/epl/

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>>77611565
For me, it's lotto.

so how about chelsea? l-lads...

>>77611613
terrible mate, plastics

>>77611632
shocking late goal against liverpool wasn't it

>>77611655
good to see rooney back to his best

>de gay

>>77611707
will lukaku have a poor touch?

>>77611714
lumissu

>>77611565
>Newcastle United vs Tottenham
1-4

>>77611565
>Manchester United vs West Ham
1-1

>>77611805
where are united and west ham playing?

>>77611565
Did Matchday 1 have too many memes?

>>77611830
in the Premier League

>>77611839
2 red cards to chelsea
rooney scoring
arsenal come back win
liverpool losing in the death

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>>77611613
>>77611632
YOU HAVE TO WATCH RUSSIAN LEAGUE, FAGGOTS!

>>77611565
>>77611594
>>77611613
>>77611632
>>77611655
>>77611694
>>77611714
>>77611789
>
>>77611830
>>77611865
>>77611871
Stop hacking elections

Do you think Chicharito will scores, will he celebrates it?

I miss /trans/, lads

>>77611883
*stops*

>>77611883
We saved you from stupid woman, you should be thankful

Where the fuck is /trans/?

>>77612163
make a thread?

>>77612168
Never mind

>epl

Can't sleep and Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is too long and kinda boring desu

what does the "e" stand for?

>>77612457
english

>>77612469
but wales is not english

>>77612457
ethiopia

Spurs are signing Barkley, Sanchez and Diop at £35m a piece. I thought levy said the transfer market was unsustainable

>>77612491

Shhhh, they dont know that.

>>77612503
Sanchez and Diop? Google it for me

>mickey
>lukaka
>memetial
>poopba

>>77612538
>memetial

He's going to Spurs

>>77612453

Saw that shit high in vegas. So boring I fell asleep.

>>77612555
Why would united sell martial to spurs when they wouldn't sell dier or rose to them

>>77612588
Exactly. So Perisic for 30mil +memetial 2 years loan deal.

I can't wait for the 2017-18 season to start.

please rate lindelof

>>77612686
ok

>>77612686
Cygan tier

>>77612671
it already did lad

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>not working class enough to fit in with the football crowd
>not middle class enough to fit in with the cricket crowd

>>77612686
Only if he stops shitting the bed

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is guhrude elite

>>77612491
swansea are
http://www.uefa.com/teamsandplayers/teams/club=52659/domestic/

>>77613014
Kolasinac is elite

>>77613015
>tfw no /trans/
Dembele suspended until further notice. Dortmund are playing hardball.

>>77613112
hows coutinho's back injury?

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>sunderland finally in the championship so the season is about more than just surviving and tickets to matches are cheaper

>no more discussion on /sp/

championship general when

>>77613150
since you probably ignored all the threads because you were in the premier league, discussion happens here/3pm threads as well as in efl threads during games on fri/sun

>>77613150
you should stay there forever

>>77613172
honestly I fucking hope so

getting continuously pounded in the premiership isn't great fun

also muh more honest game, proper english players, etc

>>77613183
>proper english players
the championship is still half foreign

have you been sold yet

>>77613196
hence the sarcasm

>>77613204
oops

>>77613222
>>77613112
what is the point in suspending him when he doesn't want to play anyway?

>>77612882
2018-19 then

>>77613150
Gibson was right

>>77613253
Doesn't get paid while he's suspended

>>77613323
of course

>Nerman's debut is at 5am
ffs

scenes when zabaleta and chicharito score today whilst hart keeps a clean sheet

Do guys reckon this is the best opening weekend in the last few years? The memes are staggering.

>>77613469
its a strong contender, shame lelster had to fuck it up

Anywhere I can stream the EPL free?

>>77613477
yeah, check your inbox

>>77613477
i don't know personally but the answer to this question is always https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/

why are all refs and linesmen so ABJ (ABJesus)

>>77613477
sent

>>77613591
that was a great call though

>>77613591
shouldnt have been a yellow

>>77613591
They're trying their best to keep "the most entertainment league in the world" going. Too bad Brighton are too gay to capitalise from those shit calls.

