE CREAM

why is this a thing
why do they inflict this upon themselves

>>77612936
Turboboost from diniz

>>77612930
I'm Theresa May

NONO CHOCHO

>>77612943
>working on a sunday

>>77612950
blood for the bloodgod
poop for the poopthrone

>ARAI

Ok Canada bro make sure you dont get tackled by the japanese again.

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>>77612950
autism

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>>77612757
>Scatrepublik Deutschland

How do I become a deadwalk judge?

>london august average temperature is 19 C
>tokyo august average temperature is 26 C
can't wait for 2020 sudoku march

>>77612950
competitive atheism
the good lord tries to stop them with sudden bowel movements yet they push through

>>77612950
to keep us safe

Diniz just doper

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i found a stream
fuck yeah

>>77612050
He is the world record holder.

Japan will be fucking epic

>>77612973
he finally found some with no sharting side effect

>>77612973
Russian flag, nice bait

already hyped for sudoku stroll

why no american men in this nor in the 20?

why don't brits volunteer to work at this championship ? you could see qt

>>77612050
>all russian 2012-walkers were caught doping afterwards
KEK

a km to go indicator would be nice
the time means fucking nothing.

>>77612990
had no idea it was even happening before it started and I have a job lol

>>77612990
Everyone did the Olympics

>>77612988
using an SUV isn't allowed, obviously.

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Best sport.

>>77612994
about 15 left
so like an hour

feels good being the only yank on /sp/ watching shartwalk

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r8 my Sunday lads

Deaths marches
Weed
Comfy /sp/ threads
Munchies

HE'S GETTING FASTER

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>>77612050
>russian walkers
>russian
>''''''''''''''''''''''''''competitive'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
hmm

is it painful 4 Yu

>>77612988
There is an american able to walk 30 miles in 2 hours but he's too busy posting frogs on the internet

>>77613008
11/10

>>77613008
Depends on the munchies lad, what you got?

Ce blaireau de Montel qui répète pour la 3ème fois "seul sur la planète Marche"

What if you had a bunch of water bottles to pick from but one of them was spiked with laxatives

>>77613019
12 boiled eggs

>>77613004
diniz is on pace for 3:30

>>77613021
you'd probably suffer from loose bowels i'd imagine

>>77613010
YOU CAN'T DENY THE DINIZ

>men' and women's at the same time
>men constantly distracted by jiggly booty
NOT FAIR

>>77613005

Nah I've been here for a good while

>>77613023
Keep a poop sponge handy

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When you realize Qatar is hosting the 2019 World Championship.

>5min 14 seconds lead

Absoloubte MADMAN
He's gonna tire and shit himself 1km from the end isn't he?

that jap is fucking running

>>77613034
>women have to deathmarch in burqas
brutal

>>77613034
F

>>77613034
what a dumb idea

Just woke up. What has happened so far?

>>77613020
Insupportable ce fdp

>>77613034
Holy shit

>>77613030
free test boost midrace

>>77613031
how are you watching it?

>>77613034
We're going to need more mist

>>77613034
>Dates 28 September - 6 October 2019

>have to postpone almost two months because contrary to popular knowledge it's actually fucking hot there during summer

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>5 minutes in front
seems legit

>>77613034
Qatar Canter is gona kill some ppl

>>77613055
not even locals leave the house in the summer

>>77613055
Fuck that shit

>>77613034
It will probably be inside some air conditioned convention hall.

>>77613048

I was the one complaining I couldn't find a stream, still haven't. Just been following the thread on and off

gwan jav lads

>>77613066
>outdoors world championships held indoors
really activating my almonds

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>>77613019

6pk pic related (I can only find these at a certain Tescos, nowhere else sells them), 4pk Boosts, Morrison's chocolate chip cookies

>>77613070
http://cricfree.sc/euro-sports-1-live-stream

here you go dude

>>77612992
Not all, only 50km men

how many laps are they doing?

>>77613076
>Not all, only 50km men

>russians

>>77613075

Ah thanks bro

>>77613077
2km laps, let's do the maths

>>77613077
25 I think

Track is 2km

>>77613074
Very solid selection m8, you're in for a comfy afternoon. Might go and get some cookies myself.

YELLOW CARD

>you'll never have the heart of Diniz

You must be unstoppable when you're as strong as him mentally

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>>77613074
pretty disappointing lineup to be brutally honest with you lad

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>Diniz is almost able to outlap the silver medal at the end

phwoar the rump on that one

I came here for memes where the fuck are the runners shitting themselves and dying

>>77613130
It's like 17C. You need high temps for a death march.

>Henriques will never sit her sweaty ass on your face after winning gold

>>77613129
post rump

got to blame the jav team desu they should have told them how far ahead he was

>>77613130
they have mandatory buttplug now

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>>77613130
deathmarch is finished on spee unless somebody drops soon

>>77613130
Diniz killed the race, there is no point in going too fast and getting still btfo. Also >>77613136

>>77613130
only happens if it is hot outside

>>77613020

Le pire fdp de la terre.

surely the competitors in this event need hip transplants at like 35 or something

>>77613130
Wait for Qatar 2019, there will be at least 1 dead runner, screenshot this

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>>77613115

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>>77613020

Walking a marathon in less than 3 hours...

diniz might as well do the 20 km afterwards and win

>>77613156
I bet my daughter on this

>>77613034
The Marchlocaust