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r8

>>77613751
absolutely dominated in midfield/10

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Newcastle to win 4-1 today
t. futureman

>>77613751
coutinho plays for liverpool though

>>77612457
The correct nomenclature is the Barclay's English (and Welsh) Premier League, BE(&W)PL.

>>77613802
spurs*

>>77613809
he wishes he didn't though

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>>77611883
eeeeee boooooooy

>>77613843
WILL SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN!

>>77612914
Rugby league

>>77613751
0/10

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poocastle

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>>77613883
sperms

>>77613891
didn't realise they didn't put names the weirdos
Lloris (C), Walker-Peters, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies, Dier, Dembele, Sissoko, Eriksen, Dele, Kane.

Apparently Wenger gave up on Lemar.
Spurs should really go for him if they lose Eriksen.

>>77613883
>>77613891
fucking hell i can easily see a 6-0 to spurs, what the fuck are newcastle doing? why hasnt rafa bought any players?

>>77613891
Are they wearing a training top?

>>77613891
>no Wanyama
>no Son
>KWP
They are going to lose

>>77613916
no, that's just how much effort nike put into their kits this season

>sissoko is on more than 3 times the wages of danny rose

>>77613929
having that job at nike must be the easiest thing ever

>>77613929
Literally the only squad that got a unique kit was Barcelona

>>77613751
any large black player could steamroll that midfield

what is /epl/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnvCIdT4AJ4

>>77613891
nice kit desu

imagine not putting £5 on sissoko scoring

>>77613998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bNITQR4Uso

>>77613998
>those arsenal verses
holy fuck my sides

>>77613913
>Thinking Rafa is the problem
Have you even browsed footy news lately?

>>77614036
have YOU? he joined a club massively in debt which cant afford to spend, he had some money and has wasted it this transfer window, rafa fucked up

>>77611871
I gonna see the Zenit match today

>>77614043
Meanwhile Ashley backs down on his promise of a transfer kitty whilst also voicing how he can't afford to keep up with transfer prices of today and is waiting for a lull, meaning clubs can just get a leg over Newcastle knowing they can't stand to do or spend much

Who do we make fun of if Lukaku also scores on his debut?

>>77614064
>Meanwhile Ashley backs down on his promise of a transfer kitty

ah, i didnt realise i was talking to a geordie, i thought you were just misinformed, ashley has kept his promise, he gave rafa all that was there to spend, rafa had the entire budget at his disposal

>>77613998
translation from comments

Translation:

My girl follows barcelona but I am reddevil, girl!

She says messi is the best but our rooney is as good as messi

I am a fan of united, girl!

*music plays, bhangra and stuff.......

We are better than livverpool who havent won shit for 27 years!!

They say every year that "this is our year"

Klopp has flopped in the EPL, their chances to win are tough.

My girl follows liverpool but I am reddevil, girl!

She says mane is the best but our pogba is better *dabs.

*music and dab bhangra....

they come 4th every year but still havent lost their arrogance

they say we want wenger out every year he spends enough

Champions league fucked you over by drawing you against bayern (credits to u/hdee804)

She follows arsenal but I am a united fan

She says giourd is the best but our Ibra is good too.

*music plays some stepovers and stuff

you dont play with pride and are funded by your sugar daddies

your stadiums are empty still you are so noisy

no one likes sky blue everybody is a fan of the redevils, girl!!

My girl follows man city but I am reddevil, girl!

She says pep is the best but our mou is good too

*music stepovers and bhangras

------------------------
where is the banter????

COME ON BURNLEY

>>77613998
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rEwM7EelRII

>>77614077
A net spend of 17m doesn't seem like an awful lot in spite of TV deals and promotion

Any Newcastle fans here? Could anyone tell me why Elliot is starting over Darlow today?

>>77614105
when it's all newcastle have it's all they have
>inb4 baseless speculation without seeing any of newcastles books

>>77614105
No anon you don't understand, he can't compete with Man City or Chelsea.

>>77614115
And you think Rafa can do much with a rough 30m until now?

>>77614108
They're as bad as each other, it wouldn't make much difference.

>>77614126
this is what he signed up for, so its his fault if he didnt make the best of it

>>77614132
I thought Darlow was getting pretty decent. Why did they dump Sels and Krul? I know Krul was pretty poor last season for AZ but at least he's done the job in the Premier League.

>>77614137
The only job Krul did in the PL was flap around like a panicked parrot whenever the ball came near him.

Thoughts on salah? Looked pretty good to me. Could of finished a few more opportunities.

>>77614149
t. Sunderland

>>77614128
what is his problem?

What is chelsea's strategy lads?
You can be a team that spends huge amounts of money to buy all the established champions that you can, or you go discovering young promising talents in mid level teams and build up your team with time.
Chelsea splurges a lot of money on 1 or 2 signings and then stop. this way they are going to become a mid table team within a few years.

For me it's Newcastle United Football Club.

>>77614149
I know for a fact he's had a few really good games at least. I'm actually Dutch so I watch him pretty much all season for AZ and he was not good at all. I think injuries have really caught up to him.

Lastly, why is Lascelles not starting? I thought he was your captain. I know Lejeune I supposed to be good, but why is Clark starting then?

>>77614161
Was pretty decent second half. Got involved and made a couple of nice runs. Not really any midfield players available who could anticipate his runs into space with no Coutinho and Lallana.

Takes Mike Ashley a lot of balls to roast himself like that on TV.

>>77614190
Clark was great last season and he's left footed which Rafa likes for balance.

>>77614128
Castro looking like he's wondering why he has to sit next to the black guy.

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*dabs*

>>77614176
Takes a lot of resources to do the later, especially time. This includes scouting and training the individual and training to integrate with the team's system.

When they splurge out on one or two signings it's usually on a player they know would work in their system because they've proven themselves at big clubs in similar systems.

I don't know what Conte would do. Abramovich seems to be giving him a tough time and it looks like they'll have to spend big on assured talents for the short term and maybe 1/2 young players to fill a quota (for CL).

>>77611883

Those assholes are trying to influence our election too. God damn it.

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>>77614239

sikh dab

>>77614108
cheeky flag m8

>>77613913
>implying Mitrogol won't come 15 minutes before the end and score a hattrick
MITAR'S ON FIRE YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
*overhead clap*

>>77614298
>mitro
>scoring goals for newcastle

what universe are we in?

ynr Jack Wilshere

>>77614294
Here on holiday lad.

Daily reminder that 2 years ago, Spurs needed 3 points (THREE POINTS) to finish above Arsenal, with 5 games left to play. They managed 2 draws and 2 losses before the final game of the season. The final game was against an already relegated Newcastle with nothing to play. Newcastle had a player sent off and yet they (Spurs) still managed to lose 5-1.

>>77614261
>This includes scouting and training the individual and training to integrate with the team's system.
I don't mean signing teenagers to raise in your academies. I mean signing 20/21 year olds who are already good but don't yet have a huge price. Like napoli or monaco or to an extent liverpool or tottenham do.
Yes it takes time, but it ensures that you will keep having a good team for the future.
What I mean is, either you spend vast amount of money to fill your team with champions year to year, or you spnd time to build your team finding good players just before they become famous and expensive.
Chelsea does neither, and they can't sustain a top level position like this.

>>77614446
And like I said, Abramovich seems to be giving Conte a tough time in terms of who he should sign and let go.

It's not like they're not doing the buy a champion route (Bakayoko and Mortar both won their league, Morata won CL) and that's clearly the route Abramovich favors. The other "option" is just a scheme for investment, buy a player to sell at a profit once they prove themselves for Chelsea, or otherwise through loan.

Abramovich is a businessman and he likes to have his hands knedding it.

They will not sustain their position if they can't hold players that actually do well for them and refuse to buy players like Alli and Coutinho before they blow up, outright.

>>77614627
Bakayoko is average and a clear downfall from Matic

>>77614837
The quality of the signing was never in my reasoning for mentioning him.

He fits the criteria that he's a signing from a champion club that the Italian anon gave.

how many would st james's park seat if it was expanded all the way around?

>>77614627
not just in respect to conte, but in general, they don't seem to have a stregety for their team. They don't want to spend ig but they aren't bringing in scouts to fin talented players to build their team for the future either.
>and that's clearly the route Abramovich favors
but they are not doing that either. Bakayoko and mortar aren't champions by any measure, and morata can keep up the team alone. They are not spending enough for that route.
> The other "option" is just a scheme for investment
That's only if you don't have money to pay high wages and decide to sell.If you are big enough you can keep your players even after they become world class, and invest all your money in wage rather than buying players.

>>77614902
>He fits the criteria that he's a signing from a champion club that the Italian anon gave.
what' no, I was talking about signing players who are proven champions and thus have a high price.

United - West Ham predictions?

I'm feeling a 1-1 or 2-2

>>77615198
0-0

>>77615014
>>77615034
First of all, you're asking a lot from a guy who has limited money budgeted for Chelsea with ambitions to make it a club like RM. Not that I'm saying that Abramovich/Chelsea is poor either.

Last year they bought Kante (league champion with Leicester), this year they bought Baka and Morata and they also bought a few good utility players too, so they are definitely doing "some version of the buy a champion" route or rather, the iteration they CAN DO.

You can only ask so much from a club that wants to go through this route (of filling the club with "granates") when most of the money they invest into the squad comes from Abramovich's coffers which isn't as big as some others.

Those signings can definitely work out if they integrate into the squad well enough and that to me is very likely because I think Conte is a pretty good coach.

What I'm saying is they can't spend as big as the more established clubs or even clubs like PSG because although they're a money club, they also win the league and cup consistently and are in a league where they can do what Bayern and Juve does. I'm also saying that it's difficult to do what you're implying in PL. United, City and to a lesser degree Arsenal are trying to do the same and don't always look like they know what they're doing is the proper coarse.

>>77615198
Chicarito will score the winner.

"""""""premier""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" league""""""" 0-0 at half time lmfao
fucking joke of a league
come watch the sottish premiership if you want to see real football

>>77615364
Is this what the SFA spend their marketing budget on?

>>77615198
I think 1-1 is a reasonable prediction. Doubt Chicharito is gonna hit the ground running within a new system, especially since West Ham are a bit shaky with lots of new signings. But I think United aren't gonna score a lot so if West Ham get a cheeky goal it's a draw.

>>77614069
Lelsea for selling without a buyback

>>77615555
>Muslims

No thanks

>/epl/
worst OP ever

>Norwich

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>the state of Victor Nilsson Lindelöf

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*celebrates towards the premier league*

>>77615878
>sign Matic
>still play Pogba in a 2-man midfield
Might just kys myself

>>77615891
Not worried about the inevitable points deduction for financial irregularities?

>>77615299
>you're asking a lot from a guy who has limited money budgeted for Chelsea with ambitions to make it a club like RM
I'm not asking anyhing from the guy. I was wondering what was theier strategy. If they can't be like real madrid then they should buy young talented players to raise.
If they can't do that they can't stay as a top team and will become a midtable team in the future.
If they can't spend they shouldn't base their business model on big signings.

>>77615917
>new owner
>sell star player for 13m and then another for 15m
>spend 8m

what irregularities?

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>>77614239
good dab

>>77615955
Isn't your new owner a Greek fraudster, or am I thinking of the wrong club now.

>>77615991
he's not a fraudster but he does have dodgy business dealings in the shipping sector, but to protect the club if he goes down he co-owns it with another greek businessman who's legit

>>77616010
>greek businessman who's legit

Well, I admire your optimism desu.

>>77616034
he owns the big media corporations in Greece so maybe not legit but damn near untouchable, same thing in today's football

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nice goal

>>77616150
Spuds are supposed to be imploding ffs

Oreo cookies are delicious.

>>77616181
they haven't played at "home" yet la

>>77615943
Oh look, someone gets it.

Please mail your opinion to Abramovich pls thnx.

Else I hope Conte moves on. Seriously fuck Chelsea. I try to like them but they treat their players and managers like shit.

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#respect

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>been away for a few days with zero internet
>go on bbc sport
>see this
howling desu

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How fucked are my boys this season /epl/?
My only hope is to avoid relegation.

Reminder Conte wears a wig.

>>77616443
Already been rejected officially by Liverpool.

>>77615299
>limited money budgeted for Chelsea
They've spent the most in the history of the PL. That's not a fucking excuse.

>>77617569
It is when maybe a quarter of it was used on feeder club foder.

And when many of their most expensive signings have been sold off (De Bruyne, Marin, Lukaku, Mata, Matic, Luiz, Salah) could be missing a few others. They also sold them for reasonable profits as well, unlike City, which allows them to recoup that money into signings. But they're also reliant on their performance money, when they end the season poorly they don't spend as much and don't have much power to bring in any real quality additions, plus they lose a few.

They also have a habit of selling players off either prematurely or just when they're getting to their peak. But their biggest fault is managing their staff very poorly, the club has no soul.

>le Lacazette will flop!
>Scores on his debut with his 2nd touch in the PL (and his first shouldn't count as it was the kick off)

>le Morata will flop!
>Scores twice but one is said to be offside, on his debut as well

>Le Poocakau will flop!
>Scored on his debut in Super Cup, scored in his league debut (and possibly will get more)

Howling at the state of /sp/, ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''experts''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''. Should never listen to anything you fucking say ever again.

>>77617848
They literally spend all their money on 'wonderkids' and then hoard then before shipping them off. They have a monopoly of talent and can screw every club over by spending more money on youths that any sensible club would AND by offering huge wages. Did you know Chelsea's longest serving play is a GK who has NEVER played a game for Chelsea? That's how fucking shit that club is.

Chelsea is a scummy club with scummy business practices which started the extreme oil club plaything system. But that's irrelevant as they win stuff so nobody cares how much you spend as long as you win stuff. They've spent what, £1.5bn since 2004? Chelsea is full of mercenaries who stomp up and down when shit doesn't work or go the way they want.

>>77617921
Still though, they won a EL and CL eventually, and they're the second most successful club in the PL Era, they also win their fair share of FA Cups.

Of course they're ethically one of the worst clubs around, but at least they're winning. Not saying it's ok, but for many parties it's a good, growing business.

>>77617990
Spending huge amounts kind of takes the gloss of wins. It's why Leicester's win was so great.

>>77615891

I liked Darikwa at Burnley, great going forward.

His problem is when it comes to defending, which isnt great because hes a defender

>>77618037
>modern full backs
>defending

>>77618131

>defenders
>not defending

Lukaku is gonna get a hattrick on his debut, lads. Then you'll all APOLOGISE LMAO.

Who was the last guy who got one on his debut? Ravenelli for Middlesbrough?

>>77618022
And you're probably right. I can only imagine what the atmosphere in England or even Leicester when that happened.

Keyword: imagine. The glory resonated but not with the same intensity. It's no meme that foreigners don't really care about glory when it comes to bandwagonning a team, they want to support the team who WINS.

And more popularity also == more money for the club that wins consistently.

The soul of football is slowly, but surely, being drained out of the game.

>>77618037
Yes I agree. Lowton is probably the opposite.

>>77617866
>Should never listen to anything you fucking say ever again.
Why would you ever do that in the first place?

>>77618329
Because some shit is said so often enough on this shit board you start to wonder if it's the general consensus.

>Poocacau will le flop xDDD
>Scored 2 goals and on course for his hattrick

Howling right now lads.

>4-0
Can anyone stop mouyes and United this year?

>>77618348
Never take anything serious and live a post-ironic life.

>prem football starts
>everything is exciting, holy shit
>three boring ass games in a row where the big team comes on top

>>77616181
they'll win the league and reach the UCL semis where they'll lose against real marid

>Polish added. Martial turns provider, setting up Paul Pogba to curl a shot past the diving Joe Hart.

>West Ham have crumbled completely to give this game a scoreline that the home side's dominance deserves.

>Ominous for the rest of the division.

Oh boy, I sure never expected BBC to suck Uniteds dick lol.

west ham looked incredibly poor last week against city too

>>77618810
>4-0 boring

fuck off magnusson

>>77618874
0-0s are generally more exciting than 4-0 unless you specifically support the team that wins 4-0

>>77618810
Like Burnley defeat Chelshit rite lmao

how many fantasy points is everyone on then

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>0-0s are generally more exciting than 4-0 unless you specifically support the team that wins 4-0

Who will stop ManUre from BLACKING the league?

So title race this season will be Spurs/City/Utd?

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>Attack vs. defence drills are more exciting than a tense draw

Holy shit lads! Morata actually scored?

I know I'll always remember where I was the day Morata scored

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>fuck off reddit shitskin

>>77618954
richard spencer

>>77618819
Sky was sucking harts dick all game saying the torino defence was shit so it wasn't harts fault

TWO GOALS
FROM
DA
NNY

I double dare anyone here to find a better product of multiculturalism than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBHhYyPntZg

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Apologise, /sp/.

>>77619089
Are these guys the new AFTV?

>>77619089
>United have sikhs
>Arsenal have muslims
So United were the good guys all along?

Just IMAGINE being a paki, lads.

laughing my ass off at just the idea

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>>77619072
North Africans + Gyppos = Andalucia

>>77619111
>>77619131
sikhs are 50% paki 50% poo in loo

We Them Moyes Boys!

>>77618810

You had a 3-3 with Liverpool and Watford where Watford scored in the 90th minute. You had Chelsea losing at home to Burnley end the match with 9 men

I feel like it was one of the best weekends in terms of entertainment.

>>77619146
For me, the word 'paki' encompasses everything between Iran and Burma

you now remember /efl/

30 goals scored in the EPL this weekend lads.
As a loyal customer, I'm pleased.

>>77619164
that's what I mean.. it came back and everyone was like 'holy shit, wtf is going on'

then we get city, spurs and utd and they remind us what watching football really is like

So is Marco Silva doing wonders at Watford? His home record at Hull was good wasn't it?

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>>77619089
Guy in the back looks so proud

>people ACTUALLY thinking poopba would be better than lukaku

>>77619089
*(DAB)s*

>>77619196
Can't blame city for the shitshow at brighton

>>77619089
Is that gundogan?

why the fuck did valencia only get me 5 points when manure kept a clean sheet

>everybody having fun with the new season
>Newcastle picked up two injuries, a red card and a loss, manager is moments away from walking over lack of funds, owner is telling lies on sky sports news

JDIMSA

>>77619284
good. poocastle can fuck off the face of the earth

>>77619283
yellow

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Swansea are signing Chadli and Bony soon so watch out united

>>77619295
Can they afford the £50m required to do so?

>>77619284
and still the fans think they're gonna win the league

sad

DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE G

ONE GOAL FROM PAUL P

ANOTHER TWO GOALS LU KA KE

CHELSEA ARE LOSIN

ALL YA CHELSEA FANS HAVE STARTED BOOIN

US GUYS ARE WINNING

3 POINTS THIS IS THE BEGINNING

WE THEM MOUYES BOYS
>bitch
WE THE MOUYES BOYS

WE THEM MOUYES BOYS
>pussy
WE THEM MOUYES BOYS

WE THE MOUYES BOYS
>dickhead
WE THEM MOUYES BOUYS

WE THEM MOUYES BOYS
>fucker
WE THEM MOUYES BOYSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just a reminder of
>LIVERKEKS
lol

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>>77616698
They're getting top 6 when Bony and Chadli come

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choose your best premier league team lads. pic related is mine.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40483774

>>77619284
Classic Newcastle

>>77619284
Don't think chelsea/liverpool are enjoying the new season

>>77619303
>50 million
Max for them is 33 million mate and probably cheaper for Bony than the 13 mil asking price

>>77619319
looks good to me

maybe Cole instead of Ruud

>>77619319
>no Van der Sar
shit team

Why did people say Phil Jones from Manchester United is a bad player? He looks like a quite good player for me.

>>77619347
too injury prone to continue good form and fitness

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>>77619319

>>77619319
>no Mounié

shit

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is /sp/ ever right?

>>77619359
>eternal slipper man
>Goggs
lol

Friendly reminder that defending Premier League champions Chelsea went 3 down at their home and season opener to Burnley, who finished 16th last year, after spending upwards of £100m in the past two months

>>77619366
>scores against relegation fodder
>hailed as a god tier player

fuck of achmed

>>77619359
why didn't England win a World Cup with this team? unbelievable m9

>>77619311
Are you permanently stuck in 1996?

Not a single one has thought that for years.

>>77619401
>Suarez
not even once

>>77619388
save your tears

I wish it was still 1996 desu.

>>77619408
He would have done the same season he did with Liverpool in 2003 when you were 5 and everyone would say he's a fucking legend

>>77619428
never had the makings of a varsity premier league athlete, kid

>>77619419
Prior to Blair... Yeah, those were the days.

>>77619452
>imagine living in romania

i would rather kill myself

>>77619465
Well, I was 16, which was fun.

Plus everyone was a lot more optimistic before Blair actually got in and disappointed people.

Huddlesfield failed to stay top after the first round of games.

Now they'll get relegated with no glory.

Shame.

>>77619500
Their Blackpool style suicide ball should be fun though.

>>77619500
Been a good day for us though with the injuries and the red for Newcastle who we play next week.

>>77619168
So Siberians? Or does it cut off there?

jesé to stoke

>>77619554
Where are you seeing Siberia between Iran and Burma?

>>77619570
on a map

>>77619570
But it is in between. Or do you mean on an equal plain? If so, then Sri Lanka is not included, or Seychelles or Mauritius.

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WHY ARE EVERTON SO CHEAP WHEN MAKING SIGNINGS. THEY CAN'T AFFORD SIGGY

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>>77619319

>>77619401
Kante wasn't as good as Essien

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*leaps towards the 40+ points safety barrier*

>>77619539
inb4 shock loss and the poocastle poster has an aneurysm

>>77619599
I'm biased on this one

>>77619592
Oh right yeah so the world being roughly spherical means that all countries are between Iran and Burma.

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>>77619319

>>77619640
Viera was better than Kante

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>>77619319

>>77619612
Not sure how it would be a shock if we beat Newcastle.

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>>77619319

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ONE
NOTHING WITH ME

>>77619596
>All time PL XI
>Puts in a player that has never won it

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>>77619054
>>77619312

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when pep gets exposed it will be mou vs wenger episode.

can't wait.

>>77619746
what is wrong with them?

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>furious mindless geordies phoning in on 606

>>77619764
They're white.

>>77619777
way aye spend more moneye ashleye

>>77619764
Arsenal supporters

>>77619777
Guy isn't wrong about alli doing winding up shit even though his other points are all over the place

>>77619777
Is Wrighty still doing the Sunday show?

>>77619780
but not caucasian

come and watch comfy welsh football while waiting for the clasico/psg game

http://bambusports.co/2016/10/16/live-soccer-wiz-stream-21/

>>77619797
sounds like he's about to burst into tears

>>77619797
It's fucking hilarious that Alli gets praised for that

every time spurs lose a big game he totally loses his head

>We'll finish 12th
Very optimistic Newcastle fan if I say so

>>77619804
why aye pet

>>77619821
He did it right before voldemort got sent off by kicking the ball away and got off with it. There was atleast three other times he tried to kick off with people too.

>>77619821
Which makes getting wound up by him even more retarded.

Is this caller a fucking parody? I'm sure it's Bob Mortimer doing a silly accent.

>>77619777
jesus christ what a rambler

>All these cucks ITT that don't know that Everton could realistically win the league

>>77619777
>606
Dang, why didn't anyone remind me?

>>77619666
You know what I meant.

>>77619875
I always save it for the drive to work on Monday.

>>77619893
Alright. Well, we won't beat them anyway because Rafa will park the bus like he did last season.

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They actually did it, they managed to win a game the absolute madmen

>>77619927
What did you take a picture of that child for.

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>>77619927

>wrighty said 'aplomb'
guarantee he's wearing the glasses/flat cap/scarf combo that tells us he's Thinking Wrighty

>this comical voice
what

>606 gets a united fan
>plummy southern accent
hmm

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:(

>>77620232
he just needs to be patient. Same questions were asked with Mhkitaryan last year

>Lindoff
This meme is getting too pervasive, desu.

>>77620232
JUST

>>77619943
>2017
>not being a paedo

>>77620232
he didn't even make the bench?

>>77620232
At least he gets to shag this
https://twitter.com/majanilsson/status/896737603503960065

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>>77620232

>>77614936
more

>>77620232
>op
>his thread

>>77620333
>first reply
rekt

I forgot Chelsea lost

>>77620562
>>77620575
lel